L Word editionQOTT: who's your favorite out of L world?>OG Discord: https://pastebin.com/P644WESi>clg2 Discord: https://pastebin.com/1ct1Fcag>clg3 Discord: https://pastebin.com/emrpgWM8Previous thread: >>44140475
>>44291073Thank you for making a thread OP
>>44291073>tina and the bpd bi whose name i can't remember both excluded from the coverbased
ANAL SEX
>>44291073Shane supremacy. I get dumb with hormones every time she pops up on screen.
Alice the funny one. I want to be like her
>>44291466Real. She's got sovl.There really isn't a second show like The L Word, is there? I love the 00s TV. Something peculiar about it, almost like show writers back then had more experience talking to actual people.
>>44291073Dunno, this show never clicked with me.
>>44291831What does click with you? Recs?
>spent literally every single day watching and reading porn since my vacation startedI'm such a degenerate loser, shoot me
>>44292103>tfw no porn addict gf
>>44292103>porn every dayisn't this, like, normal? as long as you don't goon for hours and waste time.
>>44293792Not her but what if you do goon for hours?
do yall think hypergamy exist in lesbian relationships?
>>44293894personally i think it does and i think its even worse than straggots and the reason for it is that our dating pool is so small so were forced to lower our standards, whether it's about looks or personality
>>44293821then you're a degen loser... sorry
>>44291073Fellow Germanon detected. I'm gonna get shat on for this, but J e n n y. >>44291379Should've added Lucy Lawless instead.
>Nolan's Odyssey>My Odysseyhttps://youtu.be/inqC_yDCfc4?is=mHfn0CUynshXpDMC
>>44292103What sort of porn
Can I ask a pop culture question to all the cis lesbians here, even if I myself am not a lesbian?Just wanna get some opinions on something
>>44298368What's the question
>>44298924do you like mudkips?
>>44298924My question was how familiar are you all with, and what are your opinions on Deltarune?
>>44299124All I know is that it's a video game iirc by the creator of Undertale, which I played several years ago. I remember liking Undertale, quite a few interesting game design choices.
>>44291073Bette is so hot
>>44294042I find my standards lowering more and more as I swipe on dating apps. wake up the next day and I'm like, why did I swipe on this ogre
>>44299513Never browse dating apps after 7 p.m if you're looking for a long term relationship. Texting is fine, just not looking for new people. On the other hand, hook ups are best arranged after dark when inhibitions are low. Science.
>>44299513i think the solution to this problem is to uglymaxx in that way, we either end up dating someone on our own level, or a Stacy will be forced to date us because there is no one else to date
QOTT:shane. obviously. the fuck? is there even any other?
If I want a woman who's dominant and willing to degrade me sexually, do I have to go for bisluts? Almost every lesbian I've talked to hates kink and porn because "waah waah misogyny waah waah demeaning to women".
>>44300586>I've talked toWhere? That's the important part.
What is it about Shane that keeps us all enthralled two decades later? asking for a friend.
>>44302200idk, personally i found her kind of cute in the early seasons but i was never head over heels for herbette is the most attractive of the castthe dumb bitch tina cheated with while pregnant was cute too except for being a dumb bitch with a pregnancy fetish
>>44300586What lesbians have you been talking to that's not really ever been my experience
Someone please post the gif of when they're in the shower and one of them goes to pee and the other one straddles her on the toilet.
well /clg/?
>>44302934Mixing ice cream flavours is degenerate behaviour and it becomes a sickly mess once it all melts together. Pick one flavour to have three scoops of.
>>44302591Bette has grown on me, I wasn't into her as a teen but now I want her to dom me. >dumb bitchJane Lynch was her name I believe, she's gay irl.
>>44303083>Jane Lynchno it wasn't her but she's pretty based, if not really my typethe dumb bitch was brunetteTina really put it out for anyone huh. truth in television I guess.
>>44302934three scoops of cookies n cream tbhonest
>>44303030melted ice cream is disgustingthe trick is to be enough of a fatty boom boom that you manage to inhale it all before it melts
>>44302934Vanilla x3
>>44302934One mint chip, 2x vanilla.
>>44303224a boring bitch after my own heart
Buff lady of the day
>>44288975>unfortunately they tend to be unbearably wokeIn what way?
