>>44272974What is the last thing you actually cooked (not just reheated)?
>>44274579Rice and pan fried chicken.
>>44274579post hole
>>44274579oatmeal
Eu curto dar para os pardos da favela.
oatmeal is so good, i think i may experiment with a oatmeal diet, by body loves it
>>44274579I cooked a vegan pasta dish
>>44274579Rice lentils with slided tomatoes and cucumber.
>>44274586would be better if it were baked chicken and ricethe key is getting the rice crispy but flavorful with broth and herbs
>>44274586Tzatziki, baked chickpeas, a salad.
>>44274566>there are some "people" ITT who aren't vaccinated against HPV in the year of our lord 2026What the fuck is your excuse /gaygen/?
how are you guys feeling?
>>44274579made a chanterelle sauce with dumplings my mommy found in the forest
>>44274655i've never had sex
>>44274586>>44274625why do you eat me?
>>44274625no>>44274642didnt ask
>>44274667horny.
>>44274566I think I got the vaccine when I was like 13-14. I suck dicks regardless. I only do stuff with clean cut guys who get tested, and I pull the skin back just to check
>>44274669That's enough food for half a child. >>44274677Because God put you on this earth to fill my tummy.
>>44274692he put a ton of seeds on this Earth to grow fruits and vegetables, and edible things that don't require a blood sacrifice
Gotta talk about exclusivity and stuff with the bf eventually. I don't think we're clear on how open this arrangement is. And his idea of green card marriage. This gives me anxiety
>>44274671What if one day you get buttfucked by a serial gay rapist with HPV?
>>44274695I'm tempted to run my fingers through his bush and chest hair and suck his nipples. Maybe slide a finger in his belly button if he allows it - some masc dudes aren't a fan of it
>>44274563Rio de Janeiro is shit, we don't like it and they despise usbasically the "macaco, favela, crime, huehue" brazilian stereotype comes from thereSouth Brazil is pretty chill, comfortable, nice place, better than Argentina or Chile in my opinion
>>44274669the dumpling looks rawshould be browned on both sidesmushrooms saucer looks niceis that your picture?
Delta put on grey sweatpants and show your monster cock outline
what do you want done with you body when you die?
>>44274704>fruits and vegetablesthey look so much better when paired with chicken tho.
Two slices of bread at the bottom, jam and cheese in the middle, eggs on top
>>44274669stolen pic
>>44274655do you work for the company that makes it?
homosexual gay bf..
Pretty woman but its samael saving a dumb 6'4 himbo whore from the favelas
>>44274695i hope his hole is as hairy as his chest
cock is the only meat i need
>>44274731are you a fem bottom?
Homo...sexual...HomosexualYou better dance you homosexual!
the sushi from the georgia state university food court is surprisingly good
>>44274748Buried somewhere nice where bugs and critters and stuff can eat me
>>44274792Coq au Vin?
>>44274855would you drink southern comfort or fireball with me?
>>44274872>skipped dick day at the gymtypical
post what you're listening tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4D_ZSNza9o
>>44274792with extra gravy
>>44274880im watching bad tattoo compilations
breeed meee~ uwui'm in heat!
>>44274880https://youtu.be/BGMuebeVU80?si=RJPTByoo3RUYcZyD
>>44274895this is why i don't want to be a bottom. i'd hate having to ask for sex
>>44274868Never had southern comfort but it sounds nice. I'm drinking juice rn
>>44274895lol
>>44274861my mom made that for a fancy dinner party when I was a little kid, and she accidentally used twice as much wine as the recipe called for, and it turned the chicken bright red and I remember the look on her face and how embarrassed she was
>>44274906i don't mind begging. so long as i can have my fillwhat's there to be shy about? i'm sure tops have needs too
>>44274906>i'd hate having to ask for sexyou dont? you just pull your panties down? uwu?
