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the last edition
qott: did you enjoy your time in mmg? what are some of your most cherished memories?
prev: >>44204594
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moding is like eating a devil fruit, bc you never go swimming again
thanks everyone it's been a great set
mmg goodnight everybody
i wanna thank my moder homie, that's my dawg right there
i would like to thank my turtle, and my cats, without whom i would not be here
i would like to send hugz and warm fuzzies to all my baby mama's out there
shoutout to my impersonator, that faggy lil zany michael jackson looking dude what would i do without her?
come cuddle up under Mommy's smoking hot latina bod and keep me warm bb
i'll let you hit the cart a couple times
smell ya later faggots

with love,

your dear android mother, andy<3
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its andy bitch
not going anywhere faggot
i love when women call me mother and also i enjoy weed bitch
i love you and see you bright and early faggot
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some of you are so sexy haha not andy tho
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i don't enjoy anything because my life sucks
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>>44213035
>>44213045
god i love you, you make me laugh and smile so much
i wish you'd be my friend
hilarious btw
before you go to bed at night, remember Mommy loves you
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andy is hot but you wouldn't know that
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>>44213086
kys
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i will continue making mmg threads and other posters will continue to use it. don’t forget you’re here forever
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>>44213092
what did i ever do to you to deserve such hatred?
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that's not me btw
mommy would never be mean to any of her kittens
weed weed pussy vagina
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>>44213104
lmaoooooooo yoooo kittens?
andy's "kittens" are really androids
cmon you're totally fucking my vibe up here
im a rugged blue collar forklift driver
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anyone wanna pick clothes for me to buy (i'll pay for them) and then i'll model them for the gen?
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>>44213138
cowkini
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will the real andy please stand up?
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andy here i'm gay
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>>44213004
Unless I'm very confused and you're ftm, why do you like to dress up like men?
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never come between a moder and their diy porn collection
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i have a huge collection of pov videos of me fucking your mom if you'd like to jack off to that. hope my huge hog doesn't break your immersion though.
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it would, i have a tiny pecker
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IVE GOT TINY MOOBS AND A FAT GOCK
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i wish i was a twinkhon
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>>44213004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N66Hud_Tq4
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lol i tried to give my bangs some texture and get them out of my eyes and to stop laying flat and now i look like sminem with a mullet lmao how did i fuck this up so incredibly bad ahhhhhhhhhh please kill me
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i feel like the only way a comment of that specificity is possible is if youre in my phone looking at me through my camera
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iwnbaw . i need ffs so i can at least be a nonbinary human. i dont need to be a trans woman it’s okay. im a loser retard male i transitioned in my early twenties im gay im sorry i also dont do ketamine for which i also apologize.
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also im igly big back small hips one side of my jaw has different bone structure than the other and it makes my face look really weird and also my browbone big af
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im like if a flower was totally gay af and retarded and ugly
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mm4mm :3
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need
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have
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iwnbammdamm
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I would say have but I cannot call my wife a manmoder so
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>>44214136
don't be so sure!
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>>44214151
no no im very sure
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>>44214158
why do you not believe in love
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>>44214171
im too ugly and also i lost my spark
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i want a well endowed gf that will claim me as hers by manremoving me
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then get a man
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a man!?
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>i want a delicious meal
>then eat shit off the ground
???
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>>44214268
hey
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when the delicious meal is made by torture and slave labour it is not so good
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Uuugh I posted in wrong thread. I just woke up from a freaky dream about orchiectomy and SRS.

Our gonads were processors that we would show up when we ran the fastfetch command lmao wtf. I had my testicles removed, but then they were put back in so I could freeze sperm lmao wtffff.

