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I am drowning there is no sign of land you are coming down with me hand in unlovable hand
https://youtu.be/TVt_dsGnZfw
>>44144681so gay with gay gayness
>>44144698I listen to this when I troll n00bs in barrens chat. Pretty epic!
felt emo. might delete.
>>44144730please do
>>44144716is the guy on the right charlie GAK!
>>44144742Why are you so racist omg its 2015
>>44144762have you ever dated a black guy?
>>44144730https://youtu.be/yPAnDlyAiqw?si=-4J6KTQ_q_Kig7aXThis is my favorite emo song >.<
>>44144802No I havent dated a black african yet but I think ive dated a french guy
>>44144803his vocals are so bad. it's like emo satire.
What's in ya head zombie?
Cum cum cum cum cum cum
>>44144802on the low
>>44144829I like this one too uwuhttps://youtu.be/mXB3EXv_mjc?si=hTIl0re5lsJNamMs
>>44144852low on that dick
Oooh this is a FISH HET woman!!
https://youtu.be/Y7O0rBGSqjI?si=C-c9rH4B1OJtqIQyWhat is a TV show that you liked thats gay?
>>44144860baseline is straight gas
>>44144860ask me about when mr pancakes was homeless and took in a dog he never talk about again just because that retarded dumbasss didn't know anything about taking care of a pet so it just died
>>44144906https://youtu.be/V-daIHTY4NQ
>>44144918my friends are my grandma that visits once a month. we play scrabble.
>>44144923Omg that looks so good ive never seen it tho
>>buffy, you're not like other girlsshe has a penis, doesn't she.
>>44144932very demure
>friendsDon't be disgusting
>>44144918No I only have boyfriends... MUWAH!
>>44144941what was its name?
>tfw he pinchss so hard he leaves bruises
ask me
>Bro... Are you fucking hard??How do you respond?
>>44144989always bro
>>44144989you would ask wouldn't you
>>44144970what does his hole look like?
>>44144953I wonder if theres police officers out there with a homemade jail cell in their basement so they can roleplay jail inmate domination with someone.
>>44144989>FUCK BRO FUCKKKK...
>>44144989It's that or hardly fucking mawma... Maybe you ain't sexy boots those. Hehe.
Mr pancakes without communism has been copying my name...
>>44145016I wonder if you'd kill yourself if you were aware
>>44145029WHEN binch
>>4414503190% of those are trannies
>>44145061unironically consider ending your life
>>44145061Erm
>>44144975do you have a lionfish? i like those
>>44145076lol>>44145061this doesn't exist. unless you like coming-of-bi stories
would you become a foot fetishists if your 10/10 bf had feet that looked exactly like uncircumcised penises?
>>44145078no faggot , i don't have any fun fag facts about your topic
What if you had a bf who treated you like a little and forced you to wear diapers and watch age appropriate shows
https://youtu.be/0SLOzYC_WA4
>>44145100i wouldn't be with a pedo
>>44145100what if you munched on my ass
i mean. if he pays the mortgage on time who the fuck cares?
>>44145119it wss Love! chud!
What if you had a boyfriend whos father was a human and mother was a donkey
>>44145125what if
>>44145117I would probably like that BUT ONLY if you called me butt munch... :3
Do you guys like twinks?
>>44145129do kill yourself you fucking n
nothing could possibly be more cathartic than the feeling one would get if one were to throttle mr pancakes's throat until the life left his eyes
Giwtwm...
Wait honest thoughts?
I dont see this as any different then sock posting but what do you think about this guy I think hes kind of cute... and hes all pigged out he got addicted to pig porn and went pig mode...
I wish I had a relationship like this they look happy and cute together
i'm an addict for dramaticsi confuse the two for love
>>44145145>>44145155>>44145165do make sure homeless is still around issinthe
>>44145191Omg those look like a bunch of transformed donkey boys who are scared of the farmer oh naurrrr
>>44145145cute
i'm drunk hehehe
>>44145227post hole
>>44145235jejejeje
i don't drink. i smoke marijuana
>>44145273u should smoke pole
Tranny tittttts
i drink marijuana and smoke alcohol
/technically/
>>44144681https://youtu.be/6SrehZGnh-4
Whatever that means
graham platner should join ACP i think he would fit right in
>>44145371american college of pediatrics?
Open committed relationship
>>44145406best friends?
