Cringe EditionQOTT: What’s the weirdest thing you bought online?Previous: >>44293868
>>44297107>qotti bought a maid costume pre hrt while repping
>>44297107This
>>44297107This is just chasergen.
>>44297107traditionally bound chinese language copy of the heart sutra. i do not speak chineseor i have some weird good luck talismans i've picked up over the yearsor there's a couple cosplays or sex costumes i bought cause i wanted a piece from for fashion
>>44297133What's that?
>>44297133not really this thread is trans centered
oh i should drop that now we're in a new threadanyway goodnight trannies
>>44297133Never heard of it
>>44297147sleep well
>>44297133t. newfagthis gen predates cg
i am now the 1681st follower on professor klaus schwab's instagram account. and what have you achieved in your life
>>44297107one time I bought milk pumps online
trans men should get a manlier flag so i can tell them apart from me
playing 40k rn and my friend is playing orks and keeps saying >OI GITS, RAPE HERin an ork accent
>>44297197is he cute
>>44297197but orks don't have penises. do your friend's models wear strapons?
>>44297211he is but he isnt single and hes like a bro to mehis gf has been listening this whole time
>>44297230ask his gf if she has a cuck fetish
i like men
>>44297253I'm men
men owe me peanut butter
>>44297269um hello
>>44297230is his gf single
>>44297107>QOTTAn ultrasonic cavitation machine, probably
i wonworld eaters Wmen lose
>>44297292Sup darling
my butthole hurts :(
>>44297300she asked me to be a maid of honour at their wedding actuallyim really happy for both of them, they work well together and shes a lovely match for him
>>44297300YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA SLEEP
>>44297197aren't orks asexual
>>44297305im being lonely in bed. what about you?
I wish I could sleep
>>44297219>>44297319okay but imagine how funny it sounds to say it in an ork accent
>>44297321i wish you could sleep too. i love you
>>44297330And I like you a lot
>>44297314never expect a FOID to keep her word baka
>>44297328I don't have to imagine I can do it myself at the cost of moderate psychological damage I painted Orks and did acting for years
>>44297353based
my orks were ourple and very pretty but i sold them
>>44297358I can post pics if people want to see em
>>44297378yeah id love to :}
>>44297343just a lot?
>>44297378I’ve never played 40k but why not
>>44297385>>44297398gimme a little to make a collage
raping the sickly warhammer faggot
i hope it’s really you
>>44297420oh
>>44297320Same here! Watching crap on youtube when I should be sleeping...
>>44297388If you deserved the big L you'd be next to me rn giving lampreys a run for their money
>>44297407A few of the minis I painted and also some cats (orange and two-color tortie both passed away) so only the tuxedo tortie is left
Hiding the warhammer trannies vibe until she paints my entire Tomb Kings army and converts from a 40kcel to an OLD WORLD QUEEN
Fuck: Dewalt trannyMarry: Makita trannyKill: Milwaukee tranny
>>44297435YOOOOOvery sickalso sorry to hear about them but theyre all so cute
i wish i had friends
i should kms
>>44297455Orang passed away last yearThe tortie passed away a few years agoI have a chunk more minis that aren't in these, including a bunch of Boyz, a plane, and a Stompa
choid swaps diet with his troid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAANIrbWa6M
>>44297435You did a good job with them I like the orc with the blue eye the best and of the kots the one with the green eyes
>>44297488I’m sorry for your loss thank you for sharing them with us
do you think a choid and a troid can be friends
>>44297587I'm friends with oneStill want to fuck her brains out so it can be hard
>>44297559That's my favorite of the minis I've assembled and painted too. Honestly its a really good kit with lots of customization options. The left cat is Mémé (Maymay), the middle cat is Jewel, and the right cat is Colby.
>>44297594irl or?
>>44297587I think my troid friend is crushing a bit and I think making out would be fun but I prolly won't push it because I don't want to goof the friendship.
>>44297594How is that working out so far?
>>44297594I feel this in my bones I don’t only want to fuck her tho >>44297602The other one that speaks to me the most is the 3 orcs on the bike in the first picture. May may a cute
>>44297633Yeah irl>>44297645Tough!
getting baked with a choid friend and letting him hit sounds really nice
>>44297652The black one? That's a Deffkilla Wartrike. Basically a replacement for the old Bikeboss but I think the Bikeboss is back as of last month or so. >>44297656What's stopping you from giving her the chock?
