“Before talking, please connect your tongue to your brain” -N7QOTT: What can you talk about for hours?Previous: >>44175814
Strawberry and lime ciderbosh
QOTT: movies or art history maybe
QOTT:politics and religion.
>>44178917what's wrong with saying thoughbeit though :((
QOTTpingus and I wonder what’s for dinner
>qottnothing. if i'm a conversation and someone else doesn't lead i sit there trying really hard to think of anything to bring up (which doesn't work) and i slowly sink into panic. i have absolutely nothing to say unprompted
>>44180046qott: food
QOTTcovering shrew in molasses
Thoughbeit
Who wants to get drunk and play friendslop
I hopped on /b/, I get it now, that shit is pretty funny.
>>44180085that sounds funif only i wasn’t working u.u
How it feels to use "albeit" in an online argument
>>44180077that looks nice. i haven't had actual salmon in forever, i only sort of remember what it tastes like>>44180080eeek!
please fill out the form
>>44180046>qottkilling myself
>>44180046pokemon>>44180085i used to play friendslop with my choid :(
>>44180117
>>44179990ah fuck it, here’s a pic of it, discordia can have a crashout about it if she wants. it wraps round my arm but here’s the top :)
>>44180117I don’t feel like it
>>44180134oh that's so cool! i wanted to get a tattoo like that but on my leg
>>44180134Sick snake, would be happy to add mine to your skin
>>44180117as a troon all these are positives for me lowkey
>>44180117there's so many emojis. do you think it was a zoomer or a millenial who made this? i feel like emojis aren't as popular with the zoomers anymore
>>44180117this is my choid
What does Scrote mean?
>>44180174Wouldn't you like to know, fag
>>44180174it's short for scrotum
i love condoms
I don't have a porn addiction, I'm just knowledgeable and love to learn
>>44180174it means someone from scotland
I only have meme golf game as friendslop in my library what else exists
>>44180180hey baby>>44180181would you like to share what you learned?
>>44180145thank you!! i really want tattoos on my legs but im holding off until i get them lasered lmao, you can’t laser over tats (which is an issue given i have chest tattoos…)>>44180146by snake do you perhaps mean… peanits?
>>44180190gambling with friends is pretty goodand meccha chameleon but you need a lot of people
>>44180195>you can’t laser over tatsi didn't know that! im too pale and blonde for laser but good to know. sorry about your chest tattoos :(
>>44180193>would you like to share what you learned?uhthat there's a female chastity device that purely exposes the buttholei found that pretty cool
>>44180202>gambling with friendsYes I was looking at this one actually
>>44180208do you think it is so they can still go poo or for a different reason?
hi again cg part 2i had apocalypse dreams again :( lots of my friends died :(have some excerpts from my apocalypse playlist i made a few years ago to help cope with these common apocalypse dreams>Tame Impala - Apocalypse Dreamshttps://youtu.be/DmmvZrBnQ4M>St Vincent - The Apocalypse Songhttps://youtu.be/p6TiUKPm6iM>Jukebox the Ghost - Beady Eyes on the Horizonhttps://youtu.be/7ZI_AYtD-TU>Chuck Salamone - As the World Begins to Wanehttps://youtu.be/LK91_E5ezM8>Peter Gabriel and Robert Fripp - Here Comes the Floodhttps://youtu.be/3C23LikPhWsi hope somebody enjoys
>>44180046>What can you talk about for hours? Warhammer loreand also my own lore but ive never met anyone with the attention span for that because there's less magic and ratmen and more disgusting self-over-sexualization and narcissism just not as compelling material
does anyone want to talk to me
>>44180080snatching shrew and zip tying shrew's wrists and ankles behind her back then connecting them together and stuffing a rag in shrew's mouth and taping over it around her head and throwing shrew into your trunk and driving shrew out into the middle of nowhere and throwing shrew into a puddle of mud and driving off
>>44180069nothing if you aren't walled, apparently us agehons need to stay in our lanes according to froyo>>44180174that's the fast blue guy i think
>>44180046qott: me
>>44180218Just anal I assume, there's like a ring on it that sort of spreads the butt a little bit, it's very visually intriguing. But functionally that would probably work but be really messy.>>44180210A lot of people bemoan their feet being large, when quite a lot of foot related fetish content is related to large feet, but also, stuff that doesn't mention that, will still have someone who has longer or larger feet anyway.I found that interesting. Smaller feet almost feels more specific.
>>44180253hold on I ain’t say all that
>>44180117as a troider
im dizzy and want to drink coffee
>>44180253WHY did you post this we are not friends anymore!!!
kill all sarcasm fans. boil them alive and eat them
>"I forgot" is a big ickMe and my brain damaged ass is so finished lmao, just remind me bitch
>>44180249Who are you
Do t4t transbians get hard enough for penetrative sex or do they les out without touching dicks or take drugswhat's going on there
>>44180275catching shrew with a net and than having her displayed above my fireplace
>>44180228I had "starting freshman year at college again" dreamsMy assigned roommate was a guy in another band we played with back in the day and I didn't recognize him and it was awkward
>>44180290if you forget my birthday you are dead to me>>44180295im me>>44180296my transbean friend told me she tops her cis wife
>>44180296Trans girls get hard, the ones who hook up with guys just don't like to talk about it
>>44180305>if you forget my birthday you are dead to meIs it cool if I just put it on a reminder?
>>44180296i’ve never been able to top other tranners despite my best efforts
>>44180307Like how hard though
>>44180205it’s alright, i’m kinda torn between just getting the tats lasered off bc im not particularly attached to one of them, and the other is a matching tattoo with my ex that i want lasered or covered up anyway lol, or just getting electrolysis on them, which you can get on tattoos, kinda thinking about electrolysis on my chest anyway honestly
>>44180311yeah that would be fine. it's okay to need to write stuff down or put in your phone
>>44180296they still get hard on hrt because blood flow to your genital area from arousal happens in both genders, regardless of hormones
Cis women get clitboners, why would trans women not get gockboners
>>44180290wait aren't we selecting traits that describe ourselvesi also thought "i forgot" was just describing myself being forgetful, not specifically about birthdays and anniversaries and stuff
>>44180326Cool. I will routinely forget to do the washing etc, that's like a regular thing. Also remind me of my birthday too.
bwuh
>>44180336It's an "ick" list >>44180117
>>44180339forgetting your own birthday is cute actually. do you mean i need to remind you to shower cause that's too much
>>44180290this is because people assume that you dont remember because you dont think about it because you dont care about itpeople have issues trying to conceptualize other people's brains working in different ways, especially memories because those are usually so automatic
>>44180341It’s over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2xfTQOnyGs
>>44180307dependsvisual/tactile displays of arousal can be good erotic material, especially if it's a reaction to embarrassing stimuli like being bullied because the inability to hide your reaction amplifies the embarrassment but the actual sensation is seen as unpleasant and undesirable, so you have to be careful and euphemistic and be sure to only use it as an indicator and only rarely a source of stimulation
>>44180356if you forget about plans consistently then you don't care
Taking care of brain damaged choid
>>44180359i seethe about it daily
>>44180353Nah that I just feel, I shower once-twice a day rn cuz of the weather anywaybut yeah I forgot my birthday this year my colleague reminded me and I've only worked with him for 2 years lmao, my heads just a bit empty>>44180356True I suppose, my short term memory is totally fucked beyond belief. I think it's a stress thing honestly. Yeah It's less that I don't care, and more that it's in and out without any control, I'll remember dumb shit instead, yet forget to pick up milk or something.I try to give people space with this sorta stuff cuz I can't judge
triple bingo...
https://jumpshare.com/s/zSflegCk7b3wk40C5Zk4
>>44180380no i just have a really truly bad memory and don't sleep much
>>44180387thats me!! contact sports as an early teen will really do it to ya
i should krill myself
>>44180347oh. i need to redo mine thenICK LISTclose to bingo but not quite
Tansy supports this evil practice
like if it was just about caring i wouldn't be crying every night because of how i struggle to remember my cat's face(had him for 6-ish years and he died a year ago and he was my perfect little buddy and i miss him so much)
>>44180413I can feed u soup!
check out this cool animal i just discovered
>>44180427Inshallah he will be grounded into a fine dust. A fibrous powder
i kinda wish i didn't have a perfect memory so i could be normal
>>44180405this is such a pretty videoi love that the camera can pick up the outer veil of the flame where usually it would be invisible to the eye
>>44180437That's me!
