Qott: have you seen the hat man?Qott2: how are you feeling? Why?Prev: >>44126006
gonna make chicken for lunch
https://youtu.be/RJqimlFcJsMTHREAD THEME
Damm, jannies told me to stop being a slut.
What do you think bronya is thinking about in the sex swing right now
>>44129411>qott1yes, ive been a dph addict for 1.5 years. checked my amazon history quick and since 29 april it seems ive bought a total of 1300 x 25mg pills though idk why i dont just buy the $10 bottles of 1000 each more. i think part of me wants this to end eventually so i buy less at times but its not easy.
what is the hat man
>>44128353There are no Rav gifs, sorry :c>>44128689In my shoulder. No lolAh yeah. I usually plan my trips with an extra day to just be at home bc of that
Me playing the piano :3https://vocaroo.com/18h1dTeqmjxt
>>44129462tranny for the record if not kinda obvious
I though HRT for trans women makes you less horny but I'm still a gooner and sex addict.
qott2 Im feeling horny.I just wish I could clock into a job involving letting people use my body in a freeuse Lower body glory hole. I dont want to feel his eyes staring at me so the wall will separate us and he can focus on fucking + spanking my ass and playing with my gock. I fear the day ill have to go into missionary and feel such lustful eyes gaze upon me as hes completely over me. The feeling of dread knowing hes going to thrust with all his might completely filling my insides as he spurts his warm and cozy man-jizz as he passes out still inside me leaving me trapped underneath him like a Mutt knotting a bitch.
>>44129411>Qott: have you seen the hat man?every night for the past 8 yeara>Qott2: how are you feeling? Why?good, lifes good
>>44129535looking at a dudes face when he cums is heavenly, he's looking at you to make sure his dick is deep insides you, and then his eyes roll back as he cums :)
>>44129553jusst really scary, I dont really like being looked at, Unless I really like them but if someone likes me that much i just end up really flustered and unable to function. Just really overwhelming. Like that feeling when your under the blankets before bed erotic role-playing
>>44129470Gf
>>44129571well I have BPD I so I do as much as possible to satisfy a guy in bed and make him love me.When I have a hookup I'm willing to let him face fuck me and breed me raw.
>>44129573Gf?
>>44129576Why would bpd make you do that? I have a family member with bpd but I never really understood it. Just that sometimes they feel really good, other times they feel really bad.
>>44129594I'm a slut. I don't care about my own physical pleasure during sex, I want to know I'm pleasuring a guy and that's all I care about. Giving maximum pleasure to my top.
>>44129462can someone spot me dph money
>>44129604Where you at
>>44129614dc
>>44129613*braps in your face*
>>44129613it cost $1 at dollar tree lmao kys.
haven't heard any fireworks :(there illegal here and im not in the city rn but the vibes are atrocious. usually it's constant booms around this time regardless of the law
>>44129671We had the most fireworks in history last night
>>44129663i didnt even know. a 50 min walk to one but it seems ur right. a single 24 pack tho is lame.
>>4412967824 doses of Dph will send you hell
who actually likes fireworks
>>44129689trump's ego
>>44129671btw, Id fuck the hell out of your ass and throat. raw, since I know you like that. Then we will watch Naruto Shippuden as you blow me during the scenes with Tsunade.
>>44129698I sucked bbc raw and got chlamydia
>>44129710im not worried about that. Im certain Eris is std free.
>>44129714yeah, I'm std free now. I got doxycycline. And I got on PrEP so I can get rawdogged.
>>44129714Nicholson has posted about getting pozzed with hepatitis c
>>44129684did you miss the part where i did this for 1.5 years? i know how this works. my highest dose is 1g which yes is retarded but at least respect that i should know how different doses affect me lol
>>44129716Forgot to put your trip back on? pathetic display
>>44129727Ok fine>22yo autistic man moder
>>44129718Its fine im sure she made it up. We'll get through it together. Eris feels like a flower that just needs the cultivation for it to bloom. Also i saved her nudes so. All 4
>>44129411No hatman, but I just woke up from a nightmare featuring my ex (MtF). We dated 4 years ago but in the rare instance I do dream, she's there one way or another. I'm currently in another relationship right now. I feel terrible that she occupies my subconscious, even if it's merely from the desire of wanting closure. She was my first love, my first irl love, and I don't know if I'll ever be able to get over her. The only good thing that came from the extreme heartbreak is that I've been on T for 3 years now (Cis M)I wanna let my ex go, the only reason I haven't roped is because I love my current gf. But I think that because my ex was so close (like 2 hours away) and my current gf is a continent away, I won't be able to close that chapter until I'm out of the country. Be real, chaserbros, how do you finally get over losing your first love?
>>44129736did you eat today
>>44129718yeah hep c fucking sucks lmao. You gotta spend $50k on antiviral, and it takes months to get rid of.It's the new AIDS, it's going to get critical mass in the gay community soon enough.
>>44129741yeah I did, But I know eris probably did not. Good, Shes on the bottom diet.
>>44129695nice one jimmy kimmel
>>44129739>edatingoof
what toy should I get for my nipples, my breasts are very sensitive. >manmoder
>>44129776that's one way to keep it downlow
>>44129781holy fuck I was reading the review on a breast sucker toy on amazon and came upon this review
Id rather have Eris be my basement gremlin who stays out of the way and who I occasionally visit for mating and feed her lots of lots and affection.
>>44129776I only e-dated once, the girl I am with now, but the irl gf was...well in real life. Even if we met here.
>>44129792post forehead
>>44129799forehead? I knew it was bad but I didnt think people would hate the idea of someone flirting with eris. But no i cant lol
i’m hella ugly
>>44129819idk who you are or what you look like but id fuck fhe hell out of you
I want a tranny gf but I don't want to install dating apps or put myself out there or go outsideIs this feasible
>>44129822hot, I want to be filled with warm cum, I want to sleep with cum sitting in my body.
>>44129824i mean if you're decently attractive it's possible
>>44129462Show me your tits mel
>>44129827thats cute, I always end up sleepy after I climax.
>>44129827hijacking my response wow whatever enjoy the cum i guess
>>44129832hot, I'd like to spoon with your cum covered cock resting over my ass
>>44129837You can have cum too. I will not leave a woman unsatisfied.
when I have sex with a guy, the reward is to be filled with cum. The cum inside of me is the end goal. Is this fembrained?
i want hot chaser cum :c
>>44129841That sounds very comfortable. But idk if im pressed up against you like that ill be erect again.
>>44129830that thread about wanting chaser cock wasnt mine btw but you got me this time
>>44129856Well yeah being a drug addict is one of your most defining traitsNow do it
>>44129671>there illegal herelol what
when I have sex with a guy the end goal is to get paid honestly
>>44129863dont rly wanna
>>44129866yes, I get paid with his cum :).
>>44129868Gay maybe next time
>>44129689gaymos
If cis men hate finding out their hookup is secretly trans, what if a trans woman finds out they are being lusted after by a gay mtf?
>>44129886This implies the existence of non gay mtf
>>44129886how can you not tell someone ur hooking up is trans? Maybe if the tranny tops and they are boymoding.. but for bottom umm you gonna know they are trans lmao.
>>44129889not all trannies have dicks bro
>>44129889Hence the suprise when you go to fuck her and she has a pp swinging about. But If a transbian disguised as a boymoder to top another trans woman. Absolutely Genius.
>>44129889The tranny doesn't have to pull their cock out to suck penis bro
>>44129894yeah, I think a top can feel the difference between srs hussy and real pussy.Idk though, I've never felt pussy before.
The saddest thing about trannies is they can't get hard anymore so you can't tell if you're doing a good job or not
>>44129886for me finding out a guy is trans like that would make it better, since another tranny that understands you somewhat seems like a better bf than a cis chaser. i'd imagine it would be similar for lesbians
>>44129902Least transbian chasergen post award
>>44129897>I think a top can feel the difference between srs hussy and real pussythey can't this is a meme, i'm friends with some tranny escorts and they're high stealth. the men who are paying to fuck them do not know they're trans, neither does the agency they work for i believe. the idea you can easily tell is a meme made up by chuds and chasers who want to discourage trannies from getting it chopped offthough cheaper methods of SRS are dogshit and very clockable so mileage variesmost men can't correctly label a diagram of a vulva when asked, they can't tell shit lmao
>>44129897>yeah, I think a top can feel the difference between srs hussy and real pussy.if that was the case there would be no point in getting a surgically reconstructed pussy, would it
>>44129830which mel
>>44129908no, a neovagina can still feel good for a guy to fuck but obviously the internals aren't the same as women. Are they even ribbed on the inside?