I am never getting SRS.
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i want srs
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It’s like my subconscious was trying to get me a moral for why I should NOT get SRS.
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cut off your dick ^ ^
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Pretty sure the dream told me to not cut off my dick or balls.
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yeah cut off your balls too
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then slit your wrists wide open
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But that would be painful and I’d bleed
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can i lick your coagulated wrists
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No, but you can eat my clitty
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I hate my body and life so much but drinking about it just makes it worse and weed makes the pile of dishes 10x bigger
I wish I was still young and at least a little cute I could have found someone to collar me and just be vibing now
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age is just a number! I'll collar you and I'm dead serious.
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why do people come on the internet and just lie
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it’s so over
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>>44214577
HRT could have saved George
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>>44214577
someday when you're a childless wifeless alcoholic in your 50s, you'll be lamenting about not being able to go on evening strolls with your aging husband, that you never had btw. all because you were too much of a coward to troon out, cause you thought you were too old when you were younger.
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>>44214771
Most gay married couples become sexless eventually because the bottom gets too masculinized as he ages, as a trans woman you will always be feminine enough for a guy to fuck you.
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what's the height at which transition stops being a viable option and you just have to kill yourself
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I'm so fucking tired I just want to put on a collar and get on my knees and not think about anything anymore
but I'm 33 and a fucking gorillahon so instead I get to die alone in a ditch
great
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>>44214959
Do you like men or women, need to know before I give you an answer.
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>>44214325
hi~
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fuck you demiurge autotrepanation will free me from your torments
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>>44214977
mostly men, but i could swing either way if i didn't have to top
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>>44214995
So you are a top or bottom?
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>>44214998
bottom, though i'm a khhv
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>>44215005
You’re HSTS, I recommend you transition and get ur ass pounded by men, find a good husband.
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>>44215010
you didn't answer my original question nonny
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>>44215010
And secondly, there is no wrong time to transition. Even if you are too old to pass, getting on HRT will make you fem which you will allow you to bottom for the rest of your life. A gay top will marry you if you want to be a perma fem male.
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>>44215013
Maybe not “transition” but there’s no wrong time to take HRT, you should take HRT always if you are HSTS.

What’s going to happen is ur going to age out of bottoming and then you won’t have sex once you reach a certain age if you don’t take HRT.
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>>44215019
Or height lol, you should always take HRT because you can attract gay tops
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What was in the readme in the last thread
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>>44214959
5'10
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Well I’m 5’5 so I have no issue taking HRT lol
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>>44215056
Dwarf hobbit stumpy bitch
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I'm 6'3" lol, been on hrt for like 6 years now
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>>44215068
how many times have you attempted suicide
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>>44215061
I was 5’7 pre hrt
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>>44215073
She can't find a ceiling high enough
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>>44215074
You were manlying about your manheight pre hrt
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>>44215073
twice but I'm better now
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>>44215088
what's your secret
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>>44215091
Colloidal silver
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>>44215091
I'm incompetent
missed the vein one time and got walked in the other
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>>44215104
try methylene blue next.
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>>44215085
I really got shorter. My friend I saw right before I started HRT and then 3 months later said I looked shorter.
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>>44215120
your friend is hugboxing you
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>>44215122
I measure with a tape measure bro, and when I get my physical in 3 months we’ll see who is still coping.
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if you're visibly shorter in the span of a few months
>you're being lied to
>you're slouching
>your bones are turning to dust
this isn't a thing that happens
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>>44215120
doubt it. men tend to subconsciously lie about their height. reality seems to warp to suit men's desire when it comes to height, and you loose thst ability when you troon out. your friend was hugboxinfnyou btw, that or you weren't sleeping properly and your spine didn't decompress.
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>>44215147
Well at physical pre HRT: measure 5’7

