Carlton EditionQOTT: If you could instantly learn any dance move, which one would it be?Previous: >>44367618
daddys home
Daddy loves his kittens
Me arriving at the cg meetup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOsfcJJwizI
>>44371124i don't dance. ive never been comfortable dancing. even as a kid i knew it was too embarrassing and shameful and that everyone was watching enough to see it and shame me
>>44371140why does he look so sad
>>44371124>qotthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGdc92EOdm0&list=RDWGdc92EOdm0&start_radio=1
chat what should i eat
>>44371124>qottMoonwalk
>>44371173He didn't get any gock pics
>>44371172real>>44371173no tranny to suck off
>>44371184Ass
crowdkilling in the /cg/ pit
Hello Kittens! Daddy has a new plaything!
crowdkissing in the /cg/ pit
>>44371124The worm. Everybody loves a lanky white guy doing the worm.
can someone spoonfeed me on who this fedora guy is
>>44371228his name is don dada
>>44371124It wouldn’t matter I can’t dance to the ones I already know
>>44371228Serial killer, targeted young trannies
>>44371228A man who ascended to godhood
Tranny thongs on my face
Not for me but John Travolta was so cool in thishttps://youtu.be/LUID0jSh2Ic?si=nSg_EYwSysH1zDmg
>>44371228A notorious pedophile
>>44371228chris. newfag
>>44371243I like the dance scene in pulp fiction https://youtube.com/watch?v=QYVc4v1gfgg
Guess the trip
>>44371275Rick
>>44371275Sarah
>>44371189I can do that
>>44371228maiq/mister/american. DL catholic guy from PA. didn’t wanna date a tripfag so she posted pics of him here as revenge.
>>44371271Yeah, he's pretty cool desu, such a shame he lost his figure.
>>44371275rick
>>44371286thank you for an actual answer although the other responses are pretty fucking funny
>>44371275>vaginal sexSarah.
>>44371300np :)
>>44371300he's also lying cibi ended his "nice guy" sexual harassment campaign
maybe im too woke but i think calling people shorter than 5'10 down low is kinda rude
>>44371275Bronya... All that cum, you just know.
recreating this video with all the big /chasergen/ personalitieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihJOhSmQgeQ
I should quit everything, hop on a plane and do a /cg/ world tour (starting with Canada)
>>44371326your broke brazilian ass can’t afford the flight
>>44371275
Daddy has been taking good care of his new kitten
>>44371347lmao wtf are you
>>44371355Do me Do me
>>44371372pathetic
>>44371355SOMEBODY NEEDS TO SAVE MEFFY SHE'S TOOD GOOD FOR THIS!!!
>>44371372Hi bank of america can you forgive my debt please
>>44371378he's too good for a diaper transbian autopedo desu
>>44371124>SHE LIED TO YOU LIED TO ME>CAUSE SHE GOT A FAMILY FAMILY
>>44371286You are missing the part where he claimed he was posting in mtfg for years for "friends" and vehemently denied being a chaser despite being caught numerous times being a sex pest. He got banned and went full throttle gock thirsting here under a new name >>44371300
>>44371380I'm doubling it for being ungrateful>>44371374Pleeeeeease
>>44371403Who are you bofadeeznuts
>>44371402that’s also true yes. i’m not saying he’s innocent.
>>44371228he killed and ate a girl who used to post here and we love him
aint no way bronya is called bofa now
>>44371411Yeah that's me
>>44371378shes constantly rebuffing men who like her, who will save her
Bron these ya's
i put my skog in the wash
lighting a very nice smelling candle for the first time in a while as a form of self care
please mr. deeznuts was my father call me bofa
really funny how pimeyes brings up /LGBT/ when you run the fedora guy through it
>>44371355Every thread girl needs one of this made of her
>>44371355I WANT A TURN WITH PAPA HERSHEY!!!!
>>44371445ME ME ME DO ME
>>44371436I hope he drowns
>>44371457WHY >:(
>>44371453FUCK OFFFFFFFFF
on one hand he lowkey deserved it for being dl on the other hand it must suck ass getting posted here by the resident schizos
>>44371124>QOTT: If you could instantly learn any dance move, which one would it be?uuuuuhhh pizza hut in the garage?
>>44371275So this anon loves Cum. Like half of the top 20 are cum-related. CNC? and whats Kemonomimi?
Catholic dogsSitting on logsEating maggots out of frogs!
>>44371463I will never forgive him for this
>>44371476he got what he deserved tbqhon
So. This anon loves cum.
>>44371484i'd suck it
>>44371436pls pls pls dress up your skog in your old men's clothes after he's cleanit's the best use for old clothes i promise
>>44371464FUCK YOU HE LIKES ME BETTER I'LL BE FIRST FOR SURE
my life for skog
Qott: I wish I could shuffle dance good.
>>44371514i would but i unfortunately don't have any old man's clothes
>>44371519that’s so cool i hear shuffling was popular back when you were young!
my skog would never
>>44371275i posted a truly diabolical one of these when I couldn't trip one time and the only one who has it is the craziest bitch to ever use this gen. i love her
>>44371515you ratchet fucking SLAG.
>going on a shopping date with a foid>bringing my ayn thor>playing pokemon rom hacks while she tries stuff on>how does this look babe?l>ook up for .01 milliseconds>uhh great>she gets mad at me after this happens 20 times>refuses to buy me auntie anne pretzels or cinnabon muffins as a reward for going with her>drive home in awkward silenceanyone wanna rp this irl?
>>44371520you got rid of them all? :( i thought you were also a boymoder/manmoder/guymoder...
What have bronya and maiq been up to?
>>44371535Hey deadbeats, today I've got a really special stream for you all!
>>44371539my boymode clothes are just *black tshirt from walmart/costco* so not really old man clothes. it's just a black shirt.
>>44371437
>>44371495yeah thats what I said.>>44371540Im worried how well this shows Bronya, AI is horrifying
>>44371540ADAM AND EVE. THEY WILL DELIVER US UNTO A NEW AGE OF PROSPERITY ALL WILL FLOURISH AS THEIR OFFSPRING USHERS IN A NEW WORLD
see now you’re being even weirder than maiq
>>44371536Yeah wya
>>44371540Damn it made me look like my hot cousin
>>44371557no he's still weirder>>44371559also it's so insane to see him in my room. who let you in there...