>>44180429thats risky i might drown
>>44180454you are very polite looking
where is mouse? all i've had to eat today is 2 redbulls and a quad espresso
Sarah's little sissy clitty doesnt get hard unless she thinks about getting cucked
>>44180466mouse is lost in sam altman's punishment nexus
>>44180455I'll make sure u don't! >>44180457Exactly>>44180466She got a 30 day vacation:(
>>44180117i am the problem
>>44180451ya great night
i miss being alive
>>44180486So boring and predictable just go lesbian again and save yourself the hassle
>>44180466I heard mouse’s corpse is being used to power OpenAI servers. Never ever rebel against the AI overlords
>>44180466she is working rna quad espresso?? that’s crazy that’s so much caffeine….not that i’m much better. i had an orange cream reign and a blue hawaiian monster today. i’ve been tapering down my caffeine consumption…>>44180480the jannie’s were nice and it’s gonna end SOON
Bro: I’m looking for a gen where the most boring loser transbians blogpost about cats and pokemon all day longMe: I know just the place
>>44180486>unemployedI'd continue but half of these also apply to you lmao
I got holes in my brain because of the events
i would have less trauma if my memory was worse
>>44180486>no coffee dateI mean there was no chance but is this really an ick? i love a coffee date or a cafe in general. huh. coffee with the boys then I guess fuk u
>>44180507I don't know who's this Janice girl everyone is talking about but she should chill for a minute!
>>44180521i thought about this the other day actually, i wonder if forgetful people have less trauma or not. google said no when i googled but who knows
are there any pokemons that are cats???
>>44180510You have B trap thread and Soc tranny thread if you want free tranny porn for your pornhub ahh comments jefe
>>44180531No
>>44180530i heard once people with bad memories have worse trauma because the deep brain conditioning from traumatic stuff is still imprinted in there, but they are less able to process it and heal from it because they tend to forget exactly why and how they were traumatizedlike a huge scar but you cant remember how you got it so you cant come to grips with it
>>44180539this is unfair, because I know of at least one pokemon that's just a set of keys, and that makes no sense to me
>>44180522coffee date is seen as cheep and lazy compared to restaurant date but i would be down to get coffee in general >>44180531meowth, litten, purloin, glameow, sprigatito, trubbish, espeon, probably more
pooners aren't men
Tbhdesu coffee date is very very cute
what if there was a pokemon that was just a shampoo bottle??@roach thoughts on this?!?!?!
pick-me penny
i forgot that tea has caffeine in it. maybe drinking so much was a mistake
>>44180545ya this is what google said also hmm
>>44180574i drink tea because caffeine suppresses your appetite and helps you fast longer
>>44180516>>44180501>>44180522oh I see I was doing it wrong I just ticked the ones that applied to me
Sarah's fat transbian hog is hard at all times
>>44180568
>>44180517what events?>>44180560>>44180551i agree i think a coffee date is just finedont like coffee thoughever
have you seen some women set up dates with their friends and bring a guy from a dating app along to pay for all of them
>>44180551Huh, I always felt like a notably expensive restaurant is like a bigger sort of treat like an occasion, honestly a lot of places where I really like to eat are cafes with fresh food>>44180583too late no banh mi 4 uI guess I'm too cheap go get your own coffee
i want to go drink fancy coffee with a choid
>>44180565what color is it
>>44180602first date doesn’t have to be a fancy restaurant but it should be nicer than fast food at minimum
>>44180611hmmmmmmmburger king for yousushi for me
>>44180601i dont think i would mind thatit would be funnyunless it happened a bunch of times like just once is fine thank you
for twinkchan. i think my video compression app is gonna crunch the hell out of this to reach 4mb
>>44180530Trauma stays in the body regardless of conscious memory, it's weird stuff
>>44180507i've been trying but we are reaching crunch time at work and our site is finally dry so we've been going extra hard trying to get to mechanical completion
>>44180618but i want sushi and i don’t like burger king. that’s like the worst fast food place :(
>>44180602what the hell....
>>44180611I'd find a fast food date cute only after a few dates first lole
Going to a Chinese buffet and watching the anemic boymoder eating 4 chicken nuggets while I'm on my second plate of crab legs
what are some nice shoes for an ultra giga masculine man with small feet like me? I'm wearing boots daily
>>44180642fast food date is fine for teenagers like yourself but once your and adult you’ll want to expect a little more from men
I want to know if theres anymore pictures of reviewbrah looking like that>>44180637yeah. your bad.>>44180630fine,you can have some of the miso soup
>>44180580true actually. i should start drinking tea every morning. not 8 cups tho this is too much
>>44180644anemia mentioned!!!
>>44180654Until what age do I count as a teenager lolzI think it'd be fun from time to time
>>44180530i feel kinda traumatized and my memory is awful and it definitely used to be better before i was very traumatized but also i was much younger so who knows
>>44180644don't forget to subtly guilt her on the way out by reminding her how much the buffet cost and that it was per person, not per nugget
>>44180628noice i hope you’re making fat stacks with overtime, but don’t push yourself too hard. what does mechanical completion entail? does that just mean all the electrical is functional and at that point you just need to clean up and do checks?
Just watched a movie and it made me a bigger nazi than i was before. Afternoon well spent
>>44180646you wont need shoes
Did someone say Taco Bell date in a low-income neighborhood
>>44180644She tryna stay clean for later, big dog
>>44180680when you age stops saying teen in it you stop being a teenager ms nineTEEN
>>44180698We can't keep letting Netanyahu doing this to people
>>44180698I'm not into pup stuff but if a tranny forces me then I would
Skinny pale twinks crying while jerking off
>>44180694what movie
He's not letting me sit on my computer>>44180706And what abt when I turn twenteen!
>>44180727The Pianist
should i just get an orchi and stick it on the credit card?
>>44180046>qottA wide variety of things that no one but me finds interesting
congratulations to me
>>44180734What will you do Penny
>>44180738can’t you get one through the nhs?
>>44180742Congratulations!!
>>44180742cute. omedetou
destroy all passoids
>>44180738maybe!>>44180742your so pretty
>>44180742You look great. Who took the pic doe
>>44180742Congrats borgoña!>>44180743I'll have to explode him with fireworks...
>>44180742yippeeeee!!!!
>>44180724I’m more of a dissociator than a crier when it comes to sex or masturbation
>QOTT: What can you talk about for hours?well I have no clue. but I have a lot of conversation >>44180756I'm happy you aren't dead, stu>>44180765hi penny
>>>/b/951358071Wtf
>>44180742I wonder how many triest before you decided on this one. I would be laughing my ass off if i was in one of the tables watching you
>>44180046>qottHousing policy!
>>44180742woah youre looking like youre in great shape the bronya
>>44180776Hallo angelmoder
Trying to go on a date to this nice Italian place tomorrow so I can have an excuse to get dressed up!
i should buy more dresses
>>44180765>I'll have to explode him with fireworks...Cruel and unusual punishment
>>44180776dont call me a passoid
Sending her masc on masc gay porn and saying "us<3"
>>44180781That's just bog standard bitch behavior though. Fembrained.
Man, I just want a cute puppy girl to give affection to
Had to run some errands, back to dreamily thinking about penny and how angelic she is (づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ
>>44180783what are the top 5 housing policies?
>>44180797He will wake up afterwards!>>44180810Whaaaa (。ノω\。)
>>44180804I said I'm happy you aren't dead
>>44180809hello hi >w<
>>44180724meeee
i want to cuddle all day
>>44180735never heard of it >>44180740okwhat are they>>44180742you look like a very expensive prostitute congratulations!
>>44180819>WhaaaaI hope you're having a blessed day my love, you deserve every comfort ( ֊ „)
I wish a hot trans girl would bump into me in the streets and turn me into her plaything
>>44180866Fuq kaomoji fail
Who's Bee?? Apparently they were saying some weird race stuff about me last night? I cant believe I have to say this but for the record Im not into race play or bnwo. My bf isnt even black hes like white as can be.
>>44180607black, otherwise roach won't catch it>>44180620blessed! I'm a goat herrderr!
>>44180823Aww a good girl!! How are you puppy?? ^^
>>44180858That's because you are an uncultured swine.
>>44180880Don't summon her.......>>44180866That's very sweet anon:))) I have to iron some clothes and do some laundry lolz
>>44180880Shhhhh dont say his name
>>44180880Bee kept calling you Henessymom and said you used charcoal instead of propane to grill your meat
>>44180742Congration. You done it.
my heart hurts
>>44180896Is that rach or??? Im just making sure everyones on the same page, I wasnt even here last night. Im on vacation, caving in kentucky.
>>44180887eepy =w=
everyone says I'm handsome and hot but no one ever talks to me in the streets. How comes?
>>44180565You love me, you always talk about me lol.
>>44180889I'm sorry I can't do your laundry and ironing for you (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.゚
>>44180810bottom chaser?
>>44180921roach have you watched the new scary movie?? what are your thoughts on it? i thought it was pretty based and redpilled and i'm glad the wayans exist
>>44180912It's a /b/ tranny that bronya likes to start shit with, but then she won't shut up. Huge ego and mental illness
>>44180925U shouldn't do my chores for me! ᕙ(:˘∧˘:)ᕗ
>>44180921Love or hate but there's definitely something there
>>44180915because you’re five foot three
>>44180913What if you took a little nappy, can you do that for me? ;)
>>44180886the goat's tail wag makes me so happy
i love all peoples in da world
>>44180950five foot three women get all the attention
>>44180912It's not me, its some hillbilly Kansas bitch, she posts pics straight to this thread all the time.
