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“Before talking, please connect your tongue to your brain” -N7

QOTT: What can you talk about for hours?

Previous: >>44175814
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Strawberry and lime cider
bosh
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QOTT: movies or art history maybe
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QOTT:
politics and religion.
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>>44178917
what's wrong with saying thoughbeit though :((
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QOTT
pingus and I wonder what’s for dinner
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>qott
nothing. if i'm a conversation and someone else doesn't lead i sit there trying really hard to think of anything to bring up (which doesn't work) and i slowly sink into panic. i have absolutely nothing to say unprompted
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>>44180046
qott: food
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QOTT
covering shrew in molasses
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Thoughbeit
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Who wants to get drunk and play friendslop
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I hopped on /b/, I get it now, that shit is pretty funny.
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>>44180085
that sounds fun
if only i wasn’t working u.u
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How it feels to use "albeit" in an online argument
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>>44180077
that looks nice. i haven't had actual salmon in forever, i only sort of remember what it tastes like
>>44180080
eeek!
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>>44180046
>qott
killing myself
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>>44180046
pokemon
>>44180085
i used to play friendslop with my choid :(
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>>44180117
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>>44179990
ah fuck it, here’s a pic of it, discordia can have a crashout about it if she wants. it wraps round my arm but here’s the top :)
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>>44180117
I don’t feel like it
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>>44180134
oh that's so cool! i wanted to get a tattoo like that but on my leg
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>>44180134
Sick snake, would be happy to add mine to your skin
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>>44180117
as a troon all these are positives for me lowkey
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>>44180117
there's so many emojis. do you think it was a zoomer or a millenial who made this? i feel like emojis aren't as popular with the zoomers anymore
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>>44180117
this is my choid
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>>44180117
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What does Scrote mean?
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>>44180174
Wouldn't you like to know, fag
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>>44180174
it's short for scrotum
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i love condoms
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I don't have a porn addiction, I'm just knowledgeable and love to learn
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>>44180174
it means someone from scotland
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I only have meme golf game as friendslop in my library what else exists
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>>44180180
hey baby
>>44180181
would you like to share what you learned?
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>>44180145
thank you!! i really want tattoos on my legs but im holding off until i get them lasered lmao, you can’t laser over tats (which is an issue given i have chest tattoos…)

>>44180146
by snake do you perhaps mean… peanits?
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>>44180190
gambling with friends is pretty good
and meccha chameleon but you need a lot of people
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>>44180195
>you can’t laser over tats
i didn't know that! im too pale and blonde for laser but good to know. sorry about your chest tattoos :(
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>>44180193
>would you like to share what you learned?
uh
that there's a female chastity device that purely exposes the butthole
i found that pretty cool
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>>44180202
>gambling with friends
Yes I was looking at this one actually
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>>44180208
do you think it is so they can still go poo or for a different reason?
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hi again cg part 2
i had apocalypse dreams again :( lots of my friends died :(

have some excerpts from my apocalypse playlist i made a few years ago to help cope with these common apocalypse dreams
>Tame Impala - Apocalypse Dreams
https://youtu.be/DmmvZrBnQ4M
>St Vincent - The Apocalypse Song
https://youtu.be/p6TiUKPm6iM
>Jukebox the Ghost - Beady Eyes on the Horizon
https://youtu.be/7ZI_AYtD-TU
>Chuck Salamone - As the World Begins to Wane
https://youtu.be/LK91_E5ezM8
>Peter Gabriel and Robert Fripp - Here Comes the Flood
https://youtu.be/3C23LikPhWs

i hope somebody enjoys
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>>44180046
>What can you talk about for hours?
Warhammer lore
and also my own lore but ive never met anyone with the attention span for that because there's less magic and ratmen and more disgusting self-over-sexualization and narcissism
just not as compelling material
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does anyone want to talk to me
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>>44180080
snatching shrew and zip tying shrew's wrists and ankles behind her back then connecting them together and stuffing a rag in shrew's mouth and taping over it around her head and throwing shrew into your trunk and driving shrew out into the middle of nowhere and throwing shrew into a puddle of mud and driving off
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>>44180069
nothing if you aren't walled, apparently
us agehons need to stay in our lanes according to froyo
>>44180174
that's the fast blue guy i think
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>>44180046
qott: me
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>>44180218
Just anal I assume, there's like a ring on it that sort of spreads the butt a little bit, it's very visually intriguing. But functionally that would probably work but be really messy.
>>44180210
A lot of people bemoan their feet being large, when quite a lot of foot related fetish content is related to large feet, but also, stuff that doesn't mention that, will still have someone who has longer or larger feet anyway.
I found that interesting. Smaller feet almost feels more specific.
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>>44180253
hold on I ain’t say all that
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>>44180117
as a troider
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im dizzy and want to drink coffee
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>>44180253
WHY did you post this we are not friends anymore!!!
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kill all sarcasm fans. boil them alive and eat them
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>"I forgot" is a big ick
Me and my brain damaged ass is so finished lmao, just remind me bitch
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>>44180249
Who are you
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Do t4t transbians get hard enough for penetrative sex or do they les out without touching dicks or take drugs

