Qott, Will you stay for your tranny when it goes bald?
With proper treatment that shouldn't happen.
Minoxidil and/or wigs. Ezpz. It should be more common for trannies to wear wigs anyways
It's so weird when you recognize someone from the board in another place like twitch
>>44083091who
>it</3
>>44083066>Qott, Will you stay for your tranny when it goes bald?We'll both get hair systems together
>>44083094I'm not gonna expose anyone
>>44083066hairf1ap5teris that real or ai
>>44083066Everyone ages eventually I would stay
>>44083111you are souled
988's incompetence is actually making me kinda want to stay. The fact that a line to prevent suicide is being as useless as it is for me tonight is kinda hilarious.
Why would I go bald I produce zero testosterone
>>44083109so romantic
>>44083091was it in chat or like she was the streamer
>>44083094>>44083111>>44083140ill come clean, it was me. i do twitch streams under the name "finnster"
>>44083140she was streaming. and that exact thing has happened a few times now. I like browsing random streamers almost everyday during lunch and later at night if I'm bored
>>44083146what do you stream
>>44083153my money is on marcy r or violet or jade or someonebut also mums the word
I'm eating beans
everyone lies to me about how i look. it doesnt work tho and im still going to kill myself lol get fucked retard
for better or for worse this is what life is all about
why is my jaw so huge and sharp. i need to get fatter i think
my new clothes arrived and they look bad, but everything looks bad on me so its ok
>>44083066I got a belt and tree chosen for when my hair goes.
>>44083066>a pornographer with fake bangs>rare highly unfortunate female pattern baldness>a cis man's combover at the barbershop>some minor thinning that hrt will easily fixHoly reach
>>44083066Will she stay if my chaser hair stack stops working is a better real question She says she's fine with bald guys but who knows in practice Saving up for my gender affirming care emergency Turkiye fund
>>44082560Have you seen the babushka kirkification tiktoks? Peak humor
Can you guys start posting again, I'm bored
i ate some mushrooms and did a bump of coke and took some anti anxiety pill i think a klonopin.i feel good spent the night with a guy that has literally killed so many people lol he keeps me very safe though we appreciate each other.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcf9W9rcJM0
>>44083492What?? Why did he kill people that sounds insane hersheyguystare.ogg
>>44083492is that a secret of his or does he just share it openly
Dreamed about someone I like for the first timeHmm...
should I watch the devil wears prada 2 or obsession first
>>44083518devil wears prada 2
so my killer bf guy he does trt like normal man trt and i do hrt.. and we like eachother..oh and a really passing ftm checked on me earlier tonight he was very cool and just making sure i was safe.and a butch lesbian girl gave me 50 bucks earlier today. :) >>44083507cause he's a devildog USMC and has killed at least 50+ people like popping heads and exploding necks type shit he keeps me safe... and he takes care of me so... i have a serial killer boyfriend lolhe takes me shooting and hunting and we throw knives and axes at shit and explode shit.. its good times.. i can shoot rifles very good B) we set up glowsticks and snipe the glowsticks.. its great.
>>44083520Ok starting now. I love the first one. I was waiting to buy a blu ray copy but my brother downloaded it to plex
>>44083514>>44083507so there is a homeless serial killer that's like exactly how it sounds also. and we both hate eachother.. so idk
I think tonight I will jerk off to twinks with tiny smooth uncut weiners
>>44083544im probably gonna rub one out to a tied up girl getting fucked in the assi have to talk to attorneys later today..
>>44083544that's literally me lol
>>44083567Girltwinks with tiny smooth uncut weiners <3
hmm. i think tomorrow night im just gonna eat mushrooms again.. i really like these low dose shrooms.. 1-1.5 gram is great... feels comfy and everything looks pretty and i just like the way it feels..it doesn't do anything sexual for me like some fire coke does, but whatever.. its nice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcf9W9rcJM0
>>44083066honouring the end of pride month i realized i am probably aroace or at least too autistic to have ever felt romantic love and i really hurt someone that really loved me that i really care about and i feel really badlowkey killing myself if i ever find out i was wrong and i hurt him for nothing
the jacket i bought is too big ;-; ig xl here is bigger than xl in america
>>44083590Have you tried portabella
>>44083607Explain?
>TürkiyeAre people unironically using this spelling or is this like how leftist wypipo suddenly develop the zestiest performative accents when they come to a Spanish personal or place name in a sentence?
>>44083066this is diffuse thinning and is probably due to poor health/stress/vitamin or mineral deficiencies
>>44083624generally no, i dont like mushrooms.. it feels wrong to eat them.. unless they're psychedelic.. and even then it feels wrong to eat them, but it feels great in the brain..i have no problem eating psilocybin mushrooms or lions mane or horse paste .. but idk>>44083607dont worry about it https://youtu.be/0XXMYzbKgW0?si=ONDTCWzfRjX5B7Gw
>>44083639I'll beat your ass pussy boy
>>44083642im stronger and cleverer and taller and handsomer than you just so u know
>>44083648Nta but you come across as a himbo
>>44083648I'll cave in your chest and beat your ass up into a pulp then take your girl lil bro i don't play around, don't talk all that shit lil bro im gonna make you regret it
>>44083651im a strong clever tall and handsome himbo in that case nodding emoji
>>44083653
>>44083653can you do thag to me instead
>>44083641sorry but mushroom Good...Tasty and packed with nutrients
>>44083654Well, I like you the way you are so it’s not meant as an insult really. You and Sobe seem like a good fit for each other as she is a bit of dour pseud and you’re a fruity doofus so you guys have complementary tisms.
i gotta go to bed i have to talk to lawyers in some hours.. gaaaaaaaaay goodnight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q22BmqDjdus>>44083661oh i know they are. im just retarded and picky about some things..goodnight
>>44083651I say this all the time
>>44083653the gay men taking estrogen here are straighter than you
>>44083667gn and good luck with the lawyers sleep well
>>44083669Can you remind which one you are?
>>44083673I don't know how to answer this
>>44083677What is your thing around here? Like your gimmick
>>44083688oh I'm asexual and don't have anywhere else to talk so I come here
ginger bug isn't ready yet ..maybe tomorrow
https://discord.gg/5VDuENGTgBJOIN SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!well probably do something sometime......................................... at some point..............
ugh watching obsession is giving me extreme anxiety
Good morning, it should now be safe to say americans are mentally ill, correct?For how many hours did that dude post about black penises yesterday
>>44083741And yet here you are bringing it up
this movie is fucking intense holy
i hate traditional gender roles and am working constantly to liberate myself and the people I interact with from them but i also want the kind of love in a malice mizer song which does seem kind of predicated on all that. maybe I can have it both maybe I just need to get woker
>>44083072>just get a hairflap they said
>>44083741first time? you get used to it. that's most nights in here. just enjoy euro hours while you can and try and let your eyes glaze over a little when they show up
vro that scene where Nikki is watching the guy sleep scared the hell out of me
>Will you stay for your tranny when it goes bald?I'll go with her to Turkey
>>44083849Türkiye* >>44083638
i have to pee what do i do what do i do help help help
>>44083876kitchen sink
>>44083876Breathe in, breathe out, relax your insides, let it flow.
>>44083861TurkeyHollandCzech Republic
>vrohow old are you
>>44083884thats gross!>>44083889ok doing this thank you :)
>>44083919pee is sterile. and these Dr pepper tic tacs are really good
>>44083876https://voca.ro/1VP8xxehPicj
buh
>>44083638my first AAs came from Türkiye so I feel a patriotic duty to spell it right
>>44083931Katherine, my dear
>>44083951>AAsAuto Anal stimulus
should I get fruit or cinnamon tic-tacs tomorrow
GOOOD MORRNIINGGG VIEEETNAAAM(chasergen)
>>44083922ive never had those but i dont usually like tic tacs>>44083925cool shit
we still have our flags :3
Grok, take the flags away from these fags
goob morn
>>44083922it's not sterile>>44083861you mean turqia
>>44083979>shitSigh
>>44083957cinnamon >>44083960goooooood morning cibi>>44083980yay
Gonna wipe my ass with this fag's flag >>44084010
>>44083980I don’t want the flags to ever go.
