“La Creatura…” -N7QOTT: What’s your spirit animal?Previous: >>44032711
>>44036450Why do you post this in every single thread?
>>44036455I want him to fuck me up the ass, plain and simple.
>>44036427>>44036428just a smoke alarm i think, but its a combo of a weak extractor fan, using olive oil which smokes a bit, low ceilings, and zero windows, plus the kitchen itself is tiny, basically the kitchen sucksim just pissed cuz it interrupted my dinner
>>44036455"Why does someone post an image on an image board" - you sound crazy lol
Take my creampie @tranny
>>44036467Why do you want him to fuck you so badly?
>>44036450My maiqvolution is this one
phantom contractions when im close but nothing is there anymore @ - @
Remember that weekeend thread sucks and Friday is the weekend!
>>44036477Because he mogs????
>>44036467You can't handle his fat cock
>>44036468https://voca.ro/1d9UOpigbyQ9
>>44036445>qottsometimes i wish i was a deer but then i realize it's probably not great being evolutionarily designed to be food
>>44036336the fluid in satisfactory was ok, but it lowkey pisses me off pumps always felt super janky desu.it’s too bad the nemesis system is patented. what a stupid reality where game mechanics can be patented. maybe i should play shadow of mordor tho. did you ever play the gamecube hobbit game, wulfie? i played it as a kid and was obsessed with it.
>>44036480It's horrible. I love it. Might make a few today after dinner
>>44036485did you get an orchi? some of it will come back over time
Please tell me that the other thread was deleted by OP and not nuked ......... I got so fuckin scared......>>44036356Thanks for not ripping me apart wulfim..... I'll take ur advice:)) I was actually thinking of changing some blocks as u said but I built the whole structure first because I couldn't decide lolz>QottI think everyone knows that...!
imaging my board
>>44036487How does spamming these images aid in getting him to fuck you asshole?
>>44036445QOTT: What’s your spirit animal?A monkey in slim fit jeans.
>>44036445
>>44036445>qott
>>44036500
>>44036500Look I’m just a horny tranny on an image board I don’t have all the calculations worked out but one day Maiq will slam my bussy until I’m boipreggersAnd like I said earlier, I am gonna make more of these Maiq memes and keep posting them until he does
>>44036496ye
>>44036519the image doesnt do the video justice
>>44036524Based
>>44036524It just seems a little selfish to spam our gen all day every day just because you’re obsessed with this idea of this guy railing you
>>44036417Turn the heat down
>>44036528Facts it's chilling
>>44036519So gross
>>44036519This video is honestly terrifying and it makes me understand dysphoria because if I thought I looked like that I'd lose my fucking mind
>>44036541That's literally and figuratively you
>>44036539It was like 4/6, I did though, shit is just so ass
>>44036506
>>44036534I don’t care what anyone else thinks I am obsessed with Maiq and I will make every single chasergen thread about him forever and ever!Nothing else even matters
I looked at a Mumbai street food reel and now I understand what it's like to be Indian
>>44036565Kind of shame considering he is in love with someone else
All this maiq talk is making me moist down there. I can't believe cibitroon tried to embarrass him and ended up creating the chaser role model
>>44036519i hate this video so much
>>44036569man when I went to India I only ate in fancy restaurants and I still got extremely sick
>>44036571WHO
>>44036573Post link?
>>44036571Who is in love with?
>>44036580https://x.com/2nichemedia/status/2066197016003178581
>>44036574If you use the public water in any capacity (shower, etc.) you can get sickI was told to only ever go to Goa or Kashmir by an Indian couple if I ever went to India.
>>44036574It's probably like the same reason why kids who grow up on farms have better immune systems to kids who grew up in cities, if you grow up eating that kind of food it probably won't affect you
>>44036578>>44036582Uhh do you bother to read any of these threads??
>>44036552
>>44036586Is there some context for this?
>>44036493https://voca.ro/1itGfkYoXSWg>>44036497https://voca.ro/1nDOY5Ff5O8i
>>44036586every single sissy or raceposter comes off like this to me, i feel bad
>>44036597I do and he speaks to every tranny
>>44036586The video really is so much worse, you can convince yourself it's just some unfortunate looking crossdresser until you hear how hollow the voice is and the insane shit he says
>>44036604
>>44036586https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pWC-4dx3Q0
>>44036594I mean what's the point if you aren't stomping in the streets swatting off dogs and scammers
>>44036611if this was the box art then yea that’s the same game on the gamecube. it’s peak. my favourite segment is when you’re stealthing around the ogres and you can’t step on the crunchy leaves.
>>44036629I mean I agree which is why I probably won't go there while it's still a developing country
Time for the dentist
>>44036586It just hit me that the only other time I've felt so unsettled watching a video was with that english nonce who dressed like a school kid that everybody was freaked out by for a week last year, smartschoolboy9 was the name i think
>>44036497https://voca.ro/1AXT7kN5CSBn
>>44036650Good luck, I’m sure it will go well
>>44036620i’m convinced that he’s getting paid or manipulated or something to say that, because my mind genuinely can’t fathom how someone could end up like that of their own volition. maybe i’m too sheltered/naive.
>>44036654Are you banned or something why are you off trip? Is no one talking to you when you post trip on?
>>44036650Be strong captain
>>44036650good luck, commander
>>44036663I would guess that being extremely isolated, having little to no self esteem, and having your sense of reality warped by the internet are the basic ingredients
Ordered food10$It selected a place an hour awayCanceled bc that cannot be a good use of time for the driver5 dollar feeAs punishment I won't order food for the next monthHopefully I dont lose weight bc of that
>>44036666His rank is commander, princess
>>44036663Probably yeah, I can't really grasp how things could get that bad.>>44036664I honestly have no idea what you are talking about, I think you are confusing me with someone else, I've never posted with a trip
>>44036643https://voca.ro/144NIAzSwBAU
>>44036677sure, but that guy is like 70 years old. it would make more sense if it was some 20 something year old. idk it just seems too absurd to be real to me.
>>44036647I'd probably go again and only eat packaged food the entire time. The last week I stayed in the fancy parts and that's where I fucked up
>>44036686wishing this on everyone that uses food ordering apps
>>44036699Boomers are unironically huge on like sissy slave cuck porn
>>44036687I apologizr...
>>44036712I feel like they are the main demos for the worst parts of it
>>44036445>qottThose little fluffy creatures on that tiny island that have no natural predators so are kind to every human they meet and then a vlogger kicked one and it became international news
>>44036699Sadly, being older doesn’t make people less vulnerable to loneliness, plummeting self esteem, and disconnection with realityTo the contrary, in so many cases
>>44036723If anyone is mean to you closet it should be a crime
>>44036712Older people are more misogynistic and sissy shit is inherently misogynistic
>>44036624
>>44036696oh my god that mouse is so cute look at those ears…. the pc games i grew up playing were wow, wc3, diablo 2, and roller coaster tycoon 2 i think? maybe 3?>>44036712maybe perhaps idk. i have no idea how big that weird fetish shit is like. im sure you’re not wrong john 50 is a meme for a reason.
>>44036729Awww thank you <3
>>44036731>sissy shit is inherently misogynisticMaybe that's why i like sissies so much then
>>44036734
SISSY HOMEWORK My _____ is to worship _____
i hope my brother has kids so i can be their cool aunt
>If anyone is mean to you closet it should be a crimeDoes this type of stuff works on a tranny? Seems so fake, so performative, i just don't see it working
I think sissy stuff is cringe But tbd I think its less bad than faggot stuff.I think its less transphobic to be into sissy stuff than liking being overtly misgendered
Where's Rick and steve. I have sissy tasks for them
>>44036759That’s so sweet
>>44036757My calling is to worship the machine god
it says 31.5 degrees.... im scared....
>>44036757You have a sissyclit, Penny?
>>44036764i’ll spoil them rotten
>>44036759Troons aren’t cool. What’s cool about you?
>>44036735https://voca.ro/1le7JhZfJ8P5
>>44036760Works on me because my standards are literally just ‘is nice to me’
I WISH I HAD GIRLPOWER Dx
>>44036773A yummy sissy femboy shithole.
>>44036767https://youtu.be/ztzq05IzYds?si=4oG7DTojUi8NrKx7
>>44036519hello steven
>>44036784Ok then i'll be super nice to you from now on. Just don't call me boring, you asked for it
>>44036767Okay you have an A->>44036773I'm not sissy I'm penny btwI have pennyclit
>>44036799Being nice to me gets you through the door. Having similar interests and being my type cements you
>>44036792https://voca.ro/1nLKOgMf4eEp
>>44036778i have videos games and i’ll let them eat sweets that their parents don’t want them to have
£300 back from the taxman todayBosh.
>>44036445a pangolin, a pigeon, or a clione
>>44036779wulfim collecting 15 centaur hooves is peak kino gameplay u just wouldnt get it……..back when i was a kid we had a rogers video store and you could rent movies and games from there. it was so cooooool. i think i rented a zelda game from there once but i don’t remember well.
>>44036807I still have this dumb contract i can do and say whatever i want you'll still owe me
>>44036808Yes this music perfectly captures the spirituality of mars
https://voca.ro/1lCgRhbe623Thttps://store.steampowered.com/app/223510/Miasmata/
Life is hard as a bald chaser
Anonymous is a milk pitcher polisher??
>>44036833BGMD is hooking up with an aussie thoughbeit
>>44036820Lol>>44036833Nah
>>44036823I miss renting games. Every Friday my mom would take me and a friend to rent something for the weekend. Then we would have a sleepover at one of our houses. I always loved going to my friend's houses that was near the woods and we would explore
>>44036842Sorry I mean AnonyMOUSE
>>44036828I respect a deal. You could say anything at this point and the bj is still owed
>>44036847that sounds super cozy anon. what a lovely memory.
>>44036731That came to my head too ,I can grasp the misogynist angle with Kristi Noem's husband and his big fake tits. But that video was super spooky on a deeper level that I couldn't even really process how misogynistic it actually is
>>44036823https://voca.ro/1jE0sXsFK1h4
>>44036842yeh
>>44036875Misogynist or not, Lobotomised sissy unc is my fetishistic mentally ill icon. I love all of his videos deeply. They give me the same vibes as the old ‘go to the bathroom’ video
if your a man that paints his nails, Has long hair, Has boobs, Looks like a girl, and cant drive. Just Troon out already
>>44036890There’s more than one?
>>440368923.5/5I’m making it there
>>44036890what do you mean “all his videos”??there’s more??
>>44036829https://voca.ro/1frPGQDlCVPC
>>44036858The question is how can i make the bj contract upgrade to one night of hot passionate love making.Sort of like when you upgrade a plane ticket from economy to first class
>>44036784Glad I have met at least that standard, I salute you Closet o7>>44036890There are more.... you have opened a pandora's box by saying that
>>44036898The video where he says ‘I’m you’re slave’ The one where he’s sucking a dummy and shaking a rattleThe one where he sits in complete silence for a minute before briefly hibernating There are more but those are off the top of my head. I binge watched a lot them because I found him so funny
wwyd if a trans woman asked you out on a date?
My favorite sissy video is that fat guy head level with a fuck machine in his bathroom with pumps on his tits and he's literally screaming while talking about bbc. Thanks stu.It's simply how I view all of them.
>>44036909I’ll make another questionnaire at some point and make it especially cringe to scare the people in the gen again. You can see if you’ll get full marks when I do >>44036910Saluted back! o7
>>44036923Say yes no question. Id be honored. And very flattered. Id pull my grandmothers wedding ring she gave me exactly for this occasion. Im immediately getting on one knee and skipping straight to marriage.
>>44036890
>>44036908Yeh it is really bizarre did you see the YA fiction they put out
>>44036890I've seen a few videos popping on my page and it was funny at first but then I started to feel kinda badI don't know that person but the facial expression and how they stare at himself in the mirror for a long time as if they were searching for something they're not finding anymoreThe video where he's just staring at the mirror for more than a minute is especially creepy, something abt that look in his eyes makes me feel sad
>>44036923I would only accept if the date involved fucking her femboy turd cutter and then never talking to her again. Not if I have to be seen in public with her.
>>44036923Say i'll go but she will have to pick me up and get me home too
>>44036760>>44036910Oh brother...
