Dead men tell no tea.Previous Penis: >>44347188
migrate without haste>>44347188>>44347188>>44347188
Time to make steak and eggs.
>>44351357who is he and how did he die
>>44353111LGBT ppl always die of suicide more than anything else
Lesbians have Subarus, swingers have Jeeps, cuckolds have Ford F250s... What do gays have?
>>44353128well it is to be expected. adult performers are all mentally ill
>>44353152I think they all start out innocent but it makes them mentally ill training their brain to be nothing but a sex object.
the second you want to do porn you're already mentally ill
>>44353172>training their brain to be nothing but a sex object.as if they were anything more than that before
RIP Arpad MiklosMet him once in Seattle Chill guy, always the quiet one's who seem to struggle stoically the most...
>>44353244did you fuck?
i'd arpad his miklos iywim
This thread is over three hours old. If no one minds six threads by the same shithead enough to avoid them, surely theres no reason they would mind seven. Or eight. There really should be a new one every 20 minutes.
>>44353280No, just drinks, made out and swapped head
>>44353320>made out and swapped head
>>44353152>adult performersisn't every adult just performing? pretending to whatever they pretend to be at the end of the day we're all children playing the role of an adult in a play
>>44351357Guess I'm reposting hereThis man was the first black penis I've ever seen onlineThe first penises ive seen online was lemon partyNow I'm attracted to old menI think I pavlov'd myself into homosexuality
>>44353349
>>44353320disgusting
>>44353346>post-modern libslop That's not the groundbreaking philosophical take you think you're making
>>44353346that's deep and all but that's not the definition of adult i was using
>>44353349>I think I pavlov'd myself into homosexualityif that was possible then i would have been pavlov'd into liking cut dick. you're just a gerontophile
>>44353320If you fucked him good he might still be alive today...
If you have sex or get raped without a condom in the butt by a pozzed HIV+ homo, the chance of you getting HIV is only 1%.
>>44353346At the end of the day we are eight billion stinking vicious apes daydreaming until we've convinced ourselves that we're special because the sun talks to us.
>>44353444Tripe makes it true
>>44353439good things condoms have existed for decades
im laughing so much rn i might pee myself
we are no longer the united states. we are now the veggie republic.
Wwyd if you seen me at the gaybar
>>44353377your adult roleplay is so hilarious >>44353380being an adult is just performance theatrethere isn't one sincere adult in this worldthey're all very bad at acting like men and women
>>44353439What's the chance if I never have sex again?
If you take your meds to suppress your viral load, it'll be impossible for your pozzed ass to transmit HIV
>>44353470you're very bad a reading comprehension
>>44353474594%
>>44353466We wouldn't be going to the same bar. You'd be behind bars
>>44353466I take my wig off and throw hands sis.
sometimes i just think you guys forgot
u=u is cute and all but if you couldn't be trusted to use a condom in the relatively rare moments when you had sex then i can't trust you to take your meds which has to happen much more often
So now I don't even bother bookmarking the last thread because theres no point. I just bookmark >>>/lgbt/gayg
>>44353244Uncut, buff, hairy, sexy accent I still jizz to him
>>44353466All those moments will be gone... like tears in the rain...
yeah this is thee Interface
>>44353538>>44353540Who are you quoting
>go to open DND >sit down at the table>overwhelming stench of body odor>almost gag >DM is a tranny with a man voice>two obese brown people>shortly after sitting down>two old transbians sit down>one has a fucked up surgery face>they both have nasally falsetto voices>uncanny valley triggered hard>roll a new character>try to do it quickly>feel sick from the body odor and the trannies >decide to cut my losses and gtfo holy shit it was worse than I expectedabsolutely terrible
raw is law
>>44353548What is "open" DNDIs it like a free for all for the friendless
Lotsa bodies, lotsa hotties, no condoms, no diseases. And there is no point whatsoever explaining how to gaygen
https://youtu.be/Y3ywicffOj4when the rain washes you clean you'll know
ive decided im going to become an actuary. thoughts? would u date one or is it too lame of a career
>>44353548idiot
>>44353479>he assumes I have HIV
>>44353486you can't comprehend me because you lost your essence, your inner child left your body most likely
>>44353548Somehow I'm betting the trans weren't the BO problem.