>>44303187aah, Helena! Helena is cute, I forgot how weird her introduction art was though.
i saw a girl with a really nice butt today and almost took a picture but realized i'm a creep and walked away in shame
>>44303784taking pictures with your mind is enough anon
>>4430293410 scoops of cookie dough and coffee please
what do you think of hitting on waitresses? I don't know what to make of my friend that keeps hitting on female servers in restaurants, it's like compulsive with her to do this (yes, she's les).
>>44304278I think it's wrong to do that to someone who is at work and has to be polite and can't really walk away.
>>44304278Eh it's harmless as long as you don't actually touch anyone or get explicit.
What other boards do you visit /clg/?
>>44305700Fake boobs. where are the real boobs
>>44305973>Fake boobsAre you sure?Hard to tell from 3 seconds of video.
>>44305700/co/ and /tv/
INB4 the troons show up.
>>44302934>no pistachioi'd rather DIE than eat inferior ice cream
My mom and I laughed at this dexter scene with that shane actress: https://youtu.be/E97vpIrw2p8?si=qi_4JC5Kp25ADgFe
>>44305700/k/
>>44305700/vg/, /g/, /u/
>>44300100I am on 4chan because I am autistic. I am not ugly, lol. Beauty was always one of my special interests and my senpai especially my dad's side is pretty but with asd.
>>44305700/diy/ /ck/ and /u/Mostly just here though
>>44309598here and pol
>>44305700here and /Int/
>>44309598Good taste
>>44306328What do you do there?
>>44292103Porn doesn't do anything to me, because I instantly notice the bad acting and it pisses me off too much.And that they are on some pain killers, muscle relaxants or other drugs, when anal or throat is involved. In some flicks they are not even hiding this anymore, you see the sniff bottles.
>>44312599complain
Bedtime soon. I got my game though so I'll be up for a few more hours
Les anons do any of you have experience as ex-poons now lesbian/butchcoping
broke up a month ago and i feel so freeeeealso Bette 100
>>44316323tell us all about your bitch ex Anon
>>44316311>ex-poons now lesbianthey were always lesbian
>>44315472what game? i think I'm getting a new computer for my bday so i'll actually be able to play more demanding games than the sims 2 or emulated ps2 games
mac and cheese time
>>44318899all she did was whine about e-ve-ry-thing and she'd fart minimum 10 times a day, and they were always pungent and the smell would travel from room to room. many other things but I'm just glad I don't have to brace myself for the smell throughout the day. I even bought scented nose plugs a couple of weeks before I broke up with her
>>44319529why does this read like a fetish post
>crush from grad school got married>passively observing>her husband got her addicted to opiates and romanticized the withdrawals as "soul ties" to keep her on a leash, weaponized his entire hispanic family>she kept going back, everybody left her for dead>didn't realize what was happening and played emotional support dyke>her ex started stalking me and began a harrassment campaign>can't figure it out, it's like microphones and AI's in the speakers, he records peoples voices too>think he's using it on girls to be "the voice of God" and convincing them to date him>he gets them addicted and robs themI think he only successfully did this on her at this point but this is what I surmised. The thing is, he is now bankrupt doing this. He uses credit cards and robs them for cash for opiates. This had to be a power fetish mixed with lolcow levels of delusion.Pretty sad how this turned out. I got blocked by her.
>>44320536>fartsnatch ptsd
>>44320611Once my mum thought my when my dad farted he was speaking. Idek what she thought he was saying
>>44320595>I think he only successfully did this on her at this pointThat girl is too retarded to live. Sorry. Why did you have a crush on her anyway? Big tits or something?
>>44320666lmao your old mans voice sounds like farts
>>44320674We were classmates and she paid attention to me. She was pretty. And I got attached because she was an outcast like me in some aspects. I couldn't really put a finger on it but the big thing is she never seemed condescending about my hobbies.I'm somewhat convinced that I got blocked because her affection for me did not mimic the stimulation of drugs. Her husband gave her opiates and her best friend got her addicted to alcohol.