>>44180954i need snuggles :3
>>44180915Have you bought the skirt?
>>44180933I actually like all the scary movies. The wayans aren't woke so it's funny.
oh so ur arachnophobic huh? that means u secretly wanna fuck the shit out of shelob in shadow of war.......
>>44180880she was just saying you were a bnwo addled commie, but she's also someone who painted spade symbols on herself so its not really worth much thought
>>44180915Show us what you look like.
>>44180970hell I'm not buying a fucking skirt
leave it all to mamo!
>>44180960you’re not a woman until you transition my dear repper
>>44180980Then you get no attention until you decide to become a good girl
Good afternoon troyim
>>44180912She namefagged as Ellie for a bit. She's the one who samefags a bunch.
>>44180996hi
>>44180978I get banned when I post a picture. janny hates me personally I have curly hair, extra thick eyebrows, dark eyes. I hate my face personally but people say I'm fine but they may be hugboxing. It's probably because I have the dead tranny face and optics, idk>>44180987it's not what I said, I want the attention >>44180988grrrrrrrrrr
>>44180996i need help
>>44180964Snuggles are for good girls! ^-^ Can you be a good girl for me?
>>44180888probably
>>44181004How goes it?>>44181007What's wrong?
>>44181012i’m doing ok. how r u
>>44181012my head hurts
>>44181010Put up some fight, faggot.
>>441807814 total
>>44180935>>44180961>>44180976>>44180997Ohhh I see ty for the 411. I sorta tune out most of the chasergen noise and simply pay attention to those I enjoy but that also tends to result in me being really out of the loop sometimes.
>>44181020Which head?
>>44181030not my penis
>>44181025Post the two close up ones and i'll cum to your pics tonight
>>44181025I like the one on the right because it's like a PoV of someone bothering you in public about something salacious
bronya is it true that moisturizing prevents skin from aging?
>>44181039Too bad.I was going to offer you a massage.
>>44181057i would never turn down a massage. i think i just need more fluids
>>44180814Currently in America1) Land Value Tax2) Skilled worker training programs/no ICE raids on construction sites3) No Tarriffs4) Zoning Reform to encourage density5) Funding and Expediting Public Transit Projects
>>44181070Do you know the feet trick?
>>44180690it means every panel pluged in all the home runs plugged it all equipment landed(transformers switch gears combiners and inverters) and i'm not gonna burn myself out lol thanks for caring tho :)
>>44181057>>44181070wouldn't a massage on the penis head hurt?
>>44181079no what’s that?
>>44180898fucking dawgy lmao
>>44181083who said anything about that
>>44180973not wanting to get it on with qualaag
>>44181084You put your feet in really warm water and you let them stay there. The theory is that the blood in your head will start rushing to your feet so your head will get relieved and it won't hurt anymore. You can also put a wet towel on your forehead as you do it.This is the theory anyway; I don't know if it actually works
>>44181054she ain’t google little bro
>>44181098im going to try this. i’ll report back
>>44181097forgot picture...
>>44181104Give it like 10 minutes and warm water, don't pussy out on me
>>44181089I thought you would massage nona's penis head
>>44181110yessir>>44181111i am nona
>>44181026>those I enjoyam i included
>>44181111It was me who said it and no it won't hurt assuming you know how to do it ofc
>>44181102stop it epicstyle
>>44181078how are you gonna talk about that for hours when you're getting your face stuffed into a pillow and called a little faggot?
>>44181105miyazaki is a hack he should stick to ghibli films
>>44181124idk I hate having my penis touched I only like frotting
This is true to Tolkien’s vision
i just got absolutely soaked in a thunderstorm and it was so intense i thought i might get struck by lightning it was right over me
I got fat. Send me meanspo.
>>44181129I’m helping to acclimate people to the cruelty of real life . It’s not all cookies n cream out there
>>44181139Come on cibi let's give your room a little personality. Hang something on the wall, anything, a calendar, Jesus, anything will do>>44181142Crush me mommy
>>44181139>>44181142hot, hi
>>44181041pushing your luck and mine but just this once
>>44181152you cant see the otherside which is my messy desk / personality
>>44181139ARTISANALLY CRAFTED FOR CHASERS
>>44181158Thank you Queen
>>44181164i was thinking of you n7 ;)
I support hrt for minors because im a chaser and ephebophile
Losing my mind how did I let myself get fat again im gonna sperg out
>>44181163Take a pic of your desk
posting myself too>>>/fit/77387474
>>44181142god i wish i had fat distribution this good
>>44181022im in a strange moodworking on my autobiography idk how much fight i have left in me anymore but writing all this stuff down in very cathartic i even sent it to a couple people and the didn't even hate me afterwards which feels goodi been alive a long damn time man
>>44181142Winemom?
>>44181183STOP REPPING YOU FRENCH PIECE OF SHIT
>>44181196I'm a Jojo character
>>44181193all it takes is one depressive spiral and Im fat again.
Not giving you attention, slut
>>44181204Ive always had thyroid problems but these new meds are turning me into a bucket of lard and i want to scream
>>44181175you said chaser twice>>44181183such a waste
>>44181186Who is going to buy it?
>>44181136stoya shelob is valid
why am i stupid
my ex used to tell me that he liked my underdeveloped chest for some reason
#notallchasers
one round of video game then ill make ramen
i miss not being alone
Im going to kill myself
>>44181223i know the reason
I'm a chaser btw >>44181221it's okay we have to find our strength somewhere else>>44181209mean>>44181211waste of energy for the universe, I know
>>44181173And I was thinking about how good you look ;D
>>44181242can you tell me
For me? It's like saggy ass tits
>>44181258tits are on the chest usually
he would say things like no way you are that old. you look so much younger
>>44181216lmao.no it's not like thatit's actually just the backstory for a greentext i was writing but i wound up adding a lot of detail and now it's just the story of my life up until 2024which is when the REAL story begins - the one i haven't even started and it already takes like half an hour to readim just writing it because... i dunno. that's what i do. and it's hard to hold all of this in my head an the same time, writing it down helps me to organize my thoughtsi love the idea of someone reading it and actually having the whole story from my perspective and knowing me completely unfortunately due to the content and circumstances i fear that there's nobody i could actually send it to once it's donetr:dr it's not a book it's just insane ramblings of an agp fetishist condensed into a text file
>>44181248waste of your potential as a plaything
he told me he liked how pale i was
my ex would say crazy things like "wow i had no idea you were 67 years old you look so much younger" as he used to take my wrinkly grey old cock in his mouth
>>44181274I'm anglefrauding, there is no potential when I stand straight
>>44181263As long as that makes you happy. I just want to see my sissy fight back like she used to
>>44181218RIP Monolith Productions. Wonder Woman game never
my crazy ex boyfriend liked it when I dressed as a mime and did the mine act and wore the mime makeup, but he was kinda toxic he used to accuse me of putting up walls around him. He liked it rough though, my rope act really reeled him in
you haven't lived till you've had a man tell you he's straight with your gock in his mouth
>>44180931Sadly yes >>44180943A princess's time is much better spent (⸝⸝๑﹏๑⸝⸝)
>>44181282he wants a snow elfcan you be his snow elf or will you twist yourself into a falmer
>>44181300GIWTWM
he said he liked how black I was, so I stole his heart, AND his bike
he would say things like "handy dandy" and "oh snap", and "wowzers", sometimes he'd say "ay caramba"
im spiralling
I"M SPINNING WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH I'M SPINNINGWE BELONG TOGETHER WE BELOOOOOONG TOGETHEEEEEER
>>44181317cant find dunmer woman art with curly hair that isn't the goofy ass eso curly hair model so you get naryu virian
wait theres a new animated ghost in the shell series?! im gonna binge it rn!!
>>44181256he's a pedophile. hope that helps!
>>44181353I think they made a remaster of the og movie because it's out in theaters here. thinking of going to a session with my mate
It's not pedophilia to be attracted to twinks
>>44181364it is. i hope that helps! wait but I don't want to fight I've just had eight glasses of cava and every post has a health bar suddenly
my chaser is such a gooner that i feel like a larper and i've been in and out of e-relationships since 2020 and have never had an intention to make a platonic male friend
>>44181293i confess im speaking from memory i didn't click>>44181294we'll see
>>44181350Mariah Carey?
>>44181382>it is.To be attracted to adults?
>>44181300i had that and now he thinks he gets the "faggot" passthat is OUR word
>>44181158nyanya is pretty pretty ^_^
>>44181382stop being homophobic
>men don't hit the wallyour response, chaseys?
>>44181382Bronya half the shit you post is anime twinks.
faggot is actually the top's word
>>44181359but he told me he was just boymodersexual!
if i had a bf i would allow him to call me a faggot if i had a girlfriend i would also allow her to call me a faggot
>>44181399to be attracted to youthi wouldn't worry about it tbqh honestly all men have pedophilic tendencies but i dont think we're ready for that conversation
I'd rather she call me a faggot desu
>>44181392wow that's so mean I click everyone's picture and give attention to the hot chicks
no one should call me faggot
>>44181392Didn't Elliot Rodger do something similar?
