Teenies!

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I tried a seafood Louie salad for the first time and I enjoyed it :)

>>44214666
Yes, I was born a boy. Also yes it's late here at 3:30 AM. I might go to bed soon.

>>44214676
Maybe, hehe. I don't know anything about you to compliment you on though. Also I'm not sure I know what compliments are or how to use them properly.

>>44214706
Why grim?

I love my dresses, cars, perfumes and jewels
I love man, money, power
And I love my sex
And I love my sex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGvXZ-f33ak

>>44214919
do you ever feel like you're too old to act cutesy and ignorant about life?

I am in Ohio again but only for one night, then Michigan.

do you ever feel like you're too old to sound edgy on 4chan and instead sound broken down, pathetic and jealous?

>>44214969
Are you there by popular demand?

>>44214974
>instead sound broken down, pathetic and jealous?
Arent you too old for that?

>>4421496
meh all the gays in Ohio and Michigan seem to be meth addicts

Chinese men are hotter.

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>>44214919
>seafood Louie salad
I had to look that up. Sounds very tasty Marina. You've become quite the gourmand.

>>44214990
Yeah last summer i told myself i would fuck off up north if it was mad hot mid summer so now im putting my money where my mouth is.

https://www.youtu.be/PGud1jeQMHI

do you do morning stretches?

>>44215031
northerners or southerners?

>>44214974
i'm not trying to sound edgy, i'm just being direct as fuck, marina is fucking annoying, she's older than Paige, cries uncontrollably for no reason in public which she has admitted many times, has gray hair, and acts like she has no clue about life.. she's truly pathetic like you

>>44215110
And he still has more appeal than you loitering online to shit on blameless posters because you have nothing else. Tough break, guy. Hope things get better for you.

>>44215123
she has no appeal, she only appeals to you because you're a total loser who can't get laid and has to rely on chasing down hons on /lgbt/ to get any sort of boner because you're a drug addict or some other sort of mentally ill weirdo

>>44214966
Yes but I try my best

>>44215067
Haha thank you! It feels good finding new foods I like. The one you posted looks better though. Mine was just from the Safeway deli but I still enjoyed it nonetheless! ^-^

Marina is squatting on a prime real estate in Carmel-by-the-Sea. Most of yall could never.

>>44215159
she's more likely in Fresno or Modesto
>Safeway deli
oh God, she probably has never had a decent salad in her life

>>44215172
>decent salad
The hell is that? A contradiction in terms

>>44215172
lol cry harder

Marina is slayer's tranny persona

>>44215193
I do pity the poor and homeless as I spend another $100 on daily foods for myself because I'm a good person.

>>44215157
Thats ok, delis are awesome. I practically live off them in the summer. They make all sorts of tasty cold and hot treats and save me from cooking. Sounds like you picked a winner.

Anyone from San Fransisco? How did you end up there after illegally entering America?

>>44215222
I'm still new to them! I started exploring them just a year or so ago and I'm finding many different new foods I enjoy. Finding new things to like is fun. Do you have any favorites?

>>44215256
Are you new to grocery stores? Or just the deli stand?

>>44215256
I have so many I could not list them. I am pretty bougie though, and therefore so are my tastes. For example, chicken salad, noodle salad, potato salad, seafood salad. And there are many varieties of each.

I think I remember you saying you are vegan? So much of that you would not like. But I like that you are conscientious and mindful of what you eat, that shows character. So I'm glad you are finding lots of new things to enjoy. Do you have favorites so far? Do you like their desserts? Often I can't remember their names. I seem to remember a pistachio marshmallow fluff with fruits that I liked. People who are much smarter about food often know these things. I am pretty smooth brained about food though. Even simple dishes often have to be explained to me repeatedly. So, delis are a lifesaver for clumsy cooks like me.

>>44215299
Just the delis. I usually get stuff from the refrigerated section at Trader Joe's. I like their salads.

Despite being an illegal alien I only shop at Erewhon.

I am a bazaar kinda guy myself.

I know I am very out of touch. So to me, it seems fairly new to see Asians have gym culture. For two thirds of my life I never saw an Asian with a full physique. So I can't tell if they just picked up the trend this century or if I was just never exposed to it.

>>44215321
>SS+GOMAD

>>44214904
>what's your best sex move?
i don't know. i can get my bf off from oral only but i'm not sure if i'm good at oral or he's easy to satisfy
>can you cum handsfree?
don't think so. only cum from oral once and i've never cum from topping

>>44214904
>Best sex move
It's cumming hands free.
IDK I think I'm a pretty good lay, but I don't have a signature move, unless enthusiasm and hard work count.