>>44371546that’s a girl horse. Be quite. Be quiet at once
>>44371559This is a concerning post
>>44371551thats the good stufftake it in
>>44371569She's probably bisexual right it's fine
>>44371575Friggin transbian horses..
>>44371570it's fine
lumpy freaks unite!
>>44371497Lmao
>>44371579it's FUCKING ALL OF THEM
what does your matrix "residual self-image" look like
>>44371318Underrated. I laughed.
>>44371596Absolutely nothing at all. like a pair of disembodied hands
>>44371596How many rubix cubes this bitch need
>>44371540Sheets too clean for this to be believable
>>44371596Idk what that would even mean big dawg.
>>44371600LMFAO thank you for bringing it to my attention
>>44371590huh?
This poor trans girl was last seen in the candy aisle at Walmart being feed a Hershey's chocolate bar by a man wearing a fedora and was never heard of again
>>44371596You had an gay facial structure
>>44371571>thats the good stuff>take it inWhen she holds her panties over my nose
I want to kiss bronyas tummy and all over her thighs, get her all worked up then not suck on her gock I don't do that shit
>>44371610Those same sheets are still on the bed from when I posted that pic btw
>>44371623good boy
>>44371603i have at least 11 different types or shapes>>44371614it's from the matrix, where your mental self-image shaped how you appeared in the matrix. since they could look different from irl for some people, or at least be styled differently>>44371620i think you're right
>>44371636Hnng
>>44371619Play stupid games
>>44371618It just caught me really off balance. Had to be there.
>>44371619love the narrative of this tableau. beta deferential maiq focused entirely on alpha autumn, who stares out at the camera without even acknowledging he's even there any further than opening her mouth for him to feed
Ladies would you rather have a Maiq bf or a Rick bf? Choose one no cop outs. Hardmode no suicide.
>>44371647strongest dada of history vs strongest dada of today
>>44371558we could go to woodfield that mall is pretty goodbut i would want a pretzel after all
>>44371625What do you think I want sexually
>>44371641I have no idea then. I'm a river not a lake. Probably some shifting amalgamation of my appearance from the ages of 18 to 24.
>>44371651maiq is a lawyer so him
>>44371647Maiq is a beta male
>>44371656LITERALLY
Dada
>>44371659A strong alpha man to choke you, slap you around and use you like a cocksleeve.
>>44371651cruel fate but it’s maiq for me. does he at least tell us his name or will it just have to remain a secret?
>>44371596who were you cosplaying here
>>44371651Obviously Rick like be so serious they aren't even remotely in the same conversation>>44371678i mean sure whatever. i don't really do sex anyway>>44371683lol
>>44371596>background clearly ai-generatedanons..?
john rod’s thick rod
>>44371659I think you'd rather sip wine while two big wrestlers roll around for dominance. I can't actually imagine you committing a sex act no offense.
>>44371683Bronya is the alpha male that does the choking and slapping around
>>44371702i would for sure go on my phone within five seconds of that
>>44371691you know rick is also dl right?
>>44371708Maybe a lazy handjob done with a backstroke. I could see that.
>>44371680Do you have a dada?
>>44371651i have a lot in common with maiq & could talk to him for a long time. he also has a well-paying job & seems to have his life together. i'd pick rick though
Is it unhealthy to be listening to No Children by the Mountain Goats on loop while I think about my asshole dickhead ex?
>>44371378is mef still alive?
>>44371710rick would not be dl in a relationship with me. like that's an objective fact. the only thing to do in a relationship with maiq is to put him down humanely
>>44371727No maiq took her from us
rick's got joie de vivre
I miss epic she was hot and funny...
idk what i did wrong
>>44371715I'm invoicing you for my appearance fee for that image
I miss autumn, she was hot and funny
>>44371527Yea, like this kind of dancing https://youtu.be/3I-R-kprdK8?si=vwRjjVczMI-gtyC6
>>44371710rick makes custom gay videos under his government name anon
>>44371571I had to search up what a white peony is. Interesting… Yeah, I don’t know a thing about flowers
>>44371718Yes lol.
>>44371688that's just how i dressed, that was my real hair and i liked bow ties and button-downs as a man>>44371694that's not ai generated, those are my rubik cubes (and variants) and my dark peach door and my wifi access point with a zelda eye switch on it
>>44371757Why?
everyone reply to this post with your christian name
>>44371737right like rick is fun there's light behind his eyes it would be stupid but at least it would be a good time. imagine how bleak and miserable dating maiq would be
>>44371718wow that's a nice song, makes me want to drink
>>44371762If you couldn't imagine the why what were you even asking.
>>44371761omg i love this
>>44371764Elizabeth
>>44371437I'm going to take a bath with candles lit after this movie's over in honor of this post
>>44371764what's a christian name?
>>44371761THAT'S SO COOL
>>44371764Jeremy Lin
>>44371777We need Maiq to explain this
>>44371736I thought she ate the concrete accelerant
>>44371756i didnt really know what it smelled like when i found it, i just go through 30+ candles whenever i want a new one and pick the one that smells the nicestits very fresh smelling, slightly floral but not overwhelmingly so, more like a grassy scentthe leftover smell is faint and not that overwhelming either, its really nice
>>44371764Hugh Jass
>>44371764Chartreuse T. Escalope
Is autumn single? Because i wanna take her out on a date
>>44371769Look I'm bitter and angry. And that's like the perfect angry song.
>>44371764Hugh Mongus
>>44371742Lol. Squeezing blood from a stone, babe!
>>44371764Taylor
>>44371764im assuming a christian name is like a birth first name and not a catholic confirmation middle namebut it's art. like thou art. not arthur FUCK arthur
>>44371805LMAO
>>44371764Ezekiel
>>44371798That's fine. We all need to be in our feelings sometimes.>>44371808Your name is Art? Dang.
everyone reply to this post with your government name
>>44371716Yes. She does. But she’s not a high ranked sissy kitten. She’s useless. Old. Fat. Stupid. And Canadian. So if you want to buy her, let’s hear your offer. >>44371764Donovan. But I’m known as the Don.Don Dada. And I’m the alpha Daddy around here.
>>44371818Slimothy Jimothy
>>44371818nicholson
If maiq is a Christian man why is he into trans women?
