>>44113244
Strip tarot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF3pQvRXvIc
There will be no cutting-up in this thread. Absolutely NO tom-foolery!
>>44115747>Frantically digs through closet for MTG cards
its the 250th birthday of the declaration of independence!what are u hoes doing in celebration ?
>>44115768There's nothing to celebrate.
Take the tops and put them on the bottoms now were going to take them outside and photograph them
>>44115768Nothing because I'm not Unitedstatian
>>44115768video games
>>44115747magic makes no sense>>44115768hoping he gets arrested mid speechor someone just takes another shot at him...
>>44115768setting off a firework in his ass later
>>44115768I never celebrated canada day because this country was founded on stolen land and genocide
>>44115770Were you using the Andrex wipes? I've tried them but felt the same burning. I like the Wype gel even though it's pricier. They do a sensitive gel but even the original is quite soothing.
someone needs to do gay porn AI like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJKU9qYGjN8
>>44115777Like...legs through the arm holes?
is it true bi people only like twinks
>>44115831All kind of people like all kinds of guys, you're fine anon.
>>44115831No, I like things with a pulse also.I'm not stubborn about it though.
>>44115831People only like twinks so they can make them fat hairy and stinky with funnels full of high fat corn syrup. It'd twisted but I fell for it.
>>44115831i'm bi and like twinks when it comes to topping and twunks and otters only when it comes to bottoming
>>44115817pampers I thinkidk they were there and I thought I'd get extra cleanprobably wiped too hard beforehand>jfc I am discussing wiping my arse
>>44115859I actually had a feeder and he feeded me when I was a twink and recorded the whole thing of stuffing my tummy full of high calories food and he was calling me a fat piggy too
>>44115768cumming in my otter bfs hairy hole again :3
people in the past actually lived comfortably.actually, id say that they lived more comfortably than most people do now...
>>44115887I know binch I was there and I'm just told everyone about this in mine post...
my boyfriend always says we'll have sex later on during the day and then changes his mind once evening/night hits. we haven't had sex in a month now. been dating for 9 months. first few months we had sex twice a week maybe. now i'm lucky if its once a month. he barely touches me. his excuse every time i ask him is he isn't in the mood or he's just not sexually active like me. i mention how we had sex a lot more often when we first met. he just ignores me and repeats himself saying he's not the sexual kind of personbe real with me, /cisgaygen/. does he find me unattractive? what's going on?
Believe bottoms
>>44115884I thought euros all had bidets?
>>44115909Could be depression or something else psychological
Gay men are so obnoxious and constantly steal from you. I just want a lifetime partner who supports me and I support him. Is that so much to ask for?
>>44115909Why are you entitled to make him have sex when hes not feeling up for it maybe hes depressed and once a month is not bad I would accept a relationship with sex happening once a month be grateful for what you have and take care of your self sexually the rest of the time mr rapist
>>44115909He's bored of you but doesn't have any other prospects so he's leading you on until he finds someone and then he's dumping you.
>>44115928>constantly steal from youstop dating thieves
>>44115930i pay the bills and food so>depressionnot to be a dick but who doesn't have this these days?
>>44115909Did you get fatty fatty boom boom?
>>44115909He won't even frot or blow you? I mean having a dead bedroom at 9 months is a rough sign. Have you asked him what's going on? Like did something happen or change?>>44115932Lk this more or less.
>>44115950been almost the same weight since i met him. he'a gained maybe 20 lbs, i gained 5 lbs. been saving money for the gym>>44115932yeah probably. he's an illegal so he probably just settled for me
>>44115913not so much ukno room for one in our bathroom anyway
>>44115945>I pay the bills and the food Erm maybe you should consider not being his paypig and asking him/encouraging or helping him to find a job since you are so concerned about money but it can be hard to gets a job these days
>>44115909most likely he's cheating on you, steal his phone and see what's on it
>>44115958blowing is too much effort for him. he doesn't like the "sticky" feeling after i blow him so he never wants me to blow him. jerking him off does nothing for him. always ask for tips or read what makes him feel good but i get nothing out of him. i feel like a complete failure typing this out now jesus christ>>44115977long story short he's an illegal with an expired DACA. we live in a bible belt state so ICE is very active here
>>44115984this anons right
>>44115996tell on him to ice for being a naughty boy and get a new bf or threaten him with it if wont fuck you
>>44115996>long story short he's an illegal with an expired DACA. we live in a bible belt state so ICE is very active hereOh mai gawd so hes basically a jew and you are hiding him from the getstapo but yet you think you have the right to rape him you are not a good person
Stop replying to the namefag
Sweaty white boys
>>44115884>>jfc I am discussing wiping my arseAs if you're the only one who wipes. Don't be so uptight, hunty.
