/lesgen/ is the lesbian general for all homosexual cis women and trans women.Ignore bigots that attempt to derail the thread with transphobia and divisive rhetoric. This general is not for debatelording over trans women and their existence. Trans lesbians and cis lesbians both belong here and attempting to drive either out is trolling and off-topic.QOTT>What is your Chinese takeout order on a cheat day?discord https://discord.gg/YY2fqphPratagmap https://tagmap.io/tag/%2Flesgen%2Fold: >>44041992
>>44050114>QOTTto be honest I don't eat Chinese food but I probably would like it if I got over my aversion to new foods
bendover benji boy
>>44050126>aversion to new foodsDon't you want to taste all the cultures of the world Nona?
I haven't had chinese takeout in a long ass time.
>>44050140the taste of chinese chaser pussy does intrigue me...
>>44050154It's a delicacy
>>44050094 #Erm, Im not 40, you aged me up a fucking LOT, lmao. Got me mixed up with someone else? Ive talked about a lot of other things besides trauma dump in the past.
making women cum is the most important thing in the world and i NEED a flat chested tomboy cisf chaser piv gf
>>44050154>For eating a meal?>A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?
>>44050156>>44050188an unfortunate mix up at Hop Sing's has got me on the "Do Not Deliver" list so I guess I will never know
>>44050158You're an emotional vampire all you want to do is tell everyone and how bad your life is but you won't do anything about it, Will you? You just want the constant drip of sympathy
>>44050221shes better than honlet
>>44050221Give it a rest, anon. Seraph is one of the better posters here. She actually fucks women.
>>44050114>What is your Chinese takeout order on a cheat day?Rangoon, Singapore Mei Fun, General Tso’s.
My balls hurt again
>>44050114im somehow still the most basic bitch on the face of the earth and eat shrimp fried rice with enough wasabi to constitute half the bowl
>>44050246queen lago has deemed it so. not a schizo bum.
>>44050278free those balls girllet them breathe
>>44050317opinions on ball bras? are they the next big thing?
General tso's or teriyaki chicken with rice for me, and I always get earl grey tea with kumquat syrup because it's the best.
>>44050317Alright they are breathing.
Breathing now* I mean
>>44050221Meh I actually am working on fixing most of my problems. (In therapy. Going through divorce. Building extended queer family). It really feels like youve got a bone to pick with me or are just trying to bully.>>44050239>>44050246Thanks gaiz~Thinking about going to a lesbo bar sometime this week. Ive got a mega cute summer fit to wear. Need to fix my hair (due for a trim). Any tempts? Never been to a lgbt bar of any flavor. :S
10 billion lesbians flirt with me but only one wants me to call her my girlfriend, this is saddening
>>44050437do you not like honlet too?
>>44050464Harlot? Im alright with her. Been a long time since we talked, tho. Liek, that wasnt implicit approval, just that I appreciate the top cover. ^^'
would you sniff a honlet?
>>44050317i say this>QOTTteriyaki beef and pork fried rice
>>44050114I want teriyaki chicken with chow mein.
Are there any other sub masc/butches here and do you guys also get sick of everybody assuming you're some dommy top? I feel like I always attract submissive femmes and then even if they're "switchy" or that doesn't seem like the case at first it feels like it always shifts at some point and suddenly I'm just the top 90% of the time or getting treated like a boyfriend
>>44050573futchy service top here, my life is pain!
Mom and pop Chinese takeout taste so good when you don't got a food inspector in ya ear telling you they found 72 violations
>>44050573Yep 99% of my relationship experience. Here lately more people get that Im on the subbier side (and even say it's pretty obvious), but the initial assumption is that Im always a dommy top when Im actually a subby leaning switch. Frustrating as a motherfucker.
>>44050658 big unc don’t forget our leader deemed him a schizo bum
>>44050114Crab rangoon and beef fried rice
>harlot and frieren roleplaying as uncle and nephewworst namefags of lesgen history
>>44050627Yeah I generally consider myself a service top but idk if I even am, like I love topping but I've never gotten to explore my subby side at all. Being masc and tall and with my job being managing ppl it feels like women just like their idea of me or build this fantasy :( like one of the biggest things for me with dating is that I don't wanna have to be that person at home >>44050639It's so frustrating!
