sunspots editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uyQuaMv0iUQOTT: do you notice people acting weirder than usual when there's heightened solar activity or full moons?prev: >>44072903
stealing the cat post~
science is some gay bullshit
>>44081709fucking money ticket rt
>>44081713cute what's their names
>>44081727moonlily and sundrop
>>44081727alex and mikey!they r best friend
>most annoying poster in the thread makes ai slop
>>44081797are you at all surprised?
what should I make my new website? A forum, image upload, idk.
>>44081787i LITERALLY look like this
>>44081808not even a smidge
>>44081828its joever
>>44081787this is uglier than
nay I shan't say it
say it
Aight, we make manmoders.com a phpBB
today my wife wanted a frozen drink, because it is summer. i know what you are thinking, haha fat american, but actually she is canadian and therefore not fat. i got one for her, and she enjoyed it.
every time i notice the time is 11:11 i wish to pass. it still hasn’t worked
we could do Flarum once 2.0 releases.
canadians are also fat, among other things
canada is a place in america
"we" are not doing anything you nasty diseased freak
"wii" would like to play
>>44081953I have no diseases except autism.
we are annexing you canada
we're balkanizing the US and letting canada have all the faggot states up north
>>44082034good
viva cascadia
i'm bout to air this bitch out
canadians?
I'm about to air out my balls
chippped a mug and got glass in my finger award
am I a slut for getting an std?
>>44082258chipped a mug and got glass in my fingerpull out the shard but the pain will lingereverything I touch I ruin or breakhow much more of this can I take
>>44082268you're a slut for shagging around not for getting an sti
>>44082258one time i dropped a mug and one of its shards cut my stomach
>>44082275
>>44082300critical fail
happy birthday
no one has known/remembered when my birthday is or cared in years>>44081689unironically yes, I am superstitious as fuck - I mean we're just sacks of dirt and metal in water like how could we not be impacted even in some subtle net way by the relative alignment and activity of local astronomical bodies especially when there's like a CME (which there was not this time but still) plus I swear the internet itself just FEELS weird sometimes when these things happen
im honestly considering having sex with my wife tonight
>>44082956get in line pal
I'm honestly considering sitting here drinking more beer and scratching my estrogenized galls they have like this tangy scent especially right in the corners of the thighs totally different from the old testosterone stank
it makes sense as to why you do not have a wife
no matter how dark the day is, I know that I can come here and see someone waaaaay worse off than me lol
ain't that the truth
>>44081709Make it your blusky handle
just me and soft denchi tonight
just me and my body pillow and leg cramps tonight
stay hydrated sis
I'm drinking so much water I'm peeing every hour it just happens every once in s whileI've got it bad in my arms and tits and back this time too and it was fucking burning in my shoulders this morning
>>44083491Drinking more water is going to make it worse. You need potassium retard.
:( hope you feel better
Lmao I have a video call with doctor tomorrow morning. Gotta tell him I got the clap LMAO.
it always clears up in a week or two I'll be fine
>>44083519I won’t. I probably have to abstain from sex for a month but that’s not hard anyway.
hello /mmg/everything is about me now please pay attention
hi i hate you
good morning, fellersandy here, reminding you to eat your wheaties before a hard day's work at the jobsitei love you, champ
hi i hate you too
I need to survive until FFS somehow
>>44083570I don't hate you :(
i have had gay sex with a man and im on estrogen. will women still date me
oh gosh i also dont eat meag
universal love. transcendent joy. peace love unity respect. except for (you), (you) can go fuck (you)rself
My shallow ass has been ignoring so many people on grindr. I'm worrying about being seen by one of them out and about.