>>44115831I like some manhood on my guy so a bit of chub or muscles are good for me. I top, could never get into bottoming no matter how much I prepped and took it slow.
i want to have visible abs but i also want a lot of pizza
Any /fit/ people here? If the only gym near my area is Planet Fitness, what are some good freeweight exercises that don't rely on the squat rack?
>>44116035but it's so uncouth
>>44116074freeweight what?
>>44116074Squats on my cock until failure
>>44116075It suits you.
>>44116010kek
eyo waddup bitches?
>>44116074benchpullupsbiceps curlsshoulder lifts sidewaysone legged squat jumphipthrustscocksucks
>>44115996*hug*
>>44116053post hole
>>44116129why is ur asshole bleeding
>>44116103your avatarfag looks EXACTLY like thsi lmo
Certified freak, 7 days a week.
>>44116132BluntForceTrauma
>>44116103rude
fat throony neighbors know that fat throony took off his shirt to take a blair witch project-tier selfie when they hear the loud smack of his tits and flaps hitting the ground.
I just watched a videos of a rabbit pooping pellets into bubbles tea and that's what the bubble is. I'm so fucking scared I've eaten bubbles tea. The purple flavor to be exact.
>>44116157lol i missed the jelly schizo pooners not quoting but Still replying lmaothats actually reminds me i dont see tumor woooooooow is it dead?!?!?
Be honest do i have potential...
>>44115747Hairy bellies drive me nuts
>>44116199yeah if youd just stop mukbanging hotpockets as breakfast every day
>>44116199yes! to be on national news!
The only thing you are missing is a shower and your hair, fucking fat throony.
Imagine cuddling with a hairy guy and you get to look inside his belly button and pick out the lint
>>44116222Like a serial killer?
I'm kind of sick of people leaving doodies in my bathroom. And by people I mean me... I forgot I had AuDHD xD
>>44116236Smooth twinks get belly button lint too. It's just as fun to pick out
>>44116143by a penis?
>>44116244is gd your dead name?
>>44116211I dont ive been eating pogo sticks instead with pickle ketchup...>>44116222For my heroic actions?
>>44116199can't tell, pose naked like a pinup doll
>>44116270How could my dead name be dead of it was dead when I use it?
>>44116228poon poon pooo your poongently down the poon!schizo.loser>>44116241no>>44116273like a heroic saviour of little trans kids!you get a parade and allbtw how much u weigh now? any new animals? post hiv detection status results
>>44116270gd or gay dead or some variation on the name, he's been here forever and posted a lot of deranged shit like a hamster mid vivisection or a giant infected wound on the middle on his chest
>>44116265yasss!g i hate the captchaing
i'm czech hunter
>>44116199even your nose doubled/trippled in sizedid your dick get fatter at least?
>>44116319he dead
i'm just happy that the cat is finally safe from him
>>44116332greatly exaggerated
>>44116325i know whats weird is that he doesnt know how to proper stickout his bj tongue...
>>44115913I thought euros are notorious for not having bidets. (I for one have one and I miss it everywhere I go)
I always lose respect for someone after I find out they use AI.
