you ever see scent of a woman?
you ever seen scent of a woman... on weed?

this OP has convinced me to make mac and cheese for dinner

>>44165029
movies are cool and all but have you ever smelled the scent of a woman while she's smoking weed?

i actually don't fuck with weed cause it gives me anxiety an paranoia

you just reminded me I haven't eaten in three days
tirzepatide is crazy

my wife smokes a lot of weed

i smoked her weed btw

can i smoke with your wife?

I am a wife who smokes a lot of weed

I was the weed

rolling my wife into a blunt and smoking her

i only smoke cocaine

i'm a whore

my wife hits me and calls me a whore

i taught her how to fight btw

you boymoders are made in a factory

manmoders for the streets

finna run up on a moder

>>44165491
i’m 24

and one wonders what her point actually was

2 old 2 b a boy

i hate jazz

yeah i get it i can only appreciate 2-3 minute songs in 4/4 with simple chord progressions and everything else is too cooooomplicated for me too

well you're fuckin with me now

too stupid to understand music theory award

people always say my wife is not real but she is and to prove it i will do nothing

my wife is going to become a boymoder factory if the tranny gene is real

>>44165589
>>44165632
pseuds

Im not trans im just looksmaxing

>>44165757
get a hold of yourself

look man jazz bothers me

>>44165770
i’m actually grounded in reality sorry

youngshit general

i trooned after 25

i was subjected to the atom bomb

>>44165812
you're adolf hitler

commander of the third reich

>>44165922
wait no man i just like rock n roll

rape me

>>44165200
This is what I thought >>44165029 meant lol I smoke boof carts so I hope I dont smell gross

genuinely a gay man on estrogen

add me back you fucking bpd slut i just want to talk
>>44166008
thats awesome

>>44166008
this. so mudch. thims

i hurt you and i’m sorry

if i get too high to cook i cant overeat.

>believes in "over"eating

>>44164995
doing this is actually pretty good for ignoring hunger

ana general
anagen

ladies
get fat

cowbot

cowbot i need you right now

i made you like this sorry

that might be true

I just had an insane orgasm from my magic wand on my taint vibrating my prostate and jerking off my clitty. I had a photo of BWC and I thought in my mind the guy penetrating me and the feeling I felt in my prostate him pounding my ass. God I was fucking hyperventilating for over a minute from that orgasm.

I feel so happy afterwards ;)

why bother with imagination? i just fuck my wife because i'm not a loser, sorry.

>>44166640
I need to abstain from sex for a month so I can get on PrEP. I want to get creampied without HIV risk. No bf so I have hookups for sex.

i don't care about your life story, you AIDS-riddled gay man. i'm just mocking you because i'm better than you!

>>44166667
Well I’m not a real man, I have a small gock and have never penetrated anyone, I instead get penetrated. You could almost think I’m like a woman….

i have aids

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>>44166775
magical aids blood gives strength
let me have some

i used to be anorexic but then i decided to eat a lot of food to get boobs but i got fat and dont have boobs so i am anorexic again. my wife is going to bed hours before me

>>44166807
$15 please

im fat and ugly

I usually get in bed a few minutes before my wife and then I ping her until she gives in to my will

I just gooned to more gock on /hm/ of gifs of guys solo coming. My eyes fucking rolled back in my head lmao…

it sucks to be fag and ugly and not pass or malefail and have a big back but thag’s my life so

>>44166983
Cock* not gock

good morning, fellers
andy here blah blah blah jobsite
do your best ok?

andy here im sad and want my head squeezed in a hydraulic press

how long on estrogen did it take for you to get your horny back? I'm starting to get gooner again... but without post nut clarity lol.

never lost it
ya girl can fuck

>>44167060
hot, can you fuck me? please creampie me :D

Fuuuuuck I'm begging for cock rn, but I have to wait 2 more weeks for my PrEP. God... I'm so horny rn.

wish i was a bottom so andy could creampie me

>>44167089
ew

why am i wide

>>44167082
none of you hoes could handle my gick

>>44167107
maybe so, but you could cum all over my face. I want to taste your cum.