>>44297662That's pretty hot slow burn is nice
choid who takes advantage of me
>>44297667I don't see her enough I guess, maybe something will happen one day though when we hang
does anyone want to be my friend
>>44297673Are you a dewalt, makita, or milwaukee tranny?
>>44297670me as an oldshit tranny knowing that this is likely never gonna happen because I'm only a few years from 30 and have a boring office job with few irl friends
>>44297669its niceget to feel your heart beating, kisses feel like they lost longer, entire body is tinglingughhhhhhhh
>>44297682i'm more of a bosch tranny
choidmoding today
>>44297685what does being a few years from 30 have to do with this
>>44297667Yeah they look badass I don’t know any 40k lore. I been considering getting into tabletop games but I think I would choose battletech
ą
>>44297699BOSH!
>>44297685>I'm only a few years from 30 and have a boring office jobHot, but I don't wanna take advantage of someone, doing that while I also have an office job seems exhausting.
>>44297708I'M AGED AND SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR MARRIAGE INSTEAD OF FWBS>>44297709Battletech has always seemed fun. I liked playing MechWarrior when I tried it.
i'm in prime age for getting taken advantage of but i have too much social anxiety for that to ever happen
>>4429775634?
>>44297728it's okay I've not been productive at all this past weekcan't focus and my motivation has been shot to pieces
I kinda like the idea of being in a friend group where I'm the grungler of sorts.
>>4429776667
>>44297786grunglers are either chasers or eggs or both anyways
>>44297790post hangers babe
>>44297776Same, I just stare at teams all day, it's grim, genuinely hate working in IT i picked the wrong field
>>44297798which ones
>>44297806lmao i meant top ones
>>44297793Yeah I'm a chaser, but I just find being the grungler in one space and just being a guy in another funni
>>44297804For me I do have work to do but I can't focus and the motivation has completely left me. I don't care about my work, we're hemorrhaging staff, and my insurance has a good chance of denying me FFS coverage. That and being sick didn't help. Tuesday was spent nursing what felt like the worst hangover imaginable because I had splitting headaches and the medication I was given to help with them just made me extremely nauseated without actually fixing the headaches.
>>44297813ok but only one of themhttps://litter.catbox.moe/ktmnlo.jpg
>>44297804Lol I just started working part time at the place I interned at two years ago. They have me in help desk where the crew is very boisterous and friendly. Of course I have the luxury of living with my parents so I'm not having to be ground into paste from full time but I feel thankful to be back.
>>44297866cute <3
choid that likes bush
>>44298011The good childidk but not having bush makes me crazy dysphoric idk how some people do it
>>44297866
>>44297107Im a big fan of buying food items on amazon and play a game of "will this give me the shits"
>>44298012CHOIDTHE GOOD CHOID fucking autocorrupt
>>44298012SOMEONE WHO GETS ITi dont get how you can go without bushand also i like sitting here pantless and stimming with it
>>44297866Sexy
>>44298022truuuuthough maybe I wouldn't mind a smaller bush still electrolysis down there sounds fucking awful given how much it sucks for my face already
>>44298012mother...
>>44298033i try to keep it shaped and neat but after orchi it got kind of jungly and soft so the bigger bush is staying for a while
>>44298012>>44298022I used to shave and I'm a dude, but I just got lazy, ideally I like it to be completely bare it just feels better
>>44298041I'm fat and have hairy Italian genes on top of being a lateshit so shaving there is always a gamble of cuts and whatnot but I do occasionally trim with an electric razor >>44298037noooo I can't be a mom I'm a moid
>>44298047im fine with either on a guy but i like my bush a loti feel it defines the area because of how pale my skin gets and makes it look smaller
>>44298053hiding the penis is a big deal desumy bush is bigger than my penis and that eases things A LOT
>>44298053Fair, it's funny though because I do like girls with bush, but I'm very liberal on hair when it comes to partners, for myself it's vain aesthetic reasons.