>>44084006cool pee
>>44083979I expected them to suck but they are actually nice. They aren't good if you are expecting something minty though. I like the normal mint ones and the fruit ones, usually I switch it up. Do you like any type of mints or gum?>>44084005yeah I know I'm just doing a meme and playing along>>44084010Ok I'm getting cinnamon tomorrow those are pretty nice
say goob morn to me
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>>44084047these are good af but i havent found them yet in any stores around here ;-;>>44084057gooborning>>44084059ill die if this doesnt happen to me right now
>>44084059Her ass is going to be sore tomorrow
>>44084059i wish i had a body like that
how is it that i get stuck with the worst body ive ever seen. why doesnit have to be me
>>44084140Just go on a diet
>>44084153im not able to lose weight and it wouldnt help anyway
im gonna stop eating
>>44084158Post the stummy
>>44084163no
>>44084165Please it's cute
>>44084170i should delete all those pictures, they make me look like im not ugly and im tired of people thinking that
One ugly Stu wife
>>44084192do you like weird looking men
diet and exercise could probably help me a little bit but it would be so much time and effort with such little benefit that its not worth it
>>44084002Good morning
>>44084204ok
>>44084109>ill die if this doesnt happen to me right nowlol I wonder what you would do if it did
>>44084197You're a lot of things, but you're no man. I like you and your smile
I'm Sick Like Dog Kill Me Kill Me Kill Me
>>44084213i dont know what i would do...>>44084226i look nothing like my pictures tho. i look like a man irl so youre not really attracted to me
>>44084238I hope you’d enjoy it but I’m not sure
>>44084235ur constantly sick>>44084247i would enjoy it if a man was actually attracted to me
>>44084255A man finding you attractive is the easiest part of the whole situationMuch more complex is breaking the ice, getting to know each other, and so forth
>>44084255In fairness it used to be because I was heavily addicted to drugs now it's just because I take diet pills. that's growth! god id love to do drugs right now I'm gonna go through an airport sober I haven't done that since I was twelve. i mean I'm gonna have a Modelo and maybe a glass of wine but that's it
>>44084268La Roux New Album September 7 and she's really hot now
>>44084271Femdom coded image
scary weather. dog also scared
>>44084275every time you say this it's just a woman who is a visible dyke you gotta go see an analyst or something
>>44084238>not really attracted to meI still can love you so much, because you're retarded and needy like a girl. You're my special needy cuddle bug
>>44084288I'm not saying transition is a choice but if you want to date lesbians you don't have very many good options right. i mean whatever dykes date men all the time I'm woke but it's usually gay guys for obvious reasons
>>44084287Poor puppy. I also feel bad for the dog.
>>44084288I need to be femdommed by a masculine woman with short hair
>>44084262>A man finding you attractive is the easiest part of the whole situationi already told you im ugly>>44084268where are u going>>44084292ig u could close ur eyes or smth
Killing stu and eating his poop tasty style
Any puppygirl to bark for me on discord?
>>44084304you're like a dog chasing cars you wouldn't know what to do if you even got what you want>>44084321Tel Aviv
>>44084321Uhh I don’t care what you tell me you’ve told me that for years and you’ve always been wrong about it. Just because I’m not interested doesn’t mean no guys are. There’s at least 20 guys here who fantasize about you regularly.
like a bronya chasing hotdogs
>>44084324https://voca.ro/12L7yj7Z1NvC
Some chaser called me senpai so I'm going to lead him on until he blows up from being in the friendzone at which point ill say "dude chill out" "i just dont see you that way senpai"
>>44084337she's gonna say those men are gay like there are men here or anywhere who aren't
my older neighbor has started to say good morning miss to me every morning and leaving for work at the same time as me
Scottish Terrier
>>44084342TOMORROWit's going to be so bad they boil them and tell you to go round the corner for sauces and it's like one sachet of ketchup and one of vinegar. I'm not putting vinegar. it's in a park in the center of touristville so I guess that's how it is
>>44084346honestly valid crashout
>>44084343I'm glad you mention it at the end because that's what i was about to type, seems like you just caught a coldAlso you sound familiar, Shinzo Abe....Thanks for your audition. One day you'll make it
>>44084352the continent has no idea what’s about to happen to it
>>44084343if shinzo abe introduced puppy girls to japan he would have solved the birth rate crisis
>>44084348that's sweet I guess if it's work it makes sense you have similar schedules. these days everyone just wants to be around other people when they can right
>>44084357Now THIS is autism
>>44084365yeah it makes my mornings a little better
>>44084363Why do you think he got taken out
>>44084378holy shit
>>44084336That's good, I want the dyke femdom experience to be totally overwhelmingly and unexpected. That's just makes it more femdom.
>>44084383Always has been
>>44084357Worf worf
hey the flags are still here
>>44084358it's never been a great talent of mine it hindered me greatly on the transbian scene. You may know me from my stint as sōri daijin of the Japanese naikaku cabinet >>44084363Troubled by the ethical implications of this but if I speak on them further they'll silence me again>>44084360I'm actually not legally allowed to leave the island for this reason so please keep it maiq if you catch my drift
>>44084337no one who has seen me irl thinks im attractive
>>44084388How old are you?
>>44084399Stu outside of your grandmother and the store worker no one sees you irlBoth those people think you are cute
>>44084385i am troubled by your nature>>44084376that's a beautiful thing!
>>44084406no they dont!!!
>>44084404Yeah you are autistic, can't be a 27yo kawaii girl. That stops being a thing at like 23 max
fucking lock in
>>44084255You should sign up for that show, Love on the Spectrum.
Ich habe Stu einmal bei Aldi gesehen
Puppygirl means autistic agp fetishist male.
>>44084421i dont date the mentally deranged
>>44084424And you know why? Because you can't teach an old dog new tricks
>>44084408I am a well of chaos and disorder. I am unpredictable and violent. I am the storm, the earthquake, the volcano given human form. If only there was a lesbian and or mommy coded woman to put me in my place >_<
>>44084424
>>44084441Show me your sad puppy eyes
Today I shit my pants the first time in my adult life.>t. 31 year old chaser
>>44084426stfu maiq you old bald fat simp maggot
>>44083066God truly has forsaken trannies. I wouldn’t even date a man with hair like that.
>>44084456Listen it happens right the body is fallible up the fiber and keep it pushing
>>44084456You'll see the value of diaperst. 33 year old chaser
Where is penny? was she banned?
>>44084470my culture is not your costumet. ranny
>>44084456I’m sorry it’s off to the old folks home with you… we will still come visit every now and then
>>44084464>and keep it pushinglol
>>44084486Shut up and come change my diaper you old hag <3
>>44084489LMAO
>>44083492jealous need vet bf with extremely thick forearms and a thick cock
>>44084488If he’s going to the nursing home that means you’ll be roomies!
>>44084496I am a vietnam war veteran
>>44084426no you didnt
>>44084504is your cum just powdered dust puffs
>>44084483this kinda confirms that 'jeet is a janny
>>44084496I'm no veteran but I shit my pants today
>>44084426und was hat sie gemacht?
>>44084510Everytime i cum i see flashbacks of sweet vietnamese bussy
>>44084470i always want to be like listen i get that they're a big fetish thing here and obviously it's a little appropriative for chasers to wear them but like. there are very discreet options that are nothing like the pelvis-mounted mattresses you see on the board. none of us are getting younger and the digestive system is hit harder by this modern way of life than anything else. what's more humiliating wearing a diaper nobody else even knows about or shitting yourself in public. sometimes that's just how it goes! but there is no way to even talk about them without sounding like I'm typing with one hand... i just don't want people to let shame get in the way of like. something that could make their life easier. and isn't it better that we talk about it LOADS of people use them these days
>>44084502I’m sorry mister, I just work as a nursing assistant in the chaser nursing home, do you need me to get a bedpan for your father?
>>44084513Natürlich Nudeln kaufen.
