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prev - >>44243210
pain edition
qott: how do you deal with the pain?
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first for qian and jackie
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i'm gay
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hi gay i'm dad
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i baked you a pie!
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pie
pie
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>>44258652
i am a dog
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don't even know what gay or straight means anymore
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this thread is ran by a secret cabal of richshit passoids
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This phallus from Isturitz has very little documentation, and is mentioned only briefly in scholarly works.

Photo: Don Hitchcock 2014
Source: Display, Grottes d'Isturitz et Oxocelhaya
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This is a very interesting phallus carved from a bison horn from Abri Blanchard. The carving is about 36 000 years old and is 250 millimeters long. It must be one of the largest such phallus shapes ever found. The carving shows clearly the cleft at the end of the phallus, seen especially in the photo on the right.

Note also the carved bone in the foreground.

Photo: (left) Don Hitchcock 2008
Photo: (right) Carolyn Hailstones 2009

Source: Facsimile, Musée de la préhistoire à Sergeac
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i need someone to verify if im a wasian baddy
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l'Abri du Morin, Layer A IV

End of reindeer antler. Length 88 mm. The distal portion has been scraped to the shape of a phallus, with normal peripheral narrowing and an incision of the penis at the glans shown, which has since deteriorated to some extent.

The shaping of the phallus was relatively easy because of the natural shape of the antler. The object is similar to other carved antlers, in the sense that it is simple and undecorated, as for, notably, number 7 of layer A II from the same site, and the phallus from la Madeleine, or the very ornamented one from Bruniquel and that from Abzac, which is a double version.

When discussing a wooden phallus from the Aurignacian, coming from l'abri Blanchard des Roches, much earlier than the examples cited above, which are all from the upper Magdalenian, L. Didon proposed the existence of a very ancient cult of the male genital organ.

R. Montandon thought that the objects were intended to 'satisfy perverted desires' (that is, that they were dildos - Don ).

