old stale rotten gaydead thread >>44358396qott: which sports breeds the most ample booties of all?
>>44360260idk i like small swimmer butts, im resistant to the tortafication
hes sooo hot
>>44360256i have no idea what that’s supposed to mean it sounds like one of those things a person who wants to make you feel insecure says because it doesn’t really mean anything so the intended target is free to project their own insecurities onto it
>>44360296Feigning ignorance doesn't change the assessment of your voice
>>44360311what am i supposed to be feigning ignorance about no one has ever said “it sounds like you’re trying too hard” to me when i speak and it doesn’t mean anything on it’s own
>>44360260what kind of underwear is this
>>44360290here's another for you davisposter
“you’re trying too hard” is what shitters in multiplayer games say when they feed i have no idea how to apply that to a voice
why are all baseball players fat fucks
Why am I doing the legwork to find my bf a lawyer
>>44360325He reminds me so much of my bf
>>44360335being lean with 2% bodyfat isn't necessarily better. you can be fat with heavy muscle mass under your fat and still hit homeruns
>>44360340you're a bottom
>>44360335have you ever been hit by a baseball
>>44360357>being lean with 2% bodyfat isn't necessarily betteryes it is>>44360359i've never even seen a baseball
>>44360374>clearly knows nothing about the subject theyre acting like an expert onOkay you can shut the fuck up your input is literally invalid
My balls smell so fucking bad right now
shiza is dumber than laura loomer
>>44360380drag his skinny flabby ass
>>44360380how is asking a question acting like an expert, you bag of soggy drawers. don't reply to me again you retarded shitstain
>>44360397looks like less of a tranny tho
>>44360332lerrit go, anon
>>44360407You already got dismissed by him, nice try
>>44360397i respect the ukraine grift, get that bag girl
>>44360374well the real reason is because you dont need good cardio in any part of baseball but its fun to imagine 90mph fastballs bouncing off of fat people
Soft penis peering out of gym shorts
I'm making blueberry-lime scones uwu
I hate when my bf wears shorts because he has such a fat ass Ik everyone stares including me I get distracted af
>>44360358I'm a side. He's interested in topping me and asks me when I'm giving it to him though
>>44360421wtf, i thought you were team candace?!
>>44360442unfortunately scones suck
>>44360290Dadbods are the bestLove the furry chest and belly and cute little bellybutton
>>44360427the fun of baseball is not playing baseball. sounds right
>>44360414there’s nothing to let go of i just wanted to give him a chance to explain himself and instead he doubled down on vagueness so i insulted him and stopped talking about it
>>44360448ok bottom
>>44360474it seems like you're carrying on because of your own inability to understand what he meant
>>44360478Never had anything in my ass other than a finger
>>44360449i only follow those shrews with one half closed eye, sorry ladies
>>44360494whose finger, ms bottom
>>44360470baseball is the shittiest sport in the world i swear to god the only reason it’s popular is because it generates a ton of stats for autistic people to obsess over
why do i like the word male so muchobviously i am a male, but like why
>>44360492why do you want to talk to me so badly? why not just do it like a normal person would
>>44360521let it go bro its okay to admit when you just dont understand something
>>44360517tamale ay riba riba!
>>44360527you’re still begging for attention from me whether you answer the question or not so why the evasion
>>44360546not that anon lmao just saying it's your fault you didn't understand
sniffiesituationship changed his bio from 7" to 6"
>>44360559you’re the anon begging for attention from me yes? >>44360521
>>44360510you're preaching to the choir.
>>44360535you like latinos?
>>44360562anons adventures on discord, must seehttps://streama.in/K6N8A6C6gwkIorb/watch
>>44360564The most autistic poster itt
>>44360442nice
>>44360610if you’d had a point you would have made it instead of being a vague bitch
>>44360595this ain't even good drama don't tag me in this bs
Imagine having a fucking tuba vore fetish lmao
i want revenge on this guy for turning me gay. he has to pay for doing this to me. my vengeance will be swift and painless, he won't even see it cumming
>>44360637your post was shit too fuck you!