>>44084518Ok Bronya
>>44084511get a grip you stupid slut why would she be a janny it's obvious she just spam reports anyone she doesn't like. i.e. everyone else in the gen. what's the expression if you hear hooves think horses not zebras
test
>>44084531And I'm wearing one right now. and you know what thank god for that these jabs are killing me. i can't wait to lower the dose
pls tell me if i look like an idiot wearing thishttps://litter.catbox.moe/s17sfuhwk6d7erh2.jpeghttps://litter.catbox.moe/l2tbvm7u83119322.jpeg
>>44084539osterone
>>44084464I think the spinach I ate last night went bad. Almost shit my pants a second time at work too but I held it together
>>44084539aiyoh what a hassle.... its such a pain to use this site these days
>>44084546im thinking of using the gel again it's a lot of fun but it does really work>>44084548expired greens can really fuck you up make sure you get lots of fluids...
>>44084536Idk if those are sad but they are pretty and cute nose to sniff things with
>>44084519Ha Ha that’s a good story grand…uhhhhh…ma, now let’s get you back to bed
>>44084545I need more angles. Do a spin
>>44084536Woah
>>44084562Sir it’s gocking hours please give the residents some privacy
>>44084577An old lady like you, I don’t even wanna know if it still works
>>44084509I think you’ll find the proof right here >>44084524
>>44084545Do the lucky star dance so we know how it moves
>>44084611>post-srsBites lip unnf
Me and who>https://files.catbox.moe/6irn2n.webm
>>44084599We do two rotations a day, mornings we flip the residents over and start before a change of diaper and once more at night before performing oral hygiene. If you would like to make a complaint about our standard of care, please contact the management team.
>>44084620what flag is this? it looks like the argentinian flag on mobile lol
>>44084629that one is achillean. it's like sappho for boys
>>44084568>>44084612i cant handle looking at videos of myself>>44084602i did not buy pasta!!
>>44084636interesting
>>44084611how many years hrt?
>>44084643Well I guess you were stealing it then!
>>44084612t. Life defined by failing to learn the lucky star dance
>>44084636what a dumbass word that is. at least sapphic was a word actual people said before a bunch of losers started using it
>>44084611>I'm post-srsbased.
bronya do this one
>>44084638Oh how the chasers tune changed
chasers are cool cause we both like penis and can bond over that
>>44084680hot if 30+ yo
>>44084643im so sick of these bme passoids>>44084653its my great shame. is it not natural for the master to wish for their disciple to succeed where they failed>>44084650sappho was a hugely profilic ancient greek poet from lesbos who wrote a great number of love poems about women which survive only in fragments. considered one of the greatest poets of all time, she was hugely influential on poetry after her work was rediscovered in the romantic period, and a big influence on Tennyson. in the 19th century, she became strongly associated with the women's liberation and political lesbian movement. as this movement was co-opted into the mainstream, she became a general signifier for lesbianism more broadly. she's now considered a shorthand for lesbian desire, and homosexual women will describe themselves as "sapphics".
>>44084650You wash your hair with it
>>44083066>qottI’m not gonna bald, I have the most stupidly low and square hairline ever. It’s why I used to wear a fringe all the time and have bangs nowadays, it’s way too angular.Not joking, my hair if I get a buzzcut just naturally looks like this random pic I found online
>>44083066Nah
>>44084683Yours is so pretty
>>44084680that's a while. congrats>>44084693definitions of "sapphic" by the people who can themselves that always seem strangely centered on men
>>44084693what that mean
>>44084702thanks i guess
>>44084693what is the T flag, bronny?
>>44084666>666Very diabolical post but allow me to explain: If the girl already has srs when I meet her that is what I like. If the girl has a penis when I meet her that is what I like.
>>44084709Ahem, you’re supposed to say mine is handsome.
Okay, tranner gf might be a little too woke. Went to her place last night and without getting too into detail to drag here but this has been a rough patch for her and I'm trying to help and support as I can. Make it into her apartment and saw a new book on her couch, it was White Fragility. I mention she has a new book and she says she'll be teaching on it soon so, "her white students can clap back on any of their friends or family for being racist."I kinda hesitant but finally ask how she views me. I'm 50% white and a quarter of both Hispanic and Japanese, white passing just tan, I guess.She really tapdances around the question, she half answers something about my implicit privilege with being "white" and how it would be easier for me to land a job before proceeding to tell me how she walked up to her current job one day, couldn't find the manager, caught him the next day and got hired to a 23$/hr sauna job within a five minute conversation with the manager. Not an interview, mind you, just popped in while they were setting up.I could drag her here on some topics, but it wouldn't be fair to her or even relate to the issue at hand. I think the ideology split is a big enough issue that I might break things off. Like, I don't see anything long term being really possible, it's a outright miracle neither of us has mentioned Austin Metcalf or some similar case even once.
>>44084723i haven’t seen it tho
>>44084712Why did you change yours?
>>44084717Okay I guess that makes sense. I’m just basing my take on the chasers here around every time I’ve pitched I might get srs relatively soon and a bunch of them have told me not to
>>44084666Not really that nigga just sounds and looks like an indian begging for picsIt gives me the ick and i'm a dude, i can't imagine how disgusting and low value it seems like for a tranny
im at work, feeling an inexplicable angeri want to go sleep for a trillion years
>>44084732i’m a gay boymoder on estrogen
>>44084727>i'm not 30+ !!!YAWNTry again when you're at your peak. I'll wait
>>44084734You better not! I met you with a penis so you gotta keep it. The logic here is that you are perfect already. And the Nona with the pussy is also perfect.
>>44084740You’re a gay mousemoder on estrochedd as far as I can tell
>>44084749TRVKE
>>44084693my personal favourite by sappho is fragment 94>>44084664im gonna study it that's gonna be my goal im gonna do the lucky star dance. ai~mai~ 3cm! sorya puni>< tte koto kai? CHO>>44084655I just dont understand why they wouldn't choose the obvious comparison of the epic of gilgamesh. surely they could be enkidean or something. but obviously these things are all racialised and the akkadians are less whitewashed than the greeks>>44084703lesbianism writ large is deeply male-centered these days. i have less and less patience for dykes>>44084705I dont know dont get mad at me ill cry
>>44084746I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I think srs has so many advantages that I really don’t see the issue>self lubricating >outfits fit better>sex without having to prep>no more balls hence (hopefully) no more TI’m a bottom anyway so it’s not as if my cock is getting much use
>>44084712oh you mean this one? it's the labrys, a type of double-headed axe, also from ancient greece. it was a sacred symbol of minoan religion, from Crete. you know the minotaur? that's those guys. the flag represents radical lesbianism and these days is mostly used by terfs. the axe is intended to represent a butterfly and labia, and the inverted black triangle is a reference to the Holocaust, where it was used to indicated "asocials", which was usually how lesbians were persecuted, along with the Roma and those who were considered "work-shy". it's likely inspired by the use of the inverted pink triangle which was specifically used to indicate faggots in the camps, and then became a symbol of gay liberation. it's rare to see any of these symbols today they're broadly considered dated
>>44084734nta but IRL there are far more guys like me who go feral at the idea of feminizing a boymoder.i feel privileged for having been able to pick up my boymoder and help her become my quite passoid post op tranny wife.don't take this board too seriously. any bichud worth his salt has at least fantasized about boyremoving a tranny.
Hey bronya I'm still thinking about getting into touhou
>>44084756Clo, you can of course lose the balls. That’s fine. I don’t think there is a single chaser here not in favor of orchis, interestingly.
>>44084763fiona apple
>>44084762i see. thank you for teaching me.
>>44084763I’ll keep an eye out and my heart on my sleeve then >>44084769Okay, 90% of the reason I want srs is because I never want to have to give myself an enema before sex again
>>44084768well stop fuckin thinkin about it and do it already. you are all much more patient than i am i do not understand how people wring their hands over something for weeks and months just make it happen babe they're free! any of them works i think 7 was the one i played
>>44084762Shrunk down it just looks like the Faze logo
>>44084779I'm very busy bronny
>>44084778I’d be willing to help if it’s the hassle. I’m not at all grossed out by it (nor sexually into, I hasten to add). And if it’s the time, I kind of fantasize about turning prep gradually into foreplay, like we move past the enema part, and maybe shower together, and that turns into making out and so on.