Photo and text: Deffarge et al. (1975)
Source: Original, Musée d'Aquitaine à Bordeaux
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MUTÆNT
TRANS EXCLUSIVE SERVER WITH VETTING SYSTEM
https://discord.gg/NXdyWeGvNW
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>>44258966
eat my ass
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society is so puritanical today. instead of "smack my bitch up" it is "dap my wife up"
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i just tried dapping my wife up and it felt so strange that we just sat in silence for a bit
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it's been years and i still don't really know what a dap is or how to do it
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it's like a little dab
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>>44259629
you go in for like a handshake/high five type thing, then when your hands come together you each slide your hand towards yourself until you like, curl your fingers together
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bought a secondhand book in ancient greek i don't need and can't read purely because it had been previously owned by a woman
>>44259893
sounds intimate
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i wish i could dap her up one day. it would be so awkward and stupid and she would be so cute
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>>44258886
stealing my content
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>>44258809
what am i looking at hyere
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i will do my best to make the moder village proud today~
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should i get chinese pizza or sandwich
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wtf is chinese pizza sounds dope
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>>44259925
i dapped her up btw
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>>44260233
Thats fucked but looks gasf
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should MANNODERS join #BIRDIETWT?
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i wish i was sleeping
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are you a sleepy king
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here i would prefer to call myself a sleepy queen
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sleepy queef
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>>44259925
what's stopping you?
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>>44260327
i have no hands
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hey chicas
grab the bull (day) by the horns
get yourselves out there
always remember mommys got ur back
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heck yeah!
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figured i'd hit the other recyclers today, see what information i can scrounge up
just me, my shenzen chinesium cart, and Silvia (my pickup truck)
gonna wash off last night's stank
see ya'll in a bit
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>>44260536
silviaaaaaaaaaaa
get your mouth off of the muffler
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I have never malefailed xD
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>>44260603
i don't get it
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if you saw a manmoding ttansfender mtf. this mtf had short hair and small hips but also a generally small build, a chubby male twink with pale skin and boobs essentially. is this male agp or hsts? is he a furry? autistic? use the internet too much? discord? what am i? WHAT DO PEOPLE SEE
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>>44260404
nah i’m gonna sleep as soon as i get off work
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riddle me this, batman: if you saw a manmoding ttansfender mtf. this mtf had short hair and small hips but also a generally small build, a chubby male twink with pale skin and boobs essentially. is this male agp or hsts? is he a furry? autistic? use the internet too much? discord? what am i? WHAT DO PEOPLE SEE
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If you’re on here you’re agp
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>>44260140
:p
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>>44260976
i am a dog
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so you’ve said
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I love having autism, why does my voice sound so autistic?
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>>44261066
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i'm puppy but i'm also kinda kitty
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im gay and a man and i will always be one
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>>44261471
do you have a boyfriend
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me and my friends would’ve killed agender flags with hammers i can tell you that much
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>>44261540
No
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quick shout out to the manmoder at the quiktrip in denton i could see your manbra through your manshirt
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what about the manmoder at the wayne wawa?
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>>44260603
sylviaaaaa!!! right back where you came from
You're a pendulum.. heartbroken and numb but..
sylviaaaaa!!! no one's gonna tell you when enough's enough
enough is enoughhhh
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>>44261626
mocking me
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no i not
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i wish i were an average or even ugly twinkhon
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long hair and nearly 2 years of hormone replacement and I still read as a cis man><
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4 years and short hair and I look like a twinkhon
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4 years and long hair and eyebrows and nails and laser and skincare and I'm still read as a cis man
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you need to start walking and talking girlier
for certain people, voice training alone can carry you
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>>44261681
>>44261626
how could these possibly be connected unless you actually saw me at a wawa in wayne
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they’re not
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how do i walk girlier without looking like a retard though
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women are socialized to be “retarded” and show off their body to men so basically from a feminist pov there is ZERO way to walk like a woman without being retarded (an oppressed subjectivity in other words)
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i got carded then told i couldn’t buy alcohol
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is it not illegal to deny service?
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they said i didn’t match the picture on my id. that i looked too doglike
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以善意鋪成的地獄
菁英的僵化和霸權的衰落, 重啟大棋局也注定失敗的美國外交政策
以善意鋪成的地獄 Yi shan yi pu cheng de di yu
jing ying de jiang hua he ba quan de shuai luo, chong qi da qi ju ye zhu ding shi bai de Meiguo wai jiao zheng ce
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you hear about the chinese manmoder
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chinese eat dogs
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they said i didn’t match the picture on my id. that i looked too piglike
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>>44260903
yo this literally describes me
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mocking you
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itms not even funny stopppppp
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whadup my chigga
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im gay but i am not chinese
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he was gay, this moder?
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my hair all got burned off while welding a gas tank. Then i got fat from meds. fuck this gay earth
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i hate my body my life and my life
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in conversation with a post of a dog i saw on reddit 4tran4 —

