>>44318356
my hair is pretty fucked up on account of not showering for a week or using shampoo for over a year

>>44318389
did homelessness cause this

>>44318356
it's okay, i need to get my fade redone though

>>44318416
no just alcoholism
i'm too disabled to be homeless the government keeps throwing money at me and never asking what i do with it

Umm I can't die and also I'm doing philosophy rn it's not cope I swear

>>44318356
>tfw you've been playing for dozens of hours and you start the 2nd half of the game and the mc suddenly starts hitting hard on 13 year old girls

>>44318499
i am a dog

is ffs worth it if you’re not going to pass after? all it’d do would be redirect dysphoria to my shoulders or ribcage, or I’d find new features to obsess over. seems like a good way to waste 100k and not much else.

>>44318356
>qott
fucked. went to a salon some time ago and my hairdresser laughed at me when I asked for a feminine cut and made some, let’s say, unfavorable comments about my hair. to the point where her colleague had to step in and say that she cannot laugh at customers and was being rude. She is the manager however so she didn’t stop and continued after. I haven’t been to a salon since.

>>44318626
What did she say?

>>44318356
how do you get bangs without looking like a hon with bangs?

>>44317635
i am dead, you have killed me
you may take my place as the most beloved moder

andy is like if a hon was sexy

>>44318799
Get a fringe. Same thing but the rest of the cut makes the difference

>>44318679
she mentioned multiple times how weak the hair on my scalp was growing. I asked her if there was anything I could do to strengthen it and she just
>no, you were simply born this way. it’s just bad luck
at which point her colleague overheard and intervened
>what? I thought you can’t speak to a customer like that
so my hairdresser
>no but look at it *starts combing my scalp pretty aggressively*
>it’s just this bad
her colleague didn’t reply and went back to her own customer at that point. no clue if she agreed or not.
I wouldn’t even mind the comment much, it’s sort of hurtful but I’ve heard worse. the off putting thing was that she was laughing throughout the entire interaction and it seemed like she was showing off just how fucked I am.

>>44318487
Eat my ass

>>44318626
rookie mistake. you’re not supposed to ask for a feminine cut you’re supposed to BE femme so that they give you one naturally

clenching my teeth really hard again award

>>44319182
i am a dog

>>44319157
this is mmg my underbust is 40” have you even read my original question about ffs and not passing??

>>44319212
shut the fuck up bro

im a 28 year old sensitive young man

>>44319241
bro yells at a dog in front of women

>>44319279
you're not a dog and they're not women. we're men, with cocks.

im not the dog calm down hitler

>>44319297
im a woman

yeah wait i'm a woman too

>>44317146
this is lowk dumb because all kirlias evolve into gardevoir so basically their trainer fucked them over. also gallade is such a stupid mon holy shit genuinely created out of male anxiety about femininity all im saying is pokemon is reactionary

>>44319377
we're all women just not in any way that matters

i'll still be moding when they put me in the dirt and for that reason i'm a man.

>>44319428
B A R S

i dedicate the song I. M. Y. by Kodak Black to my impostor who i have a huge crush on

thats awesome chica

bow chica wow wow

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start doing this

i am an effete faggot

>>44319925
is this advice directed specifically at me?
what am i supposed to be doing?

Opening the blinds so everyone in the church next door can see two moders fucking

>>44320009
just do it

just two bros having a good time

>>44318356
qott:
long with tranny bangs

>>44320057
cosplay and be a fat faggot?