what's going on there
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>>44180275
catching shrew with a net and than having her displayed above my fireplace
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>>44180228
I had "starting freshman year at college again" dreams
My assigned roommate was a guy in another band we played with back in the day and I didn't recognize him and it was awkward
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>>44180290
if you forget my birthday you are dead to me
>>44180295
im me
>>44180296
my transbean friend told me she tops her cis wife
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>>44180296
Trans girls get hard, the ones who hook up with guys just don't like to talk about it
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>>44180305
>if you forget my birthday you are dead to me
Is it cool if I just put it on a reminder?
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>>44180296
i’ve never been able to top other tranners despite my best efforts
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>>44180307
Like how hard though
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>>44180205
it’s alright, i’m kinda torn between just getting the tats lasered off bc im not particularly attached to one of them, and the other is a matching tattoo with my ex that i want lasered or covered up anyway lol, or just getting electrolysis on them, which you can get on tattoos, kinda thinking about electrolysis on my chest anyway honestly
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>>44180311
yeah that would be fine. it's okay to need to write stuff down or put in your phone
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>>44180296
they still get hard on hrt because blood flow to your genital area from arousal happens in both genders, regardless of hormones
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Cis women get clitboners, why would trans women not get gockboners
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>>44180290
wait aren't we selecting traits that describe ourselves
i also thought "i forgot" was just describing myself being forgetful, not specifically about birthdays and anniversaries and stuff
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>>44180326
Cool. I will routinely forget to do the washing etc, that's like a regular thing. Also remind me of my birthday too.
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bwuh
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>>44180336
It's an "ick" list >>44180117
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>>44180339
forgetting your own birthday is cute actually. do you mean i need to remind you to shower cause that's too much
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>>44180290
this is because people assume that you dont remember because you dont think about it because you dont care about it
people have issues trying to conceptualize other people's brains working in different ways, especially memories because those are usually so automatic
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>>44180341
It’s over
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2xfTQOnyGs
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>>44180307
depends
visual/tactile displays of arousal can be good erotic material, especially if it's a reaction to embarrassing stimuli like being bullied because the inability to hide your reaction amplifies the embarrassment
but the actual sensation is seen as unpleasant and undesirable, so you have to be careful and euphemistic and be sure to only use it as an indicator and only rarely a source of stimulation
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>>44180356
if you forget about plans consistently then you don't care
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Taking care of brain damaged choid
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>>44180359
i seethe about it daily
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>>44180353
Nah that I just feel, I shower once-twice a day rn cuz of the weather anyway
but yeah I forgot my birthday this year my colleague reminded me and I've only worked with him for 2 years lmao, my heads just a bit empty
>>44180356
True I suppose, my short term memory is totally fucked beyond belief. I think it's a stress thing honestly. Yeah It's less that I don't care, and more that it's in and out without any control, I'll remember dumb shit instead, yet forget to pick up milk or something.
I try to give people space with this sorta stuff cuz I can't judge
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triple bingo...
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https://jumpshare.com/s/zSflegCk7b3wk40C5Zk4
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>>44180380
no i just have a really truly bad memory and don't sleep much
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>>44180387
thats me!! contact sports as an early teen will really do it to ya
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i should krill myself
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>>44180347
oh. i need to redo mine then
ICK LIST
close to bingo but not quite
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Tansy supports this evil practice
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like if it was just about caring i wouldn't be crying every night because of how i struggle to remember my cat's face
(had him for 6-ish years and he died a year ago and he was my perfect little buddy and i miss him so much)
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>>44180413
I can feed u soup!
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check out this cool animal i just discovered
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>>44180427
Inshallah he will be grounded into a fine dust. A fibrous powder
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>>44180117
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i kinda wish i didn't have a perfect memory so i could be normal
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>>44180405
this is such a pretty video
i love that the camera can pick up the outer veil of the flame where usually it would be invisible to the eye
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>>44180437
That's me!
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>>44180429
thats risky i might drown
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>>44180454
you are very polite looking
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where is mouse? all i've had to eat today is 2 redbulls and a quad espresso
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Sarah's little sissy clitty doesnt get hard unless she thinks about getting cucked
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>>44180466
mouse is lost in sam altman's punishment nexus
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>>44180455
I'll make sure u don't!
>>44180457
Exactly
>>44180466
She got a 30 day vacation:(
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>>44180117
i am the problem
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>>44180451
ya great night
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i miss being alive
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>>44180486
So boring and predictable just go lesbian again and save yourself the hassle
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>>44180466
I heard mouse’s corpse is being used to power OpenAI servers. Never ever rebel against the AI overlords
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>>44180466
she is working rn
a quad espresso?? that’s crazy that’s so much caffeine….
not that i’m much better. i had an orange cream reign and a blue hawaiian monster today. i’ve been tapering down my caffeine consumption…
>>44180480
the jannie’s were nice and it’s gonna end SOON
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Bro: I’m looking for a gen where the most boring loser transbians blogpost about cats and pokemon all day long
Me: I know just the place
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>>44180486
>unemployed
I'd continue but half of these also apply to you lmao
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I got holes in my brain because of the events
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i would have less trauma if my memory was worse
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>>44180486
>no coffee date
I mean there was no chance but is this really an ick? i love a coffee date or a cafe in general. huh. coffee with the boys then I guess fuk u
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>>44180507
I don't know who's this Janice girl everyone is talking about but she should chill for a minute!
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>>44180521
i thought about this the other day actually, i wonder if forgetful people have less trauma or not. google said no when i googled but who knows
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are there any pokemons that are cats???
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>>44180510
You have B trap thread and Soc tranny thread if you want free tranny porn for your pornhub ahh comments jefe
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>>44180531
No
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>>44180530
i heard once people with bad memories have worse trauma because the deep brain conditioning from traumatic stuff is still imprinted in there, but they are less able to process it and heal from it because they tend to forget exactly why and how they were traumatized
like a huge scar but you cant remember how you got it so you cant come to grips with it
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>>44180539
this is unfair, because I know of at least one pokemon that's just a set of keys, and that makes no sense to me
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>>44180522
coffee date is seen as cheep and lazy compared to restaurant date but i would be down to get coffee in general
>>44180531
meowth, litten, purloin, glameow, sprigatito, trubbish, espeon, probably more
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pooners aren't men
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Tbhdesu coffee date is very very cute
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what if there was a pokemon that was just a shampoo bottle??
@roach
thoughts on this?!?!?!
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pick-me penny
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i forgot that tea has caffeine in it. maybe drinking so much was a mistake
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>>44180545
ya this is what google said also hmm
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>>44180574
i drink tea because caffeine suppresses your appetite and helps you fast longer
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>>44180516
>>44180501
>>44180522
oh I see I was doing it wrong I just ticked the ones that applied to me
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Sarah's fat transbian hog is hard at all times
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>>44180568
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>>44180517
what events?
>>44180560
>>44180551
i agree i think a coffee date is just fine
dont like coffee thoughever
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have you seen some women set up dates with their friends and bring a guy from a dating app along to pay for all of them
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>>44180551
Huh, I always felt like a notably expensive restaurant is like a bigger sort of treat like an occasion, honestly a lot of places where I really like to eat are cafes with fresh food
>>44180583
too late no banh mi 4 u
I guess I'm too cheap go get your own coffee
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i want to go drink fancy coffee with a choid
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>>44180565
what color is it
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>>44180602
first date doesn’t have to be a fancy restaurant but it should be nicer than fast food at minimum
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>>44180611
hmmmmmmm
burger king for you
sushi for me
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>>44180601
i dont think i would mind that
it would be funny
unless it happened a bunch of times like just once is fine thank you
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>>44180530
Trauma stays in the body regardless of conscious memory, it's weird stuff
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>>44180507
i've been trying but we are reaching crunch time at work and our site is finally dry so we've been going extra hard trying to get to mechanical completion
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>>44180618
but i want sushi and i don’t like burger king. that’s like the worst fast food place :(
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>>44180602
what the hell....
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>>44180611
I'd find a fast food date cute only after a few dates first lole
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Going to a Chinese buffet and watching the anemic boymoder eating 4 chicken nuggets while I'm on my second plate of crab legs
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what are some nice shoes for an ultra giga masculine man with small feet like me? I'm wearing boots daily
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>>44180642
fast food date is fine for teenagers like yourself but once your and adult you’ll want to expect a little more from men
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I want to know if theres anymore pictures of reviewbrah looking like that
>>44180637
yeah. your bad.
>>44180630
fine,
you can have some of the miso soup
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>>44180580
true actually. i should start drinking tea every morning. not 8 cups tho this is too much
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>>44180644
anemia mentioned!!!
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>>44180654
Until what age do I count as a teenager lolz
I think it'd be fun from time to time
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>>44180530
i feel kinda traumatized and my memory is awful
and it definitely used to be better before i was very traumatized but also i was much younger so who knows
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>>44180644
don't forget to subtly guilt her on the way out by reminding her how much the buffet cost and that it was per person, not per nugget
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>>44180628
noice i hope you’re making fat stacks with overtime, but don’t push yourself too hard. what does mechanical completion entail? does that just mean all the electrical is functional and at that point you just need to clean up and do checks?
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Just watched a movie and it made me a bigger nazi than i was before. Afternoon well spent
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>>44180646
you wont need shoes
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Did someone say Taco Bell date in a low-income neighborhood
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>>44180644
She tryna stay clean for later, big dog
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>>44180680
when you age stops saying teen in it you stop being a teenager ms nineTEEN
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>>44180698
We can't keep letting Netanyahu doing this to people
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>>44180698
I'm not into pup stuff but if a tranny forces me then I would
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Skinny pale twinks crying while jerking off
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>>44180694
what movie
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He's not letting me sit on my computer
>>44180706
And what abt when I turn twenteen!
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>>44180727
The Pianist
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should i just get an orchi and stick it on the credit card?
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>>44180046
>qott
A wide variety of things that no one but me finds interesting
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congratulations to me
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>>44180734
What will you do Penny
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>>44180738
can’t you get one through the nhs?
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>>44180742
Congratulations!!
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>>44180742
cute. omedetou
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destroy all passoids
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>>44180738
maybe!
>>44180742
your so pretty
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>>44180742
You look great. Who took the pic doe
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>>44180742
Congrats borgoña!
>>44180743
I'll have to explode him with fireworks...
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>>44180742
yippeeeee!!!!
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>>44180724
I’m more of a dissociator than a crier when it comes to sex or masturbation
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>QOTT: What can you talk about for hours?
well I have no clue. but I have a lot of conversation
>>44180756
I'm happy you aren't dead, stu
>>44180765
hi penny
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>>>/b/951358071
Wtf
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>>44180742
I wonder how many triest before you decided on this one. I would be laughing my ass off if i was in one of the tables watching you
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>>44180046
>qott
Housing policy!
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>>44180742
woah youre looking like youre in great shape the bronya
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>>44180776
Hallo angelmoder
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Trying to go on a date to this nice Italian place tomorrow so I can have an excuse to get dressed up!
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i should buy more dresses
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>>44180765
>I'll have to explode him with fireworks...
Cruel and unusual punishment
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>>44180776
dont call me a passoid
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Sending her masc on masc gay porn and saying "us<3"
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>>44180781
That's just bog standard bitch behavior though. Fembrained.
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Man, I just want a cute puppy girl to give affection to
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Had to run some errands, back to dreamily thinking about penny and how angelic she is (づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ
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>>44180783
what are the top 5 housing policies?
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>>44180797
He will wake up afterwards!
>>44180810
Whaaaa (。ノω\。)
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>>44180804
I said I'm happy you aren't dead
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>>44180809
hello hi >w<
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>>44180724
meeee
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i want to cuddle all day
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>>44180735
never heard of it
>>44180740
ok
what are they
>>44180742
you look like a very expensive prostitute
congratulations!
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>>44180819
>Whaaaa
I hope you're having a blessed day my love, you deserve every comfort ( ֊ „)
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I wish a hot trans girl would bump into me in the streets and turn me into her plaything
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>>44180866
Fuq kaomoji fail
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Who's Bee?? Apparently they were saying some weird race stuff about me last night? I cant believe I have to say this but for the record Im not into race play or bnwo. My bf isnt even black hes like white as can be.
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>>44180607
black, otherwise roach won't catch it
>>44180620
blessed! I'm a goat herrderr!
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>>44180823
Aww a good girl!! How are you puppy?? ^^
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>>44180858
That's because you are an uncultured swine.
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>>44180880
Don't summon her.......
>>44180866
That's very sweet anon:))) I have to iron some clothes and do some laundry lolz
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>>44180880
Shhhhh dont say his name
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>>44180880
Bee kept calling you Henessymom and said you used charcoal instead of propane to grill your meat
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>>44180742
Congration. You done it.
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my heart hurts
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>>44180896
Is that rach or??? Im just making sure everyones on the same page, I wasnt even here last night. Im on vacation, caving in kentucky.
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>>44180887
eepy =w=
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everyone says I'm handsome and hot but no one ever talks to me in the streets. How comes?
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>>44180565
You love me, you always talk about me lol.
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>>44180889
I'm sorry I can't do your laundry and ironing for you (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.゚
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>>44180810
bottom chaser?
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>>44180921
roach have you watched the new scary movie?? what are your thoughts on it? i thought it was pretty based and redpilled and i'm glad the wayans exist
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>>44180912
It's a /b/ tranny that bronya likes to start shit with, but then she won't shut up. Huge ego and mental illness
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>>44180925
U shouldn't do my chores for me! ᕙ(:˘∧˘:)ᕗ
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>>44180921
Love or hate but there's definitely something there
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>>44180915
because you’re five foot three
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>>44180913
What if you took a little nappy, can you do that for me? ;)
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>>44180886
the goat's tail wag makes me so happy
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i love all peoples in da world
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>>44180950
five foot three women get all the attention
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>>44180912
It's not me, its some hillbilly Kansas bitch, she posts pics straight to this thread all the time.
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>>44180954
i need snuggles :3
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>>44180915
Have you bought the skirt?
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>>44180933
I actually like all the scary movies. The wayans aren't woke so it's funny.
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oh so ur arachnophobic huh? that means u secretly wanna fuck the shit out of shelob in shadow of war.......
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>>44180880
she was just saying you were a bnwo addled commie, but she's also someone who painted spade symbols on herself so its not really worth much thought
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>>44180915
Show us what you look like.
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>>44180970
hell I'm not buying a fucking skirt
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leave it all to mamo!
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>>44180960
you’re not a woman until you transition my dear repper
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>>44180980
Then you get no attention until you decide to become a good girl
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Good afternoon troyim
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>>44180912
She namefagged as Ellie for a bit. She's the one who samefags a bunch.
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>>44180996
hi
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>>44180978
I get banned when I post a picture. janny hates me personally
I have curly hair, extra thick eyebrows, dark eyes. I hate my face personally but people say I'm fine but they may be hugboxing. It's probably because I have the dead tranny face and optics, idk
>>44180987
it's not what I said, I want the attention
>>44180988
grrrrrrrrrr
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>>44180996
i need help
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>>44180964
Snuggles are for good girls! ^-^ Can you be a good girl for me?
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>>44180888
probably
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>>44181004
How goes it?
>>44181007
What's wrong?
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>>44181012
i’m doing ok. how r u
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>>44181012
my head hurts
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>>44181010
Put up some fight, faggot.
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>>44180781
4 total
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>>44180935
>>44180961
>>44180976
>>44180997
Ohhh I see ty for the 411. I sorta tune out most of the chasergen noise and simply pay attention to those I enjoy but that also tends to result in me being really out of the loop sometimes.
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>>44181020
Which head?
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>>44181030
not my penis
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>>44181025
Post the two close up ones and i'll cum to your pics tonight
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>>44181025
I like the one on the right because it's like a PoV of someone bothering you in public about something salacious
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bronya is it true that moisturizing prevents skin from aging?
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>>44181039
Too bad.
I was going to offer you a massage.
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>>44181057
i would never turn down a massage. i think i just need more fluids
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>>44180814
Currently in America
1) Land Value Tax
2) Skilled worker training programs/no ICE raids on construction sites
3) No Tarriffs
4) Zoning Reform to encourage density
5) Funding and Expediting Public Transit Projects
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>>44181070
Do you know the feet trick?
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>>44180690
it means every panel pluged in all the home runs plugged it all equipment landed(transformers switch gears combiners and inverters) and i'm not gonna burn myself out lol thanks for caring tho :)
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>>44181057
>>44181070
wouldn't a massage on the penis head hurt?
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>>44181079
no what’s that?
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>>44180898
fucking dawgy lmao
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>>44181083
who said anything about that
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>>44180973
not wanting to get it on with qualaag
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>>44181084
You put your feet in really warm water and you let them stay there. The theory is that the blood in your head will start rushing to your feet so your head will get relieved and it won't hurt anymore. You can also put a wet towel on your forehead as you do it.