>>44036941Got da air plane controller headset
>>44036923If it was Dawgy, I’d say yes>>44036943>as if they were searching for something they're not finding anymoreHow did you come up with this expression?
>>44036943I think for me I find them funny because they are so eerie that my brain’s defence mechanism is to laugh. I wish lobotomised sissy unc the best
>>44036878i didn’t know the uk had blockbusters, that’s neat. i would have figured they’d have their own brand.
I live for tranny tummyhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/SQdzsePu7_0The only reason I don't kill myself is just the idea of tranny tummy playing in my head. I don't even care if I'll never experience it IRL. Just the idea
i regret fucking bronyas hole
>>44036934That's fair i'll study for it and be performative like you trannies likeSalute o7
Here's one like the one I posted 2 days ago but has feet/soles in it this timeDifficult shotlitter catbox moe/yh1dvz.jpeg
>>44036969They’re calling it the easiest kink to appeal to ever
>>44036940too much>>44036953cute
>>44036984I want to pound that hole
>>44036979It’s not performative if it’s just how you naturally are. If you need to perform a role to appeal to me it won’t work
>>44036961Idk lolz I meant that maybe he had repressed so much for so many years that this was the only way he could feel feminine but it's still not enoughIt honestly makes me rlly sad, I don't even know if that's the case though>>44036966Yea me too lole I hope things get better for them
>>44036942https://voca.ro/17bCP7sFgdXL
Have you seen those reels where a sissy fetish boomer goes to dunkin donuts all dressed up in some sissy latex gimp outfit and gets an iced coffee?
>>44036878do gay people have canalboats?
>>44037004I hope it never happens to you Penny
So can we all agree chuds keep winning
>>44037000I answered naturally to your previous one and all i got was a bj. I want sex and i will lie if i have to, you won't know until it's too late
wwyd if your now gf asked you to borrow 13 dollars
>>44037010Every day I think about how sissies as autistic transbians have the ability to go out in public dressing the way they do and yet I’m still too much of a coward to do anything but boymode. Aura mogged
>>44037013its not fair T~T
I think that performativity is cringe but trannies usually like itAll the guys I enjoy being around are actually kinda mean. But in a bants way. They just treat me normally but also have a lowkey kind side.
>>44036988It's cute but you didn't say if you would do it or not>>44037017Say yes but i want 15 dollars back when she is able to pay me
>>44037015Kind of hard to cheat on that questionnaire since most of the answers were hyper specific to me and would be impossible to guess without knowing me well
>>44037012Will I be turned into sissy unc when I grow up ?!?!
>>44036968https://voca.ro/1gVVH30DXFkJ>>44037011https://voca.ro/1ivhdMxYSMhN
>>44036878As a zoomer my only experience with a video rental shop is going into one in a collapsing english seaside town and coming out with a copy of Dick and Dom in da bungalow episode collection DVD that I never returned because I was just on holiday
>>44037007>Read by David Tenant
>>44037037I really really hope not I hope you always have your dignity and never become what did you call it something looked for that isn’t there anymore
>>44037033it’s for gas. im not gonna pay you back
>>44037065Then i'll beat you up until you pay me
>>44037051As a kid, I got into 40k from just the cool pictures, I don't know which kids this is planned to appeal too lol
>>44037013The chasers haven't been activated yet. You think we're just gonna sit by and let a bunch of people take away our girl cock? All because of a bunch of old ass british women? You think we're just going to sit by and let that happen? We fought a revolution against TERF Island before and we can do it again. The cavalry is coming woman, now in the mean time....post tranny tummy.
i need to buy some linen tops so i can go outside and not die
>>44037060Dw this won't happen because I don't age:)) I'm currently 57 yeard olde
>>44037080>linen topsWhat makes a guy a linen top?
>>44037040i agree wulfie, i think we should blame americans for everything desu
>>44037036I think i know you well enough to know the type of answers you will like
>>44037025It's doIt be like dat>>44037079U trippin mane
pennyblud come LA
>>44037070ass, gas or grass. no free rides
baymoding today
>>44037043https://voca.ro/121qsDQB3pvI>>44037051https://voca.ro/1lvaWCaTVRE0>>44037094https://voca.ro/1YuMzjhj5qJX
I (sorta) added my piercings to this one! <3>>44036445>qottMy spirit animal is 99% a Raven and like 4% that chicken from Moana :)
>>44037099i like this dawg
i wish i had girlpower
>>44037084You've been a lot more mask off seethy lately I wonder what triggered it lolIts pretty funny though
>>44036549It's literally not at all. I'm young compared to that and I'm attractive
>>44037095Try again then but answer with what I want to hear Probably won’t reply for a couple of hours since my break is about to end
>>44037111that dawg is silly
>>44037101I'll give you a free ride...
>>44037040>https://voca.ro/1ivhdMxYSMhNyeah I know that channel, the older couple with the expensive boat. I've had this idea before as well. also I know people who live on narrowboats who definitely aren't gay!
>>44037120Challenge accepted
>>44037131https://voca.ro/1mRasQg6WNtb
Cispassing life hack
I live directly on a canal and there's a zesty boat that has parties every weekend... definitely a bit flamboyant
>>44037128i drove all the way here and you have a car???
>>44037141I wasn't telling you off!
>>44037147All I need is coke zero to pass??
>>44037110i didn't know you were a tackle box hon
>>44037147pennyblud come kabul
>>44037088Okay good that reassures me>>44037099dawgyblud come US>>44037105I don’t think it is meant to appeal to women I think the strategy is to sell it to 30 something dads to push on their children I think it is called intergenerational marketing or something
>>44037151No babe, i'll take you to heaven
>>44037155YES>>44037163The meme is evolving
>>44037159Loll I guess I am <3I recently got the eyebrow, medusa, and my right nostril done - I've had my sharkbites and left nostril for a while! And my lobes are pierced but I'm waiting to get more ear piercings until I get my lobes to 00
>>44037154https://voca.ro/1kclMoCkeQKY>>44037168https://voca.ro/1lITcGTW6OEY
>>44037175I'm on it o7Thankfully it's the one coke that tastes good too :)
>>44037171you’re gonna kill me???
>>44037180When I was 11, I wanted to read the grimdark stuff not some watered down kid version the grimdark was the draw
>>44037185Based... Regular coke is too much I don't rlly like it lole
>>44037105I think seaside towns began to really struggle when it became possible for even some of the poorest families to take a holiday abroad using budget airlines. We need more gundam posting in here, I think that would be fun >>44037120I fail instantly... (born after 9/11)
>>44037201Yeah regular coke just tastes like fizzy syrup to me. Diet coke I can deal with, but zero is the best. I rarely ever drink them though, I usually just do water and monster <3
>>44037116No one seethes more than u blud
>>44037189If that was the case you'd be going to hell not heaven
>>44037218oh yeah
>>44037223Sad post
>>44037223Did i make you cry?
>>44037227sad post
>>44037200https://voca.ro/16OlJqNlvkTH>>44037212https://voca.ro/1cnTGhxFOP3R
>>44037242Yeh
>>44037241no im numb now i haven’t cried in 6 hours
boymoders don't cry
>>44036586If you want to avoid being a John67 sissycoper, simply bee u r self and stop boymoding or repressingOld trans ladies are cool in a normal way, there are gonna be a ton of gmilfs in the coming decades
making out with my reflection
>>44037247I feel pretty lucky living on the south coast because if I want a nice sunny place to go, I just pick the isle of Wight to do something fun. Tourist economies are terrible for the locals in basically all situations, it sucks, especially in places like Hawaii that have had their native culture heavily commodified by outside bigwigs for the consumption of lame tourists. Also it can be very fickle and season based, if trends shift and where you live isn't seen as a good spot to holiday at, it can send the whole area into collapse >>44037289That wolf looks really cool
I'm sorry I'm so weak and hungry I had to order donuts i couldnt hold to my rule my stomach commands me
>>44037267Guess i need to try harder
>>44037289steve jobs wolf
>>44037289Can I pick you up at the cafe and you bring out a drink you made for me and I drive us home and make us dinner and then what do you want to do afterwards?
>>44037289I tried to laff about itCover it all up with copeI tried to laff about itHiding the tears in my eyes'Cause boymoders don't cryBoymoders don't cry
>>44037289trvke
>>44037304>isle of WightLoved that place as a littlun, should go back some time. Bet it hasn't changed at all
>>44037299Based 'geeper Lowkey I flex in the mirror and smack my thick hog against the bathroom countertop so I get itFinding yourself hot is just positive self image
https://youtu.be/451h8eQ5e4Ap sure ive seen this before but im watching it again
>>44037293Dang she's hot
>>44037293ill stop boymoding when i turn 65
>>44037327we r literally patrick bateman
>>44037293I follow her and she's really nice too
>>44037293didn't she transition at like 15
doll is Kayla btw in case anyone didn't know
>>44037293>>44037343sorry i mean guymoding
>>44037310why would you want someone to cry? are you a tearpire (vampire for tears)?
Chaserashi When They Cry
cumpire
>>44037312ok do you want the usual matcha-mazapan frappe with a double espresso???
>>44037358how did the dentist go
>>44037339Real, and her vids have a lot of good context for what women like her went through in the 80s and 90s and '00s, and how that informs the current stuff She's pretty cool
>>44037311https://youtu.be/DfCniCn_hdQi won't make it might steve jobs it
>>44037347at 17. and she got the hrt from prostitutes and other homeless trannies on the street so her levels probably weren't optimal
>>44037360thank you for saying this
>>44037293>>44037339I saw a video from a famous trans pornstar that's older now (40s) and in it she was taking a late teenage bottom chaser's anal virginity and the guy was struggling and crying from bottoming for the first time and she was gently walking him through it. It was cute, hot and funny at the same time.
>>44037363I came too early and there’s too many people in the waiting room so I had to wait outside. What have you been up to
>>44037374it actually might be pretty good, maybe without the espresso though. I've never tried it before but now I kinda wanna
MY LIFE IS A FUCKING JOKE
>>44037379What
>>44037392lol
>>44037304https://voca.ro/18WvNTWjk0Pb
>>44037395>WhatI saw a video from a famous trans pornstar that's older now (40s) and in it she was taking a late teenage bottom chaser's anal virginity and the guy was struggling and crying from bottoming for the first time and she was gently walking him through it.
>>44037383just work. 15 more minutes then i’ll be as free as a bumblebee
>>44037362I thought I got Americano but I do like matcha a lot
>>44037392MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
>>44037353I think sensitive trannies are cute, i don't like when they don't show emotionAlso we can make up after
how tf does phone numbers work
>>44037417i used to cry a lot but im tuff now
>>44037379Can't relate to thatThe women I've been into would never in a million years top a guy Happy for them though
>>44037438Wtf
>>44037438quois
>>44037438 She has finally cracked..... none of us our safe from her comedic wrath ...
>>44037438I don't like this
>>44037392Good deathcore callout line before a breakdown
>>44037438
>>44037460its old pic
Mamo naked dogeza >>>>
>>44037438B-B-B-BONAR
>>44037407>FREEDOMMMMMMMM
>>44037484lol
>>44037428Are you physically tuff too?
Is it pic posting time?
>>44037484Is there a pic of a seal smoking a cigarette and explaining how I wouldn’t get it
>>44037502yeah, i can squat 100 lbs and bench 70
>>44037515Haha this guy was designed by Pixar
>>44037515Bisexual Flag was werewolfanon?
>>44037518World's strongest tranny
>>44037515covering up the armpits is so evil
It’s been 15 minutes. Anonymouse is now off work.
where is bronya
what are jobs for mice?
>>44037553predator behavior
>>44037557Probably sleeping. It’s 9pm over where she’s at. Her sleeping schedule is sporadic. However, I did notice you’ll almost always find her available during American morning hours
>>44037553finally. wish i didn’t work saturdays tho :x
>>44037538There are several but I'm one of them>>44037523What could you possibly mean by this>>44037551The exposed pits are saved for special purposes
>>44037571good observations
>>44037571She travels
>>44037575Now that youre free. What’s next in your journey
>>44037561i work at the cheese factory they make me eat all the cheese its very tiring
>>44037575WISEGUYS DON'T WORK ON MOTHER'S DAY!