>>44360630You're lashing out at the wrong person
>>44360591used to but i dont wanna get into it
>>44360654no one’s lashing out can you stop inventing drama in your pea brain for an hour i mean seriously just try
>>44360290SNIFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>44360658lol
>>44360640thats only the tip of the dd iceberg rly, im kinda over this drama now though i dont think its going anywhere from here
>>44360657"ay! ay papi!"that's you during sex isn't ittypical bottom
>>44360645you should marry him. that will show him
>>44360632dicklet + ball-let
>>44360645loser
>>44360673marrying him wouldn't be nearly enough justice for what he's done 2 me, but it can be the start of a lifetime's worth of revenge
>>44360665Idk anything about oneyplays, I'm just wondering how do you even develop such an oddly specific fetish
leaky buzzy
gaygen is shizagen!and irl.....im maxim aka max!
poon p--poon poon poon
>>44360729hi zaxim
>>44360729we were doing fine without you your posts are surplus to requirements
>>44360729here goes this larp
>>44360749hi>>44360751ok ill go for now.
>>44360788Are you my bf?
>>44360788Fuck we need that Poonmur pussy
>when i call my compulsions trolling and expect everyone else to be retarded enough to believe it
>>44360812lerritgo
>>44360818can you go to the next part of your script this bit is boring
chat I used frozen blueberries and they are awful :s
Dear diary: I bought a pair of 70s shades like pic related and they make me look like an alien
Bela
What’s a “gooner”?
>>44360833Have you ever watched frozen? The song let it go was really popular for a long time
>>44360792>>44360803im happily taken, boys
>>44360853An Arsenal fan
>>44360858Show us that leaky slit fuck need me sum a that tuna
>>44360706Jiggly manbutt
>>44360836>they make me look like an alienlike the brown skin doesnt already
>>44360870As if you being white is an accomplishment
>>44360857look i know it’s hard and you have to say things in the proper order or whatever but can we speed it up at least
>>44360875as if you being a real pe- oh wait a minute
>>44360887shiza can you make it clap
>>44360882all i hear is you crying because you didnt get what you wanted again
sniffiesituationship also changed his bio from vers top to side what could this mean
>>44360887You’re not better than non whites just because youre white. And ur not even white white you’re fake white
>>44360870Verry funny. I lowkey look more alien during winter tho cuz I turn pale like a vampire
>>44360887OOP scalped xer nonexistent form a bit >>44360899Well, you would know about being fake!
>>44360894what is it that you think i wanted?
how do you prove someone here is "real" ?i wish everyday im a cyborg
>>44360924Mmm cyborg pooner pussy fuckk
experiment commencehold for results
>>44360900shouldnt that make you look more domestic actually?
>>44360933pale skin on brown features is alien
shiza cannot make it clap only flap
>>44360895ask him
>>44360939outside of usa that is!
Im the realest bitch up in here.
>>44360955it’s pretty rare here in real life most of the multiracial people on the census are border jumpers lol
>>44360933ethnic swedes with naturally black hair don't exist
russians not real
>>44360895late night encounterpink pole when inside turns brownmentally scarred now
das fair das fair
>>44360956periodt.
>>44360933I'm gonna infiltrate poland and molest you how about that
>>44361020Omgggg yaaaaas do it…. Bitch needs sex . Her sexlessness has a bad effect on gaygen
Today I learned that Minoxidil can cause you to grow body hair as well.