>>44129901This is a myth. Though sometimes I dont get hard when i bottom. I can and will get hard.>>44129902Good to know, im going to do this with "straight" trans women to get them used to things.
>>44129906huh
Telling my tranny friend I need a couple more trys with her srsussy before I can tell whether it's different to a cis pussy
>>44129913yes they are lmao you know nothing abt this :')
>>44129913they internals are the same generally, since they're made from identical tissue. aside from the shitty cheap surgeons/techniques ofc
>>44129919ur right, I have never fucked pussy and I have small gock so likely I can't even get good SRS.
stack a post op trans woman on top of a cis woman and constantly dip your cock in both.Next, the taste test.
>>44129923Gold star tranny
>>44129914>im going to do this with "straight" trans women to get them used to things.lmao what. i thought you meant lesbians. if you mean straight trannies then no, they won't like it if you reveal yourself to be a repper/manmoder or whatever you are. straight women prefer men generally yk
>>44129923actually I have good news, theres something called the pull through method that doesnt rely on length
Mouth? Cumming inside it.Ass? Cumming inside it.SRS pussy? Cumming inside it.Pussy? Cumming inside it.
>>44129932my gock is 4.5 inch length 4 inch girth erect, is that enough?
Nose? Cumming inside it.Earhole? Cumming inside it.Urethra? Cumming inside it.
England? Winning the World Cup.Sleep? Didn't have any.Bosh
i am powerful today. chasers beware
>>44129930no I said "Straight" not straight. "Straight" Trans women are girls larping as straight while being Bisexual. By me going boymode and flirting with them I appear as a femenine guy until I slowly reveal how Trans I am and that ive actually been a youngshit before I fuck my Twinkhon gf and tell her shes pretty
I feel at the same time like I'm asexual and aromantic and like I wish I were a gay guy in a loving marriage but never at home in my tranny body, even though I wanted to kill myself before transing. Why is that
https://voca.ro/1ToX5BYTW4pD
>>44129938damm it's joever huh? My gock is too small for SRS lmao.
>>44129936wwyd if you fucked a tranny's srsussy without protection and she gave you chlamydia
>>44129952Gay panic defense.
>>44129952some stds are worth the experience.
>>44129952I wouldn't fuck someone raw without knowing they're clean
>>44129938Just post your fucking gock already
>>44129955how will you prove to the judge that she's a tranny though if she had her documents changed and doesn't have a dick anymore?
>>44129946I agree you are aromatic
I might be a transbian but I want to sit on a chasers chest and cover eachother in oil and use friction to grind my gock against his belly/abs while kissing him. Telling him about all the women ive topped before he gets fed up and just dominates me. Then we end the day off drinking beers and sweating on the couch because I overheat when drunk
>>44129962https://litter.catbox.moe/bwh8k33b0ced7tb8.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/cvylb9s317a4h643.jpg
I'll admit one of the more attractive sides to an srs pussy is being able to cum inside it
>>44129967You don't even know me I haven't frequented this board for months I'm just too embarassed to post my thought poop elsewhere
>>44129975and sex whenever you want to? No need to clean for bottoming...
>>44129968"he" IM OUT
>>44129968Transbian fwb sounds ideal if they're like thisWhere do I sign up
>>44129972tiny, But when its erect and thick its quite cute.But your bastard sword is nothing to my Zweihander.
>>44129972Cute faggotNow the show the tits
>>44129979Exactly that too, idk why a lad wouldn't be all for it
>>44129985https://litter.catbox.moe/7wklzugu87hokahx.jpg
>>44129989most guys like some mud on the road
>>44129993fags do not straight men
>>44129993Not for me bruv
>>44129992As a tranner who's had tits like this before, Very cute. And they will even out in due time.
>>44129992Are you Australian
many of my friends are trans so-called lesbians. a few of them have even slept with me. i'm not feminine looking at all. what does this mean?
>>44130024let them larp in peace bro
>>44130024Trendbians. Or they just call themselves lesbian/transbian when they are actually bi. I'm bi and try to refrain from calling myself either, but I am in a defined transbian relationship if that makes sense lol
i need to kill myself
who should i kill myself in front of
>>44130072>>44130076i don't like when you talk like that
>>44130082ill kill myself in front of you then
just ejaculated to discordia nudes. I actually reallly like her.
>>44130084i wouldn't let you
>>44130086what if i told you that i didnt look at the labels on the cider i bought and i bought the gross orange flavor instead of the nice watermelon
>>44130090If you still have the receipt you can just go back and change them
Stu is trying to spread the Smile Curse to anon :skull:
>>44130090It's over
>>44130095thats too much work and i dont want to go outside. i want to stay home and kill myself>>44130103youre right. i should kill myself
>>44129992>>44129972you the manmoder who got an std from a black guy?
>>44129411>Qott: have you seen the hat man?Not yet. There's a little voice in the back of my head that's encouraging me to go on some really awful trips just to see what it's like, even knowing that I'm going to be miserable the whole time, but I haven't actually done anything yet. >Qott2: how are you feeling? Why?Depressed and dysphoric. No idea why, just happens sometimes where I get into a really dark place. It's happened before and I know it'll go away in time, the only way out is through or whatever, but right now I've just been trying to do the best I can.
why do people never consider that suicide might be the right choice for some people. they always reflexively tell you not to do it. can they not imagine any reason it could be a good idea? i think people with lives that good need to have some bad things happen to give them some perspective
>>44130137because the world is full of rich fulfilling experience and death is nothing, not even peace just abrupt oblivion
i might have mcasi think my entire life is up in smokegod is making my dysmorphia real i cant copeguys i wont live like thishghhgggh godhttps://litter.catbox(dot)moe/rzuhj9i6bwon29m8.mp4new old vid
>>44130137You want to kys because you think you look ugly that is stupid (no pun intended) because that's not a good reason to do it and because it's a straight lie>>44130147what is mcas?
>>44130152mast cell activation everythings been making my face swell hasnt gone down in 3 days after i had a sudden allergic reaxtion to macadamiamy face swells when i put on makeup when i eat when i wash my face etc etc etc n its incurableim losibg the little social life i clawed out i cant do anything im hypersensitive to everything
>>44130158You make my "mast" (penis) cells activate ;)
>>44130158I know your butt is looking swollen
>>44130162yeah bro your penis is a single "mast" cell so only visible on a microscope
one of the cans i bought is watermelon!!!! this is great to see, im saving that one
>>44130172SHUT UP
>>44130175Shut up and send me a kiss
>>44130143>the world is full of rich fulfilling experiencenot in my experience>>44130152i am ugly tho>>44130158that sounds awful :(
Goomorning everynyoron>QottIve heard histories abt it but I've never seen this thing .. maybe just once in a dreamI like to think I'm protected by God ufufu (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ>Qott2COLD because it's -8°c but hopeful because I want things to get better ough ..
>>44130181idk how to kisshttps://litter.catbox.moe/feml4z5pzsuh6c2q.mov
>>44130147ur rly cute and you look like one of my friends, she does those same eyes and clawing motion things when she's acting sexy. i dont really get what it means personally.
i should kill myself
>>44130197So cute
>>44130204No BAD STU!!