i have been, it’s fine. nobody cares. this was when i was attractive now my teeth are yellow so it doesnt matter and im fat my hair is awful and im ugly
mastectomy
Lmao I’m a fucking slut lol. When the doctor asked how many partners I had in the last 6 months I was embarrassed…They got me on antibiotics for the chlamydia and then also going to get PrEP
im just like a guy thats a man
forever stuck being the rapist gender
but women can rape too
but moid is the rape gender v.v
I’m a man with boobs
>>44084797https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VTBMznLrWs
i'm a woman with muscles
istg, i never had b/o before start hrt -_-
>>44084848same. i wish i had someone to smell me after working out
holy shit the admins kept the flags guys.the admins love queer people
oh no
now that pride month is over i'm not bisexual anymore
i hate bisexuals for choosing foids over me
dude dont call them foids bro. im sorry youre right it’s juat that im intensely jealous of and intimidated by them and i cant process my emotions properly despite being an adult bc my gender dysphoria left me developmentally retarded
>>44084879theyll change later, it's dinner time in israel rn
Also im a freakin meninist KEK. fuck anita sarkeesian /b/ros
genuinely kill all men
im like if a teenage incel and a transgender woman inhabited the same body but secretly both had the soul of a femcel neet so actually my two souls are doing yuri while their outward use of emotion (in my body btw) is one of hate which comes out corporeally as a transcel neet
i'm like if a guy was a man
involuntarily volcel. also kill all men
same
Manager mode general because i just got promoted
managers are cops, kill yourself
>>44084954i joined gamergate on the side of zoe quinn
managers are important for keeping workplaces organized and productive, congratulate yourself
>>44085052who is zoe quinn?
>>44085071indie game developer who got favorable reviews for her games through a friendship network of game journalists and maybe cheated on her bfim so old
im getting Prep but they only give it to you if youre having tons of unprotected sex but im not having any sex until i get prep so i feel like im in catch 22 unless i lie and say i been getting plapped on the regular but i haven't had sex since before hrt
you have to tell the truth, they use a lie detector and if it shows you're lying they make fun of you for not getting laid and they're really mean about it
now that I'm getting PrEP should I let myself get raw dogged?
>>44085148〜(><)〜 STOPPPP
>>44085160no you should be chaste but on prep
fleg
i was too scared to go on 420chan when i was a kid because ithought it was illegal and about drugs
i went on 420chan but not until it was already basically abandoned
I used to love 420chan, but didn't they get busted with a secret pedo board?
>>44085071ligma
marie really married hank a fat hairy bald manlet lol it's realistic because straight women have no standards
I just feel sorry for straight women
is the mtftm epidemic some sort of social contagion or smth
>>44085611yes and I can trace the exact source
I skipped tft and just went directly mm it's hklm the sleeper metaman I miss frozen throne maybe I should replay warcraft idk I'm not sure what to play till palworld comes out or maybe it's time to try stellaris again or pick up some more old rpgs or finally actually get back into warframe
>>44085611every anglophone country building their very own kill-all trans-women 3000 machine and you're surprised people are going back to the closet?
>teenage retiree>aaron paul being in his 40s
>>44085649qrd?
>>44085662nothing but coal
this bitch did not just call warcraft coal
>>44085649I look like this
>>44085410they finally got busted or was this a while ago?
>>44085913no you don't
>>44085913fuck you
>>44085960Invitation?
"butch" is genuinely a woke way of saying ywnbaw
>>44086380massive cope
>>44086389?its true
>>44085585my mom did the same thing <3
no t hefabs being gendered correctly while im getting called butch wearing a dress fuck pride
el camino is so pointless
>wearing a dress as a butch
people really going to business school LMAOO
>>44086776I'm not a butch you fucking rapist
1 hour til i can go get razor blades
>>44086834cut a pentagram on your thigh
>>44086801Aggressive like one
>>44086858u lowk racist
IwnbawI’m malesoulmoder
>soul
norwegian people are ugly asf like damn why do they all look inbred
Im wearing a bra for the first time under my man clothes because they are poking out but now the hospital wants me to strip
wdym first time
>>44087007Im only 10 months hrt
>>44086903Curb stomps u
>>44087014laugh at this user
>>44087014baby trans general
>>44087199WHERE AM I SUPOSE TO GO? I manmode 90% of the time
>girlmodes 10% of time
is mtfg just not good enough for these people
>>44087087damn
i don't even manmode desu leave her alone
>>44087215>>44087295kys fakers
>>44087087bpd moment
>>44087314why u gotta be so rude I don't have friends
>>44087314transition already, faker
>>44087295fuck off then this is mmg
>>44087337and youre ugly so
Ok so i didnt have to strip but my bra might show up in the scan
its a good day to do what has to be done by me
it's good day to
my laser place wants me to book another package soooooo bad
>>44087978do you actually need more? I'm 99% certain I've hit the limits on what laser can do for me and I've got a handful of annoying little white hairs I just need to get electro'd
they want me to book for another area. but also i don’t think it’s working very well, maybe my hair was too light or maybe i’m crazy, but 4 sessions in and i don’t really notice any tactile difference
>>440880904 sessions isn't much and you'll probably need more unless you're really lucky, but yeah laser-electro techs will push for more sales no matter what. i think they get paid commission lmao
love is fake and gay
i did a bunch of laser everywherre. my nether regions, my chest and belly, my face, tried my legs but they didnt even bother after the patch test. maybe that was the only honest place because literally none of the places worked
>>44088487yeah, i know i need more, i’m booked for 10 sessions. i guess i just expected a more notable lack of stubble by this point
i just saw NTBTSTM it was good id already saw it but i nearly died it was so hot in the theatre. It was packed but going places alone makes me so anxious i hate it im not built for this moder life, manmoding also makes me not want to talk to ppl and withdraw socially bcos i feel like a weird leper whos presence creeps people out.