>>44037575Okay you’re free the night is yours what will you do??
>>44037545basically
dawgyblud come kabul, me mujahideen with special wolves protecting my scythian horseshttps://litter.catbox.moe/ud3314kx7dfzq9f8.jpg
>>44037589>>44037595gotta make a stop at the store then dinner then idk i’ll figure it out.
>>44037580Thanks. I have the power of unemployment and background check failing>>44037585Are you sure
great tip i learned.vocalizing mid workout helps you push through the tough parts at the end. Whether that be grunting, groaning, or moaning.Also it makes a lot of sense why people dont wear that much clothes when working out. I got to see my arms today when I was doing band rows and I feel like they look more muscular than before.
My favriote arab phrase is wa alaykum as-salam >>44037606I just saw her
>>44037515hi mr cthis picture stunned me for a second and i forgot how to open the quick reply box
>>44037601as a girltwink am I allowed to ride a horse?
>>44037625I love my Iraqi friend, I know that phrase from himI also like how often middle-easterners are Francophiles, I connect on that due to being a dual citizen with French heritage
>>44037591a factory that makes mouse-eaten cheese
>>44037596Pick me up and tuck me in bed
Who wants a ride
>>44037654i’m the quality control
>>44036844whos that
>>44037655do you weigh less than 80 lbs? wait no you have to pick me up what am i saying
i could bench 58lbs before hrt but now i can only bench 30 :(
>>44037642If I was a dictator I'd have a personal honour guard of Girltwinks on horses
>>44037665the guy from jersey
>>44037684that's pretty stupidthey would be completely fucking useless
>>44037635That's not very asexual of you
>>44037678i could be 145 pre hrt at my gym repper peak
>>44037684I'd be the best personal guard, Shillary Clinton and her goons will never touch a hair on your head, just me
>>44037694Their aura would protect me mamo, nobody would want to go through them to hurt me because they are so cute>>44037699o7 Good job soldier
Chud the builder was a chaser.But Bottom or Top Chaser? This is an optics Nuke.
>>44037675I am 176 but i'm into breaking tranny-chaser traditional dynamics
>>44037705Idk but the lady he was with looks hot
>>44037705in the video that tranny made she said he larped as a top but she ended up fucking his thighs
>>44037689Tony Soprano?
>>44037705Never talked with a chaser that wasn't a bottom lol
>>44037722That sounds about right. Thats kinda cute of her. I wish I had a tranner to fuck my gymbro thighs
I don’t believe anything from a person who talks about intimate details in public
>>44037703until a roving band of chaser barbarians shows up with bad intentions then ur basically on ur own
>>44037731Some men are hypocrites and must be exposed. Anti gay and racist in public, Bottoming in secret.
>>44037688
he also apparently got pegged by a black woman
>>44037734The girltwinks are well armed and capable of defence, the cuteness is a good deterrent but they can save me in dire situations
>>44037725So that's it? No leeway, no compromise, just stupid fuckin jokes?
>>44037740You just can’t trust the source as a logical matter
did anyone miss me?
>>44037749he used to have a chubby plappable butt>>44037755In this specific matter. im listening to the women.
>>44037705The cis black girl said whe was clapping his cheeks and he didn't deny itCaught off guard by her alpha presence
>>44037708i can maybe give you a piggy back ride for a few feet
>>44037761I always do-love, anon.
>>44037754You don't have to love me, but you will respect me
>>44037749Lol
>>44037761I miss ur teeth
been watching Dark, ulrich is very handsome he's a bastard but he's my favorite
>>44037773awww yayy
>>44037774The respecting... whatever happened there...
>>44037772Deal but you have to pretend to be a horse and i'll be like CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE
Believing someone whose actions tell you they lie
>>44037749This one I don't believe, seems like something they'd make up. The tranny thing? I'd buy that.
hello gay incel loser general how are we doing today
https://files.catbox.moe/jfe381.mp4>>44036445>QOTT: What’s your spirit animal?foxmy theory is that a trans woman's spirit animal is inversely correlated with how dangerous she is. foxgirls, wolfgirls, catgirls, other predators like that, they're harmless, whereas sheepgirls or deergirls or bunnygirls will ruin your life
>>44037742is he on drugs>>44037753they would fold immediatelybe serious
>>44037804how dangerous are mouse girls asking for a friend
Being weak is not cuteShits cringeIf I couldnt lift some heavy object thats fallen onto my bf, or lift him from dangling off a tall place, because I wanted to be hehe cutesy wutesy weak and he died or was made to endure unnecessary pain/discomfort/fear id genuinely wanna kmsHate when foids pretend like they cant run or jump or lift anything. Most guys don't like it either. Especially when they cant run. Its common for guys to find the idea of being stronger than their partner attractive, but only weird predators/misogynistic people find it attractive to just be weak periodOne of the reasons I wanna gain weight is so that I can go to the gym and stop being so fucking physically useless
>>44037802I'm not gay but how are you, faggot?
>>44037804Can you cover Routainen maa
>>44037768His fellow Supremacist Nick Fuentes doesnt even like him because hes saying the quiet part out loud.
if i was a girltwink horseguard i'd dress like a 16th century cuirassier. so swag
>>44037804Very swag music, very cool
>>44037804I agree wolfgirl is actually very sweet the sweetest of all she is devoted and reasonable and loyal she will give me no trouble she is a gem
>>44037805He’s on Day 14 of NoPoop
>>44037813but i'm a lazy fat chud and i don't want to go to the gym
>>44037802Pretty goodJust vibing today
>>44036445i like ferrets but cud also be fox if not claimed alreadyi also really like sea otters but i know i’m not one in my heart
>>44037813Muscular women are the hottest, Amazonians are the best. Transbians, Cis Lesbians, And Men all Love strong pretty women.
>>44037642https://litter.catbox.moe/iw4zxk5rsgjlj8b2.mp4
>>44037831Imagine having The Thigh strength to crush your Chaser Boyfriends penis in half. Even better, He will let you kill him if you crush his head with your thighs.
>>44037855okay i'm imagining. what now
Far Right Chaser x Tranny Tradwife is an AGP Sissy Heaven
Always takes it too far ugh
i benched 2pl8 pre trans... im a fake troon..
>>44037809uhhh well mice aren't predatory but they're mischievous and not helpless like bunnies and deer and sheep are. like the facade of helplessness is what makes prey animal girls dangerous. so i'd say they're dangerous in that they might leave you stood up but they're not dangerous in that they'll actually ruin you.>>44037816i've never stuck around at the MSC death screen long enough to hear it properly. so no. but i can probably do one of the tracks it's inspired by.>>44037820thank you anon that is very kind of you>>44037823my fwb is a one and yeah agreed. she sometimes growls at bad teammates when we play valorant together.
>>44037863Now let that feeling fuel you, will it into existence. Train hard. To make yourself harder to kill. Right now, your extremely easy to kill. Whats going to kill you? Disease, Humans, Your environment, And Time.
>>44037842I honestly chase women far more off of them being tall and/or strong compared to anything else
Based Nick Fuentes sexually harassing Black womenCringe Chud the Chaser calling black women racial slurs>>44037831That's selfish>>44037842I do think short women that are muscular have such a cool looking build
Is coke zero halal?
>>44037878That is the world’s prettiest cat
>>44037819I am very fond of late 13th century armor
>>44037865being a tradwife is never heaven for anybody
>>44037897Best century
>>44037897BASED, it really is the coolest kind of armour
>>44037813An incel like you having a bf is outlandish and unbelievable
>>44037877no you arent, your an amazonian and I wish I was that strong>>44037884Protein powder is not cheap but Muscle Tranners have 20g of Protein in 1oz of Breast Milk
I didn't start chasing until I was strong and stopped being a fat nerdBut I posted old gigafat pics and some girls were into itJust be confident and chill regardless of how you look and you'll find a good woman
>>44037911Who is that?
yay i got the first email from orchi hospital ^.^
>>44037924filtered
>>44037919A good woman will be there for you before the glow up. Invest in your partners.
>>44037917>your an amazonian and I wish I was that strongim built quite weak now that was years agoi doubt i could even push 135 for 1 now lol
i’d be a puppy girl if it meant i don’t need a job
>>44037931LOL
>>44037923
>>44037924Baste cloudyfield girl Rocket - One Million
>>44037897https://voca.ro/14NET3F6bbjb
if i had a castrated mouse i would inject it with experimental chemicals
>>44037924why are all of you tranners removing your girl balls? No pussy?>>44037935You will have to start over, but the muscle memory and the form stays! youll get there in no time if you wanted.>>44037940why are you afraid of employment?
>>44037940my catgirl doesn't need a job and gets to go in a cage and get good girl treats every day...do better
>>44037924Now I'm imagining an hospital just for ball snipping. Presumably cousin of that Chinese semen harvesting factory Jordan Peterson warned us about
I wish the purge was real. I already know what im doing
>>44037968https://voca.ro/1fQbmIkBl7Ys
>>44037956i removed my balls to not need aas anymore. i have a job and i’d like to stop>>44037962but i don’t want to be a cat i want to be a dog because im happy and loyal and full of energy
Also not being able to bench 30 lbs is genuinely just dysfunctional and probably indicative of some degenerative disorder that you should see a doctor about. Never tried to bench but I can do multiple pushups so its probably north of 100 minimum and im malnourished to fuck so not being able to bench a third of that is genuinely concerning
>>44037967I choose to believe that the trauma from that chinese cum extraction factory is what made Peterson go into that barbiturate coma
Which one are u chasergen???
Fakie bigspin is so much easier than regular bigspinPopping fakie high is harder THOUGH
>>44037897the problem for me is they haven't invented the brigandine yet at that point so the dudes were stuck choosing between just mail and no blunt force protection at all or an uncomfortable coat of plates that made you feel like you're encased in a rigid tin can
I fixed all the problems and got the girl back but im still an alcoholic. Help
>>44037968I'm stealing every donut from winchellsGoing into fast food places freezer and raiding themStealing from the grocery stores would he a good one but everyone will be doing that first so ill get nothing but scraps
>>44037978I'd turn to drugs too if I knew Heaven and saw it proven a mirage. Hook me up to the milking Matrix
>>44037977>Never tried to bench butstopped reading here
>>44037988isn't this why gambesons exist
>>44037977>not being able to bench 30 lbsWho said that?? Everyone can at least do the 45 lb bar, noodle arms included
how to know if i have ocd or am actually just a terrible person?
>>44037981https://voca.ro/1fwqddAD5vXy
>>44038005gambesons don't spread the impact over a large area like a rigid plate would, they just slow it down
>>44038012No reason it can't be both babe.
>>44038012https://voca.ro/19OcVeZ4laBi
>>44038003Buzzalright I said i can do pushups>>44038009>>44037678
>>44037991Can't help thereAlcohol helps me be open and more connective tooTry to recreate your drunk confidence while sober, it will eventually overlap the same
>>44037976nice. im glad your atleast furthering your education getting an Associate of Applies Science degree. But why are the balls a hurdle for this?>>44037975So I can rob a truck full of Ram And SSDs during ww3?>>44037995Have fun getting shot to death. Theres a Kyle Rittenhouse posted up at the store protecting the freezer aisle
I like lamellar cuz it looks badass.
>>44037949Would you observe it?
>>44037981im dandere according to the online quiz i took back in high school!
>>44038009I tested it by lifting bags of pet food and my absolute maximum is 33lbsLifting anything above that is just impossible, I guess it's just because I dont train for it
>>44038033https://voca.ro/1gViR1GLgC6T
>>44038033Kyle Rittenhouse only shot in self defense so he would never shoot me bc I wouldnt attack him bc I'm a sweet princess that only breaks the law for personal benefit and when allowed
bronze age armor is probably my favorite it looks so goofy
>>44038037i would watch and take notes
>>44038053Your planning to loot a grocery store hes gunning you down in self defense
>>44037981Probably koodere idk tho i dont think im a good judge of myself, ive just been told i can come off cold and indifferent to people b4 i get to know them
>>44038033i actually have a masters degree!