>>44130183im so fcking scared this latest flare up is so fcking badit may never go back down if it does it might flare up again and i keep getting my appointments wrong n delaying diagnosis/treatmentim on so many meds im tired all the ti.e but i have all this anxiety all this anxiety in my heart i just cant do it i cant do any of thisi had opportunities i had plans thsyre all getting pushed away noe theyre all elaving me i cant gs tout of this i cant undo this i cNt go back i dont know what to do i dont know what to do
>>44130197reminds me of those videos where a kitten is just shaking and vibrating barely standing up with a camera in its face
>>44130208you need to fix your diet, its probably the root issue, less carbs, grains, no sugar, less plants
>>44130208Welcome back hineko! I'm so sorry this is happening to u:( I hope everything gets better soon, take care you're a nice girl and u deserve to get better
instead of worrying about anything lets all kill ourselves
i just realized that i have a very easy, painless and enjoyable way to kill myself available. scary
>>44130218im on keto no nuts or seeds no dairy im fasting 12-18 hrs every day low sodium freshly cooked everything everythinghttps://litter.catbox.moe/jctn4qan5gjj4524.mp4
i can take or leave it if i please
>>44130233share
>>44130233what is it
Trannies don't know how hard it is to be a choid when you cum and immediately get hard againMy fucking cock hurts
if i was a youngshit none of this would be happening to me. i wouldnt have any problems
whenever i go outside i see women and im reminded that i will never look like them
beating the brakes off my mentally ill tranny because she talks about her face swelling
>>44130251xanax and alcohol
Clobbering up my tranny because England lost in the cup
>>44130288thats how i would want to do it but i dont have xanax :(
>>44130294Go cook some pasta instead
>>44130299i dont want to kys
making my chaser beat me
>>44130220cpuld be estrogen gotta switch to injections then maybe get off it if that doesnt improve back on prog too couldve made things bad still maybe incurable no ill detransition first ive prcactoced at bars guys like me as a twink i could do it anythivngs oreferable>>44130294i cna dot his seattles the drug caoitol of the pnw i stg i could do this and its my new plan actually if this mcas is real AND its incurable ilk do it on cameraI
>>44130289good riddance
tomorrow ill call ive bene procrastinaitng it im so frgiggn adhd i cant do that anymore im gertiting it as soona s possible jot leaveibg this plsce til i do except for korean bbq to keepc up appearnace si cat let my friend sknow im losing jt i cant let anyone know im losin g it i need to stya the cute normal one or ill poste everything i lsot everything all over again
>>44130305there wouldnt be any reason to do it on camera
You trannies are depressing meTwo young cute trannies having this talk is pure mental illness nothing elseI'll be back later i suppose
>>44130315yeah and its two intensely sexy trannies too, it just doesnt add up
>>44130305Detransitioning is never worth it hineko, you have already come far in ur transition, there isn't any reason to go back:( plz seek help and maybe a professional that can help you with these feelings, idk if you already did but if you did, everything will eventually get better
>>44130314christine chubbuck the reasons are ylwhat you make of them if my life is gonna be cut short over somethgn so pathetic cyet mundane i can a tkatldeast make an ending that matters. her suicife resonates woth me so mcuch and the abiltiy to give aomebody else that is probably the most impact i coudl sveer make on the world even if i lived 30 more years im not a skillful perosn otherwiss
https://litter.catbox.moe/4e9tb4dwoo27wbtl.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/voej5vqb75h97z1f.jpgI posted this befores but lole
Trans or detrans. It doesn't matter as long as the bussyhole stinks good.
>>44130326if its for my face i hVe to i got actual jobcs lined up for my face and body i need it btter i hope detransition fixing it is evena. Possi iloty id gladly do it atp ive seen the trans scene in seattle its not a fun mindset fo be in narcissism everywhere everyones jst waitng for their chance to speak imagingning what the othr person sees them as and evey dingle one of thme want sto have sex with uyou or fall i. Lvoe with you fall in love with the IDEA of yiu cuz no ones happy with thmselves no mattre how much artificze they put into it ive seen it all i dont think highly of transitionihfg at all even if i feel like a qoman
>>44130329just make absolutely sure its not something curable first
>>44130334mamacita
100% im gonna do my diligence even if its hard cu. Z my mental health has been down the guttedr its hard not to want it and i never truly knwr what wanting it was until now i always considerd it the lesser of two evild but i now feel this suffocation even being alive and awaek so it shard but illt rry i promiseif there is a cure n i a cure thts not 3 to 5 year sout everything wilm vbe better and this eill have been an eye opdning experienceZzif not ill be dead
>>44130362Ufufufu (´. .̫ .`)
>>44130373meant for this>>44130355meant for this
>>44130208I have been wondering how you're doing. I'm sorry that you're going through that right now. What else have you been up to?
Enough talking, kittens. Let's see those sissy shitholes.
>>44130373you need a man to fill your ass and make you stop rambling about nonsense
>>44130385you first kitten
>>44130374can I buy you dinner and tuck you in miss
>>44130397Yes if dinner is 20 piece chicken nugget
>>44130383RACH oh my god its bteen a while it feels like i jsthavent been doing anythng but delaying thingsclubs n bars onlhy one or two or actual parties its. weird peopl nagurally assume im more familiar wiht it all than i am n i guess im good at lyingforced to be more confident abt myslef bc guys kept comign onto me but. ofc god strck me down w this face swelling n now the face body anxiety is bsck worse than everi had to say goodbye to my biker guy it wzas hard i miss him it jst wadnt workign outi dont think i wnat a relafionship anymore even before him id accepted it wasnt in the cards for me at least not this stage of livde im too unsure who i am nd im tok unstable once u get to rlly know menow morte than ever cuz i cant even keep up my party girl aesthetic theyre all seeign the insecurities peek thru and theyll be turned Way by it im afraid i feel it like they already are they must be
>>44130334https://litter.catbox.moe/4u3km4r5emtxbveb.jpgFrom the same day
>>44130424you have a cute butt
i have never seen a body like mine on another tranny. only the moidiest moids have my build
>>44130427Thank u anon:)
>>44130428moids don't have a dumptruck like you do
beating up stu for being stupid
i want to cuddle with a moid so bad
>>44130408I think things will work out for you. Talk to your doctors. If it is the hormones causing your issue then maybe there's a different form you can try and if not, maybe no hrt, do what you need to do to be healthy. You are attractive regardless if you're on E or not. Everything will be fine, try to stay positive :-)
Lord give me a dumb bitch, lord please make her stupid
>>44130424I load the image, i see the start of a sock, chaser cry
>>44130460i'm dumb and i'm stupid too please please please pick me
>>44130451my butt is small and ugly, an average guy has a better butt than me>>44130453pls beat me to death
>>44130463I love you, how do I get you here though? you do realize im tard4tard right?
>>44130471>herewhere?
>>44130473Yooooooookay
>>44130455youre so nice to me thank you
>>44130462LOLLL it's too cold:( but I have some picshttps://litter.catbox.moe/2xcl7mumm9fpapbc.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/1vi0d5cfqvg54ixb.jpg
7/10
>>44129457I don't think anything at all
>>44130477i'm not dumb enough to go there unfortunately
>>44130483Femdom margeFemdom marge
bf who is nice to me
>>44130480Penny you look like a princess, you don't have to give out pics like candy
>>44130480cute feet
men owe me smooches
bf who has morning breath
>>44130502post lips and we will determine this
do you think i'll get attention if i post my body on porn subreddits
bf who says hi
>>44130515you're not anything special so no
The place was dead when we first came. No sissy shitholes. No femboy turd cutters. No shemale poop chutes. Just blogging. Blogging about Pokémons. Can you believe that? Pokémons. But we cleaned it up. And now there's this femboy, we call him Stu. Great guy. Tremendous guy. He posts his sissy shithole every single day. And let me tell you, it's one of the best sissy shitholes I have ever seen. In fact, it's one of the most popular sissy shitholes of all times. Do you know what I said? I said Stu, that femboy turd cutter belongs on television. That shithole should be on TV. And we're going to make that happen. Daddy's going to make that happen.
a homeless man just followed me home from the convenience store and was asking me to put my feet in his face and let him jerk off to my feet or something. Ugh he asked like right in front of my apartment too so i kept walking so he didnt know where i lived. and i was basically saying im not interested and that he should try grindr and he hadn't heard of that before
>>44130537sorry i don't know what i was thinking
>>44130496Thank u anon that's so very sweet:)) I haven't posted in a while lole and these are reposted:p>>44130500Thank u (￣(ｴ)￣)ﾉ
>>44130480They look so soft, this board gave me a foot fetish and it's getting so much worse
>>44130483i wish i was allowed to goatse my ass on this place and post it as a response
>>44130537that’s scary
>>44130479I genuinely care about you and want the best for you.
work in an hour omg i want to kms>>44130554its weird and unnerving and maybe a little scary, but honestly its not worse than having to start this work week soon
>>44130530:(( what if i am special tho, you don't know that
i think im just made to be abused
>>44130548Loolll I don't particularly like feet at all but I guess people like mine so I post them sometimes:p
>>44130537and then everyone clapped
>>44130491not thinking about femdon Marge>>44130551not thinking about goat see
>>44130573its really not that unbelievable and it really did just happen
>>44130537You should be carrying pepper spray being a weakling who walks alone everyday in a city full of crumbbums
goob mormon
>>44130577yea perhaps
my boyfriends are fighting over me in my video game and i hate it i wish they would just rip their clothes off and fuck. no violence
>>44130537Does this work if you're moderately attractive and not homeless?