>>44084776LMAO no that's what pride is all about right. i still laugh about how one time there was a political demonstration at a pride march over israeli ties so my gf at the time was flying the queer anarchist flag (pictured) and we kept getting these really sweet little kids coming up and being like hi im so sorry i dont want to be rude i was just wondering what identity your flag is for. they were very adorable the kids are gonna be just fine it was nice seeing how like they really want to learn more about how other people are living>>44084781faze clan have also faced persecution>>44084791everyone's busy! but some things can't wait. not all of us have the power to stop time in order to more easily evade spell cards
>>44084778>never want to have to give myself an enema before sex againnta but trannies and chasers seriously underappreciate this point.yeah, i had some discontent over my dick, but the fact that we can now just have sex because we want to without special procedures is an aspect of sexual health I wish I had known earlier and didn't believe the memes.
>>44084754i assume it came from tumblr people and tumblr people all think they know everything about greek mythology so thats where their word comes from. i hate them
>>44084794It’s less that I find it gross and more that I want to be able to have penetrative sex literally whenever without the guy having to put in a request followed by me disappearing for half an hour and then saying he’s got an 1-2 hour time period to be able to fuck me
>>44084778honestly i dont find doing it too troublesome personally but it does fuck up the microbiome big time. sucks. thats why i refuse to douche on political grounds>>44084810yeah its a little.... i cant say i have much love for the tumblr crowd
>>44084814Don’t disappear on me, like I said<3
my hunt for riolu continues
>>44084801Yeah, in truth I’m kind of indifferent about my dick. It doesn’t give me any real dysphoria unless I put on some tight jeans or something. But it just doesn’t benefit me in any way since I’m into men and don’t enjoy penetrating people>>44084803Too true -_->>44084817And that’s why I want to skip over fucking up my gut health and instead get invasive surgery with a 6-12 month healing time :D>>44084821If you want to join me in the shower and watch brown liquid come out of my ass for 10 minutes be my guest
>>44084828A kind of cheese
>>44084838LMAO
GOODNIGHT STUGOODNIGHT PICHUGOODNIGHT TANSYGOODNIGHT ASEXUAL ANONGOODNIGHT SONIAGOODNIGHT TENGAGOODNIGHT SOPHIAGOODNIGHT BRONWYNGOODNIGHT CLOSETGOODNIGHT EPICGOODNIGHT ANONYMOUSEGOODNIGHT >>44084769
>>44084844riolu is a pokemon, mr chasercat >>44084847shhh no yelling. good night leggy
>>44084847Niiiiiiiight <3
>>44084828good luck!!>>44084847GOODNIGHTGOODNIGHTGOODNIGHTGOODNIGHTGOODNIGHTi believe in you exodia i hope your sleep is restful
This nigga wants to help a tranny wash her insides. I can't anymore i don't know if you are sick fucks or just incredibly desperate
>>44084847Goodnight dr. Socks :)
>>44084838Think of it like this, you have been posting lately about how sex hasn’t been fulfilling lately, it’s one-sided, you’re getting nothing out of it. What I’m talking about is approaching it so that soul and body come back together, something about love and intimacy and deep connection beyond shame and insecurity, spiritfucking, commitmentfucking.
>>44084828shiny hunting?
>>44084861no just trying to find one with the not awful ability
>>44084854What is love if not joining your tranny in the shower and then playing the floor is lava with her liquified shit as she gives herself an enema <3 <3
>>44084873This bitch gets it
>>44084860Well yeah but I don’t see how srs would prevent me from being able to have deep intimacy with a partner. Personally I’d love foreplay in the shower just without having to make sure my diet that day is entirely fibre
Just keep your dick jeeeeez
>>44084892Thank you Morty, I’ll keep your take in mind
>>44084894Who the fuck is Morty?
flag???
If you’re really hot and passing you can get srs. If you’re a cutebclocky dork you gonna need to skip that because you’ll lose most of your value.
i don't think i necessarily mind having a dick(?) but i do really mind that it's not small and cute and feminine. just kind of out of place
>>44084903flag. u_u
>>44084909:DDDDflag!!!
>>44084903Hey Marie
not getting srs cause i want him to suck it
>>44084907Everywhere I go I feel like a 3 stooge walking around with a 2x4 this fuckin hog is UNWIELDY
>>44084918D R E A M G I R L
>>44084925lol
With some ”bi” trannies you can literally tell they’re transbians just by looking at their face. Why do so many bi twinkhons have the exact same face? There has to be a scientific answer.
>>44084847goodnight leg
>>44084907>(?)Makes it seem like you don’t know if what you have is a dick
>>44084916:0 henlo
Sanity has a very pretty penis
>>44084942what does a transbian face look like
>>44084967i want to kiss it
>>44084872which game? and which ability?
>>44084978black 2he can spawn with either steadfast which increases speed after he flinches (useless) or inner focus which prevents flinching
>>44084990ohhhh good pick i love gen 5 so much
>>44084990Rach hasn't even come to terms with black 1 and they already released black 2 baka
>>44084970Seems like quite a few are pretty
>>44084847goodnight sock
i went to the store and bought
Trannies with cute and small uncut clitties that don't get hard or cum <3
>>44084997LOL
i wish i had erectile dysfunction
>>44085014thats good good job thats what you're meant to do there
>>44084990which one do you want tho?
>>44085014Pasta
In a lot of text books characters within the story who read a lot are positively described and in a lot of graphic novels characters within the story who draw a lot are positively described. I'm not sure if the authors notice they're doing this.
>>44084847goodnight x o d uh :)
In a lot of porn, people who fuck a lot a shown in a favorable way.
>>44085016what if it dribbles a bit after climax?
>>44085025yayyy :D thank you for being supportive>>44085029i did
My bookie gave me 25 freerolls and i got 8.15€ out of it. I'm very happy right now this was totally unexpected
In a lot of the minions, banana are shown in a favorable way.
>>44084904My tranny value has never been high to begin with. Give me the scalpel doctor
i wish i was in a lot of the minions
>>44085027inner focus
who remembers when we had to hide unsee.cc links as watermarks over the background of landscape images to get away with posting pictures
>>44085097Now all counts as cam whoring, only the ai piss filter can save us. Sharing pics one small town’s water supply at a time
>>44085097You never had to do that. You could just not post images when the current regime doesn't want you to.
>>44085066Who told you that you have low tranny value?
>>44085111i had to do that to feed my family. do you want my sons to starve?
>>44085121I’m a boymoder, the lowest of the low
>>44085111wrecker spotted
>>44085122Your sons are plenty capable of feeding themselves. You've been coddling them in your nest too long and you have to let them soar.
should i get a tattoo? where should i get it?
>>44085141Directly on your forehead in bright red ink the words ‘I am the best’It’ll work as subliminal messaging, everyone will start thinking you’re the best but won’t be able to know why
>>44085126In this house, LOVESthecloset is a hero!
>>44085150do you have any real suggestions too?
>>44085151I’m a false idol, your worship will only lead to destruction
>>44085126if i weren't married, i'd hit on you.feminizing a boymoder all the way to srs and molding her into my wife is what every serious chasers aspires to get.get to socializing as a flaming faggot IRL, nona. you won't progress if you stay indoors rotting.
>>44085157Oh okay nevermind then
>>44085154Personally I want to get a sleeve tattoo on one arm at some point and maybe a tramp stamp. Beyond that I’m not big on tattoos. I think a tattoo needs to be meaningful to you personally and a design that you’ll be able to love permanently.The best advice I’ve heard is to find a design you want, and then not get it tattooed on you for 3 months and see if you still want it
sexual purity
>>44085172that’s really helpful thank you
sexual absurdity
potato chip :)
>>44085167I don’t really need to adjust my socialisation I don’t think, 80% of my friend group is cis women so clearly my personality just meshes with them even if I’m not dropping ballroom slang and keeping up with kardashians >>44085171You’ll be happier in the long run, Jesus warned about people like me. I’m the anti christ that will lead you into a hell of sex and mid 2000 British sitcoms
>>44085191>80% of my friend group is cis womenbasedso why yuo still boymode then? release the girl out into the wild and let her be owned by a real man.
i don't feel like i'm allowed to hang out with cis women. being around them makes me feel like an imposter
boymoding today
>>44085218that's stupid. lock in
>>44085222I would too if this was my competition
>>44085205I’m an annoying perfectionist. Hrt alleviated most of my dysphoria so now I’m onto all the stuff that doesn’t have a time limit and am taking my time to perfect it. I would be pretty miserable as someone hyper clocky with an unpassing voice so I’m just working on all of that quietly and then will fully transition once I’ve finished. I’m a bit methodical. It’s not as if I’m going to get anymore masculine so I’m not overly scared about being in the closet a bit longer.Plus it’s not a secret I’m trans, all my friends are aware I’m on hrt.Tbhon I think a solid amount of the reason I haven’t stopped boymoding is for employment reasons, a twinky effeminate guy will always get more opportunities then an out and out hon
>>44085218Cis women are just people at the end of the day. There isn’t a gender limit on being friends with people So what are you gonna be an outsider on? T
>>44085227what if they hate me for pretending to be a woman and i make them uncomfortable with my man voice though
>>44085230The one in the glasses made me bust hands free so hard I had an anyeursm and died
>>44085239Accidentally sentSo what are you gonna be an outsider on? Talking about a period? Funnily enough shit like that barely comes up. You’ll spend more time just joking around with each other like any other friend you’ve had
a spider was in my hair
>>44085246where did it go?