>>44320145
yasss

>>44320057
nike over here

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"having a good time" is one way to look at it

insane turn of events

my farts smell like death

>>44320148
that's not cute,chica

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How do I get AI to stop gaslighting me

mogging me

i'm sad bc my impostor doesn't want to be my friend

getting on e didn’t make me any more of a woman, it just made me more neurotic

should i kill myself

>>44321029
depends

>>44321082
on what

>>44321156
well could your current situation get better?

can anyone say anything nice about andy?

wife said she gets turned on when i struggle

mid transbians always "have" a "gf"/"wife" that is always curiously absent because ""she goes to another school""

wife said you're a salty incel

>>44321571
troonbians have no rebuttal for this

>>44321365
i don't know

>>44321610
my rebuttal is that i don’t have a wife/gf

my gf is real but she goes to another cowkini academy

wife-posting picknick-having transbians are fucking lame
they get zero respect from me

god forbid i post about my partner

my transbian friend got drunk and said she wants to rape me

>>44321674
nobody gives a fuck about your ugly weird faced wife

>>44321654
you'll be a wife-having transbian one day and maybe you'll get it

>>44321701
t4t is revolting

>>44321690
I get it desu

>>44321712
not talking to you self-hating straggot, t4t is the truth

how do you acquire friends

>>44321821
trying to figure this out myself i think you have to go outside and talk to people

>>44321821
talk to people you meet and see if they're cool then ask them to do stuff with you

>>44321834
but like go where?

>>44321841
i dont meet any people

>>44321940
>but like go where?
downtown or like to a bar or show

i wish i were a cute twinkhon

>>44319149
Ok I will

my friend likes being called mommy but it might be time to just start calling her mom and see how that makes her feel

>>44322222

>>44318930
What a weird person to laugh at you like that

>>44318356
BALD

see the problem is that other people really do just hate you and think worse of you for being born male and then when you bring it up they lie to you about it

live agar

my husband is balding and i think he's the most handsome man in existence

>>44318356
>qott
my hair is dark, greasy, despite every other day shampoo, and moided to all hell. Growing my hair just accentuated the moid in me,.

like we somehow couldn't get worse than the wife posters

its not fair! ive been sandboxing husband posting... i was not quick enough on the jump it would appear >.>

larp story 5

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i love my husband so much

oh my god ew please people don't start posting about your pet moids

would you have sex with a manmoder

>>44323235
If he was in relitivly good shapd

he?

injecting estrogen made me good at math and gave me weird tits i love science

>>44323235
have before and will again so yes

>>44323418
will it hlep me with math too

>>44318356
If you live this a woman most of your life and you got bored with it as mtf, could you transition into a manmoder and still be considered gay?

>>44323441
idk, im a really fucked up person even by tranny standards

palworld has overtaken my life

>>44323456
me too really sorta in a weird way

such an embarrassing thing to admit to

i'm so moided i played a train simulator today i love being an autistic male who's victimized by big pharma

>>44323235
why would I fuck reppers

ok but what about manmoders

like I said no reppers, only fully self actualized trans women, sorry

i got bossed manned again today

3000 calories devoured award

just like me fr

i am a dog

bad dog! bumping the thread when it was on the verge of death

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i am a cat

>>44324057
Blessed, keep going girl

cowbot

cowbot is not the only fat enjoyer

>>44325432
cowbot

it has genuinely been like 6 months since cowbot has used mmg but still schizos accuse people of being her

bc it is literally not true

i heard she was killed yesterday

I just want to be beautiful because thats the only way that people ever love me

what about having a beautiful personality

too much spaghetti for that

i can feel the moisture in the air with my fingers like katara

a nonbinary girl named katara fingered me in college

i talk to cowbot everyday!

>>44325747
I wish enbys existed when i went to college.

>>44318356
>qott
it's long enough that it reaches to my mid back now. it's curly but kinda ratty because I haven't gotten it cut in at least 2 years as I'm too nervous to go to a hairdresser and ask for a cute haircut. it gets to be a lot and I think about shaving it all off on my own but it's the only stereotypically feminine thing I do so I don't wanna give it up.
https://litter.catbox.moe/5ozik7mu4tq8pdjz.jpg

>>44325967
damnn your hair is soo nice! im so jealous ;_;

>>44325809
sorry to hear that

>>44326005
thx I've been growing it out for like 3 ish years now.