>>44130584boyfriend who I can feed pastries by hand please
>>44130584sex is violence
i wish gay guys were into me even though i'm a man on estrogen with tits and a nonfunctioning dick
>>44130569if you were hot enough you know you would get attention you wouldn't need to ask
>>44130586sure, there was a bit in the back of my mind that was thinking like "maybe i should just say yes because im not getting any other action" and that would have been easier to entertain if he wasnt homeless
bf who thinks im kinda neat
>>44130575i'd post my gaped hole and you'd say>ok what nowor something like that. and then I'd imply your dick was small
Bronya do you think I should get fat at 6'4" so I can look like a medieval lord
should i try dating girls instead?
>>44130598Go ahead. What's stopping you?
>>44130601lack of physical attraction
wah! (sound of waking up)
>>44130604Probably not a good idea then
>>44130610Wuh.
>>44130588i was thinking this also. No sex either they can have like a rap battle or something>>44130594that's beautiful that's so us>>44130595Weren't medieval people all like 5' I think your renfaire dreams might be dashed before they began. heighthon neverpasser ywnbamlbut also yes absolutely and you should get those breeches on too
some wop fuck stared at me like im a freak. i need to kill myself
>>44130619weh :)
>>44130085umm based?
>>44130621>Weren't medieval people all like 5'No, just the British people
>>44130610wah!
>>44130628i see. well at least you have that going for you
>>44130614i apparently look like a lesbian so they keep flirting with me
>No trannytop ravaging my masc fagholeLe sigh!
bored of bronya, recycle her, i had my fun but now she's just another slightly stiff tissue
This subreddit is so kino
i should get a massage for my neck
>>44130637You could always get a bf and have him walk around with you to ward off the lesbians
I woke up so strange, I was fully clothed and I had both my hands down my pants like just generally cupped around my dick and balls, and the top of my t-shirt was drenched with sweat, somehow the only thing i managed to take off in my sleep was a single sock
>>44130650getting a bf has proved hard and im too stupid to see red flags
>>44130610wawawawawawa
>>44130655Oh are you that trans girl with the 32 year old ex bf?
>>44130648why are these people inventing scenarios to get mad abouti know a couple dogs and i've never seen stuff like this no one is comparing the smell of dog breath to child birth
how smelly is your wiener rn on scale of 1-10
mogs me. mogs me. mogs me. kms. mogs me
>>44130665just took a piss so maybe like a 3
>>44130663im gonna make a tinder to see if im attractive or not
>>44130682I'll take that as a yes. Good luck with the Tinder. If you have to use apps I would actually recommend Hinge though
>>44130664
>>44130685>>44130533
>>44130688>I will buy fireworks, not to celebrate, but to potentially scare dogslole. i feel like you've got to be mad fucked up and ugly to hate animals like that
>>44130665pretty strong, like a 7
>>44130686i just want to know if I have value. if i actually want to try to date i can try hinge tho thank you
i’m ouppy
Early morning of depression and despair
what do i do if i feel like crying all the time? not super interested in ssri stuff
penny is permabanned for one day bc her feet smelled too bad, everyone wish her well
>>44130723come suck on daddy's dick princess
>>44130680>>44130709report to my office for a sniff inspection
>>44130725Lmao feet pics actually get people banned now? This place has changed so much
>>44130710Tinder matches don't determine your value. All humans have value unless you're a rapist or a serial killer or something
>>44130723not interested in any medication or just not ssris?
>>44130737I'm a rapist and a serial killer and I deserve to be happy
>>44130734there was a feet pics thread she posted in that probably got nuked
>>44130725I don't think her feet smell bad at all
>>44130743what other medication? i take hrt
>>44130732is this like jury duty
>>44130752there are anti anxiety pills and things like mood stabilizers that work differently than ssris. anxiety meds help me a lot and i feel like i relate to a lot of your posts
>>44130763maybe i would consider those under different circumstances but right now I don't really have the capacity to see a pyschiatrist
>>44130732do I have to submit my underwear
>>44130759yeah you don’t have a choice bud>>44130776you will be wearing your boxers for the first sniff test, then they will be collected during the second raw sniff test
>>44130770you can see a rn who can prescribe via telehealth really quickly and easily. like it’s genuinely upsetting how easy it is to get psych meds compared to hrt
>>44130780do I get government underwear for my way back? what style? I kind of prefer them tight over baggy.how long does it take?
>>44130781what would the meds do for me? and what meds? Im nervous and anxious because of my financial situation (being indebted) and social situation (being gnc), not really because of my performance
>>44130795we have an arrangement of options for you to choose from, but i’ll be honest they’re not super comfy. i’ll try to get you something nice.> how long does it take?that depends on how nice you smell
>>44130804an anxiety med just makes those feelings more manageable. it’s okay if you are anxious for a “real” reason they still help
Faustian
>>44130820i would be sad if that happened to me
>>44130820Okay but it doesn't say terminal so maybe this dude should shut the fuck up. What a pussy
>>44130820That's not what Faustian means you nerd
what kind of pics do you put on a dating app?
>>44130833I think you're supposed to take a photo with a fish and say you like adventure. Heavily imply going to a bar is an adventure to you
>>44130842i don’t like fish or bars tho
>>44130833pics of me crying
>>44130831Faust makes a deal with the devil to gain powers humans aren't meant to have and suffers for it
>>44130808>i’ll try to get you something nice.this is why i pay taxes hell ye>that depends on how nice you smellI smell like I've jerked off, slept then jerked off again and worked out a bitthis is all up to you it's very subjective
>>44130842this stuff makes me so sad
>>44130851> I smell like I've jerked off, slept then jerked off again and worked out a bitsir i think im going to have to pull you aside for a more thorough oral examination
>>44130845shouldn’t i have pics of me crying instead?
I'm fat and ugly now and I'm lying
i will make cacio e pepe and if it comes out bad i kill myself
>>44130820this guy makes banger tiktoks tho
5 days without a break from work and now I’m going to be late because I have to pick up my hrt from across town before my shift. Kill me
>>44130861we could both be crying. it’ll show you have friends.
>>44130870you were the right person to ask. thank you
i tried to do something and it failed. thats the last time i hope
picking up her toenails and fingernails because under no circumstance will I let anyone do the evil on her
ill post a version of this with less skin and nervous body language for the Yankees but you can handle the real thing righthttps://youtu.be/6WJFjXtHcy4
i should never do anything
do you think im cool?
>>44130890turn around
>>44130890bronya what is that cool phone charm? great fit btw
>>>/b/951152125rick can't keep getting away with this!
>>44130897it's just some random tat I picked up. the character means "good fortune". I'm looking out for a new one it's getting a little damaged...>>44130897you got it boss
should i get a tattoo?
>>44130934you shouldnt do anything
>>44130934get a tatthree
>>44130860opening my mouth for an oral swab and she just starts kissing and smelling my balls
>>44130941okay sorry
>>44130890I talk a lot of retarded shit with you but you're very beautiful. I would never goatse you.
>>44130951hot i wanna smell your balls!