We will see what the new results are.
From my experience basically all white men are now taller than me, same height as home white women.
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guys I used to be 6'7" but after one month of hrt (1mg oral estradiol daily) I'm a comfy 4'11" you've gotta believe me!
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>>44215151
My mom is now same height as me as well.
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>>44215151
I'm 5'6" and pretended to be 5'7" and all white men are taller than me and have always been. you're hallucinating.
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>>44215177
Well I’m short enough to not get clocked from my height, get rekt height hon
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>>44215176
Do you think your bones got smaller
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>>44215186
Pelvic tilt + ligaments getting compressed
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>>44215198
No
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why are you replying to it
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>>44215269
Okay I'll stop replying to the height hon who is jealous I am short.
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The only thing hrt did for me is make my dick not work (and small), make my nipples hurt, and give me a fat ass.
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>>44215181
look if you're under 5'9" your height isn't too much of a problem, it's everything else. honscience delusions of shrinking are included in the everything else part, if you're having delusions of shrinking you're probably deluded about a lot more.
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>>44215275
You're jealous, you have stumpy dwarf proportions
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>>44215330
Well sure but all my aunts from my mom’s side look the same and have the same weird proportions issue
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I wish I got the magic hrt that made me under 6' but I just have the normal stuff :(
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wasgood boyos
its your mother andy
overslept a bit today, had to race to the job site w no lunch :/
but mommys always got the pen and a full sugar coke to keep herstomach full ;)
hope you kiddos were good while i was away
dont eat too many sweets and i love ya
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I'm 5'5 and I feel gigantic
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>>44213004
did the discord die? no one's posted since the 11th
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>>44215707
we're on the secret channel
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>>44215707
do you need your diaper changed
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>>44215693
I hate luckshits so much
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>>44215707
no, it’s still active
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im eating mac and cheese
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i’m shitposting at work
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LOL you have a job
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i'm shitposting at home
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just got home from work
night shift so noone sees the hon
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>>44216269
let me see the hon
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What
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>>44216275
absolutely not <3
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>>44216323
why not
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>enter mens bathroom
>two men say "miss, women's bathroom is on the left"
do you:
A) say "oh right" and go to the women's
B) say "oh right" and hold it until you're home
C) say "I'm a dude"
D) ignore them and use the men's anyway
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>>44216344
if I looked good I'd be posting on social media come on now
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>>44216374
schrodinger tranny cannot look good or bad if she is never perceived
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>>44216364
I was at Walmart, finishing up in the washroom and washing my hands, when this old guy comes in
he looks at me, walks back out, then sheepish walked back in and avoided looking at me
I laughed
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>>44215915
I was lying fyi I'm actually 5'8
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>>44216388
I ain't postin a selfie, anon; give up
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>>44216408
i have already given up on all aspects of life
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>>44216408
post one for me then
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>>44216415
That seems like a pretty bad idea
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I hate using public bathrooms. people always tell me to go the the women's but if I get clocked someone will call the cops and if I go to the men's I'll get raped. so I just hold it and hope I don't develop a urinary infection
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I've got one (1) selfie where I look kinda cute and it's from 4 years ago and anglefraud
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for the best anglefraud i recommend the lenovo thinkpad x220 webcam with most your lights off
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>>44216269
if any night shift jobs open up, send ‘em my way. i hate having to wake up at 6am, i’m practically nocturnal naturally
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>>44216364
in the past, i’ve gone d, but now that i’m a moder and not a tiny andro kid, i’d do a then leave this thread
>>44216434
>>44216398
fakemoders
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daydreamed about pregnancy again...
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do you think you'll ever try to get pregnant?
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oh i'm gonna try alright
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Can someone refill my nectar?
im getting hungry
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i wish sex was real :/
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it's real and we are going to have it
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>>44216878
only so i can get an abortion
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hawt
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>>44217002
mommy noo :sob: :skull:
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>>44215013
This lowkey might have just helped push me (30, cute young face tho mistaken for 24 yr old (maybe cope, still doomed) ) over the edge. I cannot envision a future me that's a haggard lonely old man living vicariously through braver, younger, troons than I, I'd rather die
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grim
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just wear a manly top it's easy
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posted again award
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>>44217346
>cloud strife cosplay
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one wonders why she posted it twice
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One for the pug and one for the load
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she seeems happy with her picture, i say let err have it!
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I don't, she thinks she looks cute and wants to show it off
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>>44217501
because she has no bitches and stacks no paper
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does it really effect you that much tho? maybe this is the first time she took a picture that she actually liked
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are we not reading filenames anymore?
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Hrt only changes you if you're intersex...
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>>44217457
Not enough belts
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by that logic everyone is intersex
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Fuck i miss smoking weed. Hate being responsible
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i miss smoking meth
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I miss smoking my vape and ripping my bong, these zyns and tinctures suck ass
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howdy, fellers
actual andy here, like the real one, not the fake ass ersatz andy, that wooden marionette looking mf
im hitting the cart rn, that blue slushie for those hot summer data got you faded
i am at the brink of quitting my job if they put me at the dock
they already fucking took away my forema'am title and abilities, disbanded my team of girls, termed one of them
i got turned into a fucking salesman yall
andy out cuz break is almost over
it's okay to slack a little if your employer neglects and mistreats you
love all my moders, especially my mini-me<3
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>>44217517
that's the same thing
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>>44217605
just get high what's the problem?
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>>44218148
Sitting in front of the Ac ripping my cart as we speak, this is the shit
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>>44214959
12'0
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>>44215010
blanchard is a fraud
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>>44217532
no
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>>44218148
Im looking for work my job is about to lay eveyone off
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I think she looks good in that top
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I need to lose weight I look like the fat he/him dykes at the glasses place counter
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>>44218412
i don’t think people are really debating that, it’s more that it’s not manmoding
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>>44218559
yeah, but shes in private it appears. you never hon it up a lil at home?
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we have hon at the house
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why can secretary of keggers insist on hrt for men but disqualify trannies for using it is this misandry
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late transitioners deserve govt gibmes
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he’s soooooo me
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yeah getting crushed to smithereens in a comical way would be pretty ideal
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>>44219262
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>>44219330
that looks like it involves numerous ouchies, which is something we'd maybe rather avoid
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File deleted.
WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpoAcXu65TM
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blu bord
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oh my god I need to clean out my old downloads folder that is not the picture I meant to upload lol
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>>44219348
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>>44219359
i've had this image in my futa folder for like over 10 years
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>>44219372
yeah that's more like it
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>>44219378
looks like something from back when I still looked at porn but had shifted primarily to "giwtwm" download spamming
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>>44219359
uncs deadahh thought ts was tuff
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yes jaykwontavious it's good
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cool it with the racism chudette
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I regret to inform you that you do not know me like that, and further still that you are not my nigger (besides which it's not even that good a song it's just memes)