I crave! I am asking her to bring me home snacks. I want that spicy pineapple lemonade drink from Dairy Queen with tajin mixed in. Ooooooooo
>>44320536maybe because the idea that i stayed as long as i did with someone who thinks making people endure that behavior is funny sounds made up. she did go to the doctor at some point before we met to make sure she didn't have something wrong with her and the doc told her she just a very gassy person.
>>44291073it's a good movie
>>44291073 how can I best let women know that I'm not attracted to them? If I transition to a woman they're going to just think I'm another woman or I'm a drag queen I'm going to look like somebody that they expect to be attracted to them. I'm not onto any woman.expression; I want to be gay man, women will recognize as not sexually available..I want women to think I'm gay..what can I do?
Bedtime ilu
>>44291073bump
>>44320812>Her husband gave her opiates and her best friend got her addicted to alcohollife is the sum of all your choices
>>44328663I always wonder if people take stuff that society knows and warns will ruin your life thinking they won't get addicted or if they really just don't care. to be fair i did try O after someone offered and I didn't feel anything after but the person that offered would rob their mom blind for more O
How do I deal with a dear friend's transition to male? It feels like being stabbed in the back. I have 12 years of memories with your name that I hold so close to my heart... That name means the world to me, I'd pronounce it with so much joy. And I've never been friends with a man before. Like, I know it's his choice and that's I'm being egotistical. It's 100% my problem that I find it hard to deal with this. But shit, I'm so sad.
>>44329155Be honest with your concerns and fears. I'm only morally against the surgeries and hormones, Frankenstein science imo But don't word it that way, talk about fears of quack doctors and sciences and push back against invasive procedures, otherwise just be there for your homie
We're going to Volcano Bay on Friday. Cabana and everything
4chan was hhe best thing that has ever happened to my mental fortitude because it taught me confrontation in a safe anonymous environment. Now I'm older and can't stop winning simply because I'm a) not afraid to go for the throat, b) hard to unbalance thanks to hours of gore footage, getting called every slur under the sun, and arguing with retards for hours on end.I love 4chan.
>>44331811We don't always agree or get along but that's what makes us all such good friends
>>44332855I love you too <3
>>44331811Massive cope from an unemployed friendless femcel
>>44333455Why are you mean?
>>44333598I don't want people thinking that 4chan is actually good for you. We're here because there's something wrong with us, not because browsing /b/ when you were 16 gave you superpowers
>>44333889>I don't want people thinking 4chan is actually good for you.Oh fucking please, theres nothing better for your mental health than pure anonymous shit conversation in a world where everyone now expect you to have a face and real name attached to your opinions elsewhere
>>44333455What if I'm en employed friendless femcel
I regret not buying instant ramen when I was at the store
>>44334431Gold star on your fridge calendar
>>44333455What if she is an unemployed neet friendhaving sexhaving stacy?
Baby woke me up, so we're in the patio room watching xmen 97. I'm watching it, she's looking at the pretty colors and pulling my hair. I'm craving but idk what. Charred vegetables. Fire grilled corn on the cob or carrots. Pan fried red potatoes that are slightly burnt. I'm going to air fryer some breakfast pancake sausage corn dogs because they're easy and not mess-making.
>>44291073Banned on Reddit for 3 days for NOTHING, and it won't let me access my inbox. I think it was for this: You can play sports just not in the women's section competitively. This is fair, I am not a transphobe, but I know even trans individuals admit that it isn't fair to play in women's competitive sports due to physiological advantages thay never go away, such as strength, bone density, muscle mass, lung/heart size, etc. that don't fully disappear with hormonesYou are allowed to enter bathrooms too, they have gender neutral and men's bathrooms. You have more rights and protections than I do, especially on Reddit where anything too close to the sun gets nukedTranswomen cannot experience FGM, sex-based oppression, menstruation, pregnancy-related risks, child marriage, etc. It is okay to admit that you have fundamentally different experiences.Sex reassignment surgery is legal in all 50 states, but abortion is banned in 13 states. This makes it incredibly difficult for women to get the care they need, pregnancy can actually, in severe cases, cause kidney or even liver failure, and severe health problems. Banning abortions makes it harder for those women to get care and tells women that an unborn fetus has more value than their own life----I do NOT take it back I was fucking cooking
>>44333455Anon I assure you I'm very very employed kek
>>44336989Is the show good?
