What would you do if there was a boymoder who solved puzzles, found hint coins, had a large amount of picarats, and generally acted as an apprentice to professor layton?
>>44317352Don’t you get sick of this shit?Get a fucking job
>>44317352For the love of god enough piss filter boymoders
>>44317352>What would youbreak into your house, inject E, shave you, wash your whole body, dress you up, tie you up and rape you for a couple hours.
>>44317373You wouldnt be able to topple his 300 kg body for any of that to work. His asshole is protected by 10 inches of solid fat.
>>44317377eeww anon
>>44317352i would be impressed but also find some of the puzzles they kept giving me annoying and hint coin them to get to the next part of the story
>>44317394Yeah, sometimes the puzzles are confusing and unclear! D:<I'd let the professor hear it! D:< D:<
so not only you're a troon but you also don't know how to draw
>>44317357kys niggermoder
>>44317757Name checks out
>>44317757bodied him xDDD
reminder :3
>>44317869>>44317894Wow, what a wise nyanmoder!Allow me to pour you a tea uwuit is flavoured with tuna and catnip!
>>44317927such a fine chap :3
>>44317927
>>44317934I'm at the part of the diabolical box where [spoiler]flora is revealed to be don paolo in disguise X3 [/spoiler]
>>44317951and that's not even the biggest twist :3you'll see :3c
>>44317967Woah, what's going on in her hoodie?! :O
>>44317972something very unexpected :3
>>44317972>story about a boymoder>she is obviously hiding a secret>finally it is time to reveal it>the secret is...>she has a little kitten hiding in her hoodie :3what a plot twist :3
>>44318000THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING :O
>>44318044yes. hoodie kittens are a boymoder specialty
>>44318260>A boymoder has at least one kitten in her hoodie>The hoodie kittens require 5 hotdogs a day>The tortoise shell insists on sitting to the left of the siamese>How many kittens are inside the hoodie??
>>44318294>hmmm...is it five?
>>44318340WAOW, you're so smart! ^~^Didn't even use a single hint coin!I hope bottom-kun comes by so I can quiz him too :3 Games are more fun with friends!
>>44318366
>>44318525Is it the thing this little guy is standing on? :3O... or maybe a piano...I wonder if the AI could pick the riddle... like "draw a boymoder holding a piece of paper with a riddle on it" ... that way you could play too :3But I gotta nap, hope I see you later! ^~^/ *hugs!*
>>44318563
>>44317981STOOPID ai ate her lips
Cringe thread but professor layton omg I love professor layton!!!
>>44320710>PantsmoderBecause that is definitely not her furry legs
>>44318000aw I bet the hoodie has a comfy pouch just for the kitty
>>44319860>>44320710This is for you! X3
>>44317352I would pat her on the head and give her a coin
>Ask lukemoder to solve Riemann Hypothesis>They actually figure it out in like five minutes
>>44322308kitten pockets for hoodies are a boymoder innovation (can be used for other critters)>>44322411:3 aww ty :3
>>44322542h... how many picarats is that worth?>>44322462^~^ Good answer!>>44323064Oh boy, that's a smug lookin' kitty! X3
this thread makes me want to play games on my ds again
>>44323137the kitty's smugness comes from comfiness :3>>44323146ds games are classics :3
jeetmoder
>>44323146:3c>>44323222Woah! Edgymoder! :O
>>44323283hehehehe :3but i must now slumber...
>>44323628*jumps into bed!*Ok, nighty night... stay cool and comfy :3
>>44317352I love the Layton series. Shame the new one won't have proper cel animated cutscenes.
>>44317352I dislike all the boymoder threads theyre so fake lgbt
>>44324227m... maybe they could use AI art... :3
>>44324793That kind of speech may be a bit dangerous.
>>44323146I miss DS era
>>44317352once again asking you kindly to please do the world a favor and kill yourself
>>44323628*stares as u sleep* :3
>>44323628https://youtu.be/OMRk_AEuOWI?t=69>I want to introduce you to Boymodertown>... *BWONG* You've never heard of Boymodertown!?
