old dress code >>44118144
how do we fix the "Can't someone else do it?" problem?
>>44122429can't be fixed this is bottomgen
>>44122411
>>44122411would be nice to get fucked like this
How many of you can put your legs behind you head like ops image? Is this stretch easy for all skinny people or is it just me? People act like it's impossible when I say I can do it.
>>44122469post pic doing it without clothes
>>44122469i can't even touch my ankle to my forehead without feeling the burn
>>44122458Theres a porn where a twink is in this position and he sucks his own cock with another guy i wish i was this flexible
>>44122490you mean the black guy who like to suck himself while being fucked? i've seen it
>>44122490tannor reed bet
>>44122447bottoms do all the work always
>>44122544>all the work>lying face down
>masc daddy crush turned out to be a bottom.my life is in ruins.
>>44122524>>44122539certified gooners
>>44122569i'll plow him since you're being a little bitch
>>44122555skill issuesucking dick requires tremendous amounts of work while the top sits there and maybe strokes your hairriding a dick is an in depth activity that requires skill and clench strength and hip movement and timing and vocalizing etc
>>44122555Bottoming literally takes over a day of prep. You just cum in an asshole. We are not the same.
>>44122585unless you're an 8 or above, good luck sister.
>>44122583or it's not my first day on the internet
Shiza is fat, but not in the hot way, so I tend to ignore him.
>>44122597No i think you're just a chronic gooner anon, own it
>>44122588sucking dick isn't work you idiot. and i know you've never ridden dick so maybe sit this one out. the only work you do is meltdown because the men you ask to fuck you actually try to fuck you>>44122589it doesn't. something is very wrong with you
>>44122583yeah
>>44122593i am. gimme his deets>>44122607i'm not and i'm not going to appropriate gooner culture
>>44122632You just happened to know the exact video anon is talking about by that vague explanation
>>44122588Did you know a lot of squids have serrated teeth or even hooks on their tentacles, so this would be a horrid thing to experience?
>>44122651yeah? so what
>>44122622lol skill issue confirmed, keep telling on yourself sis
>>44122622>it doesn't. something is very wrong with youSorry you like poop on your dick, anon. But its not for me.
>>44122588>>44122622>sucking dick isn't work you idiotit doesn't matter if it's work or not because sucking dick isn't a bottom activity
>>44122661that just makes it better for xem, xes a sicko
>>44122666so you know your stuff don't you?
Are indians worse than gypsies?
>>44122681 i'm a bottom>>44122682it is for me
>sucking dick requires tremendous amount of work- unemployed person
>>44122682If sucking dick isn't bottoming what is it? It's definitely more than making out.
>>44122524No its from men.com with joey mills theyre both white whats this black guys name never seen that i think
>>44122689no i've seen one dude sucking his dick while getting fucked which is so rare that i remembered it. why is this news to you?
>>44122714>If sucking dick isn't bottoming what is it?bottoming is bottoming, you dumb retard-slur
>>44122708Do you not fast for a day if you know you're going to fuck later?
>>44122704We are indians lol
>>44122727Retard is the retard-slur, chuckle fuck. Also bottoming is when you submissively get a dick put in one of your holes. I didn't make this definition up you can literally google it.
in the big '26 why are people still pretending tops can't/shouldn't suck dick
>>44122719it's rare enough that i found it search self sucking black man -- dominic santos. i've never heard of joey mills but thanks for the info
>>44122723>one dude sucking his dick while getting fucked which is so rarenvm i guess you're not really a gooner after all
>>44122723Do you think anyone's ever given themself pink eye by accidentally squeezing a fart out of their folded up gut while sucking their own dick?
>>44122729no? do people really do that
>>44122714bottoming refers to anal sex specifically being the receptive partner if anything sucking a dick is oral topping
>>44122622This is why nobody wants to suck your dick anon, it is a lot of work, your jaw gets all sore and sometimes you cry because it's really hard to get a dick shoved down your throat and not be able to breathe, and fighting to stay pliable
>>44122747>Retard is the retard-slurthat's the joke, fag-sluralso not only does google specify anal sex when you ask "what is bottoming", it also includes that vaginal sex is bottoming, which is retarded.
