qott: how would you handle the situation where someone who loves you very very very much made you a meal with their whole heart poured into it and it was completely inedible?qott2: have you ever cooked for someone and had it come out completely dog ass?PREV: >>44252636thread theme https://youtu.be/DAqoQVo5WRE
>>44255698qott: i would kill her with my bare handsqott2: no
>qottI'd shame her for it>qott2yeah but i eat it because i did it so i can't let it go to waste
I can’t cook for shit but I make a mean cereal and milk
>>44255690yeah i would just pirate it! i bought it many many years ago and now it's uber expensive i would not buy it again today. no shame in pirating.>>44255698qott: i would do my best to eat it and say thank you and move onqott2: i have never cooked for anyone
Don't you think it's a bit odd to specificaIly love penisgirls
>>44255720people have strong opinions on cereal then milk or milk then cereal right. which camp are you in
>>44255698I came.
I would stop chasing trannies if that meant my cunt won the world cup.
>>44255724>I
>>44255698>qott: how would you handle the situation where someone who loves you very very very much made you a meal with their whole heart poured into it and it was completely inedibleI'd try but depending on the ingredients I could become really quite upset>qott2: have you ever cooked for someone and had it come out completely dog ass?Every time I cook for myself it comes out dogass
>>44255727Cereal then milk :^)
>>44255698qott: yeah, if tell them it wasn't good. If we're in love, she can take itqott2: yeah, prepped 12 cloves of garlic, immediately burned them. Kept cooking anyway because prepping the garlic took forever. It was a shrimp scampi recipe that was mostly just garlic, so that ruined the recipe. We agreed the food was shit. This was my gf who loved to post-orgasm suck me and tell me nasty shit like "I'm just trying to get it all out" while I thrashed around God I miss that
Hello /Chasergen/, I wish I could marry Emily Green, the cute guitarist from Geese. Send Message
pokemon husbands:NProfessor BirchStevenVolknerguy who is literally me:Grusha
>>44255723
>>44255734Stop using different fontsI didn't want to wait 5 minutes to repost
>>44255724I don't specifically love them, but I give them a little more
got a new machine was a pain to build if i had bronya there she could have translated the chinese for me
https://voca.ro/1ksziQrNcw4Z
>>44255751The idea of this big faggot flying with his dumb hands oh my god
>>44255753you really felt like that was one that couldn't be lost in the thread transition. you needed to make sure it got the airtime
>>44255750I would prone bone you and fill you with cum and go snowboarding with you in the same day and I could die happy at the end of it
>qott: how would you handle the situation where someone who loves you very very very much made you a meal with their whole heart poured into it and it was completely inedible?Be honest and tell them it was awful and dont eat it, Clean the dishes they made and tell you love them and appreciate the gesture, Make next nights dinner together.>qott2: have you ever cooked for someone and had it come out completely dog ass?It wouldn't even make it to the table. Straight into the trash, I will never serve someone something i know is awful :]
>>44255769i see you're new to the whole avian scene. this is only the tip of the iceberg my friend>>44255750for me, it's professor neroli! but yes N forever. grusha really was an incredible landmark moment i feel like he didn't make the splash in the culture i thought he would>>44255738that makes sense yea. i eat cereal dry
>>44255770What's wrong with it?
>>44255782>Professor Nerolihnnn wait a minute.....thank you for putting me on game bronyah i didn't even know this man existed
i applied for beta access to this game so i could dunk on the pokemon but like. they're kinda cute. there was a really good one i saw earlier im going to find it so i can take a good photo. i guess these are the starters maybe? what do we think>>44255802oh he's EVERYTHING i post so mcuh yaoi of him i had to stop playing pokémon sleep both because it is genuinely one of the most vicious and predatory gachas i've ever played but primarily because i didnt like making him sad with my messed up sleep cycle>>44255793do you think in all these years of chaser general that's something we've never considered at all
What's the last pokemon worth playing?
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>>44255839black 2 has been very fun
I might have mumps should I go to the ER
>>44255750for me it's sycamore, birch, nanu and guzma. and for some reason falkner when i was a kid playing silver
>>44255839Gold/silver. Zoomers don't like it because they're autistic and they care more about games being optimal than fun.
>>44255815they look like genshin impact pokemon if that makes sense
>>44255851GUZMA I FORGOT ABOUT GUZMA I LOVE MY GRIMEY HUSBAND
How long do you reckon my boss will notice ive gone mia
>>44255815>do you think in all these years of chaser general that's something we've never considered at allSo?
>>44255856i like gold and silver. i played through most of crystal and all of heart gold. heart gold is probably my favourite game of all time. gen 2 art is peak though.
>>44255869moment of vulnerability. this image is from 2017 or so
daily antihistamines not much water it all checks out sho I think I should dlg go>>44255849
I think a lot of people could get away with not showing up to work on days where their boss takes vacation
>>44255770Yeah it's a real thinker innit
>>44255851oh yeah i loveeee guzma i had the craziest crush on him and kiawe>>44255867yes totally right some of them are especially bad for that. but some of them are not as bad as i expected on that front? maybe im just desensitised to gacha design>>44255873so. what now>>44255886KINO
>>44255886omg i love this
>qott2i once baked a cake for my dad's birthday and he did not even touch it
>>44255849Yes but not because you have mumps but because you'll get help for your ana/dysmorphia delusions
You ever just love someone but hate the people they associate with? Like they'd be perfect if they weren't a part of that group.
>>44255905:(
Saving saying "I'm so proud of you" to your tranny for special occasions, like you'd use a high value food on a food-motivated animal
i love clown characters. i love any kind of harlequin design theming. i love when a guy's entire schtick is jester's privilege. is this a trope the hoyos have done to death, absolutely. will i eat it up every time, also absolutely. there's no official art of the new guy yet so take a rerun of everybody's favourite sampo koski
hello guys. today my gay slave faggot butler claude gave me a fix for a computer problem that didn't work so i'm feeling wroth
>>44255970if you tell me to watch tadc ill kill myself
I once jerked my dad off for his birthday, but he didn't even cum
>>44255849https://voca.ro/17UO3FAqYSf5
>>44255980you wouldn't have had this problem if you used a chinese model
had a microdream that "great wroggi" was a reference name that meant "women" and comedians were talking about great wroggi
>>44255988posting on the internet that im bad at jerking ppl off
>>44255995i used to use deepseek but he was lowkey retarded :( plus claude is my friend
>>44256004I'm good at it he is just 67 so there's not much left in the tank i think
my boss says claude in the french canadian way so now that's how i say it
>>44256003Men drive like thisBut great wroggi? Great wroggi drive like this
>>44256003This is true>>44256007dont talk about my close personal friend deepseek like that. but ya i switched to qwen for sure it's a little slow but it's very reliable and u can do it local style>>44256010cope and seethe handcel
My tranny daughter's hands were gross and clammy and her technique is like she's never even jerked herself off, couldn't cum but blamed it on myself since I love that retard
last night i dreamt i was purchasing and drinking a "monster ultra" which had like three times the amount of caffeine and taurine
>>44256037i would drink that
>>44256018I can jerk people off with my mouth and my ass too
https://voca.ro/17IjbmMPTLWy
>>44256037Kitten. Enough talk. Let’s see that sissy shithole. Spread your hole for Dada. I’m the Don. Sissy turd cutters.