The play by play>Kyle Guards the Groceries.>Nona tries to run past him>She accidentally bumps into him.>Kyle guns down nona>Nona supporters riot and burn down the city
>>44037945omg based metalanon thank you! and that song goes crazy. wish i had something to post in return but alas i dont u.uunless you didnt see the recs i made for never easy a few weeks ago, but i think you did.>>44037956you could have made a pun like “why do you trannies have the gall to remove your galls” or something funny like that but you didn’t and i’m disappointed>>44037967the place i’m going to is a dedicated hospital for gender surgeries, so it is kinda like a ball snipping factory! i guess they do ftm stuff tho but you get it.>>44038045you probably could bench just the bar at least once penny. a bag of dog food isn’t one to one comparable because you’re fighting grip and also it’s mass isn’t evenly distributed. i can squat 210 for reps but i don’t think i could squat a 210 lbs person as easily.
>>44038066Would you share your notes so they can be reviewed by your peers?
>>44038045You should genuinely see a doctor to check for neuromuscular/degenerative diseases
tlingit and haida armour
>>44037981I pick a tsundere gf (obvi, I love dawgy)
>>44038090nope. im not accepting any kind of criticism
>>44038095I've never seen this before, they look amazing though
>>44038093that's a normal weight for someone who doesn't train, most women can't bench the 45lbs bar at first. you would know that if you ever lifted something
>>44038085Oh shit ball snipping factory is real! That's kinda cool though, probably inspires some confidence if that's what their whole deal is.
>>44038079I love smart girls! I wish I had the brains to get a masters degree in anything.>>44038085there's nothing funny about the removal of Tranner Testes
Im back letsTalk about bronya
>>44038119PLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAP
The way people think about games is very funny>This game is too simple it's for children>I play this game where I have to work towards my goal, even if it takes 4 hrs to do a simple task, because I'm an adult. it's so in depthThe only time I enjoyed grinding and shit like that was when I was unemployed.
>>44038085Ohh yeah I think benching would def be easier, I thought u were only talking about lifting loll>>44038093I think I'm normal I mean it doesn't rlly affect my daily life
>>44038119Okay! I think she looks very nice and she is also smart
It's not safe to swim today
>>44038116i made a lot of jokes about getting neutered to my friends before and after the procedure. it’s pretty funny>>44038119hi bronya! what is your favorite thing about me? that’s talking about you cause you get to say it!
>>44038119She wears diapers from what I've heard, why? I don't knowFor me? too much
>>44038129oh you meant like lifting off the ground. honestly in that case you might not be able to, lifting it off the ground uses way more muscles than benching.
in the first grade i wore a skirt everyday to school and said i lost a bet and wouldn’t stop until i was made to and that’s why meffy’s parents don’t love them
>>44037981im not sure, Im pretty shy until im close with someone and thats when im more quirky and goofy.
>>44038119good bronya afternoon bronya.what’s going on in the world of bronya today.
>>44038110Its literally not. A 12 year old can lift that. I'm weak as fuck and still carry cases of water that weigh probably like 25 lbs all the way to my apartment from the street. Dont remember the exact reps but id rep like 15 reps of the bar doing squats and bar + some weight doing various squats variations. And I could def do more but did less to get my body used to the motions after being sedentary for so long
>>44038154That's really cute. Sorry they made you stop.
>>44037985your a skater? cool. I longboard sometimes, but be careful I dont want you getting a major injury.
>>44038154Poor parents
>>44038165>That's really cutebro
>>44038163>cases of waterDiscordia confirmed
>>44038163how much do you bench then?
>>44038148Must suck getting spayed, but atleast you wont be so horny all the time and hump people.
can a six year old have a humiliation kink?
>>44038155Sounds like kuudere maybe?
>>44038183Anime or Irl?
>>44038173???
Who is Discordia?
>>44038190why is that "cute"
>>44038183If you’re old enough to wear skirts you’re old enough to have kinks.
>>44038179im virtually asexual but i was pre orchi too
>>44038175What? No I'm just a sub-anon>>44038177I don't bench i made a decision to not bench until I could do 3 sets of 20 back to back pushups. But I can pushup my bodyweight so I can definitely bench 45 lbs since I weigh double that
Yall think rach has been gone cause he's cleaning up his hoard? Or is it more like he got handsy at a barand is in jail
>>44038127i cant say thats exactly the first thing i would associate with her just personally>>44038128im unemployed so i like them. what now>>44038148i love that you're here and that's enough ... im happy for you>>44038149Ok she is doing her best first of all>>44038162im doing good i did a little shopping i just got back from dinner it was fabulous. ate some really good cheese
>>44038211that sounds lovely. what kind of cheese?
>>44038206What?
>>44038192>Discordia(This is the most unedited photo 4chan has)
>>44038204>I don't benchexactly. you can't even bench 1lbs and you're putting people down for doing 30?
>>44038215comté! im obsessed with it recently
>>44038189irl>>44038200that doesn’t seem right
>>44038211>im unemployedYou can do something similar and get paid!
>>44038193I mean it's a kid doing something out of their own enjoyment not realizing they'll likely get bullied for it because they just don't have that negativity beaten into them yet. It's a cute reflection of childish naivete and unadulterated joy.
Post your favourite pokemon and tell me how perfect my team is!
>>44038237your team is perfect i cant disagree with it in the slightest
>>44038233redditor or chatgpt
>>44038226My Heart and Mind have two different takes, my heart tells me no child has a kink and ends it there. My mind would say yes because furries and femboys exist and a lot of them are young. Very Young.
>>44038251That's all you got? Lol.
>>44038218
>>44038237i like your team. flaffy and mimikyu are so cutemy 6 would prob begengar, espeon, jirachi, zoroark, snorlax, furret
>>44038237It's hard to say what my favourite Pokemon is, maybe it's Wooper, Ludicolo or Trubbish, a bunch of others too. I pick them off of how cool they look and there are a lot of cool looking Pokemon. Your team is super cool too
>>44038183https://voca.ro/164Mt6VA2J6H
>>44038221Ok budAlso benching is much easier than lifting so ur just yapping
>>44038225yummers :0
>>44038262i’m not the person you were replying to but it’s giving smug redditor soiyjak who huffs his own farts
>>44038233side eyeing your posts from now on
>>44038218Shes kinda cute actually.
i hope my clothes get here soon. i love spending money its so much fun
>>44038278so good right. are you big on cheese? sorry not to like stereotype you not all mousegirls
>>44038279>>44038280You've hurt my feelings deeply and now I'm crying. Sobbing even. I just wish I could fit in better on 4chan!
>>44038279>>44038280?
>>44038284Yeah, I'm not making a moral judgement on who she is, I have no idea about any of that, but I don't know why people post that photo like she looks comically ugly, when she just looks fine
>>44038284No you're not lol put your flag back on
>>44038253when i was around 12, my parents caught me looking up rape porn. i'd say that's a fetish
>>44038305?
>>44038291i don’t eat cheese very often but i love it a lot. i like a really good sharp cheddar. gouda and mozzarella are also really good. also cheese curds… now i’m thinking of poutine..
>>44038305Please no noticing.
>>44038280I dont get why? I sorta agree. Maybe I dont see the full context but I can relate to the sorta precious innocence. I feel like being bullied for my gender non-conformity was when I lost that childlike wonder. Its sweet when someone can be so purely authentic without any care for the world. You want to protect them. Maybe you guys just dont have pat/maternal instincts?
>>44038305it was a creepy ass post we're in chasergen most of these ppl are creeps
>>44038306Her personality doesnt help. Her face or race isnt why I dislike her. Shes just insufferable.
>>44038211Do you think i'd be able to PLAPLAPLAPLAP her if i tried?
>>44038273are u playing a video game
>>44038317i really want to try like the way they eat cheese curds over there! i would never visit but maybe one day
>>44038315>>44038337how was it creepy?
>>44038312No its not. I was looking up far more legally concerning stuff at your age. Its called curiosity. Stop being edgy
>>44038344just look at it
>>44038341https://voca.ro/18HKh9JRpDM0
>>44038337You're trying too hard
i definitely have rogd right
I just want to let trannies know that i'm not a creep, i'm completely normal
>>44038346i'm looking at it. can you explain how it was creepy?
>>44038344>>44038348whoa you're big mad lol
do i have a creepy ass or a normal one?
>>44038340I do not
>>44038343LOL i hear wisconsin is also big on curds but i don’t know if there are any differences with canada. maybe you can score some poutine there instead? its quite the simple dish im sure someone there sells it.
>>44038344Don't even worry about it dawg. People always trying to hop on my dick >>44038357Lol
>>44038344>>44038337I think its just purity politics that have been propagandized through decades of stories about pedophilic cabals is my guess.
>>44038358look at it again?
>>44038371We are so very poutineless in wisconsin right now. Its tragically one oof my favourite foods.
youngshits should kill themselves
>>44038376Dude just has it out for me honestly. Obsessed at this point.
i could have been the youngest of shits. it was right there.
>>44038371im sure they have it like there's places here sometimes too>>44038387the dream is dead
>>44038371Wisconsin is part of Canada quite frankly lol.
>>44038389i don't know who you are? you're literally some nameless tripless poster???>>44038374so weird
>>44038396But then you arent a real trans girl. Youd have no male upbringing. Youd just be another girl (girls are ok, but i like boys who are girls)
>>44038387I want you to get poutine. Poutine that gentle femdom mommy joi in vocaroo!
>>44038233no, i knew it was wrong, that’s why i needed to tell people it was a lost bet
The best poutine comes from food trucks
>>44038306>>44038284Regardless of if these posts are facetious it must genuinely be a confidence boost for her that despite such a horrid angle and presentation + being generally disliked she still gets compliments/postive-neutral comments looks wise.Atp I think its a genuine dissonance bc when I saw that last thread that they had posted a picture they found on an archived steam page and I dont even think she looks bad in it and even in the thread it got positive comments so idky they posted it other then proverbially and literally being blinded by rage.It seems like its been an overall negative affect to their hate of her lolIt also just probably makes it easier to brush off those comments since it's obviously manufactured from the hate.Like when I posted my brown butthole and got a bunch of replies and then after people saw that they started insulting me and referencing discordia lolAnyways my Winchells donuts and muffin are here. Time to hit 90 lbs in one sitting
>>44038357daddy
eating half a kilogram of raw meat tonight, red onions, dijon mustard and some egg yolks. beef tartare on some bread!!! yum
>>44038387>>44038397RIP >.<
>>44038396i couldnt bc i had no dysphoria until puberty was already over
>>44038384so you don't know how it was creepy either. okay
>>44038420Shut up Discordia
>>44038422also drinking tons of beer. i have a 75cl 10% beer here. i fucking love low country beer. this is trappist beer which is the best type of low country beer. trappist beer is the best beer in the world
Which is why Kids should not get hrt of any kind until they are 18. This creates a natural gatekeep where those who were ravaged by T suffer and are lesser. While those who lucked out and remained femenine pretrans get to reap the spoils. A sink or swim methodology
>>44038389I think people are just generally weary of any paternal instincts since the majority of men see their children as inhuman legacies rather than children. Also cuz men are pedo creeps.>>44038402PLEASE CANADA PLEASE ACCEPT THE GREAT LAKES REGION>>44038414Trvke.>>44038388Trvke 2.0.>>44038409https://voca.ro/1bToNQKaqI1z
>>44038414this is true>>44038409ok this was pretty good
WINEMUM INNIT YEAH
>>44038430it's pretty obviously creepy but ok
>>44038422bitch ewwww my family loves that shit too always makes me gag seeing them eat raw meat like some type of creatura
>>44038422ONION
>>44038407yes, i’m aware. all too aware.
>>44038446mogged by family
>>44038368Bitch
>>44038439That audio made me feel things I didn't expect
>>44038420>horrid anglewdym? it's a normal angle
>>44038344>>44038305>>44038376>>44038324>>44038374>Don't make fun of my discord friend!
>>44038439Aaaaaaaahhhhhh >o<
>>44038421Come here sit on daddy's lap tell me what's going on inside that silly little head of yours
>>44038420Just feel really bad, I dont like her due to personality + other factors but I always thought she had nice feet. Your like Rach, who i also dislike somewhat for what they say. But you have to admit he/she has a nice body.