This is the theory anyway; I don't know if it actually works
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>>44181054
she ain’t google little bro
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>>44181098
im going to try this. i’ll report back
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>>44181097
forgot picture...
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>>44181104
Give it like 10 minutes and warm water, don't pussy out on me
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>>44181089
I thought you would massage nona's penis head
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>>44181110
yessir
>>44181111
i am nona
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>>44181026
>those I enjoy
am i included
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>>44181111
It was me who said it and no it won't hurt assuming you know how to do it ofc
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>>44181102
stop it epicstyle
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>>44181078
how are you gonna talk about that for hours when you're getting your face stuffed into a pillow and called a little faggot?
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>>44181105
miyazaki is a hack he should stick to ghibli films
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>>44181124
idk I hate having my penis touched I only like frotting
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This is true to Tolkien’s vision
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i just got absolutely soaked in a thunderstorm and it was so intense i thought i might get struck by lightning it was right over me
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I got fat. Send me meanspo.
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>>44181129
I’m helping to acclimate people to the cruelty of real life . It’s not all cookies n cream out there
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>>44181139
Come on cibi let's give your room a little personality. Hang something on the wall, anything, a calendar, Jesus, anything will do
>>44181142
Crush me mommy
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>>44181139
>>44181142
hot, hi
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>>44181041
pushing your luck and mine but just this once
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>>44181152
you cant see the otherside which is my messy desk / personality
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>>44181139
ARTISANALLY CRAFTED FOR CHASERS
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>>44181158
Thank you Queen
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>>44181164
i was thinking of you n7 ;)
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I support hrt for minors because im a chaser and ephebophile
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Losing my mind how did I let myself get fat again im gonna sperg out
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>>44181163
Take a pic of your desk
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posting myself too
>>>/fit/77387474
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>>44181142
god i wish i had fat distribution this good
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>>44181022
im in a strange mood
working on my autobiography
idk how much fight i have left in me anymore
but writing all this stuff down in very cathartic
i even sent it to a couple people and the didn't even hate me afterwards which feels good
i been alive a long damn time man
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>>44181142
Winemom?
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>>44181183
STOP REPPING YOU FRENCH PIECE OF SHIT
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>>44181196
I'm a Jojo character
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>>44181193
all it takes is one depressive spiral and Im fat again.
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Not giving you attention, slut
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>>44181204
Ive always had thyroid problems but these new meds are turning me into a bucket of lard and i want to scream
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>>44181175
you said chaser twice
>>44181183
such a waste
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>>44181186
Who is going to buy it?
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>>44181136
stoya shelob is valid
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why am i stupid
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my ex used to tell me that he liked my underdeveloped chest for some reason
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#notallchasers
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one round of video game then ill make ramen
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i miss not being alone
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Im going to kill myself
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>>44181223
i know the reason
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I'm a chaser btw
>>44181221
it's okay we have to find our strength somewhere else
>>44181209
mean
>>44181211
waste of energy for the universe, I know
>>
>>44181173
And I was thinking about how good you look ;D
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>>44181242
can you tell me
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For me? It's like saggy ass tits
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>>44181258
tits are on the chest usually
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he would say things like no way you are that old. you look so much younger
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>>44181216
lmao.
no it's not like that
it's actually just the backstory for a greentext i was writing but i wound up adding a lot of detail and now it's just the story of my life up until 2024
which is when the REAL story begins - the one i haven't even started and it already takes like half an hour to read
im just writing it because... i dunno. that's what i do. and it's hard to hold all of this in my head an the same time, writing it down helps me to organize my thoughts
i love the idea of someone reading it and actually having the whole story from my perspective and knowing me completely
unfortunately due to the content and circumstances i fear that there's nobody i could actually send it to once it's done

tr:dr it's not a book it's just insane ramblings of an agp fetishist condensed into a text file
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>>44181248
waste of your potential as a plaything
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he told me he liked how pale i was
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my ex would say crazy things like "wow i had no idea you were 67 years old you look so much younger" as he used to take my wrinkly grey old cock in his mouth
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>>44181274
I'm anglefrauding, there is no potential when I stand straight
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>>44181263
As long as that makes you happy. I just want to see my sissy fight back like she used to
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>>44181218
RIP Monolith Productions. Wonder Woman game never
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my crazy ex boyfriend liked it when I dressed as a mime and did the mine act and wore the mime makeup, but he was kinda toxic he used to accuse me of putting up walls around him. He liked it rough though, my rope act really reeled him in
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you haven't lived till you've had a man tell you he's straight with your gock in his mouth
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>>44180931
Sadly yes
>>44180943
A princess's time is much better spent (⸝⸝๑﹏๑⸝⸝)
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>>44181282
he wants a snow elf
can you be his snow elf or will you twist yourself into a falmer
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>>44181300
GIWTWM
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he said he liked how black I was, so I stole his heart, AND his bike
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he would say things like "handy dandy" and "oh snap", and "wowzers", sometimes he'd say "ay caramba"
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im spiralling
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I"M SPINNING
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH I'M SPINNING