>>44130959> I would never goatse you.top 10 most romantic things said on /chasergen/
is it okay to have a tummy and wear a two piece swimsuit?
>>44130970its not ok to do anything
>>44130959Take it back
>>44130833Only profile pic: me looking autistic with my cat, wearing my autism headphonesOpener: dick pic, dick jokeWorks on grindr, chaser btw
>>44130979accept no substitute
What if I bought 4 mcmuffins and ate them in fhe park would that fix this
>>44130984can i see your cat
>>44130969nvm i fucked it up>>44130978you'll be pulled wide open by my hands and they'll ask, where did you get those rings anon? they're really pretty.
>>44129411>qottDid take absurd amounts of Benadryl once in high school, did not however see the hatman, mostly just remembered being scared I think
>>44130986for me its thisi didnt even ask it to add these chatgpt just keeps dropping bangers
>>44130984does it work on normal apps? also do i need to change anything if im a tranner?
I need to lock in, do the dishes and go to the gym!!
>>44130987No but it'd probably feel pretty good for the first two, maybe three.
>>44130987it would not but it's unlikely to hurt >>44130991that does sound accurate for sure. im like a magpie >>44130997so good right
>>44131000this works 100x better if you're a tranner
i want a gf who looks like bronya but mentally is not bronya
gorning
>>44131010can you teach me how to take dick pics that make it look really small
>>44131018do you really think there's anyone who looks like this and isnt fucking crazy. enjoy your 4 I'll be at the club screaming at the bouncer
goodnight asexual anongoodnight cibigoodnight pichugoodnight tansygoodnight wulfim
>>44131030goo ni nothing
>>44131027she can be crazy idrc, it's all the other shit that'd be tiresome
BREAKING: Choid has to go to work
>>44131027I thought about the 4 but I'm thinking making a giant pot of spaghetti at 7am instead but my brother's here and that will alarm him maybeThat's not me btw also I'm crazier than you
im at work too but i dont care anymore
about to poop at work
>>44131010>>44131025lmaogotta admit she's done you there
also goodnight anonymouse
if my pasta turns out bad ill kill myself
https://youtube.com/shorts/TZC0D3mUhdI:DDDanother epic binturong pull
>>44131057what do you do if it’s good?
>>44131071kill myself later
>>44131051good night!!!
>>44131070u always have the best binturong vids. when i see a binturong i always think about mamo
>>44131073it’s good to have goals
look at mel
>>44131089i hate that passoid
>>44131030goodnight nothing! >>44131036same applies. smv baby>>44131040im stealing crazy valor for sure right like if anything i am pretty low maintenance. what are brothers for if not alarming>>44131070i love rintubong....>>44131081GRRRRRR
chaser bf who i watch play outer wilds for the first time (he needs to hold me during the dlc because it’s scary to me even tho i beat it)
>>44131112bronya the ciders i bought were orange instead of watermelon :( feel pity for me right now or else
>>44131121i don’t like the angler fish ;~; is the dlc good? i need to play it still
>>44131121Fun! I'd love that.
>>44131132the angler fish are scary too he’ll need to hold me for that as wellyeah i liked the dlc but its also very different from the main game because its very self contained and is a bit more spooky than the main story. its really good tho.
>>44131089>look at what this faggot who doesn't even post here said on twitter XD
>>44131081Dx dont say that...>>44131112sry nyanya for stealing ur thunderidk y im getting recommended so much binturong contenti can see why u like them theyre awesome
>>44131129both of those sound pretty nasty to be honest
bf who lets me rub his bald head for good luck
>>44131145mel is a /tttt/ trip
>>44131112i dont think being kind of unbearable applies nomust be a transbian thing
>>44131162You're alright
>>44131148the watermelon one is good it tastes like juice. the orange tastes like gross orange soda
>>44131089if i wanted to see boring millennial xeets i would go on the boring millennial xeet website >>44131045FUCK YOU>>44131025yes for you anything see attached for my process >>44131147LMAO no not at all loving binturongs could never be a bad thing. I'm happy to see more of them they're so cute
>>44131121I don't understand puzzle games so I'll just watch you like a cat watches the TV
>>44131153and? is this /tttt/ general? go back to mtfgen faggot
I've seen bronya naked here a lot, but I've never seen her dick one time, figure that one out
nobody said goodmorning back so now i'm going to drive northwest several hours & jump off a high bridge in highbridge, wisconsin because of You
>>44131184It's very hard to see at that size so that's understandable.
>>44131188good morning sobe
>>44131188northeast i mean
>>44131188Good morning. I just got here
if I had a twin on our birthday I would post a photo captioned one big womb full of bad bitches>>44131171when I was your age I was smoking meth>>44131184Literally how>>44131188good morning I'm so sorry I was busy shrinking a cat
No one said I love you so I'm going to probably jerk off and finger my ass honestly
>>44131184she posted it in a sissy cage multiple times
>>44131198when your kitty is already so shrunken?
i used to hate the word sissy but now it cracks me up too much
>>44131198>Literally howThat's what I'm saying, I've seen your balls and not your dick
>>44131174LMAO
"slump"
no one said goob mormom back to me either btw
>>44131198idc bitch kys
>>44131220goooooboooboob morning
I'm on GLP and my gut is still full from yesterday and my breathe stinks
>>44131220gorny!!!
wow this pasta sucks im killing myself now
>>44131226*pees in your mouth*
>>44131233i made some ramen and it was great
>>44131225>>44131229hello how are you? i love you btw
>>44131253hello i am ok a little sleepy how are you goober
>>44131250im going to kill myself
>>44131203We can always go smaller>>44131209oh you can choke too>>44131220Gore Mormon!>>44131221No!!!!! You can't say that to people!!!>>44131226be strong
>>44131253i'm good i am finishing up housesitting for my aunt today i thikn so cleaning up & then gonna chat with choidoid what about YOU
>>44131257it’s monday so im sad and at work but i have coffee
>>44131262kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys
>>44131262On what? All balls no dick they're saying, at least you're different
sucking stu (pid)'s little clitty to completion as an obese hairy man
>>44131262how are you bron?>>44131263that sounds like fun
>>44131267exactly 45. that's 3*3*5. extremely auspicious
I'm quite fond of Bronya.
>>44131275I'm not like other girls....
Thinkin bout replacing my dick with a third ball. Any thoughts trannies? Would you like to be triballed?
>>44131282me too we should start a fanclub. obviously I'll be president
thinking about how when i first came on here i posted something about how i didn't understand why girls posted here when they had a bf & that if i got a bf i'd immediately leave without a second thought
>>44131287I think you can be the treasurer. Maybe. Are you good at sign spinning? It's a lost art
>>44131286third ball theory
>>44131292but you still post?
>>44131292So how's the bf doing?>>44131294The Third Bally Problem
>>44131018I want a gf who is bronya, but she'd overfeed me and make me fuck other men or something which makes me have second thoughts.
>>44131300If you're Ingerland
>>44131300spread that sissy shithole for daddy
Losing my shit so bad I'm about to start stuposting
>>44131300my sausage roll in your meat pie.
>>44130526You ask for so much babe
I want to date someone like anon, but she lives too far away.
do you think the sissy poster has any friends?
GWAN ARRY SCORE SUM FACKIN GOALS LAD
>>44131293I've never done it but I know in my heart I would be the greatest to ever do it after five minutes of practice with dd. xxxz>>44131298let's say "strongly incentivise"
>>44131300Most masculine British soccer fan
>>44131309i can move. i have no attachments to anyone near me
>>44131310GrrrrrowrKitten has claws
>>44131310i dont have any friends no
>>44131315You don't have DDs though. Or wait. Do you? You might..>>44131319Then you are not her.
>>44131329i don't have a clue I just pick a bra at random that shit is retarded anyway
>>44131310the sissy posts are just shitposts
>>44131315>strongly incentiviseI might have to haggle, like I can't wear what you want me to wear without some form of compensation. McDonalds date will do just fine actually...
>>44131329but im anon
>>44131335Most masculine Yankee football fan
>>44131349true!
>>44131349how is she a yankee? she’s from florida
>>44131310yeah me bitch
>>44131354They're all yanks
>>44131346Yes. But no.>>44131355Rick.