>>44038443sounds like projection. do you always think of creepy stuff when you hear someone mention a child in an unrelated context?
i ate all my spaghetti which is very sad, but even more sad is that i have to live in a male body my whole life
>>44038422REAL VIKING SHIT NIGGA
>>44038439As someone also in the great lakes, id be fine with joining Canada. The great lake states is already the Canada of America.
>>44038450Lol
>>44038471in chasergen? from a chaser? yeah I do generally look at it unfavourably
>>44038420your samefags don't count, discordia. there's not one single person here who believes it because they all hate you.>horrid angleif you look horrid at the most common angle in the world, an eye-level 3/4, then it's not the angle it's just you.
>>44038475You can make more spaghetti and you are a woman Stu, Life is Wonderful ! Embrace it !
I will mog nils.
>>44038422based. i want smoked salmon now for some reason, maybe with some nice sourdough, some lemon, maybe some onion, some sauce
what was the comment? the chaser likes how mefmoder wore a skirt as a little kid? isn’t that what chasers are all about. the MEF
Guys wait! Discordias pic is also an old one too. Maybe her hair is longer and if she has hrt thatd be a huge benefit
any more trans and i would have youngshit trooned or die (honour killed by father, any less trans and i would have avoided having the femininity beaten out of me and be able to transition seamlessly in adulthood.it’s not fair
both americans and canadians are total faggots, so it'd be nice to lump them together
>flag switcher vs BGMD
>>44038495i dont want to make spaghetti all'assassina again it takes a long time
TWO KILOS of raw meat.>>44038479I think maine vermont and new hampshire deserve it too.
>>44038503What does MEF mean?
If i wasn't fat and bald and short i'd be real handsome
>>44038523male emasculation fetish
>>44038518>flag switcher vs flag switcher
>>44038523it means you hate women
>>44038520Nah New Englanders go straight to Hell, fuck em all
>>44038467Idk about nice body. She seems to only really been compliment on her big "DSLS" and feetShes still really rather skinny so
>>44038528Believe in yourself anon
>>44038446>bitch eww food ewwwwWho are you? Discordia?>creaturablud eating raw meat lowkirkenuinely
i knew some people in maine and vermont they are lovely places
>>44038286What did you get?
i should kms
>>44038544Thank you Penny adorable words and drawing as always
>>44038544He said he's bald, you insensitive fuck.
>>44038560I'm giving him a turkish hair transplant in the drawing btw>>44038559You're welcome anon! Thanks!:))
>>44038557some linen shirts and a jacket bc i dont want to die of heatstroke
>>44038486ok so it is just projection
>>44038544The expression on fat choid always makes me laugh
>>44038541Ive never seen an example of the DSLs. Do you have it? From the pics the lips arent shown much
>>44038565Sounds nice what color shirts
>>44038565love that your in your linens
i’m scared to go to the tranny concert on sunday
>>44038562Curly haired animals are always so cute.
should i cook at home or go get a philly cheesesteak?
>>44038567He's contentʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
>>44038582cook at home. Never eat out. They could be doing anything to your food. Maybe theres rats back there
>>44038579https://voca.ro/16ZLYUiArDZz
>>44038573white shirts green jacket>>44038574karl marx predicted this
>>44038566chasers are generally weird creeps, what can you do
>>44038582Friday. You get the cheesesteak. >>44038589His face looks like the holes in a bowling ball.
>>44038592but i could do anything to my food at home too
>>44038595thats true he was mad for that shit right
>>44038564>turkish hair transplantI'll let it slide for now. How are you going to style his new hair? What does penny want? This man is her canvas
>>44038600this is why i like you. you always know the right thing to say
>>44038609idk i cant read german
>>44038619Gotta live it up while we can! Specially with all those cheesesteaks you're downing, no way you're making it past 50.
>>44038620Yes you can? we're talking in german right now???
>>44038615High taper fade + blonde mohawk.. I'll turn him into a chad and save his life>>44038600Loollllle
I need linen underwear I'm creating a swamp in here, I jerked off, took them off to reload to a fresh pair, threw them and they were so wet they hit the wall with a thud.
What if it was a cake in the shape of a dog
>>44038628this will the first one in a couple of years! but if it kills me today it’s still worth it
>>44038630no... we cant be speaking german.. those boomers put a stop to that they told me....
>>44038606Simple, just don’t
>>44038637there'd be a really, really small hole in it for some reason
>>44038640Years! My God, you poor baby, Omelas was not worth all this! >>44038635>linen underwearHuh. Never even though about it.
I have not been wanking in this heat fuck that
Its 11pm and i just had dinner. I feel so fancy, eating late is fancy
Done with predentist toothbrushingOff to dentist>>44038570It was posted like 3 threads ago the one with the beer OP
>>44038644ich habe meine hose geschissen
i've been kind of obsessed with this diva background character from rhobh. something about the glasses and the hat together and the whole muted palate. the girls go to her for a custom cake and she's like. oh wow for 200 people. uhh. okay
>>44038658What did ya scran
>>44038668What I miss most about having a gf is spooning her and watching her gay fag reality shows and pretending like I don't love them
>>44038657I'm trying to acclimatize myself, just put a towel down
>>44038647i didn’t think of that>>44038651idk what that means but im off
>>44038644i dont know what to tell you...>>44038649ok first of all the hole would be average sized
>>44038397https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDEf_XAHimk
>>44038691i would not tolerate any irony this shit is so serious to me if we're doing it we're getting invested
>>44038672I just cooked some rice and i had some chili i did last week and then froze. I was really craving chili so that's what i've been eating for dinner this week.
>>44038696Ah man, really? Omelas kid is one of my favorite bits. The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas, it's a short story by I wanna say Leguin. See ya though! Have a good rest of your night, good time to sign off myself.
>>44038715a classic...>>44038724oh rub it why dont you. smug cunt
>>44038718I couldn't imagine eating chili here in this heat... then again I did eat a vindaloo earlier this weekWas it nice
>>44038716I'm simply too high T, low inhib, masculine and virile to take it seriously. Don't watch it without me though.
>>44038728LMAO no of course of course
Making her watch moidslop like deadliest catch and she's actually mad invested
>>44038691Man I caught the Bachelor during that season with that guy who turned out to be gay, my god lmao.
>>44038726https://voca.ro/1bel7TxNT8Za
can i hit
>>44038668>the girls go to her for a custom cake and she's like. oh wow for 200 people. uhh. okayI'd rather just watch her show
I like eating very spicy stuff when in winter because my face heats up alot
>>44038570>>44025975
>>44038754totally right like thats kind of the best part is like. seeing a normal person with an actual job interact with a crazy rich housewife
>>44038422Based. I just had a bunch of smoked sausage with milk and will eat some tuna in a bit.
>>44038761is that rick james?
>>44038727I know it's usually a winter dish but it's been too long and i don't really like cooking difficult stuff or stuff that doesn't have good macros.>was it niceit was for me lol, i don't care about presentation or stuff like that. Would i cook it if i was trying to impress a tranny? Probably not, but taste wise it was pretty solid
>>44038741why are they doing allat though. fishing cannot be that serious
>>44038741can we watch how it’s made can we PLEASE watch how it’s made
>>44038497nuh uh!!!
i dont understand what value you bring as people who aren't gay i can't be like "do we know who did lisa vanderpump's ass" obviously you wouldn't know. what are you for>>44038790SLAYYYYYthis does seem kind of fun now i see it do they have like intro quips. they say there's plenty of fish in the sea but i make sure im the one holding the rod. its a little gay we'll workshop
>>44038802>lisa vanderpumpBe real with me Bronya, do I have a shot?
>>44038776nam nam!!! tasty
>>44038741>Moid slopRight, hear me out, a lot of this stuff is fairly similarlike a lot of "moid slop" is similarly dramatic, same musical stings, same energy, just a different premise, maybe slightly different stakes, but a lot of the drama is the same>beligerant fisherslut has been drinking on the job, Captain Jake is seething, and will CHEW him out>>44038769This sounds so fucking good. I already like baking shows, but like imagine constantly there's awful cunt customers coming through with impossible standards, it's framed like kitchen nightmares or something>>44038790Lmao I love this it is serious though, sometimes the ship gets all messed up, or there's like people smashing their fingers, or someones being really rude on the boatthis crab fishing shit is serious, be ready to get a major telling off behind it
>>44038790https://voca.ro/17eVe0jgCYN0
>>44038802which tom do you like more tom schwartz or the douchey tom?
i am rather inebriated
>>44038802Enough about lisa vanderpump's ass. A girl like you needs a man ter pump some cum into her mouth and ass ;)
>>44038848What happened lad
>>44038832?
>>44038842U stole one of my manul images wulfim........
I'm so happy I hang around men instead of foids lol. Was watching hiplet tiktoks and learned that. "Bird" "tweet tweet" and "get up" are misogynistic terms to call a woman a pick me. Foids are so toxic lol
>>44038798We watch that after Lizard Lick Towing and some Top Gear Specials.>>44038841Don't tell them this, there's no fun if they want to watch it right off the bat.>>44038790Idk people are out there dying and shit for the sake of the crab.
>>44038841that seems incredible to me i dunno i feel like there's a huge untapped market for like. reality TV capturing the hell that is the service industry. i dont know why that isnt a thing>>44038845tom sandoval all the way. he is satan incarnate and i love him. I could fix him>>44038851well, yes!
>>44038871Could I bury her husband in a shallow grave and replace him?
>>44038848Being sober is overrated I think I’m gonna relapse soon
>>44038802https://voca.ro/11mhfNhPfVXo>>44038872https://voca.ro/1a4LuZ65r8uX
>>44037140Clearly not nerd, I see no second attempt
>>44038890they have been happily married in the face of reality tv and tabloid culture since '82. i dont think your odds are good
>>44038790alsowould would would wouldn't wouldn't wouldn't
>>44037212Sorrry, was an easy way to get people for ages -_-
>>44038897But they're existent! I knew I had a shot.
>>44038899https://voca.ro/15mWcxr0tlqx
>>44038894right though like they famously all watch our ones clearly they must just be better. i was mad about the payola and then it got lesbian and now im like oh okay kind of fierce actually. i could fuck with it
Ratmoded to the dentist clearly using my dead name bc I've been too lazy to change it to match my legal name and the receptionist is calling me love and complimented my "healthy" nails. Clearly trying to accommodate a trannyThink id rather kill myself than endure this
>>44038907godspeed...
>>44038894Okay I'll gift that one to u....
>>44038927why are you being crazy just sit there and get your teeth done
>>44038927dw, she probably just thinks you're a gay flamer
>>44038862i drank a very strong beer on an empty stomach. i'm reading now. also today i went to the bookstore & got a copy of siddhartha &&&!!! a nice second edition clothbound riverside chaucer. it's funny cause one of the three books i brought here (& the one i've been mostly reading) is an edition of the canterbury tales based on the riverside chaucer. though the third edition. really glad to have gotten it the poems of his i've read in my middle english lyrics anthology REALLY stand out so i'm glad i'll have more to read once i finish the canterbury tales. & it was only two dollars. shit bookstore Though>>44038893being sober is no fun but having a relationship with drugs in which the alternative is being sober is extremely unfun. if you get me
>>44038927Do it
>sighhhhh
>>44038887>reality TV capturing the hell that is the service industryI sort of yearn for a harsh, bleak, UK Kitchen Nightmares approach to it too. I mean we've got shows about salons it can be anything, I just want a real sense of stakes, I want a scandal.
the hon flag has the most faustian colors out of all of them
God, me and some friends just did that rice purity test thing together and mine crossed over from raunchy to concerning real quick
>>44038895I was waiting for you to be back, dumbo
>>44038954rightttt i'll call my people and have it funded that has to exist its free money
>>44038938I don't have a faccent and am wearing a small bra
>>440389625/7. You got exactly one more point
>>44038955Shut up Kate
>>44038917https://voca.ro/1kG8i1Mp94DN>>44038931https://voca.ro/1iUOMoKNQ36U
the hot guy of my class. hes hot. and next week its our last class together ;____;
>>44038985https://voca.ro/1jGERlKJwcDK
>>44038985ask for his number to stay in contact!
>>44038877discordia is a prime example of the incel to troon pipeline
>>44038975eat shit
>>44038972not all fags have fagcents, don't be homophobic
>>44038973Slow and steady wins the race
>>44038877Take this however you want, but I could already tell you’re not friends with many women
>>44038985will you have future classes with him?