faggot
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assigned moder at birth
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They see me modin'
They hatin'
Patrollin' and tryna catch me giirl-girl-modin
Tryna catch me girl-girl-modin
Tryna catch me girl-girl-modin
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>>44219729
liv agar
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javascript
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damm it people keep staring and giving a grinning smile at me when I'm in man mode

what does this mean
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>C
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that's HOLY C to you
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>>44220006
I look like this and say this
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rust
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I thought I'd like rust but I can't enjoy it. I wish the borrow checker was meaner and the error messages would tease you harder than they already do
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C#
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>>44220065
Rust is just a phase, it will be forgotten about in 10 years.
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that is hilarious
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it's starting to get a bit scary.
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can you moids talk about something other than computers?
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>>44220478
actually computers were invented by women (ada byron lovelace, grace hopper, alan turing (bottom so he counts)) so it's on topic
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I lay in bed and my wife tries to crush me with her body
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>>44220478
holy shit! you are so anti-feminist, how can you even call yourself transgender? don't you understand the concept of intersectionality? and aren't you familiar with the history of computers and computing?
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hey yall im quitting my job tonight at the perfect time, hope my bitch ass boss croaks over from blowing a fucking gasket in the morning
fuck you, retardo
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>>44220478
pathetic
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i need to hold someone tonight
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>>44220533
sure, want to pick me up?
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what's the best zyns flavor
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a brainlet feels threatened by all the computer talk?
what in tarnation?
i remember the first time i saw that apple trashcan computer i said to myself, that thang look like a spaceship!
i'm not threatened by it
i used to wave dicks around with all the tech nerds at my old job
they were mostly chuds, though one or two were cuties
t. former forema'am at a computer recycler
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>>44220562
i'd rather send a driver to pick you up i don't want to move
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im the cutie btw
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I'm trans btw
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my wife is trans and a cutie
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iwnbacutie i am subhuman
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>>44220598
ohh fancy, its like im some escort or somthing
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>>44220659
babbys first getting flewed out
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it's horrible it's oppresive feeling the skeleton inside the skin
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>>44220659
yeah just like that except it's just mm4mm spooning to reduce touch starvation
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>>44220710
you're just making this sound more desirable >.>
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LOOK at the troon, see the part of boner removed
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>>44220682
just get fat enough that you can’t feel your bones
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>>44220719
ok let's make it happen then wya
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wwyd if you were doing some innocent mm4mm spooning and you suddenly realize the big spoon has a boner
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im like 5'6. whos going to be the big spoon here
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>>44220788
am i the little spoon or am i some weird peeping tom?
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>>44220838
you're the little spoon ofc
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>>44220788
you back that ass up
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>>44220802
almost anyone else considering how short you are
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its not really that short, i think people more exaggerate their height
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>>44220851
okay this can cause mm4mm sex to happen so watch yourself
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want you all to myself
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why is everyone so horny today?
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i posted my ass earlier scroll up
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I want her to myself cuz I'm jealous and lonely >_<
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my wife is so gorg
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>sexy