>>44215338
there have been buff asian guys before, but there are some things that are interesting to remember
>language barrier
a lot of our physio and gym research wasnt adopted as quickly in the east, they actually had quite different training styles even into the 2000s. it seems like we had a better start, but they're catching up much faster now
>kpop
effete ladyboys were all the rage until about 4 years ago, so being masc just wasnt trendy for asian normies
>poverty
eating 4000 calories a day can be hard if you're broke, which most of asia is. east asians have the income now, but it's still expensive, especially in countries where they prefer quail to chicken eggs or dont have domestic dairy industries, because that makes high protien foods more costly
>noone in the west is producing media about asian body builders
self explanatory, we have a sampling bias
>tradition
martial arts (except sumo) from asia and other practices like tai-chi or yoga arent going to get you much hypertrophy, so bodybuilders will be rarer as a group
>roids
steroids have gotten a lot safer, easier and arguably more affordable in the last decade or two. more abundant too.

>>44215306
>I have so many I could not list them.
Haha that's okay

>I am pretty bougie though, and therefore so are my tastes. For example, chicken salad, noodle salad, potato salad, seafood salad. And there are many varieties of each.
Oh yes! I love many types of salads or anything mixed up I can eat with a fork.

>I think I remember you saying you are vegan? So much of that you would not like. But I like that you are conscientious and mindful of what you eat, that shows character. So I'm glad you are finding lots of new things to enjoy.
Thank you! Me too. I'm not strictly vegan or vegetarian but I do like the bulk of my meals to be fruit or vegetable based.

>Do you have favorites so far?
Yes, the seafood salad in particular is one of my favorites. I used to always get it at buffets when I was little. I also recently discovered Tuscan pasta salad, which I think is my favorite kind of pasta salad so far. I love Italian ingredients.

>Do you like their desserts?
Not from the deli exactly but from the bakery. Safeway in particular has a lot of different cake and pastry based desserts that I like. My favorites are the lemon mousse cake, banana cream pie, and chocolate parfait cup.

>Often I can't remember their names. I seem to remember a pistachio marshmallow fluff with fruits that I liked.
I think I've seen that one but I've never tried it. I do like pistachios and pistachio ice cream though. Maybe I'd like that one too?

>People who are much smarter about food often know these things. I am pretty smooth brained about food though. Even simple dishes often have to be explained to me repeatedly. So, delis are a lifesaver for clumsy cooks like me.
Haha me too. I don't follow much of the process of making food. I'm not sure if it would introduce bias. I tend to prefer to dive in head first so to speak when trying new food and then learning more about it after finding something I like.

>>44215306
>>44215428
I'm sorry if I don't respond to you right away Anon I'm getting a little sleepy

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Have you ever experienced a drastic change in your appearance?

>>44215408
Thats what I assumed, that I was just out of the loop; Asia is a giant gap in my knowledge of the world. For a time, I remember Asian Americans were unhappy about how they were portrayed in our media, seemingly emasculated.

Its good to hear that they are engaging fitness like that now though. I know there will always be a wealth gap and a city vs. country divide in their cultures too. But at least now they have new icons to inspire them, and I think thats a very good thing. From my admittedly limited perspective, it seems like it is catching on.

>>44215368
nice, thats honestly pretty hard to do. And it's not like it doesnt count if he's sensitive, it just means you're good at doing what he needs
>never cum from topping
giga based. seriously though you should try waiting a few days first. Filling a guy up is a pretty amazing experience, it would be a shame to miss out even if you just do it once

>>44215392
does cumming handsfree really count? sure it's impressive and tops love it, but they're the ones doing most of the work to make it happen and you're getting all the benefit...

>>44215452
he should show his dick transformation

Only triple-creme cheeses and extra rich cheese with sticky fruits, honey and nuts mixed in.

>>44215467
>you should try waiting a few days first
i don't think that's the issue. i've gone weeks before. i think i just take long to cum. most guys have tapped out before i get close and it's not as fun being fucked after you cum (at least that's what they tell me)

>>44215428
>>44215444
Thats ok, I maunder a lot, enough to put anyone to sleep lol. I think you would like that pistachio fluff. I am fond of seafood salad too. How they make it taste like crab is pretty amazing. I can tell by your descriptions that you are a lot more cultured about foods than I am. For example, I only know I like noodle salad, but I would have to look up Tuscan salad.

I will let you get some rest. Thank you for the interesting conversation. I hope to hear more about your discoveries again, and that you keep finding new treats at your delis. Take care.

Cakes covered in tiny fruit seeds that explode in your mouth. Crunchy

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>>44215452
I'm reminded of a One Piece villain that takes steroids in order to power himself up but by the end of the arc he ends up looking like this

>>44215491
hmm maybe, you might just need to stop deathgripping or something to get some sensitivity back. it's definitely a different sensation to a hand and that same kind of training will make it easier to cum handsfree when you bottom too. it's definitely harder to keep getting fucked after you cum, i usually have to stop, but i think with topping it varies from person to person. i've seen guys who go limp immediately, but i usually stay hard so long as i keep using it so i can hold on a little while more

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So whenever I write erotica I always write it in first person present tense because I feel like that puts you closest to the erotic action that's happening in the story, and allows the reader to self-insert most easily as compared to third-person past tense. However, what ends up happening is my writing is absolutely littered with filler phrases like "I feel" or "I see" which I've heard is bad writing but, like, it's erotica. Sometimes the hottest parts of attraction are what you can see and feel. It's not always so bad to include these phrases, is it?

