old >>44252461
feeling Capricorn or Taurus strongly for delta
>>44255828>pink hair>animal earsperfect guy
big fan of having my intestinal tract torn asunder when big mac clops the shit out of me
>>44255845
>>44255861ah the most rigid air sign I see it. Just dumped a libra last week
i had a gallon of horse sperm dumped in me by my boyfriend big mac who is a horse . last week
no wonder he's back. his latest love of his life ditched him
I walked away. You can’t even find a guy to walk away from. That’s why you’re always here bitter about me.
>>44255917cutie who bottoms for 6 foot otters
>>44255878>most rigid air sign
>>44255924He's a 5ft otter himself
is anything about astrology signs legit?
>>44255878perfect time to post hole
>>44255946Yes but you have to look at your whole birth chart. Over the years, pop astrologers have boiled things down to just the Sun sign (i.e. the one people refer to when they say "I'm a(n) ________"). Consequently, people look up the description of their Sun sign only and end up dismissing astrology because the description doesn't match them at all.
>>44255924he's straight and has a wife, stop being a creep
I'm eating rice and beans!
>finally back homeI miss my parents already :(>>44255892>big macI prefer Little Mac>>44255946I hope not
>>44256047why you hope not?
>>44256047what's it like having a relationship with your parents
>>44254445I meant my voice>>44254836Hehe hello Anon>>44256038Omg I love those! Especially with cheese
>>44256057I don't want to my life to be decided by stars>>44256061Nice but they can be a bit smothering sometimes but its ok since its just because they love me so much. I cried a bunch on the train when I left
>>44256098awwwww thats nice they love you very much
>>44255947I don’t like the idea that a stranger is probably making a folder or collage of my hole
Do you guys hate bifags here?
>>44256225let's find out *rolls dice*fuck off
>>44256225I hate them performatively but secretly I wanna fuck them
>>44256172why?
>>44256225Yes
>>44256228>>44256248I'll see myself out then.
>>44256237I guess it doesn’t matter but also not everyone in this thread deserves my hole
>>44256225i do
>>44256257who deserves your hole
>>44256225I don't discriminate <3
>>44256257You talk about your hole alot
>>44256293I asked him about it
>>44256225during pride with the flags there was discrimination gooing on for sure.was not nice
>>44256225Nope.>>44256291I like you.
I just turned 30, and I’m still living with my parents.
>>44256005Oh and womens can't be "otters" now like Know my animals. And otters is an animals.
>>44256379I'm trying to move out. It's suffocating living with them
>>44256005who do you have :3
>>44256379Same sis. I will inherit this house soon.
>>44256465*sinister music intensifies*
visited me da an he talked about his socks
>>44256465lol slayer waiting for his great aunt/grandma to die and get the massive millions shes worth
my nipple hair is getting out of control
visnu on the sea of milk
>vacuuming while shirtless>randomly get the thought "i would make a good husband"
the movie I watched last night with that guy was mortal combat 2what is it with guys and brainless action filmspedo ex liked deadpoollast year's hookup put on wolverine and deadpool this guy had mortal combatare tops just incapable of deep thought>>44256603me in the sea of cum
>>44256563slayer is way older than 30
shiza = nurglepancakes = tzeentchslayer = khornewho would be slaanesh
>>44256373I like you too!
>>44256379I read that more adults are living with their parents than ever before, or at least within modern living sensibilities.
>picrelretard discovers that top & bottom != dom and sub
I sometimes catch myself doing the t-rex arms thing when I'm sitting or laying down
>>44256873how would sub top work?
>>44256840pancakes has hiv so he should be nurgle
>>44256898Like this?
>>44256873tik tok has created a generation of gays that think "switch" means someone who switches between top and bottom. top being the dom is the default to them
>>44256772oh yikes
it's so weird how random ass beta males give me attitude from time to time, like for no reason. this nigga at work acts like he's hot shit doing his bullshit spreadsheet job while i actually provide useful code for the company. tight-lipped, terse responses. the eyes never lie. jealous ass pussy..i could swipe any bitch from you if i wanted, i've done it before and i could do it again if i wasn't such a faggot.i overheard this mudslime praising himself, "oh yea people often mistakr me for latino haha" NO bitch, you look like a filthy fucking JEW, look in the goddamn mirror. i sort of understand now, why people are racist. there's a pattern of this shit happening and it propagates through multiple generations, all leading up to this pussy being born. i sure hope he's satisfied with himself, ugly ass bitch
pushing hasan as the face of the democratic party is a mistake considering he undermined the democratic candidate last election. so much of the democratic money is disconnected dems trying to fleece a fresh face for the party. the only reason hasan gets the go ahead over destiny is his looks. he isn't a man of principle. he is devoid of ethics.