i used to be like you and i thought i was morally superior from the selfish bigoted bormie (bore me + normie). and i was. but 14 years ago i realized it’s better to fit in by any means necessary unfortunately i failed but now i know that 14 years of stony repression were vexed to faggotry by an estrogen prescription. im so stupid fml
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my mom told me i dont look like a woman and i never will
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itms a LITTLES bit funnies
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>>44263022
that sucks. My mom told me estrogen is only for women who are in menopause like her
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Christ my heart is is yours.
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im a gay man but i want to fit in. if i say something like ‘i wish your mom sucked the estrogen out of me for her menopause treatment” would that be harassment or like classic transbian banter?
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reading the comments on my local pride parade is hilarious I think it's literal boomers and fox news fans
also I forgot to go again this year oh well
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>>44263053
straight t4t is the only acceptable choice scum
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i've never been, i don't think i belong
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>>44263022
that’s funny because your mom told me i look like a beautiful woman
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>>44263081
so much this!
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hair thinning from anamaxxing award
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>>44263091
Yeah well your mama’s so fat her ass has its own zip code
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the knowing and pitiful stares i get from other trannies whenever i show up to some fag-adjacent event make me want to crawl in a hole and bury myself
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>>44263091
When your mama sits around the house she "really" sits around the house
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ever have a mode so impeccable even other trannies dont clock u
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>>44258652
>qott
weed and pretending I'm not real.
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>>44263102
>>44263118
i’d never make these jokes about your mom because i don’t fuck fat chicks
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>>44263116
are knowing and pitiful stares worse or better than not being acknowledged at all as if you dont even exist or is it better/worse than being looked at like a 100% cis man or is better/worse than being a hugboxxed gogahon. i dont know. my life sucks and my heart hurts. i cant function cause of my hips being small. i should go buy weed and play tranny vidya
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>i don't fuck fat chicks
woah we got adolf hitler xerself over here
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i'm a gugahon
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me? gugaga
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>>44263151
i do
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gruggahon
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gruggahon needs poonpoon to self regulate!!! GRUGGAHON GOCK HARD AF
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>>44263152
it gets worse and worse no matter what i do or what people think and the first thing i feel when i wake up is suffocating jealousy for people who live the life i want. do you wanna smoke weed and play tranny vidya
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moar slampigs pour moi, the gigachadmoder who fuck hoes
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where you ever cargo pants/zelda shirt
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no im camo pants band t shirt
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>>44263207
I literally wear cargo pants and a zelda shirt still, but they're not khaki cargo shorts lol
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>>44263140
yeah, not even other moders can crack this mode
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>>44263218
unbelievably based and metal head pilled
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>>44263227
its okay pants are winters shorts
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>>44263199
yesssss let’s spend our lives together in tranny repose
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>>44263199
I've wanted to play this game for years
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>>44258652
i deal with it by jerking off to passoids and wishing i was them
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>>44263253
fuck you daniel
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>>44263268
I don't go by daniel anymore
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No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man’s and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. With infinite complacency men went to and fro over this globe about their little affairs, serene in their assurance of their empire over matter. It is possible that the infusoria under the microscope do the same. No one gave a thought to the older worlds of space as sources of human danger, or thought of them only to dismiss the idea of life upon them as impossible or improbable. It is curious to recall some of the mental habits of those departed days. At most terrestrial men fancied there might be other men upon Mars, perhaps inferior to themselves and ready to welcome a missionary enterprise. Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us. And early in the twentieth century came the great disillusionment.
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hey yall
it's the sexy, adorable, loveable, the one and only
it's ya thuggish ruggish tuff girl Andy
i went up to a new yard and talked to the owner, he is very interested in my particular set of skills, but he has to mull it over some bc i'm tryna get paid $$$$
BUT, i think i might have a job soon
either way im hitting a job fair tomorrow
scared money dont make no money
i went to the smoke shop after and bought some wraps and a grinder
the cashier was a woman that went to my high school
she called me "doll" as she rang up my purchase
so yeah when you read my posts, know you in the presence of a real one
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>$400mi production
>$300mi marketing
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stfu you hussie sluts
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>>44263321
literally just nuke california altogether what the fuck do you mean they're putting almost 1bi to make capeshit slop
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>>44263331
who tf you talking to, son?
i'll pistolwhip you with my fat hog of a gock ya heard? uncut, that means i am a free man
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*dodges*
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omae wa mou shindeiru
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>>44263277
yes you do sissy slut
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*teleports behind u*
*cums*
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https://youtu.be/KvYF1EOMSc8
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chemically castrating yourself is anti fascist praxis
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my tits are small :(
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>>44263228