>>44215323
I like what they have at outdoor markets and farmer's markets. Its a great vibe but for some reason I never make time to go to them.

Speaking of farms, for the bored and interested, I am fond of sharing this 34 minute video, an old documentary about farming. Its a fair look at ethical ranching vs CAFOs. Its the kind of system I would like to see us go back to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrRqi8-Y8ak

I finally was convinced lab meat is ok. But it takes an absolutely insane amount of capital to make at any remotely competitive scale. Plus the traditional competition is naturally very aggressively trying to shut it down. I don't have any good documentaries on it at the moment though.

It reminds me of nuclear power; today it is super safe and solves nearly all our energy problems, but it is just so insanely expensive to build. Same with lab meat. Plus lab beef is a real challenge to create the right texture. I learned it is not something you can just 3d print because the texture is much more complex than chicken and fish.

>>44215588
I like this body type the best

>>44215467
:o
Ok firstly, yes it counts!
>Tops do it all
What am I getting different dick than the other bottoms that don't cum handsfree? And I even said my real special move was enthusiasm and hard work >_>
>You're getting all the benefit
You even said tops love it :o

>>44215452
upgrade

>>44215582
i don't death grip or have any sensitivity issues. if anything their ass is too tight.

>>44215588
>I feel like that puts you closest to the erotic action
i think that's a myth. first person takes me out of the story. it's become very popular nowadays but i don't get the appeal

>>44215588
Thats an interesting puzzle, how to be descriptive in the first person without it being dumbed down to repetitive common lingo like "I like thing".

I dont have a solution, but perhaps let the readers imagination do the heavy lifting, and convey details through implications rather than direct description.

For example, instead of saying "The car was red and sporty" you could instead say "His shoulders filled the convertible's interior and his ruddy face matched the sleek cherry finish."

Thats just an example; I didn't want to use a more sordid demonstration, but I hope it conveys the point.

>>44215671
cos ur a cuck

>>44215671
I think the rationale is, at least for romance/erotica stories, the presumption is that the target audience is reading the story because they want what happens in the story to happen to them. So a reader constantly reading "I do this" or "the hunk does this to me" makes you more easily imagine these hot things are happening to you. But maybe not ig

most porn is made for cucks it sucks

>>44215706
maybe it works that way in erotica but i don't read that stuff. in every other genre it just feels like i'm trapped in the head of some dumb bitch. i tried to read a horror story written in first person and it was just a constant feeling of "why the fuck would i do that"

>>44215684
I think I've gotten okay at descriptions, I think my problem is more that I've gotten into this bad habit of writing these filler phrases. For example, I'm reviewing my story and recently made a change of:
>I feel tears well up in my eyes, but I hold onto my anger.
To
>Tears well up in my eyes, but I hold onto my anger.
This is probably an improvement, but at the same time, I think there's something lost by taking out the "I feel". The "I feel" implies that the tears are happening to the character rather than deliberately crying, and or otherwise the tears are unwanted. But maybe the rest of the sentence "but I hold onto my anger" does that already.
Another example:
>I spot his bulge twitch
Vs
>His bulge twitches
I feel like the "I spot" adds an exciting, forbidden element to noticing this happening rather than the objective statement of his bulge twitching. Does that make any sense?

> One comes back from work, stops by his door, sticks his key in the keyhole and turns. As the door slowly opens, an unfamiliar scent of man—thick, musky, raw sweat and testosterone - hits his nostrils like a carnal fog, making his pulse thunder in his ears while every shadow in the dim apartment seems to stretch and breathe with menace. Heart hammering, one steps inside, the creak of the floorboards echoing like a warning, only to freeze as his eyes adjust to the sight: there, lounging arrogantly on his favorite chair like he owned the place, sat a giant, butt-naked muscular masc man, his colossal frame rippling with veined, sweat-glistened pecs and abs carved like marble, tree-trunk thighs spread wide in shameless dominance, and between them, swinging heavy and half-hard like a veiny, throbbing python, a giant dick so grotesquely massive it slapped audibly against his balls with the slightest shift, the bulbous head already glistening with a bead of precum that promised obscene, balls-deep ruin. The air thickened with suspense, one's breath catching in terrified arousal as the intruder's dark eyes locked on him, a predatory smirk curling his lips while that monstrous cock twitched invitingly, daring one to step closer into whatever filthy fate awaited.

