>>44224764
Yeah I find that cute

>>44224799
Parts of the US have crappy air quality today

>>44224795
oh yeah, show us your photo? are you even attractive? young guys have so many men wanting them, he probably just chose someone better looking who looked more like a top, no offense

>>44224778
Why is his penis so big and mie is so tiny? And why is he kinda also very good looking in face and obv body too...

>>44224788
>it's not gonna be a tall neither a thick order
bro deserves better

>>44224811
i said what i said

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>>44224811
>anon says third world and bro replies with "parts of the us"
you're just soft-balling these jokes in, huh

would you date a bald 26 year old gaygen

>>44224795
Something about sending emotionally charged texts to someone who is very obviously disengaged, omitting the prior drama, and then calling yourself a gentleman while having a meltdown just strikes me as probably being less than transparent and honest and more like hurt and seeking validation which is really weird after just sharing some DMs with a guy.

>>44224830
how do you go bald in 2026

>>44224830
I literally stopped caring about baldness when I got to my late 20s. If he's cute and in decent shape I don't care

>>44224841
Most guys don't bother risking it with the drugs

>>44224824
NTA, but I was the one complaining about not getting to go to the park.
I heard it's hard to move to europe unless you're rich and I heard they even sometimes steal passports from cute twinks and sell them into sex slavery.

gaygenne is this a twink?
>>44224824
>>44224824
>>44224824

>>44224830
>would you date
I wouldn't date anyone at all
>a bald
shit, thin ice
>26 year old
ah it's okay, young balds/shortly trimmed are cute too

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>>44224814
I'm not doxing myself here but I'm yeah I'm attractive. And I'm on 6 figures and own my own home and know how to have a good time.

>>44224830
If he lets me slap my dick and bawls on the bald and cum on it and smear it around

>>44224830
I like shaved guys, yeah.

>>44224847
I wish these guys liked flip fucking twinks

>>44224867
Yass honey weeeerk

>>44224867
then that begs the question why are you single? why not settle down with a guy and make love

>>44224867
>>44224891
i'm not the only one who saw it. he's leaning like that picture of those three twinks at the beach

>>44224830
He would have to be really hot otherwise, I do like nice hair.

>>44224847
cute strong hot sexy slampiggy

>>44224862
more of a twunk imo

Horses love farting for some reason.

>>44224897
that teen dih just b hitting different

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>>44224824
No this is a twink

>>44224901
>>44224891
silence, bitches.
>>44224897
It's a good question. think I'm just a bit of a lone wolf who is quite independently minded and used to being alone really.

>>44224938
Why do you have that saved on your computer?

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I'm yeah
I'm attractive

>>44224938
can't believe you really have photos from shiza's family album

>>44224955
I like challenging goons

>>44224911
twunks are fit idiot they're not just aged out twinks IDIOT

>>44224938
shiza is... hot now?

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>>44224938
i'd say he's fit

Hey mods either this pic is nsfw or you don't think that transwomen are women uwu
>>44224938

>>44224988
I would lick every drop of sweat off his glistning body and wring his socks underwear and tank top straight into my mouth

>>44224950
you need to adopt a stronger belief in a traditional relationship and not give in to hookup encounters and all the unpleasantries that come with that, maybe try tinder, hinge, or talking to someone at your workplace you find pleasing to the eyes.. i believe there is a guy meant for all of us who is in our area right now but the encounters with them we miss out on because we get into doing the same thing everyday mindset and not challenging ourselves to do something different

Please don't let shiza listen to 00s-10s Beyonce songs! Last time it took me all day to calm her down and beat some sense into her because her inner black woman sleeper agent programm was activated after a song and just like the song suggests, she started to think she was a black woman from Houston Texas baby, that she could run(!!), run the world, make millions, was strong enough to bear children and then get back to business, told me fu to pay her and persuaded me to build a nation. Cowboy Carter and past are ok because they're shit.

i should exercise and shower but what if i just didnt
for hours

Younger bald guys or balding guys who cut it short ish have their own kind of hotness if they're already cute. Add some facial scruff and body hair perhaps and some piercing eyes and I usually swoon

Клaвикyляp Бpeйдaн Питepc

>>44225035
Try saying
>Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh-no, no
3 times fast, it's like a tongue twister I swear

>>44224849
looks like he's gonna channel some magic out of his ass

>>44225033
you have a kind heart and a wise head

tried taking in one of shiza's buttplugs... the results were barely in and were already too much to bear for me. fat stretching overfilled bitch. might still fit next time i pay a visit if she cleans it

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>>44225054
boys with buzz cuts

>>44224867
lmao where is your neck, chud

>>44224867
>know how to have a good time
extreme doubt

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me holding my poop in pretending its shiza

>>44225120
do you ever get tired of being this obsessed slayer? or you don't realize it because of a drug addiction

>>44225125
but you cant grab them by the hair :/

>>44225153
shut up methy go yell at your phone

>>44225186
Methy is a state of mind, not a person. All three of you are methys. There are many more menthys in this general.