>>44131345it's couture sweetie don't worry about it they'll just think you're fashionable. have you tried that Carolina burger I kinda want one but all the limited shit is ass lately
>>44131362>>44131355it's not rick. these are actually some cute titties anonette
>>44131295ya>>44131296grand!
>>44131354septics are all the same to me
finished work and now im just gonna sleep, what a miserable existencestop being a sissy shithole just for one day and act as a weighted blanket for daddy
tittypicture.jpg
>>44131355>knew it was richard>opened it anywayswhat’s up big man
no rib cage talk today daddy, Folarin Balogun plays in 9 hours
>>44131370rest well anon
>>44131375can I lick your big fat ass, alex?>>44131374lol, sup man. not much, just jerking it
i wish i had a weighted blanket bf
>>44131373link doesnt work anon
Any Florida or Alabama anons? Just lonely and looking for IRL friends.
>>44131388I took it down. you missed out, sorry anon
Me (32): I just took such a big shit it piled up above the water like soft serve icecream. I feel so empty lol now I know what it feels like when I pull my dick out of you ;pMy gf (18): can you drive me to the mall to buy K-Pop Demon Hunters merch with my friends?
>>44131363No, I had their chipotle burger I think I was on here moaning about it because there was a rare break in my extremely busy and cool schedule. It was pretty shit I can't lie, i just remember their chicken being somehow worse it had like water bubbles in it. the carolina burger sounds okay, but it just reads as bbq sauce on a quarter pounder, and if I'm going to be honest I'd take a big mac over it. the worst item they did recently were those polish sour cream & black pepper fries and they stunk out my entire flat, i almost cried and it's rare for me to emote at all. I can talk about this all day.>couture sweetie don't worry about it they'll just think you're fashionablei've not gone unmolested in my jeans if i wear this they'll just fuck me instead
>>44131396dont you feel guilty about dating someone so much younger than you, anon? as old men, we can only date granny trannys
has anybody seen rick?
wwyd if you found me asleep in your bed when you got home from work?
>>44131417Do sex stuff to your body
Good kitten. Go outside braless for daddy. Poke those perky sissy nippies out for daddy. Good bimbos think they're challenging the patriarchy while they make men hard with their perky sissy nippies.
be real anons, if this tranny talked to you. you'd be head over heels for her. I love her clubbed fingers but yet slender looking goddess-like face. I'm definietly simping hard. I just want to kiss her all over
>>44131398oh yeah I remember you bitching about that one I gave it a wide berth on your judgement I think you took a bullet for me big time. BBQ sauce on a quarter pounder sounds incredible to me but I'm sick in the headit's important that we affirm that you are sexually desirable to demonstrate my high SMV without compromising my purity. it's just business. I'm sure you understand
>>44131401You say this a lot unprompted.
>>44131425wtf
>>44131428how’s the lovequest going, sticky ricky?
>>44131426DONT BAIT MEEEE
>>44131433ive only said this once. get that crusty-ass wax outta yo ears
>>44131417Hit you with a piece of furniture
>>44131436I don't know what you mean. That's my sincere opinion.
>>44131435I loved and lost, I fucked a 24 y.o. tranny from taimi. she had small balls and I would frequently smack them with the head of my cock. she ghosted me last month though. I have no idea why but I'm numb to it. gotta keep moving on, I'm glad I gotta rail some bussy though. I missed having sex.
>>44131428Why did you make this seem like it was a controversial thing to say
>>44131441wtf???
has anybody seen dawgy?
>>44131454That's my purse. I don't know you!
>>44131446actually on this topic I've long thought bras are testament to how males tend to be attracted to the breast mound rather than the nipple. but it's one of those things where the exact same evidence could be used to argue for the opposite too
>>44131414shhh dawgy, im cookin. dont draw attention to me>>44131455she's with me, we're making a cake. im mad at all of you because none of you wished me a happy birthday>>44131451it's now allowed for men to show their feelings towards trannys even though I desperately just want to kiss someone all over again. I miss that
>>44131462I think your issue is more in expression
wwyd if i got home from work and found you sleeping in my bed?
>>44131470sleep
>>44131461I like both, but yeah mound is more relevant>>44131470Keep eating your just right porridge.
>>44131469angry cock noises*
>>44131462Happy Birthday Rick
Me (32): tfw no gf
>>44131462Happy birthday!!
ShirtlessIn the gardenScranning a pizzaBosh
>>44131477thanks :3. im going to go off and play banjo tooie, wat are you doing?
>>44131474im mama bear so my bed is too soft
>>44131428That's a real girl
>>44131485thanks dawgy! <3 kissy kissssy i want to kiss my dawgy mommmmy
>>44131478What type of gf do you want? Where are you at? I want a hot chaser bf rlly bad
im real girl if you even care
>>44131506We know rick
i’m a real mouse if you even care
>>44129411>QottNo, our dph phase was short>Qott2Sleepy, so sosoeleepy,omgosh sleepy /~\
>>44131510I might
>>44131487>wat are you doing?Going to head to the beach today. Right now, I’m just reading korean webcomics>im going to go off and play banjo tooieI forgot when you bought your N64 but it feels like forever. I’m guessing you’re halfway finished with all your N64 games tho
>>44131430I'm only desirable for closet gay men, I thought I was meant to be aiming for women my whole life but it's been differentmaybe this will be beneficial in at least changing the demographic, I'm terminally not fucking anyone but my purity is in shambles lets just get rid of it entirely, am I meant to be some sort of faggy Stand or something? 「JUICY COUTURE」
>>44131503Canada
>>44131516yay!!!
>>44131520I think I want to have sex with this anon
>>44131461Personally, I adore the nipple
Trannies are fundamentally flawed peopleYou wont find a normal oneTrust me. Im 5 for 5
iwnbaw iwnbaw iwnbaw
>>44131536i think im pretty normal
>>44131536I think you just have poor judgement
im abby normal
>>44131541>>44131542Cope. If you're into mental illness as a quirk be my guest but im just warning people for their own mental health and time
>>44131550Just a good Samaritan in the girl penis general
>>44131536>is it the common denominator? no, it's the trannies who are wrongmister skinner dot jay peg
>>44131523Aw ok anon, sorry I’m far away.
I was just walking by your thread on the way to the orphan soup kitchen where I'm a heart surgeon. For free.
>>44131561You of all people should know
>>44131461I feel like it probably makes some lizard brain sense to prefer the mound right? Idk im a nipplefagbut a chest is a chest it's all good>>44131533Curious, I'm down, but you can do better, I can't say what's made those people into me like I've fucked them so I can't be that useful
>>44131474yeah it's all about the mound for me too. But there's fetishwear that really emphasizes the nipple too that suggests the existence of nipple guys. my personal theory is that that's a product of censorship and sumptuary expectations more than anything else>>44131462I LOVE YOU RICK HAPPY BIRTHDAY I wish I'd known I would have sent some flowers and wine >>44131520LMFAOOOO yes EXACTLY this you're a quick learner I like that in a choid>>44131534could you speak on that more. is it a function of shape, location? to do with the sensitivity? what types of nipples do you prefer?>>44131536sounds like somebody should try dating better trannies
>>44131570i hear orphan soup is delicious that's a Wisco specialty right>>44131588maybe im a bad person but when I look at an udder I'm imagining the sensation of the lump in my hand rather than the results of stimulating the nipple for the haver. I gotta prioritise numero uno
>>44131546hello my name is bel mrooks and id love for you to star in my movie
>>44131623oh okay sure
Where should I go for lunch, must be drive-thru
>>44131631go to zaxby’s
>>44131631does shake shack have drive-thruif not, a spicy chicken sandwich from checkers/rallys
i over salted my chicken but i kinda fw it
>>44131631the ivy
iwnbaw i need to kill myself
>>44131647love this feeling
>>44131660hi stu how are you?
i will eat fish today
Going to chick-fil-a for some homophobic chicken
>>44131619You really need to cook it low and slow or the adrenochrome will poison the meat
>>44131670the chickens themselves are martyrs it's the peddlers that are phobes. the enemy of my enemy and all that
>>44131666what do u mean bronny?