>>44297107I wear it atm https://litter.catbox.moe/kbbhy6ehxn634nuj.jpg
>>44298060i do prefer stubble/shaven on a guy butits also for some pretty selfish reasons
>>44298051I do wish I could fucking delete ass hair though that stuff sucksif for nothing else, trooning at 17 instead of repping would have been good just to cut down on that
>>44298053I want your bush tickling my nose
>>44298069https://voca.ro/1gsAVoevRIsP
+1 for bush love very true. Hot as fuck on trans girls.
>>44298087>>44298069>>44298060I'm glad this seems to be the normnever actually hooked up with a choid before and my bf is not a fan of penis
Im a 36 year old man6'3, Greek-Italian mix living in SeattleEvery week I pay a trans escort to fuck my hairy plump ass and use me like a fleshlightShe has a 11in cock, almost twice as thick as a coke can, schlong almost as big as my forearmGoogle "cris11inches". That's herAMA
>>44298063hot
I'm equal fan of bush and smooth tbhonestMy tranner is smooth
>>44298120How does she keep from getting blisters and other abrasions? How does she shave parts of the balls?unless she's a midshit and never grew much hair there to begin with it seems impossible :((
>>44298085This did give me asmr yes...
>>44298105straightest gayreek man alive
>>44298105Hi rick why can't you come up with better larps
>>44298134good boy
>>44298156You have the perfect voice for such words lol
>>44298094Don't hook up with choids? What?>>44298066Fair, I will say, it's a bitch to maintain, the skin on your mons pubis(?) never plays well, I feel like no matter what there'll be some bumps/blemishes.
>>44298199>I feel like no matter what there'll be some bumps/blemishes.what type of razor do you use?
>>44298199yes I've literally never had consensual penetrative sex because I didn't have sex with my bf in high school and haven't had sex with current bf yetI've only ever hooked up once and it was with trying out transbianism hookups are scary and by the time I felt confident enough for one maybe I had already met my now bf
>>44298105JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ANON WASN'T KIDDING
Shut the fuck up rick
>>44298205Tried everything, currently I'm using a oneblade which works pretty well and is lazy enough for me, I feel like it's just the name of the game when it comes to shaving pubes ngl. It's definitely on the less bad side of things.>>44298223Nvm we're misunderstanding eachother, I thought you were trying to hook up with choids in general while having a bf.That's a shame though, sex isn't everything right? Is he just not into it at all?
I penismog her
>>44298240It's long distance so we only visit every other month, he's not sexually aggressive, I have sexual hangups, and spontaneity is really hard...He's very sweet tho
>>44298231Drooling...
>>44298247my petite, delicate, feminine penis vs her trembling, overpowering masculine gock
>>44298240i like the one blade but yeah i guess it isi switched to a safety razor for my legs and i find it really nicebut the bush is never leaving so no more shaving issues in general
>when you're tryna mack on the trans honeys but rick is being a sissyfaggot repper and throwing everyone off
bend over, chasey, accept your destiny
>>44298105>>44298231What made you decide to start doing this to yourself? Sounds expensive and degrading.
>>44298267Yeah safety razors are clean, I have to admit I just use basic ass disposables for my face, unironically work just fine, most likely because anything with more than one blade is a scam that'll fuck you up.
I always epilated and eventually the hair just stopped growing
>>44298293Plucking does the same for me kill’s follicle eventually
>>44297107>What’s the weirdest thing you bought online?im wont say>>44298293lucky bitchi had a thick beard by 25
>>44298293I used to epilate a lot but I stopped hoping my IPL and later home laser would work moreThough now I have a bunch of blonde hair instead so its like ???doesn't work for crack hair and I am NOT epilating my balls holy shit
i wish i could stop waking up early. going on my phone probably not helping.
>>44298298yea it's slow but it eventually works, my monobrow is basically gone with just plucking>>44298303I didn't get much in the way of facial hair, but I was pretty hairy bodywise>>44298309I did my pubic area once or twice, it was pretty painful. I also tried my armpits just to see how bad it would be, but it wasn't that bad there. I never did it after those attempts because I actually like having hair there
I don't think she was actually a guy
>>44298326good morning mousewhy is this your sleep schedule if youre in ontario
We've been breeding them wrong
Goodnight cute and nice trans ladies in my phone
>>44298327The hair I mainly want to get rid of is my ass and leg hair, but I also just have a bunch of tiny vellus hairs all over my belly and hands that I want to kill permanently. I feel like prog gave me mild hirsutism because I did not have hair in these places before.