>>44225198
the other 2 should spitroast me uwu

don't grab my love handles

>>44225217
*sneaks up behind you and grabs them*

grab his lovehandles, it was made for fucking
>>44225221
yeah good job cuck, now let me watch you two in my comfy rocking chair

>>44225217
Can I touch at least

shiza's love handles? more like love handrails. love towing bars

>>44225134
>>44225142
state of you two

>>44225198
>Methy is a state of mind, not a person. All three of you are methys. There are many more menthys in this general.
Weeee are Methy Kiiirrk. Wee carry the flame

nyan~ :3 uwu

evens: goon
odds: no goon

i love how late it's already gotten. i love wasting time

>>44225142
>>44225134
It's a LARP, that's why he's been bitching for 4 hours and won't release the drama

we are shizaaaaa kiiiiink, we carry foreplay

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gaydeath is brutal

>>44225409
oh the 2000's. what a glorious era that was

>>44225409
17 vs 40
is it really a gaydeath? if it was 17 vs 27 i could understand

>>44225400
shiza made fun of charlie's death

Myyy pussy is staarrviiiing-uh

>>44225409
Right is husband coded

>>44224778
This is a real thing, am I allowed to hit on them in DMs? They are begging for it, no?

>>44225099
fartbending

Charlie was a good man. He loved Trump and he loved his chair. All he wanted was peace and you sodomites FUCKING killed him.

They said all methys scare the living shit out of me. They could care less as long as someone will bleed....

>>44225409
Reminder that you keep posting these for more than 12 months, admitted that you only do it for cheap clicks and only now have found a picture that MAY convey that he is ugly even if he's just gotten fat. Even tho we ignore that it's a man nearing his 40s, whose job was to look sexy for the past 20 years, that is now getting fat on drugs and a brain injury and a seizure, that still has a lot of material to jerk off to and that is still nicely looking in the face. Respect your elders bitch.

>>44225409
he's like a year's diet and exercise away from being mobbed thirsty twitter twinks.
nobody will be the same kind of attractive as they were when they were 19.
not being ok with aging or not knowing how to be attractive older is peak faggotry

>>44225433
how dare you sexualize these innocent men who just want to sell their mirrors

>>44225417
shiza makes fun of everything
when your life is pained everything is a joke
was she in her democrat or republican era at the time of charlie kink's death?

>>44225394
obvi, im just simulating activity

>>44225433
Top left does just kind of look like a dad in flip flops taking a picture of a mirror.
The other 3 yes you can though

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i just want to sleep man. they come every 4hrs or earlier. my eyes are heavy. vomit on your mom's spaghetti

>>44225486
More dads should take cluelessly unintentionaly horny pictures of their items that would show their huge big fat thick impressive visible hard/half chubbed dongs on the seller's page

>>44225452
Nono, I just want the mirror...

>>44225486
But dads are my type + maybe his marriage is sexless and his wife is a bitch, you never know until you try.

>>44225409
That's like a 15 year difference

>>44225504
What comes every 4 hours?

>>44225540
her men-struation cycle

>>44225454
i think he was really hating jews at the time, funny because he became a huge fan of netanyahu since

>>44225433
I saw a tiktok tutorial about women doing this once. They'll post feet on facebook marketplace listings then redirect people to their onlyfans when the dms starts flooding in

Workers of gaygen unite!

>>44225486
they are showing their hard dick prints. look at the pictures again and pay attention

The homo experience would improve by over 10000% if all fem and sassy gays evaporated overnight.

two indians two chinese and ONE NIEAGCH- NI- somebody from n- IGERIA sorry im nervous

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>>44225540
nurses and other various hospital staff

>>44225588
Truth nuke

The ottoman empire ain't shit

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>>44225588
>>44225600

>>44225588
why? they are the frontline soldiers of the homo empire

>>44225598
women are so dull

>>44225505
Hot dads who don't realize how hot they are <3

Did people really get upset over having to incinerate the Companion Cube?

shiza is a companion cube but also a sphere from portal but she's a tranny on top of being a gooner and a pervert
companion shiza

Incinerating the shiza cube...

>>44225648
This was a triumph...

>>44225598
Is your name Russian sounding? I doubt you're at my hospital, but I'll refuse Russian sounding 40 somethings today if I get any out of respect.