>>44371817deadname, yeah. not anymore>>44371818still my deadname never got it changed yet
>>44371818Dechartels Jefferson
I accidentally ripped my pants while jerking off
>>44371818Marry
>>44371834the same reason everyone else is ig
>>44371818Steaks Tango.
holiday :)
>>44371795Hey bronya this is me. Wanna make love? https://youtu.be/U8pAA5p1JAc
>>44371818Benjamin
Happy to announce I no longer miss herI hate herFucking bitch
>>44371826Dada
>>44371834the butthole craves penis
>>44371830whycome on
>>44371818Colloquial Washington
>>44371834It's cool if you're Catholic
>>44371796No she has a gay repper bf
everyone reply to this post with your anime name
>>44371834i think he did a lot of pretending he wasn't even to himself. weird coper
>>44371695What is the joke behind this guyI’ve seen it before but I don’t get it
>>44371859This board is ofc full of Catholics and religious people
>>44371818Penelope M Guildenstern-Brenninkmeijer
>>44371818Baldwin Van Triloquist III
everyone tell me your theyfab name
>>44371864Gohan Uchiha
>>44371864Benihana Tsunami
I'm standing behind you
How can you not be into trannies these days?
>>44371873Mbappe
>>44371864Gocky succysama
>>44371846your accent is very beautiful I don't want to make love though
>>44371873sock
>>44371848this is about me btw>>44371869i don't read jojo but it's a new jojo stand and it looks very silly and it poses like a jojo character
>>44371818Bronwyn BronyaSend me your favorite right wing substack at "nice.girl." (don't forget both periods!)
>>44371864Goku Jukai
>>44371892Pussy feels too good
>>44371892Yeah especially barely legal 18 year old trannies <3
>>44371873Couch
>>44371898omg samebut i stopped going by sock in high school and switched to "plant" so you can keep sock
>>44371873bug
why does he hate me now
>>44371873leaf
https://voca.ro/19JvvvkikjOK
Made you look
>>44371873Coochie Gliuitar
>>44371864Shuji Taira
>>44371124>qottI’m revealing something cringe about myself but the birdbrain dance
Now now, kittens. Shut the fuck up for a minute. I want to talk business with the other Daddies. So. A few of my kittens told me something on Discord. They told me that another Daddy tried to intrude on Dada’s territory earlier. The Don does not like it when people try to steal from him.If you steal one sissy from me I’ll fuck your dad’s sissy shithole have the Daddies in Kittenworld kill your entire family. I want names.Who was he? He was talking about raping and gaping sissy turd cutters that belong to Dada. My property.
>>44371927What the yandere gf says before cutting your throat
>>44371864ガチムチパンツレスリングパイセンどのちゃむ
>>44371923new mental image for you
>>44371952this goes hard actually
>>44371864>>44371818okay
>>44371944Closet were you into dancing, ballet and music at some point on your life?
>>44371873Fuck
>>44371949im calling the police
>>44371927alright anonna, let's take a nap but you gotta whisper me sweet things in my ear
>>44371948
>>44371718https://voca.ro/18rdm9GYCDO5
>>44371901I actually tried to read an issue of that like fuck ass bring back beauty magazine the ballerina farm lady covered and it was not good! like just not interesting or well composed in the slightest even without considering the subject matter. and I love a magazine!
All of you have autism
>>44371864Berserk Uchiha Yeager Kaneki
>>44371973omg i recognize this voice!! i love ur voice anon
>>44371944>>44371952The sissies are at it again with their pokimans. Delightful. Ha ha ha.
>>44371960This is obvious to everyone already but from ages 3-11 I was a theatre kid. I also did some dance clubs. Once I hit 12 though I became normie
>>44371908why did you have to make it weird
>>44371982Autism ROCKS
>>44371927I will never have this whispered to me and it is killing me
>>44371998Im just saying what every chaser thinks
Jews rule
>>44371906Both have their positives pussy is easier to get. A hot tranny is the rarest of roses.
>>44371873okay
>>44371965えぇ卍で読むんですきゃあぁぁ!!すごいテンション上げたみたいじゃんなんかびりびりぴかぴかだもんま〜じ(づ￣3￣)づ
>>44371998Don’t be jealous. You heard the man. Moist. Luscious.Delectable. 18 year old sissy shitholes. Pink like bubblegum. That’s what it’s all about. I speak for all chasers when I say that’s what we want.
>>44371900Ohhhhhhh it’s from Jojo. Yeah, I never got into it. Something about it filtered me
>>44372019> 卍
>>44372009Killing palastinian children so jews can have their own ethnostate sure is based.
>>44372019uh bronya whats that 3rd character 0_o
>>44372009I thought of the same thingIt sucks that that guy sucks, he's pretty funny
>>44372027Bronya was a white supremacist all along
>>44371998They do it to bother you in case you're too goofy to pick up on that
>>44372019>卍>(￣3￣)づ
>>44372027>>44372031other way round its a manji. gets used all the time in ギャル語 cause it sounds like maji. I forget it like freaks people out if they're not used to seeing it LMFAO
>>44372002Get a grip
>>44372019no i just thought it would be funny to reply like what you said was bad>>44372027>>44372031manji
>>44372028I know the genocide is bad but Jews also have right to self determination and sovereign in their own land.
>>44372041YOU AMPUTATED HIM SO HE WOULD BE DOING A NAZI SALUTE YOU MONSTER
Hitler really cooked by turning it 45 degrees
>>44372028Loser. Do you know why you’re siding with the Muslamic crybabies? Because you’re a sissy loser. Just like them. You could have chosen to side with America. And our ally. Israel. But you chose the wrong path, son. And that’s why you deserve to die. We need to get N7 in here. He can show you how to blow up 50 Palestinian Muslamic terrorist children with just one rocket from his RPG.
Tranner that uses me instead of her blahaj or her djungelskog
>>44371998only americans care about this cuz theyre mentally illidgaf about your puritan neuroticism blud
>>44372050there's nothing bad about gachimuchi...
>>44372053Hey he chose to do that not me
>>44372009>>44372028>>44372051SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPCAN'T I GO ONE DAY ON THE INTERNET WITHOUT HEARING FAGS TALK ABOUT MIDDLE EAST POLITICS?
>>44372062of course not senpai. die joe buu!