>>44325809
same, she pays me to do it though

oh wtf, im not getting shit

hey fellers
been getting high all day
it's my bedtime now
to my imposter, Mommy loves you, baby

>>44326134
andy come back

they tried grooming me in the discord

they groomed you on groomcord? that’s crazy bro

why are my nipples hard after drinking alcohol lmao

andy once again
cant sleep give up
been really into licking vaginas lately
some call it eating pussy
but not the way i do it
gonna be on 'nite the rest of the nite if anyone wants to add me
andybooboo

im watching the nineties on cnn

should i eatch freaks and geeks as a person stuck in the past or will it make me yearn

Im gay and ugly. im actually kind of cute honestly. i would have sex with myself but i have to lose a little more weight and get rid of the hair on my feet, legs, chest, hands and the small of my back

it’s lowkey goated that my women’s bike shorts have such deep pockets

m i gave you every chance to apologize but now i have to do what i promised
everyone you know will know what you did to me

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hey wait my name starts with m

what if i gave you head until you died

>>44326636
genuinely love and treasure the modern practise of putting your username on a picture you stole and added shadowed impact font text to

Are you seriously trying to tell me that esteemed OC artist Gracie Diarrhea stole that there meme?

reading comprehension

>>44326741
i am a dog

Im struggling guys, I love my boyfriend so much but the long distsnce is really starting to get to me, I wish migrating wasnt so impossibly difficult :( I dont knos how much longer I can go only seeing him once a year

>>44326757
good doggy good doggy roll over

cowbot you treated her so bad

I wear women's jeans

gayy

>>44326778
woof woof:p

i'm just trying to make peace with my impending death

>>44326865
How are you dying? Have you ever almost died before?

>>44326894
moded too hard and the doctors say it isn't reversible anymore

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does my handwriting pass

hush

>>44326924
did you speak in class today

i can barely breathe in my room and i dont know why. it sucks

i fixed it for a while and it’s back

I love my wife so much

theres that noise again

after several days of being unable to eat solid food i finally wolfed down a whopping 160 calories worth of rice

>>44327143
proud of you

hate me wife

love me knife

i love your wife

Knife my life

don't let your dreams be memes

>>44327237
That guy was an abuser right, now he gets stalked by a crazy lady

putting a bunch of quarters in my asshole and getting an MRI

objects that i have shoved up my arse:
vibrators
dildos
pens
pencils
coins

>>44327277
>>44327289
I guess they do say shake your moneymaker

omg i got an extra jibbi with my jack in the box

what does mmg think of nia archive. i think she mogs pickmepantheress

i don't know who that is
i only listen to amc music

goodnight

i have a lot of fucked up moles

how long did it take HRT to reprogram your brain to make you see men as different form yourself? It's a weird feeling, I feel as though I relate to women now and feel "different" than men in my brain. I'm almost more afraid of them now but also attracted to them sometimes.

>>44327418
get a dermatology exam, I get them once a year. HRT makes your skin burn easier and thus get more moles.

Brutal frame mogging

>>44327420
?????????????
That comes by default for trans women, we always saw ourselves as different

8 months but now im so many years inthat i feel above the gender binary. it’s like im mel gibson in the movie where he mindrapes women i just understand them and laugh at them and roll my eyes and go back to doing my sexless satire of masculinity (ftm style!)

>>44327428
but what if they havent changed in years despite looking exactly like cancerous growths

>>44327440
then just get a check, jeez. better than dying of cancer, anything that is at risk they will cut out.

>>44327433
oops I must have not been fully trans then, but uh oh well, HRT reprogrammed me :)

>>44327450
:/

>>44327465
Are you sign facing to the fact that I took HRT and reprogrammed myself or the skin cancer question?

>>44327470
:\

Anyway I like my boobs : D
I don’t think I can hide them anymore, o why haven’t my parents explicitly asking if I’m trans?