>>44256937Whoa that's fascinatingBut no, like thishttps://litter.catbox.moe/7er9ez.jpg
grrrr! kh
>>44257038are you the lead guitarist in a metal band by any chance
kingdom hearts?
kissless, handholdless
>>44257064how was anyone supposed to know that without you explaining it to them first
>>44257064but not virgin? that's a more common tale than it should be
>>44257053Haha no. Some people have told me before that I look like a musician.
>>44257136You should start playing guitar and paint your fingernails black. Girls love the glam/goth musician look. You'll get so much pussy out here bro.
>>44257064Me tooAlso helloless
>>44257077i've kissed women before, okay >.<but... i want the first man to kiss me, to be the last
You guys ever get worried about dumb internet shit and then go and do something irl that gets you out of your head, like playing a game with your family and then you feel better? I just had that happen.That's my issue, I'm in my head too much. Don't think, do.
>>44257185No.Sometimes those same people you engage with irl are the same anons trolling you relentlessly online.Sometimes those same people that should be your friends or family are the worst. Literal cyber stalking. Browsing your browser history.The worst is when they give it away by making snide comments about things they should have no knowledge of unless they were actively engaged in the malicious activity they're accused of.
>>44257149I'm not very musically inclined. I took a piano elective in school but didn't learn anything. I guess it's good if people like my look even though I'm not trying to have any particular one. I did try nail polish once and liked it. :)>>44257185I try to avoid engaging in negativity and I find doing this helps me to enjoy using the internet more. Most of my internet time is spent engaging with my interests and people who share them.
Batman's my favorite super hero because he doesn't have a super power. He's a detective. A man and nothing more. You don't lose to batman because he's super strong or a braniac. You lose to batman slowly and methodically. Rationally. Only after everything else has been exhausted can he accept the existence of monstrosities like Killer Croc or Mr. Freeze.
Surprised my heart even beats desu>>44257280Batman is best
my favorite hero is captain america because he has a big dick
>>44256912but shiza is fat who would be tzeentch if not pancakes>>44257185no I just either don't engage with upsetting stuff or do it only if it's feeding my desire for attention suitablyif I don't like it I'll generally drop it>>44257250meds>>44257280he's rich as fuck and a child molester
>>44257280spiderman is batman with superpowers and thats why people like him more. Fuck you
>>44257280I like Iron Man for that same reason. He goes toe to toe with magical beings because he is that skilled an engineer.
hasan is a right wing plant to disstabilize divide and disrupt the democratic party.
i'm not going to put the washed sheets back onto my bed until i'm on the verge of falling asleep teehee
>>he's rich as fuck and a child molesteraww. just like /our/ president
>>44257370>>44257373Batman could kick both their arses
slay queen
>>44257429It's really hard for me to imagine a situation where Tony Stark would fall on the wrong side of Batmans favor.
>>44257468batman would kick tony's shiny metal ass
>>44257468You never knowCould be the other way aroundStark could see batman as a threat
>>44257519Fans are too into heroes fighting. I think Iron Man would idolize Batman.
batman's like a ninja. he'd infiltrate tony's hideout and catch him off guard in unarmed combat. potentially when tony is at his vulnerablist.
>>44257546ObviouslyIn a hypothetical fight batman would win though
tony'd be right about to nut in some slut and batman would creep our from the shadows. gotchya, bitch!
but batman's not gay. he totally didn't jerk off in the corner first.
purrr purrr ;3need bf..
What would you say the biggest difference between this thread and /r9gay/ is?
>>44257640freely talking about sex and a willingness for people to post themselves. also a lot less focus on 2d anime boys
>>44257644how do you have sex without breaking down lol
is there a place for sadboys who are also gay and like talking about sad stuff?because I am really sad and like talking about how shit is my life, but people are just bored by that so I need to find a place where I can complain and say whatever I want freely
uwu
>>44257751you can do it here but be less stupid pls
>>44257790I am ugly and I don't like myself.
do you want to be my lover?