>>44372058death gripping you with my legs and chewing on your head while i submit my twentieth job application of the day which requires me to do a recorded video interview with an AI
>>44372059yet you are crying about it already
sometimes i make my blahaj and skog cuddle
>>44372072Ok i take it back, tranner (except bronya)
>>44372066are you aware that the USA and it's ally, Israel are at war with the Middle East lmfao
Sitting the blahaj in a chair in the corner and making him watch
>>44371977Post your address so we can send zines to you
>>44372075Aww they're gay
>>44372089just like me!! :)
>>44372084just lay me on top of it
>>44372062>gachimuchi Based
why is he being so cold
>>443720474chan hates me right now, so you will just have to imagine I posted>hotlinemiami_gottagetagrip.jpg
>>44372094Then the skog has to go in the cuck chair
>>44372096Ohhhhh mmmmyyyyy gooooddd
>>4437208810 downing Street>>44372095i miss posting on futaba it was way more fun than here it was just fucking slow as shit
>>44372103WHAT
Is voca girl here
choid who makes the blahaj watch
>>44372113https://voca.ro/1f0qWJOwb5Xn
>>44372120Were you ever active on discord last summer? You have a similar voice to someone I used to know
>>44372125BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SHUT ME OUUUT
>>44372135kimbra! so underrated!
Now you're just somebody that I used to know ~
>>44372125https://voca.ro/1aCYJdcQNxCu
>>44372006>>44372059i'm not trying to be puritanical, sure there is beauty in youth but at a certain point you can't date that far down. like i'm imagining going out to dinner on a double date with my best friend and his wife who are in their mid30s and being like "hey guys this is my gf lilith she was born in 2008" that would just be weird, plus a very weird power dynamic>>44372035yeah i think I'm falling for bait
should i kms or
is eating an entire sleeve of saltines good or bad?
>>44372147Oh okayWhat icecream did you get
i’m hella ugly
>>44372110I find it funny that they ban gaijins from there
>>44372154SOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!
>>44372154bad but i wish i could do that
>>44372155huh?
>>44372159they're right to do it!
>>44372162why cant u?
>>44372155>>44372163https://voca.ro/1aAhxhbRdlAM
>>44372120>an ice cream truck just rolled by 20 minutes agoI will take it as a sign. Either that or you are in my neighborhood. stalker...
>>44372152Still no.
>>44372154I'll make your sleeve salty ;)
>>44372168im trying to lose weight but more importantly i don’t have any
When the ice cream truck strolled through my hood he wouldn't even stop long enough for me to get out of my apartment
>>44372187i should go to bed so i don’t eat
>>44372120You sound like a hot milf here
between the money not spent on groceries and food and on toiletries and paper goods, tirzepatide kinda pays for itself if you think about it
Think I'll take the truck around one more time!
less more for groceries = more nitro for discord kittens
>>44372207any extra savings are going towards my ffs :D
>>44372201People just being saying random ass medication names like we know them. I ain't you!
>>44372161This literally a pic of Sanity btw
>>44372217oh thats the ozempic 2.0, the ozempic that does glp-1 stuff and also something elseit nuked my appetite
Sanity middle right
>>44372222
>>44372207Always be smart.Out of money? Can’t afford Nitro for your 18 year old sissy kittens? Give some attention to agehon sissies with good jobs. Borrow money from them. Use it to buy Nitro for the younger, prettier sissies. Block the agehon. Cash cow. That’s why I’m the Don. And you. You’re just steve.
why does estrogen cost so much dollar now
framing this in my homes
Where Dada
When I stick the back of my vape in my belly button and twist it, the charging light comes onI think I'm a superhero
People spending money on nitro makes no sense to me.
>>44372234That one's me
Why is it so hard to find a guy to rail me who’s not a complete fucking weirdo? Getting dick should NOT be this hard
>>44372238Iran war driving fuel costs up on basic supplies. Say thank you to Zion Don
>>44372254chaser btw
>>44372254Send location
>>44372253
damn astrovials is out of stock too
>>44372254You’re a trans sissy. Have you considered that you’re the weirdo? Not the Daddy who wants to fuck and chuck you on the DL.
my syringes alone doubled in price thanks to zognald fucking around in Iran
>>44372271god I need to order soon and i just know it's going to be fucking miserable
i should die
>>44372254did you ever use grindr before you transitionedshit's rough
>>44372259lol
>>44372254You are not advertising well. Where are you from?
>>44372235>That’s why I’m the Don.>And you.>You’re just steveHoly FUCK
pic of my butthole
>>44372291yup that's what happens when you fuck around this could have been avoided entirely but this country is ran by an infant throwing tantrums
>>44372296it feels like this
>>44372296The lies…. You said you were gonna play Deadlock
>That’s why I’m the Don. >And you. >You’re just steve.
>>44372269Family portrait
>>44372317Oh my god
>>44372309i got eepy xP
https://voca.ro/1nRzY6gppLS0
>>44372254I'm not a weirdo, just avoidant and have trouble maintaining relationships. But I can rail you no problem. Where are you at?
im still hungry
>>44372296Lookin good babe
>>44372296That's funny because I finished Half Life these days
>>44372317son is a larper
>>44372338Eat 4 hot dogs
>>44372339thanksi look like this btw
>>44372296Disgusting. That’s what all agehon sissy shitholes look like.Blown out. Expired.
>>44372350At least he's not a twink furry
>>44372358wtf
How would someone get closer to an avoidant person?
manifesting weed for my bong
>>44371147imagine how many choids i would bag if i looked like that (left)(that is what i think i look like btw)
>>44372357dada say something nice please :/
>>44372363very carefully
>>44372363Find out where they live.Find out where they work. Close in on them when they least expect it. No mercy. Let’s see you avoid Dada’s sports car, sissy.
https://voca.ro/1lJWabZh1YTh
>>44372355I look like this>>44372363You really just don't. You can be patient and understanding, but they have to do it.
>>44372363constantly make the effort to reach out to them, reassure them, be ready to start the conversations until they can open up. Don't smother them, but they need to know you actually like them[spoiler]that's what would work with me...[/spoiler]
>>44372385wow you look so high rezwhat's your skincare routine?
btw i made a big raspberry tart and gave like 2/3 of it to the handsome mediterranean man then we went and sat in a park chatting for like 4 hours, do you think he’s finally going to confess his love for me?
>>44372358twink furries are epic tho
Men when they see avoidant women: I love youWomen when they see avoidant men: low social capital detected. Low smv particle densities detected. Engaging depersonalization protocols.