>>44039001i dont want to eat you
>>44039015Beat me to it
>>44038877you play videogames for hundreds of hours a week you don't hang around anyone irl lol
>>44038961What's a rice purity test?
https://voca.ro/16Io2qnjYseh
>>44039006Give it another 2 attempts and maybe you’ll (performatively) achieve sex so I’ll (performatively) give you the pass
>>44039024100 question test that determines how pure and Christian you are vs how sinful. The higher your score the more pure, the lower the more impure
>>44039015>>44039018kys
>>44038887schwartz is such a nice guy and reminds me of adam lazzara from taking back sunday
nobody care about me
>>44038976YOU'RE TRANSVESTIGATING HER LIVE ON MIC???i could tell immediately from the image alone who was which its so good. no totally thats always what its like with these competitions right like the competition is the least interesting part>>44039050im not familiar! no i do like the nice ones for sure they're just BOOOORINGGGGG
>>44039032i unironically went to the archives looking for clues you might have given. You gotta respect the commitment at the very least
discordia hates women, yet wants to be one. Someone explain this noncery
>>44038993i cant listen to u right now wulfim sorry :(>>44038994oh we became friends! we literally just had dinner on the college "restaurant" together. me, a girl friend of us and him. we're talking about going to some party next saturday (not tomorrow) bc of that, before he stops hanging around us that much because of his new schedule>>44039012no :( he already did many of the future classes on previous years so he wont be on the same classes anymore
>>44039037they're making me feel like a loser on purpose with this question order
>>44039055https://voca.ro/1ipoaOd9V4Et>>44039056https://voca.ro/13z6McqZXf6a
>>44039060Oh I do respect it a lot. But that questionnaire admittedly does have a question in it that’s pretty convoluted because you both need to have seen friends and know my taste well enough to be able to say which one of the cast I like the most
>>44039070kiss him at the party!
>>44039070oh well if you're already friends than u got this! chat him up :D
>>44039070https://voca.ro/1doPDvEOfadu
>>44039037Just looked that up and scored 88Does dis make me a pure christian or just a loser
>>44039073A chaser out there probably just got very horny about you
>>44039090Show your results
>>44039089It means you’re a very pure Christian. Mine btw
>>44039078As you are surely smart enough to understand i won't see a 10 season show because of your questionnaire so i will never get that one right so realistically i got a 5/6
>>44038939My relationship with them has been strained for too long. It’s not them it’s me but god damn do I wanna rekindle it lately. It’s too bad all the fun drugs are cut with fent now a days that shit freaks me out
>>44039090because i leave room for jesus?
mine is 0 btw
>>44039104The other perfect chaser for me would >:(
>>44039099I think you have to like rape animals to get this low
>>44039099Wows matching scores
>>44039112You got an 8 in a purity test. Let's be real, you just love dick the questionnaire is irrelevant
>>44039113 some of the ones I didn’t answer yes for were ‘incest’ ‘bestiality’ ‘cheating’ and ‘had an std’ so don’t worry about that
>>44039079>>44039080i dont think theres a guy in the world that loves pussy as much as he does loli have 0 chances with him. i just find him very handsome and hot and funny and i cant help myself but giggle to every sentence he says
>>44039107But enough about your dick length in inches
>>44039073Based
lucky number 7!
>>44039133GO INTO HELL
>>44039073does xanax count as a drug stronger than marijuana? idk if i should tick that box
>>44039107That does not reflect well lmao>>44039120Twinning :D>>44039126I think tbhon if you’ve ever got laid and gone out clubbing your score gets dropped by a shit ton
>>44039151THoughts on chubby guys
>>44039150absolutely it does its a benzo>>44039151colon three
>>44039151At this point i just want to ace it because i hate losing
>>44039160I’ve made my opinion on that clear, I like a wide variety of men as long as they’re not overly effeminate
>>44039099wtf is wrong with you!! lol ;)
>>44039169I’ll give you a hint, the correct answer to the friends question is a man>>44039176Mogging everyone here with my whore ways lmao
>>44039177this fag could have fucked an 8 if he wasn't autistic
i got 93
>>44039177king
>>44039201i love this image
>>44039177https://voca.ro/182JFlqWNNHE
>>44039177Incredibly cringe
>>44039201Chasers are gonna start cataloguing the scores of each tranny to see which ones are unsullied before marriage
horny
>>44039192You must think i'm a retard or something :D That part is quite obvious, you are a tranny afterall, but i don't know their personalities, i'll have to google it and try to judge it from there
>>44039201I shouldn't have ran over all those choids with my tractor, now I'm christianmogged.........
i got 71 oh my
>>44039218>no apparent reasonquit being obtuseanyways who cares it's obviously fake
>>44039128So you committed a major crime?
Me and my army of unsullied trannies will be sailing to Westeros any day now
i got 54 but i've only had sex with one person
wait is high or low good? im a virgin with my score btw
>>440392243 men, Ross, Chandler and Joey. Who have I had a two decade long crush on?>>44039237Committed? no. Been arrested and questioned? I’ve told that story here before
>>44039234What the hell is going on with your flag
>>44039234https://voca.ro/1ejHr7H5uCM5
im chaste for a tranny
>>44039195This is why misandry will win. Because low value faggots like you want pussy more than dignity.
>>44039250I mean if you get 0 it means you are an actual criminal and if you get 100 it means you are either a child or boring
>>44039252click open image in new tab
im going to be a tradwife girfailure.
>>44039252works on my machine>>44039254irrelevant
>>44039273hi winemom
>>44039201Marry me
>>44039192for a second i thought i was gonna have to answer yes to all of them only ones were the stds and beastiality ones i think lol maybe a couple mixed in i already forgot
>>44039276gourd evening
>>44039268I'm more confused now. What is this?
>>44039286poor web design
>>44039259i'm sure theres lots of dignity to jerking off to anime instead of using some dumb girl
>>44039275https://voca.ro/1jnQ4OUThYIO
>>44039283There is a point on the rice purity test where the score crosses over from being badass to deeply worrying. I think that number is about 15, anything lower needs explaining
>>44039298You wouldn't get it. It's like trying to explain right and wrong to an animal.
>>44039304yours is 8 though 0_o
>>44039304explain your 8 and i'll explain my 10 lol
>>44039280not now i'm busy
>>44039316I know, I’m aware mine would need explaining and I assure you there are good explanations for some I ticked off. But I can’t be assed to explain
6 7!!!!!! I GOT 6 7!!!!!! Wait hold on I could win a trip to hawaii?
The age gap they use on the rice purity taste is 3 years lol
Troids <3
>>44039310yes nature is a language that you can't read lol
>>44039336imagine right
he will be my bf
>>44039326Closet do you think prostitution is analog to rape (due to being understand by many as economic coercion)?
>>44039251I just asked chatgpt and unless it is lying to me, i don't really relate no any of the 3 but i guess if i had to pick one it would be Chandler
>>44039375Yes. But some take better to being raped then others
>>44039350I think I've had sex with only one person who didn't have that much gap and it was the person I lost my virginity too
>>440393796/7
>>44039383i guess its just testament to how like. much worse things have gotten so quickly. like thats a ridiculous idea these days
>>44039381i would take it wonderful i think
>>44039251nta but joey is the hot one from my >1 episode friends knowledge so probably that one
>>44039391Perfect
>>44039394worse?
>had anal sex>had period sex>had sex without a condom>had sex with more than 5 peopleLol. Lmao.
8? Fucking hell closet is nasty lmao
>>44039404let's say "escalated" then
>>44039391what does wanting to bang jeniffer aniston get? negative or positive points?
>had sexL O L L L L L L L
I think I got a 19??
>>44039420I have sex with myself every night
>>44039424nice i'm a bigger degenerate than you :p
any choid who had period sex is a fake choid
i will never have sex
>Literal former prostitutes get low scoresWho would have thought??????? Nigga just expose your anus for our pleasure and shut up
>installed Skyrim feet modswtf is this test
What test are you all taking I’m not gonna scroll up
>>44039427That's kinda true because everytime u masttubate it's actually satan's hand possesing yours. You're having sex with satan
>>44039448reading comprehension test
>>44039448https://aboquiz.org/
>>44039459I fail
>>44039448https://uquiz.com/jB697P
Doing rice purity test without going to rice doesnt make much sense.Back from dentist, phone diedNothing newNo cavities, gums inflamed, told to floss more
>>44039452What if it is Penny's hand doing it to me? Does that count as sex?
i need a chaser to teach me how to ride a motorcycle so i can get meta-attracted and we can get married and he can gaslight me into being the perfect wifet. ranny who is highly susceptible to lovebombing and wants to learn to ride motorcycles but doesn't know how to start
>>44039439what? how so?
>>44039397Go for it then. You need only start a Grindr account and write ‘looking for gen’ in your profile>>44039398Hotness is more than looks, it’s also personality >>44039416I like Rachel even if I’m not into her so half marks
>>44039475think about it a little bit
i can have sex later, there's no rush
>>44039468Let me do a test to you, it's very simple. I'll say a word and you'll have to say the first thing that comes to your mind. NO CHEATINGThe word is: BWC
>>44039474what about dirtbikes? or you talking more like crotch rockets or cruisers?
>>44039473Yes and I'd be sent to hell too!!!
>>44039474Its always gotta be a THING for you people
>>44039476i have no idea on what their personalities are like. which one has rizz?
Did you know taxation is theft #libertarianFemboys
>>44039487Would you rather go to heaven alone or go to hell with your chaser?
>>44039481i'm not smart enough to figure it out no worries tho
>>44039476what does gen mean
did you know the dewey decimal system was invented in 1876 by melvil dewey?#librarianfemboys
>>44039467Answered purely on vibes/whatever felt the most soul-linked>oof... sorryShut the fuck up she's probably shit hot
>>44039486dirtbikes are cool but malebrained. this desire is inspired by seeing a hot twink on a dirtbike though. unfortunately as a tranny i cannot afford a hot twink
>>44039484I didnt think of a word I just had the thought of opening my mouthIg "ahhh"Let me redo it with a wordGreenDont ask why, i just tried to think of a word
I think not everything must be labeled as something else, sometimes it’s bad in its own way and labeling it as something else removes the nuance. It is very valid for example for something to not be sexual assault but to still feel like a violation of your sexual boundaries. But it seems like there’s this pattern of people wanting to over label, frequently using things with strict definitions
>>44039500I LOVE BRANDI she gets so much hate for nothing she's just like. no filter she's real shes like honestly my favourite right now
Did you know that mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell#libertarianFemboys
>>44039494This is a rlly tough situation ..... I'd have to sacrifice my choid to god first so he gets to heaven and then I go to heaven too
>>44039468You are flunking out of an npc public college that only exists to collect tuition money. Your opinion has less value than shitty toilet paper
>>44039484Also bwc is an initialism not a word
>>44039508Is this about the Dewey decimal system
>>44039491Joey is the fuck boi one, chandler is the witty slightly awkward one>>44039497Short for ‘generous’ code for a man who wants to pay for sex
One day I’m gonna have read so many books that I become cool bc I’ll have so much cultural knowledge
did you know that you need a masters to become a librarian?#librarianfemboys
>>44039507Green is often associated with validation, free passage etc so it makes sense. What a good slut
>>44039512what does this have to do with libertarianism?
>>44039502have you seen the place beyond the pines first part is ryan gosling who rides a dirtbike basically made that my personality for a while
>>44039518Public college slander? This ain't the east coast we have like two private unis over here our public colleges are goodLike half the elects im the periodic table were discovered at a single campus of the university of california
>>44039525time to hit /lit/
>there are girls in here who havent sent an ass pic to their man todaywtf
>>44039514Stop cheating Penny, that was not the scenario, the scenario was very clear and you need to reply to it
Anarcho-syndicalist femboys :3
You know what, you rightIt's like the best damn champagne I had in my life"When you coming home" That's a text from my wifeI told her, run a bubble bathAnd float in that motherer like a hovercraftAnd soak in that motherer til I call you backI mean who says sh*t like that, and doesn't laugh (un-huh)>>44039523No, I’m a big fan of systems of organization like the Dewey decimal system >>44039530Can I have a masters in something like library adjacent and still be a librarian>>44039539They’re not known for their intelligence, google 2016 Libertarian Primary Debate
>>44039509https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhT9-81bHcsHoly shit I'm entranced>SHOULD I CATCH HIS PEE WITH MY FUCKING HANDS?>AT LEAST I DON'T DO CRYSTAL METH IN THE BATHROOM ALL NIGHT LONG... bitchfoot in a cast, painted nails, my goodness
>>44039539I hadn’t noticed you’d changed the hastag, I thought we were just listing cool facts. I’m sorry
>>44039530i think cute librarian might be one of the only contexts in which being a femboy is valid
>>44039530Yep! My very good friend who is also a suspicously Ontario Canadian is getting "his" masters in library science.