>>44050691you mean benjamin and emily
>>44050693Honestly part ot my relationship frustration is being automatically deemed a domme because of being more outgoing. And. I. Keep. Meeting. Submissive. Women. Its. So. Frustrating. Or worse, the """switch""" who turns out to just be a gigasub who only "switched" because she was pushed into it by other subs. Im becoming convinced dommes and dommy switches just. Dont exist?????So for at least sexual compatability I need a partner who can take the reigns at least now and then. Like. PLEASE, uuuggghhh
>>44050718Yeah I fully agree. I also feel like I identify less and less with the switch label cuz I actually don't like being dommy at all, like I love taking the lead sometimes but I'm not dominant at all, and I kinda get turned off when girls want me to be
>>44050355>>44050317Also I had a bizarre dream. Basically there was this really hot mtf pornstar with a really nice ass bending over in front of me and explaining her orchiectomy to me and showing me how she doesn't have balls. So she was half naked in a thong and putting herself in all these crazy poses at me, her tits were bouncing around and I was trying to not be a creep or objectify her. I was like "Oh... I see... haha nice..." while being nervous and looking away. Then when I woke up my balls felt extremely sore
finally getting around to finishing pride and prejudice, obviously it's amazing. how do i find a female Mr. Darcy? my life for an aloof, prideful woman who looks down on me a little disdainfully but is inexplicably smitten by me regardless
>imagine her calling me mommy while i rail her>cum twice as hard as usual
>>44050751i think you meant to say calling you uncle and railing benjamin
>>44050733I told a girl I was dating once that I liked the idea of her calling me puppy and she like audibly cringed and never mentioned it again lmao it's just embarrassing being treated like it's weird for me to be more submissive or to be the one getting spoiled sometimes. I wanna be the princess sometimes, is that so wrong???
>>44050355What is the purpose of them?
>>44050691i’m pretty positive it’s lago and bnuy. one was being really autistic about it and saying something about throwing darts the other night. i don’t care though it’s annoying either
>>44050777either way*
everytime a girl genders me correctly my dick twitches under my pants
>>44050793rspestick*
>>44050740lmfaoAnon… why have no game in your own dream??
>>44050768obviously to give the galls support so they aren't swinging around, wouldn't you find it cute if a girl had one and it was lacy with a little bow?>>44050740this sounds like something i would do ngl
>>44050807Nightmare on elm street but instead of killing you Freddy steals all your rizz.
>>44050684When I go to Japan I will find a cisgendered Asian woman who doesn't have Trump derangement syndrome and likes trannies for you, it won't be easy but I'm tired of seeing you lonely CACA
>>44050819can you do this for me too i will wait my turn in line but it'd be pretty nice of you
>>44050718I have to put on my chud incel hat for this post>Im becoming convinced dommes and dommy switches just. Dont exist?????They pretty much don't. BDSM is 99% submissive people that want a 1 sided relationship. They fantasize about all the things that will be done for them and never fantasize about what they'll do for their partner. Being dominant only makes sense in some patriarchal arrangement where you're the only one who gets to cum and your partner does all the chores, otherwise you're getting completely ripped off.
>>44050804it's 5 inches ma'am, pussies repel dicks under 6 inches like same charge magnets
>>44050807lago back to posting loli bait and that loli bait is made by a known pedophile
>>44050819ty fun bun you are my greatest ally. We should find a game to play together sometime.
>>44050833No
>>44050807Because I'm a massive beta
>>44050841That would be cool I'm up for anything
>>44050840this but unironically because i'm a transbian lolimoder
>>44050840bnuy also called harlot a shota for her uncle
>>44050842i hope you're happy this is what i look like now i'm fuckign dead
>>44050863Starting CPR
>>44050840Was the creator of girl's last tour outed as a pedo? That sucks I still remember when the rurouni kenshin guy went to prison
>>44050844Cute, lmao.>>44050857Pedos get the rope.>>44050819You gonna get her a Hokkaido farm gal?