>big dick

>rugged

>fat

>stupid

>rizzless

>gfless

>and now, jobless
..

this is andy's world, you're just living in it
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andy why did you quit
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i wish someone wanted me all to them selves v,v
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i do
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pshaw
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there's so much room in my bed come be with me
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>>44221159
boss was a faggot
coworkers faggots
are you a faggot
if so....
come be faggots with mommy dearest (andy)
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>>44221208
you're kind of a faggot
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stop saying the f word >_<
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buried my uncle today
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don't kill the vibe
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>>44221236
lmaoo
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>>44221159
alright, gather round, my beautiful ones, Mommy Andy is going to tell you all the story of why i stopped working at the yard
but i want out of all of you, for my impersonator, that sweet darling doll, to come sit on Mommy's lap
i was top dawg back then, managed the flagship contract (with a multibillion dollar international corporate client) that earned the lion's share of the company's profits and that meant i was the reason that everyone's family got to eat bc nobody delivered the quality of service that i did
i trained a small all-girl all-Latina spanish speaking team to essentially be an IT fulfillment powerhouse
but eventually neglicence early on in the life of the contract (way before my time) came back to haunt my former company bc our client decided not to renew this year
to cut a long story short i had three 30+ latino migrant moids gay obsessed with me for a whole year saying gay ass shit within earshot to me as well as saying gat ass shit about me to other people to the point two of them got fired for literally threatening to rape me literally as the contract was winding down
once my former client's assets were transferred to a new facility, my team was disbanded and scattered, one of my girls was laid off and what is a queen without subjects?
i crashed out on the ops manager who's kind of like this squat troll that thinks he's italian and i almost got fired for blowing the lid on being gay sexually harassed for being a sexy smoking hot latina moder tranny milf
the third guy that kept his job kept gay sexually harassing my early 20s homie
my homie got creeped out finally and quit
i would now have to do his job for no extra pay and have to deal with one of my harassers and the ops asshole, so i just left my key on my desk and that's it
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>>44221208
genuinely made me laugh, i absolutely adore ya
i have decided to name you, bobandy
becausd you'll be bobbing up and down on my dick when i find out who tf you are and why you keep impersonating me
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dear mother andy
please cum in my ass
amen
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>>44221336
this is sad bc im only a penis and an ass and a mouth to many/most of you
am i not a moder goddamn it?
do i not bleed?
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can we talk about the football
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no that's a cisfoid thing usually
>>
not reading allat
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there is a fly trying to enter my eyeball but because i practice love towards all things except male mammals i can do little about it
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>>44221379
it's only for tech-adjacent homies, it's okay nonners
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it don't matter who it's for it's a wall of homosexual rigamarole
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>>44221352
dear mother andy
please love me and let me love you too
amenagain
>>
andy let me join your all-girl all-latinx it squad
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>>44221382
I am the fly
I am the fly
I am the fly
I am the fly
Fly in the
Fly in the
Ointment
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who is andy
>>
>>44221415
sure, you know how to contact me, fellow andy
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>>44221420
it was disbanded, sadly
one of the girls even spoke an indigenous language
they all spoke spanish and were all like 21-24
and i, at a mighty 36, was like the rooster protecting my hens
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>>44221508
my future wife
hands off
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>>44221546
who said that?
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kissed my present wife earlier
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gf cut my hair into a very feminine cut the other day and it makes me look sooooo agp

