birb
also first

I love being a cis man.

>>44135476
it's always 'sex with animals' in /mmg/

>>44135507
ok, tranny

>>44135511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY0iL621J3o

cowkini suckjob

bluckjob
slowjob
buckjob
slob
blokejob

i suck on her knob til she creams in me mouth
simple as

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>>44135476

where da birds at

was listening to schism earlier and now i can't stop going "i know the penis fit"

because I watched the (b)/(p)ussy gape

I sure hope Santa doesn't violently rape me again this year
I've been a good boy and haven't called my sister a whore all year

try being a good girl instead

what's up fuckers its me andy
imma spark this j and j off a bit
watch this space

iwn grow up with a bitch loose older sister who calls me a whore despite being a morally upstanding and devote christian woman while simultaneously being deeply plagued by temptations.

cloaca (-)_(-)

I wish I'd grown up with a pragmatically incestuous sibling

My mom thinks I'm a slut and I'm literally a 27 year old virgin. She told me it makes her sick to think of how many men Ive slept with. All because I used Grindr for validation and was honest with her about it. Never be honest with the people that can hurt you most guys. Rule number 2 of life

what a shit rule

rule 1 fuck with nightcore on

and jack off with daycore for maximum focus

is music during sex a meme? i have always fucked without turning any music on.

more like gaycore. more like chopped and screwed much like meee

i ONLY fuck to ride of the valkyries

stravinsky footjob ost

>>44136559
this is a good rule
https://soundcloud.com/shatterskyy/nightcore-pumped-up-kicks

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>>44136610
if you haven't fucked to the rhythm of Closer you haven' lived

i want to suck you like a danimals

alright, i’ll bite, how tf do i shave my pits? they’re fucking concave, how am i supposed to shave that when my razor won’t fit

>>44136909
how are you this incompetent?

years of hard work

>>44136627
flight of the valkyries you Nibelungenlied shaming bastard

fuck your malebrained tranny music

>>44136975
ok, walkürenritt then
since "flight of the valkyries" isn't technically correct either

i’m sorry to everyone i ever hurt

>>44137021
FUCK NO FUCK PLEASE DONT SHAME ME LIKE THIS

>>44137022
dsa diddler

dsamoder put her fingers in my ass

and you liked it

kanye west likes fingers in his ass

Just took a wicked piss. 500 mL and dark as honey. Felt good to dump that much out of the jar at once.

>>44137282
fuck you i hear it

it's not even sunday yet

:D gotcha

can you believe it? trainmoder death, just 7 weeks away

forced meme

what kind of man fucks a boymoder

seeing a movie with my wife. i think its best to live in the moment

watched a movie with her btw

>got new shorts
>hang them to dry like the tags says
>loose thread after 2nd wash
why even try?

>>44135507
>I love being a bisexual man who can enjoy deepthroating tranny gock

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>The gynosome of a female cave insect. Once it becomes erect, its spikes lodge it in the male.

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>The erectile organ is inserted into males to suck out sperm and food

my tummy is full of fettuccine

so punches or..?

cavemoder

>>44138022
..maybe..

i have been forgotten
mmg, why have you forsaken me?

i cry when moders deserve to die

manmoder apartment in chicago this fall. we will all move to chicago and live together. deaths are to be expected

>>44138119
damn can you ever stop crying then?

no ;_;

i am a man of constant sorrow

rape time

i'm in hell but i guess it's chill i'm burning in hell

in hell you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bEDM4bsfWg

his life was ruined forever, always thinking that behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, cute twinkhons in red woolen shirts were getting incredible kicks from things he’ll never know

i have been eternally erased from your memories

i remember my grilled cheese

i'm gay!

just got out of a movie (with my wife). we talked about it after, like people do when they have someone with them. in that conversation i felt happy. i think that the secret to living a failed transition is to be happy

got to take those scraps of solace

>>44138296
i fucked your wife in the movie theater bathroom

im like a pale male

huh. like those cigarettes.