>>44326907i tried... :<
>>44326907wait this one is better
>>44327484AI make a boymoder animal crossing game! :3>>44327664eeee you're awake! X3
>>44327692unfortunately im gonna be driving all day eheheh
pedophile thread, all of you should kill yourselves
>>44328132Aww she drive :3Ok, I hope you have a safe and swift journey! ^~^/Hope you have something to keep you company, whether a person or just something to listen to! I would if I could, hehe
>>44328156>>44328132https://youtu.be/2jv2gSY7QB4
>>44328161~ ^~^ ~Boy Spencer gonna give you a BIG SHLAP! >:3 (not really, hehe, I'm just joking)
boymoders aren't real this is what you really are
>>44317352ignore it
>>44317352AI sucks
I don't think you need to keep asking and making these threads since most replies are to burn it with fire, you can generalize to a simple rule
>>44328156yeah it's okay. just need to remember to take some breaks :3c
>>44328704Awwwww look at this loyal little canine and her rosy lil cheeks! X3Are you taking a break now? ehehe... we really live in a wonderful world!~*honk* ^~^
>>44328734kinda. gonna be busy tho
>>44328768We're all cheering you on to have a nice day! ^~^But now I must shleep :3 hehe... I hope I see you later!
real funny knowing everyone in this thread looks like this irl lol
Omg i love pissstainmoder too!!!
https://x.com/justt_wow/status/2081420279361032545Average Nyanmoder gathering
>>44329256Quite
>>44329256:3c>>44330942Shibamoder :3
>>44317352I like these funny little dolls, so why do they all have to say,"boy" on them?
you pedophiles irl
>>44332385
everyone in this thread
I love boymoder so much
>>44332513*snuggles* uwuHow did all the driving go? Did you have fun? :3>>44332400To let everyone know that they are not a girl, but actually a BOY *nods*
>>44332739oh yes all's well :3probably drove like 5 or 6 hours altogether ehehehe.but i'm genuinely super tired lol but drank coffee a lot so idk if i can sleep either. brain feels funny.you had good naps etc.? >:3
>>44332776Yep! Is it hot there? It's hot here... 30 C! DXThinking about pubmoding later to play the trivia quiz, but maybe not!*blasts u with cool air!*
>>44332739>>44332776>>44333002Where can I order boymoder hoodie like picrel
>>44333002not really. it's raining a lot :3but i really gotta sleep....... :<
>>44333527Yeah, it was RAINING NYANMODERS AND PUPPYMODERS!
>>44334040cant sleephad to see if this was gennable :3
>>44334130This is less raining cats and dogs, and more a Digimon ahh "friendship will save us" moment.
>>44334140idk what that means... :3c
>>44334130>>44334160The Digimons float through cyberpsace wondering how they'll save the day and then they just digivolve after a pep talk about being friends.
>>44332739What if you'd rather have them be girls?I'd like to dowload some of those images if they didn't say boy on them
>>44334200"boy" is the best part tho
>>44334256for you it is for me, I'd rather have to be a girl. where I can download them without the label
>>44334278hmmm... maybe i could gen them without the boy from now on, at least occasionally
>>44328189I know look like this have hard to answer an attractive to become feminine little twits. They would never take hormones
>>44334296a few occasionally with no cat ears or puppy dog tails would be nice
>>44334334wonderful. i'll keep that in mind
>>44334396>celebratory sausage
>>44334296But I like when Beavermoders wear a hoodie to remind us that they're boys and not the fact that they're beavers
>>44334543either way is fine imho, i'll see what i can do :3c
>>44335074>Her hair transitions into her hoodieSADBut I like the industrious beavermoder
>>44335477it does that sometimes.....
>>44335569>>44335074>>44334618Hopefully somebody will throw a benefit concert to save the beavermoders
>>44333527It's raining here too... I love a good storm! ^~^
>>44333527>>44334130>>44334160>>44334256>>44334296>>44334396>>44334618>>44335074>>44335569Sweetie, you made such good art ;~; I'M SORRY ;~; ;~;I was eating pasta with frank's red hot sauce (vinegar and cayenne)!