WE BELONG TOGETHER WE BELOOOOOONG TOGETHEEEEEER
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>>44181317
cant find dunmer woman art with curly hair that isn't the goofy ass eso curly hair model so you get naryu virian
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wait theres a new animated ghost in the shell series?! im gonna binge it rn!!
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>>44181256
he's a pedophile. hope that helps!
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>>44181353
I think they made a remaster of the og movie because it's out in theaters here. thinking of going to a session with my mate
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It's not pedophilia to be attracted to twinks
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>>44181364
it is. i hope that helps! wait but I don't want to fight I've just had eight glasses of cava and every post has a health bar suddenly
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my chaser is such a gooner that i feel like a larper and i've been in and out of e-relationships since 2020 and have never had an intention to make a platonic male friend
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>>44181293
i confess im speaking from memory i didn't click
>>44181294
we'll see
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>>44181350
Mariah Carey?
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>>44181382
>it is.
To be attracted to adults?
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>>44181300
i had that and now he thinks he gets the "faggot" pass
that is OUR word
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>>44181158
nyanya is pretty pretty ^_^
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>>44181382
stop being homophobic
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>men don't hit the wall
your response, chaseys?
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>>44181382
Bronya half the shit you post is anime twinks.
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faggot is actually the top's word
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>>44181359
but he told me he was just boymodersexual!
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if i had a bf i would allow him to call me a faggot if i had a girlfriend i would also allow her to call me a faggot
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>>44181399
to be attracted to youth
i wouldn't worry about it tbqh honestly
all men have pedophilic tendencies but i dont think we're ready for that conversation
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I'd rather she call me a faggot desu
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>>44181392
wow that's so mean I click everyone's picture and give attention to the hot chicks
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no one should call me faggot
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>>44181392
Didn't Elliot Rodger do something similar?
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If bf calls me faggot I'm calling him faggot in return! (Positively)
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>>44181427
what about everyone else do we get to call you a faggot
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this is epic
https://youtu.be/uRycmwu9Bkw
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i'm gonna boyremove clint eastwood
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chasers would you get mad if your tranny called you a faggot
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>>44181420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aK39LG6Y1s
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chatgpt how to get a boyfriend (not pedophile) as a woman (male) who looks like a teenage boy
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>>44181305
Princess Penny is a fake princess that still has to do plebeian work
Sigh:(((
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>>44181469
go to the bf store
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faggots were hand crafted by god for the pleasure of chopped uncs
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>>44181469
hi, I don't look like a teenage boy but I can be your bf
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idrc if he's a pedophile honestly
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>>44181462
It already happened, ya don’t get into the film industry without bouncing on a few ashkenazi schlongs
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>>44181447
hrt would have saved her
>>44181435
i do not. generally those aren't for me
im not too proud to look when rach or alex or koshka would post but i dont open links as a rule
anyway take your pills, celeste
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>>44181463
I'd show her who's the faggot.
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>>44181475
BRVTAL TRVKE
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>>44181480
Mushoku Tensei fan mindset
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>>44181485
what’s wrong with koshka?
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>>44181421
That's how I know
>>44181399
to be attracted to childlike traits, yes. no body hair, skinny, blonde, smooth skin, perky, white teeth, virgin, sundress, obedient and submissive, androgynous, cone tits, alt fashion, clean makeup, et cetera, et cetera. you know. heterosexuality
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hello i would like to let you all know that i am reopening bf applications. please state your height weight and one fun fact about you
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>>44181223
Nigga could've just said "I like your tits"
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FAGGOT
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>>44181498
as far as i can tell literally not one single thing
Damn.
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>>44181501
Post that bussy and maybe you'll get my application.
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>>44181516
that's not how applications work. please fill out the correct forms and try again
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>>44181501
4’11
375 lbs
I cut off circulation to my leg for non sexual reasons once a year
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>>44181528
can you expand on the leg circulation thing? i would like to know too much about it please
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>>44181524
I won't, feels like i'm getting scammed
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>>44181528
Please become argentina's president please
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>>44181453
it's only fair to refer to something by the words that describe it
>>44181472
i went there and they told me they don't serve transbians. i pulled out my bisexual license and everything and they said they don't sell to my kind
>>44181478
oh i meant i look like that. i don't think i can date a repressor i'm sorry you're clearly too much of a faggot
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i would love to have a bf who calls me faggot while we have sex. also i got misgendered at the dispensary today .. ugh its so over for me. but also i just ordered chinese food so that will help me feel better once it gets here
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>>44181501
5'3/143 I fall asleep so fast you'd think I'm dead
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>>44181501
Height? Idk
Wait? I'm patient
Fact? I'm not a patient
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>>44181546
>i'm sorry you're clearly too much of a faggot
I'm into girls
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>>44181538
I use a series of rubber bands to completely cut off circulation to my leg. I do this because my father did this, and his father before him. I want to emphasize I am not doing this for sexual reasons, this is my tradition. Don’t ask my any further questions because it’s rude and this is all you need to know.
>>44181544
I will consider it. Will you campaign for me?
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>>44181553
BOOOO HACK
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>>44181541
what do you want out of a relationship?
>>44181552
do you not snore either when you fall asleep? i would like your super power i think
>>44181553
you are very funny anon
>>44181566
oh okay, good luck with your campaign
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>>44181465
I look like this, and I do this, except I am an old 'zoi
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>>44181501
5'8
220
In 2012, I was witness to extrajudicial murder in the form of a summary execution and swore to never speak about it in Minecraft
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>>44181566
YES! we need someone as wise as u to guide us
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i just got the notification that the chinese food i ordered to be delivered is getting delivered by a robot U-U
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>>44181573
>do you not snore either when you fall asleep? i would like your super power i think
yes when I'm extra tired. I also have cold sweats sometimes, turning the bed into a swimming pool within an hour. It used to scare the shit out of my ex. I am even able to sleep in the metro between stations
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>>44181563
it's not really about who you like.
>>44181551
i'm glad you have weed and soon chinese food that sounds like a good afternoon
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>>44181573
>what do you want out of a relationship?
Sex whenever i want
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want 2 drink coke zero but its almost midnight and i know i shouldnt...
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>>44181577
i haven't played minecraft in awhile. did they add extrajudicail murders when they added bees?
>>44181595
oh are you british?
>>44181598
you might be better of getting a fleshlight i think
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>>44181587
oh righttttt that's super common in your area right my relations are moving there for a few years so i might be over to visit we should hang out I wanna go see a movie together. but anyway yes it's these little robots that just go around on the floor?? I'm terrified of it I don't think it would work here
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>>44181490
i don't know what that is
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>>44181490
LMAO
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as far as i know no minecraft murder is judicial in nature
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>>44181603
Fleshlights don't cry
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Hi I smoked some weed and Im doing a-ok now.
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>>44181609
it's a type of poached fish in broth that they eat in Osaka
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>>44181575
hehe cute i love long snout dawgs
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>>44181612
calm down
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>>44181603
>oh are you british?
no. I live in France
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>>44181612
average chaser opening dm
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>>44181500
Cone tits? Ew.
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hi winemom
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>>44181626
one time a choid from here asked me what mental disorders i had as his opening line
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>>44181597
>it's not really about who you like.
no one ever called me a faggot in real life and no one would ever guess I post on chasergen to hunt
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>>44181617
that's good stop being dysphoric or at least don't do it here us hags have a duty of care right
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>>44181623
DAWGBLUD IN LA????
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>>44181626
lmao stop bad mouthing chasers
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I'm British where's my gf?
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>>44181630
Hi shrew. Pichu has told me much about you.
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>>44181627
Honestly mine are like Madonna tier since I lost weight I've been finding it really funny. literally like a finger sticking out from my chest just a deeply unserious body
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I want to eat one of those British slop boxes so bad
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Gooning to videos of ziggers being gibbed by drones. AMA
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>>44181633
i would be a very happy woman by now if I didn't find retards so fucking hot
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>>44181616
>>44181625
gross
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>>44181646
>Pichu has told me much about you
Heheheheheh this is very fembrained
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>>44181500
>That's how I know
Then why bitch about it?
>>44181612
Surely some of this would not be efficient
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>>44181642
i also find that they tend to be miserly and self absorbed
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til madonna is still alive
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>>44181657
Don't play that card with me faggot. You are the one asking for bf applications, you aren't exactly high value yourself
Now cry, or at least fake it, while daddy puts his dick inside you
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>>44181648
Banana tits mog.
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Russian ogre's having a melty
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>>44181660
i don't understand. why would I not. i think pedophilia is bad
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>>44181671
no im ok im just tired from work
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>>44181654
I ate one in my dream (midday nap) the other day, are they really that yummy?
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>>44181667
she just put out an album. in collaboration with Grindr I believe
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>>44181462
framing this post
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>>44181662
You ran away from your country like a nigger does from his baby mama. You got raped by your dad and loved it. Hitler would've gassed you next to the kikes. I'll make sure you're on the trains when the Fourth Reich arises.
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>>44181432
Is it like a collective retardation when it comes to transbians or something?
I'm not trying to hear about a transbian talking about some "pedophilic tendencies" you feel me?
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>>44181668
sir you are very clearly not bf material. please do see yourself out
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>>44181666
As opposed to you?
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>>44181684
im coming home this autumn they found a law loophole how to change ur legal sex and my mom is gonna help me since shes close with law and courts thats her job
bruv
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>>44181682
for some reason i thought she was the same person as marilyn monroe
im a bad fag i should know this
>>
>>44181673
If you are one, and think everyone is one, what's the use?
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>>44181662
You support England but hate blacks? Have you seen their national team?
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Trannies should be banned from wearing pants and shorts longer than 3 inches.
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>fleshlights dont cry
then what even is a chaser what are you talking about
they do and then you have to reassure them that they aren't gay (they are)
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>>44181669
LMFAO
>>44181689
self absorbed I'll give you. but I am very generous both with money and as a lover. i hate transactional shit its probably my biggest "ick". as much as I think that whole idea is misogynistic
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>>44181634
well i assume you don't do sissy poses naked for your real life friends so yeah
>>44181646
oh! well that's scary. i hope it wasn't bad
>>
>>44181699
blacks are great entertainers they should stick to jazz and doing funny dances, fighting with lions 1v1 etc
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>>44181573
Funny how? Like I'm a clown?
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>>44181700
This is not noice
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just done 100 pushups and 100 squats, now I'm all sweaty. Feels good man
>>
Can we talk about food/me?
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>>44181685
you're angry because you think that im saying that as an insult
i dont think you're a predator anon im just stating facts
and im a man too, for what it's worth
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>>44181687
I'm not bf material because i like if my tranny cries while I fuck her? I assure you i'm the most normal person around, you can inspect my pc if you want, i 100% guarantee that a lot of people here wouldn't let you get anywhere near their pc
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>>44181708
not quite that funny
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im gf material but u are all niggers
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>>44181597
yeah it was and i walked across the ben franklin bridge because they closed it down for its 100th anniversary and its really big like 6 or 7 lanes and more than a mile long
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>>44181715
>i like if my tranny cries while I fuck her
dream bf
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>>44181710
I thought you didnt work out. I take choid notes btw.
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>>44181709
Penny if you were mine you’d be banned from wearing anything but skirts and dresses.
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>>44181692
I hope you get beaten to death by ziggers and chechens for being a pidor. Total zigger death. Total zigger rape. Total zigger discombobulation. Total zigger evisceration. Total zigger molestation. Total zigger vivisection. Total zigger decapitation.
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>>44181704
>LMFAO
Why LMFAO? I like them. God bless.
Pig woman with banana tits.
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>>44181719
Do you want to go on a date and tell shit jokes to eachother all night
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>>44181704
>but I am very generous both with money
That's because you are playing with your parents money, you don't give money any value because you have never had to.
If we went out i'd make you pay for everything, i deserve some reparations.
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>>44181706
I don't call them sissy poses but whatever. Girls are allowed to pose like sluts, so do I. Ever seen a girl posing straight facing on Instagram? Me neither
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>>44181730
yeah that sounds really pleasant
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>>44181606
yes i would so be down to hang out!! also yes its those kinds that roll low on the ground on the sidewalk and have the flag in the air and like these led electronic fake eyes. theyre all over center city now
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>>44181725
I only have one knee lenght skirt
ᕙ(͡◉͜ʖ͡◉)ᕗ
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>>44181735
Ight where we going
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>>44181739