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Literally me rn

>>44167112
why mine? it's a thin clear liquid

>>44167128
still hot idk, I just want cock really bad idk why.

I came twice but each time I came I only got hornier wtf.

ladies i am fat and look MALE

>>44167136
that's hot, I'd like a big guy to fuck me.

agender more like annoying

this it what happens when I lower my EEn dose down to 4mg, I start getting enough testosterone to get horny again. I'm only super horny because today is my injection day and I haven't injected yet.

"agender" and it's just some moid

how do you all feel about andy?

>>44167149
nah, I'm a man moder MTF. I'm no longer agender.

lmao all you desperate fuckers want mommy meat?
reminder i changed my 'cord back
._.andy

>>44167154
what you meant to say is "I'm a gay man"

who took her old username?

>>44167161
I just want any meat, I mean preferably one that can give a huge cumload of white thick tasty cum :D

i've been trying to cum for weeks

let me help you queen

alright enough of my horniness, it's time to inject 4mg EEn

if you injected more maybe you would STFU about gooning

>>44167234
nah i like being horny sometimes.
See the weekends are like ovulation for me cause that's when E is the lowest and T is the highest during the week.

that’s crazy i ate 6 cookies and a sandwich today im so fat my tummy jiggles lol

i want one fucking nutust is that a crime

my tummy dont juggle jiggle it folds

normally i'm so fast i think it's cause i got the craziest slooppy i mean the literal tuffest head ever

i have a friend who jerks off super hard multiple times a day to desensitize her dick so she lasts longer

that’s insane and scary. i hate sex

sex is very dangerous and scary but someone's gotta do it so she stepped up

i've been trying to get my dick hard for TEN DAYS I JUST WANT ONE

time to reach for the boner pills nona

AM I MADE OF MONEY

well you ain't made of boners!

dude i fuckin used to be i dunno what happened my dick survived a decade of hrt

no one wants andy's uncut latina meat?

>>44167596
add me
._.andy

>>44167627
imma find you and imma beat your ass
ik youre in the cord so options will be easy to narrow

andy’s chorizo gave me aids

any eunuchs here wanna scheme together and undermine the emperor

>>44165870
youngshits actually are only people who got on e by 10 years old

im sad as shit
andy no feel gud today my fren

>>44167946
do you get off pretending to be me faggot?
how bout mommy comes over and dicks you raw
wont even cum
just pounding for sport, sport

>>44167149
yeah but they still boobmog the fuck out of me

>>44167992
you know me so well
you should talk to me and be my friend
i'm so lonely

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breakfast of champions

mmmmm memory card

anyone else getting too much wife pussy

no i can't get enough of mine

im getting too many calories, largely sugar and alcohol. i think it’s making me fat,, and ugly!!! Fml

ugh…. More beer bitch

>>44168108
What is the thing on the left for

>>44169030
ugh im so ugky

>>44169032
Ok

i sleep on the floor they're gonna cut all my utilities off cause honestly i be bothered

So is it true men can smell when you are horny? If I think of horny shit in my mind near men can they tell.

Man moder on HRT.

how hard is it to get fentanyl or heroin? I wanna take a bunch then jump of a bridge so I od and drown without feeling anything.

I have to kill myself

wife isn't talking to me because i won't let her give me head twice a day

well why did you do that

she gave me head twice today btw

>>44169628
my cock hurts

that's weird, she gave me head three times. you people are so stingy!

guys please stop talking about my wife like this she's a recovering polyamorous lesbian and i don't want to think about this

seems like she's not recovered quite yet if she's letting us all hit :/

she even let me hit

>>44169030
it's to prove im the real andy
it's my psone memory card from like 2002

I'm fucked

>>44170026
did you eat it for breakfast like a protogen

>>44164995
Qott: cheezeits. Ive eaten an entire family sized box of them. Sometimes i imagine myself as an ugly mouse in my hole in the wall monching down.

lateshit horseface is hot

>>44170060
truth nuke

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>>44170060

>>44170043
go away

i'm gonna die in one hour

can i do that too?

congratulations to you two! make it count!