>>44122763I don't want to shit myself, anon.
>>44122748>in the big '26 why are people still pretending tops can't/shouldn't get fucked by 10 inch uncut hairy penises
>>44122776>vaginal sex is bottomingDon't let the faghags know about this
>>44122776Like I said, any hole counts.
>>44122756>>44122754>>44122761ask delta, he claims to have personal experience
>>44122768No because the dick sucker recieves the cock in his mouth. But service tops are hot so I really don't want to get into the weeds about it.
>>44122739No, we are Charlie Kirk
>>44122791it specifically says "anal or vaginal sex"
>>44122775mate i suck dick regularly. literal 12 years are doing it in bathrooms in between class. it's not work. all you're telling me is that you're bad at sucking dick.>>44122780ok...
>>44122704they’re the same thing but gypsies seem marginally less shit-caked
>>44122805Charlie would unironically be more proud of us for keeping his legacy alive than his bitch ass corpo wife
>>44122805We carry the flame
>>44122817no on wants to hear about your hebe adventures, auto-pedo
>>44122805Yasss
>>44122817Don't "ok..." Me like get properly fucked up the ass with an ass full of shit isn't a recipe for disaster. Honestly. Grow up.
>>44122829ok...>>44122836imagine if you could empty your ass before getting fucked instead of starving yourself
I am about to go bed. Post some boring gay history shit read in sexy male voice to fall asleep to
>>44122865Imagine if I had crohns ok :( is that what you wanted to hear?
>>44122888womp womp
There is no way this guy is straight.
>>44122865Imagine if you had a self lubricating hole that doesnt pass dookie through it every day that has a variety of textures and can be completely controlled to milk a dick instead of just a ring
>>44122898Can we fucking stop implying all the shitty homophobic straight tards are just "closeted gays" please
everyone thank paaige for removing pooner tumor!
>>44122909I high key wish I just had a pussy ngl. I'd trade anal prep for period cramps.
>>44122917Consider getting a life anon
>>44122915Homophobes are the closet gays though?Normal straight folks don't think about gay stuff all the time and crossdress.
>>44122915I get why you say this, but vance was actually kind of a flamer back in the day
>>44122935and shes in the hospital!!! gigi is healing bros!
Just because you havent nutted balls deep in my throat forcing me to inhale your bush musk yet doesnt mean you wont
Any man who I am not attracted to is straight.
>>44122955i know a man who needs him sum a that
Is half of this retarded place in jail?
>>44122972or hospital lolll
Thank you god for making me skinny blonde white and hot af. amen.
>>44122972Do they let you have phones in jail?
What does paige have to do with tim being in hospital
>>44122984You got divine help living on easy mode and still ended up here huh
>can't even get an interview for a stupid dishwashing jobit's so over
>>44122972Everyone's hungover. 250 years ago George Washington was given life by our Lady Liberty through virgin mother Betsy Ross. People were celebrating because they still remember and actually love this beautiful fucking country.
>>44122958it feels so bad i can't do this because no one has been able to take it balls deep in their mouth without pressing on my stomach for me to pull out
>>44122984conbot will have his way with you
>>44123000Paige posted her dick cumming blood and it traumatized him
>>44123032>her dick
I hope my American friends here had a wonderful 4th of July celebration last night?
maybe if i had 9 lives i could finally find a man
>>44123017Why do you want to work?
I have a confession, most bara art is hideous and I don't get why, weren't gays supposed to be good at aesthetics?
>>44123023Damn how big are you
>>44123058What would you do if you woke up tomorrow with a pussy? Would you get a phalloplasty?