>>44298284First off, it isn't expensive for me. I have lots of money.Second, I started doing it because I've always liked doing anal with my wife. With my wife now in her 40s she is tired and not willing to do much if any pegging. One thing led to another and we now have an open relationship.
what if it was /t4mgen/>>44298326good morning mouse, i hope you can get back to sleep
>>44298336goof morning freni go to bed so early so that i can wake up at 4am and go to the gym every day before workat least that’s the plan, lately ive been getting up around this hour and it sucksi go back to bed now nini
>>44298345what about ugly and mean ones :(
>>44298357nini
>>44298355thank you and also this is such a cute tangela concept i love himok bed for real now
>>44298355T4m would really upset the chudcel chasers who hate trans menLets do it
I can't sleep and shit sucks
>>44298377Me last night Up until 3 and then waking up every 30 minutes
We need trans men in UFC so I can bet that Kai will get knocked the fuck out within the first 5 seconds of the first round
>>44298366goodnight goodnight to you and your maushold
>>44298390A trans man has been in the ufc and his record is good
>>44297107Kill all niggers
>>44298384I had a spicy dream
Rewatching 2013 Evil Dead, best one since 1 and 2Tranner should be here
>>44298393What's his name? I should have prefaced that post with that it was a gambling joke and not a transphobic joke because I'm a degenerate gambler
>>44298415I'm thinking of Patricio Manuel who's a boxer and not MMA
they didnt say goodnight
>>44298327i used to painstakingly pluck my entire beard and it NEVER got thinner from that
>>44298438Sometimes you fall asleep meaning to respond but it just gets away, they'll reply in the morning
frustrated friendzoned choid getting me drunk to fuck me
Spicy sweet chili dorito time >>44298456Weirdo
I need a chaser boyfriend that will take care of me and support my integration into societyt. crippling anxious autistic tranny
>>44298456Do you have a favorite liquor
>>44298465>I'm an overgrown childWhy are most trannies like this? It gives me tranny fatigue. You rarely, if ever, get this with an foid.
>>44298456waow>>44298476you should do cocktails rather than straight liquor
The lion drinks based on ABV
>>44298465i thought that video was gonna be cute with the knife gently scritching the top of the bunny's headi thoughti thoughtoh godkinda thing my mom would send me without realizing its ai
>>44298476bourbon ig
>>44298455I really hope so
>>44298500bourbon + cranberry in equal parts + maple syrup to taste + a spritz of lemon and shaken is a banger cocktail
>>44298494The lion drinks 15-25 drinks per night according to medically recognized drink counts of 1.5 oz of 40% liquor or one 5% beer per drink
Been digging this Scottish song a bit lately and tooling around on the piano with it. It's got a sweet little chorus I like how it liltshttps://litter.catbox.moe/r0zsx1fqp3yv6vhm.mp4
>>44298511The lion is suffering from acute liver failure
>>44298519what an odd coincidencei was singing this to myself throughout the day last weekvery beautiful song, very nice voice, very charming
>>44298520Recent blood tests are perfectly healthyThe lion is early into alcoholism
>>44298531The lion should reconsider his choice of vice
>>44298529Serendipity I love that:) isn't it such a pretty one? Thank you for saying my voice is nice, I can hear my American accent bleeding through in parts but I tried to mimic the accent of the singer on the version I listen to.
>>44298488how hot do you need to be to justify this behaviour. Im pretty self sustainable but if i was cis i would still be a scarred anxious sperg
>>44298534The lion just received a generous gift of an ounce of weed plus edibles and is going to shift to that to kill the feelings once he tapers down from life-threatening alcohol dependency
>>44298538https://voca.ro/157GU3m9H5kl
>>44298544The lion is making a wise decision.The lion should consider going outside on occasion.
>>44298550You have a really nice voice. I'm sorry you're a bit teary. I think love and loss are part and parcel of a life well lived. There will be another rose garden. It won't be the one you found your way out of, but that's part of the beauty of it too, no? Feel better and sleep well if that's the direction you're going.