a fellow moder is the only one who’s cracked my mode, i kneel to you, the superior moder
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>>44258809
it's over
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>>44263721
thank u, thank u. ;_; she deadass made eye contact with me and said to her self "nah, thats just a moid" least ik I'm not getting hatecrimed anytime soon
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could I pass if I started Estrogen?
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>>44263778
unless moders start hate criming other moders, i’m safe too
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>>44263721
my manmode must be really flimsy because most trans people can tell. like 50% of queers in general can tell. every repper i ever talked to could tell. some cissoids can tell. AND I STILL GET GENDERED HE TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN HIM
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I need to kill myself
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should I become Christian to stop being depressed? I am literally out of options, maybe the belief in an afterlife where there won't be misery will help me
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>>44263887
i have done it, got baptized, became a member, served as an usher, all to retransition in the end
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>>44263721
eh, i think there's like 2 moders here that would love to hate crime me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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literally everyone just assumes I'm a girl even though I don't bother to voice train
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Because you are -.-
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I hate having big tits yet my face doesn’t pass
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>>44263996
actually that’s true for me too
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>>44264041
well yea
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>>44263989
I wouldn't detroon but idk if you could call manmoding transitioning
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Manmoding is medical transition but not social. Some of us don’t need to present as hons to treat our dysphoria
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medical transition lmaoo
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>>44264083
it didn't really help with my dysphoria
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>>44264083
some of us want to be cis women
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>>44264053
tough life for the northeast amongst us~
>>44264083
I mean that was the idea starting out, and it was great for the first year. Then sometime along the line, unbenounced, I started giving af about my moidacious appearance
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my tummy hurts
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>>44263989
>>44263887
your god is dead and your faith is death, cultists
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>>44264083
this holds up fine in the long term for truemoders and enby freaks (like me) but the ranks of manmoders are always thinning as more of us give in to honmode or it simply becomes easier to live that way, and that's fine
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too manly to honmode award. would just be a drag queen award. stupid gay faggot award. i need to let a man rape me. im so stupid. please rape and kill me
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>>44264219
what are you even saying
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tummy punches anyone?
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ik like 4 moders that if they were to "honmode" as they say, they'd deadass just be pretty twinkhons at the worst.. somthing I could only dream of obtaining
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can i be a pretty twinkhon if
bidetloid 18 inches
underbust 32 inches
waist 30 inches
hips 37.5 inches
??
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i got a haircut and i look EXACTLY like this now. no offense
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mogs me
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>>44264029
if it makes yall feel better I just got called an it
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>>44264275
name them
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how do u even measure bideltoid
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i used calipers and a friend
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my balls tuck themselves now lol
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im so fucking drunk lol
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I hate men
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>>44264430
where do i get those
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>>44264265
i wish i could beat the shit out of someone just beat their stomach till they vomit
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>>44264444
me me me me me please me
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i don't want to be beaten I kind of want someone to just be nice to me. my tummy still hurts
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i want drugs i hate being sober so much
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>>44264417
Im responding to one noaw ;3
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>>44264462
You gonna blow nj up too?
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20 inch bideltoid, 36 inch underbust club.
Bonus points: im not fat, it's all bone.
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>>44264421
i have a pocket door so i just stood in the doorway with my shoulder against the doorframe and then closed the door until it hit my other shoulder
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>>44264477
why would i blow up new jersey?
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i don't know my bideltoid. big probably
32
28
38
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>>44264513
to kill me
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>>44264522
we could do a suicide pact at the palisades
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>>44264470
which one? and who are the other 3?
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>>44264451
i would count the bruises on your stomach lmao
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>>44264545
idk, it would probably conflict with that one moder who’s gonna kill me in newark next month
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Ok now youreall definitely mocking me cause howre you going to meet up in a newark with a murder moder that isnt me when im in love with you i respond to all your posts and i indulge your characters. i even change my cadence for you. i do everything nigga and you drop me like this?? FUCK YOU
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you know shes annoying right
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chester bennington of linkin park was trans btw
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>>44264513
idk, you just said you hate being sober which is a chief Kief lyric. Mr Kief has also stated in one of his songs that he has well planned intentions to bring combustive acts of violence to the state known as New Jersey as well.
thought maybe there was a connection there.
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>>44264613
No i didnt because nobody courts me, asks for my disc, wants to be friends, and is generallly just a moder in my life