>>44088664stop
PENIS
AI is the Antichrist; death to the U.S.'s policies, death to arrogance. Death to the Shah. Death to Israel. Death to the U.S. imperialists.
okay methy
xe's not wrong
31yo 11 months EV and Cypro am I NGMI or will lip filler unfuck my shit up?
Death to traffic!>>44088966when something frustrates us and we have no control over it, this is what we say
>>44089053I think you have a decent chance, unlike me, you seem to get real sleep
>Everything you considered a product, has now become a service.stay awake to the ways of the world cuz shit is deep
anxiety, despair, and lashing out are the natural human reactions to this hellscape and I am increasingly convinced that there is a fine and hazy, perhaps intangible, line between things like working on your mental health and medicating in a way that makes you a beneficial and happy person for yourself and the real people in your life vs simply pacifying yourself into more effective consumer-product cattle
>>44088791i saw it for the first time tonight and they gave out posters and i have a poster of the film now :) although it was a film about straight men by straight men with zero significant female characters and where female attention is a major drive of the protagonists so yknow iwnbaw
>>44089053i look like this but wasian
we are going to live in a prison where the walls are monitored by drones. every square inch of land on earth will be part of one dictatorship or another. you will not be allowed to approach the walls or AI cameras will autonomously act to summon drones to automatically gun you down. voting will be mandatory. the candidates will be pre-selected. the information you receive about them will be tightly controlled. criticism against candidates can come with legal consequences and job loss
Christian evangelicals and Zionist Jews will work together to perform a ritual involving animal sacrifice in an attempt to bring about the anti-Christ, Christ and the end times. this will become a self-fulfilling prophecy, as once they perform the ritual, the search will begin. the leader they select as Christ will also act as anti-Christ. zero and negative zero are the same number. world war will ensue 2027-2030
>>44089053mogs me
>>44089168damn i saw ppl with posters but thought they bought them. the thought that you might have witnessed me makes me want to puke
i mode.
2030 you will be raped to death by Israeli dogs while they're fucking your kids. and you will be happy
The subject of my talk to you is the overwhelming control of capital and its effect on the ongoing war between us.I direct my talk specifically to those who support real change,especially the youth.Palestine shall not be seen captive for we will try to break itsshackles.Peace be upon those who follow the righteous track.
>>44089053yuck
just kill all men
>>44089053still not uglier than chudette
ryan gosling is my mtftm repsona
zomg yay I haz a fanclub!!1
im gunna sing teh d00m song nao~ :3
*holds up spork*
>>44089374i look like this
>>44089458kill all rich men and then keep the ones with juicy penises as secretaries
how do I cope with being a man moder, never being able to pass, but still being very clockable as trans?
my brother wants me to cook for him
>>44089672He wants to have sex either you. Knock em dead champ.
FUCK YOUR BROTHER, ANON!