>>44050840you know, the concept of death of the author is often abused but in this case i think it's okay to just find a drawing cute
One of these days the person behind the notorious big UNC is going to confess and you guys are going to look real dumb for blaming it on me
>>44050885Screenshot this
>>44050834I think the commentary on subs is somewhat accurate. But only insofar that a lot of people in general only care what their partner can do for them - hence the whole "society of grown children" thing from last thread. Ive met a couple of subs who care about what they do for their partner and GOD do they get me really hot and bothered. But also, the last good one I met is married. Her wife is not kinky at all so we just kinda talk about kink a lot.
>>44050876yeah he has made loli porn and has tweeted a lot of disgusting things about adults and children being together
>>44050834>They pretty much don't. BDSM is 99% submissive people that want a 1 sided relationship.Not true, I've found many lovely doms, they're hard to come by, but they're there if you look.
is this the lesbian larp thread where men who've never talked to a woman and get their views from lesbian anime and porn pretend to be lesbians
>>44050876It’s crazy seeing the popular manga/anime with mangaka that make that shit. Idk anything about Girls Last Tour, but I do know Made in Abyss has a pedo artist but they’re so popular and get lots of collabs in Japan.
>>44050892>>44050896I am resentful of my previous relationship, my apologies.
>>44050885I'm a newfag, can someone catch me up on all the lore, who are these people???
>>44050885you even spelled it like you think it’s funny
>>44050885It’s just the retard doing it trying to shift the blame. Ignore it. It’s pathetic and mentally deranged. No use trying to reason with crazies.
>>44050898no it's the one where trans lesbians talk about their successful irl lesbian sexual exploits involving cis women
>>44050834>BDSM is 99% submissive people that want a 1 sided relationship. They fantasize about all the things that will be done for them and never fantasize about what they'll do for their partner.TRVTHNVKE
>>44050954i should message my bpd situationship girlcrush and see if she wants to plap sloppy style
>>44050904what do you mean you saved and posted a clear loli bait image.
The thing about Emily is she will look at my post and find out what is a common bnuyism then she will post as the big UNC using the bnuyism then she will go to harlots village and say hey look big UNC is using a bnuyism and she'll convince people that was me. Let's take a step back and look at the big picture here, Emily already confessed to doxxing Harlot and posting her nudes as revenge porn. That's not speculation, she literally confessed to itBut now that she wants to get back on good terms with harlot she needs a villain to blame everything on and that's what she's attempting to use me forIs somebody did that to me I wouldn't forgive them just because they cried on a phone call like Emily did to harlot. Her dad name is out there because of what Emily did, she can never take it back she can never put the cat back into the bag. She made a permanent decision but only wants temporary consequences
>>44050954Chud tourist doesn’t care that the gen has several cis x trans couples and cis lesbians looking for a gf.
>>44050954>sexual exploitsok thanks for admitting to rape>>44050961i've yet to see a single proof that you guys are not larping
>>44050975what about your gf calling benjamin a schizo bum just a few threads ago while people were larping raping her? yeah right bnuy
>>44050898The are also cis women here who like lesbian anime and porn and don't talk to women, we can't forget our cis sisters.
>>44050982>i've yet to see a single proof that you guys are not larpinga gentlewoman doesn't plap and tell you voyeur
>>44050975No one is convinced, bnuy. It’s samefagging and concern trolling by pretending to be anons curious about what happened. So then they can spam the thread with the same boring lies and slop. No more attentions to them plz n ty.Don’t respond to them. It shows how mentally unwell they are when they repeat the same shit over and over like a bot.
>>44050975also it’s funny she was always on good terms with her and made fun of honlet while it was happening. the doxxing and nude posting.
>>44050995Maybe instead of focusing on on my girlfriend you should put your energy at the people who are doing the Big UNC posting, but since those people aren't seeing who they are you should get mad at Emily instead she's the one who confessed to posting harlots Facebook link with her dead name and also posing her nudes as revenge. But no instead you decide the most evil people ever are me and my girlfriend. You deeply unserious schizophrenic bums
>>44050982>creepy tourist demands proof of lesbians having sexyou sure showed us
>>44051002>>44051004you take a look at /clg/ and then read this shit and you the massive difference hits you like a truck, you can't even pass in WRITING
>>44050982exploits in that sense means a deed or an act
>>44050975You're really into this drama aren't you bnuy
>>44051031>you take a look at /clg/>bump>bump>it's hot today>bumpi'm sorry but how did you tell they were writing "bump" in a cis woman way and not a trans woman way, can you teach me this
>>44051014people were larping raping harlot just a few threads ago and lago chimed in for no reason calling harlot a schizophrenic homeless person who you just hope doesn’t make eye contact with you. pretty fishy.