way too close sweetcheeks
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>>44181724
Well I've been doing some push-ups and pull-ups this week because it feels good. But I do heavy lifting lower body sessions, I've always mentioned it here
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>>44181723
Finally someone gives me the credit i deserve. Can't believe i'm getting criticized for being honest and upfront about something completely normal
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>>44181744
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>>44181714
I just don't take it seriously when we're talking about adults here. We're really just stretching out words these days make some new ones dyke.
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I cut my hair today
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>>44181740
That’s a shame. I’ll buy you more, but I get to choose your wardrobe.
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>>44181741
do you like burgers? i know a good burger joint around here
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>>44181753
Oh come on don’t pout about it
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>>44181760
Yeah I like burgers, do you like burgers?
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>>44180117
wtf is "pied"
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>>44181761
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>>44181756
show!!
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im a woman who looks like a man
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>>44181769
I don’t even know what emotion this creature is trying to convey here
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>>44181765
im a vegan but i can watch you eat
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>>44181759
That's scary.. what are u going to put on me.. ufufufufu..
>>44181769
Happy!
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>>44181739
>>44181753
>>44181769
genuinely crazy creatures these
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>>44181772
https://litter.catbox.moe/oh3tqkr4ibhd9rne.jpeg
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>>44181694
SLAYYYY no that's valid there's like a very deliberate inspiration for sure
>>44181695
we have fun on here but I controversially think we should all be trying to be less pedophilic. i guess you don't agree?
>>44181733
yeah i usually pay for everything on dates. only way to go somewhere I actually want to go, you know? and i would happily pay the money twice over to not have to hear some quarter zip's opinion on feminism
>>44181729
no I'm totally with you I think it rules it's just not a term I've heard before
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>>44181776
Can't you get a vegan burger
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i should have done bf applications instead of sending pics to the first guy to ask in my dms, like bruh, i think my chaser might actually be a porn addict, or maybe that's just what he thinks of me, because before he talked about how he had hobbies, and now he's very preoccupied with asking me for pics, also showing me porn for some reason
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>>44181780
very clean. looks great!!
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>>44181737
America really is living in 2026....
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>>44181734
>i'm not a faggot, i'm just like a girl, see
i'm shaking my head.
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>>44181791
Thank you
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Can someone post the mystery book edit of Le Downlow Man?
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>>44181766
it's like patched
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>>44181785
well take your own advice and stop gooning to shota or whatever, I'll stick with the whole twink thing since having sex with people over the age of 18 is fine.
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>>44181766
from context clues i am assuming it means
porn induced erectile dysfunction
idk tho
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>>44181805
https://voca.ro/16HxiLu3r4HG
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how the fuck do I take a video of this outfit that will make it past the filters on xhs. I'm not a slut it's just very warm here. China is hot as fuck too hello surely they must also have this problem
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>>44181766
French for foot
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>>44181833
Waiting for my Amazon package
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>>44181831
https://voca.ro/14mskYDZjJ4a
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>>44181824
QAIT SLAY I like that better than the actual interpretation. it must be bonglander slang it's just to like ignore someone from my understanding
>>44181816
i can assure you I do not goon to shota. i think that would be pretty hypocritical right
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>>44181846
I don't get it because Amazon doesn't exist in the uk
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>>44181849
WHAT??? are you telling me i’m wrong huh what does it mean????!
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>>44181859
2027 it’s coming
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>>44181833
I like ur hair bro nya
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>>44181785
>no I'm totally with you I think it rules it's just not a term I've heard before
I swear the shape was in at some point, like perky to a ridiculous degree, half-pipe. Like I just remember it. Early 2000's? Late 90's. Idk.
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>>44181864
No it isn't. Lying now? means you are out of Argument
>>44181862
like i said it's to like ignore someone like if you replied to my post with a question and I just blanked it you would say that I pied you or that you got pied. this is all like very much youth culture it sounds very strange coming out of my mouth
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>>44181775
anger!!!
>>44181777
this is my happy seal :D
>>44181779
they're awesome :DDD
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>>44181888
>pied
yeah but idk if it means that, look at the emojis
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any volunteer to lick the sweat from my body?
https://litter.catbox.moe/tzk6i3.jpg
>>44181833
You are cute, you remind me of my ex
>>44181796
You're only pretending you don't get it but it's fine, I'm sure you'll find someone who is enough of not a faggot to your liking
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>>44181873
thank you! im desperately trying to keep it healthy since im swimming a whole bunch it's going. not so good QQ
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hewwo
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>>44181898
tell me I'm prettier than your ex
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All of my power play fetishes are just actually gay.
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>>44181728
nah im cute
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>>44181888
ohhh ok i see. yeah ive never heard that, must be a scottish thing.
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>>44181891
It's clapping!
>>44181900
Loll it looks very nice thou!:))
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>>44181833
I like her boobs. They have a great jiggle
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>>44181904
You have the exact same build and same hear but different face. She's 6'0 and thicker than you but she's had implants
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>>44181898
is this ai?
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i get misgendered so often
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>>44181898
hi hello hi hot
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>>44181893
yeah I'm not sure about the emojis there. maybe it's like he ignores what you're talking about and just replies with a dick pic? or that he just sends emojis like those instead of a real reply? no clue
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>>44181919
s/ea/ai/
>>44181920
I'm too chopped to be AI lmao
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>>44181833
you're so cool
>>44181898
no i think i do get it. you wanna stay repressing and be a man but you also want to act cute and girly. it's not a combination that works for me
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>>44181833
These aren't cone tits? Wait you meant like her actual tits, I still don't see it. Well, maybe they're sort of flappy cone tits.
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>>44181777
Nothing too crazy, cutesy girly clothes with earth tones. Maybe forest lolita style.
Don’t be surprised if you never wear a sneaker again in your life.
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>>44181914
i think it's much more anglo honestly I hear it more in that context. but I'm very far removed from all that i am absolutely not a good source on any of this tansy is AI and it can make mistakes please very any information
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>>44181754
idk why you think im in charge of that
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>>44181833
person who dies in a gas explosion in september of 2027:
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>>44181898
oh my god wait when you aren't flaunting your butt you do actually look good
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>>44181785
Repect me when i talk to you faggot
And you will hear my opinion on feminism and how poorly i think of women
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>>44181951
If you're going to bitch make it creative idk
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>>44181833
She would look fantastic with dangling nipples rings.
Bars would be too boring for those tits, chains are perfect.
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Stop being mean to women, cunt. It's offensive to whores.
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>>44181919
tell me my face is prettier than hers
>>44181934
thank you... I'm just a little tipsy LMFAO it makes it easier to not look nervous
>>44181938
no I totally mean actual cone tits I've just been doing this long enough to know how to get them to sit the way I want them to in clothes.
>>44181955
YAYYYYY I CAN'T WAIT
>>44181963
they're uncomfortable. the bars already get caught on enough stuff I hate wearing bras so they tangle in fabric. please get real
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>>44181968
if you’re cold he’s cold
bring the djungelskog inside for cuddles
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>>44181785
>some quarter zip's opinion on feminism
i think their opinion and some sissy's opinion hold about the same amount of importance
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>>44181898
5'3 lil nigga
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>>44181943
That's very cute:)
NOO NOT MY SNEAKERS I can wear dresses with adidas sneakers (ノT_T)ノ
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pov: we are going to costco just for the free samples
https://litter.catbox.moe/f0d9xci63prteeyh.jpeg
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>>44181959
this seems like it would make it a little difficult to respect you
>>44181979
i would INFINITELY rather hear the sissy's
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>>44181142
God, I want you to sit on my face while I tongue your ass
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>>44181975
ive got a gas explosion u can experience right now
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feminisim is garbage
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people stared at me and misgendered me when i was getting my food from the delivery robot like "oh i think its for him" as they were watching it approach
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>>44181985
Respect me or fear me but you gotta pick one
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>>44181981
Who are you? Bee?
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>>44181993
just pass bro
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people stared at me and misgendered me when i was getting food from the delivery indian guy they were like "she has a nice ass" as they walked past
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i get miss gendered mostly
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>>44182007
i cant, im a hon
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>>44181993
I'm sorry that happened to you, wish i could give you a hug
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>>44181993
They were probably talking about the robot.
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>>44181934
It sounds much better when spelled out this way
>>44181958
well it depends for whom. these pics are suifuel for me, the butt pics are hopefuel.
>>44181975
>tell me my face is prettier than hers
no but you are super cute. She's a passoid who hasn't even had ffs with big puffy lips. Your eyes are super beautiful though. But you are very very similar to her. how look you've been on juice?
>>44181926
hey :)
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>>44181993
they might have said "i think it's for them"
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>>44182016
thanks but no thanks idk you
>>44182022
not really, the robot was the "it" and the person waiting for it was "him", me waiting there
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Niggatron3000 misgendered me while it was delivering my Dino nuggies
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>>44182031
Maybe you're the "it" waiting for "him" the delivery robot.
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>>44182031
You know me, though. Better than anyone here
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>>44181990
Hehe gross
>>44181992
no I think for my many sins it would be hard to argue I don't have the body of a grown woman. or at least a grown refrigerator
>>44182001
i can't really see myself doing either of those
>>44182026
tell me I'm prettier than her. even if it's a lie. i need this
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i love this stupid genre of image so much. they make me happy every time any other enjoyers
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>>44181993
:( i'm sorry cibi. what dish did you order?
>>44182026
figured you liked those more. you should probably transition but i'm sure you've already been told that
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>>44181988
Hi rach...
>>44181898
>lick sweat from my body
I should call him...
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>>44182044
Not now kitten, i'm watching the big game
Maybe i'll give you more attention during halftime we'll see
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>>44181606
>>44181737
Yea let's do it! I can come and give you guys a 2 for 1 slumping.
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>>44182044
HMU when you're a vintage refrigerator with tasteful yellowing. But what makes your cone tits unique, the jiggle the sag?
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>>44182054
Is your country on here or do you live in a shithole backwater that hates women
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>>44182054
Argentina!
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>2030
>great strides in gender reassignment have happened and MTFs near flawlessly transition in a year
>republicans somehow win again and the Supreme Court gets packed with pure chuds after the assassination of all democrat appointed judges
>19th amendment is up for debate and set for abolishment in 2031
>trannys are given the option- transition to women and lose the right to vote and soon many other things or stay a man and be able keep those rights
What are you choosing?
Mind you, higher employment may be lost to you one day and marrying a man and becoming a home maker may be your best option to a comfortable life.
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bf who lets me lay my head on his lap while he watches stuff or plays game on the couch
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>>44182028
>>44182040
probably not. it wasnt even the first time i was called that today. earlier at the dispensary the girl in front of me said "he can go before me" to the clerk as she was taking awhile and i was right behind her in line
>>44182043
if this is maiq then thats really innapropriate
>>44182056
i got noodles and chicken and edamame and scallion pancake. the chicken is sort of mid though
>>44182061
ur not allowed to hang w/ us bigot
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>>44181988
WHAT ABOUT ME
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>>44182067
19th amendment is nonsense anyway so yeah ok
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>>44182067
i have dysphoria so i'll still be a girl in your fetish world
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>>44182063
It's on here but it's been consumed by a big ugly flag that it doesn't belong to.
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it’s not funny when rach says slump
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>>44182044
>tell me I'm prettier than her. even if it's a lie. i need this
you are prettier than her. come get a hug, I will worship you
>>44182056
>figured you liked those more. you should probably transition but i'm sure you've already been told that
I would if I had a chance to pass. It's too late for me and I'm too chopped. I have so much to deal with
>>44182057
>I should call him...
who
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>>44182073
Yes it is me
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>>44182071
Need this in my life. Im so sleeeepy.
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>>44182060
oh yeah I can hear it in the other room. good luck to uhhh. Norway right? everything I've learned has been against my will
>>44182061
You're not invited because you keep making violent threats
>>44182062
I assume they're probably pretty generic idk they're just unusual to me because I used to be a lot fatter right. they've narrowed down a bunch since I lost weight they look SHARP to me now like you could take someone's eye out
>>44182085
rel. I'm just claiming the Irish one instead
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>>44181833
Slampig<3
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>>44181915
this one's good too :D
>>44182054
lole i like the finland one fazer chocolate fucks
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>>44182095
i want to sleep but not feel like im wasting time you know?
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omw to slump out a poutine
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exapunks is so fun
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>>44182067
I'd want to stay as a woman but all this sucks
Can I live far away in the countryside and be independent as a girl
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Do any of you losers even compare?
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>>44182096
>they look SHARP to me now like you could take someone's eye out
let me get on my hands and knees real quick, we know you can't work with what you've got down stairs may as well try everything
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>>44182096
Go to the other room and watch the game
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>>44182099
What seal breed is this?
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>>44181960
im not bitching tho? idk how to be more clear about this
i dont hate men i dont care that you're perverts
i pervertmog you all anyway
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>>44180858
Literature, philosophy, detective stories, writing, music, cooking