>>44256012Le cloud
CG 万岁 万岁 万万岁
>>44255970who's a notable clownwhat's the best clowns
>>44256046You're probably just as bad at that
>>44255970Hey it's me your 32 year old daddy bf. You ever play Flyff?
>>44256055nono it's cl audelike a person's name
I would love to never think, is that a sissy thing? I don't want to do all that i want a gf
>>44256064whats up with all the hate today?
>>44256069I don't know what that means. French Canada is a mystery...
>>44256060the answer to both of these questions is sampo koskialthough for me its kafka! not from honkai from final fantasy six. he's my husband actually and we have insane fucked up sex and staged fights in public and we killed a guy one time but it was fine
>>44256064yeah lowkey you're being a terrible cunt to this person
>>44256081>sampo koskizero clown/jester vibeskafka is good though I'm going to jerk off to that
>>44256081I TYPOED I KNOW HIS NAME IS KEFKA IM NOT A LARPER
>>44255988what kind of relationship do you two have that this was not only suggested but then accepted>>44256053sorry dada i can't be bothered. the attention wouldn't even feel very good
>>44256083A tiny dick and a terrible cunt?*puts my hand on my hip, sticks my hip out sassily and flops my wrist homosexually*Bronya needs to pick a struggle, and that's on vodka sodas
>>44256053Dada
>>44256083It's an incest larp I think they can handle some bant
are jannies still on a bender or is it ok to post now
>>44256080https://voca.ro/1imVmgE5h741like this
>>44256094If i had to classify it i would say we are very close and it's a relationship of mutual understanding
>>44256066no but i've heard bad things!>>44256074>>44256083both of these posters give bad handjobs>>44256095first of all a vodka soda is called a skinny bitch
>>44256104Still shit depending on what ur planning to post
>>44256121*rolls my eyes**snaps in your face*And THAT'S the only skinny bitch YOU'VE ever known in your life, and that's on Love Island
>>44256089i can assure you that sampo koski is quite certainly both a clown and a jester. i guess there's a whole suite of harlequins from that game the masked fools include a bunch of iterations on the genre. but they're definitely a little more classical in their depiction rather than the modern concept of the clown
i should stop opening the vocaroos
>>44256133I dont drink vodka sodas. too many empty calories i just get a shot
How do you stop putting so much thought, care, and effort into people who aren't interested in you
>>44256150sorry did u not like mine. im working on refining my artform
world cup over... all social media deleted... no more alcohol consumption until halloween... new job in a week... gym 6 days a week.... i'm in my winter arc guys
>>44256159cut them out of your life entirely
>>44256161i didn't listen to it because i knew i'd envy your voice and feel bad
>>442561636 days is a lot, what's your split? You could just do an upper lower 4 day split, spend a bit more time in the gym for each session but not have to go as often
>>44256166YeahTrouble is that leaves me with nowt so might be fucked either way ngl
>>44256173LMAO i guess it's normal to be comparing yourself all the time at your stage. but i promise that stops eventually don't be too harsh on yourself everyone's just at different stages on different stuff
>>44256159Therapy and healing trauma
>>44256174oh i only lift two days a week but do cardio 6 days. i took the last 5 weeks off the gym to focus on being a degenerate for the world cup
>>44256109My dad's French so I know this pronunciation since my sister had a baby doll named Claude back in the day
>>44256194Oh right okay, that sounds more sustainable then. As you were
>>44256204aww that's cute :0
>>44256188is 2 years still early... honestly i haven't grown at all since the start, i've only become more jaded
>>44256109what the hell shes sultry i thought she'd sound like a mouse or a dang rat or somethin
>>44256222yeah between one and two years almost everyone hits a stage of oh god oh fuck what am i doing. theres a bunch of reasons for it. it's normal you just gotta ignore it and push through and keep up with both the medical and social sides of transition and it'll all start to make sense. it gets harder and harder until suddenly its easy. hard to describe
>>44256227you got me this is what i rlly sound like....https://voca.ro/1afBPGEIdYUN
me reaching down to jerk off my beautiful transgender wife when i realise she's dissociating
>>44256249literally me
>>44256249To be sincere for a minute, I think in the ideal transxchaser relationship, you take turns being the little spoon and getting a reach around handjob.
>>44256263this post made my eyes glaze over a little and i subconsciously reached down to start jerking myself off. in a sense this is the boomerang effect in action>>44256254you get it
Playing ripetide while going 40 over on a clear highway
>>44256279Fine if you can jerk yourself off then I guess you don't need us
>>44256242not huge on cheese but I'd get it for a mousemoder...
>>44256263if my bf tells me to be the big spoon so i can give him a reach around handjob, i would just kill him
>>44256238i can hope i guess... i have really bad executive dysfunction and it's very difficult for me to commit to fashion or makeup or exercise or voice training or even eating. all of it seems so large and it makes me feel afraid. on those fronts i feel like i'm responsible for how unhappy i am with my transition
Gifting her a wedge of creamy havarti with dill
Gifting her a cake filled with cum
>what did you get me for our first anniversary daddy>this big chaser dick, kitten
>>44256289hehehe goood…
>>44256285i am entirely self sufficient that is the whole problem>>44256296idk i think its rare anyone is satisfied with their transition at your stage. and like... these are all things you can fix, right? idk you gotta just go little by little. maslow's pyramid right figure out eating and somewhere to stay and then you can think about the things that are easy like clothes or makeup and then the stuff that takes a while like voice training etc etc. transition takes a very long time you gotta be very patient and just chip away at it little by little. i mean it takes a lifetime right it's never "finished" really. but you see someone years down the line and think god how will i ever get there and then years pass and you get pretty fuckin close. right?
almost fuckin died in hardcore wow
So is the Odyssey good or nah?
Actually, how much do you all speed on the highway?
>>4425634980-90 in a 65. but it's miami
>>44256337Lock in
Any trannies with cute, small and uncut clitties today or is it chopped dickhons as usual?
>>44256349i got 5 to 10 over
>>44256344Nolan became a hack, so now he just makes diversity hires so his movies get good reviews and get talked about
>>44256356wasn't my fault
>>44256366What happened
>>44256358idk if it's small and I'm a hon but at least I fit in your fetish...
>>44256371tanking stockades and people pulled 3 extra mobs and healer went oom because we have no damage
i HATE working
>>44256360I don't care about all that culture war bs though I just want to know if the movie is a good time or not
>>44256382Oh yeah that's actually nor your fault. Also it's hot that you tank babes
>>44256390Being a neet wears on you more
do you ever do like reverse affirmations where you look in the mirror or just close your eyes and picture yourself and just start berating the shit out of her and telling her all the reasons why she’s a shitty, failure of a person, or is that just me?
