What is the tranniest orchestra/band instrument and why is it french horn?
>>44217185FUCKt. french horn player of 4 years in middle/high school
>>44217185actually its the trombone cus you jerk that thang>t. rombonist
Is violin a moidbrained instrument, that’s what I played.
>>44217208it's asian-coded
>>44217185NO WAY GOD DAMMIT>>44217192you too?
>>44217213I’m white but my friend group was all asians
>>44217226yesdid singing after that though because singing was how I repped (can't be a woman if I sing bass lmao)>>44217237high achiever parents?
>>44217200i mean you're basically fisting the bell when you play horn
>>44217267You do not fist the bell. You rest the back of your hand on the inside of the bell, gently, to steady it.
>>44217267yeah but not alwaysin that case the euphonium could also be considered a tranny instrumenton the other hand you basically have to be constantly giving the trombone a blowjob using the tongue, when youre playing a fast passage youre reaching the climax and when you finally land on a note its the orgasmim reconsidering all my life choices rn
>>44217305need me a trombone player
>>44217305also the thumb valve its like fingering it slightlyand when you get the saliva out its the ejaculategod i have to stop now
>>44217337>>44217338>>44217305fuckin dead
>>44217185Guess I'm even more faketrans for picking the flute qq
>>44217558don't worry flute is hsts
>>44217208No, it's gender neutral but also Asian-coded, like piano.
>>44217185It's actually the Euphonium btw. >t. played upright bass in hs
>>44217948Lwk trvke my flamer friend who I'm shocked didn't troon out (but is at least a crossie) played euphonium.
>tfw played euphonium and then trombone