>>44337471Going to leddit to argue against troons is about the most pointless thing you can do since any rational thought gets you the banhammer. It's against leddit rules to not validate trannies.
>>44337737Surprisingly not terrible
>>44337737>>44338366Remember that I am entirely biased and actually like the capeshit. They fired the one guy who did these two seasons not because MAGA cried he was gay, but because he wouldn't deviate from the show or comics canon designs or plot.https://youtu.be/z7-hIBDz894?is=TBa_FeSr-UrA9kEwRouge a THOT but I absolutely back her crashout 100%
>>44319529>she'd fart minimum 10 times a dayi had a friend who did this. she would also keep the bathroom door open and want to talk to me while taking a shit. seriously what's wrong with these people.
>be tranny>walk into /clg/ to troll>they're literally talking about female public shitting and farting all over themselvesit seems my work here is done
>>44337471literally every reddit sub has at least one tranny mod, it's actually surprising they didn't permaban you
>44339965stunning and brave, everyone clapped, etc etc
who was your first media crush?
>>44338687she has a strange accent so i can't support her
>>44341162My main issue is this fight right here. Why did she let up? She had great pressure here.
>>44342539Hurr https://youtu.be/RDDlOkh3GhE?is=GSVFP1V-FTZ6ppr1
>>44341162It's cute.
>>44318932I been playing Guild Wars Reforged on Mobile since launch. Every excuse to farm ectoplasm I take it
>>44342981Only men would like that fat ass
>>44344973Men aren't the only ones who like big butts
>>44344973wrong
>>44345153Oh yes they are, when it's that big and fat looking
>>44345397Incorrect!
Project Zomboid got an update today. I might play it. I've been on a zombie kick lately
I wanna get started on Halloween early this year. Everyone seems to be putting their shit out trying to get me to spend $$Recycling some of the decorations I bought and made the last few years, turn the yard into a mausoleum/graveyard again. Just need some more skeletons and cobwebs. Spend on the big candy and diabetes snacks and doggie treats. I was thinking of ordering a few of those 1lbs resees cups to give to little little kids who are alone or crying or barely have any candy. Make some Memories this year for these Crotch Goblins out there.
time to be a hero
New Guild Wars content today too. Endgame loot for Underworld and Fissure of Woe. I can't wait to see all the new goodies
Am I really forever doomed to constantly relapsing to my traumas?I feel my boo is getting pretty annoyed by me, which puts me into a lot of stress.I need her, she does not need me. She would be better off without me. Fucking hell.
bedtime ilu
>>44352823There's supposed to be new mini pets and weapons. They dropped the consumables earlier because whoops, but ain't nobody reporting on or selling the new drops to give out any info on. I just want to collect more uniques you don't understand my autism cannot HANDLE my armory being incomplete
>>44339942for my case it was probably some kind of narcissism. knowing people do not appreciate being around whatever she had going on but doing it anyway fully knowing people around her thinking it was gross and not even funny. every day I wake up glad that it's in the past now
>>44356554narcissists (as in npd) are usually extremely image conscious though aren't they? sounds more like something like oppositional defiance disorder. anyway, she sounds gross and like she deserves to be alone.
I'm feeling blegh
>>44358807wish i was there to laugh at you in person
>working out more>have PCOS build but tall>attractive to women for some reason>2 women obv staring at me when I was getting food todayI'm fuarking making it
>>44362919Good work anon!
Jean Grey was an only child, shit threw me off so hard when they revealed her sister.
>>44364150I thought**
>>44306136gorgeous
>>44364150iirc she has an older sister but she doesn't have any powers
>>44365093When I'm bored I sometimes refresh the front page of 4chan till I see something interesting and click on it, every time I see the gravure general on /jp/ I end up clicking and then saving 200+ images/videos from it
>>44365261Ye but they way Spooderman done did it made it feel like a whole new character. I had thought the main villain was what'shisname from Black Panther's gallery. Cannibal.
These last two threads have been very slow even by our usual standards, last thread took 16 days to reach bump limit and this one is half way to bump limit after 8 days...
There's only like four of us left with a few visitors
>>44371875The poll I did a few weeks ago got 14 votes, though it did take 12 days to get that many so I think some /clg/ regulars only drop by once every week or two.