>>44039530my mom only had a bachelors and was the librarian at my elementary school for like 2 years then she got her teaching masters thing and became a teacher
>>44039552>she doesn't know
>>44039538Hmm is this a science?Lexonomy? Lexilology?
>>44039566does he spend all summer working on a farm and play hockey all winter? thats the only ontario stereotype i know
Sometimes I think I should detrans into a she/her hrt femboy
>>44039530you know it is the most fascinating field i knew someone who got into it did a degree in like museums and libraries and archival and all of that stuff and it gave me this like huge newfound appreciation for it its like really cool there's so much that goes into it. i feel like i like look at that stuff completely differently now>>44039560foot in the cast with a STILLETO ON THE WORKING FOOT. hobbling about on the stilleto with the CRUTCHES. in EVERY APPEARANCE for like a whole season its so fucking cvnttttt. she's everything i dont care brandi glanville they could never make me hate you
>>44039575what
>>44037817Chudcels are all bi bottoms but they dare not admit itThey should just get comfy with getting folded into a pretzel and getting their prostate bullied
>>44039464This is all about work in an asshole at work so idk if this is actually me. I try to be real laid back outside of a professional setting but apparently I’m a prick
>>44039530no you don't
>>44039590/lit/ doesn't read
>>44039556The Dewey decimal system is what destroyed America >>44039525I read lots of books but I instantly forget their content the second I’m finished. The only thing I bring to the table is being able to say “oh yeah I read that once”
Number one reason to learn how to figure skate is to meet hockey players
>>44039581It is chaser science yes
>>44039554PLEASE FGSFDS
>>44039556i don’t know you’ll have to ask the librarian femboys>>44039564that’s ok. did you know that there are over 300 public library systems in ontario?#librarianfemboys>>44039566i hear it’s not a well paying position, so i worry for “him”
Also I WILL be proverbially but not physically gooning to the post saying they'd throatfuck me and the one that said they'd mating press my curryhole
>>44039587Thats what I am! Too bad about the fat tits and ass.
i have the biggest asshole of any threadgirl and its not even close
>>44039549csula is full of fentanyl zombies
>>44039598ive found it a decent resource to self study especially the chart images on the /lit/ wiki
>>44039618And that's a bad thing
I'm a good slut for BWC
>>44039587Sometimes I think I should transition into a mtftm and tell people I was born a woman and am trying my best to become a man for easy pity
>>44039614No but I went inside 1 once and they had so much knowledge such as the prince harry autobiography and a ipad attached to the wall wit subway surfer on it
>>44039585Breaking news suggests they're actually from Manitoba lol. Woops. >>44039614It is not! But they're deeply deeply in love with it.
>>44039628People these days are so quick to organise everything into good and bad
>>44039615gooning to your own posts is depressing
>>44039569i believe k-12 school librarians have lesser requirements idk>>44039589there’s definitely a lot more to it than the average person would assume, it’s gotta be a super under appreciated field i’d imagine
>>44039613Still no answer....
Question!! Do bottoms really play with their ass? Like just as a masturbation thing? Do vers people?
>>44039618shut up bron you're always nice to me but i think its like how you have to be nice to a retarded person(me being the retarded person obviously)
>>44039616Twerk in a thong
i dont play
>>44039638This is just a less poetic way of saying “only a sith deals in absolutes”
>>44039530yeah that's what blobby told me he said it took months for him to even get an interview because library systems are so underfunded
>>44039631We know and we love you for it
>>44039624No
>>44039642for sure right? idk im like glad its somewhat funded here i want to try and contribute more where i can that kinda thing is important... and idk i have more faith in those institutions as a result like they are actually reckoning with a lot of the like. difficult questions in a way i didnt realise>>44039652Is that some hobbit shit. I dont do all that owke >>44039646Im also the retarded person. its retard to retard conversation retard to retard communication
>>44039645I did when I was younger but nowadays I would rather not have my fingers/property smell like shit
>>44039589>Brandi GlanvilleThey could never make me love anyone else maybe. >STILLETO ON THE WORKING FOOTI can't put through via text how much this made me laugh my chest hurts>erm, you are angry spice >What are you>...>EXACTLY>She carried your pillow that had a shit stain on it through the airport>it was disgusting, I'm not going to lie to youI'm fucking dying. I'm invested. my poor neighbours
>>44039467>Your Result:>Adrienne Maloof>Who is Adrienne Maloof in this world? You would never let anyone walk over you or your friends. You are the quintessential mediator. Like atlas, you are carrying the weight of your friend group on your shouldewhat does this mean? I've never watched that show
I feel like I want to get a trans flag sticker for something like my laptop or water bottle or a pin for my backpack. Idk why though. Like I don’t want to be shouting from the rooftops that I’m a tranny, but I also do want to show in some small way that I am trans. I think water bottle is probably the most subtle>>44039604We use subject-letter (LCC) at my library instead of Dewey decimal. I gotta say I don’t have a preference between the two.I’m kinda iffy on if I’ll remember a book or not. Sometimes a book is more about how it feels to read in the moment than what you retain in the long term, like smut>>44039616I would want to keep my phat ass and boobs>>44039632I think really if anything I’m like MtMTFtF atp (I’ve transitioned into being a cis woman)
>>44039664
There are a lot of beautiful trannies, unfortunately none of them are here right now
>>44039644I'm sorr6 but I'd have to choose going to heaven....... Hell isn't nice. I also don't like the heat
>>44039637thats the other one manitoba farm boys like bobby hull
>>44039642maybe it was below the mason dixon lines i know some states and counties down there don't even have a bachelors requirement to teach elementary school
>>44039687I'm not sad just disappointed
>>44039633did you win subway surfer?>>44039637i think it’s beautiful to do something you’re passionate about even if you’re putting your life on financial hard mode. i couldn’t do it. also manitoba oof that’s like ontario but poorer and with less population.>>44039653i’ve only heard tales of blobby but that’s interesting he was a librarian. neat.>>44039664it’s a shame that libraries in general have become less and less utilized these days and now instead we have google ai search results telling you to put rocks on your pizza or some shit. maybe if they hired more librarian femboys there would be a resurgence idk.
>>44039683>>44039616I think I just want to be fetishized in the femboys are bc I don’t have self respect and mistake objectification and attraction for self value>>44039685:(>>44039688ACTION SHOT O.O
>>44039685I like whenever anons start doing Tim Vine tier one liners
>>44039704No :(
>>44039688Definitely not either way lol. Lil ol bookish mega nerd
>>44039709you’ll get em next time champ
I honestly don't see the issue with being ok with a white guy calling me slurs during sex and just generally being treated as less than. I'm not racist for it, nor is he, unlike all BBC/Most ebony porn
>>44039177people freaking out about preferences. people need to stop doing this, the implication is that people who are not attractive deserve to have sex with people who are not attracted to them and dont want to have sex with them. it might sound like a far stretch but it is just rapist mentality>>44039195shes not an 8
>>44039715I’m a driver I’m a winner. Things are gonna change I can feel it
Oh cool we drafted Stenberg, glad to see we’re gonna build our D-line a little more. I think if we get another Dman on our 7th round pick that would be great for us too, would rly balance things out :))
>>44039706Why do you want to be fetishized?
>>44039704i go to the library if they had a mouse kinda girl there and she helped learn a dummy like me
>>44039701I'm a proper catholic Pennoy
>>44039725go buy lottery tickets right NOW im divining big wins in your future
>>44039706I actually didn't notice you Bee Pee Dee. Ok there is 1 (one) beautiful tranny here>>44039708You like too much stuff, maybe that's why you got such a low score in the purity test
>>44039685I'm literally right here
>>44039664based i like our retard to retard connection
>>44039722>wants to be with a white man who gets off on calling you slurs and treating you as lesser >doesn’t think that guy is a racistIconic
>>44039728I want people to want me ig. Idrk, I just think I’m lonely mb
>>44039733>had a toad in my pocket 2 years agoI’ve already won pal
Fuck dating apps they seem horrible, I rate grindr above, never used it but someone out there would suck my cock probably>>44039739Pikminya
Most women don't deserve commitment. All trannies don't deserve commitment.
>>44039684nghhhh
>>44039729anonymouse history of cheese making at your local library, coming soon. (includes a cheese tasting!)
>>44039739You look like a bean here
>>44039724yeah she is you're just a faggot lol
>>44039727sternberg..... von ungern sternberg........
>>44039734God forbid a tranny and her friends take a bump of cocaine at a club and get their purity tests reduced by 3 points -_-
>>44039739Omg what happened? :(
>>44039727Isn't san Jose the worst socal team
>>44039746Big fan of frogs and toads myself
>>44039756i'd be so down i'd maybe lose my 6 pack if you did that too often tho
>>44039739Oh wow it's Bronya from Christopher Nolan's Inception
>>44039739this looks like a selectable item on a hotbar a sprout or something
>>44039743A racist man wouldnt date ir have sex with a black woman. They'd rather see them lynched or otherwise deported or brutalized. Racist men are disgusted by black people
>>44039763We’ve been breaking records for how terrible we are T~T (also we’re NorCal)
>>44039761Have you ever done a line off a cock?
>>44039751Nobody deserves commitment by virtue of existence.
>>44039759she looks fairly average
>>44039781Who is this?
>>44039790it's me. can you call me a nigher please mommy
>>44039781You can't be this stupid
>>44039727stenberg is gonna be great san joses future looks really good celebrini alone is a monster
>>44039750>>44039758>>44039778i need sunlight u have to nourish me>>44039777checked and true yea i played christopher nolan>>44039762i smoked cbd flower from a vending machine at a petrol station in provence one time and i genuinely think ive never quite been the same. they cant do that to people
>>44039782Brain fart for some reason i thought san Diego instead of san jose. Didnt sound right that socal had 3 teams
>>44039759deluluaverage is 5 not 7
>>44039789you have sex with men i don't trust your opinion lol
>>44039783I’ve only ever bumped off keys tbhon. Any chaser here want to snort crack off my ass like that one part of wolf of Wall Street?
>>44039789she is significantly hotter than your girlfriend
>>44039796I’m not gonna do that child >>44039803Do it again to return to normal
>>44039808thats not even the argument learn to read
>>44039799Racist men literally lynched black women, they find them disgusting. You wouldn't put your dick in rotting maggot infested flesh and thats how racist men view black women
>>44039704yet another problem that only crossdressing can solve>>44039815always we have to be pitting these women against each other
>>44039814I'd probably do that seems fun. But what if you fart?
>>44039821Delulu is 100% an argument and a good one too
>>44039822I like this logic. Slave owners raping their slaves were clearly liberals
>>44039824james from pokemon was ahead of his time wasn’t he
>>44039685No need to seethe, one day someone will call you beautiful too, Miss.
>>44039803Shut up, beans don't talk
>>44039821you're just too dumb to understand what i'm sayingeither that or delusional enough to think she's that close to someone like e.g. jennifer connellythere is also a third option: you're discordia
>>44039825Didn’t you know? Once you start hrt you lose the ability to fart, burp and poop
Is this discordia pretending to be black again or someone else?
>>44039822You're stupid
>>44039817IT BURNED DOWN IN A FOREST FIRE I'M NOT EVEN JOKING I could find the pics if I wasn't about to sleep I had to evacuate and everything. left to go ride the cock carousel in Marseille i mean what else was I supposed to do I had just broken up with that ex of mine that used to post here before I even knew what fourchan was
>>44039177You forget to ask if she has hip dips stop larping my culture!!!! You're not a based iq chud you're just an angry incel!!!!