>>44131668kill myself
is chick-fil-a taste good
>>44131631What's available>>44131669Hello sardine. How's your butt?
does that mean it’s gay to eat beef if cows are homophobes?
>>44131671I'm on a tolerance break from the chrome anyway it got to the point where I was juicing whole families just to get through the day. deeply undignified>>44131682how to describe. the pleasure of too much. it's indulgent... it's hedonist...>>44131688Yes
>>44131695Yeah it's good to reset sometimes. I usually swap to a straight blood cleanse for a week or two, but they say a full month if you really want that high back.
>>44131612I love sensitive nipples. I like how nipples feel, the areola, too. I like feeling nipples getting hard under and between my fingers. I like playing with them while cuddling, they're a way to give women a lot of pleasure in a low key, sensual way. As long as they're relatively sensitive, I have no further nipple preferences.
>>44131684It's good, but overrated.
>>44131684very goodoften considered the highest quality chicken sandwiches in the us at fast food price points
what should i do now
>tfw ruined nipple sensitivity by getting them piercedfuggg
broughnut i saw this in another thread and it thought of you me made>>44131714i experienced this with my nostrils. can't climax via nasal stimulation anymore
>>44131714maybe it will come back. do they look nice tho? i kinda want to get mine done
Muffin a tranner's nostrils
>>44131573me being an insane worthless whore isn't a statement about anyone else
>>44131723they do not look nice, they didn't heal properly and now i have some scarring on my left nipple and i have taken them out :(
nipple sensitivity is a psyop and doesn't exist just like prostates
>>44131731:(
bounces my 5'2" chaseroid on my knee like this
>>44131706>>44131709i'll try it if i'm ever near one>>44131714fuck, piercings do that? :/>>44131726muffin ?
>>44131739If your nipples don't work, AND your prostate doesn't work, you legally have to let me play with the gock
>>44131747fuck you pay me
>>44131739i can personally vouch for both of those things being real
>>44131746>fuck, piercings do that? :/it varies from person to person, i just low rolled. they can sometimes feel good if my boobs are feeling heavy, idk how that happens i think it's hormone levels or smth IDK
>>44131747my uvula has become an erogenous zone in lieu of both of the others /convincinglie
i dont have amy sensitivity in my nipples or prostate but its ok bc im too ugly for sex anyway
>>44131755I'll pay you on exposure>>44131760I'd be willing to fall for this over and over and over
>>44131756my tax dollars paid for this post
>>44131701a month is ridiculous... surely there has to be some way to get someone else to do it for me. let me call my PA>>44131703i see i see this is approximately what I had expected. thank you for completing the survey. your feedback is very important to us. here is one bronyagem if you save up 1600 you can do a single gacha pull
my nipples have gotten really big lately cause of prog i think. they are only sensitive to pain tho
my cat likes being rocked or bounced on my knee like in the mp4 i posted above. i realized i could just record him being rocked in his sleep instead of finding a video of another cat
>>44131714that's so sad I've never heard of this happening... poor soul
>>44131718your word order is so Chinese... breathtaking...i love this and yes I feel like this every day in here. What's wrong with you all>>44131726mmm. muffin...
>>44131789Wide or long
>>44131789i wonder why this happens to some people but not others>>44131790awww
I'm taking cunttroll of your pussy mawma you're causing IMmaterial harm to the Divas and the Dolls with your queen behaviours
bottom chaser:>couldn’t keep his below average weenie hard>pleaded with me to touch his poopy butthole>lingered like a bad smell>kept asking to touch my dick>few tiny poots of cumtop chaser:>7 inches of steel, never even saw it soft>made me kneel and beg him to fuck me>said “why the fuck would i want to?” when i asked him not to touch my dick>fat loads that would leak out my ass>was gone within half an hour at mostand you wonder why we look down on bottom choids?
>>44131809long>>44131815i’ve been taking it for years but it just now happened. it did start taking 400mg instead of 200mg
blaire asked a bottom chaser to destroy her shitter, and he absolutely did it, what a mad lad
no one likes me or talks to me
>>44131828Hot
>>44131841i like you stu
brandyyoure a fine girlwhat a good wifeyou would be
>>44131841why would we? what do you do besides saying you should kill yourself?
>>44131826Meta attracted fat ugly AGP transbian agehon. You deserve bottom chasers who demolish your toilet.
>>44131841I’ve been wanting to message you again on disc to talk about one piece but I fall asleep and been busy with work
bottom chasers are the most oppressed race in the world
>>44131870you dont know me tho>>44131888i dont expect you to>>44131899i never have much interest in talking to people on discord anymore but u can dm me if u want sometime
>>44131873i agree
should i eat lunch today?
>>44131841i like you when you're feeling better, you say clever things
>>44131926i don't understand what else would you eat
it would be better for the world if we switched to eating in the order dinner, lunch, breakfast
im cumming
>>44131944idk>>44131958my dad calls it breakfast, dinner and supper cause he was raised by his grandparents
>>44131958I just eat lunch for all three meals.
>>44131898bottom chaser detected
breakfast is the most optimistic meal of the day
im going to get a bacon cheeseburger as is customary for my people
>>44131973this is true i felt good eating breakfast today
>>44131989i support this
>>44132017you should do something cool today, go out and explore the world, use the energy of the optimistic breakfast
>>44132033i already tried and it didnt work
>>44131970I just enjoy watching you suffer.
>>44132033Are you larping as Spanish today after what happened last night?
>>44132066you have to keep trying until the day ends
>>44132080I actually wore my mexico jersey y'day because I had a feeling mexico would lose and since I walk home most days I wouldn't feel safe not wearing a mexico jersey. I look like a foreigner and I do not want to be harassed for it. I don't wanna look like a traitor, I'm a good boymoder
There's like 50 mayates flying around can this bus please just hurry the fuck up before I crash out bro
top chasers are the oppressed race in the world
Where is Penny? her lewds were really hot.
>>44132093hmm i see
>>4413210024h ban for feetposting
I'm nothing like kreayshawn
agp wank shesh to camgirl
>>44130804You should try methylene blue, it gives you energy and puts you in a good mood.
>>44132108That's lame. I'm glad her links are still up.
you ever look in the mirror and wonder how that pretty lady got into your house?
*82 year old sissy jfk crossdresser voice*: “You should try methylene blue, it gives you energy and puts you in a good mood.”
yeah just take this thing that makes your organs blue what's the worst that could happen. It's not like you're gonna become a racist closeted sissy overnight
>>44132146yes repeatedlysome days i forget i transitioned and jumpscare myself
>>44132157dementia hons <3
i'm glad nobody else likes roach either lol
>>44132114The key difference between you and the white girl mob is that they all enjoy giving edging handjobs, as is clearly obvious from their various physiognomies
>>44132157right it’s so silly lol
>>44132151i mixed ivermectin and methlyene blue and my two surviving organs are more powerful than ever
>>44132083i tried that too but everything i try fails :(
>>44132134jerma is so hot
>>44132151Do some reading on it whore
i’ve been snorting horse electrolytes and i’ve never felt more powerful
i injected seed oils into my arm and woke up the next day with a perfect six pack
i took the secret peptide that makes all the other peptides more effective, then took a second peptide that makes the first peptide more effective. ive started a skyrim enchanting loop irl and im at 6000 iterations so far. tomorrow i will take a peptide that lets me move faster and i will gain instant transmission
>>44131515Still here?
I boofed a liter of colloidal silver and woke up with the strength of 3 sissies in one man
>>44132216carful not to clip out of bounds with all that speed
>>44132224So you lost strength?
I think I caught a glimpse of Penny's gock.
if i post my gock will you be friends with me?
>>44132165I actually kind of get this one. yeah you're right it is pretty clear. I don't think it's the key difference though >>44132129i can't stop thinking about it I'll never be free
can i still buy alex jones supplements or is store gone too
>>44132237We're already friends the gock has nothing to do with it
>>44132242i hope theyre still there just tim heidecker branded instead
>>44132246oh okay
>>44132185just gotta keep swimming, even when the current doesn't go your way>>44132190I did some reading on it, apparently it makes your organs blue, and it turns you into a racist sexpest sissy overnight
>>44132072why though?
my cheesborger was pretty good
>>44132264u get onions on dat?