Just Be Friends を歌ってみた
>>44145406lol
>>44145386american """"""""""communist"""""""""" party
gay people make me sick to my stomach sometimes
sick people make me gay to my stomach sometimes
>>44145484shigella?
Your intellect is as weak as your dollar.
You can get legionnaires' disease from swimming in cum. How are you gonna explain THAT to the doctor?
>>44144681https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBRAnuT48qo>10 years agogod
>>44145541I went hard in the cum!
>>44145626Needs to be donked out
schizobae diedhttps://en.thairath.co.th/news/local/2944683
>>44145626He looks like he body checks in the mirror and is afraid of foods... Not like ala moi!
>site for finding and rating music>its all nigga music rated to the top
im so fucking gay holy shit like if a sweaty guy walks past me its over i get so horny
So in like 5 minutes from now I'm going to a dinner date to a pizza place. The only thing I have in common with the guy is that we both like heel shooters. But he likes marvel rivals and I like overwatch. Hopefully it isn't going to be too awkward.
>>44145541that sounds like a math thing. legendre symbol
broke up with him and have text and video evidence of him being shitty lol byeeeee
it was important for me to document because he tried oh so hard not to let me leave with all the stuff I provided and my clothes. Men truly cannot be saved
Is this real
>>44145752HIV<3
>>44145775trip on you homeless candlelight beauty
odds burn oneevens eat something
>>44145783Are you Positive I'm a trip Mr. Mercury?
>>44145752yuckkk you starting to get old sis
rip sweet princehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZiZ3vW815A
>>44145857who?
do you ever feel giddy from feeling suicidal>>44145804maybe I should eat something
Dan and Mr pancakes would be a fun relationship though, pancakes just needs to get fatter and paint himself brown and talk like samael
>>44145875fitness influencer who use to be more popular before he went off the deep endhe obviously had mental issues for awhile, thought he was talking to God at times and would do weird things
>>44145900I would simply not date dan because he is a bad person and hes too loose and a bit of a whore
>>44145895sometimes feel giddy from epilepsy
>>44145752Erm this is a cam whore post/selfie and belongs on /soc/
>>44145875https://mega.nz/file/0HgW1KzB#uUZvRsia-WUSfH2nV8tIFLlO7sNqbOvihYoz5oiuVgwhttps://mega.nz/file/sWpkxArT#OHmmCw9u9kPjrTdwp8-3TiIJ8czi02TlOx2rCp3LFN0
>>44145927I may be a faggot but at least I don't have epilepsy
>>44145925so he's just like every guy you ever dated, pefect for u
>>44145950didn't exactly choose to have it
>>44145980do tops like it when you start seizing with their dick in your bussy
>>44146000Sure why not
My telegram is @Blueyfan67 if anyone wants to chat privately... 0_0
Do you believe in reptoids
romanticizing self harm will surely have no consequences nor is it pathetic as a man in my thirties
>>44146169hello my pretty
I wish smoking wasn't such a dealbreaker for me. Too many otherwise promising guys I get likes from on Hinge smoke.
>>44146187Holy shit your in your 30s your such an unc...
>>44146206gross
>>44146194Wtf thats what they look like too...
how do you guys find a boyfriend? I'm really sick of using grindr
I have autism and schizophrenia and it makes it so hard to find a boyfriend because most guys do not want a boyfriend with hiv autism AND schizophrenia...Maybe I should just lie about my conditions and try to pass myself off as a normal person
>>44146388just bee yourself
>>44146388I've tried grindr and fetlife and they've both gone poorlyI tried meeting ppl irl through a hobby group but the guy I had a crush on ended up being straight
I had a boyfriend and everything was going great and then one day everything changed he said >I was gonna say something but nevermind And I said what no say it! Please say itAnd he said >no your going to want to break up with meAnd then I said no no say it whyyyyyAnd he said >before you came back I was seeing someone and I miss him maybe we can have a polyamorous relationship And like that it was over he was seeing and 18 year old BTW that he didnt tells me about him until AFTER I moved across the country to be with him he didnt tells me he was seeing anyone at all... 0_0
>>44146018R u voting for Count Binface?
So basically I was too old and mald and walled and worthless in his eyes and he felt the need to replaced me with some younger fuck meat...