>>44039836she's an 8 i will die on that hill you're one of those elbows too pointy faggots from the sounds of it
>>44039811why not?>>44039815i think not
Should chasers [spoiler]MOISTurize[/spoiler]
>>44039838That is correct
>>44039830Literally thee pioneer like we owe him everything. he was the first brick thrown at stonewall>>44039835(bean noises)
>>44039842Way too many words for me here. I’m just gonna mog you instead
>>44039829Most slave owners weren't racist they were immoral people taking advantage of racist policy. They'd've make white people their slaves if they could have (and to tge extent the could, did, see indentured servitude)>>44039840Ok
>>44039837Glad i'm not a tranny then. Farting, burping and pooping constitute 95% of my personality
>>44039842what the fuck is this possibly in reference to
>>44039850that depends do you want dewy nourished skin or do you want your face to feel like an old leather couch
>>44039855Which one are you?
>>44039855hover hand
>>44039855Who's your little friend
>>44039857They’re calling it the most retarded take ever. >>44039858God I need a man who just shits his pants every once in a while -_-
>>44039865The one without a working penis >>44039867ITS A MILLION YEAR OLD ARTIFACT
>>44039177Ive spoken to this man on the bus.
>>44039859That's just an actual genuine story from my life. Anyway then I took up lesbianism and now I'm here. it was terrible lots of damage smoke in the air but it was very glamorous. the whole sky went red and there was ash falling from the sky like snow I've never seen anything like it.
i don't moisturize
>>44039857slave owners definitely respected and admired free black people
>>44039857Lmao my sides
>>44039873pussy i have tiles from some roman ruin in morocco and i stole one of those sweet switch blade combs from the international spy museum
>ASSpain vs U r gayI see a lot of chasergen in this game
Our Nubian goddess D.C.C wouldn't stand for this coonery buffoonery
>>44039872>>44039890>>44039887>white people and Europeans thinking they know more about racism than a black American Lol
>>44039884Bronya? We're full lesbian now?
>>44039894don't get chasergen involved in a diplomatic incident right after i became a bean I don't need my bean on the big screen in the courtroom
I’m south Asian and this is my opinion on the African slave trade
>>44039897LOLLLLLLLLE
>>44039906Being black doesn’t preclude you from being a self-hating racist and a retard
>>44039906You ain't black Jack, you're Sri Lankan
>>44039912what are the romans gonna sue me? they couldn't even beat the germans or ostro goths
>>44039911No I was lesbian at the time I mean idk i was still considering myself straight for most of that relationship. but my lifestyle became much more lesbian which was definitely a good thing. yeah I had a gf when I started posting here people don't remember that these days
>>44039918IMPORTANT INFORMATION NEEDED: the poster you are replying to is NOT black
>>44039925you're no german oestrogoth. and I would know I've been to xberg
>>44039906huh I'm native
>>44039930I don’t really care either way, either they are black and their take is retarded, or they’re not and they’re take is retarded
>>44039918You literally do racist bbc fetish just stop brother
>>44039917Hehe glad you got my joke. It was funny wasn't it?
i just saw a reel of a guy petting his boyfriend on the head and touching his face and neck and calling him a cute boy and now i'm sad and i don't want to be alone anymore
>>44039941How many times have you samefagged people’s posts in the past two weeks Discordia? Just curious
>>44039946you deserve to be alone
I have to go watch tv now
>>44039932the average height of a male roman was between 5'4" and 5'7" at 5'12" i'd destroy one of those little sissies
looked at laptop ram prices on amazon almost threw up i know it’s been bad but holy shit i haven’t checked in a few months
my name is discordiqa i like agp wank sesh to camgirl and sbarothank you. i can also do steve if you would like but i would proably get banned
>>44039942Ues it made me laffUfufufu
>>44039959Forever happy I bought my steam deck 4 months before the price hikes happened
>>44039961do steve
>>44039961Please call yourself Sleve and do both at once
>>44039953why :(
>asmongold genuinely making more salient takes on trans people, Islamophobia, and culture than Hasan Piker16 year old me would wonder how Asmom got so smart How would I tell em Hasan got hired by a chinese billionaire to support a trans genocide and asmon became a right wing slopulist </3
>>44039964at the start of may i got a 1tb model for 1k cad second hand but it was basically brand newthey are now like 1300? 1500 after tax or something. it's insane
>>44039962>it made me laffNow imagine if you saw my dick, you'd piss yourself from laughing :D
>>44039958Ya but they were total gymreppers they're like a spring wound up all tight you know what I mean
>>44039973you're mean off trip
we drafted a kid named daxon...wtf jarmo
>>44039982but i never trip
>>44039948No need to project bibi also I'm not discordia in just a sub who likes bwc hehe
>>44039975I wonder how much money I would make if I sold my 3060ti and 16gb ddr5? Would it be worth it to sell them, wait a year, and then buy hardware that is twice as good with the money I got from the surge lolThat is if the price ever goes down
>>44039987you also lie
>>44039976Well I pee myself for many reasons !
>>44039959it's so fucking bleak out here. >>44039966>>44039972No you've made me nervous now I'm not doing it. Although sleve would be a beautiful name for a baby girl it's a little Slavic almost
>>44039990I like how obvious your lies are. My favourite thing you pull is when someone points out it’s you and then you reply ‘you think I’m Discordia? Discordia is ugly and the worst here’ to throw people off the scent. I’ve seen it happen like 5 times nowPlease use a trip again so I can filter you
>>44039996wear a diaper
I have a gaming pc with a 3060ti and 10700k and 32gb ram I don't use
Never ask a chaser where his hair isNever ask a tranny the last time she showeredNever ask bronya what steve did to her
>>44040008I don't think discordia would ever insult herself you seem paranoid-schizohrenicI'm also not discordia I'm just a brown sun anon who loves bwc hehe
>>44040012i showered this morning
>>44040012Who's Steve
>>44039993who are you confusing me with? i'm not twinkchan
>>44039991wtf????? I bought this for £70 2 years back. I’m getting dollar signs in my eyes rn
>>44040009Erm sorry I won't do that again I apologixe
>>44040015I don’t care who you are. Use a trip please so I can filter you
i'd be afraid of meeting bronya irl, it'd feel like walking on eggshells and the second i said something wrong she'd flip the fuck out and go out of her way to destroy my reputation with every breathing creature
>>44040023a chinese manhttps://litter.catbox.moe/lkwui5uj6qqtfmvg.jpeg
>>44040038Baby
>>44040045yes i'm sensitive ok
>>44040017Sure you did
>>44040020>>44040044oops
>>44040038or you could just be chill i guess thats hard for autists
>>44040012>Never ask a tranny the last time she showeredthis morning before college. if it werent SO FUCKING COLD i was going to take a bath and wash my hair. but im going to leave that task to tomorrow
>>44040038You just know if you said the wrong thing she would ruin your reputation here forever and she would also make you look bad to all her tranny friends
>>44040054yep!
>>44040012I'm currently showering rn
One thing I like is the images of bwc that are edited to look even bigger esp compared to a woman. Not the comically futa hentai looking ones but the ones that are just barely in the realm of possibility that it maybe possibly COULD be real but still insanely unrealistically huge. Kinda like this but less swarthyreddit.com/r/BiggerThanYourBFs/comments/1uf2868/>>44040037Just don't reply hehe
>>44040070consider what cibi did to maiq just cause he rejected her
>>44040075Proof?
A chud mosquito just bit me
Do you guys want to go to all you can eat sushi with me?
trannies why dont you look like this >>>/sp/155813105
Went into chipotle and the line was nearly out the door, so I mobile ordered and am waiting in my car>>44040094Bitch slap him
>>44040083Manul cats bathe in sand
>>44040099yes
>>44040104Ahhhhh stop baiting me
he definitely killed himself
Look
>>44040109UFUFUFU AHAHOHOHO
>>44040113who
My recently visited subs lol
Yearning to be filled up (with my chipotle bowl cause those thangs are always massive)>>44040038I feel like BRONYA would be rly chill irl>>44040099I fuck so heavy with all you can eat sushi, the last time I went I ate $110 worth of sushi (the place only cost $30)>>44040101That’s why I go to the gym 3 times a week
>>44040113you think oliver tree was flying that helicopter?
i want to kill myself
>>44040118
>>44040117https://voca.ro/19tVfkrwX2sr
don't remind bei'm minding my own damn business
>>44040123Good girl
>>44040123where's r/mpreg
The new Siri so far is actually pretty good, was able to pull up random nutritional information and macro ratios that I wanted while maintaining good sense of context. As far as I could tell no major hallucinations and the ratios all roughly checked out to what the given calories and protein levels were>>44040137Sometimes I want to get into cosplay but I’m broke, bad at makeup, and get self conscious v easily
As a dribbler, I could never date a tranny who shot cum before she trooned out.
For a long time i just though mpreg was inpregnation fetish lol
>>44040158I asked it if it loved me and it said it respected me then ended the conversation
>>44040147:)>>44040162What causes this? Weak penis muscles? Foreskin?
https://i.4cdn.org/b/1782518931527142.jpgCheck this out discordia
>>44040101im working on it
>>44040135why?
>>44040166I asked “do you love me?”, seems she has a favorite
>>44040164>>44040162
>>44040185i have severe depression & i am extremely lonely
>>44040192https://voca.ro/17WBrl7tqZX3
>>44040191She's built for you know what
i used to be able to paint the ceiling
>>44040192: ( how long have you been depressed?
we should all go on a trip somewhere
>>44040187The ai needs work
>>44040224cuba
>>44040229I think they're going through a rough time right now and not accepting visitors
>mfw discordia changes flag to post her better photo instead of the creatura one in a false flag attempt
>>44040208Cotton picking/grape farming
>>44040222one of my earliest memories was, after hearing my mom telling me to not stay under the covers because i'd run out of air, intentionally trying to suffocate myself to death that way. this was before i went to kindergarten. i think i really drew poorly in this respect
>>44040241That's Venezuela you retard
>>44040248Them tooBut Cuba closed all their hotels
>>44040224i might be getting a job at a hunting lodge in wyoming soon i'd invite probably you & a few other posters to hang out if you wanted
>>44040255I'm sorry i shouldn't have called you a retard. I'm too impulsive sometimes
>>44040228We should all go to patagonia
Going on a floatilla (private plane) unsponsored (paid by Cuban and chinese billionaires) to do unbiased on the ground (regime controlled and directed tour) to show the humanitarian shortfalls of the government (say cool big hotel and ignore the rolling blackouts) and for some reason handwave away the anti-trans borderline genocidal legislature
>>44040224ideally somewhere cold
>cuban billionairesLol there are none
>>44040257sobe?
We should all goon to patty goniaChaser btw
>>44040280dude please don't make me defend discordia
>>44040228Lmao, obvi not perf but i do thinks its p good for a first dev beta release, especially given all the trouble they had putting it out
new>>44040286
dagestan is so beautiful
>>44040273Did you look at what I posted?
>>44040283ya
>>44040241we can go illegally and bring them aid
>>44040299That's kinda cool
>>44040290I think that as someone who only uses Siri to skip songs whilst I’m in the shower this update is entirely useless to me. But I hope the people who will use it enjoy it
>>44040297Yes it wasn't funny >:(This is a real problem
>>44040308Why do they love cornstarch though?
>>44040322Idk ive seen people say pica, iron deficiency, undiagnosed anemia, etc.
taking a chaser to a hunting lodge in Wyoming but we aren't hunting deer, the chaser will be stripped and force to run for his life through the woods as Transbians armed with hunting rifles chase him down in ATVs
what if he's really dead
>>44040307I didn’t use old Siri for anything but timers cause it fucked things up enough of the time that it was functionally worthless. I’m j hoping that it becomes a usable feature
>>44040327Them craving it does seem like it would be from some sort of vitamin or mineral deficiency.
>>44040191can you please spoiler that shit, i'm eating
>>44040358Shes actually kinda cute, id definitely Transbianism with her.
I can envision Discordias Face but Ive never seen Rachs Face.So ill play it safe and assume Discordia is prettier.
https://voca.ro/1mXHE7iBaaKn