>>44353579>Hey homo, what do you do?>Well, actuary...I
>>44353548That sucks. I'm so sorry.
>>what does a liar do when he's dead?he lies still.
>>44353579are they a hairy uncut 10 inch bottom?
>>44353548yea but what class were you going to play?i always liked way of the shadow monk.
>>44353598>ESL smartassNo, the correct word is lay. He gets laid.
>>44353548>goes to a public roleplay game>surprised when other players want to escape reality
>>44353466you really did steal his entire look
>>44353610i'd put my shadow in your monk iykwim
they ate Charlie Kirk
angel > spikelike are you guys serious? hands down. angel. how is this a question?
>>44353613
>>44353648both were fugly with shit personalities. the whole show is shitty people, but i did like the irish one who died or whatever
>>44353561basically lolI'd rather stay friendless, apparently>>44353581why :(my therapist is always telling me I need to socialize with people>>44353591it was ambiguous, but an obese black guy I say next to was also particularly rank >>44353610fighter >>44353620I escaped that reality right quick desu
>>44353604no
>tfw no angel boyfriend
>>44353648He looks so happy to see you(r cock) here
>>44353622Spike reminds me of my dad>>44353648Angel is hot but real niggas know Riley is the hottest
>>44353244>bisexualnothing of value was lost
>>44353662any plans on the build like what you were gunna spec or you wanted it to be story driven dependant on the game? like you pick the base class and depending on what happens and the setting rather than the character's backstory dictates the level up so to speak
90s kids are all pushing 30 now
>>44353648>>44353668My pre-internet childhood mancrush Always jacked off to memories of hot men I'd encounter irl but with TV I could see this man regularly and parasocially fap away
>>44353662>I need to socialize with people>people>dnd trannieswhat's not clicking
>>44353674you can shut right the fuck up. riley's a pussy compared to angel. even spike's better than riley.
BreatheLove is always in youLove is always in youYou are a vessel of loveYou are a vessel of kindness
>>44353691>pushingwe already got pushed over
>>44353548I'd commend you for at least trying to have a good time but I kinda sense the whole point was to come back and make that post. As tragic as those people sound, they at least stayed to make the best of it, because they could. I can't really side with a tragic figure seeking out other tragic figures and then slinking away to shit on them to "internet friends" when they gave you welcome only to get back-biting and judgment in return. You could've had some class, made the best of it, and kept it to yourself. You don't get to be a gossiping elitist for sympathy and socially desperate at the same time. Whoever the smelliest freak there was still had the self aplomb to engage the moment with company instead of reporting the event as an example of their superiority.
>>44353704for me? it was always brian
>>44353719fuck love i'm tryin' to get this paper. first of the month and rent is due.
>>44353723funny how your age is one third of your weight hon
>>44353723i'd push you over iykwim
>>44353682No need to be nasty to the deceased, overkill isn't sexy
>>44353689characters were starting at level 3, so I had to pick a subclass. I went with way of the fist bc it's the most martial arts like>>44353708they only had DND and I was not prepared for so many tranniesI thought maybe one, but three of them>>44353712but Riley is just a normal guy, I like the contrast
>>44353579One tried to pick me up at a bar once. After he got the hint it wasnt happening, he was very mature about it and possibly the only person there I ever had a decent conversation with. In hindsight, I kinda regret being an uppity snot and shutting him down.
>>44353745>plays escapist fantasy in adulthood>I was not prepared for so many tranniesbruh
>>44353745>way of the fistyou know how i know you're gay?
>>44353745>goes to sewage plant>i was not prepared for so much sewage
>>44353726m8 I'm just posting about a negative experience, it's not that deep. I genuinely wanted to give it a try but put yourself in that situation. gagging on body odor. listening to tranny voices. everyone trying to be a marvel quipping chungus. it just was not what I wanted to spend my time doing, and I held out for a good forty minutes. I genuinely tried to weather it
Why the hell couldn't I have just gone back to sleep jfc
>>44353777trips of truth
have you guys never seen queer as folk?