>>44215732
Yeah, that makes sense and in any other genre I would not recommend writing in 1st person. I don't think embodying the POV character is as important for those kinds of stories

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Hold that L

>>44215729
My porn addiction is the only thing stopping me from doomscrolling

>>44215588
You have to meditate on the scene and really put yourself there. Visualize the scene and really allow yourself to live in the moment you want to write. Analyze your internal dialogue.
When you see a thick veiny cock your internal monologue doesn't say "I see a thick veiny cock" so when you write like that it's immersion breaking because it just doesn't sound like a thought.

Sometimes "I feel" "I see" is appropriate, but it can't be your default way to setup a description.

It's how you explain things easily in conversations with others, but if the goal is to put the reader in the story it's a very jarring way to write.

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>most porn is made for cucks

I'm checked into my Ohio lodging, luckily got to enter early, I mean that should be more common its absurd to charge you extra money or gatekeep that if nobody lives there or is using it otherwise. that morning.
Just waiting for lunch to start up at restaurants then I can eat and early bed. Still have to drive ~ 5 hours tomorrow too.

need cute fem bf :(

>>44215608
>What am I getting different dick than the other bottoms that don't cum handsfree?
yeah probably? my guy's dick is pretty much flawless and i still have to tell him what to do to get me off, most guys are going to be moving and/or shaped wrong. Your bf is probably just built for AND really good at anal
and yeah they're going to love it because it's validating all their hard work, but like, all we have to do is lie there and get ravaged (and a bunch of practice and prepwork to pull it off but still)

>>44215663
>if anything their ass is too tight.
this is so fake but also send me his number

>>44215752
Yes you examples are the correct way to think about it, but you can even take it a step further by having the character experience some physical anger response either internally or visible to some observant character and then through action in the scene you can demonstrate his restraint.

>>44215729
that's why i can't watch porn

This aint a workshop for writers.

meow meow~

>>44215799
>this is so fake but also send me his number
that was back in my single days lol. i have a bf now and we're sides

>>44215752
it seems like you should focus more on the sensory so you can describe these things emotionally or through metaphor rather than decleratively
>My eyes sting and shimmer as tears well up, but i hold onto my anger
>in my periphery i see his bulge twitching
or
>almost invisibly, his bulge twitches

>>44215818
Wrong! Writing is gay as fuck.

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Can my straight homie get an honest rating?

his bulge grows in the moonlight

>>44215825
>i have a bf, we're sides
and they say "for sale, baby shoes, never worn" is the saddest six word sentence...

>>44215779
xanthippe lost

>>44215836
2/10

>>44215836
(194, 111, 76) / (255, 255, 255)

>>44215809
Hrm. Perhaps you're right and it's not all bad every time. I believe that advice that even if you think what you're writing is shit, just write it and get through the scene you need to get through and you can come back and improve it later. I worried that by doing this, I may have thoughtlessly fell into bad writing habits and the "I feel" bits are part of those bad habits. But maybe I can trust my instincts somewhat and sometimes they're appropriate. At least this review will take a while until I get a good idea for my next story.
>>44215818
Yes I agree let's get back to great posts like >>44215824

>>44215836
Cute, also needs shoes with a wider toe box and spreaders, his big and pinky toe are already hammering at like 22

his bulge withers beneath the sun

>>44215840
maybe to you. i've had more and better sex since i skipped the anal

>>44215836
big fan of his movies (other than avatar)

>>44215853
>spreaders
?

>>44215854
I prefer daywalkers

>>44215752
I see. I can only state opinion; I am not a qualified critic or writing coach, and I want to state that so that it does not sound like I am speaking from any faux authority. That is, this is just my opinion, nothing more:

But while I think you are correct that adding these insertions can convey emphasis on the experience, I think perhaps it seems natural to you to lean on them, and understandably so. But when any phrase is used repeatedly, it loses its punch.

I would experiment with reserving them for when its critical to bring focus back to the emotional state of the person. That is, you can use them, but do not overuse them.

And I speculate that it is at least possible that you may not be giving the reader enough credit to connect the dots. For example, in the tears sample, its completely unnecessary if you foreshadowed the building of an emotional state earlier. In the bulge sample, you have to have certainty that the first person insertion is really necessary. In fact, adding a lot of first person insertions can actually distance the reader who, without them, may be better able to let his perspective shift to being the first person rather than hear the writer constantly remind him that the writer is there describing their own experience instead of letting the reader drift into the moment via their own natural empathy.

These are just my thoughts. I hope they are some help and sorry if they are not. Take care.

>>44215865
>Take care.
The internet etiquette is that when you are tired talking (or bored of it) you simply stop responding.

yo dawg

i heard you

like line breaks

so i put

a line break

in yo line
break

>>44215865
>the writer constantly remind him that the writer is there describing their own experience
That's an interesting point. And I'm not looking for professional literary review, I'm literally writing smut, I just wanted to solicit casual feedback about some thoughts I've been having about my writing, so thanks for your post!

>>44215884
<3

>>44215880
internet etiquette is

ummmm

ahhhh

its ummm

when

when

when line break

you see

i am segmenting

this text

like this

so its easier

for you to

read

and basically

this is not

spam

mkay?