>>44051044Not to mention, one of them literally has kids but imagine if someone were to mention their kids here.
>>44051056>clg 8 days old and still hasn't hit reply limit even with the bumpsdire
>>44051031I don't know what that has to do with the fact I mentioned that the trans people here are into lesbian anime and porn but so are the cis women... If you must, this is the loser lesbian general
>>44051063Cis woman is when quiet and invisible, according to misogynist chuds.
>>44051056you seem pretty excited for someone to mention their kids miss loli bait poster
>>44051045>Pretty fishy!!! Coming from you, probably the person actually doing it LOL, that's rich
>>44051042>woman in that sense means anybody who identifies as one>>44051044>winning an argument is when i use reductionismit isn't even just here, you can see the difference in so many places it's actually hilarious you are clocky even without your faces>>44051071>lesbian is when my dick gets hard watching yuri hentai
>>44051074i don't know why they come here to talk to usi think the 8 people in clg would really like a newfrenoh who are we kidding it's one of the 8 every time
>>44051081Still dodging the point of me referring that there are cis women here who get wet over yuri hentai... I mean there's one who's always posting Yuri and Yuri nsfw in the discord
>>440510918 is a generous number. I think even their main poster admits it’s lower than that. >>44051080Bnuy, stop. lmao They thrive off attention and are having a melty bc I’ve been ignoring their nonsense.
>>44051091They feel emboldened to trellis now because one of the new janitors from /clg/ so they can troll the board with impunity with their stupid labyrs flags being mask off transphobes and anything that happens to their gen in retaliation the janitor will remove instantly
>>44051080>Coming from you, probably the person actually doing it that’s my exact point with you! it’s ridiculous it’s obviously been you in a group with some others. why would lago randomly bash someone being serially harassed in the thread?>bendoveryou can’t make this stuff up!
>>44051031>he doesn't know
>>44051109inb4 it's a repper with internalized translesbophobia
>>44051108Okay, good idea, I will ignore them and let them continue having their melty as we deprive them of attention
It’s funny because cis lesbians regularly get banned on Crystal Cafe because they’re accused of being moids. k e k
>>44051122That happens a LOT. Literal transbians with a whole gf will post anti-transbian content here. They’re often bisexual but prefer dating women and feel ashamed of it.
>>44051103>woman watches porn, man watches same porn, therefore man is a womanbrilliant
Guys I want sour candy
>You don't see me behind the screen, giggling at this. I am having fun with it. I'm not mad or upset, you guys employ the same tactics every time and they don't tend to affect me. I grew immune... dun dun dunnnnnn
>>44051144gas station? sour candy? nonals fry?
>>44051142I'm just saying that your argument of using yuri and hentai as a way to belittle the trans people here doesn't only apply to them but ok
>>44051159lesbians don't get their ideas on women solely on the porn they watch, troons do, don't be disingenous
>be me>be real woman>force my way into women's spaces where nobody actually wants me>force everybody to adapt to my beliefs and ideology>everybody MUST accept me or they WILL be jannied>you may NOT speak out against me no matter what>be terf>picunrel
me n gf
>>44051186My smelly wife
>>44051140i genuinely don't think anybody this constantly obsessed with lesgen can be a cis terf, i mean sure they can get intense but i've never seen someone troll for days
>>44051189no ur the smelly one!!!!!!!
>>44051183Hehe I see what you did there nona (I know it's you res cuz you always have the funny clever jokes)
>>44051195Yeah, it’s sussy behavior. Cis terfs tend to retreat quickly to their echo chambers for asspats.
>>44050982>all sex is rapeterf radfems shall be directed to >>>/clg/
>>44051203i don't know who that is i'm just a nona noname... for now
>>44051175I get my ideas on women from going out and talking to them or calling up some friends or spending time with my gf like idek how you're meant to base your ideas of women on porn... Isn't most porn just 0 plot and straight fucking?