>>44132264Mmmmmm
>>44132264YES
>>44132254what the sneef
>>44132238You can think whatever you want, babes.
Discordia can I have more nudes? please.
>>44132252i would buy tim heidecker brain force>>44132254i wish i had a nose like him. he probably gets so much pussy>>44132264what was on it
>>44132265yeah>>44132269indeed>>44132273for true
>>44132288bacon, onions, lettuce, tomato, cheese, borger patty, and pickles (that i took off). also there was a bun
>>44132287Shut up discordia
should I join the transgender discord shown as an ad at the bottom of the page?
>>44132301Yeah
>>44132300hello beautiful man from my dreams
>>44132299im not discordia anon, But just an observant admirer.
>>44132300remember when trips pretended to lust after this?those were the days
>>44132315im not a trip but i lust after this and that's why i posted it
>>44132242Thealexjonesstore.com
>>44132312We don't want to see your disgusting yellowish hole, discordia. I'll be back when Penny gets unbanned.
>>44132315he is genuinely very attractive tho
>>44132315i keep my composure but think to myself "he looks nice"
why don’t men know what women find attractive? women know what men like
>>44132323Its not yellow, from the pics ive seen its more like a dark brown. its a few shades darker than her skintone. Its cute. The last thing I seen before I came last night.
>>44132347>women know what men likejudging by the clown makeup, drawn on eyebrows and giant lips that are so popular, I wouldn't say so
>>44132347>women know what men likeyeah, children and people who look like children
>>44132347Women don't though.
>>44132295i want burger now. no bacon for me tho pls>>44132322whats the last thing you bought from there
>>44132355idk how you havent figured this out as a grown man but youre just in the minority of finding it unattractive
>>44132364are you jewish? stuish?
Its concerning how rare it must be for someone to come here and be genuinely attracted to Discordias body. Im someone who likes Discordias Nudes >AMA.
also that shit where they draw the lipstick over top of the skin is whackalso, they don't wax that mustache for whatever reason
Women getting long ass nails is also gross, be normal
>>44132348Discordia is one of the most disgusting posters here. There's many prettier and less bitter girls here.
See and I like the long nails and heavy makeup. We are a diverse breed, us Choyim
>>44132366there's plenty of stuff that women do cosmetically that's unattractive
>>44132385Is she bitter? Yeah she can be annoying.But I like her, shes exotic and I want the best for her.
>>44132364Vitamin d probably but it was a while ago when it was his other site, there's a lot less products than there used to be.
your $50 black and white tattoo of a cat is so hot babe
>>44132396Yeah I can tell it's you.
>>44132399thanks!
>>44132403No im someone else. But I cant necessarily show you who I am itd be compromising. Not sure how else I can prove it besides waiting for eris to show up so I can prove im not her
>>44132396are you a basketball player? Cuz ain't no way anybody wanna jerk off to that old crotchety basketball pimple ass
>she's exoticI laughed
>>44132407Why would I find a basketball butt unattractive? I like the cute little bumps.
hey babe i love that you put 10 piercings around your nose and mouth area it really makes you look more attractive and not like a retard with mental problems
>>44132285thinking about tenderloin steak with chimichurri
i have long nails but i like to wear a no makeup makeup look
my exotic indian wife who plays cs2 all day and eats microwave mac and cheese tv dinners
>>44132411How else do you describe a sri Lankan in Cali. I hate her politics but im sure I could shut her up with something else.
More piercing, more tattoos, more long nails. No I am not joking.
>>44132413those are like fungal infection butts from being sedentary all day and not showering, that's disgusting bro
>>44132422>10 piercings>full sleeve and tattoos on my bodyi just cut my nails tho because it was getting to be a bother and i wanted to start over again
>>44132422We're in a recession even I can't afford any of those things anymore
https://voca.ro/16T5ZY3e4Ued
>>44132347Trannies have absolutely no clue what women like.
>>44132443why would i care what women like? i like men.
>>44132419Yeah but im pretty sure thats because she has her aunt buy groceries. Idk if she has a job. But I could feed her.>>44132430Dawgy my dear friend I know you dont like her, But thats all the more reason you should stay out of my way so I can flirt with her more.
>>44132435Yeah but you live in Canadia and are probably a smidge too young anyhow. Otherwise we'd be on a date right now.
i want to get nipple and belly button piercings and a tattoo
>>44132448ok can you just cut the LARP and "date" "her" already this is pathetic no matter how you paint it
>>44131030https://voca.ro/16ZRboKUlKWO
getting matching dick piercings with my chaser
>>44132458Itd certainly be in her character but no dawgy im not eris, If only you knew who I really was.
>>44132464we're getting matching ampallangs
>>44132472i looked that up and almost hurled. i was posting it ironically but the only kind of dick piercing i could stomach would be a frenulum piercing anything through the glans is fucking insane
chaining our prince albert piercings together <3
This thread needs some ass on a thong
>>44132369no i just dont like bacon that much>>44132398do you tan your butthole
Im not as much of a fan of gacha games and Counterstrike, Id want her to play better games.
bf who tells me what my personality is
>i bet you guys really want to know who I am!>i can tell you're all wondering!!>plz god ask me Lol
>>44132347because performing conventional attractiveness is expected from women in a way it isn't from men
>>44132471who you are isn't concerning, it's what you are
>>44132512Slave mentality.
>>44132471Nta but I don't care
>>44132420A miserable, bitter person who has made the entire thread dislike/ignore her, and now the only way she could get any positive attention is if she posts it herself. Truly depressing.
ill be back later, About to make some breakfast. When I come back later I hope I run into eris and she responds within a minute so I can prove she has an admirer. Even if the admirer isnt her type.>>44132518Discordia must've samefagged like crazy to get these kinds of responses.
>>44132512how would he know
>>44132541literally me lately for some reason. im kill everybody mode
boyfriend who gets way in over his head by involving himself with me and is now scared to leave
>>44132561hey wait no that’s not exactly what happened :(
>>44132544she not only owns a pass but has been caught samefagging on multiple devices several times so unfortunately that would prove nothing :( sorry anon
boyfriend who eats the eggs i make him
>>44132577Can you eat least cook eggs properly
>>44132547he’s a fortune teller
>>44132569God damn shes made this task impossible and my only choice to prove im not her is to trip? Idk how I can prove I'm my own person.
>>44132544Oh right, now jeetcordia will appear, casually right when this mysterious anon has gone get some breakfast. How convenient. It's impossible that it's a samefag because this anon is very clearly busy, right?
>>44132486yeah it's intense. my memories of experimenting with genital piercings when i was in my teens are fading but it's intense.
i love you cheeseborger
>>44132594Truly he is the best of us
Btw I dont just like white guys anymore im interested in any race of man or woman since im also a lesbian.
hiring someone off fiver to hold up papers with my tripcode and the date, repeating for every date from today through the end of 2027 to cover my bases
>>44132583your only choice is to post an AI generated hand to prove you're not a malnourished sri lankan
>>44132581a good one?>>44132583tripping wouldn't work either how would we know it wasn't just her making a new trip to samefag. i honestly genuinely wouldn't even believe you if you posted a photo of yourself i would just assume she had AI generate it or stole it from some random person. i cannot think of even a single way to prove it LMAO that's so messed up
None of you know what I actually look like
Rick
Make new you lazies I'm on the telephone
>>44132609She's gonna fake it
>>44132613i hope so
>>44132613I understand
on grindr like onions piso mojado y necesito tu lomo al trapo papi
>>44132645it's kind of less humiliating to be a slut in a second language right it's the same way people are more blunt and more vulgar in anything other than their mother tongue
if someone said they liked me would you think it was ai or can people like me
>>44132650Yeah >>44132654Idk who you are
>>44132650凸凹?
new>>44132664
>>44132416Plapping some tender loins until I spill my cummycurryThink about that
>>44132662What the hell
i’m still not over he got a boner while fighting me
>>44132556https://voca.ro/18oYqCPbuCCl