I go hard about them
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>>44182131
those are my what my fetuses after i abort them look like
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>>44182131
These are RICE!!!
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cibi i guarantee if we ever did meet up in person (maybe after 9-12 months of me being on tirzepatide) you'll mog me and pass just fine irl
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>>44182137
LOLLLZ
>>44182138
NOT fit for human consumption
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>>44182089
it doesn't feel as good as I thought it would
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This 30 year old DC area tech tranny has srs. And she's on GRINDR. Why haven't you gotten a $200k+ TS/SCI (with polygraph) defense industry job and bought srs yet? Too busy smoking weed?
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>>44182137
>gets misgendered
>posts this
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>>44182131
unknown to science...
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>>44182150
She chopped her dick off?!
Fucking
G R O S S
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>>44182099
i wanna try it...
>>44182120
LMFAO
>>44182122
No I have to figure out a way to patch fire emblem if on my mobile so I can play it with the skinship mini game
>>44182150
First of all it's called being a temple priestess and it's her birthright
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>>44182152
i get misgendered because of my appearance not anything i say
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>>44182147
I understand. If you picked me up I would still give you the princess treatment but you probably are looking for a man who will hurt you. I get that too.
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>>44180046
>what can you talk about for hours
I had a response but it’s too depressing but nothing anymore
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I spent the day barefoot in Crocs and now my feet are dry. I moisturize them daily, how do people manage to get soft and hydrated feet while wearing sandals every day?
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>>44182150
giwtwm
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>>44182182
the top of my big toe knuckles always get so much dry tough skin
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>i moisturize my feet
No one can be gayer than you
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>>44182155
I'll research on this...
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i would like to cuddle with a man with a fuzzy tummy
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>>44182074
You're looking ok, Id probably fuck you after a night out at the bar.
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would anyone have sex with me
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>>44182136
i like writing and cooking
dont care about that other stuff
except maybe philosophy but only moral philosophy
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>>44182209
Trip on rach
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>>44182191
I'm sorry for not wanting to look like a gross fat moid working in a factory in the middle of Utah with cracked skin on the soles
>>44182190
I was mostly referring to the soles though. Do you moisturize?
>>44182209
I would have sex with girls on this thread
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>>44182215
would you have sex me? i have no value outside of sex
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Edging rach's sissy clitty and not letting sissy cum until sissy can convince daddy that chechens are white or not
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Would anyone have a cup of coffee with me
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>>44182236
yeah probably
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dota anyone
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>>44182096
Omg, learn how to take a joke bro
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>>44182199
#realfuzzlovers
>>44182214
what do you write?
>>44182236
i don't like coffee can i have a hot chocolate instead
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>>44182221
Instead you look like a french dwarf because that's who you are
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>>44182236
I would serve you the coffee but wouldn't drink. I cannot sleep for days when I drink coffee
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>>44182250
and you? What are you? show us mommy
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>>44182250
That 5'3 repper unironically mogs the fuck outta you it's so funny
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>>44182239
Nice!:)
>>44182249
Yes probably but I don't get the regular ones bceause I'm lactose intolerant
>>44182257
How about coke zeros
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>>44182263
Post a picture of yourself next to a measuring tape if you are taller than 5'5 i will post whatever you want
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>>44182221
i need to moisturize more probs
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>>44182236
If the lion scores today I'll take you for cordero al asador