>>44051207>clocked so hard they left
>>44051140the real morbillion dollar question is how many regs in clg are transbians larping as cisbians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXoqzegjRHsI wouldn't mind becoming a zombie during a zombie apocalypse if I got to be like the hunter from left4dead2 but also retained my personality/intellect. I would like to pounce around and climb walls and claw survivors to pieces
i burneded my mouth on my pizzer
>>44051331what are the implications of this for the lesbian community
>>44051331why would emily do this to you
>>44051183now you troons know how we feel>>44051195>>44051207>troon accuses me of being a troon when cornered on their troonness>>44051233don't lie to yourself, it shows
I want chicken nuggets
Am I male brained for having to fight everything inside of me to avoid looking at my coworker who always wears revealing clothes' cleavage?
>>44051605kill yourself before you rape that poor woman
just ate the last of my garlic breadit's over
>>44051616Slow day in /clg/, Nona?
>Ignore bigots that attempt to derail the thread with transphobia and divisive rhetoric. This general is not for debatelording over trans women and their existence. Trans lesbians and cis lesbians both belong here and attempting to drive either out is trolling and off-topic.
>>44051638remember to pluck your 5 o clock shadow :)
>>44051605yes it's malebrained to have any amount of sexual attraction to women, everyone knows real lesbians only kiss each other cutely and paint each other's nails
>>44051654You have more facial hair than I do if you have any at all, because mine has been completely removed with laser and electrolysis. Nice try though
>>44051656My gf is so fucking hot though... Doomed to cis soulhonness
>>44051692many such cases... i suppose you're ineligible for SRS at this rate...
>>44051668i don't have facial hair at all because i'm not a troon nor have i PCOS>>44051692stop advocating for troons that will rape you when you turn your back, we have your back
>>44051702she's not gonna fuck you bro she has a gf
>tfw no andorran gf
>>44051702>stop advocating for troons that will rape you when you turn your back, we have your backLmfao that was a funny bit nona now move on it's getting old already
>>44051708Love triangle but it's me and my trans gf and terf anon is just seething at home, that would be funny but that's not an actually terf, their heart is not into it I can tell
>>44051716>a funny bitwhat the fuck are you talking about, are you gonna accuse me of being a troon too you fucking bootlicking traitor? do you want to get AIDS that badly?
>>44051724God I messed that up adly I'm tired but you get the point
>>44051702A lot of CIS women have a little bit of facial hair doesn't mean they have PCOS
>>44051743TERFs (or ones who larp as such) tend to be p racist with their sexism. lol
>>44051726
>>44051726How many times are you going to embarrass yourself having temper tantrums in this gen? Would you consider doing this on a schedule so I can know when to get online and laugh at you?
>>44051616Wait I'm kinda scared you first>>44051656Fuckk I'm ngmi I'm gonna neuter myself
>>44051743>>44051749incredible slavic region joke
>>44051769Idk much about Slavic women. They’re hairy too?
>>44051743>cis in caps
>>44051758I don't even think it's the same terf anon lmfao I think it's someone completely random coming here for the bait, maybe they'll go on clg and tell them about how terrible we are for not taking them seriously regardless lmfao
>>44051749i think we should accept the theory of labrysanon being a transbian atp, even if turns out to be wrong it would be funny to watch her crash out over it
>>44051786She doesn't realize that the more and more she comes into the general, we are not mad or upset anymore, we're giggling at this, because she uses the same tactics every time and we grew immune ... Dun dun dunnnn
>>44051724>>44051749shut the fuck up right fucking now i would rather die than get mistaken for a transvestite>>44051743i admit i was mad at these troons and i don't actually think we're devoid of hair follicles, i'm not delusional like troons are>>44051758as many times as it takes to get it through your moid skull to stop harassing lesbians>>44051806so you were upset i reminded you of the truth that your circlejerk of crossdressers tries to forget
>>44051832Just put the fries into the bag bro
>>44051832Little bro thinks he did something
>>44051832Sir, this is a Wendy's
It’s not even offensive shit imo. It’s like an angry chihuahua. Someone kick it.