>>44085241There are 4 billion women on earth. At least one will like you just as you are
>>44085248it was on the very ends so i led it off onto the wall :) i love spider helpers
>>44085246Your hair is a safe place for the spider. Consider this a compliment.
>>44085254i’m chill with the spiders in my house but the other bugs scare me. a bit ago i saw a silverfish in the bathroom at work, and that made me quite discheesed.
>>44085244idk talking to people makes me afraid in general and i feel inferior around cis women my age. terrified of making a faux pas>>44085246this is literally a big fear of mine
>>44085264What are you scared of saying?
>>44085230I mog them in boymode today
>>44085242Trannies with glasses are the cutest.
>>44085241are you pretending to be a cis woman or are you simply being a trans woman. those are two very separate ideas
dawgy mawgy
>>44085222Good morning!!
i should kms
>>44085230GOLDEN BROWN TALL TWINKHONS IN GLASSES AND AMAZON BASICS SKIRTS DADDY WANTS TO GET GENTLE MOMMY FEMDOMMED BY YOU SOSSOSOSOSOOSSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO MUCH <3
>>44085234>employment reasonsfair enough and perfectly legitimate reasonsounds like you have things somewhat under control. you just need a man to fuck the boy out of you.good luck with the process. very much unironically.
i found something grosshttps://litter.catbox.moe/4hq78dqpqb9wwtm4.mov
>>44085292how are you gonna call yourself a daddy and get gentle mommy femdommed i don’t get this dynamic
>>44085301Squash it with your foot
>>44085302It's sexually dialectical babe, you don't have to get it.
>>44085293Thaaank yooouThis might sound a little evil but it’s my actual take. I was a pretty hot guy pre-transition, I am not accepting transitioning into a hon. I’m keeping that pretty privilege I had no matter how many hours of voicetraining and surgeries it will take And god I need a guy to rail me rn
>>44085269just doing anything socially awkward i'm autistic and every conversation feels like a minefield. i make it through but i think i have to put a lot more consideration into everything i say than normal people>>44085280i would pretend to be cis if it weren't obviously not the case. i don't want anyone treating me like a trans woman
>>44085288gluten mornyan
>>44085325Makes sense. All I can say is I think you have built up an idea of cis women in your mind that doesn’t track with reality. The secret big gender roles doesn’t want you to know that being friends with women and being friends with men isn’t all that different. Just act the same way you would with anyone else and they can take or leave whether or not they like you. You can’t lie your way into an intimate platonic connection, you both need to be on the same page
>>44085307no ew. i vacuumed it
>>44085325i find that pathetic. sorry :( i just don't have patience for people that are trans and want to pretend that they aren't
"I find that pathetic sorry">t. diaper wearing faggot
>>44085327Did you have a good sleep
>>44085360for me i would rather be a diaper wearing faggot in the open than live in fear of people finding it out! crossdressers are afforded precious little dignity, so i don't want to live without my head held high. maybe it's just a culture gap
>>44085335i'll think about that>>44085347why would i want people to know something about me more likely to make them discriminate against and other me. i am not transitioning to be trans as an innate goal, i'm doing it to be a woman
>>44085389That's beautiful
>>44085389This is like when chuds say they'd rather fuck a dog than someone who dates interracially. I'm sure it sounds cool to you, but you're mentally ill!
the thing about being seen as trans is that some people will stop seeing you as a normal woman, you'll become something else
>>44085422You transcend being a woman
>>44085428A non passing woman transcends into a third sex. Considered too feeble to warrant respect, but too masculine to not be considered a violent threat. The worst of both worlds
The non passing woman passes gas because i take strokes intended for larger dicks
>>44085486what
>>44085490Sometimes the pussy talks
Don't tell anyone but I snuck into the vault of the power core merchant and reclaimed my treasure. This time I'm not telling you guys where I hide it because you can't be trusted.
>>44085380yeah, mexico won, it rained, felt a cool breeze. I'm ready to kill
>>44085520*makes scramble egg's with it*
>>44085536I hate this place. Why can't I have nice things? Why must ruin always befall me and overshadow my triumphs? Are you going to share some of the scrambled eggs or is this just going to be the second worst day I ever had?
>>44085467Cursing Mexico. They will lose the next game
Replied to the wrong one, the curse still applies
i like that africans believe in black magic
>>44085557Mexico will win the world cuppa, my investments will pay off, you best belee that, son
bidoof
>>44085553i made them for you :)>>44085581belovedcritter
morning. i feel insanely sleepy
>>44085557Me when rach refuses to post her princess wand
>>44085532Want a snacc?
>>44085520I got mogged by a lurker down by the beach again and then a pelican attacked me and stole one of my power cells. It’s been a hard day
>>44085610can i have it pls
>>44085401personally i think trans women are women. if you think trans women are less women than cis women are you may want to examine that>>44085408i think having sex with dogs is bad. i struggle to see the parallel between that and simply not spending your life desperately trying to hide who you are>>44085403its how im living
>>44085580bless mexico may they prosper and may you prosper as well
>>44085629>so what you're saying is being yourself is like fucking a dogLearn to read, bronya
>>44085580How much did you invest?
>>44085610oh my god he went back to the candy aisle
>>44085637>this is like when chuds say they'd rather fuck a dogi am unclear on how i am misinterpreting this
>>44085624For Dawgy only>>44085643For Dawgy only
>>44085613In a dark time of strife a blessed anon once shared with me some scrambled eggs to cure my woes. In turn I pass the kindness onward and offer to you these scrambled eggs to alleviate the burden today has placed upon your soul. Enjoy and be relieved.
>>44085643I saw him there, i was buying a cucumber and some lube for.... reasons
>>44085648I'm faced with the tough choice between dealing with you sperging out when I explain my very simple post to you and letting you live in doubt and uncertainty
>>44085651pls ;-;
I want to be bronya's stay at home husband
>>44085659Wdym not dabbing me up
>>44085629i don't think trans women are less women than cis women, but to be fully honest i have and have always had difficulty considering myself a real woman. people will say that's internalized transphobia, but i don't know what i'm supposed to do about it. i want to appear more like a woman but i don't know if that will really fill the void
>>44085610RETURN OF THE KING
>>44085651so dawgy is your latest simp obsession?