>>44182242
no, we go hiking/climbing/rowing/swimming/biking instead, quit rotting and live life
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>>44182276
>How about coke zeros
you know I don't drink sodas penny... But the whole point is about me serving you any drink and smiling at you while you drink because it's what I like to do...
>>44182285
I can wear heels and be 5'5, checkmate.
>>44182288
Moisturizing your feet is MANDATORY
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>>44182301
barefoot obviously
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>>44182166
both of those things seem annoying can I just pass entirely
>>44182204
is that all I get. jackass...
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chubby fuzzy tummy
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>>44182285
i don’t think he’s pretending to be taller than 5’3
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Might have to postpone my yearly trip to Israel :(
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Does anyone want to do a very big favour for mommy. it'll only take a couple minutes and it'll save me a whole bunch of hassle
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wwyd if i fell asleep at your place
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>>44182341
I'm only willing to do this if it secretly gets me off.
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>>44182347
harvest your organs! :D
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>>44182321
I'd pull you back by the hair and spit into your mouth as I'm fucking you.
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>>44182352
D:
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>>44182321
what are you looking for exactly?
>>44182330
I have no clue why she's so obsessed with my height, maybe she's a tall hon and jealous? it's weird because I like tall women more than short women, she should get confident about her height and play it
>>44182341
anything for mommy
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>>44182356
the scenario just isn't realistic I can't suspend my disbelief
>>44182348
it's okay if it gets you off I honestly do not care either way
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I HATE BOOMERS
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>>44182371
i find spitters more annoying or smokers if im playing with randos
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>>44182367
>it's okay if it gets you off I honestly do not care either way
Well elaborate then!? for fuck sake
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>>44182296
Which team is the lion....? Sorrey LOL
>>44182301
U deserve to enjoy a drink too fren
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>>44182364
i want to apply this patch https://github.com/TeamIf/FireEmblemIf-FanTranslation but i don't have access to a computer right now... usually I would just use the online tools but it seems to be some kind of arcane format that needs their custom patcher.... it's super easy to do on a Windows pc but I just don't have one :<
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>>44182249
i mostly just write smut these days
i used to dabble in fantasy a bit when i was younger but i really like the format of greentext and doing short-form stuff and also i find the subject matter holds my attention well enough to actually finish pieces
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>>44182373
lol
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I'd try to carry bronya, see how far I get, and then she gets to try her hand at carrying me, see how atrophied she is, we'll both feel useless.
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im gonna take a bath
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>>44182347
I'd let you sleep over one night but one night only
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>>44182371
Why?
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>>44182379
>U deserve to enjoy a drink too fren
I'll have sparkling water then, penny
>>44182380
I'm not on my Mac rn and I don't have a windows computer, sowwy. Have you tried asking Claude to do it for you?
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no one should talk about none for hours man i really dont wanna hear all that shit just get to the point
>>44180067
genuinely insufferable
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>>44182394
would you get me a blanket or move me to a bed?
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>>44182381
lol honestly same i've been getting into writing smut lately. if nothing else it's a way to turn whatever weird ideas won't leave my head into something
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>>44182388
people have given up on trying to flirt with me they just use me to write performance art of the mutual futility of desire
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>>44182397
you're useless to me. anyone else? where the fuck are my simps people are always telling me I have all these simps but the second I need them they're nowhere to be found
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>>44182415
I'm sure I can be useful to you somehow :(
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>>44182409
Tbh I was just thinking it'd be a laugh
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>>44182397
Schlop schlop
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>>44182429
no it's poignant
>>44182420
Right now I need one thing and it's patched fire emblem if. anyone who can't provide that should be vaporised
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>>44182441
poignant my willy at your butthole ahaha
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>>44182440
This is a blue board..
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>>44182367
How isn't it? You would bend over for anyone after you stumble out of the bar, ive seen the videos of your sloppy antics.
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>>44182456
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>>44182431
*SCHLOP SCHLOP* ... Ahhhhhhh...... *BEEEEEUUUUUARP*
>>44182441
please I will be a good boy :(
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>>44182464
Please no pornography on my computar thank u...
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Another reason white trannies are the best. I dont want you smelling foreign. If you smell foreign and we're having sex? Foreign and feces? Unacceptable
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>>44182474
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Baby boomers are the greatest generation, they defeated the nazis and brought civil rights to black people
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>>44182477
is white and feces ok?
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>>44182483
AHHHHHHH!!!!!
>>44182471
>
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>>44182485
Zoomers are the greatest generation due to their high relative boobtwinks density
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>>44182485
that's the greatest generation and gen x actually
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>>44182502
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>>44182504
Gen x are after boomers and before millennials
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>>44182520
correct.
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>>44182504
I like gen x because they have limp bizkit
>>44182515
This is too much ...
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>>44181978
https://voca.ro/1elzLaS804sS
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>>44182529
penny no!!!
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>>44182529
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>>44182535
I didn't mean it like that
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>>44182547
This is futuristic!
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I'm paying a visit to sleepcity. Goodnight thread...
goodnight penny
...
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>>44182550
i meant the limp bizket thing lol
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>>44182559
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>>44182562
maybe you'll grow a few inches lmao
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>>44182562
Goodnight angelmoder repcity governor....
>>44182563
Ohh lol
Limp bizkit is very cool my favorite album is probably three dollar bill yall or the chocolate starfish
>>44182567
This is retro!
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>>44182379
Lionel...
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>>44182577
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>>44182588
Plese don't hurt me ok
>>44182578
Ohhh right
I like haaland so I want them to win but I'd be really scared of playing against him
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Based Penny likes 90s wrestling and limp bizkit
You have a boomer taste
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Where do I find a cute puppy girl? I feel like you all would know? For reals, I just love them, they’re so adorable
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>>44182611
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>>44182616
BUT I don't like the Godfather
>>44182624
NO!!
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>>44182635
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>>44182635
You will learn to like it one day
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>>44182616
none of that is based thats like living in a trailer park core and shoping at hot topic
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>>44182617
try lesgen
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>>44182562
https://voca.ro/14SqGhbsQdsZ
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>>44182659
We never had hot topic in argentina so I don't really know the vibes
>>44182656
Sorry anon ... But now I'll go to letterboxd and I'll give the simpsons movie a higher rating... I'm so sorry...
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us
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today i saw a gummy worm coloured dildo and a douche in the metro parking lot
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>>44182667
I’m a male chaser, dunno if I’m a lesbian haha
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>>44182691
i should get a neck tattoo like that
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>>44182691
https://voca.ro/1fThUWa7FGzv
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>>44182698
you’ll need to start hormones then. thankfully that makes finding the puppy girl quite easy, although you might need to compete for dominance in the polycule.
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CAM ON INGLUND SCORE SOME FAKIN GOWLS
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>>44182659
You wouldn't get it, americANO
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idk if im a puppy girl but i'd wear a lesh and a collar if you want
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>>44182722
https://voca.ro/12dkRKvhns3l
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>>44182722
>only scored because a camera cable deflected a goal kick
Lol
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>>44182723
got me i'm from the best place to live ever
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>>44182712
I’m pretty happy being a dude, but thanks for the suggestion! I’m sure some soon-to-be trans lady needed to hear that :D
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The best place to live ever is probably iceland
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>>44182400
You can sleep on my bed. I'll sleep on the couch because I'm respectful. There's a ghost that'll come chill for a bit at 3:33 AM. Don't mind him, he pays rent.
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>>44182727
You’ll learn to love it kek
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>>44182757
thats cause of bjork she doesn't count
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i wear a collar in my own time but that's like just cause it looks cute and makes me feel nice. it's like really normal
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>>44182793
Besides björk it's a very pretty and peaceful place!
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>>44182761
you don’t have to sleep on the couch. we can share the bed
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>>44182814
i'm actually going next summer with some friends i'm definitely not gonna try to find bjork i swear
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>>44182814
This sounded like björk is the only one interrupting iceland's peace LMAOS
>>44182822
Rlly??? That's really really nice:)) I wanna go there someday too
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>>44182737
Now let's post about how many hockey titles Canada has
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so eepy
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*posts a catbox link* UH OH
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>>44182842
lets go further and talk about total gold medals then?
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>>44182837
Bjork is pretty violent, did you ever see when she attacked that photographer at an airport like a wild animal?
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i have chemicals in me rn and i feel fucking great
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>>44182854
i already rep*rted
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roach doesn't like bjork cause she dated that non white rapper lmao
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canada mogs
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>>44182867
omg i forgot to take my pills thank you
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>>44182884
they sure do
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>>44182861
The photographer was following her and stalking her, taking pictures of her son when bjork said she didn't want that many times, and made fun of her so björk lost it when she saw her
>>44182871
︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>44182867
better living through chemistry
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>I'M GONNA SLUMP YOU
>nooooo :'( not one of those heckin photographers!
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Never before have I heard someone attempt to frame the paparazzi as a “photographer” what a strange side to take
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>>44182867
Want my chemicals in you too?
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Me? I'm on the side of the dude who looked like darth maul and had big boobies, he was right about that nasty woman
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>>44182861
Maybe the photographer was black and bjork was projecting the lgbbq community
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>>44182985
The lgbarbecue community
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Remember that scene at the end of phantom menace after qui gon jin dies and obi wan is doing a little fighter select screen dance and then sprints out at maul and does that one cool move where he blocks both sides of maul's lightsaber in a half a second
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>>44182890
no worries chick x