>>44327507
esl

>>44327514
rude

>>44327514
Sorry I got drunk and I have autism and am typing on iPhone keyboard

>>44327518
It's not rude it's friendly

fucking wife told me i couldnt eat snacks bc it would ruin my cookie dinner

That’s cute, I’ve never slept with a woman before

I love waking up with my wife in my arms

I want a husband

i think we need to stop. saw something you would not believe

What did you see

please leave everyone i'm begging you

Post it please I’m begging you

Don’t blue ball us like this

What’s goin on

Manmoder 9/11

When i brush my teeth i spend hours unable to breathe because the toothpaste and water and everything really mess with my throat

How is your breathing after swallowing cum and being throat fucked by big cock?

>>44327698
im allergic to cum so not great but i always swallow anyway. and the dick itself usually opens up my sinuses and airways cause of all the saliva

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Eeww TMI haha

>>44327705
>im allergic to cum
Imagining having so much cum enter your blood stream via internal injuries that you develop cum antibodies.

:/

:|

:\

any other moders here just LOVE sevyn0000 n marigold

Best sensation is feeling the cock pump cum in your mouth ;)

And he’s moaning in pure bliss :D

My Name is Penis

>>44326631
i love vagueposting!

>>44328423
it was literally all over the discord

andy is cool, cute, and drama free

andy is gettin upset
yall keep talking about me but you never really get to know me
i like ice cold water and i put a lemon in the bottle
lately i feel like a curse has been placed on me
objects move when i look away
why

>>44328498
i hate you so much impostor, and yet when i think about you, you make me heart aflutter
i just want to stuff you with my dick n watch you bounce on it like crazy

vsauce, michael here. i’m sorry

>>44328538
i am a dog

>>44328498
this is how ik you don't even know me
most latino cultures use limes, not lemons

Ugh I need a guy to give me a facial

guys are always confused why nothing comes out of my peenor

I mean, I still cum loads, they are just clear, slippery, and have no sperm in em.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWutvUNc-f8

the last time i had sex was like 2 months after i started e so i didn’t get any comments about my lacking cumshot

>>44327420
I didn't need hrt for that

last time i had sex was last night

awesome. i am a loser though

I want to go on Grindr and have unprotected sex

Gay

Yes, I take HRT so I am hotter to men

every single thing you post is always so repulsive, how do you do it

>>44329339
t. agender flag

thank you mcdoublemoder

>>44329355
is this about me or someone else?

-_-

one life stuck as a manmoder is crazyyy bro

I love having big boobs.

>>44329355
Well, the guys on Grindr like me ;)

men will fuck road kills if the hole still hot

I’m on PrEP so I can get creampied

Am I a sex addict?

sometimes roadkill do be lookin kinda sexy

I wouldn’t mind being run over and abused

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went to the doctor, got an xray just so i could throw a middle finger at my haters
it is andy who else could it be? fuck ya faggots smell ya laterr

>>44318626
Rib surgery costs less than ffs tho

i got a fever
and the only cure is black tar heroin

doctor asked me if i still took estradiol and went by she/her and i looked at her and said "i am andy, do i look like some kind of faggot to you?"

I do not tell my doctors I am on diy HRT, but the nurse taking my blood was surprised I admitted I hadn’t gotten by blood taken in a year when I was getting STD tests; maybe she realized I am transitioning without medical oversight.

>>44329502
i think it would be a net benefit for the world if i was run over

you raggedy hoes are the thorn in the paw of a lion

>>44329593
I meant in a symbolic (kinky) way, not literally

>>44329605
Oh meant to say figuratively…

>>44329605
oh okay. i still want to be killed

>>44329639
I can help kill your male ego

okay. can you kill my body if that doesn’t work?

>>44329663
No, just od on fent

>>44329663
i am a dog

boku no pico episode 2 made me trans

i dont take shits during the weekend so i can let it all out monday morning at work

any moders want to i let them

>>44329774
good movie

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>>44329783
yeah for sure

>>44329800
>en dash
was sylvia plath using gpt?