>>44274932it's not about being shy. it's about having to ask. i need the lust to be mutual and it seems like bottoms are always more in heat than tops>>44274935shush
>>44274667Is it wrong to lead grindr poons on with the whole "yes bro I see you as a dude" only to dump loads in the poonussy for a week long on and off pump and dump leaving her impregnated?
>I spoke with Poonmur she's in the hospital she said she won't be coming back to CISgaygen
>>44275019Yes
Thoughts on mudding?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9-AbNTygUg
>>44275084Really?
>>44275019Yes because opposite-sex intercourse is inherently evil.
>>44275019Nigger retard shut the fuck up already you're not funny, you've been asking the same thing for over a month, ask shiza and timur and maybe samael directly next time
I ate a big healthy meal. I'm a good girl.
>>44275019>poonussy
timur isnt here anymore
>>44275098looks like a fun way to get a uti
>>44275114You're a big girl. The big girl...
>>44275127why can i waft the smell of her poonussy then? somehow one day tipoon returned.
>>44274872huge musclebound BWC domtop gentle daddy
haha u cant toich me uou cant touch me neener neener
When I was a wee lad I was walking down the street when these two men stopped me and said "Hey poofta wanna have some fun?" and I started shaking and sobbing as they were about to grab me but then this other man yelled "Oi what you doing to that lad!" and they ran for their lives and I was like "nyooo why you do that we were going to have some fun"
>>44274880https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE2xB13VsXI
>>44275236poor munk
>>44274880the only one who could ever reach mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAZLgsDRUv4
>>44275236Haha imagine if it hit its head and fucking DIED! FUCK macaques!!!!
>>44275109This is literally the first time I've asked
>>44275236Ouu shiii
>>44275109>Retard ask Poonmur directly!!!! *shits pants*>Replying to a post asking Poonmur directlyLike pottery
>>44275236the monkey is delta collecting (You)s from thirsty bottoms, only to run back to real life and realize he's fat and lonely
*fondles your balls*
>>44275327Yes and this is the second time you've said this, kill yourself
>>44275379Boohoo nigga show us that leaky tuna hole
>>44275370*farts in self defense*
>>44275370Nuh-uh
>>>/an/5145103>>>/an/5143802lmao not them shitting up another board these 2 niggas are so annoying i just wanna look at cute animal pics
>>44274797No, masc side usually
>>44275453honestly it's disturbing how all his pets have health issues an he has health issues, almost like they're a product of their negative environment with him and suffer the consequences of that, i would set them all free if i could
>>44275453>>44275406
>>44275453you don't have to open the threads
dayum I would make a nice blond
>>44275548Her tit n puss are playing peekaboo
>>44275553and you don't have to dick (you lack one)-tate what people should do. you don't have another good will to have a grace of ignore, hungry desperate retarded inbread pooncunt
>>44275540no negativity and i only adopt special needs so health issues expected moreso, but also shit happens out of my control sadly
>>44275574Nyuuuuuu! You have that sexy dark system of a down look going.
>>44275553Let's get a whiff of that tuna front hole babygirl
>>44275612syndrome of a down, more like
>>44275579stop talking about shiza
>>44275609pancreas issues and fatty liver disease are 99% due to bad diet (same with humans), vegan cats don't have such issues
"The world's oldest verified cat, Crème Puff (who lived to the astonishing age of 38), ate a diet of dry cat food supplemented with eggs, turkey bacon, broccoli, coffee with cream, and an eyedropper of red wine everyday." Wtf?
>>44275640>vegan cats don't have such issuesBecause they die before developing any.
i don't understand the dark petty hatred
>>44275612what the hell is a system of a down look
>>44275600>>44275613>>44275629
I have a mental problem where if a guy is attracted to me I will go to great lengths to find someone who he is more attracted to because I do not feel secure in thinking that he finds me attractive. What is that called?