Which is rude if you think about it but its also evil and dark sided that god and the universe allowed that to happen at all
>>44146460>Maybe I should just lie about my conditions and try to pass myself off as a normal personthis is me whenever applying to jobs i also have autism
>>44146537I hope you don't kill and torture animals like gd
>>44146516ive had two. the first one went great at first but he caused both of us to become homeless and became a nightmare to be around. second one i just wasnt feeling it>maybe we can have a polyamorous relationshiplol the first guy i was with did this to me as well. one of his old fuck buddies he wanted to have a threesome with and that spiraled into him wanting an open relationship (he was bisexual btw)
>>44146388Grinder is pozzed, i hear tinder is okay. Have you tried begging your ex to come back? It worked for me...
>>44146552i dont but i used to have psychotic thoughts as a kid about people, not animals. only people i didnt like though
>>44146530But also you are VERY walled
>>44146568I was likely a nightmare to be around in my relationship but it wasnt my fault because I had obvious signs of extreme schizophrenia and nobody offered to so much as drive me to the hospital when they honestly should have called an ambulance on me and had me taken away or something which is what ended up happening eventually although someone else had to do it >he wanted to have a threesomeHonestly threesomes are best avoided but if my boyfriend had told me "I want to have a threesome" or even "I want to sleep with this guy without you" I would have been 1000% more okay with that then "I miss him and want to date another guy lol but you can tag along too don't worry Im not soft launching your replacement"
lolhttps://x.com/DumbHogGainer/status/2039481462265679894/video/
How do you exfoliate your ass?
>>44146609>I miss him and want to date another guy lolim ngl it kind of did end up like this though cus he started fucking some chick and he was almost treating it like a relationship. he even said "i love you" to her right in front of me like wtf. when i brought it up he was just like ohh i say that to everyone! nah thats fucking bullshit lol
>>44146622now that just looks miserable
Gorgeous feet x ugly feet
>>44146625Glycolic acid, not directly on the hole
I was worse honestly now that i think about it my mental illness was EXTREME
>>44146659Yet you still refuse to take any meds, proving you just want to torture animals unchecked
another great thing about my ex is i have cystic acne and every night he would pop all of them against my will it hurt so fucking bad. like if i was crying and asking him to stop he would still do it. he used to bite me so hard i would bruise and this was 10x worse. my parents saw the bruises one day and thought i was being abused
he was also a lot bigger and stronger than me so he would just pin me down and do whatever he wanted
>>44146678And you weren't?
>>44146707idk i mean it feels silly to call pimple popping abuse but it 100% felt like it was to me. he also kind of took control of my finances there was a psychological aspect he wasted a lot of my money
>>44146678You lk were, I would have moved to the couch, it's bad to pop them anyway.
the bruises is what everyone really latched onto cus there was so many of them visible on me at a time before he stopped but i didnt really care that much. sometimes it did hurt pretty bad but it was always bearable
>>44146733Visible bruises? Like biting is a valid kink if both people like it, but wtf.
>>44146740yes like 12+ at a time all over my body
Every doctrine that calls your material suffering necessary was written by someone who was not materially suffering
another bad memory, he used to squeeze my dick or pinch the head when it was soft because i hated the feeling and he thought it was funny. his excuse was it doesnt bother him if he does it to himself
>>44146809Giwtwm I love cock and ball torture
There ain't no end to the sands I've been tryin' to cross
>>44146740This is a larp but you dont bruise someone by biting them, you bite and suck at the same time. It's the vaccumn that causes it by pulling blood out of the capillaries, the mechanical action just makes it easier. It shouldnt hurt any more than cupping, but it takes a good 20s in one spot. Stretchier skin marks more easily, which is why it's so easy to get hickeys on the neck
>>44146841he did both but i had bruises that were just teeth marks as well. he also intentionally left bruises
>>44146841>This is a larp but you dont bruise someone by biting themErm I had a top bite my ass and he broke the skin on my butt cheeks and left big welts in my ass :s he also burned me with lighters
>>44146806Obviously. DESU, I think the idea is/was to see what you can convince the untermenschen to do for entertainment. E.g., >omg, is he really waddling around in public and flogging himself!? Lmao!
Im so fucking confused and scared right now I think I am like scared because I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the heat with somebody somebody who loves me xD
would you rather your dad touch your penis and kiss you or grind on you when you share a bed or would you just blow your brains out haha lol
i would also get these like hard lumps under the skin where he bit me idk what that is
>>44146873Stfu paige your so fucking creepy and your a trouble maker too
>>44146873I don't hate my dad that much.
a mosquito bit me the other day and there was a huge swollen knot underneath instead of the usual tiny bump
>>44146878Did he lay eggs in you?