I hope there are lots of empty seats
>>44116383back during covid where americans were buying toilet paper by the truckload, a lot of europeans online were like "how do americans not have bidets?". and then it turns out that a greater percentage of americans have bidets than some european countries
kill kill kill kill KILL THE POOR
airplanes have been whizzing by all dayTHANKS TRUMP
>>44116414AI in what way? if you search on Google it automatically uses ai
>>44116414Thats technophobic
lmao
>have younger brother>early 20s>short, neotenous face>failed to launch, isn't excited about anything>didn't do anything after school>dropped out of uni>sits at home, plays lots of video games>watch his profile in a game I also play>clantag [LGBT]is my brother being groomed chat?
>>44116440#MAGA
>>44116440
>>44116414Is it wrong to lead grindr poons on with the whole "yes bro I see you as a dude" only to dump loads in the dripping stinky fertile tuna poonussy for a week long on and off pump and dump leaving her impregnated?
>>44116440it just warms the heart uwu :3
>>44116440and they wonder why they get called morons.
>>44116428#samael #dan #shiza
>>44116467Need me sum a that
>>44116448i feel all younger siblings are your responsibility to give them what they need to make it in life, if you're a good for nuffin' faggot they probably won't end up well either...
>>44116467no and if you stick with them long enough they'll actually just detransitionI'm going to wife the poon that I detransed one day
>>44116467Why do you keep sayin that?
>>44116493It gets funnier everytime
>>44116414t. snailcat (slow, inoffensive ecetera)>>44116489interesting. do you have siblings?
quite poetic desua downfall taking a while before one sudden final plummet
>>44116467This has to be pancakes, repeating unfunny things multiple times a day
i'll take a cute asian bf please
>>44116485Fuckk mmm me too
>>44116194He's in the hospital as of 2 days ago
>>44116438>AI in what way?Literally any way possible. Generative is the worst, but aking chatGPT for advice is also deranged.>if you search on Google it automatically uses aiYou can always just scroll past or use a better search engine without AI.
>>44116493This is the first time I've ever asked that. Show me your tuna hole I see you as a dude btw
>>44116478Who dares wins, eurocuck250 years of kicking your ass
>>44116555>Everyone I dislike is a tripShow me that leaky drippy tuna fuck mmmm
>>44116570holy mother of god!!!! i manifested that! wowowowoow i can do anything!waitaminute... he? is offtrip ... tumor scum kill yourself
>>44116582Wtf, Debaser, I didn't know you were a republican
when does the mad king start his rambling anyway?>>44116582kicking your own recently
>>44116585You miss HER?
>>44116574I get to be one of the guys?
>>44116585She doesn't like being asked to show tuna. I even told her I see her as a dude
>>44116570Please tell timur we miss him.
Tim Dillon Gay 4th of July America #USAhttps://youtu.be/JKBBEiG5ZPk>>44116599U just don't get it https://youtu.be/Q8ypRR9VfZQ>>44116605Yea we have been it's called self improvement sis maybe you should try itDems take over soon. Being a MAGA Republican is social suicide for anyone under 60.
>>44116622She will be back in CISgaygen soon enough
>>44115798What doesn't make sense?
>>44116440>MIGACrash.mp4>migalol as if you have any moral core one way or the other to begin with you feral blob of decay and rot
>>44116566Lets share a poon and see whose cum impregnates her first
Im a Trudeau era liberal hes the politician i most idolize >if you kill your enemies they win>diversity is our strengthTwo of his quotes that are my favourite <3
>>44116631>Tim Dillon Gay 4th of July America #USAThanks Debbie. Happy 4th to you and yours.
That cheap spandex, she looks a MESS
Indian Matrix
>>44116655Mmm I don't share my sexual conquests until I'm finished
>>44116633I don't think so
would you date a black guy?
>>44116693Only if he was like FOB sharpie black
>>44116681She will
>>44116693Black people cant consent to sex with white people there's a power imbalance
>>44116702I really doubt it after talking to him
>>44116710So true bestie
>>44116702They let you take phones to hospitals, would that even stop someone?
America used to be a good country...
>>44116721when pocahontas ruled the land
I just assumed Timur had finally found the sense to stop feeding haters
Hey poonfucker thoughts on this poon
>>44116721In what sense?
>>44116721Amerikkka was founded on stolen land and built with kidnapped peoples forced labor
>>44116736He left here before he was hospitalized, because of Paige I think?