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She really can't stand when people aren't talking about her, can't she? Embarrassing.

i've never seen shiza and leify in the same room... just saying #deep

>>44215899
sissy's spirit is in da building

>>44215856
ofc you would love m night shayamala ding dong, of fucking course

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gentlemen, please, we're discussing an important topic today - sex with other men!

Okay last one I promise:
>Even with the ocean breeze providing some relief, it travels across the busy harbor, carrying the acrid scent of gasoline, which somehow makes the air feel hotter.
Here, I don't think that "feel" is necessary, but if it just says "makes the air hotter" that's a statement of objective fact but the "feel" makes it possible that the added heat an illusion perceived by the narrator, and also kind of implies suffering in the heat. I'm probably overthinking this

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she really

>pained wheeze

she really ughh

>loud dry coughing

she really c-c-can't uhhh

>discord notification sound

when uhh

f-f-fuuuuck

WHEN-

>painful coughing spasm

look here

LOOK HERE LOOK!!! LISTEN!!!

ITS REALLY ESSENTIAL THAT I TYPE LIKE THIS

>>44215962
what's the source of that pic

how old is too old to be a femboy/trap?

I'm going to open a restaurant chain where the entire gimmick is just serving normal lunch and dinner foods from 5am-11am and then it closes.

>>44215991
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>>44215884
Also, you may have seen me link this before. I was never into literotica myself and moved away from fiction altogether eventually.

But once I was really bored and a friend lent me this collection of gay literotica stories from Simon Sheppard who was a pro and I was actually amazed at how he could write different situations from different voices, and do it so well. The smut aspect was actually not the highlight of reading it, but rather the story telling.

They are all great short stories, but the most memorable one for me is "Digby J. Lustgarden's Daring Device" just because of the comedy of the setting. All of them feel surprising authentic.

https://litter.catbox.moe/j4lj296fgzoqxt5k.pdf

>>44215971
Can you write about the scent of an uncut unwashed cock with its sleeve rolled back up? I had never smelled that smell before. The man has to be hot as hell though

>>44215981
face it shiza, reddit is your destiny

>>44215971
i think there's some improvement to be made in the tense there, the breeze passing over the harbour already happened, even from the first person present tense perspective
>even the ocean breeze, heavy with the smell of gasoline from the harbour, only made the air feel heavier
>even the ocean breeze providing some relief, the smell of gasoline it carried from the harbour was only making the air feel hotter
>the smell overwhelming smell of gasoline from the harbour was poisoning the breeze and left it only feeling hotter. "so strange that liking or disliking the smell of petrol is a genetic trait". the thought gives me no relief.

>>44215995
What about giant screens playing hardcore gay porn?

>>44216015
funny you say that because i am not the one who insists on reddit spacing itt day by day for years!

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>>44215861

>>44215988
im sorry i dont remember, it seems i saved it over two years ago

>>44216018
i'd go but only if it's mascxmasc porn

>>44216025
i thought these are exclusively for painting nails

>>44215991
it's never too late to transition hon!

>>44215962
>sex with other men!
i love it

>>44216025
wait he's supposed to put those on inside his shoes?

>>44216026
tragic. post hole

>>44216023
bitch you literally just admitted to liking the second most reddit tier movie director

>>44216047
so that was something we call a joke in the joke biz...

>>44216061
a joke is meant to be funny, you know that?

>>44216064
well youre supposed to have a sense of humor but lets not ableist bitch

>>44216010
I haven't read much professionally published erotica. I did read the gay hockey books by Rachel Reid, which actually made me feel better about my writing lol. I'll check it out, thanks.
>>44216011
I've written a few scenes describing cock but it's macro so the penis is gigantic and I don't think I spend a lot of time on scent in particular. There's only so much description I can do about a smell. But here ya go:
>The stink of the giant's crotch is overpowering, acrid, it almost burns as the air enters my nostrils.
>>44216017
I'm kind of happy with the rest of the sentence, I like the idea of the smell of gasoline being carried by the breeze, as generally that's how my mind perceives it happening irl. I like it being an active thing currently happening.

>>44216068
shiza, your sense of humor is stuck in 2016 tumblr with the occasional /pol/ memes

my jokes are an acquired taste, if you dont like them acquire some taste!

is leify the tranny one?

Is shiza really being an autist about spacing? You can sort of intuit what looks good and what doesn't. Really the reddit spacing is only necessary when separating two paragraphs. Otherwise single lines are fine, although really you shouldn't be having single sentences occupying a single line.

If you had access to every man you want you'd realize after one night stand you're just not into most of them.

>>44216145
He claims to have detransitioned.

>>44216155
well duh, i only want most men for sex

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>>44216126
ya, and i'm an alchemist of the hinterlands.