>>44256336i can try. maybe. but not really actually y'know that's kind of part of the problem? i've lost faith in my ability to try. sometimes i can briefly put some effort into my life but inevitably i get really depressed (unavoidable and never with a clear trigger) and lose nearly all my motivation to care for myself. and they keep telling me that i can't get better if i don't try, and they're right. i'm not getting better
>>4425634985 at a minimum on the freeway (55-65 speed limit)But that's normal in Phoenix
Doing chaser affirmations
>>44256394thank you honey
>>44256400Nah I usually just consider necking it
>>44256399Only true if you have wageslave brain
>>44256400looking into mirrors is too much for me but I do smth like that while having mental breakdowns
https://youtu.be/WGr2QOy0ps8DG are basically like the Beatles but better
Looking in the mirror is crazy on shrooms or lsd
>>44256401backsliding is just part of the process! two steps forward one step back right. makes it easier to retrace your steps the next time. but god its demoralising for sure
guys is this all in my head
>>44256437yea
>>44256437yes retard
Somehow I never even thought about the fact that in Hardcore WoW any dungeon wipe is just instadeath. Man I played with so many shit ass tanks and healers I could never make it
>>44256437NIGGA JUST GO TO THE HOSPITAL
>>44256437YeahGet therapy for your ED and dysmorphia please, you don't have to feel like this
>>44256412okay glad it’s not just me i just got done with a pretty long session of telling my reflection how much i fucking hate her and what an absolute waste of human life she is, up too late to get a good nights sleep for work now, so tomorrow’s going to be even fucking worse
>>44256406>”I will get a girlfriend that is trans”>”I will get a girlfriend that is trans”>”I will get a girlfriend that is trans”
>>44256424it's fun. i did shrooms once and had one of the best experiences of my life and then i did it again and had one of my worst so i will not be doing it again
>>44256444the dps players who don't give me a sec to get threat actually cause me mental anguish
>>44256453Blaire?
I got ear worms from my sister's playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iDrQta26zo
sometimes i look into the mirror and am convinced on some emotional level that the uncanny thing in there is not me
>>44256437Pretty much.
>>44256400i would never be that cruel to my closest friend
>>44256455>she has NO right to meet your friends and family>she's dating me, I'm SINGLE
>>44256456Yeah bad trips can be terrifying but it's all quite dictated by the headspace and setting you're in. I've probably tripped maybe 40ish times across shrooms, lsd and dmt and had 2 bad trips, plus on trip where a friend had a bad trip and became really aggressive towards me which made it pretty bad lol
went on a date with a guy last night and he brought me out for dinner, gave me a full body massage, sucked my nipples, sucked my toes, and then cuddled w me for an hour. but i lost interest and won't be texting him back. i feel for him.
At least he got to suck some toes. A win is a win
>>44256463Is your sister hot
im a bad trip and im aggressive towards you
This gen has made me more transphobicI started off hating you all but then came around to the idea of you just being troubledBut after peering behind the curtain you're all just insufferable cunts
>>44256503I couldn't tell you but a random girl I never met before said "you realize your sister is hot right?"
>>44256498this is a chaser affirmationblock my number but you cant unsuck your toes
he was white by the way
>>44256510myh bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FZuzHNgeTU&rco=1
>>44256493>hey guys, failed to pair bond againCool!
I do have photos still where I was swollen and no idea what caused it. no common ingredients came randomly idkI definitely have some kind of tmj flare up I don't know for how long. probably cuz I kept wearing the bad retainer and just the top one a lotidk why'd this happen am I going too far right now what drugs should I take and what drugs shouldn't i
im a sufferable cunt
>>44256478sometimes i can think i feel okay and not particularly much of anything and that actually turns out to be feeling terrible so i think there's some risk in that>>44256503when my sister came out as trans i off handedly mentioned her to a friend once and this is basically what he said>>44256510i luv u
>Any time I hear an Alex story
>>44256522>i can pair bond, i swear!he was just ugly ngl
>>44256510this is either the same guy spamming about this or we are genuinely mass producing transphobia which is way cooler. all terfs root from a one on one experience with our trained roster of professionals. we're doing our part!
To love me is to suffer me
>>44256536And you arent?
*pair bonding your twisted pairs to double your bandwidth*
>>44256536So you keep wasting your time with unattractive men, AND you can't pair bond. Cool!
i'm excluding the part where I lost interest in him because he was weirdly obsessed w seeing my dick. but leaving that detail out made the story funnier
>>44256535>picMy dad talking about my discord tranny gf
>>44256546yea
>>44256458I'm strategically LoSing at range to assist the pull to you! AHHHH. I did actually forget that threat matters in WoW. That shit has not for like 5 expansions.
>>44256551it's give a chud a chance summer! he had a decent personality!
>>44256549omg thank you this is so awesome i've been trying to do it for so long i was starting to wonder if i was even capable of it...
>>44256525>tmjtoo many jews I get that too
>>44256539Just realized the past week reallyNone of you are worth trying to even befriend
>>44256561my hunter duo <3kino
>>44256565You live give a chud a chance life because every single time you come here you have a story about how you wasted your time on a guy. You think it makes you sound desirable, but it makes you sound like you can't pick good men.
>>44256572i hope u have a fancy modem....
>>44256574so what now
Y Y throwing knife swap ladder stalling claymore planting no scoping my cock into your sissy pussy
>>44256573total male jihad>>44256583oh i dont do that modem stuff thats how the nsaids spy on you i just put the phone line straight into the computer
>>44256605My mistake. Mashalla.
>>44256581i share the fail stories bc the success stories are boring ... i'll have a bf when my situation gets out of the air force in two months
>>44256596None of these words are in the bible
What was a better contribution to the culture? "Chaser btw" posting or sissypussy posting
>>44256619sissy shitslit is not in the bible either but it seems to be all the rage lately
>>44256613alhamdulillah
>>44256619>my book written for controlling the goyim doesn't say these things
>>44256624we need to bring back chaser btw posting it's fallen off
>>44256516Sometimes you gotta look at the bright side of things
>>44256624Dada
good morn brongood morn mousegood morn pichugood morn asexual anongood morn cibigood morn wulfimgood morn alex
>>44256639good morning mouse.webm!!
>>44256616You have a situation who will be your future bf in 2 months but you had a different guy sucking your nipples last night? Does he know about that? Being your upcoming bf and you cucking him i mean
>>44256616No, you think it's cool that you go on failed dates every other week just because you're not the one paying for them. But to us, you're just regularly going on failed dates. You're emotionally immature. Like you think it's cool you have a man in the air force while you're still dating around. I don't think that's cool because I'm not 19. I'm an adult who's dealt with an exclusive long distance relationship for 2 months. That's a summer during grad school. Grow up.
>>44256639Good morning web em
>>44256633I think it stopped because someone had a dysphoric breakdown after getting that reply
oh my god i get heightmogged by the fucking clown
i wish i had candy>>44256639good morning
>>44256657oh GROW UP
>>44256657i used to do it a lot and i used to post things that would get people to do it to me a lot and i laughed every single time
>>44256594Demoralize and go back to hating til i get bored
*pairbonds when you yell at me*
>>44256675ok
do u guys cry about everything omg have a little fun. live a little
>>44256639omg hi mouse! good morning also
This is going to sound incredibly retarded. I had no idea it was this easy to have casual sex on Grindr.
>>44256700>GrindrVom.