Haters are just jellyfags they get so jealous of name posters and trips and it makes them so angry
>>44116716She makes a half hearted 'suicide attempt' for attention and you think she's going to stop browsing cisgaygen?
>>44116721Name a better country in 2026 to live in
>>44116745How did Paige get him to leave?
AMERICAFUCK YEAHCOMIN' AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKING DAY YEAH
>>44116636all the counters and tappingthere seems like so many cards on one player's side in the op pic
it takes an attention span to understand what was going on during the civil war and abraham lincoln
>>44116760It wasn't a suicide attempt
Timur isn't the suicidal type.
>>44116762https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_communist_states
>>44116768Listen to this album if you want to copy mehttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLU3tpKXechIFym9KflbwUEmRaBAacjSL&si=tgSuzvN_Th55xlTY
stop talking about people who aren't here and talk about me insteead
>>44116769Hahahahahaha
it doesnt take an attention span to understand what was going on in the US during the 60s
i can’t stop farting and it REEKS
>>44116606nowi didnt miss thislear to read i said i miss schozos rrplying without quotingpooner is a generalized insult >>44116617dont believe itthe fucking cellulitis ridden fat whore (lol) is shiiting for any kind of attention
BUCKO WON
>>44116807Post beautiful trees.
Just making shi up for no reason what does this do for a bottom lmao
/transgaygen/ looney poons edition
>>44116740xDqt kid post pole
>>44116819wat
>>44116805One time I went to fard and I shit my pants
gd is here pretty much all day, he either barely sleeps or it's a multi person operation
Is it ok to take estrogen as a man?
>>44116849so mashallaaaah
>>44116858I hope he's better off than he portrays himself. He makes me sad.
>>44116861god i hate niggers... my god pls strike em all dead plllleeeeeeaaaaaaase
>>44116767That guy has mostly lands, but his organization is weird. The tapping and counters aren't too hard to understand when you're playing. Tapping is mostly used to show a card is being used.
>>44116849Why do you like taking pictures of plants?
>>44116868>>44116877
Sick and twisting how many people think I'm something wrong with me just because of my mental illnii and my Canadian heritage.
>>44116797I'M NOT HERE!
>>44116883are ye fucking retarded?! cause they dont ax fucking moronic questions!!!!!!!!?!!!these are not planys either u imbecilic niggger!!! its a flower a flOOOOOOOOOOOower!get it?! kindergared shithead autistic trasha roseits pretty? do ya know what pretty means?
>>44116889lmao
why is canadian vying in the argument??
>>44116877I know of field cards and activating effects
>>44116883hes a sassy tsundere who likes pwetty fwowers aww :3
>>44116877I unironically know someone who puts his lands where creatures, enchantments, etc. should be. It's very annoying. If he was a better player, I'd suspect him of trying to cheat, but I don't think that's the case.
>>44116916Think about how many bhad bhinches are mentally ill here and consider the reasons I'm get called out for it. There's only one possible explanations. Canada bias.
>>44116919get those weeb letters off my card
>>44116928there’s a guy named adrian sullivan who was famous for it lmao
>>44116908I also like how flowers aren't too chatty, like sometimes people are over stimulating, but nature is very calming.And they are pretty, I just didn't know if maybe that one made you feel a certain way, geez.
>>44116924You sound as flamey as the 30yo men talking about their fantasy card game though
>>44116908>>44116951More flowers please.
>>44116941that's just how the art is
>>44116952i mean yeah im a purse wearing faggety sissy faggot
when my bf tries to cum in my mouth and i spit it right back in his face
>>44116966Those cards have an awful lot of words on them.
Lol its true I have a group chat and we all post here as pancakes...
>>44116924Ik, it's so cute. except I think he would actually butcher someone
>>44116966Each card is like a page in a book, how long do you get for a turn?!
>>44116970You don't need the purse
>>44116978the only thing getting butchered is his hole by fit teenagers
Need me sum a that wet poon
oh i like canada. i think a fur trading post is cool also living in a siberian analog sounds fun
>>44116974not nearly enough
>>44116995>reading cards during a matchThis is 60 IQ manuevering maybe even less.