>>44264617
tranny ahh /mu/core LOL
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i hate that i have to maintain connections with irls that mog just cause nobody online likes me. i would much rather be in an online situationship with a millennial hon that plays too much ffxiv
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>>44264603
are you talking about trainmoder
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>>44264670
nah
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I'm a millennial hon that never shuts the fuck up God I need a 30mm lead ball blasted through my sternum ASAP
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>>44264688
Hey, i can put my balls through your sternum
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>>44264631
do you want to talk to me on discord then? is that what this is?
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>>44264697
nah
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i can't even maintain online friendships
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>>44264707
okay then what do you want from me? if you actually meant to talk about me, which you apparently didn’t
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>>44264684
then who
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>>44260327
im a man and also she lives 2000 miles away
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sup fellers it is your maternal elder moder
that's right, it is Andy, your queen mother
i hope you'll be pleased to know that i have obtained a job the ole fashioned way
i will be scrappin' 'puters with some good ole boys so i will have to be in deep mode for the time being
better yet, i didn't take much of a financial loss at all from quitting my job at the previous yard
my unemployment really was just a 5 day weekend ;)
i am resting and relaxing before my work starts tomorrow
but yes, my darklings, your beloved Mother is no longer unemployed
rest easy now, little ones
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she is glowing
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>>44264737
good luck oomfie
proud of you
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>>44264696
Will they leave an a state where an open casket is out of the question?
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>>44264737
get back in the discord
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>>44264717
>>44264719
i dont know what i want. maybe i wanted you then, im sorry. right now im laying in the grass. i smell the sea air
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what if instead of tinkaton, it was twink a hon and she was a tranny pokemon?
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>>44264765
who are you talking about nigger
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>>44264779
a hummingbird was right above me just a second ago i wish you were here xx
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>>44264792
you never said anything again
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if you didn’t know it was trainmoder why were you declaring your passionate love?
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i remember watching boyhood the movie when i was 13 and i realized i really wanted a male adolescence. this is unlike twilight which made me want a female adolescence. anyways i got addicted to drugs shortly after and became a little loser in my very own burnout social circle before leaving to college and going crazy on my own in a new state as a repping hsts on some dl gay man type shit
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>>44264764
where's the invite at?
post link
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>>44264847
https://discord.gg/mMV4TC4Aa
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im not supposed to be alive but im alive and im horny what do I do about this
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i never did develop an art however because my parents were too damn nosy!!! Haha that’s cool though i spent a long time becoming educated in political philosophy and then taking estrogen and then playing call of duty with a male avatar. pubstomping. it feels so good
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you're so full of yourself and full of shit that's why i stopped saying anything
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if you ate me id probably taste kinda like a Miami mint geek bar
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what in tarnation is going on chilluns??
Mama needs her rest, don't be making a ruckus now, bc i swear if i have to get up i will make soup with the skin from yer asses
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i wish i was rita hayworth. desu i wish i was fred astaire i would transition into a really really really hot woman and then i would advance trans rights by being super classy right before the sixties so that trans people become one of the new identities that gets respect and love out of the new left and becomes normalized albeit normie by the 80s so that when im born in the 90s i could be a youngshit
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i was raped when i was 19
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>>44264864
i love vagueposting!!
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>>44264779
ooo I now know you just say the n word like thatttt o.o
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>obscura killed my run again
sts2 is lowk trash to play solo ngl
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i was once being stalked online by a short hyperwoke bolivian who would report my problematic posts to people i knew in college. to solve that issue i just started posting right wing stuff and said nigga like a lot. also made racist jokes. then i tried to talk to my other woke theymab acquaintance wheb i saw him on campus but he looked at me like i was evil and insane and cold shouldered me. i didnt do anything wrong through i was playing to an audience
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>>44264855
>another server
seventh? eighth atp?
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i need to suck cock asap
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Ayy my entire state is no longer a no fly zone now that the games are over, no more breaking federal laws for me!
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i need to kill myself asap
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same
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Help I’m starting to look like a non binary and I don’t know what to do!!!! I thought I could man mode forever ;(
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my looksmatch unfortunately
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you look fat is what you look like
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i gotta wear dad body type clothes to hide my hips and boobs
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>>44265161
same
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yuck
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>>44264615
hrt could have saved her
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HRT didn't save me
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>>44265161
same kms
>>
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i understand and accept why mass-produced tomatoes taste the way they do but ngl eating non-supermarket tomatoes is pretty peak it almost makes me forget im a ngmi permamoid
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they should make a good video game once in a while
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>>44265215
just grow your own tomatoes, garden grown tomatoes with salt and pepper on them are PEAK
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they did its called outer wilds
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>>44265226
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>>44265225
yeah my plug is gonna have some buffalo tomatoes ready pretty soon i cannot wait
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>>44265219
>>44263199
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>>44265215
most of the lack of taste in tomatoes is cause people refrigerate them
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>>44265139
how else can I dress to look more manly?
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here's what i wore to impress blue collar good ole boys
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this is like the short bus version of an OF passoid rting a bitterhon with a selfie
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LOL
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wtf is that hat
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why are you all FAT
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i bet your dick is like a bat
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>>44265306
translate into english for the whole class
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looks like a retarded paleontologist
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>>44265296
crazy flippers
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yes I'm fat but the clothes I wear are large for me because if I wore form fitting clothes it would be obvious my body has some HRT fuckery going on. So I wear clothes that make me look like a brick.
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>>44265330
why are you not fat?
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ok but why am I pear shaped?
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>>44265349
i don't know, i eat like a pig. maybe i have cancer or something
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the bright side of having to wait a day before churning my ice cream is i got to stop at the grocery store for some blue food coloring. got some on my white shirt though D:
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>>44258652
what test is this