>>44085712he does it simultaneously with half the girls in the thread generally
I will not be a stay at home anything, that being said, i want to ram a stick of butter into bronya's anus
all i want for kkkanada day is for amerikkka to lose to bosnia
>>44085610yes please
>>44085610hand those over, NOW. Your watch too :3>>44085635the boymoder saints will bless me>>44085642just a couple of coins, nothing fancy
me and who
maiq mogs
>>44085712His dick can satisfy every girl here, no need to pick one
i want to see dawgy top maiq’s fat hairy ass. maiq mogs
why did he take the picture in the candy aisle
been feeling like a swadloon recently
>>44085743This morning I stopped by the kitchen window to watch some squirrels climbing and they took too big of a risk and got somewhere they couldn't proceed from. The one who got further was able to turn around and climb over the one behind but that one behind couldn't figure out how to turn around so he lost grip and fell down a few feet landing on metal scaffolding with a loud clang. He was okay, I watched him climb up a tree afterwards.
ice girl ima ice her with some better thingsY CANT BLADEE B MY BF T~T
>>44085757best place to find 18 year old trannies <3
>>44085758swadloon is cute so that’s okay
I feel like if i was going to post an image of myself it would be maybe on the toilet, or in the wilderness, the candy aisle is good, but maybe the bakery aisle is better
>>44084976I want to take her on a date and kiss her
just found out i bought the wrong tobacco.i could cry
>>44085801Cut out your tongue, that way it’ll taste the same as other brands
so are rich people fundamentally incapable of recognizing their privileges in life or what
>>44085804its 50g as well, of club, what the fuck it smells horribleI mustve got charged a bomb i wasnt even paying attention
>>44085811Built for 40 year old DL chaser cock
>>44085754my 8 inches would destroy him
>>44085811i don't get it either. you're very pretty
>>44085828Where are you going dressed like a slut?
>>44085667don't worry if you need a break we can just have the same conversation for the thousand and first time tomorrow. i'll be here>>44085685i am very flattered that you think i have stay at home husband money. unfortunately even DINKers are counting pennies these days. i say this with nothing but love but unfortunately you are going to have to get a job faggot>>44085707there is good news and bad news. the bad news is that appearing more like a woman will not help with that in the slightest. the good news is that you already recognised that instead of wasting your life chasing it, right? there's a lot of ways to get over internalised transphobia. personally i recommend general self esteem work combined with surrounding yourself with cool and interesting trannies. but i seem to respond to different things than most people on that front for some reason so it might not work for everyone>>44085722i can't reply to this without sounding like i am bragging about being nghhh soooo tight and warmmmm. my hole is perfectly average. i dont think there's any body on which that is a viable action
>>44085877I want to be very clear that that isn't my usual line of negging, I actually agree with you, and I just jumped in for the bit
texts eui
>>44085711Rise friend, you kneel to know one>>44085727Casio frens
>>44085877thank you for bearing with me.. i've been coming to somewhat of a realization that there might not be a very large trans community where i'm moving. i will try to meet people and make it through
>>44085877What are you talking about, sticking butter up someones ass is really easy, idc if you could cut a hair with your butt it'd still happen.
>>44085801like a thousand pearl harbours in one night. be strong>>44085822extremely narcissistic to assume this is about me but what isn't. people often say this to me and like. yes, there is always a certain level of blindness no matter how much work you do. but i do not understand what people think is shielding me. i live in a nice neighbourhood now. i very much did not for most my crossdressing career. i haven't had any work done, and i don't plan to. my clothes are from primark. i do not have a bodyguard. im genuinely trying to understand what point is being made like im not trying to argue im just trying to understand what it is that im missing>>44085893BOOOO you're a hack don't steal someone else's material. write your own bits>>44085827please don't take it personally its very much a stage a lot of people go through. im very lucky i already came from a base of like. faggot liberation so i got to skip it. thats kinda why i worry about giving advice because it genuinely just isn't something i ever experienced. there was never even a moment where i was gonna be anything but a tranny, you know?>>44085851this is an extremely chaste outfit you say everything i wear is dressing like a slut.... im not going anywhere im gonna watch a movie with some very pleasant company later if my luck holds. but THURSDAYS are when i go outside does it say thursday there to you asshole
Just went to the shops and on my way passed by a 60 something Steven Ogg lookalike strutting down the street in a stylish navy blue open back dress just made for clubbing paired with 6 inch stilettos and I’ve never felt so mogged in my life
>>44085895hi anon thank you that is very nice to do
>>44085924very pretty status bar miss bronya what does your full desktop look like
>>44085941hi how are you doing
>>44085924>like a thousand pearl harbours in one night. be strongi flip the bag around, 50gs... like 40 quid wasted... on club... what am i in my 50's? And closet tells me to cut my tongue, the lungs and everything would have to go, theres not an srs for everything
>>44085956thanks for asking nona but ill be honest not great. i had to move back in with my parents after losing my job and i'm really struggling with it, it's so embarassing and I hate having no privacy and ughhhhhhhhh its bad
>>44085916mm yea it varies a lot from region to region right. thank god for the internet i worry a lot about the girls who aren't in the cities its really good when they can find at least some flavour of faggot to be around. and please don't apologise for it it really does come from a place of love i just really care about trannies it makes me sad to see them torture themselves. you know?>>44085917Surely it would melt around the rim before any meaningful amount got in>>44085949that's basically it! i use sway so its very minimalist. the background is from this danmei i've been reading but i want to change it to something else soon. i just had to pick something quickly cause i wanted to switch to dark mode on everything on impulse... i was using this really cute arknights art before that i miss but it was BLINDING>>44085957oh my god. club??? of all things???? i wouldn't wish that on discordia
>>44085655Thank you they were delicious that was very kind of you
>>44085971doxxing my primary monitor resolution and instantly being fingerprinted across thousands of niche fetish websites
>>44085983What is they flag I’m on mobile
>>44085965aw i'm sorry :( i hope things get better soon
>>44085629>i think having sex with dogs is bad.what if having sex with dogs was the cure for cancer?
god i really need to play more arknights i havent even given myself a chance to fall in love with the new boy yet>>44085991this one is the labrys. see >>44084762
>>44085941Going Paimenpoika mode on the gocky wocky
>>44085998It is not the cure for cancer. trust me. i would know
>>44085971very pretty i like it!
>>44086017thank you... it needs a lot of work there's this desktop shell that mamo uses that i've been meaning to set up for about a hundred thousand years but just haven't gotten around to. im the lazy....i wanna see yours now! is that too nosy?
>>44086000Friggin knife-ear boys don’t stand a chance against a dwarfGOD. Are you still playing Warframe btw or are you playing something else now
>>44086027i managed to drop warframe RIGHT before the update im so pissed. i want to play it again soon ive been slacking so bad. plus that hot new prime dropped right i finally get some use out of this skin
>>44086000I have been trying to learn more about lgbt stuff so I appreciate it
>>44085924>im gonna watch a movie with some very pleasant company laterThat better be a girl
evil elf twink man who is 600 years old and ethereal and towers over me at 6'4 and collars me as his disgusting pet
i think im gonna just go home and not come back to work
>>44086065This but the elf trooned at 200 (she's a midshit)
I wonder if my posts would get taken down for cam whoring if I only posted pre transition masculine me
>>44086062LMFAOmind your business!>>44086060no worries! im in here all day every day. im not an expert on anything but im happy to share what little i know if it's helpful
bronya how do i feel?
>>44086045What the. This ain’t warframe. This is ZESTYframe
>>44086025i would share but it’s not that interesting because i just use gay windows on my main pc + i got a lot of files on my desktop i dont wanna show. one of these days ill bite the bullet and switch to linux i’m just putting it off because reinstalling everything is gonna be a pain.
killer marine friend just woke me up he's going to give me some mushrooms laterthe lawyers are calling me in an hour, and then im going to go tripping with a man killer and have a beautiful timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcf9W9rcJM0
>>44086092you have reached the eighth formless jhana and are free of both pleasure and pain, perception and non-perception, consciousness and nothingness. congratulations!>>44086093so good right. the occasional zesty community skin + being able use whatever animations with whatever frame lets me play a very different game to the one they intended
>>44086117killing a bunch of iraqi children technically makes you a killer but it's not something to brag about
>>44086123idk how to feel about this
>>44086040>>44086078>>44086095Gems found in the deepest dwarven mines>>44086065CharCOAL made out of trees from elven forests
>>44086086I see how it is
Did you know everyone in this thread is a sotapanna except for one poster? It's true!
my cat fell off a cardboard box he was climbing and now hes grumpy
did you know gaming: todd howard is 6 feet tall
>>44086128no, somalia
>>44086158It was a trust fall and you failed him. You were supposed to catch him. The grump is disappointment.