>>44275686how I feel everytime a pet owner eats another animal senselessly
>>44275688https://youtu.be/CSvFpBOe8eY
I'm in south korea Broke out with gonorrhea Now I totally figured it outThat's why it hurts when I go peeI feel like a jerk cause my dick won't workIt's like I got punched in the nutsBy a dude who knows Thai-chi
>>44275686>CISgaygen
my post was great should've gotten ten (You)s at least
>>44275714have you ever eaten fried chicken skin though? no one keeps chickens as pets anyway
I have a mental problem where if a guy is attracted to me I do everything possible to put him off me including giving him dirty looks if I catch him looking at me and ignoring his existence.
>>44275679Based creme puff living longer than charlie kirk
I wish timur was a huge tits blonde russian girl with tight blonde wet pussy who can ride my cock.
>>44275735I do this. It's called fear of intimacy and rejection
>>44275725i am cis gay male. regardless why are you like this
>>44275710rational
>>44275779why you not sucking my balls
>>44275732of course, i'm a meat eater, i'm just bored and want to try on different irritating personas
>>44275804shut up dad
when's it my turn to top. gosh..
>>44275821oh fair play ive done that in my long career of boredom as well
if a man wants me to top, that would be it. relationship over
>>44275839Never. You're made for giving pleasure to men's cocks.
>>44275867My migraines totally cleared up by exercising regularly again and eating healthier. I don't really even get headaches anymore. I'm trying to eat a gram of protein per lb of body weight per day and I feel like king Kong and i could bludgeon someone with my cock
>>44275779You have no penis, you barely inject any reasonable amount of testosterone, and you will always be a female woman
why doesn't mario just kill bowser?
>>44275868but my bf said he was vers..
>>44275867>heh youve triggered my gender dysphoria for the last time yor life is fucking over
>>44275770I want to get intimate with you
>>44275947you must be really plappable and have a fat ass then idk
>>44275922why didn't the guy in obsession not just call the cops on the crazy bitch?
bubble butt top x bony skinny bottom
>>44275764>>44275725
>>44275964are you the femboy shota of my dreams
>>44276016I'm leaving. I just drop in to see what's going on and bigen is boring.
>>44276020No, sorry I thought I was hoping for a timid anxious gay guy, not a mentally ill pedophile
>>44276016What is this?
>>44276037See, immediately rejected.
>>44276009and the big booty top sits on the bottoms face uwu
>>44275726attach a catbox of a big penis to it next time
>>44276027i know, maybe if your nigger group had an identity that wasn't build on ruining cool stuff and whining you'd would have been interesting to each other at leastnow kill yourself nigger
Odd. According to this, there should be 40 vocaroos in here.
>>44276090>Why won't you commit to a man? >*personality of battery acid mixed with poop*Hahee
>Be talking with a guy>Trade nudes>He asks "Hey so do you know of any other apps to meet guys?"Every time
went to the bathroom to take a hot piss, pulled my jeans down and wowzers, my thick sweaty bulge had to be peeled off my brief pouch.jesus christ it was so musky i could smell my nuts almost immediately. isn't it ironic? that horny little fag bottom like me has such bountiful fertility and yet it is completely useless because i won't be impregnating any females. on the contrary, it's me who's getting inseminated. idk i just find it so ironic haha xD
>>44276140
a* horny
i bought skim milk so now i can eat 7 cookies at a time guilt free
>cisgayGEN>nobody is paying me for providing company
>>44275897My brother said he needed more riboflavin and niacinamide.
what if after a date, a guy invites you in to "cuddle" and you think he means sex, but in reality he only wants to cuddle
>>44276114>why won't you commit to a man?>why would any man (even my own kind) commit to a narcissistic sad straggot psychopath that has to go to other gens because he's too lazy to even support his own people>*reaction picture to convey emotion because i'm a failure and need you know share how i feel*death deserving inhuman niggerlol
>>44276322I would propose on the spot
>>44275897o-ok>>44275962it's not gender dysphoria
>>44276235The temple is her juicy pussy isnt it
>What is the last thing you actually cooked (not just reheated)?I made another ramen for tonight (*´・з・)