>>44123072it might help my self esteem plus then I could move out maybe and it night improve my mental health
>>44123081i'd kill myself
>>44123075Thorny bottoming for paige:
>>44123081I would probably cry, I've always wanted a cat since our last one died
i miss timurlanei do NOT miss thorny. i hope that bitch stubs his toe and fall into the pit of hell >:(
>>44123088mcdonalds takes everybody
>>44123032He wanted a break from here after seeing paiges gross weiner, but the hospitalization is unrelated
>>44123099what this mean
>>44123105Guess
>>44123099I'm not allowed to work at McDonald's because I didn't want to cut my hair, so I showed up to the interview in a really cheap obvious wig, and this cishon bitch wanted to cave my skull in for "trying to deceive the corporation" and told me to leave the facility.
>>44123109idk that's why I'm asking
>>44123125I know you don't, that's why i'm asking you to guess dumbass
>>44123109>>44123125like what is a McDonald's take about saying "it would be nice to have a job"
>>44123119LMAOOOOO
>>44123079not overly big, only seven inches. and thick. but the guys i've couldn't do it
>>44123098It's paiges fault luls
oh unless you meant "McDonald's hires anyone", but idk why you would phrase it like a retard
>>44123119Wait like a short hair wig
>>44123105they're free use
>>44123153Uhm. actually! it's hire not take
>>44123153This poster says she not autistic btw
>>44123153sorry for being esl bottom
>>44123017Working is fun. I hope you get a nice job.
>>44123153is english your 1.5th language
>>44123154Lmao yeah, I got it at party city. It was some stupid 70s costume wig
>>44123167it's ok>>44123164I'm not
Why does thorny bleed out his ass when he bottoms
>>44123164She doesn't believe in autism, and also it's ok to have autism you're being ableist
>>44123188its the evil escaping out of his dark soul via his hole
>>44123119I dont get it do they force every woman to cut her hair short? They never heard about ponytails and hair nets?
>>44123202There's extra rules for the trannies, as there should be
>>44123188It wasn't blood it was bacon grease.
>>44123202No they just forced the men to cut their hair short, and I was a closeted tranny, so I wasn't about to cut my hair for a job.
>>44123098Is it wrong to lead grindr poons on with the whole "yes bro I see you as a dude" only to dump loads in the frothy low dose T poonussy for a week long on and off pump and dump leaving her impregnated?
odds swap it to elvaan maledubs peanuts
odd how the only people who identify as nonbinary are women who dress with men clothing
>>44123227beetle juice love
>>44123232not anon being goofy
Is it wrong to lead cisgays on with the whole "yes bro, in just a twink with bitch tits. I'd never troon out on you" just so you can ride them for a couple of weeks, and get money for gas?
>>44123153They did not hire my ass
>>44123263Attention Small town closet gays who live in either the shitty parts of Europe or the shitty parts of USA with their conservative family.Stop fucking posting. You are disgusting and unlovable. You get all your ideas about gay relationships from anime about underage boys.You are a walking thicket of red flags who expects their potential partners to wait through the years of emotional development that everyone in more civilized already had as they dated or at least were outwardly gay for years.Now in your twenties when everyone is looking for either hookups or more serious relationships you are still in the teenage cutesy cuddle phase complete with recreating things you see on TV and hiding it from your parents.And even if you find a partner who you can trick into signing up for all that bullshit their reward will be the honor of helping a man child through their emotional baggage. They will only receive the hate of a bunch of strangers in the middle of nowhere for the mere fact that they agreed to date you.If you aren't man enough to be real with your friends and SENPAI about something you think is so important to you then why in Allah's name do you think you are man enough to be worth of a relationship?
>>44123247Pump it up
>>44123289So it's fine then?
>>44123302no
Im not closeted
>>44123289you had this saved...?
old men make me soo happy
>>44123374Of course, i have all the old classics saved
Africa is not a good country.
>>44123435Africa is an amazing country
>>44123435>>44123442Africa isn't even a country
would you date a jewish guy
i would date an asian guy
>>44123468Yeah theyre hawt
>>44123478Can you afford them?
>>44123457Africa is an amazing continent* idk I've never been I just wanted to be contrarian. I'm sure the congo is cool.
I would date a woman
>>44123468>>44123478Yes to both. Jewish guys tend to be smart. My HS was full of Jewish nerds, jocks, and preppy boys
>>44123503Would you date a miserable twink with bitch tits from estrogen who thinks they're a woman like me? Hypothetically, not personally me.
would you date a shaved smooth black femboy?