>>44138302
:(

>>44138310
i'm sorry

im a smoking moid

>>44138310
hey, don't be sad. i fucked your wife too

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>>44138309

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when you're talking to me this is who you're talking to btw

>>44137893
giwtwm

>>44135476
I have come to terms that I am a cis man

bf that treats me like his bf

moder that treats me nice

bitch with small boobies and a big fat ass

>>44138438
me af :skull:

having a gf would have probably saved my life

>>44138467
u have bpd

>>44138474
my cia handler doesnt think so

i AM your cia handler

>>44138467
get a gf quick then

>>44138536
it doesnt work like that

if i had a gf i’d probably continue being miserable and perhaps annoy her greatly as a result

someone on this board had a really good tech job and it made me lose my mind because i dident know techies made that much doing shit i used to do for fun in private and i think i could do it but i also still feel like a loser retard and its simultaneously the best news of my life because all the shit everyone thinks is hard and stupid that filters them i think is kinda fun but i never thought i was smart until recently but it also makes me want to die and ive never felt like this before and its been a month and it hasnt gone away and basically i feel like i lost my mind

>>44139366
also im drunk rn

i can tell

>>44139385
usually im not this fucking neurotic but sometimes i need to rant like a homeless man because oh my god you don't know what the fuck i went through to get in this position

I want to get a womb tattoo, I think it would be funny

>>44139366
have you ever had a job before

>>44139508
im a college student, i was barely alive during high school and failed everything so i escaped into the computer and i figured it was all for nothing but now i have good grades and everyone thinks im fucking tony stark

>>44139530
i feel like im fucking arrogant and i still hate myself and think im a retard but i also think after a few more years of study i could be computer jesus esp since im already getting real shit to work on and the contradiction is messing with my head

>>44139626
you talking about coding and stuff? should’ve took classes now i just look like a sneed w out the the steez

>>44139626
im sorry i know i shouldnt talk about this stuff but im hammered so i dont give a fuck and its been giving me fucking heart palpatations its such a bizzare fucking feeling to have all of it fucking happen so fast and not really know if its blind optimism or not

>>44139657
Coding is kinda just the beginning there is a lot of theoretical stuff you need to know too. I'm working through a couple of books because apparently that's what the big companies really want the applicants to be good at and not knowing the mathy side was making my code more shite than i would accept from my future self.

i dont really know if anyone could do this because i am seriously fucking autistic and have always been obsessive about STEM but for me at least i think i have at least a chance which is fucking incredible

>>44139689
you sound pretty malebrained

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I look like a cis male wearing this outfit right? First time wearing a tucked in shirt in a while, was walking to starbucks and people avoided looking at me. I'm going to work so I need to know if this outfit will out me or not, usually I wear untucked button down shirt with jeans.

>>44139689
sounds pretty cool, it’s rough for me bcs i don’t actually wanna learn stuff im just getting a degree so im not poor…
sounds you got the drive for it anyhow, try not to do much and get burnt out, that’s the only input i really have lmao

>>44139745
dont worry ill fuck it up eventually

>>44139739
ugliest fucking shirt i've ever seen

i like the shirt

>>44139833
It hides my boobs.

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im an ugly man and fat

>>44139739
lose weight fatty

>>44139853
yea basically, I don't even know why I keep taking HRT, I'm not gonna pass.

>>44139860
I'm not that fat, it's the shirt being a male cut. Size large, hiding my waist shape and boobs. If it was female cut you'd see my boobs and my stomach would be less big looking

>>44139869
fatty

>>44139881
i like food what can I say? I seem to be gaining fat at the same rate I am losing muscle so same weight on the scale lmao.

it keeps happening

>>44139853
do other moders not shave their stomachs?

I'm quite pretty

>>44139888
I stopped getting male style pubic hair very early on HRT.

>>44139885
I don't have anything to eat :(

>>44139908
giwtwm

>>44139888
If i was cis i wouldnt shave my stomach so why would i do it when im trans? though i sometimes do shave including now im clean shaven but that’s cause im doing laser to make it more spare and blonder so that when i let it grow out again in the future it’s more feminine

should i get a tramp stamp

YES

what design

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i got inked tf up and now i just look like the king of thailand

>>44140044
I need a womb tattoo fr

>>44140044
iliac mogs

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about to go interview at mcdonalds

>>44135518
I like the subtle goatse in the logo

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manmoding is feeling like the lady on the right until you see a mirror and realize youre actually the man on the left. and then you get sad

hey fuckers its andy
remember to "get 'er (her) done" this beautiful tuesday
i love you, and you can count on it

im going to detrans get a masectomy and become normal

>see the photo i was forced to be in pop up on instagram
>feel ill

tried that

>>44140140
thank you andy very cool

I NEED SURGERIES

>>44140152
yeah, pretty much

shit, stroked, and shot, good morning mmg

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26 days

i haven't busted in a week i've forgotten how

>>44139739
so I look cis right?