>>44353739what weight units are you using exactly?
>>44353781jesus wants you awake and posting hole
>>44353726shut up bitch, 4chan is for trolling and venting
>>44353777>>44353764I thought magic the gathering was the tranny game, and that ttrpgs were for chuds
>>44353789landwhale-ometers
Which lioncub are you?
me and me hole yearn for him and his pole even thought I know nothing about him...
>>44353798magic is for the unshoweredtabletop is chuddy + queer
>>44353810neither. i'm still a bottom virgin
>>44353804what do you think I look like
>>44353810I do not go where the light does not touch...
>>44353798chuds are trannies, trannies are chuds
>>44353831shamutastic
show was a classichttps://youtube.com/shorts/msaG33-ABDk
>>44353810vers bros be like
>>44353831I think you look like a big helmet with big gloves.
>>44353856bottom
>>44353839Being a side is just being straight with extra steps
>>44353848>>44353861
>>44353869yeah but those steps involve penis so i'm winning
>>44353888Your name is delta so I imagine you as a fightet pilot or something.
>>44353726>brown, obese, stinky chud tranny gets offended that anon doesn't like brown obese stinky chuddy trannies
>>44353850A long time ago I made a great webm of the show that went unappreciated because people were busy discussing trannies and mental cases.
>>44353907make a webm of your hole
>>44353780I am just pointing out the ethical breach. I would likely have done the same but I wouldn't have shit on the same people offering me welcome and a chance for fun and company. I'd have counted it as a loss, put it behind me and found a different scene the same evening to rinse the memory, not crap on people who had the same social issues and only wanted to have some fun and company, not get reported for being flawed and struggling with their image.Its like when people bad mouth their family at gatherings for things they can't help. When you step out into the world, you sometimes stumble into settings with these types, usually older, broken people doing the best they can, old crackpots and the like. When you focus on the fact that you are better off, it either leads to compassion or egomania. The former gives you perspective and reality, the latter makes you resentful and deluded. And I am just saying you are not going to advance far if you focus on your advantages over others instead of learning the benefits of empathy. Thats a big part of a good social toolkit. Its practice for learning how to relate to the foreign, alien people who stumble into our space. It helps in part to teach us interaction, but it also helps prevent or defuse disasters. Don't be me, the egoist dickweed who thought he was too good for everyone else. Because I guarantee you that you eventually find out you weren't.
>I'd commend you for at least trying to have a good time but I kinda sense the whole point was to come back and make that post. As tragic as those people sound, they at least stayed to make the best of it, because they could. I can't really side with a tragic figure seeking out other tragic figures and then slinking away to shit on them to "internet friends" when they gave you welcome only to get back-biting and judgment in return. You could've had some class, made the best of it, and kept it to yourself. You don't get to be a gossiping elitist for sympathy and socially desperate at the same time. Whoever the smelliest freak there was still had the self aplomb to engage the moment with company instead of reporting the event as an example of their superiority.
>>44353548I bet if I was in a room with everyone who posts in this general there would be that stench x100 which is why we're never meeting.
44353916It's trannies like this that make discussion unbearable. One tries to make conversation and they have to spam their retard gimmicka.
>>44353919
My friend called me racist for not liking the casting in the Odyssey.Now I understand why people hate the left.
I'm not sure he saw it. Make a copy and post it again. That'll get him.
>>44353958How dare you hate Anne Castaway and Zendayas husband!
>>44353925>>44353947Um excuse me?!Why the fuck did you make me brown and why the fuck are you using my face like it's a memeable image?!
Blocked again, huh? Life is sooo lonely for you
Women pancakes
>>44353965the husband is kinda plappable desu
>>44353958Tell them the difference is an actual racist told you online that he already heard about it and that is why will never watch it.