>>44089731>>44089747what no. his birthday is on friday it’s much pressure what do men like to eat
moder bussy
>>44089764GIRLCOCK
oh i'm just a silly girl teehee! i don't know what MEN like to eat!
feigned helplessness is a sign of bpd
you hear that, brotherfucker anon? you have bipolar disorder
I'm fighting against my own learned helplessness tooth and nail every day and trying to feign confidence instead because I have cool person trans sexual disorder
sister's gock
i have gay retard trans sexual disorder
why are you all so mean to me
who's being mean?
25 moders in my server, yessir i gots to get laid
>>44089937You just know it stank in there
>>44089937i fucked them btw
>>44089937post the link
>>44089976>>44089977>>44089980it's a meme you queersi'm referencing a famous southern hip hop line '25 lighters'clearly yall dont know ball
>>44090152It's a meme you dip!
>>44090152shut up nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7MBGpZK9wg
i finally bought this yallhopefully i might have some time to rearrange my lab this weekend
>>44090286same as garbage
Going to commit to growing my hair out to conceal my chud jawline >>44089172Are you single?>>44089247>>44089608Let’s see
>>44090296it's literally a $3 dollar mousepad so what?
>>44090307another jewish teenager? delete this before chuddy sees it
>>44090322>$3stop being poor
>>44090307how serious is salad punctuality to you on a scale of 1 to 10
>>44090286Moidroom
>>44090340I’m born in 1995 and Norwegian>>44090364How much does the narwhale bacon at midnight
it's chudd
>>44090392>Norwegianis that why you look inbred? fucked.
>>44090350'by the sweat of your brow, you will eat your bread'i do alright for myself, certainly not complainingim happy with my $3 mousepad>>44090369yes
i repressed and now im a manmoder at 26, now i cant be a girl. 5'11. built like a fridge innit'. atleast im on diy hrt now, 6mg/7days on meownday. ill never be a girl
leaving the office at 8 pm to get home at 9pm again award
had to do cpr on a gay guy today while his boyfriend? was yelling at me. lowkirk thought about letting that fag die but I'm a good gp and also didn't want to lose my license :3
i wish i were a cute twinkhon
did he swallow too much seemen
>>44090463and to think a moder has power over the life or death of othersthat's creepy af
>>44090409What do u look like
dammit, I'm fucking a vampire because of the doxycycline. I can't go out during the day for an entire week. I have to wear long sleeves clothes if I do and basically just run inside. I'll need to wear long sleeves clothes to work, wear gloves while driving, wear a hat and put on sun screen. LMAO.
>>44090548Correction: I am not fucking a a vampire, I am a fucking vampire.The dick was not worth it...
just put on sunscreen which you should be doing anyway? you are a man
i am a bisexual loser tranny
The sky is so beautiful. I love watching clouds drift along the orange sunset. A year ago I wouldn't have appreciated this.
>>44090604HRT made me pale af, it's very sad. I usually stay in doors during the day anyway. I mean I don't need sunscreen if I'm just quickly driving in the car to work.
tanned af awardlooking vaguely ethnic award
do you think people see my mreasts
HI IM MR BREASTS AND TODAY WE'RE LOCKING 12 MANMODERS IN A NUCLEAR BUNKER AND THEY CAN ONLY LEAVE WHEN THEY ALL GIRLMODE TOGETHER
>>44090307quintessential Gen Z
i guess i'm still bisexual as long as the flags are active
i have AGAMP and AAP
dull domestication
save the dolls
did you all hear about it lol
about what
gay sex
sloppy toppy for $5
i have got to kill myself
bye
Save the action figures
>butch x femme>top x bottom>dom x subgay "people" just keep reinventing heterosexuality over and over
well someone's gotta do the fucking
after taking my measurements, it turns out im a bra size 34b
you looked so fine today I came so close to just saying it.
please stop
air drying my hair after the pool randomly left me with 3 insanely tight curls
how tight is your ass hole in comparison
i havent been to the pool in yearsi will never go to the pool ever again
please answer my question about your ass hole when you have the time
Hey! I'm so glad you reached out. I'm actually at capacity / helping someone else who's in crisis / dealing with some personal stuff right now, and I don't think I can hold appropriate space for you. Could we connect [later date or time] instead / Do you have someone else you could reach out to?
rage
im a boymoder about to turn 23 (started hrt at 19). when do i oficially graduate to manmoder
never
>>44091709when you go past the point where you're realistically never ever going to girlmode
am i still bisexual or not?