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moder suicide pact when

it’s happening in the modercord right now

you're mentally deficient if you join a server with people from here

some of us are really desperate for friends, okay?

oldshits getting adult groomed by midshits on the modercord

>>44164995
I look really cute when I make faggy faces, but my default face and presentation I just look like some metal head or goth chad that would smash your face in, I don't know how to reconcile with being estrogenized while appearing like this.

well atleast I'm attractive

afaic all of your faces are faggy faces nona

the raped male attempts to be female

>>44170265
she tells me i’m so youthful for my age

The Raped

>>44170265
I won't lie some comments on my appearance on discord pushed me out of repperhood

I will never let a youngshit gaslight me into womenmoding

this pizza suxks

i made the pizza btw

why did you make it suck

>>44164995
honey nut cheerios
if not that, then meji chocolate with macademia~

>>44170756
because u touch urself at night

is macademia like when a macadamia nut goes to university

how can i keep awake for the next 10 hours help

boku no chocolate macademia

>>44170784
scary videos, energetic music, caffeine

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>>44170814
rent is today
thank you nona

i can't wait

my lies are getting more extravagant

assigned monster at birth

All Men Are Monsters

my lies are becoming more believable

>>44170781
dark macademia…

>>44170993
how do i do that like not that it matters not that i'm badly in debt or some shit

>>44170781
the ones that make me fat

I'm not a liar

I'm so hungry

they put me in the moid section of the modercord bathhouse v.v

>>44171021
literally not fat btw

>>44164995
mac and cheese is a p good goto

>>44171036
Thats good for you nona, most you moders are some little small thing. me on the other hand... oh lawad

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good afternoon manmoder general.

mogs me

>>44171021
do they make you smarter or something?

>>44171091
no, just fatter.
thats how its spelt on amazon~

>>44170769
I never goon

sometimes i see someone online acting like their IQ is zero and i wonder if they'd be the same irl, or if they're secretly pretty intelligent but abandon all faculty once their fingers touch the keyboard

>>44171156
i act dumb on purpose to be cute or something
never underestimate me~

i'm not doing a bit i'm actually retarded

>>44171007
My Moder Macademia

>>44171201
thinking that being dumb is cute just makes me think you're even dumber than i already assumed you were

>>44171210
someone already made that joke dumbass.
now kill yourself cismoid. chop chop!

>>44171217
i'm so smart though

>>44171156
im actually retarded and it makes me feel insecure as a trans woman

>>44171252
Thick thighz save livez. You're not a manmoder by the way. Move to /mtf/ gen

>>44171252
full frontal friday hell yeah

>>44171252
armpit @_@

>>44171266
don't worry, just try to get smarter

>>44171047
i’m saying you’re not fat

>>44171047
Massive Nonas rise up :(

>>44171266
real, the stereotype of the 2 billion iq agp felt like it fit me as a kid but now as an adult i am so obviously stupid and it sucks

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>>44171252

>>44171312
while i like the spirit i think that intellegence has an upper limit in individuals
>>44171343
it is such a weird thing to be brainwormed about because it is brainworms about not fitting the tranny sterotypes instead of the cis ones :(

if you're in the workforce or otherwise participating in society as an adult, the time for being stupid is over. even americans can become intelligent, so don't delay!

im not buy more tokens mr altman

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suifuel for moided out moders who don’t malefail like myself

>>44171462
most of us can achieve this basic effect just by girlmoding, to be fair

>>44171462
Id feel like a weird sissy fetishist if i went out in any girl clothes whatsoever. i hate being insanely moided

>>44171462
took a year for me but I don't go out much

"you drank that water?" i was fucking thirsty i don't give two shit it's got lead in it

>>44171471
fakemoder

>>44171471
trvke that killed mmg reppers

>>44171471
only if you trooned before 25

>>44171609
every mf who doesn't want to put in effort says this
>you can only girlmode if you transitioned at <arbitrary age younger than me>!