i can't be mad bc it's a good haircut i just wish i didn't have such a male face shape OH WELL
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do you think birdie is cute
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>>44221631
idk who that is but yeah
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>>44221631
she cute ig
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>>44221657
he
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fuck you and your peasant wife
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Whos your celebrity crush?
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>>44221678
MAE WHITMAN send tweet
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>>44221697
Actress or voice actress reasons?
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>>44221631
that's a woman and no i don't like them
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her ?
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>>44221678
andy
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i sent her an email about the shirt and still havent heard back. 2 weeks from now i can post myself cutting it up or something if it'd please the masses
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>>44221718
do it
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>>44221678
margot robbie *drools*
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>>44221718
nigger no one gives a fuck
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>>44221718
put everything in it, pee, poo, spit, sweat, blood, cum, boogers, toejam, skin flakes and belly button lint on it as the ultimate form of disrespect
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>>44221724
I really liked her in birds of prey
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>>44221723
i mean at that point it'll be almost a month. what are the cops gonna do
>>44221732
you think i'd post a video of me pooing for free? some unreasonably rich older gay guy would probably pay top dollar for something like that
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>>44221738
That gay guy could get any quality of person for that act youre not special and dont degrade him
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>>44221748
according to the boymoder that left the shirt here i'm a chad
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>>44221752
I met a traveller from an antique land,

Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone

Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,

Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,

And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,

Tell that its sculptor well those passions read

Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,

The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
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>>44221748
and especially why would he choose some nasty 30yo washed up incel lol
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>>44221761
there are more things in heaven and earth, horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
>>44221765
>literally just had sex with someone which is why they left their shirt here
>incel
yet another word that has lost all meaning
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>>44221774
so you are nasty and 30yo too?
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>>44221774
so you are nasty and 30yo too?
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>>44221790
>>44221789
i'm whatever you'd like me to be
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>>44221774
sophistry and gay
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why does the mere presence of a cis male incense such anger in the manmoders of this thread
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Im trans but I sleep with my ex gay bf am i fake trans? Im just so beefy and thick and not skinny yet so it feels okay atleast right now and he might be okay with being my bf when im a girl so idk
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>>44221718
are you seriously this neurotic?
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i told every guy i was with that they were hot to make them feel better
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>>44221827
people were telling me to burn it or whatever when i posted about it
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>>44221710
scott pilgrim vs the world reasons
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>>44221815
because
1. it's not a thread for men
2. men suck
3. i wonder if you meant incite because of the extremely rare (albeit correct) usage of "incense" as a transitive verb targeted at an emotion
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>>44221860
1. so what, it's a free country
2. funny enough she wanted me to suck her dick
3. i did mean incense
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the hubris of incels need to be studied
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>>44221853
Ah that was the second best guess
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>>44221833
so yes? how does what you said relate to my question
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>>44221875
you're not often accused of being very intelligent are you
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>>44221873
Hes in man moder gen too which implies she was a man moder.
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why are manmoders so prejudiced against trans men
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alright im gonna go to bed now, i'll be back in two weeks. try to contain your hysteria when i return
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>>44221884
I mean I mog her but still wouldn’t call her a manmoder
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>>44221899
i knew she was in this thread. you self-reporting retard
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>>44221906
I’m calling it like it is
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>>44221914
at least i still have nudes of her. i dont know why she went through all that effort just to throw it away so easily lol. i've already found someone else, i just wanted to do the nice thing and give her her belongings back but she went full BPD on me
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>>44221883
so you're neurotic and retarded? what are you trying to tell me, you moid??
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>>44221893
will you just die already
im begging
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>>44221926
i'm everything you could ever dream of and more
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i do not dream of men
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sexless uggos suck one(1) tranny dick and feel the need to soapbox about it to anyone they can
you would not believe the messages i still get from moids i slept with talking about how they told their mothers they had my penis in their mouths like please have some self respect
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>>44221972
you're making so many assumptions. you so badly want me to be the strawman of your dreams. but sadly she was my 40th and my 41st is coming over next week. im sorry nona, i wish i could be the incel of your dreams
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>>44221979
don’t make me horse laugh
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she will always have to know that i was the first man she slept with. to me she is just another tally. there is literally nothing you can say to hurt my feelings valerie lol
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or should i say tristan
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my wife is trying to hold me and I want to let her but it's just so hot out
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this dude really is an incel
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learn to fight your own battles. if you have something you want to say to somebody, you should say it to them yourself. you have my number, you're free to air out your grievances rather than have your discord buddies try to rile me up
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i'll just toss the shirt, you all have fun in the pigsty together. just remember me the next time you have your tradwife delusions, if you're not already entering your ho phase
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>>44221930
see
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what is the point of this character
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>be a man
>see a space online that isn't directly related to men or about men
>eye twitches violently
>im crashing out... must... make... this... about... men... everything must be about men...
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everything should be about the ultimate man (god)
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>remember me the next time you have your tradwife delusions
the $5 piece of flank thinks it's wagyu ribeye
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>>44222056
shush christcuck
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>>44222060
and guess what? this $5 piece of flank fucked her good. she sat on a train for 2 hours, then another train for an hour, just to have sex with me.
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>>44222068
i'm not christian ;-)
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>>44222069
and then she liked it so much she did it again a week later
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she fell for me HARD. even had me add her to my steam family. told me her passwords for all her accounts. said i was perfect for her. i think it says more about her than me if i'm truly a terrible nasty incel that she would sit 6 hours in total on a train back and forth just to get more of this pipe
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you can rationalize it however you'd like valerie. that's okay, it's a common coping mechanism for women. but that doesn't change what happened
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you let me fuck you like a whore. you called me daddy, moaned my name, came from me fucking you. you couldnt keep your hands off me. you can play make-believe all you'd like now, tell people whatever you'd like, but you know as well as i do what happened
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should i tell them the other things you said to me? like how you wish you had met me when you were younger? the fucked up fantasies you told me about?
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pringle mingle oingle
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all i wanted was to just get you your shit back and be done with the whole thing. but you sicked your little faggot friends on me in some vain attempt at hurting my feelings. it didnt work. now i just feel justified in refusing to be your friend
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>>44222128
are you a cis man
>>
:O
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it didnt have to be like this. you could have just said "no thank you" and i'd have moved on. but you just had to make a big fucking deal about it. what a sad, pathetic thing you are. you will only ever be a whore for men to use. you're not some pure tradwife or whatever retarded shit you tell yourself.