>>44291073Beth is the sexiest. I also sort of like how Jenny looks. Hate her character but she’s cute… Marina too
>>44291073Should I watch the L word?
>>44373242It's hit and miss, you'll like some of it and hate the rest
>>44291073What if... the L Word, but it's the entire female cast of Deadlock instead.
The new Halo isn't as bad as everyone's saying but it's still pretty bad. I hope they'll keep supporting it, if they add the other two main halo games, weapons vehicles equipment and enemies, like one big Firefight hub station. SPV3? Are any of you old enough to remember SPV3? This is what it could be if they gave a shithttps://youtu.be/RAg1n405Ep0?is=K_YOWfRabPbaKCu_
>>44376029What is Deadlock?>>44376724>lets remake a game but make it worse than the originalI've never understood why remake devs always do that.>SPV3? Are any of you old enough to remember SPV3?Never heard of it, I wasn't a pc gamer back in the halo 1 days, I was like 2 years old.
>>44377197A bunch of autistic fans took the events from the books, fireteam raven (the dave&busters arcade shooter) and combined them with expanded weapons and vehicles from all the books and all the games. It's a buggy mess but runs about on par as the new shit does
>>44377719I remember playing some very early builds of it, SCV3 I mean. Right after reach launched or right before Halo 4? It was forever ago. It's exactly what Campaign Evolved is trying to be but actually good at it.
>>44373242i hated it but to be fair i hate 99% of televisionit's like your typical dumb drama show but with more lesbians, bishits and tranners
>>44377197>What is Deadlock?A video game
I got bbq and burnt my tongue. My wife is teasing me. I got sunburnt the other day and it still hurts a little. Spooderman was fun, saw that to cap the day. Slept away yesterday while my mom took the kids. Slept away most of today. School starts up again soon, traffic is going to be fun make these two shits walk and take the bus. My brother's wife got a raise at her job and getting more responsibilities. She's making appointments And taking appointments>she's Employed okay, that's all that mattersI'm surprised she's allowed behind the wheel sometimes, she drives me up the wallI swear half the time I'm babysitting her while living in her house. My wife and my mom think I'm a saint but I just scream in a pillow. We all love her though. Got another checkup soon. Nurses are going to start coming here to check on me before long. Ima go get some ultrasounds done! Clump of cells tier but it should be people-shaped!
>>44380638>Got another checkup soon. Nurses are going to start coming here to check on me before long. Ima go get some ultrasounds done! Clump of cells tier but it should be people-shaped!Exciting!
>>44377197I forget yall are BABIES. I unironically have Pokémon older than you
>wouldn't you know it>that thing that always happens>happened during an election yeartaking bets taking betsNow we know who dunnit, let's see if we can guess what this Supreme Gentleman is upset about. This is why I have I Driving gun and a House gunAlso I'm going back to bed.
>>44383830genuinely curious what you are babbling about
Fit swimmer of the day
Bonus
>>44385073Shooting in Idaho yesterday at a popular burger chain. Three dead, two wounded last I heard. YTboi with glasses and a mustache. Still waiting to see if he's off his meds, has a composition notebook with rambling scribble that people will call a 'manifesto,' or (((political operative)))
>>44386037are you implying that the government is behind the shooting, or why did you mention the election year?
>>44386083People and institutions are waiting to jump onto the chance to boast that if their ideology was forefront then this would have never have happened. Elysium Waits type shit
>>44337471> Banning abortions makes it harder for those women to get care and tells women that an unborn fetus has more value than their own lifebased
>>44385107>>44385112cute butts
>>44379334Do you have a Deadlock waifu?>>44383549I'm not a baby! I was born in 1999, I'm nearly 30, it's over.
>>44388029Gotta be Celeste. Also because she is my main, I love her movement and skill set. Also, her being a confirmed lesbian doesn't hurt.My gf likes Silver a lot, but that's because she's a sucker for women with wolf cuts.
>>44389946What do they look like?
Changed my tampon and pooped in a public bathroom today and apparently I wasn't doing it fast enough for the lady waiting in front because she knocked on my door. AFTER I audibly flushed and washed my hands. I've never been this embarrassed.