I bought "Men's" multi-vitamins, well I don't make sperm anymore so not much point over generic multi-vitamins I guess.

>>44140180
>gendered multivitamins

>>44140186
It has zinc and selenium to make ur sperm better but I don't make any sperm anymore.

Women's has iron because cis women lose blood during periods.

>>44140192
my multivitamin has iron, zinc, and selenium

if u r not anemic u are not tru trans

>>44140196
HRT made my skin pale, I can see my exterior veins all over my body. Am I anemic?

my iron is fine even though i donate blood. fakest trans

i wasnt even talking to you leave me alone

not a tru trans unless you have hiv

>>44140140
her = onika
get = burgers

permission to kill myself?

>>44140258
denied

drat

thank god I'll never have to use a condom again

i never used condoms because i can't get hard if i'm not putting my life in jeopardy

sometimes i'm not hard enough to top so i pretend like i'm frustrated and disappointed but most of the time i'm relieved.

well I've never topped before, so I've never used a condom. I mean I've had other guys use a condom on their dick.
>>44140323
Now that I'm on PrEP I don't need my top to put on a condom.

gay ppl are gross :(

i top because i can't be bothered to douche

im an adult virgin

>>44140392
I got an STD last week.

>>44140396
lol

>>44140396
that sucks. i hope i never have sex and catch VD.

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>>44140396

i only have one std which is herpes and i feel like that shouldn't count cause you can get that from things that aren't sex
and it was an honest mistake on my part that i got it from sex

this black dude gave me chlamydia in both holes and my pp lmao.

>>44140445
bugchaser humiliation kink post

poz my neg hole

>>44140484
it’s just the agender flag poster, so yeah, exactly

>>44140562
how did you know?

short and ugly enough it's genuinely a problem award

>>44140568
because they talked about getting clap from a black guy specifically a few weeks ago (god i have no life)

>search problem exclusive to my state
>get a translated reddit post completely unrelated to what I searched
i love web 3.0

>>44140640
google search has been totally nuked with horrible AI searches

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Will anyone else never been a woman or just me?
>>44140640
I remember searching up some local question issue in my local language and getting served auto-translated shit from other countries lmao thanks google very fucking useful

genuinely hilarious bit

bvilt for 'bc

>>44140202
no but its worse, your white

i got herpes in my eye but i didnt even get it from anyone i just gave it myself from stress ;-; it's one of the leading causes of blindness and my vision is kinda worse now because of it

>>44140841
there's nothing wrong with me being white. Yes, I have to get dermatology exam once a year.

>>44140690
how do you take pics from that angle? i have no idea how to take decent nudes ;-;

>>44140871
im not srs im probably paler than you. but ive never had any dr exam i prob should im covered in moles and some worry me but i just don't think about it and its fine

they're having a white off

>>44140885
I don't know how to do the next exam. I have boobs but I don't have/wear bras. I autistically told them I'm taking estrogen at my last exam.

idk what to do when that next exam comes up.

medmoders: are they white?

>>44140891
get a sports bra

king woman is genuinely so painfully dogshit it hurts, anyway I love bury from isttg

>>44140900
then I'm gonna look like a tranny

>>44140910
( you already do )

I have 13 bras but only use like 3 of them

>>44140912
no I don't, I look cis

it should be legal to rape jeff bezos

i look like a looksmaxxer after mutilating himself to look more masc

i look like chudjak

out of my thread luckshit

I got a navel piercing
are u happy for me

>>44140690
is that you haarschnitt

>>44140175
Until?

why dont i have a fat ass and also one that isnt covered in thick black hairs and also stomach fat so basically my abdomen is bigger than my butt lol

go on a diet you fat bitch

just kill all men

men are goated

>>44140871
i’ve only gone to the dermatologist for specific issues (acne and eczema so far) but to be fair i probably don’t see any doctors as often as i really should

>>44140910
you already told them you take estrogen

>>44141038
if you know you know

taller than 100% of women

>>44137893
>>44137903
hot

>>44136975
>>44137021
Valkyries fly when they ride so wen zum teufel interessiert das

hush

annoying nerd general

yeah. and?