>>44091734lol>>44091746i girlmode sometimes already but i feel like people are always staring, so i usually just stick to hoodys
no more bisexuality
no i appear to still be bisexual
>>44091800girlmode more
im like a thats a
i smell like wet fox
i smell like dove men +care 72H Protection Extra Fresh
i smell like hellla BO cuz i done moved all my erthly possesions into a new place in 108 dergree wether today
uh oh stinky
the people some of you want to fuck make me hurl
actually it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at alli'm glad i'm not like the people who've never loved and been loved
>>44092198ikr men are super gross
thuggin in the field by my lone
who they want to fuck? i want in.
>>44090753that's what they call me at work
a man can really set up here, get himself comfortable. i like that. how are my tasty transsexuals
u say dere aint no use in trooninan tis all a wasta timean u wanna throw ur life awaywell peepa das jus finego head on an geddit ova wid denfind u a bridge an take a jumpjus make shore u geddit rite de first timeaint nuttin worse than a troonin-out chump
wanna detranstion but don't wanna be bald or feel sexual feelings ever again. what should I do?
weed
I already smoke alot of weed.
then detransition i guess
when i thought i went hard bc i was a moder but really the whole time i was just a faggy theymab
I miss falling asleep on the phone
thinking about the midshit transbian life i missed out on and how i’ll never recover and how it’s all my fault and how i hate my body and im getting older and my body is getting worse and the hope is all gone
i have nothing
my only friends are my flowers and i paid for them :/
flowers are good friends to have. don't overlook little things you already have in the search for something grand
>>44093366>discord
i look like a man
gave a cowkini suckjob earlier
i love being a bisexual loser tranny>>44093850slay slut
>>44093788it’s a modercord screenshot
cowkini stretched across an emaciated barrel chested skeleton
>>44093788
>>44094038my bmi is 31
>>44094046>bpd
>>44094074nta, why can't someone just be greatful for all the time spent with someone? is this bdp now?
maybe they want a refund
>>44090307are uou a mtftmtf??? you will prob pass cis poon
>>44094132>greatful>bdp
>>44094062height??
>>440941636'7"
>>44090392how tall are you ? im already seething
holy cow
>>44094074
>guy starts flirting with me>mad uncomfortable but pretend I'm listening >he touches my thigh>lie and say I have a bf out reflex>he gets up with out saying a word and leaveswhat can I say other than I fucking hate men
>>44094074>bpd>in the tranny threadfork found in kitchen
>>44090307>Let’s seei don't take pics, i would rather not become a lolcow >190cm, swimmers build, 20 inch bideltoid, tiny hips, huge feet >yet my face and head are still my worst features
should I just kill myself
i have an awful hon body and im fat
>>44094614Never kill yourself
>>44094710already lost the love of my life I'll never meet someone exactly like her again and I hate when things change but hey who knows what's next you're right
>>44094821I lost them too. I never thought I'd find someone else before that, but sometimes miracles happen. We're gonna make it.
>>44094710i will die unloved and alone
>>44094821how'd you lose her
>>44094885You will not
>>44094710what a malebrained post
I'm only into trans women for their large throbbing cocks
>>44094848I want to believe you
>>44095041my boyclitty is small and can't get hard
>>44095053It's hard to believe that nice things could just happen, but they can. Be receptive to love and it will find you.
My moding tiddies are fucking soppin 2day, whew nelly! I need a mint julip stat!
oh we're nearing the end, maybe todays the day i post the modecones
mine shrank about an inch and soft its kinda small too like 2.7in
>>44094821i thought my first ex was the love of my life, then i thought my next ex was the love of my life. maybe i was wrong twice and the true LOML is still out there. maybe it’s the same for you
>>44095602cool
>>44095679Nta, but I hope that's true for all of us. For me the biggest hurdle is wanting to give people a chance. If I don't feel something immediately then I don't pursue.
I like to do trial periods and talking before letting the walls down, usually lasting more than a few months if im going to expose the ol heart strings like dat
new >>44095888
>>44094821it happens, you get over it