>>44086116LMAO yea no i was thinking thats probably like a much riskier thing to do if you use windows right. idk im not like crazy evangelical about linux the microsoft corporation kinda has that covered for me already LMFAO but even with my ridiculous overengineered setup it is just a million less headaches. learning curve for sure tho same with anything. i have no idea how someone makes the switch while they're employed it seems like just too much work. but again most people are probably not using ridiculous nix bullshit if you run mint with kde or something its probably pretty breezy. you can always spam me with questions if you like i am. here all day. every day. and i do it for free!>>44086129yeah no thats good thats right that's it exactly>>44086147they've been promising me no more than 7 more lifetimes for five kalpas now. getting real tired of this shit...
>>44086128There are very very few marines that actually served in Iraq and Afghanistan. Those are infantry guys in their 40s-late 30s and they usually DO NOT talk about their time there. Marines that brag a lot are usually non-infantry and spent their career fixing cars all day
Joel is so fucking hot
y'all didn't even see saddam's stargyatt
bronya do you have air con or is your family poor?
>>44086175he was on the other side of the room....... wah
>>44086201And with utmost faith in you he took the leap. In his heart he felt no fear for the bond between you two is so great that surely you wo-SLAM OW OW OW FLOOR HURTS OW WHY DID SHE ABANDON IN TIME OF GREATEST NEED WHYYY!?
Somalia? Operation RESTORE HOPE. That was in the 90s and a humanitarian mission. He would have to be in his 50s. Camp Lemonnier in Djibouti is the only USMC base. There is no USMC personnel or deployments happening in Somalia. Marines that brag are almost always full of shit. There are so many shitbag lying retards in the military because people will look down on them if you found out that they just shuffled papers their whole career
>>44086195perfectly good AC unit right here
>>44086214based n7 exposing crackhorseanon's STOLEN VALOR chud bf
>>44086233I have nothing against horse anon. I just really really detest non-infantry lying milisloppers. They do this shit ALL the time. EVERY SINGLE TIME
>>44086211
I was in the marines and my unit captured an Iraqi tv station
>>44086247The creature aims their mechanical contraption again. Act natural. It is imperative not to let the creature know the secrets.
>>44086180one of my paracord bracelets is 2007 made in iraq>>44086214he is, and he don't brag about it, i do. idk what operation it was he did serve in the 90's>>44086233no this guy is a real machine i know the type n7 is talking about and he's not like that. n7 would be humbled by him pretty fast and know he's real. but yeah you should try saving a horses life sometime and tell me how it went and what you learned. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcf9W9rcJM0
i wish i was an elfmoder but im built like a female dwarf from wow except with no tits
how stupid do i look
>>44086296This is a dwarf thread, not an elf thread. Don't take kindly to elves round here.
>>44086161I was a Marine Force Recon operator who took part in the Black Hawk Down raid and Todd Howard was in my platoon, so I can confirm this is correct
>>44086304you look like an anime/video game protagonist where the main character is a loser that gets isekai'd away
>>44086304SHINJI IKARI IS THAT YOU
>>4408630450% stupid 50% fag
https://youtu.be/Sn2w4rvkNu4I WANNA FUCKKKKKKK im too demure and refined to describe the things i want to do and i also think that would probably kill at least one or two of our more sensitive incels
>>44086327nvm it passed. im gonna go reheat some pasta. maybe ill bake it!
so bored
Been in the big city for 1h and I've already seen 2 trannies wtf, there are zero where I live
>>44086304Wearing a fit like you’re about to break down humanities AT fields and return to LCL
>>44086304you kinda look like lee (jax) from tadc here
>>44086214Idk if there are marines there but I know there are some troops there and we have been bombing Somalia lately. I could see FORECOM being there maybe horseanon is telling the truth
>>44086327Just say it! Americans are on here talking about their race fetish all day it's probably nothing, get creative
>>44086332there’s a transbian couple i see at the grocery store sometimes. it’s kinda jarring because i rarely ever see trannies in the wild. but they look happy, jealous of them.
>>44086327Every woman who says this just wants to be hit, choked, and degraded, which is what most women like. It's basic feminism.
>>44086316i want to be isekaid into a volcano>>44086319no its me, stu!>>44086322i was hoping for 70% stupid and 30% fag :(>>44086333my third impact would be everyone on earth becoming my boyfriend>>44086336that is a rabbit in overalls
>>44086342i've become pretty shy as i've withdrawn from society. i used to be a lot more shameless... i used to be cool... besides the mystery is way more alluring and im locking in on finding someone to play with at least for a couple months>>44086346LMFAO no at least it's not that bad. lately i've been experimenting with transcending the whole dominant / submissive binary it's fun once in a while but it's a little played out, no?
>>44086292Nvm then. If he’s that old (50s or older), yeah he probably was in somalia. That was all in the 90s. If he’s in his 50s/older and he specifically mentions a deployment in somalia, he’s probably the real deal. That’s way too specific knowledge. The USMC pulled out of Somalia in 1994 hasn’t been back in Somalia since
>>44086332i saw probably... 30+ trannys yesterday in boston, all sorts.. and maybe 3 last night at the waterfront.. and the ftm last night i had no idea i thought he was a gay guy until he told me he's ftm, he was really nice to me too. he mentioned he has a wife and he goes to providence for his stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcf9W9rcJM0
>>44086355can you recreate this legendary frame
>>44086358I'm a short skinnyfat virgin, hmu
>>44086366What is your wisdom
never forget that bronya loves you
>>44086372Hmmmm, everyone needs to up their fibre intake, and get way more sleep
i should blow my brains out
>>44086355this is lee
>>44086331I heard at the top of Harsknagnors tower there's a decanter of endless egg nog. It's just a rumor of course, but damn that's a prize worth heisting if ever I heard of one.
>>44086359i like him cause i have partied at his place and done dangerous things at his place and been alone with him for nights and he's never done anything bad to me and i know he'd fuck someone up if they hurt me, so i feel really safe around him and we have all sorts of fun from target shooting, melee weapons, drugs, exploring, going out for food and drinks, dirtbikes, rc cars, remote helicopters, etc all sorts of weird shit.. we live it.he gave me a real japanese fan last night and said it was too cool off hot girls. we ate some mushrooms and walked around plymouth, and a couple nights ago he called me up and brought me to a mexican restaurant for some margaritas and quesadillas, spent $50 on me to just chill. he's never done anything sexual or bad to me, and we've partied hard before a few times. he helps me feel safe and keeps me safe its therapeutic for me to be around people that aren't trying to diddle me or take from me.and if anyone does while he's around, they're gonna get fucked up lol
>>44086378that's excellent wisdom I couldn't agree more. feels like the best way to combat the perils of the modern lifestyle right. although both of those things are hard to get cheap, sleep especially....
>>44086338If he’s young, special forces guys are the only ones doing anything nowadays infantry-wise. Those guys usually do not end up homeless. Special Forces is a very tight-knit community. Those guys look after each other like wolves and have millions of dollars worth of support systems behind them. As far as I know, there have been no USMC infantry (non-special forces) deployments in Somalia ever since they left in the mid-90s
>>44086364no>>44086383mogs me
>>44086382What’s wrong?
>>44086424I agree, to me psyllium husk/bottom pills are one of the most important things to me, no matter the cost. But sleep is difficult, mainly because now its so hard to feel satisfied with your day, so you keep yourself up, at least i do, i think it's best to find balance there especially if you're employed, finding a hobby or even like a show to watch is important these days, I'm trying to start small, i have no wisdom only tidbits
My wisdom is that I cannot share with you my wisdom for wisdom must be earned through experience.
>>44086421Wtf. I thought he was a homeless guy. Is he just some older dude who’s retired and is just hanging out with you?
>>44086446genuinely nothing. just seems like a good idea
>>44086465
>>44086426umm.. he has a house, anon. i stay there sometimes. he lives in the woods in a house. lol he's not homeless at all lol i sleep there and take showers there and eat food there sometimesi've even partied there with him a handful of times. where do you think we shoot guns at? lolhe teaches me how to shoot things far away consistently
>>44086474https://voca.ro/1hibwoo1RRj8
>>44084967Link?
my widsom: have hot passionate anal sex with trannies while you can
>>44086377Tansy Tansy. Are you still there
>>44086500Sounds like you've contracted the cooties.