I'm writing a story that happens to have a lesbian couple in it. It's a traditional femme and butch relationship. But there is a bit of a twist. You see they have a male friend. Generic pussy hound misogynist asshole but he loves them very much and will take a bullet for them. He's the friend of the MC of this story. Okay. Uh. There will be scenes where it hints that he's fucking the butch one. There won't be any big fanfare and the femme wife never finds out. But it's happening. It's not a big deal and no one actually points it out. It's just happening. How would lesbians react to this?
>>44390402Give us more than that, why's the butch woman in the relationship with the moid? Are they friends that caught feels, someone wanted a baby, or is she just a whore? Are they deliberately cucking the other woman?
>>44390402>How would lesbians react to this?"Death to bihets!"
>>44390600I'm thinking the butch was a co-worker and the fem was his friend growing up who he loves but knows she's all about the snatch. The butch and coworker hang out and became friends after an accident at work where he protected her and they bonded over bad pastrelationships. The butch and femme met up at his house during a get together and became lovers.The himbo and the butch were stoned watching porn and he said she had better tits then that chick and she should show those babies off. Which led to her getting turned on but a bit of rough housing. He got turned on by her half naked soft yet fit and feminine body and her smell. She and her now wife were in a rough patch and not having sex and turned on from being over powered and complimented plus him grinding against her pussy through the tights she decided to wear for some reason. They fucked like animals in the middle of the living room.It's just a porny description of how I see them hooking up the first time. Just pure mindless animal sex and need. Raw forbidden intense. Very fun. But they swore to never tell her because they both loved her and it would destroy her.So there's just this dirty unspoken secret between these two side characters that is casually shown to the audience but never harped on. Will hint that they want to have a baby and the fem one is thinking of asking him, but the butch might already be pregnant.
can you take your dykebreaking fiction somewhere else
What do you make of a lesbian with a cishet male best friend? Red flag or not?
>>44391931It's fine
i want to go back on the search for a qt to couple up with or maybe just have something casual with but i have adhd and im going back to school and i know that a gf will distract me to the point of failing my classes so i have to remain abstinent and single for 1.5 maybe 2 years help
>>44390402Idk I don't read anything with male characters in it
>>44390402I'm not into zoophilia.
Why are there zero "lesbian" events irl that aren't 'inclusive' and allow trannies, bisluts and other subhumans?
>>44394432because men won't allow them to exist. they won't even let female exclusive rape shelters exist without harrassment. that's the sad reality of it.
>>44391931not a red flag but i probably wouldn't date one bc i don't want to hang out with him
maybe some of you should post pictures of your phat pussays
OoooooMy nephew has a date!OoooooThey're hanging out at Universal, I just got back from dropping them off.>I gave him $300 and told him to buy her whateverPuppy Love, this kid got it bad
>>44395070>I gave him $300you're fucking insane
>>44395070>>I gave him $300Hello I have a date soon too, can I get 300 dollars please?
>>44395414Bruh, the Good wands that actually do stuff are at the cheapest $85 each with some of the premium ones going for $120. That plus eats will still leave his ass broke.>>44395494
>>44395414US dollar has lost like half of it's value over the least 10 years so that's like 150 in 2016 US dollars, it's really not much money.
>>44390402I think cheating is very bad
>>44390402>I'm writing a story that happens to have a lesbJust so happen? Is the author trying to play cute here? Pathetic! Red flag!>ian couple in it. It's a traditional femme and budropped
>>44390015https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sowJuuJfzdo
>>44391931There better be a very good story why they are best friends.Good enough to convince me this isn't the friend zone blues or the ulterior motives jazz.
>>44392710"Which way I fly is hell; myself am hell"-(You)
>>44392710don't they have meds for people like you?
>>44395414For a date at Universal Studios, $300 is a pittance.
>>44396363Is your waifu a unicorn-girl or is that a cosmetic accessory?
>>44397585How buff is too buff for you?
>>44398526That's the funny thing.A lot of people in-universe think, it's the second, while actually she's a unicorn hiding in plain sight in the Coney Island side show.Valve went the extra step and tied her being a Unicorn with her being a lesbian.>I can only hide what I am for so long.>Well... hiding my nature had a good run.Just like they tied Silver's lycanthropy with alcoholism (as in she can barely control it because it pops off when it is not on cooldown, and she did a certain amount of damage to her enemies.)
