>mom found the cow bikini
>>44343895based
>>44343905absolutely not based i'm about to take a cinderblock and chain with me to the river out of embarassment
>>44343895>>44343934did she say anything about it?
>>44343972i haven't interacted with her yet, i left my laundry in the dryer for like an hour after it finished and when i came back to it they were all folded in a basket with the bikini on top.... she left the house for a potluck by the time i saw it
Tell her it's your gf's or a girl you hooked up with?
>>44344055she's met my boyfriend...
>>44344082...tell her it's your bf's?(or that he's cheating)
>>44344082okay just say you crossdress for him if you're asked (you won't be) whats the big deal
its ok nona your mom knows you're the bottom at least you both share an interest in getting reamed
>>44343895I hope youre Mom is as chill as mine was when she caught me dressing up! Tee-hee!
>>44344082Tell her you lost a bet to your boyfriend and had to wear it as a joke
>>44344019let us know if she ever does bring up anything. my mom has kept her mouth shut when see has put my panties in my hamper but she probably also knows what i told her and my dad while i was hammered.
>>44344019dont forget to update us!
>>44344247>>44344270
>>44343895actual homicide-suicide worthy event
>>44344206>>44344250these are the same options btw
>>44343934she just knows youre a cute cow that wants to be milked now nona its nothing to be embarrassed about
Tell her that you lost a bet and that you had to wear that thing
>>44344310i recommended it was for sex stuff and personal because that comes off as more honest than "i lost a bet, but also i'm washing it and didn't throw it away"
let your mom peg you
>>44344082then what are you ashamed of?does she not know you're the bottom?
okay im back from stress cleaning and eatingim shitting myself because she's been extremely judgemental and awful in the past everytime i've shown any feminine aspect of myself. this bikini nonsense is just so egregious idk what to expect
>>44344633Say ur bf lost the bet and ur just washing it for him
>>44344661there is no way in hell she would believe that, he's too overweight to even fit in it
>>44344633are you trans?>>44344784chubby boys belong in cowkinis
wild to me that your mom is aware you have a boyfriend and is completely fine with it but is revolted at you having a cow bikini like she knows you're a fag wtf is the point
>>44345034to op's credit, no parent wants to think about their child wearing that type of clothing. its disturbing.
>>44345021i'm a very deep in the closet manmoder>>44345034she's "fine" with it but constantly alludes to us breaking up in the future and talks about having grandkids
>>44343895Lmaooo hmm maybe I should get leopard print underwear… it would match my playful spirit without descending into such sexual degeneracy
>>44345213Breeders get the rope
update!!
>>44343895>>44344633i’m sorry nona but there is something kinda funny about the whole thing assuming you haven’t gotten kicked out or something like that