I want to hold a guy over my head while I suck him off
I'm being stupid.
>>44123517I need a vagina
I would date a trillionaire. A billionaire even.
I don't want to be judgemental of you fags or anything but consider the following: when I take a shit, atter using my bidet then wiping with toilet paper then washing my hands for about 60 seconds, I can still smell shit on my fingers. Don't assholes have a perpetual smell of shit to them regardless of how clean? Don't you guys mind that? Or do assholes eventually lose the shitsmell in favor of something else?
>>44123541The straight ones always do :(
>>44123531Don't need me sum a that
>>44123555you got shit on your hand theres no doubt about it you dont know how to wipe. You think everyones hand smell like shit? Its just you dude
I sure hope my mood doesn't infect you guys.
would you date a hairy, bearded black otter
>>44123555>I take a shit, atter using my bidet then wiping with toilet paper then washing my hands for about 60 seconds, I can still smell shit on my fingers.Can't say I'm surprised about straggots being unable to wash themselves properly
>>44123589>blackno
Maybe thorny has razor sharp bagina dentata and that was his victims blood after his bussy devoured his cock
>>44123605No he's right. The smell deep in deep and I have to lather and rinse my hands for like 5 minutes to make the smell go away completely. It's why I would never suck a guy's dick after anal. Im literally just going to throw up down your pee hole. Nobody wins there.
White boy lips on my big black dick.
>>44123585smell your hand after wiping and washing then, retard. The chemicals that make shit stink aren't water soluble and they cling to skin dumbass>>44123605odds are I'm more well washed than you faggot
LMAO
>>44123642>odds are I'm more well washed than you faggotdid you type this with your shit smelling fingers?
>>44123634Eww i forgot to cut it
>>44123642I dont sniff my hand because im not a coprophile
>>44123641More lovingly toned black guys please.
>>44123625>>44123188>>44123098>>44123090>me putting hard work into mentioning myself regularly because no one else will
>>44123668
desert voe link > gerudo vai link
>>44123555When I've seen assholes IRL I've never smelled shit. Only when it's been straight guys naked and bent over
>>44123644autism diagnoses are fake, especially in women
>>44123695Francois Sagat. One of the most legendary French whores
aint that that tall dude from street fighter
Why does god make you love people so hard that will never go anywhere?
>>44123764which god?
>>44123801Eros
>>44123813idk, why don't you just ask him?
uh oh, i'm about to buy home decor to fill the void in my heart again
>>44123844There's nothing wrong with buying shit to make yourself happy anon, go for it
Lets have a fun day.
antinatalism is awesome
Sex with Gex
>>44123678I just think his bleeding hole is interesting ok which type of guy do you think fucked his bloody asshole?
>>44123882Oh please shut up you dumb nigger
>>44123289Don't talk shit about small town America
I hope the lonely guys get together.
>>44122748I'd rather blow a guy than fuck him
>>44123966they're always countries apart
>>44123651yeah>>44123662coward is he who is afraid to find the Truth.But anyways, faggots, despite your refusal to answer my simple question I have a suspicion: assholes probably do not always smell like shit because when I scratch the edge of my clean asshole after showering and washing it with soap in a day I haven't shat, it doesn't smell like anything. Thanks for nothing monkeypox vectors.
don't say the n word it's offensive
Porting gaygen to the gameboy color as we speak
>>44124031post a photo when you get it working
You need this in your life.https://youtube.com/shorts/kpoTFbF7XDg
>>44123555The whole point of anal is the intense shit aroma if I wanted a clean hole I'd just fuck and eat out a woman
>>44123990It's always something with you.
>>44124192I don't understand why you guys make this thread as repulsive as possible to be in. There are no pics. The pics that people do post are joyless, loveless, it's clear nobody is actually interested in these pics. Are you guys here on a job? And is it a job that doesn't pay very well so you don't do a good job?