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Is my manmode clockly at all. Do you think people expect anything?

>>44141674
hard to know without face, are you going for girlmode or boymode here

>>44141674
realheads might know but you're safe for the most part
how's the face

>>44141683
Boymode. This is how I look most days when I go out.

Face is https://litter.catbox.moe/fz54rdz2anxbvx0c.png

fag glasses and piercing give the game away

>>44141708
I think you can get away with it, you look queer but not necessarily trans

mogging me

>>44141780
can you post the one with my seagull pic in honor of me getting a mcjob today

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>>44141787
congratytsd!
did you get the mcbenefits card???

>>44141806
not yet v.v

>>44141809
i will pray for it's swift delivery

>>44141721
>>44141730
Any chance I'll be able to girlmode successfully in the future?

>>44141870
maybe

>>44141870
i think so

i'll give you the secret to girlmoding
put on a feminine style that you enjoy
apply makeup
walk out the door

>>44141994
how do i makeup can you help me

>>44141994
i'll never girlmode

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>>44142025
AI told me to get these:

Moisturizer.
BB cream (apply with clean fingers or a damp makeup sponge).
Concealer only where needed.
Light dusting of powder if desired.
Mascara.
Tinted lip balm.

So I ordered picrel.

new sports bra also can't hold back the power of moderate d-cups

>too pale for makeup

>>44142066
what's the powder for

>>44142066
>AI

>>44142066
did you color match the foundation and concealer lol

>>44142025
YES

>>44142087
Gets rid of shine.

>>44142097
Yes, virtually :/ I'm not doing this shit in person.

>>44142101
well go ahead

>>44141994
>put on a feminine style that you enjoy
how do i determine that??

>>44142122
pinterest

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I'm so wired today which means I have untold amounts of energy to put toward my suicidal machinations
>I grab my favorite red shibari ropes and deftly tie an intricate noose with decorative knots
as I have done a thousand days before
>rush out the door, jump up and click my heels and squeal with delight
THE SUN IS SHINING
THE BIRDS ARE HUMMING A DELIGHTFUL TUNE
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM
IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO DIE
>and I rush into the forest with vigor and glee
my eyes alight on the perfect tree
but I get so aroused by the sight of ropes pressed against skin that I have to return home
>and jerk off furiously
FOILED BY THE MIXING NATURAL AND UNNATURAL BEAUTY OF HUMANITY AND NATURE AGAIN!!!
I shake my fist out the window as I unleash a desperate scream toward the heavens with a beautiful grin on my face
a single tear of baleful joy rolls from my eye
>it drips off my chin onto the pavement 5 stories below
and obliterates an ant
(kinda like how you can kill someone by dropping a coin off the empire state building or whatever)
take a life to spar3 a life, and the circle rolls on
TOMORROW and TOMORROW and TOMORROW will be the day
WHEN THE TIME IS (NEVER) RIGHT!

tldr

>>44140136
yeah, that sums it up pretty well actually_
looking in the mirra after half the day goes by elicits the same gut feeling as remembering you left your windows open in the rain.

>>44140136
can't relate

>>44142187
penis action
cum reaction

its tuesday

taint tuesday
post darkened perineal raphe

>>44142563
got the club going up
on a tuesday

>>44142131
i heard from the people who use and like pinterest that it fucking sucks now

>>44142841
i wonder if makonnen is still fat or he got on that glp shit

Im like the affliction from the ASOIAF
call me the mfkin pale male_

>>44140978
same, mestie

trying to jack off and not succeeding

Im supposed to be a woman btw

>>44141674
>hips
i fucking hate fakemoders BTW

why is my character trash

>>44142993
Are they that noticeable? They were 42 inches when I measured them. I honestly don't know what an average hip measurement is for men versus women.

i'm still the only manmoder btw

>>44143012
it’s funny because you know what youre doing and me, a truemoder with small hips (male hips), is giving you what you wanted. it’s all SOOO FUNNY MEANWHILE IM STILL A FUCKING MAN!!!!!!