>>44146895>huge swollen knotFUCK BRO
>>44146879I've never been fired from a baby sitting job
>>44146929stooop ur gonna give me a goon fetish this guy is actually hot
Ugh. The phone light is irritating my migraine whatever. I want a boyfriend to watch anime with.
>>44146954need daddy bf to put out his cigs on me
>>44147024based
Lol I found a deviantart thats just ai videos of guys going into meat grinders
LOL
Wtffff
>>44147100You are the most interesting person here but holy shit are you a weird person.
>>44147108How am i weird? :/ i didn't make the videos...
how do you even ask a homo to top you? i would be like, so shy."haha, do you err uhm, well like uh. can you please put your penis inside of me, dude?"so pathetic. at least with a hookup there's no pressure because you know they want to. but when you're dating it's awkward.. because you have to see each other again. and like, once you let a guy inside of your ass, it totally changes the dynamic. it'll never be the same again.
>>44145723Well the date was mildly fun.We talked about marvel, horror movies, creepypastas and indie games.He looked quite different than his pictures tho. The hair was immaculate I wish I had hair as cool as his but he had acne scarring which honestly it isn't a big deal.His skin was like 4 shades darker than his pictures of Instagram so I was didn't catch he was supposed to be him. Good thing he recognize me and went to greet me because I would have been standing in the middle of the restaurants for a longer time if he didn't
>>44147140would you really date a man who photoshops himself? what else does he lie about
Hell I'm looking his Instagram pictures and it is just not the same person. Like the face structure is so different. Idk if I'm cutting him some slack because I like his personality a bit but he doesn't look like his Instagram pictures
so dumb
>>44147158Depends on how drastic he does it. Also at this point I'm desperate, if I find someone not utterly boring it is good sign. It just seems odd because he photoshoped his bone strcutre. At that point why post "pictures" on Instagram instead of just posting a roblox avatar or something like that.He was nice and liked videogames tho. The other guy I have been talking to on Instagram only likes pokemon and that's a really normie game. Honestly the conversations I have with the other guy are really vapid. His pictures don't appear to be photoshoped tho. This guy I could tell they were edited but I just hopped his face strcutre was at least the same.
>>44147167Please don't let the crab bucket talk you out of a relationship with someone you're getting on with because they used an inaccurate pic.
>>44147189idk how you can even genuinely talk to two people at once, seems totally illogical. why don't you stop comparing guys like they're goddamn products and dump both of them since you clearly aren't interested. serial daters make me sick
whats up fuckers
>>44147193I just told the guy we should go watch a horror movie some time. He says he is glad I said that because he thought I didn't liked him.So either I have autism, he has autism or idk why it seems like I didn't liked him. But hey. It is just the first date. And it wasent horrible like that one time I went to the mall with an Otaku that then kept stalking me so honestly pictures not being accurate isn't that much of a red flag consider the other people I Have gone to dates with.OH besides the Otaku another guy brought a barbie to a dinner date like in 2023. Gay guys here are really fucking weird. He said he wanted to be a doll maker and he was studying fashion design but at least bring a original creation. Not that cheap ass barbie. Honestly that one that and the other date I went out with a farm guy that kept talking about cow insemination are probably the worst.So this date was pretty okay compared to most of the dates I have been in
>>44147085>>44147096>>44147100this is like every womans fantasy
>>44147231Because I'm not dating anyone. I haven't even gone to a date with one of the guys. I'm also not fucking or even sexting either of them. I just want to see if I can spark a connection with someone. If I started fucking a guy and I started a relationship with them I would obviously just stop talking with other guys
>>44147239your horror stories make me think maybe im not all that weird
>>44147234kill yourself fag
jizz in my hole
>>44147239>cow insemination Fucking lol.
>>44147257Yeah. I thought I was a weirdo but then I started going out with people from tinder and realise there are weirder people>>44147275Worse part is that he was handsome but the conversation was so awkward that I wanted to shoot myself. Then he told me on Instagram he loved talking with me. I almost didn't even talk. The date was so awfull He was just talking about farm bullshit, he was new in the city and he came from the farming side of the country. I wonder if that is a normal subject there and that was just a cultural shock for Me.
squeek on my poon flaps