>>44361020how about you get out of that uhh jabroni outfit and ill show you whos the boss of this gym
>>44360956I think you're also the>oldest>ugliest>fattest>dumbest>poorest>loneliestbitch here as well sister!! <<<333
it’s going to be funny when a pakistani stabs ms harri to death after a hookup gone wrong
>>44361042And who are you? You’re Leadpaint or?
good time to remind everyone that ms. harri can’t even pay for white dick
harri tubman
>>44361050Yes :)) How have you been caip?
tracy, it's me, harriet tubman
Shuld i know who harri is?>>44361037I could prolly tip you over like a cow. No dmg run
>>44361064Im not Caip. And those words you said about me really hurt. I can’t believe someone working as a therapist would harass random people online like that.And yes maybe I’m one of the oldest here and so what? Age is just a number. Doesn’t mean I’m worth less.
>>44361071bleagle who i heard blimped out badly
>>44361075Oh you still haven't stopped that larp here? Sorry
>>44361071ok tbqh i have awful balance which is weird for a fattie cause you would think that would ground me but no i go flying all over the place sigh
>>44361084it’s because you have no muscle you need to spend 2-3 years on the farm
>>44361082Why do people think I’m Caip? There been no evidence of that. You’re harrassing someone for no reason.
I like to think that I get horny because someone out there is fantasying about fucking the cum out of me.
>>44361071twig vs trunk
>>44361099Caip we have literally dmed about this before i nuked that account after the cord fell out. I was trying to catch up with you if you would drop the act
>>44361117Is Caip claiming to be me? Genuinely I don’t know what ur talking about. I’m not on discord.
>>44361092watch me build this core thrusting winona instead
>>44360956you will N E V E R be her
shiza is not a funny guy, he may have been funny in the 90s, but this is not the 90s anymore
>>44360861hockey players are always so pretty
>>44361122Whatever. You used to be decent to talk to but I forgot you do this shit here so I could only talk to you on cord
>>44361134not always
>>44361130lets see how you hold up when they cancel your show buddy
>>44361130gayfer fails to recognize that other people are not extensions of himself and can have their own thoughts and opinions, AGAIN
>>44361109It would be like that asylum demon battle in ds1>>44361125I'd literally die
>>44361134it's because they're all rich wasps
>>44361137You’re the one talking shit about me out of no where yet I’m the one “doing shit” here? You should take a look at your own actions before you point fingers at others.
>>44361153yeah well i wonder how u plan to sneak in 10 black firebombs into poland
>>44361172>sneak in 10 black firebombs into polandIdk is this some sort of weird reference again
>>44361183yeah u can kill the asylum demon on first encounter with those and get the boss weapon u fake gamer bitch
You know I'm gay right
i hate performative foids so much its unreal bro
>>44361201I'm not trying to be obtuse but like what are the 1 or 2 most performative foid traits? There are things that annoy me about women, but I like them broadly
>>44361196Oh i didnt know you could do that. Dont call me a fake gamer biatch I bet you were drooling over some wiki-page for that info
>>44361153i dont get your guyses game references.
i am cow pee like my father cow cow>>44361213no its obvious from the sequence design cause you start with the rusty sword that only deals like 10 damage a pop BUUUUT you can pick up this damaging item as your gift so, also u can kill him in the first encounter in a regular way on NG+ and they did the same thing with the grafted scion in elden and the fat gargoyle fuck in demons souls also
>>44360290Easiest manotype to fuck and then ghost.
Hitler
I hate men but love dickWhat am I?
>>44361309A chaser.
>>44361309lesbian!
>>44361243Yap yap yap whatever nerd>>44361309>I hate men but love dick>What am I?Bisexual
>>44361309Me
>>44360986That grippy pink pooner pussy is real
>>44361332rude bitch bye
I don't trust horses, they are very evil animals
Imagine a day in the life of Timur's stalker:>leaves gas station and realizes he got shorted one dollar>turns and shakes fist>"Tranny!">Elderly black woman cuts him off in passing lane>sticks head out car window>"Troon!">quietly sitting on toilet at 2:00 a.m. and sees beetle crawling across ceiling>points to it, foaming at mouth>"Pooner!"
>>44361396This is so Chaserian.