>>44116928I have a friend who'd tap his creatures to block, and I told him multiple times you don't have to do that.>>44116919YGO is similar, but I feel MtG is clearer about timing and effects. If you can understand YGO though, you can understand Magic. YGO has spell counters and such. Magic has gotten a lot of different counters, but there's usually not a bunch of different ones in 1 set. They're also usually very simple, or do similar things.
>>44116924thats not quite true, what I actually like are shades and hues of red...I ironically have been thinking twice today about choking a cat to death... like grab its neck with my right hand and squeeeeeze and it will try to fight free digging it claws and teeth anto my arm and i would squeeze with my weight and strength harder until it snaps or goes limp and then i would slam the limp skinsackt on something WHAM!!!
>>44116972and immediately get floored for it>>44116974>>44116995so many modern cards do>>44117011you'd have to bring a magnifying glass
endless fields of green... cottagecore...
Homestedding with the hubby on a 10 acre plot with a little ranch house uwu
>>44117022it used to be so simple...
>>44117027whos a tuff boy? yeah whos a tuff boy? you are! ^-^
i post while driving
>>44117011Every deck is a combo deck in modern YGO. Everything links. Everything searches. People don't actually play the archetype. It's an engine for the summoning the same boss monsters.
I wait for orders. I'm a good girl.
>>44117022I mean, after enough reminders, I'd just treat them like they're tapped out and I'd definitely argue that point if he complained.
today i woke up took a bus through the ghetto with the ghetto aboard to a pizza place, got pizza, took an uber home with a vry fat mexican driver who turned right in a left lane and got us windows-down confronted by a group of pissed off negresses in a daily-rental carI called the pizza place before placing my order online to make sure it was open and the voice that answered sounded almost like AI but sorta like a real person too and I'm still not sure what it was
>>44117106Sick rap
Has anyone used white pages? Im trying to text / find someone and wondering if it’s accurate or not.
Once I was hanging out with my friend and he asked me to tie his shoes is that normal
>>44117004i like my purse tho where will i keep my makeup then if it needs a retouch
I wish I had a sexy bottom to tie mine shooes. I'm too fatisies to bend over anymore now and have to wear crocs.
>>44117139Stfu I dont wear crocs BIATCH
Thats right I'm baredfoot in costco.
>>44117151Post feet
twinks have higher standards than women.
Guys... Don't mention timur... They died
was GD always like this?
>>44117169No
>>44117004>Arrive at tops place to get fucked>Doesn't have lube>Doesn't have condoms>Doesn't have fast charger>No hand sanitizer>No sunscreen>No ibuprohen>No bulbOh it's bright outside?>SunglassesRaining?>Collapsible umbrellaI'm amazed people survive without them
idk. white people (or white passing people) should be changing their names often anyway
>>44116518cats can be offensive desu, they don't sugarcoat things like dogs do
>>44117201changing my name to be even more white
i didnt realize how weird northerners were for being set off by mere mention of slavery until now.
>>44117130hot i wish i could tie somebodys shoes and take them off after work
https://youtu.be/Gli1VVrECLU?is=uoeI-wdzh0aXSgln
>>44117267like how most of the world really isnt set off by anybody mentioning slavery
Bf who teaches u how to play mtg and gives u decks so u can play together
why do dogs pretend to care about stuff they really dont care about and act like nobody can tell?
>>44117315transbian fantasy
>>44117323If it's a yellow lab they absolutely do care and want to help.
Do you guys think 5'5.5" is kinda tall for a woman?
>>44117335Racist
need big white daddy dick or tentacle rape beast bf
>>44117315>gives u decksi'm too independent for that, i'd take my ass down to target and buy a starter one
Tentacle rape beast bf sounds so cozy and chill
>>44117296I don't actually care about the lives of slaves, but I fucking love plantation tours and just nice old homes in general. I like the architecture and the interior design and furnishings.
slap the tip on the camera
>>44117375Why don't you care about the lives of slaves?
it's honestly hard (heh) for me to cope with the fact that i jizz handsfree during anal sex. i never thought i'd end up like this. i was straight before. literally. wtf happened to make me become a bottom?
sorry i didnt cum last time we were together. i think you're ugly...
