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>>44246473>football editionhow tedious
>>44246473pic unrelated I guess
only time iplayed football i had a pair of wire strippers in my pocket fell on them and broke my pinky only time I’ve broken a bone i played soccer on recreational league as a kid i wasn’t very good
I shit in plastic bags in my room and piss in bottles so I don't have to go out to use my shared bathroom with my rando roommate because I'm afraid of people knowing I'm shitting so much because of my poor diet
>>44246647do you at least wash your hands
>>44246655i do actually have a lot of hand sanitizer and wet wipes. Tho it smells really bad even if you close the bags up and tie them off. So I double wrap them and fill them with filler garbage and then sneak them out to the small outdoor dumpster where I'm always scared some trash bandit is going to come rip them open and see the poop everywhere and my landlords who live above me will throw me out
>>44246647what the fuck nona
>>44246664i've actually pavlov'd myself with candles and ferbreeze that anytime I smell them I associate them with poop and they smell like rancid shit to me
should I drink
bot this table from uline for cheap is nice i love uline
>>44246664Do something more creative with disposing your poop bags. Like become a local poop legend where you just leave your poop all around town somewhere
>>44246680Yeah like the piss bandit
>>44246664did you post about this once before and post an image
>>44246680No wtf that's a horrible idea
people definitely smell the shit emanating from your room
>>44246690remember when watashi peed on a bank's doorknobthat was pretty based desu
>>44246647what’s your diet
>>44246473>QOTTnot really. i usually get enthused at the world cup though. proud to be a member of the shittiest team in the cup aside from argentina (FUCK YOU THEY'RE OUR ROCKS) scotland.(desu the WC is just an excuse for us to go to foreign countries and get pissed)>obligatory trainspotting scene image
I had a wonderful time in Edmonton, I got to go to a conservatory and take pictures of so many beautiful plants. It was gorgeous :)
>>44246647what happens when your poop is liquidy? do you still poop in a bag? doesn't it get really messy and leak?
>>44246473>QOTT: do u like to play or watch football?ftm lurker here but I watch a lot of football, played womens flag football in my late teens before fully transitioning at 19
>>44246874wtf? scram poonie get the heck out of here
>>44246880I would send you onto season ending IR alice
>>44246911nta what does that mean
>>44246703nah i keep the door closed all the time plus i'm a faggot and i keep my sex toys just out and about so a slight lingering odor of ass and shit particulatese eminating from below wouldn't register beyond 'damn she was doing a lot of heavy butt stuff and didn't clean out'
>>44246911look here lil poonie, you're like 5 foot 4 maybe, with female bones and a squeaker voice ok you're not intimidating no one now get the frick out of here scram poonie scram
>>44246922you've become accustomed to it so you don't know, also have people seen your toys just lying around?
>>44246945oh surely i have left plugs, collars, lingerie, chastity cages, etc out all the time idc my roommates aren't people to me just things i have to maneuver around in life like other things in life
>>44246957but you're worried about them knowing you shit
>>44246920IR = injured reserve. where players like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIsSVLsjbxk go to.>>44246923get back in the kitchen and bring me my beer woman
>>44246957>oh surelyesl?
>>44246961yeah irrational behaviors like shitting in bags and pissing in bottles as an adult is pretty irrational isn't it? what do you want from me, an explanation about why anxieties exist?
>>44246978Its not just anxiety lol you need some real help before you get wierder. I would know
>>44246976you're the esl lmfao
>>44246473>QOTT: do u like to play or watch football?Not for like, idk, 20 years? Back when I was a dumbass who wanted to smash into people. Now I'm too old or I just don't care to watch any sports.
>>44246978they usually make some kind of sense within the irrationality though, the inconsistency of being fine with them seeing and smelling shitty things you've put up your arse but not knowing you shit in the toilet (they know you shit) is odd
>>44246992What part of the world is starting a sentence with oh surely like that from
>>44247000oh surely if you lived in an English country you would know
>>44247008Is it a southern america thing can't imagine it being something else, it does sound esl though
Oh it sounds a maybe like silver screen southerner, "Oh surely I do Brett, every time I see him it gives me the vapors"
what is with certain people being incapable of processing a common saying in irl speech being put into text. ''oh surely'' is textbook communication in english, what is this psyop
>>44246985i'm a really weird person, but not in an excentric interesting way just in a really abrasive and offputting way, so I'm used to it. Beyond embarassment my weirdness has never actually hurt me so it just kinda dooms me to social retard but nothing materially harmful >>44246995i mean today it was I wake up and shitted in the toilet but then I had to go back to shit a second and I didn't want to go back to the bathroom a second time because I didn't want my roommates to think I was weird for having to do two shits
>>44247027It really really isn't, nobody talks like that, the only way english speakers start a sentence with "oh surely" is when you're being incredulous."Oh surely it's not as bad as all that""Oh surely I left my keys around here somewhere"Sometimes people say "Oh for sure" but not "Oh surely I do"
>>44247034what are you eating that makes you do two shits and also people piss so they can't tell really anyway
>>44247044''have people seen x?''''oh surely they have''nta but you're actually retarded if this seems chinese to you
>>44247058idk lately I've just been eating a bunch of fruits and vegetables with granola I haven't been cooking or eating out much cause the wild fires. I just made salmon cause it was going bad and that upset my tummy and I had to shit not long after eating that.