>>44361309nascent tranny
>>44361396loland every time a poon joke is made they everyone laughs and claps with their fingers spread wide apart
>>44361464lol
>>44361464Show us that pink tuna hole
I can tell if a guy is gay just by putting my tongue under his foreskin.
>>44361396we can just say slayer
>>44361539
the gay deadening is happeningsilver hair at 32it's so over
Some people say Jesus was jewish, but that's not true, he was christian.
>>44361464>and every time a poon joke is made>every time a poon joke>poon joke>joke
I'm sitting and restin.
>>44361615that ship never even entered port
>>44361644hunty
i wish timur had been in the house that exploded in canton, ohio
i wish this place was less vulgar.
Is it gay to appreciate fine men? Well sculpted greek gods you know. My uncle is gay, I'm not prejudiced.
>>44361722it's not gay to like the male form, it's gay to desire it.
the show CIA would be 100 times better if the main leads were a romantic couple
>>44361740Fair enough
>>44361659what does that mean
>>44361710i wish you were less a whiny bitch sis.
>>44361769>>44361792there is nothing but bleak pornography and lust in here.
>>44361776that means you never were desirable to begin with. what a nasty thing to say.
>>44361710>Pooner enters men spaces>"WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU GUYS SUCH MEN"Ftmg is waiting down the hall
>>44361803I was desirable tho loleven still, for whatever reason, some men desire memen will fuck roadkill however, so that's not a particularly high bar
I can't not stan
izzy reminded me of majin boo from the animes
majin buu*
mahjong poo
>>44361710yeah but the loud ones enjoy the toxicity
>>44361855Is it grippy? That pink pooner pussy. Is it grippy?
>my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard-Delta, probably
>>44361842that ship never even entered port
>>44361818you were never desirable what you are is a victim which some guys like
>>44361842how did you keep it so good for so long?
>>44361874
>>44361879idkmy mum started changing hair color when she was 27, while my father is mid sixties and his hair only really started changing in the last five years or so. I probably just take after my mother more than my father at least for hair color>>44361878so in other words, I was desirable
>>44361921sure because they knew you wouldn’t tell on them you were desirable to a certain type of guy
>>44361955>you were desirable to a certain type of guyaren't we all? nobody is desirable to everyone
>>44361980too bad the one you wanted didn’t find you desirable
Big bums
No one wants to admit this but mistaking a lack of humility for a lack of self-awareness is extremely autistic-coded. You're a fat blue hair mad at the world and no one but your discord server cares.
>>44361996again, a tale as old as time
>>44362052and now you get to spend the rest of your life as an object for rapists to play with and then discard
>>44362066r u flirting
My new class instructor is a qt (can't get a bigger image, unfortunately).
Picture this: You die and end up in hell. Your prison? You're in a hot sweaty gay bar. You look up. Your ideal boyfriend is in cage dancing. You yell to him and he can't hear you. The bar is playing a dark EDM remix of Dolly Parton's 9 to 5. You're so close to the life you want but you can never have it. You can never have him. Meanwhile, he's in his cage. He can see you leering. Yuck! He knows he can never leave the safety of his go-go cage because you're down there, watching his every move. The only thing protecting him from you is his prison.Your crime? Being fat. That's where Mounjaro comes in.
>>44361644Hairy young dudes...
>>44362087sex
Picture this:cock uwu
still waiting on the fauci ouchie to kill every single vaxxie... i'm sure it'll coincide with industry coming back to america due to tariffs... TWOMORE WEEKS!!!!
i like a man with a big vocabulary uwuno for real, literacy is HOT. i'd love to milk a nerdy homosexual..