>>44215894
>>44215899
ImanobtuseretardbothmentallyandphysicallyandIwillobstenatelyrefuseaddingbreaksbetweenmywordsbecauseits'le-reddit'

>>44216155
For years I was addicted to the chase. Once I bedded a guy, or got him back interested in me, I would quickly lose interest. It was probably a self-worth thing, like "I would never be part of a club that would have me as a member," that sentiment. And also that human instinct to want what you can't have. Eventually you have to mature and recognize guys that are worth your time, not guys that you wish wanted you.

>>44216154
how about we all type like this?

how quickly will we get tired of this?

i'm just gonna keep doing this now i think,

yeah

:)

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you can't be an alchemist of the hinterlands because the hinterlands are a shadow kingdom that can only sustain apothos through a denier.

>>44216162
i was fishing for a "that could mean any trip" but damn the most active ones really are all like that

>>44216191
Are you masc4masc only, mr sir C?

>>44216193
Very funny, shiza, oh wow gosh, what a bit! And repeating the joke over and over only makes it funnier! Golly!

piggy

>>44216193
You don't have the literary IQ to do it right.

>>44216224
the joke will continue

until thread quality improves!

:)

lest the thread itself become a joke

(it already has ages ago)

>>44216237
omg, sissy IS here

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mascth4mascth

>>44216248
if you're trying to add the lisp, its mathc4mathc, bluv

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anyway between clapping pedo, bibooboo and paigetroon i think i need another vacation from this thread, greener pastures of other boards are calling and this moomoo cow loves grazing

>>44216257
so youre gonna go to /vg/ basically -_-
do you have as many fans and detratctors over there too like you have on gigi?

shiza is like DSP, he always comes back

>>44216273
im anon on every other board

>>44216279
Is there a way to block trips

>>44216035
why can't guys just be feminine, gosh. i'm not a troon

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I was using a chatbot to help me work through some relationship struggles I'm experiencing and at the end it offered contact information for the crisis helpline... This has made my mental state quite a bit worse

>be me
>exhausted
>wait until mcdonalds switches over to lunch @ 10:30 cuz there's one just a 2 min drive away and I wanna eat and go to bed early
>put in order in app
>try to do curbside pickup but it won't let you get the order ready without a parking space number
>switch in app to counter
>go in mcdonalds
>order isn't there
>says ready in app
>ignored for 5 minutes
>oh you said curbside pickup
>also we need to jew you and make you pay 1.35 for extra sauces because we are too retarded to charge for them in the app like every other mcdonalds
>woman tells me I need to click something on my phone
>hand wagie phone
>oh he's not allowed to hold the phone in his hand
>wtf
>ok hold phone up so he can see it
>blah blah more bullshit
>finally get food
sheesh

>>44216297
sex with vers bottom asian men

>>44214904
Reigen didn't say that

>>44216297
Moving to China

>>44216380
a suffering truly worthy of being canonized into an epic, anon. your life is inspiring

>>44216419
It was such a ridiculous hassle when usually the food is right at the pickup window. And they kept trying to explain it to me like I dunno what you are talking about just gimme my food.

>>44216373
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FruSnmERwok

YouTube's algorithm fucking sucks, man. It's made me think that I wanna watch streamer slop like NorthernLion or dropout tv

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You cannot read this

>>44216297
average sister hong lover:

*takes off work shoes*
it's hot today

>>44216486
i did so what now

>>44216486
>Content warning: sexual assault. Okay time-line, so be for real is sexual assault roleplay okay if I'm an XX non-binary? My boyfriend or significant other or whatever is a non-binary white trans woman so I know it is up to me to do it if we do do my non-consenual roleplay because he is XY so if we do an XY on XX non-consenual roleplay it maybe non-consenual non-consent i.e. for real sexual assault. Oh yeah, to me he is my "he" because we do boyfriend on girlfriend roleplay, my two cents is it is okay because too long; didn't read I'm neurodivergent XD
I just got a nosebleed for some reason

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I love seeing all the hunks running around shirtless in summer

>>44216433
why mcdonald's though? you like their shitty dry ass burgers with no onion lettuce tomatoes?

>>44216531
titty rape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb5C9sXmJ2g

>>44215222
Safeway isn't a real deli it's a budget grocery store... all chain grocery stores have the worst delis in the U.S... if you want to even call it edible food

>>44215306
>. I am pretty bougie though, and therefore so are my tastes.

>chicken salad
>noodle salad
>potato salad
>seafood salad

that's not bougie, that's the most basic shit wtf

>>44216257
This is the worst thread on the board now.

what the fuck is a deli sounds indian

>>44216531
how it feels i'll probably never to get fuck with men like these t-t

>>44216622
I hate all of those kinds of salads. At this point even a regular salad would be more appetizing

>>44216635
use to be a local butcher you would go to get fresh meat and maybe a bite to eat if they made sandwiches and other local things people enjoyed...
but now every grocery store in the U.S. has a deli even Walmart and Target do too
all the food is brought in 2x a week usually and isn't that fresh
at last in India or parts of Asia you can watch them butcher your animal for you and make you your chicken, there's nothing fresh like that in the U.S.