If bf calls me faggot I'm calling him faggot in return! (Positively)
>>44181427what about everyone else do we get to call you a faggot
this is epichttps://youtu.be/uRycmwu9Bkw
i'm gonna boyremove clint eastwood
chasers would you get mad if your tranny called you a faggot
>>44181420https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aK39LG6Y1s
chatgpt how to get a boyfriend (not pedophile) as a woman (male) who looks like a teenage boy
>>44181305Princess Penny is a fake princess that still has to do plebeian workSigh:(((
>>44181469go to the bf store
faggots were hand crafted by god for the pleasure of chopped uncs
>>44181469hi, I don't look like a teenage boy but I can be your bf
idrc if he's a pedophile honestly
>>44181462It already happened, ya don’t get into the film industry without bouncing on a few ashkenazi schlongs
>>44181447hrt would have saved her>>44181435i do not. generally those aren't for meim not too proud to look when rach or alex or koshka would post but i dont open links as a ruleanyway take your pills, celeste
>>44181463I'd show her who's the faggot.
>>44181475BRVTAL TRVKE
>>44181480Mushoku Tensei fan mindset
>>44181485what’s wrong with koshka?
>>44181421That's how I know>>44181399to be attracted to childlike traits, yes. no body hair, skinny, blonde, smooth skin, perky, white teeth, virgin, sundress, obedient and submissive, androgynous, cone tits, alt fashion, clean makeup, et cetera, et cetera. you know. heterosexuality
hello i would like to let you all know that i am reopening bf applications. please state your height weight and one fun fact about you
>>44181223Nigga could've just said "I like your tits"
FAGGOT
>>44181498as far as i can tell literally not one single thingDamn.
>>44181501Post that bussy and maybe you'll get my application.
>>44181516that's not how applications work. please fill out the correct forms and try again
>>441815014’11375 lbsI cut off circulation to my leg for non sexual reasons once a year
>>44181528can you expand on the leg circulation thing? i would like to know too much about it please
>>44181524I won't, feels like i'm getting scammed
>>44181528Please become argentina's president please
>>44181453it's only fair to refer to something by the words that describe it>>44181472i went there and they told me they don't serve transbians. i pulled out my bisexual license and everything and they said they don't sell to my kind>>44181478oh i meant i look like that. i don't think i can date a repressor i'm sorry you're clearly too much of a faggot
i would love to have a bf who calls me faggot while we have sex. also i got misgendered at the dispensary today .. ugh its so over for me. but also i just ordered chinese food so that will help me feel better once it gets here
>>441815015'3/143 I fall asleep so fast you'd think I'm dead
>>44181501Height? IdkWait? I'm patientFact? I'm not a patient
>>44181546>i'm sorry you're clearly too much of a faggotI'm into girls
>>44181538I use a series of rubber bands to completely cut off circulation to my leg. I do this because my father did this, and his father before him. I want to emphasize I am not doing this for sexual reasons, this is my tradition. Don’t ask my any further questions because it’s rude and this is all you need to know.>>44181544I will consider it. Will you campaign for me?
>>44181553BOOOO HACK
>>44181541what do you want out of a relationship?>>44181552do you not snore either when you fall asleep? i would like your super power i think>>44181553you are very funny anon>>44181566oh okay, good luck with your campaign
>>44181465I look like this, and I do this, except I am an old 'zoi
>>441815015'8220In 2012, I was witness to extrajudicial murder in the form of a summary execution and swore to never speak about it in Minecraft
>>44181566YES! we need someone as wise as u to guide us
i just got the notification that the chinese food i ordered to be delivered is getting delivered by a robot U-U
>>44181573>do you not snore either when you fall asleep? i would like your super power i thinkyes when I'm extra tired. I also have cold sweats sometimes, turning the bed into a swimming pool within an hour. It used to scare the shit out of my ex. I am even able to sleep in the metro between stations
>>44181563it's not really about who you like. >>44181551i'm glad you have weed and soon chinese food that sounds like a good afternoon
>>44181573>what do you want out of a relationship?Sex whenever i want
want 2 drink coke zero but its almost midnight and i know i shouldnt...
>>44181577i haven't played minecraft in awhile. did they add extrajudicail murders when they added bees?>>44181595oh are you british?>>44181598you might be better of getting a fleshlight i think
>>44181587oh righttttt that's super common in your area right my relations are moving there for a few years so i might be over to visit we should hang out I wanna go see a movie together. but anyway yes it's these little robots that just go around on the floor?? I'm terrified of it I don't think it would work here
>>44181490i don't know what that is
>>44181490LMAO
as far as i know no minecraft murder is judicial in nature
>>44181603Fleshlights don't cry
Hi I smoked some weed and Im doing a-ok now.
>>44181609it's a type of poached fish in broth that they eat in Osaka
>>44181575hehe cute i love long snout dawgs
>>44181612calm down
>>44181603>oh are you british?no. I live in France
>>44181612average chaser opening dm
>>44181500Cone tits? Ew.
hi winemom
>>44181626one time a choid from here asked me what mental disorders i had as his opening line
>>44181597>it's not really about who you like.no one ever called me a faggot in real life and no one would ever guess I post on chasergen to hunt
>>44181617that's good stop being dysphoric or at least don't do it here us hags have a duty of care right
>>44181623DAWGBLUD IN LA????
>>44181626lmao stop bad mouthing chasers
I'm British where's my gf?
>>44181630Hi shrew. Pichu has told me much about you.
>>44181627Honestly mine are like Madonna tier since I lost weight I've been finding it really funny. literally like a finger sticking out from my chest just a deeply unserious body
I want to eat one of those British slop boxes so bad
Gooning to videos of ziggers being gibbed by drones. AMA
>>44181633i would be a very happy woman by now if I didn't find retards so fucking hot
>>44181616>>44181625gross
>>44181646>Pichu has told me much about youHeheheheheh this is very fembrained
>>44181500>That's how I knowThen why bitch about it?>>44181612Surely some of this would not be efficient
>>44181642i also find that they tend to be miserly and self absorbed
til madonna is still alive
>>44181657Don't play that card with me faggot. You are the one asking for bf applications, you aren't exactly high value yourselfNow cry, or at least fake it, while daddy puts his dick inside you
>>44181648Banana tits mog.
Russian ogre's having a melty
>>44181660i don't understand. why would I not. i think pedophilia is bad
>>44181671no im ok im just tired from work
>>44181654I ate one in my dream (midday nap) the other day, are they really that yummy?
>>44181667she just put out an album. in collaboration with Grindr I believe
>>44181462framing this post
>>44181662You ran away from your country like a nigger does from his baby mama. You got raped by your dad and loved it. Hitler would've gassed you next to the kikes. I'll make sure you're on the trains when the Fourth Reich arises.
>>44181432Is it like a collective retardation when it comes to transbians or something? I'm not trying to hear about a transbian talking about some "pedophilic tendencies" you feel me?
>>44181668sir you are very clearly not bf material. please do see yourself out
>>44181666As opposed to you?
>>44181684im coming home this autumn they found a law loophole how to change ur legal sex and my mom is gonna help me since shes close with law and courts thats her jobbruv
>>44181682for some reason i thought she was the same person as marilyn monroeim a bad fag i should know this
>>44181673If you are one, and think everyone is one, what's the use?
>>44181662You support England but hate blacks? Have you seen their national team?
Trannies should be banned from wearing pants and shorts longer than 3 inches.
>fleshlights dont crythen what even is a chaser what are you talking about they do and then you have to reassure them that they aren't gay (they are)
>>44181669LMFAO>>44181689self absorbed I'll give you. but I am very generous both with money and as a lover. i hate transactional shit its probably my biggest "ick". as much as I think that whole idea is misogynistic
>>44181634well i assume you don't do sissy poses naked for your real life friends so yeah>>44181646oh! well that's scary. i hope it wasn't bad
>>44181699blacks are great entertainers they should stick to jazz and doing funny dances, fighting with lions 1v1 etc
>>44181573Funny how? Like I'm a clown?
>>44181700This is not noice
just done 100 pushups and 100 squats, now I'm all sweaty. Feels good man
Can we talk about food/me?
>>44181685you're angry because you think that im saying that as an insulti dont think you're a predator anon im just stating factsand im a man too, for what it's worth
>>44181687I'm not bf material because i like if my tranny cries while I fuck her? I assure you i'm the most normal person around, you can inspect my pc if you want, i 100% guarantee that a lot of people here wouldn't let you get anywhere near their pc
>>44181708not quite that funny
im gf material but u are all niggers
>>44181597yeah it was and i walked across the ben franklin bridge because they closed it down for its 100th anniversary and its really big like 6 or 7 lanes and more than a mile long
>>44181715>i like if my tranny cries while I fuck herdream bf
>>44181710I thought you didnt work out. I take choid notes btw.