WatchMojo is on the brink of collapse :(
>>44124240Lol lubetard get rekt
Flirting with tops is so stupid and I never know what to say. Flirting with bottoms is fun and silly and comes naturally. As a bottom. Ugh.
>>44124223I know
>>44124292Let me remind you: you are a victim of your own actions, not of the world.
>>44124292Leave Homer alone >:(
>>44124240post a photo of your face, be a good boy and show these other anons that don't know how to make a fun thread
>>44124327>>44124223Big fan of you
>>44124327I find fault in everything>>44124349it just summarises my usual mood
i want to lose weight but mmm yummy yummy milk and cookies
>>44124444Become a musclebear instead
We should have a national butthole day. To celebrate the fact that the anus exists so that we can have anal sex.Agree or disagree?
>>44124324link the uncensored one at least
>>44124487Lets make it a month with parades to piss off straggots even more
>>44123312Man I'm so glad I'm not this type of faggot.>>44124538No this has nothing to do with pride month, it would be separate. But the Ben Shapiro video on national butthole day, would be hilarious to watch.
>>44124487agree>let no butthole remain a virgin>let every woman and man experience a HFOwould stop half the wars in the world
>>44124569God forbid a man be cute and artsy
>>44124569How can you tolerate shapiros voice? It's so whiny with a pretentious cadence--straight up HOA president-tier.
Would you?
yes i love older men im a big fan of crows feet
>>44124502link your hole
>>44124624>>a HFO?
>>44124663
>>44124675>hairlessdisgusting
>>44124683did you honestly think delta would be able to grow masc hair?
>>44124444Sex with Starfox! Yes I know that's not his actual name idgaf.
lost sinner down
>>44124698of course not. it requires absolutely no effort which is way too much for him
>>44124698I'm like 30% hair
what's the top version of jock straps?
>>44124736basically a twink at this point if you weren't so fat
>>44124634Holy shit lmao I'm so stupid. I legit thought you were talking about Ben Shapiro, and I had to delete a paragraph. This is why it's important to quote greentext multiple reply posts.>>44124644I did not say I did.
>>44124733You know thats not all that impressive I beat that game when I was a child videogames are for children why dont you lose like 100 pounds that would be impressive
>>44124733Is that dark souls 2?
I just saw a amélie tiktok and now im sad thinking about my ex again how we used to watch movies together and hed make fun of me and compare me to her I need a tub of icecream ;-; it never gets easier...
>>44124760
>>44124760not bragging just reporting>>44124768yes
>>44124785yikes, why are you playing the worst fromsoftware
>>44124750G-string
>>44124771I saw Sense and Sensibility and I couldn't help but think that Colonel Brandon deserved better than Marianne and that the ending was an asspull.
>>44124807kek the anti jockstrap
>>44124807that's also bottom gear
Now delta dont you turn into a cunty regirock with a handbag
>>44124785>not bragging just reportingAnd why would we care?
>>44124754I am hairy damn it>>44124831>regirock with a handbagwut
>>44124794well it has the most complete magic roster and its the most interesting from the trilogy i feel, ds1 and ds3 dont scratch the fantasy itch for me as much, ds2 has that dark fairytale thing going on
>BRO MY PENIS IS SO HORNY GIVE ME SOME MORE POPPERS BRO
>>44124816tonight on bottom gear
>>44124856dicklet
>>44124840why would i care about you caring or not caring, who are you
>>44124860No madonna you need to stop popperbating youre a old granny not a gay faggot
Gooner moment
>>44124856Hot
>>44124859Dark souls 2 is actually garbage, it's the epitome of making it hard and frustrating just because. You have fun pretending like you're into that i guess
>>44124863the implication that one group is a downgrade compared to the other when everyone has terminal britface
>>44124863Paige Rexie and Shiza
Fem bottom x masc top
>>44124856girl why are you so out of touch with the internet like you live in it
>>44124856Ün ün ün
>>44124886oh i hate hard games lol, i just enjoy the action combat and being able to cheese stuff, im mad overleveled and i summon for bosses, i guess i like being given a challenge and a bunch of tools to obliterate that challenge idk
>>44124891Yesyesyes me and my future husband uwu
>>44124866it's not to scale>>44124896>>44124909I have never seen nor heard this reference in my life
>>44124914>i just enjoy the action combat and being able to cheese stuff>im mad overleveled How fucking embarrassing to admit you like cheesing games. I guess i do get why you'd be dumb enough to prefer ds2 now
>>44124886shes playing easy mode sorcery like a little sissy
>it's not to scalemmhmm
gooning died when thisvid banned scat
>>44124889bongs really got the shallow end of the gene pool
>>44124940we all kinda grew up cheesing gothic 2 over here lol
>>44124939Oh we have such cün cün cünty sights to show you
>>44124986who are we
>>44124986Shiza, what do you think about famous japanese homofascist icon Yugioh Mishima?