I GET SO EMOTIONAL, BABY
>>44362071lol
I am cringe and hate myself
>>44362184why
>>44362268basically every single day of my life I manage to be retarded and fuck something up and I constantly relieve cringe memories
>>44362292have you tried not doing that
>>44362087he's also gay
>>44362312yeah and I fuck it up always
>>44362323i mean if you let your failures define you then of course you’re going to be a failure how could you be anything else you gotta stop doing that part
>>44362148wiggory
i am based and i love myself sis
>>44362087creepy
>>44362328my successes feel paltry in comparison
>>44362360I think he's sexy, like an older Gordon Freeman
>>44362366it doesn’t really matter focusing on the other stuff doesn’t lead to anything you can build on so you gotta knock it off
That's the face you make when the calculator don't balance and someone says, "It's close enough."Accounting stare level: advanced Eyebrows say audit Glasses say, "We're gonna walk through this one... again."
you know all the things you’re supposed to do you just have to do them start small work your way up and learn from your mistakes instead of repeating them it’s hard work but what else are you gonna do mope forever what purpose does that serve
>>44362420no i dont know all the things :(
>>44362380but posting people you know irl is creepy and disrespectful unless they say it's OKbut i remember where i am
>>44362419Too effeminate for me
>>44362429yeah you do you just don’t believe in yourself
>>44362416don't dox your teacher
>>44362432that's true
>>44362432this line of thinking is odd because their picture is freely available on the internet
>>44362451idanon posted a single picture and of course compulsive stalkeranon couldnt help but flex his ability to doxx and do nothing with the info
>>44362469
>>44362476>the same emojis to censor tacticlol lonely and no life
I am watching Ugly Betty
>>44362486what’s that
Joe Mama
>>44362432This place is for trolling and that includes posting pics
>>44362476HotWho is he
yall aint seen shit yet!
>>44362503Dunno
lol
>>44362476
best job u ever worked? i got fired but i still loved it
>>44362563jacker although i only did it a few times
>>44362563High-school cam stuff Crazy money
>>44362590I forgot the word photographer ffs Higschool paid me to take candid yearbook pics
I wish I had gotten an education instead of working as a married man's slutty little secretary.
>>44362476Proof that pederasty worksMen, straight and gay, only ever want to impress men
>>44362486Which one
Homosecksicals that do UV club really think they're better than people who do onlyfans
>>44362625The OG
>>44362432Show us that drippy grippy poon hole babygirl
>>44362636>OG
>>44362642he showed us his asshole and nuts from the back before he had a hemorrhoid ruining an otherwise nice hole
>>44362658She's a pooner
>>44362659i think he’s just gen z a lot of them look intersex
>>44362658no timestamp? dont believe it
>>44362636Why are Mexicans and Indians always the butt of jokes in America Now they've moved on to Filipinos
>>44362666Stop making excuses for her, I want her to post that poon hole
>>44362668Stop harassing random posters because you see trannies in every shadow.
it’s the hemorrhoid that makes me think it’s real unless he’s a secretly smart person i don’t think he’d think to include such an embarrassing detail to sell a lie
Fucked up today so badKept making shitty colonizer jokes to my FWB and didn't realize he was indigenousHe's the only one who's ever treated me like a person and not an easy lay fuck me
Beef, apparently
>>44362690can you stop being so gross slayer
>>44362713fr tired of having to deal with his dumbass spam
>>44362713Leave thread pooner
>>44362702Rip
New Penis to suck after this one blows>>44362581>>44362581>>44362581
gay marriage
>>44362751literally nobody would be talking about tifs if you weren't constantly screeching about them and saying pooner over and over again like a five year old who just learned to say fuck
>>44362713He really gives me ants in the pants do the chicken dance scaries.
>>44362432I dunno man I rather see a cute guy someone knows IRL than another photo of an annoying poster who posts here regularly
I mixed preworkout into my 4loko anbd im going to make it everyones problem next thread
>>44362792Are tou talking about me?
>>44362803Who are you
>>44362802Ooom mee when I mixed a buzzball and a topo chica and some doocolacks.
>>44362789Go ahead, ftmg is down the hall
>>44360260Gymnastics