also
>qott
i don't
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>>44265348
this is so crazy to me as a moder who dresses cartoonishly reptitive just cause some clothes make me look slightly more feminine so i stop wanting to take them off
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>>44265306
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>>44265388
well no one has irl asked me if I am a tranny yet, it's been hinted and I've gotten some weird looks but no one has explicitly asked or said I am a tranny. I expect this will change pretty soon though.
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they're both gooks this means nothing
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>>44265419
it’s pretty fun when it changes. However i imagine you mog me under those clothes so i resent your whole hopeful attitude
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I'm white?
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>>44265419
yeah, the most i’ve gotten is a few “what are your pronouns?” in woke settings, so i still think my mode’s pretty effective
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>>44265330
i'm only like 154 chill
>>44265341
whose?
>>44265344
the georgia sun is brutal
i'd rather look goofy with a straw hat than have sunburn
it also keeps the hair out of my face
>>44265345
it's called steeltoe boots, but if you were an actual working man and not some soft handed faggot you'd know that
i have 25 cm feet, i need to protect them when i'm out on the jobsite
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*audience laughs*
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>>44265444
just stay inside cornball
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>>44265444
>soft handed faggot
excuse you im a teacher >_<
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>>44265468
she’s gotta work for a living though
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>>44265444
isn't 3am in georgia right now?
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>>44265476
don't look like it
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>>44265468
lol what does your mode look like?
the hat mogs, cute that it's not for you
i wear it for work, idc what it looks like
i get my feedback from women irl, so the stuff i'm doing is clearly working
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Is manmoding coping?
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>>44265514
absolutely is, don't let anyone tell you otherwise
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>>44265514
no, just laziness
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>>44265491
coca cola’s georgia, not stalin’s
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>>44265491
are you just rotfl at your epic joke right now? you must be.
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>>44265514
everything is a cope
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>>44265537
?
>>44265532
oh okie
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>>44265505
you look like you work the garden counter at home depot
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okay but is it npd to only laugh at my own posts?
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she talks about her work here constantly, are you people just illiterate?
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>>44265537
sometimes the joke isn't my post. it's the replies. like my post is the set-up and your answers are the punchline.
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I think I'll grab some chinese on the way back
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grave robbing cannibal moder
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i don't value the lives of autistics enough to read their word salad
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>>44265568
sorry I'm not here 24/7 like a retard ig
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>>44265590
why not
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>>44265604
i have to girlmode at work + i have a bitch
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>>44265610
i dont think you should be here at all
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I lied I don't have a bitch
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>>44265644
probably because you call them bitches
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>>44265610
if you girlmode at work why are you here?
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>>44265558
fair enough
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>>44265682
what's that mean? ain't i a woman
>>44265690
my swamp
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>>44265706
dont call them bitches bro
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>>44265714
>bro
don't misgender me chud
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who is squeaktoad?
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>>44265738
sir please.
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i feel like my sister somehow became taller than me recently and i find it vaguely irritating. she pulls a lot of women too. why is my sister such a chad?
i'm a faggot too but why have i never pulled a guy. did she steal all my good genes?
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>>44265706
anthy?
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>>44265738
it’s crazy cause that’s a malebrained response and cisfoids literally say bro to each other all the time
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>>44265747
got called an it today you can't touch me
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>>44265574
get it through uber
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>>44265788
who the fuck is anthy?
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>>44265771
>shorter than cis women
mogs me