Feeling sad about being a khv tonight...
>>44398763I see...>>44398960Don't feel sad anon, you'll find someone and you'll be glad to share your firsts with her!
>>44396519can you make the doc appointment for me
>>44399818>Don't feel sad anon, you'll find someone and you'll be glad to share your firsts with her!nta but i feel like this is less cute at 36 than at 16
>>44402513Some people will still find it cute
>>44396519>>44401965Can you call my health insurance too please anon?
How often do you masturbate /clg?How often do you think is too much?
>>44406285I used to not get out of bed before and not be able to sleep before. I had bookmarks linked on my Desktop. Then I got married and it's like a once a week or quickly rub one out before the baby wakes up, or everyone barging in the room in the middle of me practicing my War Facehttps://youtu.be/wHHTwzQHn9E?is=iZLeNacUc7vUONjD
>>44406285>How often do you masturbate /clg?Depends if I have someone to hook up with. No one? 4-5 times a week. A friend to hook up with? 2-3 times a week.>How often do you think is too much?Depends on the person. I'm not one to judge.
>>44406285Once a day
>>44302934chocolatemint chipbrownie
>>44406285Once a day, usually before bed.
>>44406285maybe a couple times a week at most, sometimes more if i'm period horny
I demand FOOD
Bedtime soon ilu
>>44406285I used to like 1-3 times a day, 4-6 times a week. then I got a girlfriend and now I haven't in maybe a month
how are u people so horny
>>44398636I'd say my tolerance is quite high
I miss kek...
>>44422168I miss normie and delinquent. I miss nazi too, but she didn't like me only tolerated me I think. I made her laugh a bunch, so she's cool in my book. Laughing at my shit jokes almost qualifies you for sainthood imo
>>44422212I miss them too
Pls give tips to get a gf when youre a lonelyfuck with 0 social skills only good at gaming and almost never leaves the house
>>44422611>lonelyfuck with 0 social skills only good at gaming and almost never leaves the houseliterally me but I'm not good at gaming and retired from it 3 years ago so I have no advice for you I'm sorry
>>44422611What vidyas are you good at anon?
>>44422611learn to cook. i need a gf who cooks for me because i hate doing it.
>>44422611Leave the house and develop your social skills little by little, otherwise no person is going to want to cohabit with you.
i only feel good when i'm getting head
>>44401965we don't really believe in that in my country. here your parents would just give you a good beating until you learn to act like people!
>>44425842What country?
https://youtube.com/shorts/Et4T0i1U75w?is=vUCCDdDsBv9hAAyPThis dork keeps showing up in my feed I live her
>>44422635Cod for onlineplay then pirating storygame after storygame the rest of the time. Then I rot grinding dark souls plats>>44423133Easier said than done when you're a turboautist
afabs, why don't you look like this? it is time to get FAT and pregnant!!!
>>44421418it's called not having an untreated hormone imbalance. never met an "asexual" who wasn't immediately fixed by going to the doctor.
>>44430240I'm Working On It, ghawd
>>44430240I'll get fat in, like, ten years if my metabolism continues to degrade as it is. I'm okay with it, I'll be in my late 30's so that's around the time second puberty steals our vitality anyways.
>>44430278>I don't have the sexual urge the literal billions of years of evolution tells me to haveAces are either complete fucking liars or severely mentally ill. I cannot fathom it.
>>44430278>>44430838>noooo I cannot fathom not wanting to perform a retarded disgusting rubbing-mucous-membranes-together act>noooo I cannot have a relationship that doesn't rely on stimulating genitalsSex is so fucking weird. I don't understand why you people want it. Hormones in perfect order here, by the way.
>>44431965god your type are insufferable, genuinely the worst traps in dating ive ever experienced. early on I gave you freaks time because I thought it was bed anxiety but you drag it on and on and on and on and on and on making endless excuses not putting out for months and expect to keep up that horseshit for eternity. instead of just being upfront from the go ''im a robot who can't comprehend a basic human desire''.>nooooo icky ew!!! i dont want your filth on me!!go fuck yourself
>>44432580>''im a robot who can't comprehend a basic human desire''.See, even then someone can work with that. Some fukboi with a fade will be all>pillow princess, say lessShe's gonna make some stone very miserable one day and they'll loathe one another for many years and be succeeded by many cats.
