at the age of 14 I had two choices: >1. get into 4chan>2. get into tumblr for some reason I decided to give 4chan a shot, and despite not really liking it, I soon became addicted and now, 14 years later, I am a giga male brained 11 year HRT virgin I really regret my actions desu, why did I have to get roped into the malebrained side of the internet so early...
>>44112974This is actually quality bait and I support it whole heartedly
>>44112974oh girlie, what do you think of your little blue pills? *rattles bottle
>>44112984>try to make a genuine post>get accused of manufacturing bait my life is so lonely
>>44113008>lonelystart meeting internet strangers off 4chan, obviouslyin unrelated news, wya nona
>>44113008Its ok nona, I think the best bait always has a touch of genuineness to it
>>44112974hop on grindr hon
This is the neutral ending the tumblr one is even worse
>>44113054you get eaten alive by giant rats
>>44113028no, I don't want my first time to be a with a random creep>>44113048I wound be fembrained if I went on Tumblr, instd I have I literally have to convert my 4chanified internal monologue into something normies can tolerate when talking irl>>44113018Europe, but my problem is less I don't have anyone to speak to, and more "I can't be authentic with anyone" because I'm schizo and don't even understand myself anymore >>44113022what exactly do you think I'm making up
>>44113179I bait people with real stories all the time. I usually just change my personality and opinions slightly to keep people engaged and the (you)s flowing
>>44112974I started on Tumblr but migrated to 4chan lmao
>>44113179>I literally have to convert my 4chanified internal monologue into something normies can tolerate when talking irlthis is not as bad tho not like normies are worth caring about what they think
>>44112974I'm not gonna lie I could've gotten into Tumblr when I was younger like eleven or twelve but I was just too retarded to figure out how to use it
i've been on tumblr since i was thirteen & 4chan since i was fourteen. still on both
>>44113179won't you look at that, I'm Europe too>and more "I can't be authentic with anyone" because I'm schizo and don't even understand myself anymoreI happen to be pretty schizo or ex-schizo (part-time), what do you say we grab a coffee and see if we're on the same wavelength?
>>44113260what's it like using it, what do people talk about on there? is it too late to start lurking?
>>44113300>what's it like using itit's far & away the best-designed social medium>what do people talk about on there?everything? it's a big site! probably mostly fandom but i don't see that because i don't really care>is it too late to start lurking?no but it's not going to make you "fembrained"
>>44113317>no but it's not going to make you "fembrained"why not :( I'm so sick of being malebrained, it's driving my crazy, I just want to feel like a real woman and not a skin walker
>>44112974no u would have always come back to 4chin
>>44113423get over it!
>>44112974at least you learnt shame instead of lackthereof. people on tumblr talk too freely about their sexual fantasies. if they told any rational people the shit they say there, they'd probably be arrested.
>>44113472is it not the same on 4chan? There are regular threads here where people describe everything from how they want to be lobotomised puppy girls, to how they want to rape ch- umm... "shotas"
>>44112974same, I started browsing /b/ since age of 13.
>>44113443how? accept that IWNBAW after sacrificing everything else in my life (disowned, bullied, countless thousands on surgeries) to become one?
>>44113300>is it too late to start lurking?Are you retarded?
>>44113521just bee yourself
>>44113691i'm in my mid 20s anon...>>44113693who i am is not good enough.
>>44113700Once again, are you retarded? What's your IQ? Can you rotate objects in your imagination? Can you tell me what it would feel like if you skipped breakfast today? 9, 7, 5... what's the next numbers in the sequence?
>>44113712>what's your IQ idk>can you rotate objects in your imaginationyes I can solve 4chan captchas >can you tell me what it would feel like you skipped breakfast todayi would be hungry and then I'd probably stop being hungry and start feeling cold and low energy instead until I eventually ate lunch>next number in sequence 3 why are you so mean anon :( and I'll have you know I actually have a first class masters degree in computer science from a world wide top 100 university, which is part of the reason why I don't think I'll fit in on tumblr!! that's how fucking malebrained I am!!! Especially at my late age now that I am deeply set into my behaviour and lifestyle!!!!!!!!!
>>44113746Your uni must be a degree mill because you can't seem to understand what I'm getting at. Namely, the simple idea that You Can Just Do Things, especially on the internet.>wahh tumblr girl brainIrrelevant and retarded.t. cis f by the way
>>44113746>late age>mid twentiesyou're fucking kidding meplease tell me you're trolling
>>44113769fine I'll give it a shot, I feel so embarrassed, I hate trying new things I hate trying new things it fills me with so much dread!!!!!!!! Just imagining Googling "how to use Tumblr" is already making me want to hide in my closet out of shame aaaaaaaaaaaaaa>irrelevant and retardedwhat do you mean nona :( >>44113776no :( i'm not, i wanted to buy a Gangle keychain for my bag recently but I realised that if any of my coworkers saw me with it, then I'd lose social standing with them because they hold me to a more mature standard
>>44113822>keeps on wahhh girl brain-ing
>>44112974When i got on chan i was already on hrt for 3ish years, i couldn't speak english back when i started.Now i've been on hrt for 14 years, and on chan for 11. I'll meet you at the credits screen.