>>44256700LMFAO
>>44256639mormerable matoeable
>>44256700
>>44256639
If my gf played hardcore wow I think I'd legit beat her up
>>44256624The "nice cock bro" posting when chasers would post dick was pretty funny
sometimes i want to download grinder just to see what it's like
>>44256706im actually about to please have some empathy in this trying time
>>44256714owiewhy :(
>>44256700I know this too because bottoms threw themselves at me like rabid dogs but my inhibition was way too high to actually go have casual anonymous sexTurns out I'm really gay and need comfort and connection to fuck
>>44256718i did like that one>>44256720its exactly how you imagine
>>44256735>its exactly how you imaginei know that's why im too scared to ever download it
>>44256560>>44256505>>44256085>>44256048>>44255760Wulfim. What’s the point of aiming to be the strongest swordsman when the strongest wizard can turn you into a frog
>>44256685Chaser btw
>>44256740LMAOits not really anything to be scared of
>>44256724Ive had 2 trannies mention grindr while we were in the talking stage and instantly dropped them. Disgusting disease riddled app.
Contrapoints is way more lispy than I remember
>>44256741yeeims becomtherish tee besttoeable offerish whattoes yeeims caany beeim absoluerly soim matoeable
>>44255698did u know f4mi is the uhhh the thread the Kirk the ummmm the Comcast snake girl the Bronya the surfanon the yeah
>>44256770I can’t read this shit
>>44256691You are just weird, bro
>>44256779
>>44256770Don't start this back up bigdawg, the vocas are comfy at least
hey bronya i'm taking an operating systems class this semester
>>44256791Ibisher innry abisher callim withintee frienddoeables matoeable
The Iran war restarted and all you care about is gay sex
>>44256728Because I've played enough wow to know what a waste of time it is. To make matters worse you are paying blizzard, a company that should have been nuked already.I made some real friends from wow but all things considered it was still a massive waste of time and hardcore is just an utterly degenerate subvariety.
Nice cock bro
>>44256799yeah you're not wrong desu LMAO
>>44256797I think we should nuke tel aviv
https://youtu.be/6lwzGsvCg90
I am enjoying the burning crusade more than classic wow or modern wow
>>44256797I couldnt give a fuck if there were 12 irans in the icu with arrows in their headI want to fuck a tranny
It was fun getting cock complimentsCockpliments if you will
bedtime in 90 minutes. what should i do until then? should i go to the store and get candy?
>>44256770I MISSED THISdon't get in trouble...it's good advice it doesn't matter if you have only bad matchups
>>44256821Start up a nicotine habit
>>44256792ohhhh that's so cool!!! i wanted to take one but I couldn't fit it in I hear it's brutal though. good luck!!!
>>44256822HOW ARE YOU ABLE TO READ THAT
>just eat it she made it for you and she loves you so much just be nice
>>44256821go for a late night walk.
>>44256821Sing and dance
>>44256835Autism-to-autism communication Further than my level howeverbeit because I'm sperged up with the sauce and can only ever parse 50% at best
>>44256745yeahmoid chaser
>>44256835you understand on some level mate
>>44256853Absolutely so, mate
>>44256847berry was the strongest the two of them had whole conversations with just photos of cute animals
>>44256822Ibisher shallry dealim matoeable absoluerly soim anddoes thmearkig yeeims
i think i have arfid>>44256821yes!!!
>>44256847It’s too strong for me. They’re like Navajo Codetalkers >>44256853I genuinely don’t
>>44256863I miss the Italian croissant-connoisseur little sister of the thread
>>44256807If I wasn't so far away I'd slap some sense into you.
>>44256868What's your daily diet like
>>44256864
>>44256886lemme guess, australia?
My friend is absolutely disgusted with me whenever I mention an EA game and that's totally fairSkate 4 gameplay just slaps though and I have spent no money on it
>>44256879she must be busy with her princess-ly duties... i hope she has time to rest too
i wish he loved me for real
I hope Berry is well. She was great.
>>44256896yeeims beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim
Late night rainy Asmr car drives seem really relaxing but id never want to own a car. Although i like golf carts. Why dont we just have neighborhood golf carts instead of cars in the urban areas. Like when your a kid and go inside a mall and they have those rentable vehicles you beg your parents to get to use by they always said no.
One day you'll just never hear from your internet friend ever again
>>44256897No, Brazil
>>44256914:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
>>44256914thats okay all things are transient and the five aggregates are empty its not a problem
>>44256920>the five aggregates are emptyExpound on this concept
>>44256916oh you're THAT guy. i had a hunch based on your typing style but i wasn't sure.
>>44256900Thats unfair of them. There was a time when EA was amazing. Even now they can make good games. Its just going to be steeped in microtransactions.
>>44256904i love you
>>44256914There's been so many friend groups of mine that have vanished over the years. It's got to the point now where anyone I know mainly online just gives anxiety because I know they're gonna be gone some time soon :(
>>44256920How have you become so zen and beat mental illness?I really need to achieve this
Are those low quality posts I see?
>>44256929but he didn't
>>44256932Here's a high quality post. It's the shrimp cat, that animal everyone loves, putting out his cigar on a jannies forehead. The jannies love it don't worry.
>>44256784we're on 4chan lil bro
>>44256892right now i'm at the hospital so all the food i eat is hospital food. i pretty much always see eating as an unenjoyable chore and frequently feel little enough motivation that i skip meals. today i skipped all three. it's a little hard to tell how picky exactly i was back home because i refused to spend time cooking, so i would just eat easily available processed stuff i was familiar with (and often skip meals or go a whole day only having a few snacks.) i was in the hospital earlier this year after losing like 25 pounds in a month >>44256909chick!!
>>44256930It's hard out hereThings meaning a lot to you and never dropping people but getting droppedIt's okay though because there are others like us who stick around
>>44256914That happens irl, the internet just amplifies it a million times
>>44256955
>>44256963I'm glad you've enjoyed this image I've shared
>>44256963:)sorry for like ignoring you btw wulfim i just don't have the patience for all the vocaroos..
>>44256955Is this another ED hospitalization?I hope they let me keep my phone next time I go in (for other reasons)
https://youtu.be/AJScoud_atU
>>44256980Ibisher appreachattoeable absoluerly soim>>44256986ittoes allim guddoes matoeable absoluerly soim
>>44256980
>>44256953Do you secretly chudpost?
>>44257001What does this even mean?
>>44257006You have chud vibes a bit
>>44256924What is that supposed to mean? and how do you know who I am?
>>44256996its too late for me to be horny i'm just trying to decipher what i'm looking at
>>44257013I don't know what you're trying to imply. What are you accusing me of?
>>44257000I like this image a lot
>>44256996are those your legs? how much do you weigh?
>>44257015>What is that supposed to mean?idk you're just the brazilian guy who posts here. you talk to sardas sometimes i guess. all i know is that you're brazilian i didn't really mean too much about it.>how do you know who I am?like i said your typing style is distinctive.
>>44256923i woulda thought you knew more about it than me! umm let me not mess up. the five aggregates are the five things that make you crave this delusional reality, and in some interpretations constitute your personality. they are... wait let me google it so i dont get it wrong- rūpa, form - vedanā, sensation- saṃjñā, perception- saṃskāra, formation (like, thinking)- vijñāna, consciousnessthe craving of or clinging to these things is what generates dukkha or suffering, which is then categorised into three categories and seven plus three specific types. clinging to them is bad because they are "empty", i.e. they have no permanent essence, they're delusions. in the same way the self is also empty and delusional, because it is not fixed and unchanging. >>44256931the buddha teaches that enlightenment is inevitable. but i think i just did too many psychedelics in my misspent youth. i prefer studying zhuangzi but people love the heart sutra with good reason
>>44257025
>>44256989i went in for disordered eating but they told me my body is fine and i wound up in psychiatry.. i hear they don't let you keep your phone in psych in the u.s.? i'm not entirely sure>>44256998well that's good!