>>44051832What is bro yapping :sob: :sob:
>>44051832I wish I was mistaken for a trans woman, they're just such gorgeous ladies it would be such an honor...
>>44051832you could at least make it a bit harder to humiliate you, this is just sad lil bro
>>44051832Can you shut up man?
This is just sad, I feel like we're bullying the retarded kid. Lil bro has problems at home
>>44051832gonna cry now?
>>44051891>She doesn't see me behind the screen, sighing at this. I am worried about lil bro. I am not mad or upset, she employs the same posts every time and they didn't even affect me the first time... she needs help
>>44051906Kek
>>44051836>classist>>44051856>>44051861>falseflagger>>44051891ableistis this what you're all so proud of? i had to stop myself from tagging so many of you because it flagged my reply as spam, just goes to show the huge volume of rapists in this place
i'm gay
>>44051930Little bro is woke scolding us now LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Can't even love trans women without being a false flagger anymore... LMFAO
>>44051898>>44051906shut the fuck up holy fucking ad hominem you know i'm right >>44051933what the FUCK are you talking about don't you have somebody to rape
>>44051941Tantrum
>>44051935but is your dick small?
>>44051941people who are right famously need to impotently demand everyone recognize it so trve, i kneel
>>44051940you got groomed by trans women, it's not too late to heal, you have stockholm syndrome>>44051949i'm not the one throwing a tantrum about how lesbians won't let me put my "girl dick" in them
>>44051950m,y shit is sso atrophied i feel like a little league player
>>44051960you can't say that, there's a terf right here they are gonna get turned on at the thought of a prepubescent boy
>>44051959No they actually do let me little bro
>>44051964 trophy punn >_<
>>44051964would you stop claiming i'm either a troon or a pedophile for one second>>44051966stop calling me bro
>>44051968I'll call you whenever I want little bro!You get the same respect you give
>>44051968Aw, is lil bro sad about being misgendered?
>>44051970you're a hypocrite for misgendering me and then threatening suicide if anyone doesn't lie to you by calling you a woman>>44051976shut the fuck up i'm not a troon
>>44051981Little bro I'm not a hypocrite I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine and it's hilarious that little bro can't take itYou know what they say about glass houses little bro
Everybody, we’re forgetting our roots. There are more important things to talk about than TERFs, things like Israel and Communism.
>>44051959This is a hilarious bit terfanon I hope you're giggling as much from this as I am
>>44051981>threatening suicide if anyone doesn't lie to you by calling you a womanok grandma you're sundowning, it's time for you to go to bed
>>44051981>Lil bro having a lil tantrum
Lil bro threatening suicide if we don't stop calling him lil bro
>>44051990WHAT FUCKING BIT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT>>44051987>>44051994>>44051997shut the fuck up i'm not even gonna bother replying anymore, you are beyond salvation
>>44051989TRUEE no no this is that one scene in every media where there's a huge confrontation about to happen, they all team up to fight a common enemy.Pic unrel
>>44052003ok goodnight nona, see you tomorrow!
>>44052003Little bro can't take being misgendered for 15 minutes. SAD!
>>44051950bro think she cum town but she just cum brown
>>44052003I'm imagining lil bro crying and hitting yourself when you type these btw
>>44052003>has a tantrum over being misgenderedalmost like a repper...
>>44052017would E have saved her?
>>44052025Little bro knows that deep down, he really is that little bro
lil bro x Big UNC fanfic when?
>>44052037>lil bro x Big UNC
>i don’t think that’s a work that’s meaningful or impactful or whatever dumb shit you said https://youtu.be/xJYCFY6cLPo?is=0FzIAf-5L7O8RuYb
all of you belong to joyjak,stgo there and stop bothering lesbians
https://youtu.be/3322M2ugWp8?is=Si9oQasht2y3yJcc this what it sounded like when my uncles penis entered me i hate all of you so much im posting sad girl indie bullshit talking about my rape bc i read 3 threads of spam of secrets i let slip out my mouth like shit through a drooping turned out anus. its been fucked raw. i have no faith in existence and i never did anyways rapist and pedophiles are all of you because action is so flippant anyone can do anything when no one’s done nothing and in that we will always be alone in how heinous the world is anyways pray i kms. i just want my mom
>>44052026he looks like me
God I need to get hitched.
