>be me 21 ftm 3 yrs t>still live at home with divorced dad because fuck paying rent>work nights>get off early one shift>walk in unannounced, lights are dimmed, candles and wine on the coffee table>my dad on the couch in full view of the door with a girl scrambling to sit up straight after doing god knows what>ew ew ew>prepare to apologize and duck to my room to get out of this situation as soon as possible>before i can get my sorries out we lock eyes>shoulder length brown hair, choker, bangs, poorly done makeup, looks my age maybe a bit older>just know>stare at each other for what feels like an eternity competing to look most uncomfortable with this situation>dad introduces me to his girlfriend "willow">greets me still looking like a deer in headlights>trannyvoice>housebomb.gif>dad goes on about how we go to the same college>mumble some shit i don't even remember>she stands up and says she should probably get going>dad offers to walk her out>don't remember if i even said bye, just straight to my room and lock the door>ignore my dad's knocks and texts afterward>look her up in the student directory and find her instagram>she's actually kinda cute>nice ass, long legs, small tits, pretty eyes>wait until absolute certain that my dad is asleep and jerk off>cum the hardest i ever have in my life to her pictures>then immediately feel the most shame ive ever felt in my life>lay in bed the rest of the night disgusted with myself inventing scenarios where i get to fuck her for real>don't know what's worse, that my dad is a chaser or that we have the same taste in tranniesshould i kill myself
you should fuck her together with your dad
>>44043095malebrained congrats ygmi
>>44043095this isnt' reall kys foid larpaer
>>44043095soulpass
>>44043095absolute larpfest but also very malebrained
>>44043095waow
Ur dad is fuckin awesome let me fuck him next
>>44043095lmao you want dad's sloppy seconds
Possibly the most malebrained thing I've ever read on this board congrats
based
>>44043095Absolute cinema
>>44043095Please god make plans with her and your father and give us an update
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>>44043095sounds like both you and your father are unfathomably basedsending energy to "Willow" hope that doll lives an amazing life
>>44043095>ftm>lay in bed the rest of the night disgusted with myself inventing scenarios where i get to fuck her for realI've got bad news for you
>>44043095woke up to texts from my dad saying he's sorry he made me uncomfortable and that he had planned on keeping us separate for longer and to introduce us in a more appropriate way because they're getting more serious and that he'd like to talk about it with me when he's back from work>>44043109i would rather paint the wall red than share a woman with anyone kys>>44045551kill yourself>>44046055kill yourself
For me, it's the dad dating someone the same age as their child.
>>44043095Steal her. Make the tranny yours. Elope
you both have a great taste in women. truly your father's son. you have to have a threesome with them by the way, there'll be a curse on you if you don't.>>44046866stop policing other people's sex lives and infantalizing adults
>>44046816>kill yourselfWHAT>i would rather paint the wall red than share a woman with anyoneTHEN STEAL HER FROM HIM IDK?
>>44046866i don't even want to think about that man
this all but confirms autism and trannys and always a genetic thing
cuck your father
real and straight
>>44043095>walk in unannouncedAnd what did we learn today?
>Jerk off>Is ftmPoonah, you schlicked your girlclit. Only cocks can be jerked off, and unfortunately poonahs can never ever under any circumstance ever have a cock ever
>>44043095Peak
>>44043095You should get a tranny your dad's age and fuck her when you know he's gonna come home to get back at him
>>44043095have sex with your dad
>>44052335
>>44043095You brought this on yourself OP, but you shouldn't kill yourself because that's just the easy way out of facing the consequences of your actions and asking yourself why you did this in the first place.
>>44043095god bless you for writing this, this is one of the better dadposts ive read
>>44043095>jerk off>fuck her>POONER
>>44043095mfw iwnhapbfhd
>>44043095>divorced Dad>incest vibesyou white trannies need to step away from this formula.
>>44054525no we dontits a really, really fucking good formula
>>44054563how many more larp threads of divorced Dads, incest vibes, trannies getting nervously aroused and ashamed, "I live with my Dad.", and "uhhh anons, what should I do" with the obligatory, "you should fuck your Dad." being the fpbp.are we going to do this till the sun shrivels up and dies?
>>44054594sorry but trannies want to fuck dads
>>44054594it already has, and were just here sat sipping whatever drinks please us and fantasizing about the ability to feel shame again
>>44054605personally i wanna get fucked by a trans mommy but whatever
>>44054614Chasoid or transbian?I just want a man to make me shut up and spontaneously fuck me but I'm too old and busted for that.
>>44054614so do i, but i can differentiate sexual fantasies from reality>>44054626i thought you were better than this snoymoder..
>>44054635wdym I can have occasional daydreams of being plowedReally I just wish I was young and pretty and less traumatized by everything so I could feel okay doing these things
>>44054649feels
>>44054667?
>>44054673>Really I just wish I was young and pretty and less traumatized by everything so I could feel okay doing these thingseveryone feels this way, sometimes even young people. from the times ive interacted with you, you seem pretty charming. i wish you luck snoymoder
>>44054673snoymoder, a month ago, you literally went on a 100+ post debate with a crazed realtor from conecticut posting on this site about hypersexuality ... I think the solution here to feel young and pretty is if you log off from Epsteinchan and fuck off.
>>44054683Idk I feel like I will never really have what I want. Too much of an oldshit hon with burnout and sexual trauma. Like there's this one video that I've seen posted here (and quickly moderated) of a couple playing a game or something, the dude winning, and then immediately bending over the girl and fucking her and it's the kind of thing I wish I could have had but unfortunately given the curse of the AMAB. >>44054708what
>>44043095this post was written by 'willow' with that ftms very poonhands. using your psychic powers. don't think i don't know what you're up to, succubus
>>44054746there was a post here about a guy saying that LGBT are all hypersexuals and are just body mutilaters (he was a repper). that post when on for 400 posts and you were there for like 100 of them. log off snoy, replay homestuck or whatever, LEAVE. NOW.
>>44054812I mean I'm here because I'm chronically addicted to stupid discourse because I've been systemically pushed out of anything resembling a normal life since I was a small child.Probably awful for me but also ew Homestuck
>>44043095bro it out with your dad and sandwich her between his dick in her ass and her dick in your bussy>>44043109thank god this is the first response
>>44043095also OP cuck your dad