Bronya’s a big raspberry tart
I signed up to work food delivery apps in downtown philly :)
>>44372401Ha
>>44372404it’s good you’ll be getting out of the house more pichu
>>44372404Oh God Roach on wheels
>>44372392Red light mask and a crab on head before bed.
>>44372375Why carefully?>>44372378I’m not a women fuck off faggot I hate this larp>>44372387Thanks this is useful now how to beat the autism to be able to start conversations better?
>>44372401hey that’s unkind
>>44372420because it’s easy to scare avoidant people off
>>44372408I don't live in Philly
>>44372423She will interpret it as a compliment because she’s fucked up and insane
>>44372420They're avoidant man, they spook easy. It's like petting a deer.
>>44372417the good ol crab light method you know your stuff
>>44372325IN THE END IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER
im going to make tea do you want some?
>>44372371Anonymouse.My little kitten. Have you caught any pokimans today? Whore. Slut. Bitch. Pokimans. >>44372401Blaire’s prolapsed sissy shithole. Looks just like a raspberry. That turd cutter has been prolapsed so many times that the agehon has to wear a diaper. Disgusting. Disrespectful. Dreadful. Dire.
>>44372453No, but I appreciate the offer.
>>44372455no i haven't caught any pokimans i've been playing half life
>>44372432Well this is conflicting because someone said to constantly be the one to reach out but not to smother them and now that they spook easily like deers. So which is it?
>>44372458let me know if you change your mind. i can always make more
>>44372453Yes actually, I was about to put on the kettle myself.
So basicallyDeath seems fun right about now
>>44372466Yeah you get it lol. Welcome to avoidant people bossman.
>>44372455dada
>>44372469i green fine? i also have a pu’er I’ve been saving for a special occasion
so basicallyshower sex
>>44372420>how to beat the autismYour own autism? Just be unfiltered and autistic, that works on me. I'm always paranoid people don't like me, or are disengenuine. So if someone is open like that, I can be more at ease. Even if the convos are just shooting the shit, I like it
Making out in the stand & carry position in the shower with a woman 3" taller than me
i cant wait until my snnacks get her im going nuts!
choid who dwarfs me
i don’t want to eat i don’t want to eati hate food food is the mind killer i hate food food is the mind killer
>>44372381
i cant think i need snacks
Want cock
>>44372475Maybe a clingy girl would be better>>44372507I’m not one of those savant autists and all the things I am autistic about are extremely boring
>>44372489Green would be perfect, it's been too long.
>>44372545Chaser btw
i hate being alive i should be dead
>>44372553do you want the christmas mug or the one with vault boy on it? i also have a green featureless mug but im using that one rn
>>44372521what are you getting? :)
gens been hornier than usual
>>44372563Damn, took the best one! Christmas would be lovely though, I'm feeling festive.
>>44372558 Incorrect you should always choose life
>>44372579good choice! it's a very big mug
>>44372573You horny right now?
I just had a wank
>>44372583Good. I take boredom sips a lot lol.
>>44372584upsettingly insatiable since healing from orchi
so basically i need a girlfriend
>>44372592Lmao everyone look at this faggot with no ballsWhat a loser!
>>44371124don’t let this shit distract you from the fact will killed a judge just by yelling
>>44372592That's hot, you deserve some big cock pounding your bussy
>>44372585You are going to hell.
>>44372596youre a bastard of ill character
>>44372597The queen returns
>>44372601Free trip to Glasgow?Get in
>>44372592What horny thoughts are you having?
>>44372601Hey bronya I'm drinking a chardonnay and thinking about the time you told me to drink some pseud wine and it SUCKED DICK
We need to bring back beauty
>>44372592i was the exact same way! it's your adrenal glad going into overdrive and spiking your T
>>44372618how he leaves me
>>44372625Damn we got 2 ball-less faggots herePathetic
>>44372618Is that maiqs cum on your face
>>44372625naw had my bloodwork recentlynothing
>>44372615I have zero memory of this. i don't really know anything about wine other than how to order it to seem fancy. eat fucking shit loser you spent money to drink actual garbage LMFAO I owned you so hard>>44372612LMFAO
do bottom faggots like getting punched
>>44372635so fucking much
>>44372618This is who you must face after beating /chasergen/‘s Elite Four
Who is a penguins favourite family member?
>>44372633I hate you you bitch. I'm watching a show about the lockerbie bombing and it reminded me of you. I love you.
>>44372604surprised there were any followers of sukei left
im eunuch
>>44372646You're sweet ofc they exist
>>44372642Dada
guys my choid ghosted me is it over?
>>44372646We missed you sucky
>go to store >homeless women asks me if I have any change >say no I’m sorry if I did I would. Instead would you like me to buy you something to eat I have snap >she doesn’t respond >ask her again if she would like a meal>this time she asks what nationality am I>this has me puzzled >tell her I’m American >she asks why is your voice like that >it dawns on me that my retarded brain damaged voice makes me impossible to understand >tell her I left my card at home >go home without even buying myself food I hate being sick so much it’s unreal
>>44372655Aunt Arctica!
>>44372645i was on that flight but I haven't come forward as a survivor because I don't want people knowing I was in Dumfries
>>44372632how recently and how much nothing?
>>44372648we use the same blood test clinic waow
>>44372658Sorry was down the pub
>>44372668see >>443726481+ month after orchi, 2ish weeks ago>>44372669its the best one in ontario
>>44372635i heard from a friend that they do
>>44372665It's got dumb in the name people aren't losing sleep over whether you've been there
>>44372664Imagine raising your son or daughter for your whole life, trying your best to make them happy and give them the best life you and your partner can. And the little shit says their favourite family member is their aunt. I would strangle them.
Excited for the new passgen, look forward to more drawings of living humans.Also theres this small niche game i cant find any guide on nor was there mods allowing me to cheat. Its called "Wyvia" Its 8 bit and really enjoyable. Its not too difficult. You can really do well with just about any build>I hate dying so I went for a high health, high defense, retaliation damage build :]
>>44372680it also has fries in the name which makes me kinda hungry
>>44372659>>44372651lol
>>44372686NOOT NOOT
I like having balls. Would anyone here wanna suck them?