>>44256914C'est la vie. Enjoy what time we have.
hot take: MMOs should have a singleplayer mode that lets you pause the game. When your inactive your transferred to this mode and the players become bots. This is essentially what payday 2 or L4D does, Bot allies until a player joins in.I WANT to play with other people, But I dont have the time commitment to sit down in a 1 hour raid. So let me have bot allies. Or even buff the player to be able to solo the raid.The solo player is the lifeblood of the mmo-space and its about time they get what they deserve!!!
>>44256996i am not horny because i refuse attachment to aggregates. svāhā
https://youtu.be/PE5kMXrEoDw
I miss flirting
I must be loyle to my tranny.
>>44257037I need to work on not being so identifiable, this does not bode well
>>44257045My therapist says before covid they'd let you have it here but for some reason that changed during lockdowns and it never went backI'd be way more willing to go back in if they let you feel like a human but they really don't. It's more like forced penitence for your wrongs than for actual healingHope it's going a lot better for youI'm looking into IOP's for now
>>44257074I beat you to this Multisantian post weeks ago
oh they really just called her that. work
co-oping learning unreal world with gf
>>44257089Fat Fuck
>>44257087
>>44257094i wish they would have just actually made her fat. i dont care if the only way we get a fatty is if her entire theme is that she LOVESSS FOOD just give us literally one fat bitch im on my hands and knees
And another thing! Body Type A/Body Type B is better than Male or Female.Let men wear women's armor, let girls wear mens armor.No genderlocked classes.No Power clamping, A high level player should be oneshotting low levels.Oh sorry guys I was ranting.
Who's eshayposting?
>>44257041Maybe they're right and meditation and yoga and getting a pet is what will fix me
>>44257103although in fairness we did get this diva
>>44257089what game is this?
>>44257113Berry...
>>44257078my bad i just have weirdly good pattern recognition skills when it comes to identifying anons, i wouldnt worry too much abt it u.u
>>44257103Anime needs more sultry 300-lb hot bitch representation, true
>>44257106https://youtu.be/d1-hDqRVXSs
>>44257108i think it usually prescribed in the westoid "philisophical buddhism" sense which is like. mindfulness slop. i do not recommend the castrated versions although they do make some excellent pants if you are looking to emphasize your gooch>>44257114honkai: nexus anima! it's upcoming i got into the beta im actually not sure if im allowed to post anything from it. you guys arent cops right. you have to tell me if you're cops>>44257117imagine if she comes back right now and sees all this anaslop. we need to get our act together for her sake>>44257126im say like
>>44257123idk why you're apologising, you've but identified something I need to improve atsome might even say... you mogged me.
>>44257079it's going, like... i don't know. they think i haven't been accepting their help so they're done trying. at the beginning of it i felt good but i lost my hope and i got depressed again. they got me on welfare and found me a place to live and now i'll be leaving tuesday, i don't think i've really worked on anything mentally
>>44257141The Chinese have no jurisdiction in the US. Please share stuff from the Honkai beta with us
i'm like the opposite of anorexic oh my god i so wish i weren't thin like this. and yet i behave identically to them
is this place dead i just wanted to whore out
>>44257141Oh.. I just learned Mihoyo is A chinese company. Thats probably why you will never see a pretty fat girl on the cover, let alone a muscular one :[ You might be stuck with slim, small, age ambiguous women.
>>44257061No. Go play literally any other game.
>>44257156i should check which hoyo branch are working on this one they have wildly different cultures. im guessing its head office in china. its definitely not the canadians that's for damn sure they'll never be trusted with a big project again LMFAO. yeah its china that seems right>>44257166yeah it's dead. go try /soc/ you stupid faggot!
>>44257166Real talk that pic was undecipherableGuys opened it and didn't know what they were seeing
>>44257166You get banned for posting selfies and stuff here. Whoring out is not really an option in the first place
Weighthons btfo
>>44257068download grindr
>>44257173yeah... i mean the western gachas aren't really any better. sucks. everyone get really woke right now!!!
>>44257179Sending people to /soc/ is unethical Reminds me of the psychopath mod who moved a bodyposting thread there one time and it immediately became coated in grease and cheeto dust
>>44257179>they'll never be trusted with a big project again LMFAOWhat happened?
>>44257189I still don't know what it's supposed to be. Someone holding a napkin?
>>44257166jannies scaring people away
okay goony night blog see you later
Gungees are a buncha dog gronks
>>44257191:c
>>44257212Goodnight
>>44257202a.solemn.vow
>>44256093listen to dancing mad six times in a row to atone for your sins
>>44257212Good night flat hampster
Whats your favorite part about gacha games?Seems like pokemon but without the fighting but giving you a crippling gambling addiction.
I'm beating off the demons with everything I have tonight Fuck you gay demons, you're bitch ass nerds anyway
>>44257213Thats a great back, Do you workout?
I'm not a chaser but there's no hornygen thread so I'm posting this here>having sex with a trans girl>first time having sex with a trans girl>first time having sex in general in probably over a decade>timidly say "oh my goodness" as I cum>she laughs at mewelp, just gonna go back to not having sex again, how embarrassing
>>44257201i can't believe they really did that didn't we have sister threads on /soc/ for a little bit recently i never checked. genuinely repulsive>>44257203they were the ones in charge of zenless zone zero. which i loved when it dropped! it was super promising! but it's had the hardest dropoff in both playercount of revenue of any hoyo, in a genre already known for churn even more extreme than mmorpgs. the story became formulaic waifubait, the characters became more and more ridiculous goonerbait, they treated the male characters like complete dogshit even more than in other hoyos (<-- only i cared about this), and the game keeps getting buggier and stingier with every patch. it is. not a successful IP. which sucks it has a bunch of cute characters and some fun ideas they dropped the thing that made it unique cause it didn't survey well at launch. damn cowards>>44257231WAYYYY ahead of you
last year i downloaded uma musume and then procrastinated playing it forever so i haven't played that one yet but i saw a streamer playing zzz so i've been considering playing it. i kinda wanna get into gacha for some reason i can't myself explain
i would like a bf who thinking my autism is cute
>>44257254Anon are you non-american? The way you worded this sounds like your aiming to jack off the gay demons
>>44257276what am i the landfill of the board. dont bring your garbage here i do not want it>>44257283it is the mind killer it is poison to the very marrow do not ever play it even once. or at least read schul's addiction by design first. it's like a casino once you set foot inside even once your entire bloodline is cursed for fifty generations either direction
>>44257289this!! so much this >>44257292ok is there a better gacha you recommend. needs to have cute girls
>>44257290im beating off the gay demons with everything i have tonight
>>44257213I think that first photo you sent might not be what you think you sent
>>44257282Ohhhh. They’re the Zenless Zero team. I didn’t know that game was struggling. I thought Hoyo games usually do well
>>44257283Do not fucking get into gacha games
Cooma Musume
>>44257298you don't have autism tho
>>44257298oh i mean all gacha!!! i meant to specify that at the start!!! they're all like that!!!!!! i dont want to even give a rec its literally that bad
i went on a walk and got snacks. and a middle aged man stumbling with a cane asked me for directions to a street a couple streets over and I tried to show him on my phone but he couldnt see the screen
>>44257309I played genshin once and I just didn't like it. I played a few times, and it never clicked. I guess it's like how heroin is only really addictive for like 30% of people who try it.
i miss my bf
>>44257276There's lesgen for that but it's chill we can be friends
https://voca.ro/1PLlvMeXMIWs>>44257045yishuims
>>44257306huh? i was diagnosed>>44257309but i want to..