>>44336982oh dw :3
>>44336982>tree bark pasta
>>44337653>boy*The AI is starting to understand!
>>44337730:3https://files.catbox.moe/gpjbyr.mp4
>>44337751*nips* :3I really like ur raining cats and dogs :3c
>>44337773oh yeah >>44334160 this one especially came out great imho. :3
>>44337807*rewards u with a taggo* :3cI also like when the puppymoder and the nyanmoder are frens :3The last evening was so humid, ugh... started sweating the moment I went outside D:<
>>44337825*panting*
>>44337832Ahhh noooo give her air conditioning! ;~;I'm such a baby, hehe... I wanna coddle them. I remember you made some sad posts when I first saw you ;~; But then I told you they made me feel sad and you made happy posts instead, which I appreciate ^~^
>>44337839yes happy posts are fun :3when ouppy and kibty are frens :3
>>44337852*licklicklicklick* uwuI think everyone in /lgbt/ would benefit from having a pet... it really boosts your mood!
>>44337874indeed :3feline and canine and even lapine friends make life way better.
>>44337887Look at this dawg, he doesn't want to eat his vegebels X3
>>44337905i tried :3
>>44337978Awwww no pizza for her! And she does NOT want those vegetables! ;~;You did a really good job! *headpats!* ^~^Ok time for me to go, hope we can have some fun later! ^~^/
>>44338013yeah i slept like poop i need to napp
i was going to suggest a cute idea for the thread but I forgot
>>44338032i hope you remember soon
>>44337751UguumoderAlso where's the catbox file? It doesn't work.
Huge catmoder stomping through the city
>>44338628heeheheheheheee
>>44339816Garfieldmoder....... lay off lasanga
>>44338032Let me put you in the memory recovery machine!!>>44339816BEEG KITTY>>44340192she's bodybuilding ;~;
>>44340192yeah :3>>44340494i just can't help but to feel a little melancholic about the loss of that artstyle
>>44340494i mean i can kinda salvage this but still, it isn't just the same loli don't understand why am i so emotional about this. i mean i can still gen really cute pics in a myriad of ways.
>>44340814I feel bad because I can't tell the difference o__o;
>>44340874it's a subtle difference. they look good but maybe a bit less consistent...
>>44340874
>>44340983Das a cute bunmoder!I like it when they get furry, and have lil paws... :3This one sprouted a thumb so she could ask the internet carrot-related questions :3Also check wolfmoder watch! Gotta stay safe!
>>44341012what about this?
>>44341080She looks like she's made of marshmallow! X3
>>44317352Get a job, nigger
>>44341126>...aaaand send!>wait, did i remember to attach the file?
>>44341179Unfortunately computer designers do not consider the needs of their lapine customers >:c
>>44341207:3
>>44341207lapinemoders require coddling
>>44341207
>>44341307awww bunmoder like tea? :3cI'm intrigued by bunnies, I've only known one person with a pet bun, and I never got to play with them ;~;But yes, you must coddle them. They are delicate and precious. *nods*
>>44341352i'm pretty sure buns love tea :3
>>44341352
>>44341414This is giving me alice in wonderland vibes!
>>44341730yeah...i gotta sleep tho. good night.i hope you'll have a lovely day. being as lovely as you are it can't be too hard :3
>>44341794eeeee you're so nice X3 <3 <3 <3Thanks for the cute buns today... I hope you have nice, sweet, soothing dreams, you deserve them! Good night! ^~^/
what if a girlmoder fairy gave a boymoder magic girl powers but she refused to transform? could you convince her to transform and save the city from monsters?
>>44341944A difficult proposition.... boymoders are notoriously lazy and stubborn!A taco bribe is tempting, but... of course they have a million different taco sources
>>44341875very stressed tho. i dunno what to do. already laying in bed. i have trouble staying calm. i feel awful. sorry to vent.