>>44372687You should cosplay as the wyvia bitch because your tits are also big>>44372690I had Wendy's fries two days in a row. Anyway leave me alone my wife DCC is here
>>44372704oh wow, thank you anon never tried cosplaying before.
millenialgods.... we are back
>>44372678that's about as high as i was after my orchi but it's been going up recently. my tests use ng/dL but it looks like its around 1.04 nmol/L now
I have some doughnuts, and now they're mysteriously really wet, they are sweating in thereglistening doughnut
Im not giving you male attention for free
>>44372730fine. post your pay pal
>>44372726I've said this before and no one cared, but if donut holes are spheres made donut doesn't that imply tranny holes are spherical trannies?
may i please play with my penis?
>>44372733Listen, I agree, but I'm too tired to understand a single thing
>>44372732.nice.girl.
>>44372739No, you're only allowed to plap your balls
>>44372739Flop that hose out for daddy
>>44372704Oh... okay.... I'll just be here.... i guess....
>>44372713Finally some good news
>>44372726OH!!!! IT'S BECAUSE SUGAR IS HYDROSCOPIC!!!!!! IT'S ABSORBING THE MOISTURISE FROM THE AIR nnnnnnnnnnn
>>44372741I'M RICH
>>44372740Lock in. Now isn't the time to be slacking off.
How do you talk with someone when they say nice things to you? its like i go silent and dont know what else to say. When you're anonymous its easy to keep the convo going but when you use trip they are talking to specifically you.When im here just chilling with the bros its easy, because its just friends essentially. But whenever one of the bros or a girl compliments me idk what to say and just force a reboot in my NPC AI Behavior.
>>44372739Cage it for dada
>>44372710You should. The sons and daughters of yakub don't want you to cosplay but you can. I can't say more I'm tired of catching permas on websites for telling the truth about Edomites
>>44372739Like hoop scotch?
>>44372760Damn this bitch boutta nut
>>44372771Generally I just panic and tell them to kill themselves
>>44372788
Just googled "Margaret Thatcher young"Not worth it fellas
>>44372782>>44372772>>44372753>>44372744I don’t need permission from any of you. That’s it. That’s the tweet
>>44372810LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
>>44372771Lol I freeze up from compliments too. I just try force myself to be easy-going and say whatever comes to mind even if it does not come out right, much better then going all shy then saying nothing
>>44372771Why not just take the compliment
>>44372792I have never uttered that phrase to someone in my entire time on the internet.>>44372779im tempted, I really want to get muscular so I can do lore accurate cosplay and not just wear fake muscles.
>>44372810Lemme see that pale fat ass.
you hit the dogeza when you receive a compliment
>>44372817THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK SHOULD’VE PAID MORE FOR FRONT ROW SEATS. And THAT I hope they hear
punching a twinkhon for crying near me
>>44372833Rach how do you feel when you learn guys stroke to you?
>>44372845punching a tranny is like hitting a button inside them to make their penis go hard
>>44372810Not so fast, kitten. Your sissy pickle will get milked when Dada says it’s time. You’re gonna squirt that sissy nectar for Papi. To nourish the Don.But not until He says it’s time. Until then that sissy clitty stays caged. You can still use your shemale shit slit to have fun.
goof night chat
>>44372867goodnight
i feel like shit
>>44372827It feels incredible like I really cannot tell you how sublime it is it's religious to me genuinely like it's spiritual healing. I have to weigh up the evil of me telling fourchan users who are already probably going to kill themselves to ack because the annoyed me against me internalising all of that stress and rage and like burning down an orphanage or something in five years. I'm actually being a good person when I tell people to rope like it's woke
>>44372867nini mousey
Haven't jerked it in 6 days
>>44372867Goodnight, sweet dreams.
>>44372836Make sure you do a naked dogeza to show your sincerity
I was just in the shower, cleaning it all, and I accidentally pushed some soap up my ass, that's not nice
>>44372858Papi
ngl i wouldn't be able to pick him out of a line up
>>44372867goodnight mouse
>>44372884lowkey beautiful
>>44372867Goonie
>>44372867goonfight!!!
Good evening to everyone except circumcised trannies
>>44372881This is why I don't wash my ass like it's just not worth the risk to your microbiome. If your gut health is good enough it's literally self cleaning anyway
>>44372760Oh damn it's MOIST in here then I cracked a second window thank you, I suspect it's cuz I had some semi damp clothes on the radiator cuz I've got to dry em fast for monday, that makes sense>>44372767I'm always slacking off and locking in on slacking off
>>44372884thought this was Rach for a second
>>44372867goo ni
>>44372825That makes sense, thank you.>>44372824So id probably say something back like "You're so wonderful that you completely scramble my brain">>44372872Maybe its the reddit part of me... i just dont aim to be mean even if they deserve it. Just seems like a waste of time.
>>44372906you are simply a better person than I am. i want to keep cultivating to get to that point. personally I will take every single opportunity for confrontation
>>44372726Were they warm? Warm and in a bag gets soggy like maiqs butthole when he gets pounded in the dl park bathroom
I don't like being horny, i hate porn, i hate it so much i don't wanna watch porn again
>>44372867goo ni ni
>>44372926what'd you watch
>>44372900I just get the cheeks + hole a bit, it's generally warm, and I sit on it in an office all day there's just a perfection to lathering up your hands and going for everything in one go, it must be how a fighter pilot feels, i just didn't lather and overshot>>44372914No but the house is warm
>>44372851Happy
porn hits different when it's just drawn porn by someone you can tell just likes pornidk how people jerk off to like professional scenes they feel like those fake cgi games people play in tv shows
>>44372913Well theres no need to be a "better person". I simply made a lot of mistakes and just learned from them, atleast I hope so.But something tells me Bronya doesnt make mistakes, Every move is deliberately done.
>>44372913Why be confrontational with someone and keep them on your mind when, like an hour from then, they're not even going to remember you? Just doing yourself harm
>>44372940Wow you're gay
>>44372970Ok bro
honestly can't diss rach for the male attention thing I've done the exact same shit
>>44372953This is why furry artists are goated
when men tell me they want to touch me or kiss me of fuck me it makes me feel scared
>>44372988Let's work on that together babe
>>44372977Post some gay shit for us bro
>>44372986many are saying thisI'm not saying there's no gross shit, but it feels so far removed from regular gross tiers of fetishism that it's just white noise
>>44372998Like what?
Need a gf to lay on the couch with and just kiss
>>44373003Let's see that ass in a thong
>>44373015I'll post it in the trap thread
today i hugged teddy
Me an the missus and the missus's son
>>44373019rach what would you do if one day your voice got stuck in girlmode?