>>44298541being hot isn't like. a currency you can exchange for being frustrating in personalityat some point it's our own responsibilities to fix our personalitiestomorrow let's both call psychiatrists or whatever and try and make appointments to deal with our anxieties
>>44298575https://voca.ro/16ErIoNqhrvfgoodnight everyone..
>>44298519>>44298550This song hits me in the feels it makes me think of my first gf that died
>>44298589Have a good night anon
I wish Trevor Strnad didn't himself, that one hurt
>>44298593yeah man fuck im going to bed with tearsmy best friend died 5 years ago and idk shit is hurting bad tonightbeautiful song and rendition but wow this hurts tonighthug hug anonlosing people is so fucking hard
>>44298606Accidentally'd the verb
>>44298606This one hurt he was such a positive light light in the metal world Rip king
>>44298593>>44298613I'm really sorry, that's awful. I hope you both can find peace in the morning.
>>44298621Glad there are other knowers hereGonna blast Deflorate tonight
She likes my hairy chest
>>44298613It’s rough the best thing to do is carry the memories you have of them and try to life well for them. >>44298623It happened a long time ago now music is very important for feels
Goodnight chat
>>44298643It is, it reaches a deep place. I appreciate it for that.
i miss talking to him
Especially when you had extremely niche interests in common and could go on about them forever with high excitement but then suddenly it just means nothing
i want a monogamous transgender introvert girlfriend who will play video games next to me in silence
Rewatching the 2013 Evil DeadStill the goated revampEvil Dead Rise was good too but had a different feel, looking forward to the new one even if it's not on par
Do you guys remember chasergen
>>44298736What was that?
>>44298672How niche are we talking about here hoss
>>44298742So niche that it felt like fateNot coding or pokemans or some videogame
>>44298739I don't remember
i miss him so fucking much
>>44298787You forgot the e
>>44298529whats the song? i was listening to the vid and it expired midway thru>>44298488you gotta find a tranny that goes to a 12-step program and has some time under her belt. less grown children in there
>>44298810https://youtube.com/watch?v=gb8AGuD2uOI not anons vid obviously but that’s the song
Gonna smoke a red and pass out
>>44298868Let me bum a cig
Tranners, would you fuck a guy who you’re not really into looks wise if you knew he would be good in bed and shared your specific fetishes?
>>44298923i don't care about sex
>>44298894Oi, give us yer lighter
>>44298894I have 4 left but would, I don't smoke often>>44298928>confronts you for pocketing it like you didn't obviously do that shit on purpose
>>44298927This question obviously isn’t for you then is it genius Thanks for your contribution of nothing at all
Light pollution is crazy, literally see only 6 stars in the sky right now and half are barely visibleI wanna go back to the mountains
>>44298934I don't know what the fuck you're talking about mate
>>44298959Average bar and partygoer type behavior
>>44298940you're welcome!
Why does bitch ass life kick so hard
>>44298976It can get much worse I assure you
When Im sober I want cis girlsWhen Im drunk I want tranniesWhat causes this
>>44299109You're a coward and need your inhibitions lowered to unlock what you really want
Dated a cis girl for a while and she wouldn't do anal or call me grand regent. Trans girls >>>>>44299109You're just into trannies as a fetish, not a real romantic interest. Or maybe you're just too much of a pussy to admit you like trans girls when you're sober, who knows.
>>44298955I used to get shocked when city people told me they'd never seen a shooting star. Kinda miss getting high and looking at the night sky somewhere less populated.
When I’m sober I want trannies When I’m drunk I want trannies What causes this?
When I'm sober I want tranniesWhen I'm drunk I want twinksWhat causes this?
It's a shame Contrapoints is such a weird lib, she's really pretty
what about hons, does anyone want hons?
>>44299185YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!
>>44299189im right here
>>44299196Beautiful Stu, I want you
Cptsd gang, who up
>>44299197yayyy :D lets love each other
>>44299206Woo hoo!!!! Sounds great Stu!
>>44299208kisses u
>>44299267blushes, nice lips stu
hellooo thread https://litter.catbox.moe/lzzkfmmxh9dw8czu.jpg