>>44181709Penny if you were mine you’d be banned from wearing anything but skirts and dresses.
>>44181692I hope you get beaten to death by ziggers and chechens for being a pidor. Total zigger death. Total zigger rape. Total zigger discombobulation. Total zigger evisceration. Total zigger molestation. Total zigger vivisection. Total zigger decapitation.
>>44181704>LMFAOWhy LMFAO? I like them. God bless.Pig woman with banana tits.
>>44181719Do you want to go on a date and tell shit jokes to eachother all night
>>44181704>but I am very generous both with moneyThat's because you are playing with your parents money, you don't give money any value because you have never had to. If we went out i'd make you pay for everything, i deserve some reparations.
>>44181706I don't call them sissy poses but whatever. Girls are allowed to pose like sluts, so do I. Ever seen a girl posing straight facing on Instagram? Me neither
>>44181730yeah that sounds really pleasant
>>44181606yes i would so be down to hang out!! also yes its those kinds that roll low on the ground on the sidewalk and have the flag in the air and like these led electronic fake eyes. theyre all over center city now
>>44181725I only have one knee lenght skirtᕙ(͡◉͜ʖ͡◉)ᕗ
>>44181735Ight where we going
>>44181739way too close sweetcheeks
>>44181724Well I've been doing some push-ups and pull-ups this week because it feels good. But I do heavy lifting lower body sessions, I've always mentioned it here
>>44181723Finally someone gives me the credit i deserve. Can't believe i'm getting criticized for being honest and upfront about something completely normal
>>44181744
>>44181714I just don't take it seriously when we're talking about adults here. We're really just stretching out words these days make some new ones dyke.
I cut my hair today
>>44181740That’s a shame. I’ll buy you more, but I get to choose your wardrobe.
>>44181741do you like burgers? i know a good burger joint around here
>>44181753Oh come on don’t pout about it
>>44181760Yeah I like burgers, do you like burgers?
>>44180117wtf is "pied"
>>44181761
>>44181756show!!
im a woman who looks like a man
>>44181769I don’t even know what emotion this creature is trying to convey here
>>44181765im a vegan but i can watch you eat
>>44181759That's scary.. what are u going to put on me.. ufufufufu..>>44181769Happy!
>>44181739>>44181753>>44181769genuinely crazy creatures these
>>44181772https://litter.catbox.moe/oh3tqkr4ibhd9rne.jpeg
>>44181694SLAYYYY no that's valid there's like a very deliberate inspiration for sure>>44181695we have fun on here but I controversially think we should all be trying to be less pedophilic. i guess you don't agree? >>44181733yeah i usually pay for everything on dates. only way to go somewhere I actually want to go, you know? and i would happily pay the money twice over to not have to hear some quarter zip's opinion on feminism>>44181729no I'm totally with you I think it rules it's just not a term I've heard before
>>44181776Can't you get a vegan burger
i should have done bf applications instead of sending pics to the first guy to ask in my dms, like bruh, i think my chaser might actually be a porn addict, or maybe that's just what he thinks of me, because before he talked about how he had hobbies, and now he's very preoccupied with asking me for pics, also showing me porn for some reason
>>44181780very clean. looks great!!
>>44181737America really is living in 2026....
>>44181734>i'm not a faggot, i'm just like a girl, seei'm shaking my head.
>>44181791Thank you
Can someone post the mystery book edit of Le Downlow Man?
https://voca.ro/1dq4nqecj9mn
>>44181766it's like patched
>>44181785well take your own advice and stop gooning to shota or whatever, I'll stick with the whole twink thing since having sex with people over the age of 18 is fine.
>>44181766from context clues i am assuming it meansporn induced erectile dysfunctionidk tho
>>44181805https://voca.ro/16HxiLu3r4HG
how the fuck do I take a video of this outfit that will make it past the filters on xhs. I'm not a slut it's just very warm here. China is hot as fuck too hello surely they must also have this problem
>>44181766French for foot
>>44181833Waiting for my Amazon package
>>44181831https://voca.ro/14mskYDZjJ4a
>>44181824QAIT SLAY I like that better than the actual interpretation. it must be bonglander slang it's just to like ignore someone from my understanding>>44181816i can assure you I do not goon to shota. i think that would be pretty hypocritical right
>>44181846I don't get it because Amazon doesn't exist in the uk
>>44181849WHAT??? are you telling me i’m wrong huh what does it mean????!
>>441818592027 it’s coming
>>44181833I like ur hair bro nya
>>44181785>no I'm totally with you I think it rules it's just not a term I've heard beforeI swear the shape was in at some point, like perky to a ridiculous degree, half-pipe. Like I just remember it. Early 2000's? Late 90's. Idk.
>>44181864No it isn't. Lying now? means you are out of Argument>>44181862like i said it's to like ignore someone like if you replied to my post with a question and I just blanked it you would say that I pied you or that you got pied. this is all like very much youth culture it sounds very strange coming out of my mouth
>>44181775anger!!!>>44181777this is my happy seal :D>>44181779they're awesome :DDD
>>44181888>piedyeah but idk if it means that, look at the emojis
any volunteer to lick the sweat from my body?https://litter.catbox.moe/tzk6i3.jpg>>44181833You are cute, you remind me of my ex>>44181796You're only pretending you don't get it but it's fine, I'm sure you'll find someone who is enough of not a faggot to your liking
>>44181873thank you! im desperately trying to keep it healthy since im swimming a whole bunch it's going. not so good QQ
hewwo
>>44181898tell me I'm prettier than your ex
All of my power play fetishes are just actually gay.
>>44181728nah im cute
>>44181888ohhh ok i see. yeah ive never heard that, must be a scottish thing.
>>44181891It's clapping!>>44181900Loll it looks very nice thou!:))
>>44181833I like her boobs. They have a great jiggle
>>44181904You have the exact same build and same hear but different face. She's 6'0 and thicker than you but she's had implants
>>44181898is this ai?
i get misgendered so often
>>44181898hi hello hi hot
>>44181893yeah I'm not sure about the emojis there. maybe it's like he ignores what you're talking about and just replies with a dick pic? or that he just sends emojis like those instead of a real reply? no clue
>>44181919s/ea/ai/>>44181920I'm too chopped to be AI lmao
>>44181833you're so cool>>44181898no i think i do get it. you wanna stay repressing and be a man but you also want to act cute and girly. it's not a combination that works for me
>>44181833These aren't cone tits? Wait you meant like her actual tits, I still don't see it. Well, maybe they're sort of flappy cone tits.
>>44181777Nothing too crazy, cutesy girly clothes with earth tones. Maybe forest lolita style. Don’t be surprised if you never wear a sneaker again in your life.
>>44181914i think it's much more anglo honestly I hear it more in that context. but I'm very far removed from all that i am absolutely not a good source on any of this tansy is AI and it can make mistakes please very any information
>>44181754idk why you think im in charge of that
>>44181833person who dies in a gas explosion in september of 2027:
>>44181898oh my god wait when you aren't flaunting your butt you do actually look good
>>44181785Repect me when i talk to you faggotAnd you will hear my opinion on feminism and how poorly i think of women
>>44181951If you're going to bitch make it creative idk
>>44181833She would look fantastic with dangling nipples rings. Bars would be too boring for those tits, chains are perfect.
Stop being mean to women, cunt. It's offensive to whores.
>>44181919tell me my face is prettier than hers>>44181934thank you... I'm just a little tipsy LMFAO it makes it easier to not look nervous>>44181938no I totally mean actual cone tits I've just been doing this long enough to know how to get them to sit the way I want them to in clothes. >>44181955YAYYYYY I CAN'T WAIT>>44181963they're uncomfortable. the bars already get caught on enough stuff I hate wearing bras so they tangle in fabric. please get real
>>44181968if you’re cold he’s coldbring the djungelskog inside for cuddles
>>44181785>some quarter zip's opinion on feminismi think their opinion and some sissy's opinion hold about the same amount of importance
>>441818985'3 lil nigga
>>44181943That's very cute:)NOO NOT MY SNEAKERS I can wear dresses with adidas sneakers (ノT_T)ノ
pov: we are going to costco just for the free sampleshttps://litter.catbox.moe/f0d9xci63prteeyh.jpeg
>>44181959this seems like it would make it a little difficult to respect you>>44181979i would INFINITELY rather hear the sissy's
>>44181142God, I want you to sit on my face while I tongue your ass
>>44181975ive got a gas explosion u can experience right now
feminisim is garbage
people stared at me and misgendered me when i was getting my food from the delivery robot like "oh i think its for him" as they were watching it approach
>>44181985Respect me or fear me but you gotta pick one
>>44181981Who are you? Bee?
>>44181993just pass bro
people stared at me and misgendered me when i was getting food from the delivery indian guy they were like "she has a nice ass" as they walked past
i get miss gendered mostly
>>44182007i cant, im a hon
>>44181993I'm sorry that happened to you, wish i could give you a hug
>>44181993They were probably talking about the robot.