>>44329774
whore

men are not people

>>44329834
I believe that the ‘-‘ is used interchangeably with the ‘;’ or semicolon symbol

'-'

.-.

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this is my hair situation

>>44329913
try salon line for 2a/b hair

>>44329926
what does it do

>>44329954
makes ur hair not look like ass

>>44329959
i know it's not great. i've used curl creams before and it always looks bad

agp curls

why is everything so embarrassing and how do i get over it cause i need friends

>>44329976
>>44329988
retards

straighten your hair

>>44329996
what do you mean

>>44330004
learn your hair type, start using correct products for it and stop falling for the straight hair hitlerite meme

i let my desire for connection ruin my day again now people are messaging me

>>44330040
it's me in the pic. i've never straightened my hair. i wondered why you were calling me a retard for saying it looked bad

ignore her. curl cream destroys your brain

>>44330058
un sweaty this is the malebeained angryhon gen???

>>44330058
i just like calling people intellectually disabled >_<

curl cream = sissy agp brainwashing juice

>>44330101
>>44330095
so does it look bad or not, i genuinely don't know

>>44330120
straighten it right now

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I didn't even mention curl cream you people are so unbelievably malebrained that didn't even bother to looking for products of the brand I talked about
>>44330120
it looks dull and it's full of frizz of course it looks bad you dumb bitch

>>44330123
why

>>44330120
it’s frizzy

should I wax my lip, chin, and neck?

>>44330145
>>44330141
how to fix the frizz?

>>44330177
how tf should i know my hair is surprisingly healthy despite me treating it like shit 24/7

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>>44330177
>>44329926

theyfabmoding with a buzz cut

>>44330208
are there any similar cheaper products? it's quite expensive

>>44330259
$15 hair straightener

When do I tell people to use they/them pronouns?

I am taking HRT and working on hair removal, but plan for no surgeries.

>agender

you're going to want to get a heat protectant if you're going to use a flat iron.
I like the paul mitchell hot off the press one.
Also you'll need to blowdry it first with a brush that can add tension, I use a roller brush.
Spray heat protectant on your hair after blow drying, then straighten it. Afterwards if you want it to look nice and healthy and not stiff, a good anti friz spray is always a great finisher.

it will come naturally agender flag

>>44329595
remove me then

>>44330352
who

>>44330259
skala but they're mostly for 3a-4c hair so idk look in the haircare subreddit

>>44330361
idk. someone remove me from the lion’s paw so the lion isn’t being hurt and i can stop existing

unforchies you have to do the removal yourself, sorry. also you are both the lioness and the thorn at the same time. s2b a moder

What have I done, I done, I done
What, what have I done, I done, I done
Feel-feel-feel-feel so numb-numb-numb-numb
Feel-feel-feel-feel so numb-numb-numb-numb
What have I done, I done, I done
What, what have I done, I done, I done
Feel-feel-feel-feel so numb-numb-numb-numb
Feel-feel-feel-feel so numb-numb-numb-numb

>>44330576
wait, then who will i be loyal to for taking the thorn out of my paw if i’m taking it out myself? this metaphor seems clumsy

>___<

>>44330655
yourself you pathetic dumb girl

where da uncmoderz at

4 times uncle
2 wide ass shoulders
100 percent man

>>44331459
i’ve got a niece :/ it wince internally whenever i get called uncle anon

the average normie is gender blind

they’re gender seeing enough to only gender me male

>take a pic of myself
>obvious male with an awful hair cut
>go outside
>she she she maam maam

mogging me

I look male anyway

yeah, sure

>wear suits tailored to hide my curves
>wear binder under them
>cut my hair short
>no electro or laser
>still get constantly she/her’d
sigh. life is so hard for a truemoder like me

Be me
be a man
sad

be me
me bee

>>44332195
be free

weeeeeee!!!

:p