>>44353975Lol.Let me do one.I bet you have daddy issues.
44353980eat dirt and die, trash
>>44353958matt damon as fucking Odysseus is retarded, how is that racist
>>44353974I posted my face on reddit and a friend told me they've seen me here spewing hateful wordsStop doctoring my face to look ugly for fucks sake I only post on reddit
>>44353937But the thread itself is spam. And we are all accomplices for posting in it.
>>44353999>gets a tan>Stop doctoring my face to look ugly
>posting your face on the internet
>>44353999These are gays most numerous allies, btw. Just something to contemplate.
>>44353999>trippy But you've got a face perfect for memes...
uh oh meltyyyy
mmm i'd love a cum melty
What (gang)bangers is gaygen listening tohttps://youtu.be/2DqWNaAztvs
>>44353994it's nolanhe wants big names not accuracy
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>44354056truth. he didn't even cast an actual cyclops for the role
>>44354054https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIsboomalicious
>>44354054https://youtu.be/phgMC5rig_Y
>>44354076
>>44354097My poor Aryan ears...
>>44354054All the homies be thinking they're Thor when this comes on lmaohttps://youtu.be/iMznpUsdH54
blue eyes pink hole dragon
>>44354054Manga was better>>44354080either cringe tiktok gen alpha or based homo>>44354157nostalgic >>44354097muuhhfuuck
>>44354054https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BKAhE1u4mA&t=4s
>>44354192>Billy Idol>tiktok gen alphaThat actually might be the most hurtful thing anyone here has ever said to me.
>>44354054now i’m listening to this again https://youtu.be/WUH007vlWYs
>>44354224yo!!! is that tony?
>>44354224
god damn bisexuals
>>44354222lol there's no way you really listen to that without feeling cringe
>>44354249>is eyes without a face a tiktok song*dies of cringe*
>>44354054anything that reminds me of him xdhttps://www.youtube.com/watch? v=nqL8WRMXGXA
>>44354259I am cringe
>>44354249Idk no nothin about that. Maybe it has something to do with the movie the song is about, "Les Yeux sans Visage".
>>44354259not the anon but Do you mean the lyrics are cornyEnglish is my 3rd language so if the writing is awkward I wouldn't be able to tell right awayMusically nice, lyrically unable to judge lol>>44354054I like how Jpop, when translated, reads like poetry or philosophical dissertations. I do not know if the lyrics are natural to Japanese ears or if it's cringe
>>44354293Well you're English, so...
I listen to ska, symphonic metal, and dnb
>>44354323wrong pic
>>44354239acid techno sounds so pornographic
If all this music talk continues, I can't promise I wont fall into my summer outrun bit.
>>44354311the lyrics and music are equally bad imoit sounds like AI if i'm being honest
>>44354323https://youtu.be/gxcz83OFB1g
>>44354333Porn and acid go together like two penises in a pussy
if you judged a poster's music taste by how they look what would you say they listen to?
>>44354356Not sure if thats gay but it seems a little close.
>>44354374I look girly pop but listen to metal, blues, classical
nobody ever likes what I like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOjWVXWSmIc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8G3-YkEDsA
>>44354405do you like hung white men and hanged black men
>>44354323I see you more like weird AIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeklDFFg6p8
>>44354054https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDvhBDA0mXQ
>>44354222I know somebody who would love this.
Gonna take the music in this thread to pretend I have tasteb
Omg all I wanted was a smoke and some juice and go back to napping. Now I will be asleep at three in the morning like a f***ing normie.On the bright side, plenty of iced coffee made already, vidya to mod and lasagne to look forward to tomorrow.For some reason, I just remembered that as much as I enjoyed sex when I was younger and the party scene, I think I still miss cocaine more. Pity, that. Fuck, I even miss the coke heads. Shame most of us are dead I guess. Not all of them though; at least you can't get shot in jail.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVOuRQPPdoo
>>44354559how old are you or is this just a long-time joke of pretending to be a boomer when you're really 20 or something
>>44354554All of them are bangers except the black guy Kodiak...