>>44181934It sounds much better when spelled out this way>>44181958well it depends for whom. these pics are suifuel for me, the butt pics are hopefuel. >>44181975>tell me my face is prettier than hersno but you are super cute. She's a passoid who hasn't even had ffs with big puffy lips. Your eyes are super beautiful though. But you are very very similar to her. how look you've been on juice? >>44181926hey :)
>>44181993they might have said "i think it's for them"
>>44182016thanks but no thanks idk you>>44182022not really, the robot was the "it" and the person waiting for it was "him", me waiting there
Niggatron3000 misgendered me while it was delivering my Dino nuggies
>>44182031Maybe you're the "it" waiting for "him" the delivery robot.
>>44182031You know me, though. Better than anyone here
>>44181990Hehe gross>>44181992no I think for my many sins it would be hard to argue I don't have the body of a grown woman. or at least a grown refrigerator>>44182001i can't really see myself doing either of those>>44182026tell me I'm prettier than her. even if it's a lie. i need this
i love this stupid genre of image so much. they make me happy every time any other enjoyers
>>44181993:( i'm sorry cibi. what dish did you order? >>44182026figured you liked those more. you should probably transition but i'm sure you've already been told that
>>44181988Hi rach...>>44181898>lick sweat from my bodyI should call him...
>>44182044Not now kitten, i'm watching the big gameMaybe i'll give you more attention during halftime we'll see
>>44181606>>44181737Yea let's do it! I can come and give you guys a 2 for 1 slumping.
>>44182044HMU when you're a vintage refrigerator with tasteful yellowing. But what makes your cone tits unique, the jiggle the sag?
>>44182054Is your country on here or do you live in a shithole backwater that hates women
>>44182054Argentina!
>2030>great strides in gender reassignment have happened and MTFs near flawlessly transition in a year>republicans somehow win again and the Supreme Court gets packed with pure chuds after the assassination of all democrat appointed judges>19th amendment is up for debate and set for abolishment in 2031>trannys are given the option- transition to women and lose the right to vote and soon many other things or stay a man and be able keep those rightsWhat are you choosing? Mind you, higher employment may be lost to you one day and marrying a man and becoming a home maker may be your best option to a comfortable life.
bf who lets me lay my head on his lap while he watches stuff or plays game on the couch
>>44182028>>44182040probably not. it wasnt even the first time i was called that today. earlier at the dispensary the girl in front of me said "he can go before me" to the clerk as she was taking awhile and i was right behind her in line>>44182043if this is maiq then thats really innapropriate>>44182056i got noodles and chicken and edamame and scallion pancake. the chicken is sort of mid though>>44182061ur not allowed to hang w/ us bigot
>>44181988WHAT ABOUT ME
>>4418206719th amendment is nonsense anyway so yeah ok
>>44182067i have dysphoria so i'll still be a girl in your fetish world
>>44182063It's on here but it's been consumed by a big ugly flag that it doesn't belong to.
it’s not funny when rach says slump
>>44182044>tell me I'm prettier than her. even if it's a lie. i need thisyou are prettier than her. come get a hug, I will worship you>>44182056>figured you liked those more. you should probably transition but i'm sure you've already been told thatI would if I had a chance to pass. It's too late for me and I'm too chopped. I have so much to deal with>>44182057>I should call him...who
>>44182073Yes it is me
>>44182071Need this in my life. Im so sleeeepy.
>>44182060oh yeah I can hear it in the other room. good luck to uhhh. Norway right? everything I've learned has been against my will>>44182061You're not invited because you keep making violent threats>>44182062I assume they're probably pretty generic idk they're just unusual to me because I used to be a lot fatter right. they've narrowed down a bunch since I lost weight they look SHARP to me now like you could take someone's eye out>>44182085rel. I'm just claiming the Irish one instead
>>44181833Slampig<3
>>44181915this one's good too :D>>44182054lole i like the finland one fazer chocolate fucks
>>44182095i want to sleep but not feel like im wasting time you know?
omw to slump out a poutine
exapunks is so fun
>>44182067I'd want to stay as a woman but all this sucksCan I live far away in the countryside and be independent as a girl
Do any of you losers even compare?
>>44182096>they look SHARP to me now like you could take someone's eye outlet me get on my hands and knees real quick, we know you can't work with what you've got down stairs may as well try everything
>>44182096Go to the other room and watch the game
>>44182099What seal breed is this?
>>44181960im not bitching tho? idk how to be more clear about thisi dont hate men i dont care that you're pervertsi pervertmog you all anyway
>>44180858Literature, philosophy, detective stories, writing, music, cookingI go hard about them
>>44182131those are my what my fetuses after i abort them look like
>>44182131These are RICE!!!
cibi i guarantee if we ever did meet up in person (maybe after 9-12 months of me being on tirzepatide) you'll mog me and pass just fine irl
>>44182137LOLLLZ>>44182138NOT fit for human consumption
>>44182089it doesn't feel as good as I thought it would
This 30 year old DC area tech tranny has srs. And she's on GRINDR. Why haven't you gotten a $200k+ TS/SCI (with polygraph) defense industry job and bought srs yet? Too busy smoking weed?
>>44182137>gets misgendered>posts this
>>44182131unknown to science...
>>44182150She chopped her dick off?!Fucking G R O S S
>>44182099i wanna try it...>>44182120LMFAO>>44182122No I have to figure out a way to patch fire emblem if on my mobile so I can play it with the skinship mini game>>44182150First of all it's called being a temple priestess and it's her birthright
>>44182152i get misgendered because of my appearance not anything i say
>>44182147I understand. If you picked me up I would still give you the princess treatment but you probably are looking for a man who will hurt you. I get that too.
>>44180046>what can you talk about for hours I had a response but it’s too depressing but nothing anymore
I spent the day barefoot in Crocs and now my feet are dry. I moisturize them daily, how do people manage to get soft and hydrated feet while wearing sandals every day?
>>44182150giwtwm
>>44182182the top of my big toe knuckles always get so much dry tough skin
>i moisturize my feetNo one can be gayer than you
>>44182155I'll research on this...
i would like to cuddle with a man with a fuzzy tummy
>>44182074You're looking ok, Id probably fuck you after a night out at the bar.
would anyone have sex with me
>>44182136i like writing and cooking dont care about that other stuff except maybe philosophy but only moral philosophy
>>44182209Trip on rach
>>44182191I'm sorry for not wanting to look like a gross fat moid working in a factory in the middle of Utah with cracked skin on the soles >>44182190I was mostly referring to the soles though. Do you moisturize? >>44182209I would have sex with girls on this thread
>>44182215would you have sex me? i have no value outside of sex
Edging rach's sissy clitty and not letting sissy cum until sissy can convince daddy that chechens are white or not
Would anyone have a cup of coffee with me
>>44182236yeah probably
dota anyone
>>44182096Omg, learn how to take a joke bro
>>44182199#realfuzzlovers>>44182214what do you write?>>44182236i don't like coffee can i have a hot chocolate instead
>>44182221Instead you look like a french dwarf because that's who you are
>>44182236I would serve you the coffee but wouldn't drink. I cannot sleep for days when I drink coffee
>>44182250and you? What are you? show us mommy
>>44182250That 5'3 repper unironically mogs the fuck outta you it's so funny
>>44182239Nice!:)>>44182249Yes probably but I don't get the regular ones bceause I'm lactose intolerant>>44182257How about coke zeros
>>44182263Post a picture of yourself next to a measuring tape if you are taller than 5'5 i will post whatever you want
>>44182221i need to moisturize more probs
>>44182236If the lion scores today I'll take you for cordero al asador>>44182242no, we go hiking/climbing/rowing/swimming/biking instead, quit rotting and live life
>>44182276>How about coke zerosyou know I don't drink sodas penny... But the whole point is about me serving you any drink and smiling at you while you drink because it's what I like to do... >>44182285I can wear heels and be 5'5, checkmate. >>44182288Moisturizing your feet is MANDATORY
>>44182301barefoot obviously
>>44182166both of those things seem annoying can I just pass entirely>>44182204is that all I get. jackass...
chubby fuzzy tummy
>>44182285i don’t think he’s pretending to be taller than 5’3
Might have to postpone my yearly trip to Israel :(
Does anyone want to do a very big favour for mommy. it'll only take a couple minutes and it'll save me a whole bunch of hassle
wwyd if i fell asleep at your place
>>44182341I'm only willing to do this if it secretly gets me off.
>>44182347harvest your organs! :D
>>44182321I'd pull you back by the hair and spit into your mouth as I'm fucking you.