>>44143046
Nah, I'm mostly clueless about this shit.I haven't really left the house much beyond work and groceries in the last year and half.

>>44143068
i hate you

mine are like 43.7, used to be 45 idk what happened

My hips are like 38. FML IM SUCH A ATUPUD FUCKING MALE FML I ALMOST HAD IT TOO I COULD HAVE TRANSITIONED AND BEEN A MIDSHIT BUT I MISSED IT CAUSE I EAS RAPED AND ALSO OTHER UNFORTUNATE RHINGS AND ALSO IM A COWARD AND MY LIFE SUCKS AND ILL NEVER HAVE HIPS OR BE HAPPY OR A WOMAN OR PASS EVER BECAUSE HIPS IS T

my hips might just be smaller

>>44143084
meds

>>44143104
you try being sorrounded by fakemoding fakemoders 24/7.I AM A MALE

>>44143117
try getting a hobby

>>44143132
what’s that

>>44143072
If it makes you feel any better, I was actually wrong. Remeasured, and this is what I got. No idea how I fucked it up last time.

Bust: 37.5 in (95.3 cm)
Waist: 31 in (78.7 cm)
Hips: 39.5 in (100.3 cm)

>>44143149
it does make me feel better but you still mog

i'm not Italian

ijk those italianmoders have hairy arms

having AGP fantasies of being plapped in my pussy by a male friend :/
apart from AGP I am pretty vanilla in my sexuality

having AGAMP fantasies of looking down past my big tits at my cock being sucked >:D

>>44143236
typical transbian

>>44143205
i am actually v/hairless even before E
growing my first facial hairs at 27 is what pushed me over the edge at 29

I betrayed a guy that liked me

desu I'm not as dysphoric about my dick as I used to be but I would still rather cut it off so I can be a real woman

>>44143236
zased

>>44143246
I still grow hair after two sessions of electrolysis and lots of laser

does anyone have that image of do you have to make the last few minutes a bummer help

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I only have this

>>44143336
thank you <3

>>44143205
both my grandmothers are sicilian but thankfully it’s not too bad. i do shave my arms though

>>44143323
I bet you have a foid mandible and rig box

>>44143339
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

>>44143336
why would you kill yourself when you have a girlfriend
>>44143339
this means nothing

literally couldn't watch the nosferatu remake because the main couple is ugly as fuck

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>>44143598
>why would you kill yourself when you have a girlfriend
yeah true

my name is penis

my name is ms. kill myself
no longer am I mrs. kill myself. which is why I must kill myself

My name is mr moid for I am a man thats just a guy

I am the tulpa in your head (and I control you)
I am the tranny in your bed (and I control you)
I am the sex that you deride (and I control you)
I am the bait you try to hide (and I control you)

>mfw no tranny in my bed

im disposable desu

my name is landry

>>44144399
pass as a woman because you're unfunny

happy tanabata

flippin my galls back n forth, call me newton's moid

can i see

cold
as
ice
~

cold ass mice
- my snake when I don't defrost the mice enough

I should obviously wait till I'll pass before even considering SRS.

dubs and I'll cut my dick with rusty scissors

dubs and i post moid gut tuesday

>>44145206
I'm not letting that stop me
I will be the nonbinary cockpussy king

new cat girl anime >_<

Oh its rly good, I picked up the comic book for it on sunday

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>>44145363
I feel so seen

i live in filth and squalor

counting or not counting gock violence

not even two days huh

>>44145706
two days until what

until i see her >_<

this mtftm stuff is appealing

>>44145736
who

ohey, its a pretty owl

what

>>44139739
weakmode
try again

if you see her in two days i post the files

that means everything

sucks that i can have a feminine face and soft features and a voice that i didnt even have to train bc i have sounded like an autistic foid since 15 and hips that are growing fatter by the day due to grey market medication that doesnt work for everyone
yet im still sad

no sense of smell due to testosterone exposure award

maybe start by not saying things like foid anymore
and girlmoding