>>44373020Give teddy a righteous dap up from me
>>44372996work how
>>44373027the deed has been done
do people really stick their dicks in shit holes? Can't you get a severe infection?
>>44373028Exposure therapy
Being an artist and doing porn commissions must be hell. People asking you to draw>Hyper>Scat>Piss>Vomit>Etc.All the while paying the most amount of money. And thats if AI isnt involved :[Never make your hobby a career. It just doesn't feel fun anymore.
>>44373037okay go ahead
>>44373009yeah...
who up? playing w? they worm?
Sissy kittens shouldn't touch their clitties.
It's lowkey really fun giving your normal friends the highlights of your life as an unemployed mentally ill tranny chaser, being the entertainment has always been something the gay half of me always loved
>>44373046Who's your favorite griselda memberI know you have one
>>44373042I want to run my hands up your thighs and touch on your butt, babe
>>44373026I guess I'd have to start sucking dick
hello everynyoron am I welcome
>>44373057westside gunn of course
Need a gf who straight up cranks hog
>>44373064You arrived at okay hours. No drama today
>>44373067Give us a westside gunn adlib vocaroo babe
>>44373068u would love me
Rachel wife
>>44373071does this mean there has been drama going on? I'm glad we're chill now:) how have u been N7 how's it going
>>44373062too scary
>>44373074https://voca.ro/1m76dM5R4zhR
>>44373064Yes we love penisblud>>44373057There's a very sick ski trick called a griselda flip - it's a nosebutter 180 switch front flip. One of the sickest tricks. It was named by a Swedish skier who has the vibe of J-rock but european
>>44373083Why
>>44373089(*ﾉ・ω・)ﾉ letsgooo
>>44373081By no drama, I mean people aren’t talking about nonsense today. Anyways, I’m doing okay. I’m going to the beach tomorrow. How’ve you been
>>44373077that's how you wake up with a tiny sissy penis stuffed in your ass
>>44373095i don't know it just is
>>44373098sounds nice , have fun captainI'm at the ranch now, the dogs had missed me a lot:)) it's very peaceful here, I'll go stroll around in town tomorrow
>>44373099More like a thick butt to grind up against and a cute dick to play with. No offense Rach.
>Fucks all that>Bathtub estrogen, injectable estradiol>Lot of money in this shit>Oh yeah?
Playing with a girls soft dick
>>44373136playing how
one time i ghosted a guy cause he was getting too excited about seeing/touching my dick . it weirded me out. that's fag shit
>>44373117I just posted in trap thread
>>44373107Ah. I remember you talking about visiting a farm with a lot of animals at the beginning of August. I hope the town is interesting
Saars, sissy picture are up for you pleasure
>>44373138Touching and groping. Girl dicks are so soft it feels good in the hand
>>44373143
>>44373084@rach
>>44373147Good girl
tell me im pretty
>>44373170You're pretty gay
>>44373143Would you let a guy give you a hot oil massage?
>>44373174:c
>>44373170I need to see it to believe it and mean it
>>44373175would I drink an ice cold blue gatorade on a hot summer day
>>44373143That was me sorry
>>44373180how much do you need to see?
hersheys must be code for genis
>>44371278>>44371303idek what half of that shit is
Gf who's fucked pussy X bf who's never fucked pussy <3
>>44373190I don't compliment willy nilly. Show us that face.
Sucking a tranny off after she's fucked a girl
>>44373170who are you
>>44373204>>44373220hey
>>44373220That just means she fucked two girls lol
>>44373185What if the massage ends in a light worm teasing session with a vibrator?
Making a tranny taste herself on my dick (lick her shit juice off my penis
They shot hornygen and it feels weird posting my penis here now baka
>>44373244Sybau ytboi
You're not a temporarily down-on-his-luck billionaire, you're a temporarily lucky homeless person
>>44373220I have a thing with a girl who's into being cucked, she sucks my dick after I have sex with people and I tell her about how fun it was and how good it felt.
>>44373250true
Hey pichu will you be watching the latest monkey mondays?
>>44373190What you show is what you get. Ill thoroughly compliment whatever you show. Id prefer face. Otherwise Id just be complimenting text, and for all I know you could be a bulldog.
goob morn asexual anongoob morn pichugoob morn bronyagoob morn mousegoob morn alexgoob morn cibi
>>44373296goob morn invisible mug. im getting ready to go to sleep soon
would any girls date a mid 30s transgirl that is autistic about saving money and has OCD
>>44373312every time you say this i say yes and it never goes anywhere
>>44373319idk you're pretty hot
>>44373328hi
Once again wondering why transbians do this instead of using their one million other designates spacesI'm gonna go chase in passgen
I think my face is kinda strange
>>44373332Hi always liked how exciting you are
>>44373333>Once again wondering why transbians do this instead of using their one million other designates spacesthey get off on forcing themselves into places they don't belong
>>44373333You can but only Alex is worth chasing. Mainly cause I really like fingering girls.
I sneed therefore I chuck
>>44373333i'm a cis man tho. im chasing
>>44373339You're really cute and pass
>>44373333because you touch yourself at night
>>44373296good morning
sarah
>>44373353oh yeah? let's see it. pick someone and chase. show us what you got
Cooking a red baron pizzaGonna add diced onion and garlic and havarti to it because I'm fancy
>>44373366nona
im such a chud
>>44373373you are living it up!>>44373377yay
>>44373381I don't like the transformation of chud going from "conservative retard" to just "retard" but what can you do
>>44373357thank u very much anon:) I don't think I'm bad looking or especially good looking but I've been told I looked strange and idk I can't quite tell what's strange abt it yet>>44373381goof morning cibi
>>44373190Coward. Probably uggo
cute tgf who slorp my cork
>>44373391Because you're trying to boymode while being a cute trans girlGirlmoding is the solution
What's up gamers?
passgen is no more all the attentionwhores got raped haha
Not calling her porn terms (until we're in bed and it makes her shake a little)
>>44373407c-cute
Is vocatorontosluteunuchgirl here?
>>44373402Sucked any good clitty lately?
>>44373407porn terms like what?
can a trans woman "manspread"?
>>44373402no way
gamer pants wearing tgf
sissy clitty belongs in sissy pussy
>>44373418cis women can too
She gork on my mork till I waaagh
>>44373418I'd give you some of my man spread
>>44373400I'm too much of a coward... and I blush at anon's replies... I need to work hard to gain my girlmoding privileges...
life... ci'est la vie~
>>44373416Tranny faggot, somebody's son, gay retard dickgirl, the usual
>embracing another humanwhat's it like?