>>44247082Can you find me examples because that sounds at best old timey well-to-do southerner
>>44247102surely you can suck fatter dicks than OP
too depressed to eat again
>>44247127Never had the opportunity to try :/ I really don't think people speak like that though, at least now
If you google "oh surely I have" you get so few results and almost all of them have extra punctuation in them to make them what I described earlier, the closest is from a book published in 1926>“I—I suggested consulting a doctor to her yesterday,” moaned Mrs. Frederick. “And she said she wouldn’t go to a doctor—wouldn’t. Oh, surely I have had trouble enough!”>“And she won’t take Redfern’s Bitters,” said Cousin Stickles.>“Or anything,” said Mrs. Frederick.
Starting today my goal is to eat healthier so I look healthier. I'm going to try to eat at least one apple or banana every morning, alternating between the two. Then I'm going to keep some brocoli and baby carrots with hummus around. Eat a few pieces every day when I get home from work as a light snack. Then going to try to have normal but easy dinners. Salmons with asparagus, pastas, fried tofu and rice. Need to gain weight so I'm going to try to snack a fuck ton while I do this to get weight, and hopefully the healthy habits can help counteract some of the processed shit food I'll be gorging on.
Why Mrs Chambers I do declare
i love my gf
rate my grocery list. Does it pass?
Miss my mtfg friends
>>44246692You literally shit in plastic bags in your room
Don't have many friends. Feeling extra alone lately. Brother is cool, but we're not the closest. We started playing palworld, first time we've really played games in years, making good progress. Then he starts a new world with his friends, and hasn't played or asked me to play since then. Hurts. I was enjoying just spending time with family something I don't get a lot of. I know I can ask him to play, but it sucks that we went from both getting home from work excited to play, to him just playing with his friends. Reminds me that I'm alone and have no friends. >>44248019The board is dead. The internet is dead. We're all that's left. Unfeeling unthinking robots.
How much does exercising butts and hips help pass? My figures kind of feminine but whenever I look at myself naked I just see a man
>>44248559at least your eyesight's good
>>44247674I can't read it
>>44246677uline donates to the heritage foundation.
>>44249259i dont care
>wake up>everything was real
free me
I'm feeling extra faggy today, like dysphoric but in an almost nice way, like i need my hips to be bigger but Ive got phat ass energy or something. (I know I'm cringe fuck you)
So how did you trannies feel when your team lost to Saints?
>>44248019just join the discord
I need to fondle some cock with my mouth urgently.
>>44250450weird how tons of gay men gets these urgers but so rare for actual females do. so weird!
>tfw gorillamode sneedhon >started talking to a chaser on discord>he keeps telling me how pretty I am>immediately decide to get back on my diet and lock in on makeupdid I seriously just need some positive attention?I was kind of just waiting to die until now
thnings are real byd
>>44250876what's happening?
>>44250889larping
>>44250558>but so rare for actual femalessource?
>>44250558tell us you've never had cis women friends without telling us you've never had cis women friends It must suck, trying to be a woman when you clearly don't know anything about women lol
piss ass cuck tranny life
>>44250589Tbh once I stopped distracting myself with games and stuff I immediately snapped out of my depression and started working on myself again. And I'm married. I just let myself get too comfortable.
>>44249808FREE ME!
i just want to sleep (die)
Do you guys think the pendulum is starting to swing back?
>>44252985Maybe, only if trump doesnt rig the elections. DSA momentum is here but we could get full blown authoritarianism too
>>44251457>>44251140most cis women are willing to suck dick, yes retard congats. very rarely will they be sitting at home and feel like GOD I wish there was DICK IN MY MOUTH right NOW. That's what faggots like you do. Simple as
>>44253074desu its laborious and boring to suck dick but I will for my man. I honestly get very little out of it
how to keep my big cock on hrt? my wife is happy for me to transition provided I can still put my willy in her
Honestly if you aren't chopped, hypermasculine, old, or severely balded.... estrogen is just a straight beautifier.
>>44253964use it or lose it
>>44246473Male to female mtf means srs
>>44253964Go to transfemme gen
yes I will induct more clocky trans girls into the church of prettyboy cope, no I won't stop.
do you think pedro is wathcing world cup right now?
>>44255116Mexico isn't playing
>>44246473who the actual fuck watches or plays american football? if u have ever watched or played football out of free will as a tranny you should go back to your birth gender. ew
she broke my hearthad me shadow boxing behind the grunge coffee house in the rain in my punk top and goth uggs
>>44255321i thought he was in spain
>>44255654Which is it? Is she stupid and Spanish or a taco loving Mexican named Pedro? It can't be both, you have to pick one or the other dude.