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>>44265803
i really really like this image. can i save it?
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>>44265830
she’s the rose bride
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>>44265849
me too! save it, it's all yours my friend
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>>44265863
yeah but who is the moder that uses the name anthy?
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thinking about how it would feel if a man were to all of a sudden get violent and choke me as we made love. i think the genuine fear would be so hot especially if the switch happens right after a nut
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>>44265836
tall people are beautiful regardless of gender. you shouldn't envy midgets. i bet you look better for it.
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>>44265745
the train
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>>44265897
...anthy? there's only one, right?
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>>44265898
i want to be choked to death by a woman
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>>44265901
i tower over cis women and even many moders
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>>44265947
you sound based
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>>44265956
i’m not, and this whole thread is in agreement there
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>>44265931
not scary. it would feel way too much like rejoining the chthonian goop of creation. it would be like getting unborn instead of killed. too mystical and wombanly
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how manmoding is real hahaha just stop repping hahaha
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now to help the ineffective bait above, imagine a world where manmoding is repping
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the one youre in
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imagine a world where gay is a norm and straight a minority
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Cis men should be forced to manmode (no bras!!)
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>>44265967
oh, well, even if you suck, if i passed you on the street i'd probably think, "woah, they're really tall. that's so cool."
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>>44265971
yeah thats what i want. tears of joy
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I'm so tall
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>>44266022
i’m not “really tall”, i’m just taller than the average moid
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the only death that would bring me comfort is looking like matt damon as odysseus while tom holland rapes me
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it’s cool that gangstalking is real here
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it isn't
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im being gangstalked. but they dont know my name or lifestyle only my ip because theyre jannies
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>>44266049
if you're above 6' i'd probably still think that.
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>>44265907
does she not know what happens if you google that
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>>44266092
if only you knew how gangstalked i was
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i sometimes accuse my family of participating in the gangstalking
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good idea, i should do the same
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my gangstalkers are chill asl
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>>44266136
she seems to just not gaf about online privacy
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you people suck so bad why am I here
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idk, you tell us
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>>44266238
omg chica, my wife loves this queer
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>>44265270
Sarcastic Comment Loading graphic tee
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just had an ice cream cone
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i often get so dysphoric and feel so bad that i wrap around to feeling cis and wanting to detransition. this is how it was for much of my life as a repper. i believe that’s what the experts call psychological repression. Which is basically when something feels so bad you just shut it off entirely and then it cant hurt you anymore
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white trans women are the only white people capable of being pretty because holy shit what a chopped ass race fr
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>>44266277
>be the one type of white person capable of beauty
>still look like me
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>>44266262
go ahead and detransition baby
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>>44266299
never
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>>44265827
wtf would I do that, i was already there???
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>>44266255
don't I look like a cis man though. No need to change what I wear.
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>>44266255
i had one of those i wore constantly in elementary school
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>>44266101
i am below 6’, so continue being disappointed in me
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im 5'12" tyvm!
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5’2 is so luckshit wtf
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we begin to churn
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I'm 5'5"



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