>>44257317im glad you atleast tried to help the elderly, im sure this small good favor will pay off greatly in the future.>>44257276That shouldnt dissuade you, Be glad you made her laugh and got to have sex.
>no one wishes me good mommy morning>only one person liked Trannymale Crossing: Sissy Folk>no one liked Cooma MusumeI'm going to cry myself to sleep.
>>44257300it's the light I guess? :/
>>44257304https://voca.ro/1heDj8mIeTaN>>44257302there was a time when the undisputed big three were all hoyos. that was a very long time ago. the company is on the decline in a big way they've had scandal after scandal and they're just. not changing anything. i wonder if they're betting on nexus anima but it really doesn't seem like something that can revitalise a company from what I've played so far
i should kill myself instead of work tomorrow
>>44257357OK bye byeeeeee
HEAVILY contemplating ending it allHypothetically
>>44257360lets pact together?
you all sure do talk about killing yourselves a lot :/
>>44257344good mommy morning anon! I'm sorry I've been deeply deeply nauseous I'm not at full power I'm waiting to evacuate so I can go sleep>>44257321it's more like you can do heroin one time and some percentage of people will be fine but the more times you do it the more likely you are to just be addicted to it for the rest of your life. better to steer extremely clear>>44257337you gotta figure out why that is!!! if you just want to get into gacha generally instead of any one specific title it might just be risk seeking behaviour...
do i seriously read neurotypical
Did the jannies really just ban the chasers who replied to the pic poster
do i read as neurotypical?
do you think im cringe?
>>44257378i don't feel like that's it i think i probably wouldn't even spend money on it... i don't know
>>44257378Thanks bronya, I won't do heroin now. Have a good shit or vomit or whatever your body does now>>44257380No>>44257389Lol no>>44257391Yes
>>44257397D:
It's kinda cute how she doesn't realize everyone here hates her
Do you feel in charge?
>>44257400YikesCringeIck
>>44257290I'm American and the homosexual undertones were intentional because I'm bi like thatGet over here Beelzebub I'm gonna lube your shit up you fucking faggot
>>44257402:c
>>44257397ok that's good
>>44257404For you.
>>44257402 I'm 32 and I posted this. I call it mass negging. Get fucked, loony troons.
>>44257416You gotta deal with that sexual cognitive dissonance one day, dog
>>44257437You can suck(sual) my hog(nitive)'s piss(onance) today big dog
>>44257397It's a secret third thing! >>44257392that's what everyone thinks!!! nobody does drugs cause they think they're gonna be addicted forever!!! sorry i won't be a mom about it you can make your own decisions but it really is that bad. besides it'll cut into how much time you have to study Chinese and if you use it for immersion you'll talk weird
>>44257374https://voca.ro/11P0YCCoaa3W
>>44257452Full body excretion.... Her excretory flux values are so impressive...
i need to inject before i go to sleep
>>44257369Will you follow me in my plan of no showing work
>>44257386yes, apparently i'll soon be hit with a 3 day ban for posting >>44257262such a fun board! i can't wait to come back in 4 days and be banned if i do anything but blogposting! i sure am glad the jannies are paid handsomely for this
>Into some weird fetishes, mainly somno>first girlfriend asks me what I'm into in the bedroom>try to explain my fetish>she tells me I need to stop watching porn>wants to get married>end up leaving her because fuck dat shit>second girlfriend is more sex positive. Tries to ask me what my fetish is>looks at me like I just slaughtered a cow when I try to explain it to her. Stops talking to me for few hours. Never bring it up again>these same women have the gall to wonder allowed why men don't "open up" more>go on forums for this type of shit>multiple trannies start approaching me saying they are into the same stuff>they have even made little autistic videos of themselves passing out in nylons and wearing cute wigs>start cybering with one. >will myself into being attracted to tranners because at least they don't judge me for shit they literally just asked me to explain to them >now I'm posting here because it turns out yall niggas are hilariousWhy do yall want to be cis women anyhow? I can't fuckin stand them bitches man. can't imagine being around them the rest of my life.
>>44257486https://voca.ro/1kcstkOrPnhe
>>44257491That's funny. The first woman I dated was into somno and I wasn't that into it. I didn't judge her for it though lol
Wulfim is the most obvious jannie ive seen
goodnight my horrible ungrateful little children I love each and every one of you
>>44257102>>44257087>>44257074Ey ton I aint no finook capiche? I'm wearin it ironically!
>>44257497i didnt expect that from you, are you a janny? wtf
>>44257479i can't no show at my job, i would lose it
when ur talking to a guy and you think it's going well then he mentions anything remotely suggesting he likes his butt played with :/
>>44257514goodnight mommy
>>44257491Yeah Rick most women aren't gonna wanna be with an AGP guy who goes around flashing his sissypussyYou might get some trans egg-crackers, true
>>44257514https://voca.ro/16LXWakRW2m7
>>44257520That's the pointI've given up
>>44257518Bro is a repressor disgusted by sex because he feels hopeless, not a janny
>>44257491classic case of HSGP. which is the new one im renaming the former HSGP to something else. or maybe there'll be two. it's work in progress
https://voca.ro/1j48vDU65sYm
>>44257530What's your planUnemployment payout? Getting on disability?
>>44257544To be honest, not being here lol
>>44257534Homosexual gender pervert?
Hot suckable genderfucked penis
New pocket pussy has me so fucking hyped, can't stop playing with it.
>>44257548Kinda same but it's passive suicidal ideation. Not really a plan and it won't happen but it makes it unreasonably hard to show up and I'm really trying to fight itLet's all heal, it's possible
>when the troyim comes back from shitting out my cum to c*ddle
>>44257555What kind bro? You recommend it?
>>44257555Give us a review mp4, bro
>>44257530unfortunately i have obligations that require me to have an income
why is it brown
>>44257581Based chaser king
>>44257549let me do the full rerun right now actually im letting my retinol absorbHPGP (formerly HSGP) - Homophilic Gynephile - chases out of a repressed homosexuality or transsexuality. sees us as a socially acceptable way to have sex with menEGP - Emasculated Gynephile - chases out of a meta-attraction to themselves as a big strong man juxtaposed against a small feeble failmale. sees us as femininsed menEPGP - Ephebophilic Gynephile - chases out of pedophilia. sees us as a socially acceptable way to have sex with pubescent (usually) malesHSGP (NEW!!!) - Homosocial Gynephile - chases out of a hatred of cis women. sees us as men that are feminised enough to settle for. this is an exhaustive list. if you are bisexual you are a HPGP that is no longer repressing. if you like both cis women and trans women equally you are not a chaser and also do not post here. there are no exceptions. go forth and identify chasers! each correct identification will earn you one BP
>>44257558I had a plan over a year ago but thought I'd see it out and yea same shit life I've been living for the past 28 yearsLike there gets to a point where there's no sign of bothering anymore when I've been like this for the majority of my life now
>>44257581Wasn't your last ban for shilling your gay little youtube channel?