>>44117375Working on a plantation sounds like a lot of exercise.
>>44117389cringe bad erotica opening
Actually the term "master" bedroom is rooted in racism and you really should be saying "primary" bedroom
>>44117410Oooo he's pretty.
>>44117384just kinda boring? I mean hell hit me with a good story im down i just feel like blacks are pretty simpleI love when you get a republican white woman tour guide who wants to defend rich white people as pro-freedom and are kinda visibly upset about diversity those are the best toursive had black people tell me im not white (im med), and white people (drunk) come up to me and tell me where the black parts of town were so I could avoid them I'm just there for woodwork and brick design I love intricate mantles, flooring, door inlays
>>44117410Giwtwm but instead of a girl it was 5 bibisis
I endorse males only slavery.
tops owning bottoms would be niceI hope I could find a handsome owner
What would you do if you caught your boyfriend gooning and he was making a silly goonface and pumping his penis
i just licked a blade by accident that could have been bad
>>44117315i had this but he was crazy unfortunately
>>44117483Really like your drawing.
>>44117510ty but it's not original, I was just copying picrel, and poorly at that
tops look straight ahead bottoms scan periphery
Wwyd realistically if your boyfriend became a goonerhttps://thisvid.com/playlist/209933/video/goontard-bro-face/
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>>44117599Mmm pump my dumb retard boy dick with him fuck yeah mmmh
if I wanted a white nigger bf what ethnicity should I go for? albanian? irish traveller? appalachian scot-irish? trailer park redneck? any slav? other?
>>44117621Why do men choose to become goontardedhttps://thisvid.com/videos/dumb-drooling-bator-bro-handsfree-cum/
>>44117666American
>>44117666a nice macho homophobic bosnian/croatian/serbian gay boy whos really into football
I think if it was my boyfriend id be devastated if he became a gooner and so I would sign him up for maid...
>>44117599This is stigmatizing normal male sexuality. This is like the cis version of agp.
>>44116325>>44117714You are a gooner yourself
Can I be cis gay man if I take 1mg of EEn per week?
>>44117777No im not i wasnt baiting my penis...
>>44117777Suck my 6 7 binch
>evacuatedheh
>>44117864we have thunderstorms almost every single july 4th its just the weather herethere's been a freak drought pattern the past few years, so this is actually good newsat least the flyovers stoppedhopefully this dampens the noise of the fireworks a bit, though I'm not near the noisiest part
>>44117861ok gog gog gog shlurp shlurp suck that dick till it cum
xbox720
>>44117877you'd think the fireworks would be off tooI bet he's seething
>>44117811You were pumping your dick to porn for years while methed out and on poppers probably still goon to porn today
>>44117925people will still set them off clandestinely, just looks like an hour of light rain, the strongest storms are missing dc I think unless something changesthey weren't gonna go on until 11pm anyways, you won't see much with low clouds but they might try it anyways
My hole itches must be some fat ass loudmouth thinking about me
>>44117931No I didnt and plus im not a porntarded pornography addict like some of you here...
tumor is dead??!?!
>>44117987Ok everyone clap for kinky twink slut
>>44117666russians are actually white niggers
heat wave broke supposed to be 95 tomorrow but strong thundiestorms in the afternoon and then a cold front the next weekend at least it will be below 90 degrees tonight
Hey how come everyone thinks I'm some kind of gooner JUST because I made a silly face...
>>44118024Youre gooning rn arent you
>>44118039No I never goon... gooning is for retards its why id be so devastated if it happened to someone I love
Oops. Looks like I got a bit of cum on your tits. Maybe you should give my tip a little lick, so the rest doesn't ooze on to the carpet.
fly
>>44118118>>44118118>>44118118
>>44118144>>44118144>>44118144
Eenie meanie miny moeI wonder where my dick should go