>>44050114i love working at a chinese place, i get it for free everytime i work ^^
Geez what happened here? Lol>>44050906Nah I get it. Frankly I havent had a single good relationship... to the point where the connection I share with my best friend has been more fulfilling than most of my relationships. Its REALLY fucking grim trying to date. So many people should just be banned until they get themselves together.
Crtl f for "office ", 0 resultsUnacceptable. How am i not the focus of attention. Wow. Fine. I get it. Im a third rate side side side character. >>44050114Chinese food is so darn overrated. The soups? Boring, Vietnamese mogs.The rice? Boring, indians mog.The spring rolls? Boring, giga overpriced, mogged by kebab into oblivion. So what is actually left? Crispy fucking duck? Well done you fried a duck breast in batter and put some weird ass sauce on it, go to england they'll show you how to fry entire fish. *all of what im saying is happening in the background of an anime scene, my character isnt really moving me and the chinese food clerk im berating are frozen frame in the background to not detract from the main characters*
>>44051031>clgYou looked at the difference between larpers and self admitted losers and decided the larpers were better.
Rereading thread slowly>>44051056So I shouldnt talk about my young'uns? :S
>>44051656We know you only date women to stick it to men right, you aren't actually attracted to women right... how unfeminine of you.
>>44051605I wish it was okay to stare at hot peopleI don't even imagine sexual things I just like looking at pretty things, like looking at nice fanartbut I know getting LOOKED at can be uncomfy so I must cease
I call myself male brained for finding people attractive but maybe I should stop if it's making other people feel bad about it.
I cant sleep and im on grill tomorrow and what if the coworker im flirting with isnt there
If i ever had a car iwouldn't want it to be built out of cheap plastic or aluminum. It should be thick stainless steel for longetivity. And the parts should be easily replaceable and intuitive.
Which blue lock character would i be?
>>44053416Which one of them doesn't wash his butt?
>>44050114>What is your Chinese takeout order on a cheat day?this qott sucks
>>44053117they are made of plastic and aluminum for safety reasons, you need crumple zones to not immediately die in a car accident
>>44053636Counter point. If your car is made of stainless steel and someone elses is made of plastic and aluminum, you wont feel much of an impact when they crash into you because the amount of energy you car is carrying is much higher and harder to be stopped. Its like..science..bitch!
>>44053636No, its planned obsolescence and green globohomo because corporations/jews!!1!
I hate uncbrained luddite nostalgia retards so goddamn much, you hoes have no idea.
The hoes phrase is really boring at this point
>>44053714More energy will be transferred onto you because it is not absorbed by the aluminium and plastic crumpling, Miss Musk.>>44053117As to easy replacements, get a Toyota.
>>44053765Post goodle hoe
>>44053775Sorry but if im drying a literal tank and you drive into me with ur peeny wheeney plastic goyslop car, i wont even feel a thing.
>>44053784Is that a bottle of pee?
>>44053782I think you have genuine autism. Like i bet your coworkers think you're weird. Saying hoe this many times isnt normal.
>>44053790> genuine autismWe are on 4chan.org, we all have genuine autism, and that's not a pejorative thing.And if her coworkers are judging her for being autistic, that's their moral failing, not hers.Grow up.
>>44053804you tell em anon
>>44053765Oh yeah, what are you gonna do about it hoe? Also its a word, not a phrase.>>44053782Stop pretending to be me. Not cool.>>44053790I think you might be slow nona. Its called a bit you see: I'm a shockingly white Eurogirlie and its funny that I talk black online as a nod to my love of black girls, I believe the zoomies call it gap moe. I don't actually speak in burger AAVE when I'm at work.
>>44053117personally, i don't care what my car is made of as long as it's the longest car you've ever seen
Saying hoe is so good when you don't got a office in ya ear telling you it's ghetto
>People are overlooked for a variety of biased reasons and perceived flaws. Nona, this is Lucy Luz. She's an anon poster. She is one of the most undervalued posters in /lesgen/. Her defect is that she won't take her pills. Nobody in the general simps for her. Because she looks funny. This girl could be not just the biggest tripfag of our general, but the main character of the entire board. She should cost 3 million (You) a year. We can get her for two hundred and thirty seven thousand.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzin1DgexlE
>>44053832I thought u were american this whole time corpo im shocked. I guess you're english.