>>44257593which one would i be?
>>44257589I like Hispanics. About half of the trans women I've dated have been Hispanic.
>>44257559bitch don't get too comfortable
>>44257603i have yet to meet a tranny that did not fall under HPGP. but there are those with more and less EGP tendencies
>>44257593EPGP sounds cute. Like ohhh I'm so EPGP >_<Anyway I'm HPGP/HSGP dual type and you can't tell me dual types aren't real because you're just a fucking WOMAN
>>44257593my first bf was hpgp and my second bf egp. what can i spend my bp on? i want to buy a life orb or a choice scarf
>>44257601You don't need to go into workBut talk to people you love about the feelings, I know how hard it isNot gonna give you any platitudes because I know the feeling well but I'm thinking about you
>>44257593>If you like both cis women and trans women equally you are not a chaser and also do not post here. But that's me and I post here sometimes. You've even told me you like my lewds a few times
>>44257628People don't talk to me anymore, they're all busy doing their own thing having kids/getting married etc, normal stuff. Or I'm just a knob lmaoAppreciate it either way
I don't think about my sexuality, my dick does that for me.
>>44257631you are coping which is okay because we all cope a little>>44257627we only have mail. would you like any mail>>44257620i do recognise dual types in a limited capacity but its very much a primary type secondary type deal from what i've seen. like subclassing. i also think epgp is the most fun one to say. eepy jeepy!>>44257648this is why it is so important for us as academics to study it... the chasers reject the idea of reflecting on their desire wholesale...
>>44257593What if I'm an open bisexual who loves both cis ans trans women in addition to feminine guys who still favors trans women a bit from my HGPG years and just got accustomed to how hot and cool trans women usually are
>>44257659I don't want to be your experiment though.
>>44257659What am I coping about though? I just like women and also this thread is entertaining
>>44257659do you have any harbor mail? i always liked that one
>>44257647They still love you, life doesn't make you unimportant it just throws big responsibilities at people, experiencing the same myselfHoping the best for you and myself
>>44257659How do I figure out which type is primary? Is there a course I can buy?
I want to be good at drawing but I don’t enjoy drawing fuck!
I like trans women more than cis women so much that I filter out cis women. I can speak to any cis women and feel nothing. But when I speak to certain trannies I get all stumbly.
>>44257665yeah that's epgp. formally only this blackpill version of the taxonomy is recognised. informally there is a homebrew whitepill version with "redeemed" versions of hpgp chasers as bi dudes and egp chasers are reddit fetlife daddy doms>>44257667you are confused an experiment would be used to develop a taxonomy of this form. the taxonomy is fully developed this is a rigorous rubric by which all chasers can be identified without exception>>44257674would you be willing to settle for wave mail>>44257668thats the problem this thread is not entertaining at all its actually deeply deeply miserable. we have fun but there is a deep darkness to this place. you gotta really, really want something to keep coming back, you know?>>44257689yes! i will be opening registrations for the new cycle with this updated curriculum very soon! please consolidate all the assets you own into an easily accessible crypto wallet in preparation!
>>44257692My only subject I failed in highschool was Art class. Wish I was talented enough to do those portrait drawings.
>>44257704>epgpI really don't see how you're pulling pedophilia into this. You normally cook but you're kinda retarded here
>>44257704i guess so if i have to
>>44257704>its actually deeply deeply miserable. we have fun but there is a deep darkness to this place. you gotta really, really want something to keep coming back, you know?Maybe fucked up but I can probably ignore that and have fun here cos I'm not trans so I just chat shit with people here and ignore the deranged incels. Honestly most of what had me here in the first place was it was just a place you could get a nice little dopamine hit from girls telling you you're hot when you lewdpost
what should i spank my meat to tonight
>>44257743Me
>>44257728You are the rach of complaining about incels
If You Can't Fuck Two Trannies at Once... You Should Get Out of the Thread
>>44257749Huh?
>>44257749By Chasing Alexandria.
Practicing being mature and kindly telling the guy who ghosted me before our plans to piss off :) Maybe one day I will go on a date with a man but I guess that will not be soon
i the coolest and best person in the whole entire world! everyone wishes they were me but also im super humble
No fucking way I got a warning nothing for posting a pocket anus. Not even Amazon lists that as porn, completely unhinged jannies on here.
>>44257763Good on you.
Does she really not know everyone finds her posts insufferable?
>>44257763i wish i was as strong as you
>>44257747What
>>44257763Based. I've been flaked out on 4 times these last 4 months. People do not understand the time, planning, and money put into just meeting someone and have them fuck off last minute. Especially pisses me off when they drag your hopes around all week.
>>44257778it is about me i knew it!
>>44257743Hairy strong guys cumming inside trannies(Based meatspanker)
>>44257757This is a pretty big wabbit
>>44257778SEA? SEA?
goo ni
>>44257813Goodnight best poster.
hungry but its so lateeating would just be unhealthy at this hourwhat a drag
my theory is when photos are banned and hornyposting dies the incelposting rises
>>44257792this is the correct answer
>>44257818:D
>>44257821At least we may suffer together.
>>44257785I’m 2 for 2 with men ditching me so far :( I really would like to go on a date with a man so this makes me quite sad. I fear I will become a prison transbian at this rate.
>>44257821u should eat a man's cum
>>44257835the hunger at least turns into looking kind of cvnt in the morningflat flat tummy and feeling light as a feather
hello guys
>>44257853Mhmmm I'm looking svelte. Probably be ravenous come morning though.
>>44257849Welcome to dating in 2026. Everyone would rather stay at home and play video games or with themselves.
>>44257861Hello dear friend. How are you tonight?
>>44257865Idk I’ve been having some nice dates with women, it’s just men who I have problems with. Maybe I expect too much from them.
>>44257863pretty vocab
Having a porn addiction is a fucking curse. I can’t go three hours without it.
What is your ideal marriage looks like?
>>44257877Three hours is crazy, I watch porn like 2-4 times a week and feel disgusting for it.
>>44257877do you think having a gf would help or make it worse?
>>44257875Oh well thank you. I have always been quite fond of the word svelte. Just good on the tongue. Well, mind-brain "tongue", you get it. Svelte.
>>44257867i'm well!!! i had a really nice day. all that's left is my nightly routine & some reading before bed :) how about you?
>>44257593Let me go down the list>HPGPNah. If I was gay I'd embrace it so I could say faggot in public>EGP Yeah definitely that a bit. Trans women affirm my masculine essence more than cis women do. I like the idea of some guy I either used to hang out with or we had beef with, like some autist from the computer club who I'd argue with suddenly showing up one day as a hot bitch and I'm like "OH.....let's fugg">EPGPNo fucking way>HSGPYeah definitely a bit of that. I just straight up don't like being around cis women. Wouldn't say I hate them. Wish them the best, but I do not like being around them. To be honest and I think I speak for a lot of men if they were truly honest. I don't make much of a distinction between crossdressers, femboys, sissyfags and tranners. If you tuck your dick in well enough, stick your ass and hips out enough, shave/remove hairs and wear a cute enough outfit and wig to make my dick itch you win. Just imagine for a second. What if mandkind could operate as a self lubricating, self pleasuring entity. We'd have conquered the fucking stars by now. There'd be no stopping us.
