>>44297186
i am a dog

i can’t say that i am

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i'm a dog just not in a sexy way

>>44297186
i am a dog too

the artist's depiction of himself

i am mostly kitty lately!

i am andy and the entirety of my waking thoughts consist of performing thorough man-removal on my faggy impostor..
call her fluffernutter after i'm done with her

Im an adult human cis male on hrt

excellent work

i just want to make sweet tender loving to my impostor and have her bounce on my dick like crazy :(

hi

>>44297726
come to Mommy, baby

ppl who impersonate others are faggots
ppl who say that i (andy) am a top are even bigger ones (faggots)
i am a non-vers non-switch-bottom
put 2 pillows under my tumy
cant decide whethere i should watch hazbin or arg vids while havin my lime chips

i want to be put under anesthesia whilst a deft robot electrolysizes my whole body

>>44297824
i hate you
i'm going to go cut myself
fuck you
when i die you can have my miserable life since you wanna be me so much

worst character to date

I miss lainon :/

yeah i've been meaning to leave forever
will be leaving since my impostor won't come forward

goodbye mmg

my skin looks so fucking awful and rancid because every day i let my back under boiling hot shower water for two hours to cope with being male

there's a kitty cat living in my apartment complex which sounds cute except it's a literal pest eating my neighbor's trash and it hates people

i'm sad

holy hell im fucking grotesque
how havn't I been euthanized yet....

imagine having a girl who you consensually get to hug and kiss whenever you want, wouldn't that be cool?

yeah that's called my wife, her name is andy

don't have to imagine! but it's pretty cool

topping andy btw

>>44298092
what's it like?

very tasty

i love bullying, hurting and inflicting emotional and psychological pain upon andy

>>44297186
I am the manliest man to ever exist, and that's ok

>>44298162
shut up, andy

>>44298164
Fuck you I'm not an andy

>>44298212
then you must be confused because andy is the manliest man to ever live

andy? he's dead, jim

Cats > dogs

>>44298083
this is so cruel especially when andy's only desire in life is to be a wife

mark my words, andy will never be a wife

mark my words i will never allow myself to be happy

>>44298312
are you andy?

andy is like if austin powers was a hon

andy is an actual passoid

>>44298221
every time i’ve seen a picture of andy ive thought “she just looks butch. i look like a faggy metalhead, andy looks like a cis lesbian”

I love looking like a faggy metalhead

i would prefer to look like a woman and not “a metalhead who stole his gf’s shorts”

>>44298363
no, but she did remove me again

>presents male
>shaved legs

moderlyfe

>>44298569
she performed the man-removal ritual on you? how did it feel?

oh good, another thing to remind me of that

I am 6'4 and I'm not even a vers top

what a waste

>>44298826
i am a dog

i'm emo

I’m getting my HIV test this morning in a few hours :(

been there did that i don't have HIV in spite of years of high risk sexual behavior
and you don't have HIV either

Some black dude who claimed he was “undetectable” nutted in my mouth though.

you guys wish i had hiv so bad

>>44299118
And he only told me was undetectable after he gave me chlamydia

big fuckin whoop you still don't have the HIV

Probably true, I’m getting PrEP prescription as well

i'm gay because my mom showed me too many musicals growing up

I’m a platinum gay bottom, who’s never topped ;)