>>44257978OMG me
https://voca.ro/14xomkdq819mactual gay retard talks about gay interactions
>>44258024are you a furry?
https://voca.ro/1l2kNf1FroRx
>>44258054do you hate me now
he hates me ;(
>>44258199at least he thinks about you
forgive me please
>>44258199blocked again xanthippe?
kissing bwc...
a bwc kissing a bbc and a string of pre connecting the two and they pull away
>>44258241Only God forgives. *pulls out the whip*
>>44258024i always wonder who you are talking to because it seems like various people respond
>>44258428People respond to random more or less interesting things, not some vapid name whore bullshit.
I wish I had a bottom sub to absolutely destroy tonight.
>>44258434they absolutely do not respond to interesting things or we wouldn’t have had several years of bucko and tsucker spam
>>44258439We are talking about those who only respond to non name fags. You asked why comes that weirdo gets so many answers. Well because some of us only interact with those who dont have a name tag.
anyway being gay is inherently anti-life and you shouldn’t do it
>>44258438destroy how
Are you a shotacon
>>44258492>>>bigen
really ought to be sleeping, right
>>44258428who else would i be referring to? don't you think i would've moved on by now if i wasn't smittenthose other anons are of no interest to me
Had a guy that just wanted to fist me. Like we had sex and then he immediately tries fisting my ass. He got halfway up his forearm when I told him that was deep enough
>>44258552you should be sucking dick
>>44258644those are some lightning fast reflexes
>>44258644was that your first time? did you like it?
witholding gay sex from a bottom is honestly a form of psychological abuse because bottoms will lose their minds if they don't get topped. i mean look at me, i'm already too far gone to ever be normal.
>>44258655Not the first time, I dont like it deep. I just like the stretching sensation
>>44258690post stretched hole
>>44257450His brother is the sexier one
Why are gays on 4chan so flighty and weird?
>>44258827Cooper has a name
What would be the age of consent in a gay utopia
>>44258843I love Кyпep Кoх
>>44258871Half your age plus 7.
>>44256840come to papa>>44257343pancakes is the horned rat obviously DUH
>>44258099More singing please.
also Slaneesh is obviously Dan, and id say Bibooboo is Tzeentch, not that his schemes ever come to pass but at the very least he appears to have a hard time differentiating between past, present and futurethe real question is who the fuck is Hashut
I miss assmos why did you have to dox him?
>>44258991He was so high in that episode
>>44258991copper cooch
>>44258964If you are fishing for my favorite faction it's the orks.
>>44258964Nerd ass
>>44259022i was not
>>44258991I love her top.
>>44258871Whenever you're old enough to produce semen when you ejaculate then you're biologically capable of sex.
>>44259002I liked when he did pic related, he was definitely maybe a little bit animated.>>44259015No, it's Кyпep Кoх as in huj and I know you know that word.>>44259075Well yes
>>44259144cute whore faces
>>44259144i only know chuj not huj
I have no confidence and it's killing me
Twink poo vs bear poo
>>44259155Well yes I forgot you can't just say "hui" like a normal person would, like "hoy" as in like my chuj estas hardeando hoy.
الجهادي — أزيليا بانكسhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoUch9ED-Q4
>>44259250ch and h are the same sound, we just have these weird vestigial duplicates in polish
I am a super hot Mexican.
ay caramba
Shiza's throbbing kiełbasa
>>44259274Why kutas and kagut exist? Is this official for chuj?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz-2gL4V92Y
>>44259347first i hear of "kagut" but kutas used to mean like a dingling outfit decoration before being used to refer to penis on the account of it also being a dangly bit, now the archaic definition is not used and kutas is basically a vulgar word for penis like dick in english
>>44259379Ok, will refer to it as kutas then. I love dangly bits.
Gavin Newsom, his teenie sons, plus Paul Ryan, having a ménage à MOI
sounds like a mésalliance
Good morning kutas>>44259485>mésallianceOmg do you know french
life ends at 20
>>44259485Ooooooh my little shizzy is so cultured!!
>>44259493no, unfortunately at times in our storied past we gave into the temptation of francophilia
i forgot abt these pacifist monkeys, they so cute and precious
Nervous about opening the fridge cuz I'm scared I left spoiled food in there while I was away>>44259517>francophiliaI've read this in like old russian novels. Rich people talking a bunch of french cuz the character and author wanna flex and be annoying.
why do americans love calling dishes something with “marry me”? like “marry me shrimp pasta”. it's cringe as fuck
>>44259560>americansno such thing
>>44259560Sounds cute. Never heard it before
Tidal waves
>>44259560Sorry you got upset
>>44259566*Waves back*Hi Tidal!