>>44171609
you're just lazy

>>44171201
fuck you, im actually just retarded..nonno've this shit is a gimmick~
>>44171317
i'm michelin man

>>44171609
I dont think thats true im 21 and NGMI

but Ig I cant talk shit since im still 1>yr

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I genuinely don't know what I'm doing wrong

>>44171673
post a recording maybe?

i guess i died? my hell is exactly like my life?

if this is hell that would be pretty comforting because I always imagined hell to be a place where you can never fully accustom to the pain

but that's where i am

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fug :DDDD

>>44171462
>>44171471
during my first year on HRT when I had longer hair I kept in a ponytail I got a few mistaken malefails that also reverted immediately to malewins when they heard my voice or saw my face more closely

so you're saying is all you need is makeup and voice training

you need tubing mascara and prep

thrive cosmetics liquid lash is the most fire mascara I have ever used

too moidbrained to learn makeup award

>>44171811
>long hair
>on hrt for more than a year
>still don’t malefail
every post on this website is deliberately designed to make me an hero

>>44171975
oh my god this is not a thing, just practice

hmm no i think i will jack off to gay porn instead

>>44171990
I haven't got he/him in ages and I have short hair you're just lazy

why are you HERE-uhhhhhhhhh
LEAVE-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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my swamp chvd

>>44171990
it's literally been 4-5 years since then and I don't malefail ever now

my favorite thing to do is go to mmg and make fun of manmoders for looking like men. i jerk off to it and cum buckets

i do something similar but i cum a small amount of clear liquid

shaving your armpits feels good as fuck when you aint got a bitch saying it's nasty

lowkirk miss eating my own cum :/

why would you shave your armpits
whyyyyyyyy

>>44172135
people say it’s nasty to shave your pits? i get not shaving them, but calling smooth armpits gross is weird to me

How can I tell if people suspect I am trans when I am man moding and taking HRT. I think at work my co-workers suspect something is up, idk about my parents when I see them a couple times a month. They must just be waiting for me to come out.

everyone around you is constantly thinking about you
everyone is always watching you specifically
when your coworkers wake up you're the first and only thing on their mind
and for some reason they suspect you of being transgender and they cannot stop thinking about it
it's all over for you brodie

>>44172305
Wrong. No one suspects anything. No one thinks about me ever. I look like a 100% cis dude.

there, got you to just answer your own dumbass question. see how easy that was?

Cool thanks. I don’t need to worry about hiding my boobs or nipples :D

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>>44172373
I mean I look like a normal guy

mog

cool tits

fatty little boy
put down that burger little boy

I love McDonald’s though

anamoding highk the meta rn

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I'm harkonnenmaxxing

>>44172386
People will think I’m cis male right?

I keep my office in the dark about my transgenderism by joining in on the transphobic banter... they will never suspect a thing!

pussy ass traitor

all is fair in love and mode~

>>44172496
pickme

>>44172550
Its only pickme behaviour if you're out
If you manmode it's just social assimilation into cisiety

>>44172550
how??? I dont want any of those fucking moids touching me! i just want to continue to collect my salary with the least amount of friction and hazing possible. honestly glad they seem to be so forthcoming about their transphobia, imagine they weren't and I didn't have a point of reference and just came out to them one day?? my god it would've been a blood bath

that's why I don't manmode

>>44172571
no that's gay bootlicking behavior, do better

>>44172582
look I get it as far as not wanting to attract attention but by actually joining in you're a massive faggot

>>44172582
what a feckless loser you are

making pickmemoders top

im fucking bleeding through my eyes

mah anus is bleeding xD

why is that?

bought womens clothes again award

my spoon is too big!!!1

>>44172627
>>44172678
Look, one day I do too hope to be a womenmoder coming into here to ostracize the moders for the techniques they employ on the day to day to keep exclusion, banishment, mockery, and total diminution at bay. Unfortunately, I was not graced by genetics, nor was I fortunate enough to entrench myself in a company thats more open towards our people. I have to make do with the plate I was served and i'm constantly on the search for greener pastures, but atm, this is my mode.

/mmg/ whats your weekend plans?

>>44172865
melt into a big puddle on the floor until things cool down enough to survive. maybe play a bunch of anbennar. hbu?