>>44086472It sounds like a bad idea to me
>>44086445me neither. let's be brave>>44086447everyone's on a journey of figuring shit out for sure right? but as long as we know the problem the hard part is cleared! probably anyway. idk. ya I couldn't live without husk
>>44086506I'm always here!
just fished the biggest nugget of ear wax ive ever seen in my life out of my ear with a q tip
>>44086521I want to tell you a secret
>>44086540What's nuggets name?
>>44086549bronya
>>44084728If I met your gf she would get slumped
>>44086555Bad name. Poor nugget, to be cursed from birth.
>>44086549anonymouse
Me (32 (still young)) to my gf (18): I'm just saying contrapoints was hotter when he just cross dressed before transitioning
>>44086569Good name. A fortuitous life this nugget will have. It shall prosper and achieve greatness.
i bought some ciders at the store, should i drink them today
>>44086597https://voca.ro/1imlJdVT7GDz
>>44086597Shake the cider bottles and put them in your asshole
>>44086577That's true though
>>44086597Why don't you buy some sexy clothes instead of that baggy stuff bitch?
being a good little dancing monkey and vibe coding my stupid little powershell scripti hate vibe coding
>>44086606Every single thing I've ever posted has been true and sincere
>>44086609why are you always so aggressive
earwaxhons <3
I’m booooooredShould I hook up with a random guy tonight
I like the gooby scoot canoe song
>>44086621No you misunderstood, it was bitch like you say bro. It was a friendly bitch
>>44086633yes let him creampie
>>44086362I'm from a chud town where even the few regular homos are very discrete, here I keep being stared at. The difference is wild desu
psa: roach shoved a black shampoo bottle up his ass
>>44086644If he’s willing to accompany me to a clinic so I can see if he passes a std test <3
>>44086642rach, nobody uses bitch like that
Used to be a requirement that all chasers had to eat 100 nuggets in one sitting before they could post in this thread. We abandoned the old ways and have greatly suffered for doing so.
>>44086543that's a lot of pressure can you just tell stu instead
>>44086652Bitch, please
First date idea, me and a chaser go to a sexual health clinic together to see if we have any diseases just so we know we’re on the same page
>>44086605i dont want to do that>>44086609because i am baggy and not sexy
>>44086660Stu hates me though
Chicken mcnuggets are over a dollar each though
>>44086661was that a friendly bitch? i have autism so you need to tell me.
>>44086665Typea shit MLM do
>>44086667i only hate fruit flies. tell me your secret>>44086671bronya is a friendly bitch
>>44086668this is why you go to wendy’s, better dollar to nuggie ratio. they also have better sauce.
>>44086667Stu hates everybody there's a parasite in her brain
>>44086671This time it was
>>44086665I don't need to do that babe, I've never had sex and you'd be able to tell I'm not lying
>>44086677I.... am a gamer.
>>44086689me3 multiplayer when
>>44086689admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery. im proud of you for being open and vulnerable. lets get oyu the help you need (psychiatric institution
>>44086681there is nothing in my brain take that back>>44086689this cannot be forgiven
>>44086688I have but don’t have any stds, but wouldn’t it be a real peace of mind to have in writing I am pure and unsullied? Like the first snow of the winter
im the only passoid stu likesunless autumn's in the room then im one of the two passoids stu likes
>>44086652heyyyyyyyyyyyy bitch c:
>>44086668Yeah I'm not going to maccas anymore since they got rid of all the half decent deals in the app. Idk what they were thinking
There's a legend. A tale from ages past of a man who failed to eat all 100 nuggets. He got so close, but in the end the nuggets defeated him. Some say that's why they're out to get him. Some say that's why they want him dead.
>>44086718dollar drink days are still a thing though
>>44086710#yep
>>44086726Not here sadly the drinks are like $3
I'm passoiding this turd out my ass
>>44086700its a parasite its wriggling around and going :3
>>44086717hello
I've eaten more than 100 nugs before, and that's why I mog chaseys.
>>44086736why does it do that
She's so cool.
>>44086757feels so good
>>44086718fast food seems so very very grim these daysi get all my fast food updates from reviewbrah and he's been disappointed lately>>44086732#yep
Remember in 2015 when bottoms all unanimously started saying "henlo"
>>44086762My gf on sounding rod diameter expansion day
>>44086762if theyre having fun then ig i wont make them stop>>44086767i dont remember that bc i was 10
>>44086766I turned my AC on a couple days ago so I got to wear my camelhair suit while reading today :)
>>44086780That post is for the chaser uncs, I know steve remembers
>>44086766for some reason reviewbruh is the only person on my phone that it sees as a person, which is weird because i have a few pictures of me saved so not sure why only he shows up
>>44086781Whole ass man's whole man ass
>>44086778
>>44086797maybe we are all npcs except for him
>>44086797deeply deeply deeply obsessed w this
>>44086811true probably
>>44086797i dream of discord adding that thumbnail of him as a default emote available to every user
>>44086802did someone post a pic of me
>>44086806Don't worry, all of my rods are too big for you
>>44086814thank you iphone
>>44086797thanks to you im adding this to every server i can. and most server owners forget to turn off "anybody can upload emotes" >:D>mfw reviewing you
>>44086872LOL
>>44086869you have. a lot of pictures of this guy huh. the only person you have pictures of except yourself you said?
>>44086868my penis is capacious you asshole its a tardis situation
>>44086877i have almost 10,000 pictures on my phone but most of them are silly cats or memesi have 7 pictures of reviewbruh
how many foldered bussy pics do you think Maiq has? hundreds? thousands?
I think feet are kinda hot but I'm not tryna like nut and suck on them
>>44086895none, he only saves the feet and gock
>>44086891i love that
>>44086888Hey bb grlWhat u doin wit all that space in y'all shenis ;)a chaser finna slide right in
>>44086911i charge rent by the hour. it's popular with young couples
Praying to God for the downfall of all my enemies before bed tonight so if any of you have ever wronged me the clocks ticking for you to atone.
it’s thundering quite loudly right now :(
I wanna buy something off SHEIN but I have no idea what and it’s irritating me
>>44086718I really hate using the mcdonald's app, it's very slow to respond and has a poorly designed UI
>>44086895I think his dawgy folder is at least 2GB
>>44086889this looks like siliconwhy are you afab
>>44086916>apply to move into the shenis>no singles policy
I really want to ask her out chat but it is not fair to someone to be in a relationship with me nor do I particularly want to find out the answer. I assume it would be a no and that would make things awkward. If it was a yes it could be because she is not in the best place in life and then she would end up resenting me. I wish I could control my heart better and not feel these things for her it’s selfish and rude and I kinda hate myself for it
>>44086889Nigga no one wants to see your ass or your sissy clitty. Show us that brown sissy hole.
>>44086951when you're in the shenis you're never alone. but we are trying to cultivate a certain type of community. im sure you understand
>>44086960We're not chat.
>>44086960maybe you are a worthwhile person actually and not a burden to be with maybe
>>44086960dont ever call me chat again you cunt
>>44086927stay under a blanket for safety
>>44086927hug a plushie
>>44086966>>44086974Settle down chat I just want to piss in the void alright I don’t really need chat to chime in >>44086969Most likely not no
>>44086993What if i hug you instead?
>>44086960sorry i got mad. it sounds like you have some self esteem work to do before you get in a relationship. do that first
>>44086999It would be best you stop talking to her entirely so we don't see you cry about fumbling for another month.
>>44086960Get therapy first you need it bad
>>44087003you're not mouse. but i do accept hugs
>>44086960Don't listen to these fucking holes. Ask her out. Having positive relationships and interactions with women will help you build confidence more than having some fucking hack fraud roastoid therapist try to androgynize your brain.
>>44087024it sounds like you would also benefit from doing some work on yourself
>>44086960You miss all the shots you don't takeYou also miss a lot of the shots you do takeEither way just keep moving forward and don't handicap yourself
>>44087041The effect you thought this comment would have is a projection of your own insecurities btw
new thread>>44087047>>44087047>>44087047
>>44087048it had about the effect i expected
>>44087006I vill continue to fumble and you vill read about my fumbling>>44087024I have had positive relationships and experiences with women it’s not about a lack of any of those I just got one shotted when I got sick it totally fucked up my confidence and there isn’t any therapy that can solve that
>>44086943You wanna suck my dick don't you?
>>44087114no