>>44225659
yes its russian

>>44225632
no

>>44225588
I love sassy fem pure bottoms

>>44225655
This was a shiza
I'm making a note here, "Huge shiza"
It's hard to overstate my shiza-faction
Aperture Schiza
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us, except the ones who are shizzed

[Chorus]
But there's no sense crying over shiza's mistake
You just keep on trying, shiza's run out of a cake
And the schiza gets done, and you make a neat tran
For the shizas who are still alive

>>44225654
shiza doesnt exist. it's a Chinese AI program that runs on my computer

>>44224867
Ok. Werk

>>44225659
what position you have?

>>44225700
For you? Only bottom. Becuase you're a pooner bitch with no dick to penetrate, even a smaller one lul

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>>44225674
yasss

>>44225700
nurse practitioner

Meдcecтpa. NP y них вooбщe типa вpaчa. Moгyт диaгнocтиpoвaть и выпиcывaть лeкapcтвa.

Can't wait to be off of varenicline. I was trying to sleep off the nausea, and it gives some bizarre dreams. This time it was at a nice restaurant and count dankula was there waving his dick around/jerking, and waggling his eyebrows at people going by. Very strange.

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>>44225632
I was more attached to the gnome chompski desu
>>44225700
>what position you have?
Bottom

>>44225734
Hихyя ceбeeee. Чтo тyт пpoиcхoдит и c кaких-пop нюpc пpaктишнep этo пapaлигaл нo для лeчaщих вpaчeй, гдe-тo мeждy фeльдшepaми?

>making food like normal
>can't help but notice i am bricked up through my shorts
it's hard being a healthy man...

BonfireDemon is probably my favorite furry artist.

>>44225588
Nuh huh
>>44225734
>nurse
Gayyy!

>>44225758
ХЗ. Я pyccкyю cиcтeмy нe знaю. Я пpocтo знaю, nurse practitioners - чтo вce paвнo чтo вpaчи.

lesbians are so much better than gays at making media frfr

>>44225723
he said pure, you fucking hole

>>44225803
Name 1 (one) good lesbian made media

>>44225773
he's really good but he has a sharp artstyle when i prefer softer ones, if that makes sense

beloved commie speak!
>>44225757
for me?

>>44225813
matrix 1

>can you explain what you mean by struggle gives life meaning
how am I supposed to simplify that

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>>44225781
Okay. Я тoжe. Hopc пpaктикaнты мoгyт эвoлюциoниpoвaть вo вpaчeй, кaк пpaктикaнт/opдинaтop в cпeциaлиcтa c нишeй? Taм жe тoжe вce нaчинaют c oбщeгo и шиpoкoгo, a пoтoм выбиpaют нишy? Зaчeм я cпpaшивaю, y тeбя жe нeт дaнных чтoбы cpaвнить. И тeпepь нeлoвкo пpoдoлжaть paзгoвop. Cмoтpи, Aзилия Бэнкc. Oй.

>>44225813
Memoirs of Hadrian

>>44225813
shiza

>>44225746
post hole

>>44225588
I don't mind sassy feminine guys unless they're jerks.

>>44225766
post brick

>>44225824
чё oй пидop
зaлyпy cюдa мля

>>44225700
Only an ancillary role. I don't really want to discuss, I just remember you allegedly live close to me and I don't want either of our anonimity to be compromised even if unlikely.

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Too many weird letters in chat I don't understand anything!
>>44225820
>for me?
no lol

>>44225869
i understand.
im not in my 40s tho and am out of state for this.
>>44225881
good im not interested

>>44225895
>im not interested
Rude

>>44225549
*pokes belly button*

I swallowed my (married) boss’s hypothetical children again :/
His balls and taint smell too good I can’t help it :/

>>44225895
Oh good, I hope your treatment goes well and the nurses are kind and responsive

>>44225912
What's the issue?

>>44225868
Я нe пoнимaть твoй oтвeт. Здecь нить paзгoвopa тepяeтcя. Mнe вcё нyжнo пpямo ceйчac кyдa-тo идти, вoт пpямo тoлькo ceйчac и пoтpeбoвaлocь. A eщё нe былo ни oднoгo oтвeтa.

>>44225911
*cums*

>>44225913
thank you. everyone has been very nice. im finally healing well too

>>44225925
He’s married and has kids? He’s ten years older than me?

>>44225847
>>>/hm/2707938

>>44225817
Yeah, you prefer more painterly stuff, right?

>>44225962
maybe you can suck the kids. get the whole line

>>44225977
Um please kill yourself pedo freak

Boys and their toys and their six inch rockets

shizas and their goys and their two inch on a good tranny day rockets

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>mfw cock

Who is the single most important living man?