>>44432580>I thought it was bed anxiety>gave you freaks timeSo you fucking knew she was asexual but didn't believe her, completely dismissed her, and then got mad she was indeed as asexual as she had told you, did I read that right? Are you retarded?Your whole post reads like a homophobic rant.>i thought i could correct her sexuality!Jesus.
>>44432907>So you fucking knew she was asexual but didn't believe herjndwjihbwicbvwibcicbwibvcedvueqbdvnedinb no THEY NEVER SPEAK UP, believe me after dealing with this shit for 3 years in college I call it out on the spot, if they're a sexless drone fine whatever their problem, but if they dont communicate and nothing happens within 6 weeks? im fucking OUT. good riddance, goodbye! my short time on earth is not someone elses to waste pulling that shit. I have needs to be met.
>>44432991Your previous post kind of made it seem like she told you but you couldn't accept reality.>droneI'm not a drone...
>>44432991The millennial keysmash tells me how genuine this experience was
what do you do if you start chatting up a qt and then she turns out to be painfully boring
>>44434984How do I stop girls from finding me boring?
>>44434999idk it's like subjective man
>>44406285once per day, as sleeping aid
>discrete packaging
>>44435179kek
>>44431965>Sex is so fucking weird. I don't understand why you people want itBecause it feels nice? It's like asking why you'd want to eat food that isn't some weird vitamin paste. I like when relationships feel good physically sometimes.
>>44436539nta but food is sucks if I could just have some inoffensive vitamin paste that I don't have to think about that would keep me fed and not hungry that would be awesome actually
Hello guys, I’m a real cis lesbian.I am sexy and eat sneeze and stuff.AMA!
Asexuality isn't real
Awake at night, thinking of the wife and daughters I never got
>>44437544There is still time anon
>>44437061I think it is in the same way any other developmental disorder is. I'm not going to begrudge anyone, they should just be upfront
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>>44334489did you ever go back for that ramen
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>>44440665ywnbaw ywnbal ywabam
>>44437061it's real but it's 1. extremely uncommon and 2. a dysfunction and not a separate sexual orientation
>>44334489if i could eat only instant ramen for the rest of my life and not die from malnutrition i would be fine
>>44435179fucking bodied
Gaygen is talking shit about you guys
>>44442778anon, its for a purse, not a sex toy
>>44443017your neighbors don't know that
>>44442782Nice mobility program you've got going, anon. Got me to check on gaygen for the first time in months.
>borrow ftm brother's phone >see grindr notificationEhrm I'm weirded the fuck out, I thought he only liked women. He identified as bi before transitioning but afaik he's never had a boyfriend
>>44443928maybe having gay men want him makes his uh manhood tingle
>>44444151it's not gay men. it's bi men looking for easy coochie. i know bc my straight leaning bi (male) friend does it and tells them he's gay lol
>>44444151I don't know, I think he got frustrated by women on tinder? He did complain about women not replying after matching with him. I thought he basically only liked women so that's why I'm surprised.
>>44444417Oh yeah and I don't really get why he's looking for men on grindr instead of tinder? Baffling
>>44444670yeah sounds like he's addicted to a quick gender-affirming high
accidentally frenched my co-worker
finally figured out how to make mind-blowing spaghetti after some failed attempts. just needed to use "Garlic"
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>>44446577drop the recipe
>>44446225Is she cute?
>>44446921add ground beef to pan. SUPER IMPOrtant step: add jarred garlic to meat. brown.boil pastamicrowave some sghetti saucemix everything together in favorite bowl plate. top with parmesan.
cisters?
>>44447949>microwave some sghetti saucedo burgers really...
>>44450870not burgers? spaghetti.
>>44450870I prefer my sauce cold on al dente noodles, light sauce too
>>44450966>I prefer my sauce coldshaking, crying, throwing up
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>>44450982Ye, I'll cook the noodles in a saucepan after snapping them in half. Then I'll put less than 3 ounces of sauce and then I'll add parmesan and shelled sunflower kernels on top. Sipping on my gamersups that I put in my water sparkler.
>>44451015dude you're obsessed.