>>44257880>feel disgusting for itBelieve it or not this is often what creates the porn "addiction". Neat, right?>>44257885Good! Been working on dieting since I absolutely ballooned up lately. Was partially on purpose, but turns out losing is a bit trickier than gaining for me these days. Who knew! Sleepy as heck though so I will be heading to bed myself soon enough I reckon.
What’s a good place to meet a man? I’m wondering if men keep standing me up because I’m meeting them on tinder which is inherently shitty and low commitment. Maybe all the worthwhile guys have moved to hinge or something?
>>44257882yes yes...it tickles the good places..svelte..
>>44257885Oh and what are you reading btw?
>>44257879he’s my best friend and we enjoy being around each other immensely
>>44257895Please keep your hands where we can see them.
>>44257874I don't date cis women anymore so I can't compare. The male lonliness epidemic is definitely self inflicted though.
>>44257810https://voca.ro/1jW1tT09B36F>>44257813https://voca.ro/139LGilzJtBs>>44257821https://voca.ro/1hbaJkqsRzq3>>44257861https://voca.ro/1bJn2UROS1M7>>44257877https://voca.ro/14icVSisEm6f
>>44257906https://voca.ro/1ooZQ0ggtPur
>>44257914Typing with my tongue while both my hands are shoved entirely up my ass.
i just woke up from a horrible nightmare where i had a j*b
>>44257891i also have gained a bit more weight than i'd like & also did it slightly on purpose in fact. i'm not dieting THough i don't really do that i just wait until i inevitably become impecunious again & then slim down naturally. & goodnight!!!>>44257897i'm reading the history of the kings of britain by geoffrey monmouth mainly. was reading some arthurian literature & realized i don't actually really have any background on the characters or the setting so decided to read through this before i pick that back up. although i'm realizing that all the specifics changed drastically from what they were in this. oh well still fun. also reading donne but more on the side!
>>44257921very impressive!!
>>44257877god i need a bf like this
>>44257327I'm a cis dude tho, not a lesbian>>44257341she was laughing at me lol not with mesure I had sex big whoop but I felt pretty pathetic afterwards
>>44257822it comes around eventually. The janny circle of life
>>44257927Lmao that's actualy exactly how I stayed thin in my college years as well. Turns out nothing tastes like poverty feels lol.>arthurian literatureFunny timing I actually recently had the same exact realization and just ended up combing through wikipedia pages. I was trying to remember the Knights of the Round and could only get like three guys which seeemd a bad sign. Sounds fun though! Goodnight! >>44257928Thank you thank you. I call it text-to-peach, but I don't have the fat ass emoj available so you have to imagine it where the peach is.
He just rambles into the void fr
>>44257923God I'm glad I don't have those For me it's dreams of being back at the first day of high school or college with no schedule
bf who tells me im cool
>>44257969https://voca.ro/1eozlBScucHi
Guys I figured out how to read books. So the problem was I just didnt like the book. I started A book by Garth Ennis (love his books, listen to the crossed audio books all the time) its called "The Tankies" I read like half the book in one sitting. 96 pages!>So far its pretty much about a European Tank Crew who operate a Sherman tank. But most of the text is so interesting in that they are speaking English, So everyone sound like Wulfim, But their captain has a "Geordie Dialect"The entire book so far reminds me of Battlefield 1 and 5.
>>44257995Glad you're enjoying a book but this is a crazy post
>>44258002wdym? British Characters in media always are interesting when they talk like that. Once the dialect "clicks" your able to understand exactly what they are saying. Theres nazis in the book too, All is not well on their side but I dont want to spoil it.
>>44257995https://voca.ro/1dYBRCNyyriu
men <3
>>44258070
>>44258060Chaser btw
Throwing bricks at cars from the overpass <3
Omegakekington69 at messi being so mad (even though his team is toxic, disgraceful, and cheated its way to the final) that he tries to get cucurella a red for touching his lips lmao. Especially when that rule was literally created because of the racism of ARGENTINE players. And you know they say he is a chaser right? it really wouldn't surprise me. Little man syndrome with an aggressive streak and baby raging habits. dude probably hounds for trans cock. but in the end it doesn't matter. Argentina gets the Mbappe special.
I dont know the difference between Great Britan, The UK, and England. And what was brexit even about. Its insane knowing the USA is only 250 years old while England is 1000+ Humanity really is fairly young in the grand scheme of things
>>44258101? USA is older than the UK. UK was formed in 1922. USA 1776. USA is one of the oldest countries on earth right now
>>44258060W*men't <3
>>44258114she said england, not uk. England existed since 927
>>44258091https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TP0abZdRXg>>44258101https://voca.ro/156dlY2MVSDK
>>44258130"england" is not a country so to say it's existed for any period of time is really nonsense. At that point we're not talking about countries but lineages of culture, at which point every culture is equally as old as any other seeing as if you go far back enough we all come from the same genetic stock in the end. England has less autonomy than a US state does.
>>44258101>great britainthe big island>UK great britain plus northern ireland plus some other minor things>englandgreat britain minus scotland minus wales
>"england" is not a countrythe retards in this thread lmfao
>>44258146stop responding to nicholson you moron
>>44258146if england is a country so is Arkansas lol
>>44258143?
say the wrong thing and you'll get unpersonedthis is srs bsns
>>44258162yes if england is a territory then so is Arkansas. If you want to use the most broad useless definitions. Any "political entity" with "territory" is a country. Only a bonger would use this pointless definition bc they have no personalities other than hating the other constituent members of their country so they call themselves countries. But they are not sovereign in any way shape or form so to say they have exited for any span of time is nonsensical
>>44258139oh this explained pretty much everything thank you.
>>44258171why do you base your worldview on meaningless semantics tho
dead dope dread
>>44258186Except I'm not? You are the one doing that? I'm using the actual common, normal, useful definition of country as some independent sovereign state. And you are just saying any political body with territory is a country. By that logic Los Angeles is a country lol.
>>44258198i mean you kinda are doing that desu
>>44258198Your argument is dogshit and makes no sense. Even chatgpt calls your logic absurd
Never wrestle with a pig.
>>44258215?
Bro I'm goated with the sauce
>>44258221see? meaningless semantics. whereas in the real world it's obvious that england is a country
>>44258237kekwuh
has anybody seen Rick?
>>44258173https://voca.ro/16KhUGDTCzmG
this thread needed a hero, but it's too late now
what game should a nigga play tonight
trying to push a turd out but it ain't budging
push that turd out for daddy
>>44258330Where is "push your turd out for daddy" anon when you need him
>>44258337probably bobbing on mefs bulbous wiener while his gf thinks he is on a work trip
watching a John wick with cats ai video and I'm gonna watch a Kung Fu video with cats next
Just had a horrible image of accidentally typing "push that fucking turd out for daddy" in a teams chat with my boss instead of here
>>44258373made me laugh hard
>>44258373Your coworkers would understand
i made macking cheese
>>44258403I'm so jealits
dead thread post cuties
I give my coworkers positive affirmations by calling them good little sissies
>>44258502i visited the restaurant you work at and appreciated you holding my hand in the restroom and saying push that turd out for daddy
>>44258498
>>44258502That's normal for Mexicans though
>>44258513fucking harold
>>44258522wdym, that's the masked bandit
>>44258539
Ok more cuties
>>44258626no gooning to AI generated videos in my general >:(