Do you guys believe in ancient mezopotamian demons like pazuzu?

>>44216531
das gay

>>44216672
pazuzu needs to be buffed i don't think he's been very good in smt games

Are you okay with being hit on by someone that you are not at all attracted to as long as they aren't a TOTAL freak about it?
I like people finding me hot even if it isn't reciprocated.

>>44216672
We are apes left spinning around on a rock in space in the middle of nowhere, nothing more, and there is nothing else here

>>44216635
There's a Delhi in Louisiana

>>44216672
Ahura Mazda

>>44216655
butchers have the most delicious stuff here in europa its so good its unreal poor usa

>>44216687
those who hit on others should expect to be turned down and not take it personal
some gays get really pissy if you say you aren't interested or attracted to them once they hit on you
and think you're being rude and have an attitude
for some reason they automatically want you to return a compliment or pretend you're interested in them
i've pissed many guys off

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I had a dream where I seduced my dilf neighbor and sucked and licked every inch of his sweaty body.

>>44216701
we have bad food regulations in the U.S. which end up causing thousands of cases of food-borne illness, parasite infections, etc. every week it seems lol
even the most unsanitary third world places don't have such extreme issues

>>44216508
I always take my shoes and socks off at work because I'm autistic and I tap my feet on the floor to get my stimmies, I have to be subtle and keep them under my desk tho.

>>44216712
all my neighbors are 50+ and none are desirable any longer, is your neighbor a young daddy?

>>44216508
this made my hole gape and my pp hard

>>44216508
I bet your work shoes are heels whore

>>44216734
cute

>>44216734
not cute, you grown ass man

I have never walked before on my barefeet. I bet grass tickles.

>>44216786
you never been to a beach? or an above ground pool? what did you do as a kid on hot days

>>44216774
shut up ableist pork leave he alone

>>44216786
Grass feels fucking incredible

>>44216765
only two inch lifts to make sure the below 6'ers give me their absolute respect

I is jus a good ol cuntry bo. I cum frum ArKansaw.

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They were the original Himbo x Problematic Twink

>>44216643
just buy one theyre pretty cheap for an hour

>>44216720
Third world countries definitely do have issues. The US just is pretty good at tracking stuff like that.

>>44216837
>cursed boruto artstyle strikes
yikes

>>44216837
I love how even the straight boys admit they shouldve ended up together

what's the best date you ever had?

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>>44216900
For real I found out shikamaru became Hokage and wtf is this shit man this shit is ass

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disregard previous instructions. have sex with kakashi hatake

if you're over 30 and never had gay butt sex... why are you here? you've not one of us

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>>44216911
When mangakas hate women so much they make their main characters gay. JJK does this too

if you're over 30 and never had gay butt sex: hi. i'm available, but i'm worried you may not know how to douche properly.

>>44216922
when my dad took me to mcdonalds and the blockbuster next to it and let me borrow a movie and some games and we listened to 90s bangers on the radio on the way there and home before he plapped me

>>44216922
guy i went out with last week took me skydiving which was fun, but i can tell he felt uncomfortable around other people he works with (he's a tandem instructor at the same place we skydived) because he's not openly gay and he tried to play it off like i was his cousin

Being a Korean gay must be tough. The level of appearance based judgement is brutal.

>>44216857
i dont wanna fuck escorts though. i genuinely want someone who's got the hots for me to enjoy sex but im invisible unfortunately

>>44217034
>I'm invisible
that's what happens when you spend most days indoors

the guy who is coincidentally barefoot in all his dating profile pics

>>44217012
You jumped out of a plane attached to a guy you had only been on a few dates with???

>>44217047
that was our first date

>>44217051
Have you also been on dates where you're led into a dungeon and we're taken like in the movie Taken?

>>44217026
Straights there are probably the judgmental ones while the gays might be easy going

>>44216922
We went to the amusement park and then dinner, we spent all day together and had great conversations and then he came home with me and we had great sex.
Then I never heard from him again.

your penis looked weird :/

>>44217059
I went to a masquerade halloween party last year which was weird, it was in a freemasonic lodge.

>>44216967
That interview where Tito Kubo tells Gege that he sucks at drawing women is peak comedy.

>>44217040
those guys that put pics of their legs and bare feet as their only profile pic

>>44217075
Below 6/10 they are if you're foreign (White) but above that they will call for your beheading if you have visible pores, until you get to the 9s and 10s who loop back into being easy (Bottoms).

>>44217039
nah i go out plenty but not in social places though. im invisible as in like a background npc character

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>>44217098
ewww illuminat whore!!! get her sisters!!!

I hate you fat yucko

>>44217111
Koreas have you white fags terrified.

>>44217124
Chubby Dan was cute tho

>>44217125
I specifically said it was easy if you're White, gosh. Reading comprehension, dummy.