>>44259572
>>44259582This hoe be easily amused
lol
>>44259596you are so fucking naked rn
>>44259637no im clothed
>>44259587Idk why but I read this in Darth Vader voice in my head>>44259643I bet your ankles are showing you harlot
>>44259668theyre hairy so its ok
>>44259711good hairy poongirl, unshaved just real men are
>>44259726why are you speaking in yoda
I protect my peace proactively. If someone is rude to me in a dream, I ghost them in real life.
https://discord.gg/WFrpn3deBs
>>44259817isnt this jebs server
Is it Jeb's foot pics server?
lmao xanthippe is a loser
>>44259852why are so obsessed with her?
kiss my booboo better winona
i smell very umami rn
>>44259894you smell of pussy?
eyyy mami
>>44259730jesus you are fatits been a year!>>44259817dead server
>>44259730Foot :)
>>44259540post open hole
>>44259730whats t HD e trophies
>>44259085bottoms tho ;3
>>44256588i actually took pincers are plucked mine out all around about 20 30 hairs each and holy shit it hurti assume it wont grow back for a month+i was abit nervous that it could cause an infection in deep tissue
>>44259861Mwah>>44259894>>44259730thirst trapping
straight man that watches and posts about love island
>>44259921fakju kurwo
>>44260006remove foids from public life
>>44260006She's so me
includes winona
I wanna pump and dump shiza in a lake
>>44260035You're just mad she described you with black hair
i would rather vote republican than vote for a candidate backed by hasan piker. don't tell me you have america as your primary interest when you use zionist as a slur to purity police the community. you're bad faith actor hasan.when it was kamala vs trump you undermined the party you want to represent. you gotta go, bud. you're a bad faith nepo baby actor. you're only popular for your face as your words are devoid of substance because you act in contradiction of them.
>>44260052i have a mane of a lion and my body hair is very soft, also shes retarded because she implies tony soprano had low aura when he was actually an aura demon with infinite sexual charisma
>>44260029too bad you will never be a "she", hijra troon
you bitches not even in steve rambo's fanclub
>>44260069Who asked?
>>44260077Get new material thornie
>>44260006>woman's going blah blah blahwe get it she wants to get fucked good by a fat ugly bastard and can't process those feelings
>>44260089god
>>44260092i dont know what hijra means
>>44260184its hindu trannies
>>44259950<3
>>44260198...thats wasnt the point you brainleti have added this valuable info yo my anki cardsgonna repeat it now as often as i can!!!
>>44260219your aniki cards?ja jestem kibicem lecha i mnie tu nie wkurwiaj
boys are cute
>>44260314Big feetsies
>>44260314take this hobbit to isengard
>>44260325big feetbig _____
>>44260219What was the point. Also flashcards for gigi trivia is funny
what was shiza doing in bosnia in july 1995
Being awake during euro hours means having to deal with euro 'tism. Euro people are fucking weird.
>>44260358being fat
chubby guys are cute but im realizing they kinda just lay there during sex
i hate nato but they didn't go far enough in sur bee uh
>>44260388all right then keep your secrets
>>44260358idk i think there was a war there or something but I'm guessing the answer is "sucking and fucking"?>>44260386Im normal!!
>>44260358He had been married for close to 35 years by then. A grey beard with grey pubes and not a tuft of hair on his dome.
>>44260397hey
>>44260406I hear if you go to like Amsterdam or Stockholm and get invited inside and offered a cup of coffee you'd be charged for it the next day. How true is that? It sounds fuckt up. At my very first job at a hotel in New Orleans one of my colleagues was a guy from France and he invited me to a bar after work, but as I wasnt 21 yet at the time the bar wouldnt let me in. So I never got to learn how the French act around this sort of thing.
is it normal to mostly watch tv when ur hanging out with someone that ur dating? i wanna play games and whatnot i get antsy with passive activities
>>44260459ABSOLUTE JEW MODE
be my bf
>>44260489hell no
youtube.com/watch?v=QEfUCx1rJLw
>>44260494be my husband.