>>44342083awww bb ;~; You can always vent in here!*big hug!*Just imagine ur laying on a cloud uwuI will take care of u...
>>44342104yeah :3i just dont know what to do. i am constantly mentally exhausted, i can't concentrate, i keep repeating "i just wanna go to bed" in my mind. i hate being afraid and lost. i dunno what i'm doing in general.but just to make it abundantly clear: there's nothing to worry about my well-being.
>>44342201*pling ding ding doodily ding* uwuOk I will dump a box of kittens on you, maybe that will help :3cI feel afraid and lost too sometimes, it's okay... at least you have a place to sleep, and you're not in physical pain! That can suck.
>>44342243there will be a day when all buns will be safe and comfy and free to munch on grass and salad and carrots without any fear
>>44342276Yes, and that day is when all the wolfmoders are in OBEDIENCE CAMP >:3Soon they will be ~domesticated~ and be too chubby and lazy to chase buns!
>>44342310=:3c*munch*
>>44342310>shalad
>>44342310>wolfmoders are required to write a letter of apology for all the stalking and chasing
>>44342383Awww bb ;~;This pic is the cutest thing in the world, ehehehe X3>I'm sorry! ;~;>n...no it's okay ;~;Does the apology include a promise to go veganmode? :3c
>>44342435>trying a vegan burger>it's... an acquired taste, to say diplomatically:3
>>44342466*proud* uwu*jingles new collar!*I bet tigermoders are more like lazy housecats too, ehehe X3
They're calling it the most unemployed thread of all time
>>44342517>domesticated... tigermoder???
>>44342591She looks good in orange :3 Just needs some cat toys!I gotta nap for a lil bit, circadian rhythm dropping!! DXI hope you find some comfy ASMRs to help you drift off to sleep! ^~^
>>44342648i do feel a little better already. feeling getting dragged into sleep... :3
>>44342703:3
>>44341730>This is giving me alice in wonderland vibes!boymoders would absolutely love Wonderland, eating tiny cakes to fit through little mouse doors
>>44342869And of course, the queen of hearts!
>>44340896>a bit less consistent...Nolegsmoder at her computer
>>44342570What job can puppymoders do?
>>44342466Internally>this shit is so ass
>>44342869>boymoders would absolutely love Wonderland, eating tiny cakes to fit through little mouse doorsBoymoders also love the Victorian England era and aesthetic
>>44337751>https://files.catbox.moe/gpjbyr.mp4Can you reupload this?
>>44317352I get the strong feeling that this boymoder thing is really about just wanting to connect with your inner child. Have you mistaken your inner child as a desire to be a woman?
>>44343892true
>>44347117tut tut, cheerio old "boy" :3
>>44342570Based and redpilled.
>>44345421>is really about just wanting to connect with your inner child.As all good threads are.
>>44347409:3
should i generally phase out the "boy" text?
>>44347564NO ;~;It is our proudest tradition! ;~; ;~; ;~;
>>44347673
What if there was a boymoder that had the kind of stuff they smoked in Vietnam?
>>44347698idk what you mean :3
>>44347728>Boymodie e-e-engaging da enemy! *closes eyes while firing*
>>44347684Enjoying a glass of 12 year old apple juice down at club garcon uwu>>44347728Woah, look at her! She's in the shit! >:3
>>44347828https://youtu.be/VY58inWev0E>B-buh-b-buh-b-buh-booooy!
>>44347828>tactical cardboard boxes for napping are required for boy combat
>>44347843^~^7>>44347871army-issue cardboard boxes! Very sturdy! Very safe!M... maybe boymoders could be the viet cong guerillas and girlmoders are the US BOOLI troopers!
>>44348016>M... maybe boymoders could be the viet cong guerillas But then how would you explain the existence of tunnel-rat-moders?
>>44348034I guess it'll work kinda like this, except in a dark, tiny tunnel
>>44347828boymoder hoi4 mod when? need to game out the boymoder republic defeating the girlmoder monarchy and bottom federation
>:3