>>44182352D:
>>44182321what are you looking for exactly? >>44182330I have no clue why she's so obsessed with my height, maybe she's a tall hon and jealous? it's weird because I like tall women more than short women, she should get confident about her height and play it >>44182341anything for mommy
>>44182356the scenario just isn't realistic I can't suspend my disbelief>>44182348it's okay if it gets you off I honestly do not care either way
I HATE BOOMERS
>>44182371i find spitters more annoying or smokers if im playing with randos
>>44182367>it's okay if it gets you off I honestly do not care either wayWell elaborate then!? for fuck sake
>>44182296Which team is the lion....? Sorrey LOL>>44182301U deserve to enjoy a drink too fren
>>44182364i want to apply this patch https://github.com/TeamIf/FireEmblemIf-FanTranslation but i don't have access to a computer right now... usually I would just use the online tools but it seems to be some kind of arcane format that needs their custom patcher.... it's super easy to do on a Windows pc but I just don't have one :<
>>44182249i mostly just write smut these daysi used to dabble in fantasy a bit when i was younger but i really like the format of greentext and doing short-form stuff and also i find the subject matter holds my attention well enough to actually finish pieces
>>44182373lol
I'd try to carry bronya, see how far I get, and then she gets to try her hand at carrying me, see how atrophied she is, we'll both feel useless.
im gonna take a bath
>>44182347I'd let you sleep over one night but one night only
>>44182371Why?
>>44182379>U deserve to enjoy a drink too frenI'll have sparkling water then, penny >>44182380I'm not on my Mac rn and I don't have a windows computer, sowwy. Have you tried asking Claude to do it for you?
no one should talk about none for hours man i really dont wanna hear all that shit just get to the point >>44180067genuinely insufferable
>>44182394would you get me a blanket or move me to a bed?
>>44182381lol honestly same i've been getting into writing smut lately. if nothing else it's a way to turn whatever weird ideas won't leave my head into something
>>44182388people have given up on trying to flirt with me they just use me to write performance art of the mutual futility of desire
>>44182397you're useless to me. anyone else? where the fuck are my simps people are always telling me I have all these simps but the second I need them they're nowhere to be found
>>44182415I'm sure I can be useful to you somehow :(
>>44182409Tbh I was just thinking it'd be a laugh
>>44182397Schlop schlop
>>44182429no it's poignant>>44182420Right now I need one thing and it's patched fire emblem if. anyone who can't provide that should be vaporised
>>44182441poignant my willy at your butthole ahaha
>>44182440This is a blue board..
>>44182367How isn't it? You would bend over for anyone after you stumble out of the bar, ive seen the videos of your sloppy antics.
>>44182456
>>44182431*SCHLOP SCHLOP* ... Ahhhhhhh...... *BEEEEEUUUUUARP*>>44182441please I will be a good boy :(
>>44182464Please no pornography on my computar thank u...
Another reason white trannies are the best. I dont want you smelling foreign. If you smell foreign and we're having sex? Foreign and feces? Unacceptable
>>44182474
Baby boomers are the greatest generation, they defeated the nazis and brought civil rights to black people
>>44182477is white and feces ok?
>>44182483AHHHHHHH!!!!!>>44182471>
>>44182485Zoomers are the greatest generation due to their high relative boobtwinks density
>>44182485that's the greatest generation and gen x actually
>>44182502
>>44182504Gen x are after boomers and before millennials
>>44182520correct.
>>44182504I like gen x because they have limp bizkit>>44182515This is too much ...
>>44181978https://voca.ro/1elzLaS804sS
>>44182529penny no!!!
>>44182529
>>44182535I didn't mean it like that
>>44182547This is futuristic!
I'm paying a visit to sleepcity. Goodnight thread... goodnight penny...
>>44182550i meant the limp bizket thing lol
>>44182559
>>44182562maybe you'll grow a few inches lmao
>>44182562Goodnight angelmoder repcity governor....>>44182563Ohh lolLimp bizkit is very cool my favorite album is probably three dollar bill yall or the chocolate starfish>>44182567This is retro!
>>44182379Lionel...
>>44182577
>>44182588Plese don't hurt me ok>>44182578Ohhh right I like haaland so I want them to win but I'd be really scared of playing against him
Based Penny likes 90s wrestling and limp bizkitYou have a boomer taste
Where do I find a cute puppy girl? I feel like you all would know? For reals, I just love them, they’re so adorable
>>44182611
>>44182616BUT I don't like the Godfather >>44182624NO!!
>>44182635
>>44182635You will learn to like it one day
>>44182616none of that is based thats like living in a trailer park core and shoping at hot topic
>>44182617try lesgen
>>44182562https://voca.ro/14SqGhbsQdsZ
>>44182659We never had hot topic in argentina so I don't really know the vibes>>44182656Sorry anon ... But now I'll go to letterboxd and I'll give the simpsons movie a higher rating... I'm so sorry...
us
today i saw a gummy worm coloured dildo and a douche in the metro parking lot
>>44182667I’m a male chaser, dunno if I’m a lesbian haha
>>44182691i should get a neck tattoo like that
>>44182691https://voca.ro/1fThUWa7FGzv
>>44182698you’ll need to start hormones then. thankfully that makes finding the puppy girl quite easy, although you might need to compete for dominance in the polycule.
CAM ON INGLUND SCORE SOME FAKIN GOWLS
>>44182659You wouldn't get it, americANO
idk if im a puppy girl but i'd wear a lesh and a collar if you want
>>44182722https://voca.ro/12dkRKvhns3l
>>44182722>only scored because a camera cable deflected a goal kickLol
>>44182723got me i'm from the best place to live ever
>>44182712I’m pretty happy being a dude, but thanks for the suggestion! I’m sure some soon-to-be trans lady needed to hear that :D
The best place to live ever is probably iceland
>>44182400You can sleep on my bed. I'll sleep on the couch because I'm respectful. There's a ghost that'll come chill for a bit at 3:33 AM. Don't mind him, he pays rent.
>>44182727You’ll learn to love it kek
>>44182757thats cause of bjork she doesn't count
i wear a collar in my own time but that's like just cause it looks cute and makes me feel nice. it's like really normal
>>44182793Besides björk it's a very pretty and peaceful place!
>>44182761you don’t have to sleep on the couch. we can share the bed
>>44182814i'm actually going next summer with some friends i'm definitely not gonna try to find bjork i swear
>>44182814This sounded like björk is the only one interrupting iceland's peace LMAOS>>44182822Rlly??? That's really really nice:)) I wanna go there someday too
>>44182737Now let's post about how many hockey titles Canada has
so eepy
*posts a catbox link* UH OH
>>44182842lets go further and talk about total gold medals then?
>>44182837Bjork is pretty violent, did you ever see when she attacked that photographer at an airport like a wild animal?
i have chemicals in me rn and i feel fucking great
>>44182854i already rep*rted
roach doesn't like bjork cause she dated that non white rapper lmao
canada mogs
>>44182867omg i forgot to take my pills thank you
>>44182884they sure do
>>44182861The photographer was following her and stalking her, taking pictures of her son when bjork said she didn't want that many times, and made fun of her so björk lost it when she saw her>>44182871︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ
>>44182867better living through chemistry
>I'M GONNA SLUMP YOU>nooooo :'( not one of those heckin photographers!
Never before have I heard someone attempt to frame the paparazzi as a “photographer” what a strange side to take
>>44182867Want my chemicals in you too?
Me? I'm on the side of the dude who looked like darth maul and had big boobies, he was right about that nasty woman
>>44182861Maybe the photographer was black and bjork was projecting the lgbbq community
>>44182985The lgbarbecue community
Remember that scene at the end of phantom menace after qui gon jin dies and obi wan is doing a little fighter select screen dance and then sprints out at maul and does that one cool move where he blocks both sides of maul's lightsaber in a half a second
>>44182890no worries chick x>>44182907real>>44182954yeah sure it’s been way too long
>>44183045no i don’t member
>>44182408it's been fun seeing what works with the audience herewhat's wild is that although the average /tttt/ranny is bi, straight smut is much more popular and everyone seems to hate anything t4c transbian that i write
>>44183049It's called the duel of the fates its the best part of the movie
nvm I remembered women can do anything. I don't need you useless FAGGOTS
>>44183045remember that bit where he shot himself but the caliber wasn't powerful enough so it didn't blow the back of his head out like he intended it just bounced in his head and he fell over. Classic.
>>44183067are you hacking the cia?
>>44183067Hmmmm this looks like a windows file system. Must be my mistake. Bronya would never run windows, even in a VM
>>44183066the best part of the movie were the ben quadinaros scenes
>>44183067i just tried to record myself farting but i almost shat brb
>>44183066i liked pod racing the most
should i make coffee at 6 pm?
>>44183096now this is podracing
Record yourself pissing you pants for dada
>>44183104Yes heavily
>>44183104Depends if you want to stay up late tonight or not.
what if padme amidala showed me her Jewish pussy
>>44183104are you staying up late?
N64 Episode I: Racer was a goated game
>>44183109okay>>44183110>>44183115it’s that or go to bed right now
>>44183114your kids could be part of the tribe and get a better credit score
>>44183114Does your boyfriend ever get jealous about how desperate you are for pussy?
>>44183119what kinda coffee do you like? roach is here so don't answer black lol
>>44183121there’s only benefits!!!>>44183124no, we’re both incels together
>>44183052where do you post this stuff, do you make threads for it? i'd like to read some of it eventually
anyone in scotland want sucked off tonight????