>>44182907
real

>>44182954
yeah sure it’s been way too long
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>>44183045
no i don’t member
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>>44182408
it's been fun seeing what works with the audience here
what's wild is that although the average /tttt/ranny is bi, straight smut is much more popular
and everyone seems to hate anything t4c transbian that i write
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>>44183049
It's called the duel of the fates its the best part of the movie
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nvm I remembered women can do anything. I don't need you useless FAGGOTS
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>>44183045
remember that bit where he shot himself but the caliber wasn't powerful enough so it didn't blow the back of his head out like he intended it just bounced in his head and he fell over. Classic.
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>>44183067
are you hacking the cia?
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>>44183067
Hmmmm this looks like a windows file system. Must be my mistake. Bronya would never run windows, even in a VM
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>>44183066
the best part of the movie were the ben quadinaros scenes
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>>44183067
i just tried to record myself farting but i almost shat brb
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>>44183066
i liked pod racing the most
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should i make coffee at 6 pm?
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>>44183096
now this is podracing
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Record yourself pissing you pants for dada
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>>44183104
Yes heavily
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>>44183104
Depends if you want to stay up late tonight or not.
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what if padme amidala showed me her Jewish pussy
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>>44183104
are you staying up late?
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N64 Episode I: Racer was a goated game
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>>44183109
okay
>>44183110
>>44183115
it’s that or go to bed right now
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>>44183114
your kids could be part of the tribe and get a better credit score
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>>44183114
Does your boyfriend ever get jealous about how desperate you are for pussy?
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>>44183119
what kinda coffee do you like? roach is here so don't answer black lol
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>>44183121
there’s only benefits!!!
>>44183124
no, we’re both incels together
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>>44183052
where do you post this stuff, do you make threads for it? i'd like to read some of it eventually
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anyone in scotland want sucked off tonight????
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Autumn and her bf crying and holding each other while thinking about no pussy
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>>44183138
yeah i always post it here
once or twice someone liked it enough to put it on reddit
posting it is fun because i also get to do a little roleplaying as the main character
although some of them are true stories so that's just me :p
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>>44183129
i unironically usually just drink it black. sometimes i’ll add a bit of fake milk or honey tho
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>>44183085
????
>>44183079
yeah no it's Linux native or nothing I'm an ultrapurist. like autumn but with computers
>>44183078
yeah I'm about to get the FBI involved too
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>>44183167
@Rach HELP
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>>44183161
>>44183182
we really bein honest tonight huh
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should i kill myself? be honest please
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>>44183184
I really like this new angle on it it carries the feeling of those really old english ladies who see a minority and just drop everything they're holding and scream for their lives
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>>44183182
>????
finished
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Saying "how much did the rabbi pay you to say that?" when a trans woman calls me handsome
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>>44182679
Simpsons movie is great
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>>44183182
Nta but sometimes farts can mistake themselves for something else and it gets a little wet if you know what I mean
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>>44183163
oh i think that means just in chasergen alright, i'll be on the lookout then
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>>44183199
Let’s be so fr
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>>44182855
>suddenly other sports matter
lmao butthurt
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>>44183199
Simpsons are cool I wish I was yellow too
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i’ll call any man here handsome for free
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I’m feeling very philosemetic tonight
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Haha how about some philosuckmydick trannies ;)
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>>44183202
she posts random boyremoval green texts off trip is what she’s saying
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>>44183213
The rabbi will be pleased to learn you'll do it for free
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>>44183229
Where can I read abt this!
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>>44183192
No because what if I need you for something later
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interpret the talmud for daddy
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>>44183202
no in their own threads
"here" as in on the board
i could post a few if you want
>>44183231
yes exactly
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I’m FBI, ask me what that stands for
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>>44183201
???????
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i went to go try and find more ye lanyi memes because im obsessed with her but all the posts about the show are people bullying the emperor. they do NOT like that man. me neither! i just didn't consider taking matters into my own hands
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>>44183240
i can do everything you need rn real quick then kms?
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>>44183243
ok lol sorry i'm like very specific about wording and i was trying to understand if that's what you meant
um sure i'd read if you sent some if that's alright
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>>44183245
Fat Bitch Incrisis
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>>44183254
this is so funny
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>>44183245
female body inspector
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>>44183247
Niko Bellic dating
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volume deadlifts on a calorie deficit feels like drowning
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>>44183255
No you're not understanding like what if I need something later. I'm all good rn I figured it out
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>>44183262
>>44183264
Female Bmouse inpEcTor.
Let’s see them rodents, gals
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>>44183263
it cracks me up so fucking hard every time there's millions of these from all through all 80 something episodes I love this stupid bullshit
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do boys normally talk about jerking off and boners to girls?
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>>44183270
I always feel like I'm drowning. Drowning in tranussy.
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>>44183265
he's so me
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>>44183276
Thoughts on picrel...?
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im worthless
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>>44183276
i like your mouse
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>>44183290
way too small, it needs some milk
>>44183298
Thank you!
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>>44183306
Oh well he was just born like that
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Send this to all the bald men you hook up with on grindr

https://youtu.be/TKVPtDYrxS0
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>>44183257
sure here are a few

here's a three-parter i did (only the third part is smutty, the first two are background but they're pretty short, links to them in the comments)
https://www.reddit.com/r/smuTTTT/s/Gz4alWUDoO

a transbian work of mine that idr if it got posted to reddit
https://archiveofsins.com/lgbt/thread/36928267
i dont think that one got posted to reddit

a dream i had once (hetslop) that i wrote up
https://archiveofsins.com/lgbt/thread/43248606

tranny x cisf one i wrote
very sadistic but also softcore
https://archiveofsins.com/lgbt/thread/44018242

one of my best ones is unpublished because i wrote it about someone and i wanted her to have the opportunity to edit it but she's had it for a year and half with no signs of finishing
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>>44183276
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my new favorite porn is a masc guy fucking a girl and twink at the same time
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should i masturbate? it's been a couple months
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>>44183326
bazed
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>>44183326
So a threesome with two women
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>>44183312
The milk will improve his stats
>>44183322
good mouse. Looks to be on a quest
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oh fuck
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>>44183341
what
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mama has needs
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>>44183332
I can’t anymore
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sobe a gdq
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>>44183339
Inshallah..
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>>44183339
If you think about it, all mice are on quests.
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>>44183210
Same but i am black instead
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In chasergen, you get called a pedophile for liking twinks and femboys, but not trannies
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>>44183348
Sobe vs Bat speedrun
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>>44183364
>but not trannies
no? you're still a pedo
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>>44183342
shouldn't have posted one of those
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What did I walk back in on

Feels like everytime I leave here for 12 hours lately I come back and the weirdest shit has gone down
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>>44182296
come to benidorm lets have a pint when england gonna play in the final
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>>44183382
whoopsie
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>>44183364
twinks and femboys are defined by youth
trannies can be any age
but also i never said you were a pedophile, anon, im sorry if you're upset
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I ran into my cousin in the gym parking lot and he was slightly leaner than me and had a nicer lexus than me. In that moment I fully understood the business card scene in american psycho
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>>44183354
If u could turn ur skin into an unnatural color what color would u pick? I'd pick a soft yellow or light blue
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Sticking my meaty wokerod in your chudhams and spurting in your magahole turning you woke
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>>44183374
22 year old decrepit and arthritic age hon hands slid across a typewriter and wrote this post
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as a twentyteen year old tranny im really confused why 21+ agehons are here
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>>44183401
>22 years old is decrepit
>im not a pedophile
hmmm
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Hot take: Femboys and twinks should transition because they're women already anyway
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>>44183382
the terf dyke one?
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>>44183409
please don't let them ban hrt please
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>>44183404
>her age no longer ends in 'teen'
Fucking gross
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Do trannies really expect us to be attracted to geriatric wrinkly 18 year old agehons?
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>>44183423
ILL CHANGE FOR YOU ILL WEAR A PACIFIER FOR YOU ILL DO ANYTHING
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>>44183393
it's alright i dont expect anyone's gonna read allat anyway
>>44183416
that one did get janny-d for being too hateful
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>>44183429
least pathetic racist
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>>44183446
goo goo ga ga nigger
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>>44183317
oh that's so long
i um. i've only read the first one so far. i thought this would like turn me on but it's so much more romantic than it thought it would be i'm kind of just yearnful? i'm kind of sad actually. because i'll never experience this
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>>44180046
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I accidentally threw away the wrong container of food literally ruined my night
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>mfw the troyim's age is double digits and starts with 2
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>>44183399
Green like an alien
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Fuck it, they done woke the savage up The opps ridin' so I gotta keep the cannon up It's funny that he mentioned it, I guess I am nuts Slash zookeeper 'cause folks is animals Now keep up, yo' bitch we need her Only 13 watchin' M put the keys up The deuce five made homie freeze up Got on, next thing you know I had to re-up Steady rollin' up thoinks in the dutch Just a wild young nigga, I ain't never give a fuck
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>>44183536
is this from a song
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>>44183477
what was inside?
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>>44183505
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>>44183554
He was the most talented drill rapper and they killed little bro long live LA https://youtube.com/watch?v=j88uVJGBC14
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https://youtu.be/z60ABBdHy_U?si=pUchrqMWPwVDdutA
I NEVER WAAAANTED
I NEVER CAAARED BEFOOORE
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>>44183459
most are romantic
it's a problem i have, especially because i like to write about real people in my actual life and i dont have romantic feelings for them
im working on it and i think ive gotten better at writing emotionless sex
but it's not as fun
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>>44183569
For me it's Play for Keeps
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how to become lovable
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>>44183387
I've just returned from vacation and I'm far away, otherwise I would, ingerland's fans are kino
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>>44183590
traitor
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She's very pretty
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>>44183585
That is what I am listening to rn I also like so loud
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>>44183602
who did I betray pray tell
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INGURLAND INGURLAND INGURLAND
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i wish i liked girls
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>>44183608
I only know Play for Keeps and a couple more i was never too big on his music
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i should detrans and be a cis gay man
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>>44183610
me
have a pint with me
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I feel like all the "girl" outfits I try to wear look really goofy
I don't really mind that but it's not even intentional they just turn out that way
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>>44181470
A tragedy. A true crime. You should be watching your favourite shows in 4k in your peaceful country castle. That's how I dream you live. I will manifest it for you ⸜( ˶>ᴗ<˶)⸝
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>>44183563
Le downlow man :^)
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>>44183605
relatable. if i was on welfare and looked like a horse i would look at pretty white girls all day too
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>>44183635
*tips fedora*
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reading that stuff was a really good idea because i stopped being sad about one thing and now i'm sad about an entirely different thing. sufferingworld forever
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>>44183634
Someday...!
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>>44183648
The raped
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>>44183562
some chilli but my dad made it, it was in a container and I had some other shit that was probably gonna go off and I just threw it all away without thinking like a dummy.
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>>44183628
Which part of "I'm far away" didn't you understand
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im evil
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why are all Russians pedo?
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I am down low too
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>>44183677
okay so im not important enough to cross an ocean? ok.
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wore a tight crop top today and didnt want to die
major advancements
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>>44183677
A........ Argentina.......
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>>44183684
im out and proud! i don't care what my friends think about me dating an incel choid from 4chan
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The only down I am is to fuck *unzips dick*



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