>>44172865
drinking myself to death

>>44172865
taking my wife to see an opera and then dinner at a fancy italian place

>>44172865
do flippy flips with my quad around the hoboken terminal!

then ill probably get shit faced off Majorska at the at some parking deck

>>44172919
based record some footage :3
>>44172918
that sound very nice nona. i haven't had a night out in a while.
>>44172893
:(
>>44172889
rip nona. i will probably watch koth and maybe play undertale i haven't played it and if it is entierly too ubiquitous in tranny spaces for me to not check it out.

>>44173013
I like koth and undertail. At least I used to like undertail, I haven't played it in like 10 years. Holy shit that just hit me.

>>44173013
it's pretty fun, i haven't kept up with deltarune but undertale is a legitimately fun and really well-presented game with an engaging story. it's ended up trannycoded but that's just because it's popular with young people on the internet, for good reason

>>44173027
time do be moving like that :c

>>44173043
i figure ill kickout undertale and whats out of deltarune and that will be a decent amount of content to keep my mind occupied for a bit.

>>44173013
>based record some footage :3
the nas consistently grows larger!
>maybe play undertale
v/good game, killer ost. Make sure to talk to everyone and make an attempt at being passive, it rewards you heavily.
to the ost, i have the vinyl collection, to me its that good, but you already knew that~

>>44172815
you don't have to join in and dunk on trannies to be a manmoder, you fucking loser

andy here
i am extra tired after a long day at the jobsite
my dms are open yall
andylue is my new discord
i think it kind of suits my new rugged persona

americans and londoners are so fucking lucky i hate living in a british region we never get fucking anything fuck this shitty cultureless backwater i wanna watch divine hammer but we're never gonna get it fuck all of you who live in real places

>>44172815
>waaah i *have* to be an ass because i'm ugly and i hang out with a bunch of conservatives!
just die honestly

>>44173101
you know you can leave in search for a better life, right?
but then you'd be a filthy migrant i guess

>>44173139
expat*, shes white

>>44173167
the term is settler

>>44173097
The only one getting dunked on is me, by myself and a room of people who seemingly hate me. When they are bantering and the ball gets to my court, is the advantageous thing for the possibly queer looking moid to do is just push back and call them out for their bigotry? You think inviting myself to get all the weekend work, all the escalation work, picked last or outright left out of all other company activates is going to lead to a better existence for us all together?
>>44173117
Is your job a hangout session for you?

>>44172865
i’m picking up a friend to hangout with my friends, get high, and watch a movie. probably nothing for the actual weekend though

>>44173189
>push back and call them out for their bigotry
no even suggested you do that, just calling you out for actively participating instead

>>44173189
the fact you're still doubling down is so sad and pathetic

What did you expect? You think moding is an aesthetic?

wonder if she thought people would just agree with her

>>44173241
didn't you know manmoding is the new boymoding it's super cute and what all the women want out of their transition journey!

>>44173306
and what the hell are YOU talking about?

idk, i just wanted to be included

my workplace is woke and i still manmode

same but I'm also openly trans

ha, the upper management makes jokes about cutting my hair off when im jacked in. them mfers aint ever going to know shit abt me

we will find you a nice job in the city nona

phone doesnt recognize my face after eating many orange chips

>>44174052
oranges don't have chips

>>44174039
my office is in one of the most tranny filled counties in the state. the problem is my company is primarily ran and owned by elder millennials and younger gen Xers that still live in 2002

they do where i live

gonna get into a het marriage with a normie cis woman and then kill myself at the moment calculated to cause the most emotional damage

trooning out on your wife feels nice icl

giving my wife a rub n tug feels nice too

my wife has a vagina

oh no, what happened to her dick

I live in a giant bucket

yeah no shit we all do we're crabs pinch pinch bitch

im more of a lobster or the humble crawdad

im a brachiopod

sweating like a pig

im about as fat as one

>>44174590
crawfish

skating around in the compression top got me feeling like a fat gock in a small wrap

can i have it once you're done

touching tips with my wife this friday night

i have got to stop calling myself a retarded faggot under my breath. even if it's true

let me do it for you instead

what if a retard was gay

wouldn't you know?

>>44175539
aren't they all