Girl idk Sam Star is hot even if he's a bit of chubby southern twink now

Did you guys know that every single Republican senator just voted for the US military to become part of the IDF?
I wonder why right wingers always do that sort of thing?

>>44226018
Whatever DL bi guy I'm obsessing over atm

>>44226018
Donald Trump and then me.

>>44226018
Elliot page

>>44226038
Who?

>>44226052
When will you start loving yourself?

>>44226055
Oh I forgot my trip. Not that it’s necessary, y’all can infer that I made that post.

>>44225962
>My steak is too juicy
That's my type and you even have the excuse of a power dynamic if things get dramatic.
Can you make yourself cry?

Wo hui shuo yi dian zhong wen

>>44226094
You’re one of those bottoms who prefer taken guys? Like genuinely that’s sick.. imagine being into home wrecking.. I bet you’re a leftie

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>>44226069
we usually infer youre hiding off trip being a catty cunt so its no surprise LOL

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>>44226063
>When will you start loving yourself?
Maybe later

>>44226112
The irony

i would be a good top

>>44226062
Drag queen trade gorl

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ambidextrous master race
I can't draw with either hand

>>44226137
if you had a dick and was born male. but sadly you're internal organs, hormomes, height, not weight, hips, upper and lower body anatomy and your vagina just get in the way

>>44226112
As if a gold digging thief wouldn't have an affair with someone lmao
Doth protest too much

>>44226137
That's how I know you're vers

>>44226018
adolf hitler

My post was obviously satire right? Getting morality policed by her of all actually spiked my cortisol a bit

>>44226115
>>44226130
>>44226154
Scalp that fake bitch

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Which flavor of white guy do you prefer?

i miss pol pot

>>44226212
None

>>44226212
black men

>>44226212
Idk, among those I can't pick because I'm not a bisexual woman that likes all women and like 3 guys. Probably 2,3,7,8. Last two are the better looking ones. Unironically 8 is kinda the one

>>44226212
7 and 4 both look they could rape me so I'd have to go with them

>>44226194
better keep that pea shooter on hand not that it will protect you from whats coming:3

>>44226176
you're not into feet and that's very offensive to my culture. i just thought you should know, bigot

>>44226268
which culture is that

>>44226212
2 4 5

>>44226212
2 is the only no

>>44226263
you already lost :3 payback failed

>>44226154
Everyone makes mistakes but lefties are more likely to engage in affairs and homewreck than rightwing people with values and character.

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>>44226296
feetfaggotry. DUH

>>44226318
I thought you were talking about left handedness

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>>44226018
Ben

>>44226315
Is this the same anon that tried to dm your bf? Holy obsession

>>44226321
i will never understand you people. the feet are literally the worst part of this photo

>>44226321
uhhhh daddy sexo

>>44226336
yeah it's xanthippe being a lonely no life loser. after the multiple paragraphs and screenshots they sent i can tell by the way he types :3

>>44226212
jews and anglomutts lmao

>>44226268
Who says I'm not into feet?

>>44226315
watch your back :3

>>44226323
Lmaoooo no bitch I ain’t talkin about no lefthandedness.
>>44226365
Excuse me what exactly are you accusing me of? You’re saying I have harassed your imaginary boyfriend?

>>44226383
oooo scary lmao

>>44226328
is that a rat?

>>44226318
>Right wing
>Values and character
Lmao

>>44226365
you always look like you're melting. please stop talking about the select few people being losers that always get your attention, you look like a horchata drink in the sun obsessed with other more than you should be obsessed with how your flipped lipped butter face is looking

The only thing the right wing values is lying for the appearance of strength

>>44226396
life in great shitstain is like that

>>44226398
ppl on both sides of left and right have values and character, and there are ppl on both sides who lack those things
it's pretty equal too

>>44226405
>still have the bf you dont and want desperately
I bet it makes you soooo angry you feel I’m so far below you and sooo much uglier than you but I still am doing better

>>44226419
lol

>>44226419
Yea but the people in power in the right wing are like the army of the antichrist

>>44226365
>multiple paragraphs and screenshots
YIKES how does it feel to have a verified stalker

>>44226396
he's a hamster :(

>>44226445
same difference

>>44226378
you did. you said you didn't care for it

>>44226321
cover those puppies up

>>44226441
He's a retard that accomplishes nothing so who even cares
>durrr i cant send nsfw on tt dms so i had to censors most of the dick pic with a sea star and sunglasses so you have to trust me its him!!

>>44226462
cover my hole. with your mouth

who trying to go home with me?

>>44226473
is your hole hairy

yucko is antagonizing me with his bragging again