>>44053893..a limousine?
>>44053964more like a 70s lincoln continental. they barely fit into a parking space and are the embodiment of aura
I wonder why a decent chunk of the trans women I met irl are now detransitioners... I know at least 5... from like 20 people that's a quarter... What causes this?
>>44053988ngmi unless you have a 75 Cadillac Fleetwood
>>44054017george lucas is that you?
>>44054002It's natural for the weaklings to get shaken out of the market when there's a big drop, and the past few years there has definitely been a big drop in trans support "You don't know who's swimming naked until the tide goes out" Warren Buffett
>>44054002trenders are real. they were just trenders
>>44054044One of them literally trooned for a decade and was so deep into it yet detransitioned... it was odd
>>44054017God the Fleetwood is so fucking cool.
>>44054069imagine pulling up to the lesbian function in one of these, mogging all of their cute little sedans
>>44054057>80%~ desistence ratethere's very few legit trannies.
>>44054079>sedansreal eurodykes drive tiny hatchbackst. tiny hatchback driver
>>44054089i wish i were a eurodyke...
>>44054089My life would be fixed with a Toyota MR2 S/C
>>44054089Can’t wait to sell my car and buy a Fiat Panda, tiny hatchbacks are where it’s at.
>>44054099call me crazay, but i still want a mkiii supra with a UZ swap. all black..... chrome......
>>44054130Forgot to attach an image…Wish I was cruising around the countryside in one of these bad boys right about now.
Cis f chasers, what would you do if your terminally malebrained tranner spent all her FFS money on a Lexus IS 350 F-SPORT?
>>44054136That's honestly a really awesome idea... I love the Supra MkIII, I know a guy who owns a stock white one and it's really nice... I am a sucker for the 4AG's sound and for mid engine cars tho...
>>44054151I once lectured my gf on a bunch of JDM cars...
>>44054151this is what the IS looks like now??? it looks like a prius
>>44053765this, im so fucking tired of it i roll my eyes and close the lesgen tab every time i read it atp
I wanna go fast!
canadian lesbians how can i summon thee.....
>>44054244Hello
>>44054267hi.... how can i find more lesbians irl? it feels nigh impossible
Putin's war has finally reached Moscowhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m7VLAumouHc
>>44054244does this work for european lesbians too or only canadians
>>44054300that's what i'm trying to figure out!!!!
>>44054151>doesn't come in manualI'd bully her relentlessly until she cried. The only reason not to get an EV is the joy of shifting tbdesu.
>>44054314the saddest part of driving a tiny hatchback with a lawnmower motor is having to shift into fifth to go above 70km/h desu
>>44054314But... but... paddle shifters
>>44054244hey i just got up
>>44054379gm!! i hope u slept well
>>44054298Based. Supply lines to Crimea are also increasingly looking like they're under consistent fire control at this point, as opposed to intermittent harassment. If the orcs there can be starved out and forced to flee across the bridge it'll be unfathomably humiliating lmao.>>44054339I think the saddest part is driving a tiny hatchback in the first place babe.>>44054343No.
>>44054388i did, how'd you sleep?
>>44054440i slept okay.. i only woke up because i lost feeling in my leg
>>44054453they should call this restless leg syndrome
>>44054474yeah, i'm restless because i don't have someone's leg touching mine....
>>44054437Corpo would you ever go on a summer getaway to Crimea? It’s supposed to be beautiful this time of year, if you don’t mind the explosions, rolling blackouts, and food/oil/water shortages.
Cis f chasers, what would you do if your terminally malebrained tranner spent her FFS money and went an additional 50k in debt for a Cadillac CT5-V Blackwing (full-size RWD sedan with a supercharged V8 and 6-speed manual transmission)?
>>44054484hmm same same
>>44054437>I think the saddest part is driving a tiny hatchback in the first place babe.you gotta make sacrifices when you're doing environmentalism on a budget
hey
increasingly proud of late that i'm nonop 4 lyfe