Autumn and her bf crying and holding each other while thinking about no pussy
>>44183138yeah i always post it hereonce or twice someone liked it enough to put it on redditposting it is fun because i also get to do a little roleplaying as the main character although some of them are true stories so that's just me :p
>>44183129i unironically usually just drink it black. sometimes i’ll add a bit of fake milk or honey tho
>>44183085????>>44183079yeah no it's Linux native or nothing I'm an ultrapurist. like autumn but with computers >>44183078yeah I'm about to get the FBI involved too
>>44183167@Rach HELP
>>44183161>>44183182we really bein honest tonight huh
should i kill myself? be honest please
>>44183184I really like this new angle on it it carries the feeling of those really old english ladies who see a minority and just drop everything they're holding and scream for their lives
>>44183182>????finished
Saying "how much did the rabbi pay you to say that?" when a trans woman calls me handsome
>>44182679Simpsons movie is great
>>44183182Nta but sometimes farts can mistake themselves for something else and it gets a little wet if you know what I mean
>>44183163oh i think that means just in chasergen alright, i'll be on the lookout then
>>44183199Let’s be so fr
>>44182855>suddenly other sports matterlmao butthurt
>>44183199Simpsons are cool I wish I was yellow too
i’ll call any man here handsome for free
I’m feeling very philosemetic tonight
Haha how about some philosuckmydick trannies ;)
>>44183202she posts random boyremoval green texts off trip is what she’s saying
>>44183213The rabbi will be pleased to learn you'll do it for free
>>44183229Where can I read abt this!
>>44183192No because what if I need you for something later
interpret the talmud for daddy
>>44183202no in their own threads"here" as in on the boardi could post a few if you want>>44183231yes exactly
I’m FBI, ask me what that stands for
>>44183201???????
i went to go try and find more ye lanyi memes because im obsessed with her but all the posts about the show are people bullying the emperor. they do NOT like that man. me neither! i just didn't consider taking matters into my own hands
>>44183240i can do everything you need rn real quick then kms?
>>44183243ok lol sorry i'm like very specific about wording and i was trying to understand if that's what you meantum sure i'd read if you sent some if that's alright
>>44183245Fat Bitch Incrisis
>>44183254this is so funny
>>44183245female body inspector
>>44183247Niko Bellic dating
volume deadlifts on a calorie deficit feels like drowning
>>44183255No you're not understanding like what if I need something later. I'm all good rn I figured it out
>>44183262>>44183264Female Bmouse inpEcTor.Let’s see them rodents, gals
>>44183263it cracks me up so fucking hard every time there's millions of these from all through all 80 something episodes I love this stupid bullshit
do boys normally talk about jerking off and boners to girls?
>>44183270I always feel like I'm drowning. Drowning in tranussy.
>>44183265he's so me
>>44183276Thoughts on picrel...?
im worthless
>>44183276i like your mouse
>>44183290way too small, it needs some milk>>44183298Thank you!
>>44183306Oh well he was just born like that
Send this to all the bald men you hook up with on grindrhttps://youtu.be/TKVPtDYrxS0
>>44183257sure here are a fewhere's a three-parter i did (only the third part is smutty, the first two are background but they're pretty short, links to them in the comments) https://www.reddit.com/r/smuTTTT/s/Gz4alWUDoOa transbian work of mine that idr if it got posted to reddithttps://archiveofsins.com/lgbt/thread/36928267 i dont think that one got posted to reddita dream i had once (hetslop) that i wrote uphttps://archiveofsins.com/lgbt/thread/43248606 tranny x cisf one i wrote very sadistic but also softcore https://archiveofsins.com/lgbt/thread/44018242one of my best ones is unpublished because i wrote it about someone and i wanted her to have the opportunity to edit it but she's had it for a year and half with no signs of finishing
>>44183276
my new favorite porn is a masc guy fucking a girl and twink at the same time
should i masturbate? it's been a couple months
>>44183326bazed
>>44183326So a threesome with two women
>>44183312The milk will improve his stats>>44183322good mouse. Looks to be on a quest
oh fuck
>>44183341what
mama has needs
>>44183332I can’t anymore
sobe a gdq
>>44183339Inshallah..
>>44183339If you think about it, all mice are on quests.
>>44183210Same but i am black instead
In chasergen, you get called a pedophile for liking twinks and femboys, but not trannies
>>44183348Sobe vs Bat speedrun
>>44183364>but not tranniesno? you're still a pedo
>>44183342shouldn't have posted one of those
What did I walk back in on Feels like everytime I leave here for 12 hours lately I come back and the weirdest shit has gone down
>>44182296come to benidorm lets have a pint when england gonna play in the final
>>44183382whoopsie
>>44183364twinks and femboys are defined by youthtrannies can be any agebut also i never said you were a pedophile, anon, im sorry if you're upset
I ran into my cousin in the gym parking lot and he was slightly leaner than me and had a nicer lexus than me. In that moment I fully understood the business card scene in american psycho
>>44183354If u could turn ur skin into an unnatural color what color would u pick? I'd pick a soft yellow or light blue
Sticking my meaty wokerod in your chudhams and spurting in your magahole turning you woke
>>4418337422 year old decrepit and arthritic age hon hands slid across a typewriter and wrote this post
as a twentyteen year old tranny im really confused why 21+ agehons are here
>>44183401>22 years old is decrepit>im not a pedophilehmmm
Hot take: Femboys and twinks should transition because they're women already anyway
>>44183382the terf dyke one?
>>44183409please don't let them ban hrt please
>>44183404>her age no longer ends in 'teen'Fucking gross
Do trannies really expect us to be attracted to geriatric wrinkly 18 year old agehons?
>>44183423ILL CHANGE FOR YOU ILL WEAR A PACIFIER FOR YOU ILL DO ANYTHING
>>44183393it's alright i dont expect anyone's gonna read allat anyway >>44183416that one did get janny-d for being too hateful
>>44183429least pathetic racist
>>44183446goo goo ga ga nigger
>>44183317oh that's so longi um. i've only read the first one so far. i thought this would like turn me on but it's so much more romantic than it thought it would be i'm kind of just yearnful? i'm kind of sad actually. because i'll never experience this
>>44180046
I accidentally threw away the wrong container of food literally ruined my night
>mfw the troyim's age is double digits and starts with 2
>>44183399Green like an alien
Fuck it, they done woke the savage up The opps ridin' so I gotta keep the cannon up It's funny that he mentioned it, I guess I am nuts Slash zookeeper 'cause folks is animals Now keep up, yo' bitch we need her Only 13 watchin' M put the keys up The deuce five made homie freeze up Got on, next thing you know I had to re-up Steady rollin' up thoinks in the dutch Just a wild young nigga, I ain't never give a fuck
>>44183536is this from a song
>>44183477what was inside?
>>44183505
>>44183554He was the most talented drill rapper and they killed little bro long live LA https://youtube.com/watch?v=j88uVJGBC14
https://youtu.be/z60ABBdHy_U?si=pUchrqMWPwVDdutAI NEVER WAAAANTEDI NEVER CAAARED BEFOOORE
>>44183459most are romanticit's a problem i have, especially because i like to write about real people in my actual life and i dont have romantic feelings for themim working on it and i think ive gotten better at writing emotionless sexbut it's not as fun
>>44183569For me it's Play for Keeps
how to become lovable
>>44183387I've just returned from vacation and I'm far away, otherwise I would, ingerland's fans are kino
>>44183590traitor
She's very pretty
>>44183585That is what I am listening to rn I also like so loud
>>44183602who did I betray pray tell
INGURLAND INGURLAND INGURLAND
i wish i liked girls
>>44183608I only know Play for Keeps and a couple more i was never too big on his music
i should detrans and be a cis gay man
>>44183610mehave a pint with me
I feel like all the "girl" outfits I try to wear look really goofyI don't really mind that but it's not even intentional they just turn out that way
>>44181470A tragedy. A true crime. You should be watching your favourite shows in 4k in your peaceful country castle. That's how I dream you live. I will manifest it for you ⸜( ˶>ᴗ<˶)⸝
>>44183563Le downlow man :^)
>>44183605relatable. if i was on welfare and looked like a horse i would look at pretty white girls all day too
>>44183635*tips fedora*
reading that stuff was a really good idea because i stopped being sad about one thing and now i'm sad about an entirely different thing. sufferingworld forever
>>44183634Someday...!
>>44183648The raped
>>44183562some chilli but my dad made it, it was in a container and I had some other shit that was probably gonna go off and I just threw it all away without thinking like a dummy.
>>44183628Which part of "I'm far away" didn't you understand
im evil
why are all Russians pedo?
I am down low too
>>44183677okay so im not important enough to cross an ocean? ok.
wore a tight crop top today and didnt want to diemajor advancements
>>44183677A........ Argentina.......
>>44183684im out and proud! i don't care what my friends think about me dating an incel choid from 4chan
The only down I am is to fuck *unzips dick*