>>44260485American Jews dont act like that. I can't speak for the payot wearing ones, though. I met a Jewish dude on CL once. He was a pretty good host. Offered me limoncello.
>>44260505the jew is changedi feel it in the wateri feel it in the earthi smell it in the airmuch that once was is lostfor none now live who remember it
american squeak in london
>>44260525Are Brits also weird? I met a man from Liverpool when I was living in LA a long time ago. He said his family back home was super poor, but very very welcoming. Given how down to earth he was I was inclined to believe him.
>>44260459Not for coffee necessarily but for like food and booze sometimes. Some swedes can be very stingy which is weird cuz we're like socialist so you'd expect the person earning more not to be so petty.
non-disjunctible epidermascical enciphilosis
>>44260544See, this is how it works in Murica. When you go partying at someone's house they will NOT charge you for food and booze. However it is good manners to bring at least one case of your own beer or some homemade casserole or whatever.
>>44260340shoes
>>44260544Are Danes, Norwegians, Finish and Icelanders similar?
>>44260538We wouldn't charge a guest for food and drinkThat sounds absurd
>>44260577denuso, norowejino, finisu, aisurando :P
so glad shitza was born a disgrace in poland thi time and now japanese otherwise we'd be forced to play the "shiza's half obese superfucked spread tight sexy legs wide open color whorish gary pussy dynasties 3" self published video game
Xanthippe is a fake cunt who will never have anything she larps about
what is you talmbut
i scratch my balls with my fingernails to collect the sebum mixed with dead skin cells to create this slough of dark chunky bits and then i lift my fingernails up to my nostrils to get a deep whiffis this uncivilized, for a sub fem bottom? do i lack class
THIS IS THE CENTRAL INTELIGENTSIA AGENCY OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT. YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND PROTESTING AGAINST YOUR LANDLORD!!!!! SERIOUS CRIME! -200 FICO CREDIT HAD BEEN REMOVED FROM YOUR ACCOUNT. YOU MAY NOT APPLY FOR MORTGAGE FOR YOUR HOUSE. YOU MAY NOT APPLY FOR A CREDIT CARD. YOU MAY NOT TAKE A LOAN TO GET HEALTHCARE. YOU MAY NOT TAKE A LOAN TO GET A CAR. GLORY TO DONALD TRUMP. DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN OR FURTHER CREDITS WILL BE REMOVED RESULTING IN LOSS OF EMPLOYMENT.
sigh uwu
U.S. Marshals Service / FBI are responsible for the matters of that nature. CIA works with foreigners. And foreigners owe nothing to Murica.
>>44260590>norowejinoislandsk e så fasinerane
>>44260646Goodness, I wish this actually happened
How does Sweden even attract tourists with a stank ass attitude like that?
>>44260678The insanely beautiful nature probably, germans love it
>>44260646This may as well just be one of his tweets desu
>>44260688whose?
>>44260692Your King's
when is disney going to make a gay prince movie?
>>44260701you guys have a king and he's a wanker
>>44260712Never>>44260714Your's is a rapist crimelord
>>44260724OMG, Delta gets spicy once in a while
>>44260733hows that spicy?
sneeden
>>442607543 whole months on HRT
dripping pre
>>44260761who
>>44260753For Delta it's very picante
>>44260775Guess who
>>44260800willy wonka? walter white?
i really ought to be awake
>>44260831shiza
>>44260669what do you meaned by that?
>>44260858oh moi? thats 3 years love
i only like guys who wear panties.
>>44260861hørres så likt ut mitt egent språk
delta raging at the mention of trump is the cringiest shit on gigi. it's like him rolling up his sleeves thinking "ooh now im going to show them all how passionate i can be"
>>44260863Did you take transition pictures?
>>44260881nope
>>44260887Didn't do much then i guess
leify doesn't like me and that's OK.
>>44260879you're a fucking bootlicker if you don't rage at trump at this point
>>44260873whores so licked admit isn't is broke?
>>44260896Unskyld visste ikkje du va tilbakestående
>>44260904>unskilled visit eject duvet till bake standwhat??!?
>>44260892mostly bitch tits, other stuff is more subtle like smell, skin texture etc
>>44260916wj at?!?ka?
i don't speak norwegians but i love norwegians thank you for not being swedes
>>44260919something so funny about retards like you getting tricked into taking girl pills
>>44260958>>44260958>>44260958
>>44260893he is always so mean to you while you are always so sweet to him
