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A wizard appears with an offer of enchantment.
If you agree never to take estrogen again, you gain an unlimited, year round supply of chestnuts. You cannot sell them but you can give them away if you like, and you gain a dedicated gnome, but he can't talk, and all he does is shell the chestnuts for you and roast them if you want, he can also hand-feed you them, but that's all he does.

But if you accept this offer and then take estrogen or anti-androgens, you get turbo-cancer and die.

Would you do it?
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Anonymous
 No.44046215
 No.44046215
>>44046152
can i kill and eat the gnome
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Vlush !77x8EwuboU
No.44046223
 No.44046223
>>44046152
No???
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Anonymous
No.44046232
 No.44046232
>>44046215
no
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Anonymous
 No.44046242
 No.44046242
>>44046232
why not
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Anonymous
No.44046284
 No.44046284
>>44046242
cruel
he's there to help
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Anonymous
No.44046448
 No.44046448
hell yeah
bring on the nuts
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Anonymous
 No.44046453
 No.44046453
>>44046152
nigga
that's nuts
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Anonymous
No.44046640
 No.44046640
everyone loves chestnuts
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Puffin !!bec4LTPFog2
 No.44046664
 No.44046664
>>44046152
hmm ave to say, I'm tempted, but I've never had chestnuts before are they good?
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Anonymous
No.44046704
 No.44046704
>>44046152
I have a job and can already purchase as many chestnuts as I would reasonably want though.
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Anonymous
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 No.44046727
There is a way I can swing this into infinite money.
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Anonymous
No.44046825
 No.44046825
>>44046664
yes!
they are kinda a pain to get open, but you can buy them pre-roasted
but they have a sweet delicious nutty flavor and are great diced up and added to a baked rice dish or stuffed peppers

in italy they puree them with wine and prunes and serve it with roasted pork loin
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Puffin !!bec4LTPFog2
 No.44046853
 No.44046853
>>44046825
Hmmm
If the wizard made the gnome able to talk so I had a gnome friend, deal
otherwise no deal
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Anonymous
 No.44046878
 No.44046878
>>44046152
Weird thread. Also chestnuts taste like shit. I bet the gnome would agree with me.
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Anonymous
No.44046883
 No.44046883
>>44046853
he has hand gestures, it's like a cat, you can make out the rough idea, if not specific words
but the gnome's muteness is, sadly, non-negotiable
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Anonymous
No.44046894
 No.44046894
>>44046152
Replace "chestnuts" with heroin, and "gnome" with needles and maybe I'd consider it.
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Anonymous
 No.44046905
 No.44046905
can i have the gnome learn to process the chestnuts into flour and bake?
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Puffin !!bec4LTPFog2
 No.44046914
 No.44046914
>>44046883
yea idk.. the wizard would have to make the deal slightly more enticing in some way
Being able to sell the chestnuts is too big of a change.. maybe if he threw in another nut of choice or allow Anti androgens but no E
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Anonymous
 No.44046923
 No.44046923
>>44046152
kill the wizard on the spot
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Anonymous
No.44046935
 No.44046935
>>44046923
the wizard is immortal, sorry

>>44046914
chestnuts are the best nuts, you don't need anything else
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Anonymous
 No.44047823
 No.44047823
>>44046152
Im cis so there doesnt seem to be any downside to taking the gnome
I dont really want the chestnuts

Can I have a foid gnome? Is the gnome allowed to fall in love with me?

It seems useless but maybe in the future I would need chestnuts so I would accept it
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Anonymous
 No.44047852
 No.44047852
>>44046152
if i found some way to synthesize estradiol from the chestnuts would I be allowed to take it? that's basically just consuming the chestnuts so if I can't this wizard is fake and gay
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Anonymous
No.44047855
 No.44047855
>>44047823
no and no
just start eating them, they're delicious
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Anonymous
 No.44047881
 No.44047881
>>44047855
Yeah I might like them so I would accept and give them a try
Can I have the gnome do my laundry or something?
Can other people see the gnome?
Maybe he would increase my aura
Does the gnome mog?
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Anonymous
 No.44047887
 No.44047887
>>44046152
what are the limits of "selling?" suppose i get someone addicted to drug infused chestnuts and then extort them, is that selling?
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Anonymous
No.44047896
 No.44047896
>>44046152
I. RAPE. THE. WIZARD. YES.
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Anonymous
No.44047898
 No.44047898
>>44046152
truly unlimited chestnuts are a much better benefit than you realize but conceptual-magic limitations on my behavior might be worse
how does the magic define "estrogen", "anti-androgens", and "selling" the chestnuts? does dutasteride count as an anti-androgen? if i start a business to convert the nuts to biofuel and then sell the fuel is that selling the nuts?
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Anonymous
No.44047902
 No.44047902
>>44047881
no, all it is is shell chestnuts, roast chestnuts, and hand-feed you them
that's it!
>can other people see the gnome
yes
>Does the gnome mog?
instructions unclear
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Anonymous
No.44047945
 No.44047945
does the gnome have thoughts, feelings, desires, dreams?
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Anonymous
No.44048194
 No.44048194
>>44047945
yes, but he's happy to be dedicated to you
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Anonymous
 No.44048656
 No.44048656
>>44046152
I would do it. I never had a chestnut before. So I would take the offer. Will the wizard ever come back to check on me or something to make sure I'm not breaking his rules?
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Anonymous
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 No.44048662
>>44048656
dude you'e magically bound
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Anonymous
 No.44048678
 No.44048678
>>44046152
me when my mana is low but i still have to extract life force from a tranny so i pitch my ideas on 4chan to make sure a tranny would take them so i dont waste it. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.
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Anonymous
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 No.44048685
>>44048662
don't dude me if you don't know me
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