>>44255824calm down pedro you are a taco loving mexican living in spain we all know this go eat a taco and jerk off to fat sonic pictures
YOOOOOOOOOOOO
crank dat soulja boy
do you guys feel differently with the additional female fat when sitting or have you already been a fatass before hrt
Do any of you guys read fics on AO3?
>>44258057I write it
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today I'm fucking a hot girl
Why threads slow?
How do you voicetrain, nonas? I want to, but I feel weird when I think about 'changing' how my friends will hear me as I develop the voice (or after being comfortable with it and just 'switching' to it eventually)My voice isn't super masculine either, it's neutral and some friends say it's kinda fem (Although I suspect they're being hugboxxy)Even if I sway my voice here or there for a bit, the mental load of keeping the voice in a specific 'position' feels impossible to do other things at the same time, like playing videogamesIt feels like I need a better RAM or CPU for my brain to do those voice calculations while ALSO doing other tasks.Any and all help would be greatly appreciated. Sorry to use this thread, there isn't any voice threads currently up...
Want to be growing out a full beard while on estrogen until I have full breasts to achieve that androgynous juxtaposition look of a masculine and feminine clash
Androgynous "people" btw
Been transitioning for 10 years since I was 18. Actively attempting to pass but realise I still look like a hon all the time. Ask friends for advice but they all give me cope of "oh you pass" rather than actually helping. Is it too late for me? If I don't pass after 10 years is it too late for me
>>44259751>>44259751some people were never gonna make it regardless of effort . im in the same boat anon. just do what makes coping easier . for me its copious amounts of drugs
>>44259751Is passing the crux of the matter for you? Genuine question. It should be somewhat a victory to no longer be bound to societal cis expectations, and be yourself.
feeling incredibly detrans/transmasc phobic today. take your e sisters.
>>44259696but, seethe, what cope through yonder 4chan breaks?it's jealousy, and troonliet is the hon
>>44260651this just sounds like hon cope. passing as cis is the goal of basically every troon
>>44260786>passing as cis is the goal of basically every troonSpeak for yourself. For many, passing is a crutch because they care more about what others think of them more than their own autonomy.
>>44260856>coping hon hands typed this
>>44260918Ah, now we've resulted to projection. Tears never tasted so good
>>44259988>im in the same boat anonwhen I first saw a photo of you I thought you were AFAB larping as an AMAB MTF
bro's, should i get bra inserts to lift my b cup tittys to make them more voluptuous?
>>44259988I miss drugs
bros how do we force society to accept hons as real woman?
>>44262388mandatory eye gouging?
>>44262388have you tried kys?
i drink water to what? just piss it out? fuck everything dude this is fucking retarded
>>44262388Make them under stand it works like this
I haven’t had dick all year I need dick
I started taking to some chaser guy online who is kinda close to me and after we talked a bit and I shared a lot of personal information like my name and he could figure out really easily my address but he started being really weird to me and saying really MEF stuff to me and being very rapey towards me saying I don’t have a choice and he would force himself on me. DESU I want to ghost him or stop talking but I’m kind of terrified bc he knows enough about me to ruin my life probably. (IK I was a retard)Anyone been in this situation? What do I do?
>>44249259https://www.opensecrets.org/orgs/uline-inc/summary?id=D000030599uline inc has not given any money to heritage foundation.
Hey uh small request. Where do i find the video of the girl that performed a self orchie some time ago? Like 6 months or so. I didn't save it and not sure where to find again.
imagine if jax came out as trans and then everyone treated jax how she treated everyone else and was super transhobic and insulting to them
>>44263371If you mean effy there isn’t a video just photos. If there is a more recent one I’m really interested. I was going to a few years ago but then realised cutting into human skin takes more force than I thought, got nauseous doing it, and kinda chickened out. Getting SRS soon so no point now.
>>44263412Yeah there was one with a video, she had posted it on reddit as well but yeah i don't remember the name or anything. Happy for your srs :3
>>44262735I saw your post on /x/
You guys jack off today? I did, as a female of course because I am a female with a female penis
>>44263998Women can have penises, welcome to 2026.
>>44263357https://www.wisdc.org/follow-the-money/46-influence-peddler/5353-influence-peddler-of-the-month-richard-and-elizabeth-uihlein
>>44265053you said uline inc donates to the heritage foundation. this says that the ed uihlein (ceo of uline) family foundation donates to the heritage foundation. these are separate entities.
where did eveyrone go? this place is deaddead wtf wtfffffff
you know the boomerhons that just look like a 55 year old man in a wig and a dress and shitty makeup? yeh. that's what I look like
>>44265895are you the gamestop IT'S MA'AM!!! tranny?
>>44265895If you have the self awareness to recognize that, then you don't look like that. Boomerhons only happen when they lack the ability to feel shame and lack the ability to imagine how they look like from an outsiders perspective.
>>44265924The worst looking trannies are always the ones who don't give a fuck about their appearance beyond the bare minimum but I guess too many decent looking ones have so much self hatred they don't realize they look fine.
>>44265902yeh>>44265924I look like that
>>44266082Stop being retarded nona, you're too self-aware to actually be a boomerhon.