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i have work in the morning. i'm done. enjoy your miserable life, valerie. i would feel pity for you if it wasn't for this juvenile shit you pulled.
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>>44222072
ok, well whatever silly made up patriarchal woo-woo shit you're indoctrinated into is meaningless. that is my point
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>>44222132
>sicked
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i take advantage of severely mentally ill people with shit taste in partners and that dear reader is why i am not an incel, but a chad
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>>44222217
Actually both are acceptable spellings, sicced it just more common
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i really bated this moid into spilling his guts out for people completely uninvolved in the Situation
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the small minded moid is easily baited
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>>44222228
>it just more common
okay mr. orc guy
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maybe i'll post the results of our photoshoot
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>>44222236
Who are the characters
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it was never about the shirt
it was never about the salad
it was never about texting back fast enough
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my wife calls me big sister
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Glad I'm a real incel if this is how men that date troons behave
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>>44222270
the nasty Chud and the Boymoder
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>>44222279
What was it about
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>>44222282
omg my wife calls me little sister, let's go on a double date
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>>44222286
The chud, his pipe, and the boymoder
By J K Rowling
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>>44222282
>>44222293
Can you not be incestuous freaks for ten minutes
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incest is fine hitler
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>>44222284
the ones that are halfway decent troon out on you and the ones that don’t are just disease ridden sadistic porn addicts
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>>44222303
Incest is Hitler Hitler
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incest = good
discrimination against sisterly love = bad
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hating incest is performative
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>>44222308
It is terrible to be
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>>44222320
"look at me, i have the same opinion as 99% of the population i'm just like you, normies!"
god that attitude bugs me.
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>>44222320
Yeah I'm performing my hate right now you sick fuck
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>>44222331
yawn
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>>44222330
Stop talking like an anime you will never rape your sister for real
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i've raped my sister many times
was it "real" rape? no but it felt good
is she my "real" sister? no but moaning the words "big sister" feels good
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mmg is like a pack of wild dogs
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wild dogs? where?
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>>44222355
Incredibly sad incredibly cringe worthy larp
>>
that one wasn't even particularly unbelievable
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>>44222355
actually based
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we are sorely missing discussion centered around dogs
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I hope they do put us in death camps
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i wonder if my dog would let me suck him off?
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>>44222384
As my little sister played the dogs took her away ok
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>>44222398
Mental health
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>>44222410
my mental health would improve!
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in my dream(my dreams are doglike because I have canid features that make me doglike) there was a dog and I felt so at peace he really liked me
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in my doglike dream i'm worshipping the knot of a large werewolf with my tongue
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>>44222413
Manual breathing and aware of your tongue and embarrassing memory
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she’s casting them like spells
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>>44222421
omg i have the same dream
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>>44222427
i'm sorry i don't think those things are related to this blowjob i'm considering giving to my dog
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>>44222415
You're not dog-like you just hate yourself. You're a weeaboo but for dogs. The Japanese hate weeaboos. Dogs hate you.
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>>44222433
hot
do it and let us know how it was
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>>44222432
omg let's double team a knot bestie!
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>>44222433
I bet your dog is underage too so you're also a paedophile
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>>44222436
dogs LOVE me actually. I have videos proving it~ ;)
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>>44222421
it’s insane how long it’s kept in
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>>44222444
he's 5 >:)
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>>44222442
we can kiss with it between our mouths aww
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>>44222449
it's pretty hot isn't it
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and when the knot pops out and half of the huge load drains out of her hole onto her thighs and ass @_@
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>>44222456
omg yesss that would be so amazing
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>>44222447
He knows if he doesn't play along for the camera you'll dry enter him again
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>>44222468
dogs fuck me, and we have plenty of lube :P and they like it!
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>>44222475
How's your dad
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>>44222485
IDK! who cares?
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>>44222492
:) got
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got?
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excited to host my first low stakes poker game
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>>44222503
Luckyyy are you doing all proper rules and everything?
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>>44222512
yeah i got shit set up at a gambling den in a coffee shop near me
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>>44222516
Taking a rake or playing it straight?
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>>44222521
naw they’re gonna be putting stuff like car keys and house titles on there so no fee
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>>44222533
Low stakes huh, you gonna win krusty's kid's violin
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>>44222539
it’s never that serious but there was some people putting up shares before
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cowbot
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>>44222580
She died
Aids
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>>44222586
honestly that's too good for her
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are we detecting some cowbot particles?
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is cowbot love really that good?
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oh it's so good
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There's too many normies here, I'm not gonna post
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im love starved
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It’s ridiculous how big my boobs are getting wtf?
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>>44223264
Are you on prog?
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no more jobsite guys
I's sad today
a moment of silence for a fallen moder (andy)
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>>44223275
Not yet lmao
>>
I feel good after gooning
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>>44221697
her?



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