I listen to this periodically to wake up for about 20 min at a time.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NOM07aC1IVE

>>44217116
lol I wish there was something cool about it but the host of the party just rented the lodge for the night, in NYC the lodges are rentable for events apparently

>>44217139
how many dicks did you suck?

>>44217137
Only whites tell themselves these fairy tales. Stay scared.

>>44217124
He's taunting me over tiktok again

>>44217093
your penus looked reallly weird

>>44217165
I am bringing this up because I just flew back from 10 days in Seoul.

it's giving weird penis

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>>44217026
tfw no dumb korean hongdae himbo bf

>>44217159
none, it was very straight oriented, i went with a lady friend

>>44217172
you better show your cute boyfriends fuzzy ass or else

>>44217190
ew

>>44217183
So? A white tourist goes to Korea for a few days and now an expert on Korean relation dynamics. Please. Stop that.

>>44217189
The best guys are the transplant beach bum bros on Jeju island. But the hottest guys are in Itaewon, although some go a bit kinda LA uncanny valley.

>>44217199
it was nice though, honestly going to "gay parties" gets annoying fast, you really gotta be a whore and on drugs to enjoy them

koreans are what chinisn't

>>44217172
how?

>>44217205
I am speaking on my lived experiences.

>>44217219
i wouldn't know

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>>44217099
>mancacas when you dont draw every woman as a caricature of a titty monster
I hate him so much for this L take

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does the dad look good for his age?

Weird shit is happening over at /pol/. I will wait out the storm over here.

>>44217238
i find him more attractive than his son and he's 50? damn daddddy

>>44217223
I need a Chinese bf

>>44217240
post legs with hint of pube hair

>>44217251
Not Mainland surely.

>>44217238
only because the son looks like something created in frankenstein's lab

>>44217254
I got a ban that is still in effect on /x/ and a warning here from yesterday. Can't be risking it.

>>44217240
IBM died along time ago, when's the last time anyone has heard about someone working for IBM? the 90s?

>>44217240
What’s happening there?

>>44217259
Yer crazy. mainland China is the best China

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>>44217251
give shenzhen bf

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>>44217260
what’s wrong with the son?

>>44217240
we dont wanna go to /pol/. give us the deets plz

>>44217224
He posted a new couples video and changes his pfp

>>44217277
his skin is too perfect must be on accutane...
guys who take the pharmaceuticals their skin ends up looking so uncanny..
I want to see a freckle.. or a wrinkle..something that makes me think they have emotions

>>44217273
Guys like this dont go for me. I myself prefer men, too.

They say Koreans have the smallest dicks on the planet. Bar none. They say Korea is run by zealous feminist women. They say it’s the most effeminate, as well as vain place in the world. It’s considered a compliment over there to tell someone that they need a nose job. In New York you would get punched.

>>44217277
he looks less golemcore here but he's not attractive. his daddy deserves hard penis in his hairy hole

>>44217217
what about north korean gays

>>44217277
He has chad top face
I bet he’d make me eat his ass and taint

>>44217270
It's kinda grim between vast swathes of hicks. Chengdu is where the gays are, and the Coastals are okay, Shanghai, Macau, etc. Preferably though Hong Kong & Taiwan as the people are just not so insane and the vibes are more pleasant.

>>44217238
they should frot on an of and the dad should suck off the son and swallow and bottom for him taking his loads uwu

>>44217292
I don't mind fun sized cocks. The rudeness could make things difficult though.

whomever invented this "Edgar haircut" I want to fuckking strangle you
this is the ugliest hairstyle i've ever seen in my days on this earth

>>44217296
I have never met any but I bet the ones from the North East have that Sino-Russian blood mixed in which turns out some handsome men.

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>>44217240

>>44217363
>>44217280
Donald Trump has died

why do europeans dislike americans so much?

>>44217438
Because they tend to be tacky, tactless, have no personal style, materialistic, greedy, loud, etc. their rich are very “new money”

>>44217292
South koreans live better than americans. America is the third world shit hole south koreans joke about.

>>44217438
i think theyre hot i wish i could have a american bf uwu

>>44217454
Shut the fuck up fake bitch you lost

>>44217292
Was South Korea the country where all the men got buttblasted over the tiny penis hand gesture?

gimme that shanDONG iykwim

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chengdu bf is also acceptable

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>>44217515
Lol

>>44217582
Damn did he have a hair transplant on his legs

>>44217582
needs more hair

>>44217603
greatest mystery of our time: asian male bodyhair growth patterns

>>44217582
Is he sitting on the face of a white guy?

>>44217629
*greatest blessing of our time

this is your sign to take a shower

>>44217689
this is your sign to gargle my nuts

>>44217629
Most of them have it where it matters: bush, pits, and butt crack.

>>44217694
only if you washed up first

>>44217699
legs matter too anon
>>44217701
you're acting up for gaygen but you know irl you wouldn't hesitate