Heavily armed transgenderists kidnapped my son at gunpoint last week. He's only 15. They are holding him hostage until I fax them a parental consent form so they can take him to have his balls chopped off by a doctor. He calls me everyday. They have him brainwashed. He says they love him like I never did. I'm at a loss for what to do. I've failed as a father and I feel helpless.
>>44040381nobody cares about your son right now. we almost just died ourselves!
the fuck is any of this about
>>44040400my poor derekthey SNATCHED himI may never see him again
>>44040381high quality shitpost, ily anon
First, breathe. This isn’t your fault, and honestly vibes
>>44040608It sure feels like my fault. He asked me if he could take a painting class, and I felt like that's fruity faggot shit and I said no. Maybe we were drifting apart and I didn't notice.
>>44040381>i look like this thinking of maybe framing this work of art, this masterpeice, up on my wall
>>44040645Stuff like this happens all the time, it’s not your fault too. Your son sounds like a fruity little fag, the only thing you failed at was not beating him enough
>>44040502Try calling the hospitals in the area and let them know. Or the police. Then you can arrange the ball cutting to not happen after they hang off your kid to for the surgery.If you're in Mexico or something (this sounds like a country that is like that) and you get some crazy unlicensed doctors then idk.
>>44040713this won't work, the doctors are woke too
>>44040713All I know is they have him in Oregon, thats where the fax number is from. I suspect the doctor may be "trans" himself.
>>44040381the groomers were the good guys all along.... fuck......
>>44040381it's too late OP, Derekette is woke now
>>44040739I'll run the numbers.Fuck.
>>44040381>>44040430>>44040594ITS A LARP. I SAW THE SAME THING BEING POSTED IN AN INDIAN SUBREDDIT BECAUSE APPARENTLY IT HAPPENS IN INDIA
>>44040681Ok, I already cropped it so I can pin it on my corkboard as well.
>>44040838This is my real life.
>>44040381You'll have to disguise yourself as a woman to get inside and rescue your son, it's the only way
>>44040964take estrogen anon you have to do it to get her out
>>44040991>herKek
uh oh