>>44124960its still there though?
>>44124960Thats why you go to erm piggies get fed
>>44124960nah it died when tumblr banned porn during trump i
>>44124995poles nigga>>44125006i think he probably wouldnt want to be remembered for "homofascism"
For real tho, i don't mind cheesing games but the whole point of dark souls games is making it hard and overcoming it with game knowledge. Dark souls 2 was just frustrating for no reason, there's no over coming it just annoying over spam of enemies that ruined the experience
>>44125055Bruh it's easy enemies disappear after you kill them so many times or you can often times just run past them
>>44125037>i think he probably wouldnt want to be remembered for "homofascism"Maybe he shouldn't have wrote a book about it then, but do you like him?
>>44125074It was just never fun
>>44124324What's this?
>>44125082havent read anything of his but i probably agree with his political stances at least>>44125055pretty sure its about a bunch of different things actually
>>44125105gaygen rugby club meetup 2024
Can someone give me a quick rundown on piggies getting fed? What is that
>>44125117>gaygen rugbyheh
>>44124993regileki is cool
I made cookies!
>>44124979the gene tea spoon
>>44125108Basically, he hated bottoms so much that he decided to live with a women instead.
>>44125174>Basically, he hated women so much that he decided to live with a women instead.
boomer setting me up for an extremely dry joke and it hitting me 4 months later
>>44125137Thats such a shitty design sorry but hes not cool and you should feel bad about liking him
>>44125129Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dubSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dubSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dubSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub(Yo da dub dub) yeah, I'm the Scatman
>>44125108>pretty sure its about a bunch of different things actuallyIt's not really, i guess if you play the game badly and don't understand the general plot id understand where you're coming from but i didn't do that
i hate fat
>AHAHAHA BOTTOMS ARE WOMEN AJAHAHAHA GET IT AHAHAHA LOOOOOOL WOMEN AMIRITE XDDDD
Im gooning right now my legs are spread and im pumping my penis to pig porn
>>44125136you can catch a ball right? Just a bit of exercise for 80 minutes and then an hour or two comparing willies in the changing rooms.
GO BRAZIL!!! Vamos Brazil!! Win this football game, please. Slaughter these Norwegian psychopaths
>>44125160lolmom said its my turn on the gene
>>44125245keys
>>44125214well i only know miyazaki's car anecdote but that one makes me think its about overcoming challenges with the aid of strangers for example, id have to see a design document or something
>>44125242no its funny to me because there was a trip that went by rugby who went to prison for something i dont remember what
I just took the fattest smelliest dump in the toilet and theres steam coming off it too 0_0
>>44125294Remember when you used to be homeless with a dog you didn't take care of? funny arc
>>44125294Gender affirming shits
>>44125272domestic terrorism, he had a neo-nazi group, but they just looked like larping teenagers posing with swastikas to me
>>44125294Literally who asked? We didn’t need this information. Please share less.
>>44125336That's rich coming from you, consider respecting your elder
>>44125322only being a brown hoodlum is allowed now, no organizing for wypipo
i do NOT have poor taste in older men
>>44125294Thorny core
>>44125366>>44125366>>44125366
>>44125351And who the f are you? Sit down, anon. Sit down.
>>44125200you're no fun