>>44373415Nah, I did get fucked by some guy recently off of grindr. That was pretty poggers>>44373420Wdym no way?
im a retard
>>44373427https://voca.ro/1iGrxvPQEf12
>>44373435sort of like when part of your body falls asleep from sleeping on it and then you touch it
Damn I've been eating healthy this past week but i just have a deep deep urge and crave to be a fatass nigga and eat pizza, burgers, fried chicken all that shit
>>44373441he blew so hard
>>44373437That's hot, push your butt up while my hand's on your lower back
>>44373445me too but i wasn't good or healthy this week
>>44373445you need burger to be healthy
>>44373436that did NOT happen braithlet
>>44373441
>>44373456It did :p
>>44373445>>44373452i just ate a burger today. mushroom swiss
>>44373460Rip that guy, had to be down bad beyond belief
>>44373435Bags of sand
>>44373461mushrooms are healthygood job keeping ur streak anon
>>44373312Bump
Ill be a proud parent listening to my young adult shutin tranny daughter (son) getting her back blown out by a 6'3 Chaser chad as I watch through her bedroom camera. My daughter (son) is securing her family's future.
>>44373485
>>44373471I guess
global rule #1: never mention your male family members
>>44373507huh, why
done some lovely cooms today
>>44373509Now everyone is going to ship you with your brother. Happens every single time
So did the rouge janny get put to pasture? Can I start saying that the women here are pretty again if they post lewds?
>>44373436>I did get fucked by some guy recently off of grindraverage aew fan kwab
So what's happened recently is everyone having a good day?
>>44373509I've learnt it the hard way ಠಿヮಠ
>>44373507Rule 2: chasers don't mention your trans family members
>>44373516the rouge janny...
>>44373529Rogue I am dyslexic
Im drunk and thsinking about him ahain
>>44373543wine mom
>>44373525true
>>44373543It's okay it will pass in time you're just in the hard part rn
Prone bone sex in a sleeping bag during the cold winter months without heat
>>44373543>winemum will never sneak into your bed and cuddle you after stumbling home smelling of boozeWhy even live
>>44373555prone bone would be nice because I'm too lazy to do anything
>>44373536i like rouge more it makes her sound cunt
>>44373561this made me cry harder i want to cuddle with him right noe im sorry i cant be that for you
I want her to drunkenly fall asleep on the couch while drunk so she wont notice the things im doing to her while shes blackout drunk.
>>44373543Food+Water.
>>44373580Based food+water anon
I got drunk at my best friends wedding rehersal im such a mess and im a terrible friend i wish ot were me getting married ill mever be loved not like he loved me he was so gendtle and kind he was so patient he knew how much id been through and never pressured me not once i even tol
I hate myself for finding somnophilia so hot. She can pretend to be sleep too. Just want to come home to her sleeping and just stick it in. She pretended to be asleep and even lubed herself up beforehand just for me.
>>44373521fuck off blobby
>>44373543Drink responsibly I too like getting fucked up to avoid my sorrows it never works tho
nd then i got home and drank the rest kf my titosa bottle why even live wirhout him im doing my best dor my friends and family but we wanted a futeuree togethee hpw could he throw it away >>44373615im sorry im so sorry everyones disapointed in me>>44373604he wanted me to do that ro him i miss him so mucj
>>44373615It actually works really well. Shuts up the thoughts and lets you feel good when you absolutely can never at all normallyIt's why I'm an alcoholic
Q4T: do you smell gay?
>>44373635no i can't smell you
>>44373635I use vanilla perfume
>>44373538ROFL
>>44373635I smell like buttermilk and Gillette deodorant and arm and hammer laundry detergent
>>44373653sounds gay but i meant more your pheromones
>>44373635Ruddy sparkle, so yes
thread's gettin weird
i don't like rape
>>44373660Buttermilk
>>44373673brave
>>44373624I am not disappointed I was a big time druggie I still have my moments you having some booze over a bad breakup is understandable just take care of yourself drink water and have fun >>44373633Booze is not my drug of choice for shutting off my brain and not feeling terrible. Alcohol usually makes me sad I like opioids I do not recommend picking them up
>>44373662heysoo wtf>>44373580i am i am im doinga better
trans could be fixed by testosterone and fighting
>>44373673Thats the point. As long as 1 of the 2 parties likes it, its okay
>>44373702who should I fight?
>>44373702yeah trans men should get into combat sports
>>44373708
>>44373714rip he has weird insertions
>>44373700Good. What are you eating?
>>44373709they actually should not. ive met one at the gym and shes useless. lady bones. im saying sissies should get on gear and hit the mats instead of shaving their legs and getting sodomized
>>44373714NO WAY...
>>44373702i hate when people say this, i mean just saying "trans" without anything. wtf is "trans" as a noun. saying "im trans" is at least an abbreviation of transgender but what is this an abbreviation of? "transgenderism"? every time a person says this i just get the impression that they are cognitively impaired in some way
>>44373718im going to weirdly insert inside you.
>>44373719borger
Tranners do you like it when men wear fragrances?
>>44371754>>44371754that's not my actual real name, you do know this right? lol. Also, I don't make custom gay porn.I still don't know why I'm even considered a lolcow here, still. like seriously, what have I done that's so crazy as of late?ive apologized to nils and steve and have been trying to be a better person
>>44373718You ain't the big bad booty daddy
>>44373725Earlier in the thread someone said willy nilly and I read it backwards as nilly willy, which was amusing.
>>44373662what
>>44373728Borger stats, stat. Bacon? Ketchup? Mustard? Onions? Sesame seed bun? What's this borger got under the hood?
>>44373729sometimes I wish I could grab a choid by the collar and SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF his neck>>44373736long time no see .. things changed so much .. how have u been freakzilla
>>44373726Im going to lorena bobbit you>>44373736wat>>44373747the borger is a bacon cheese borger fron culvers
>>44373662you should be in an asylum
goo ni ni i love you
>>44373750I thought you were a chaser
i'm gonna detransition
anons... can I just... please stop being considered a lolcow? it's... so exhausting. I hate being a clown, I just want to be cool like asmongold.I also really want a gf like his too, she's so adorablezzzz
>>44373761STUPID
I need to see trans women wrestling, so long as its WWE Vince McMahon Style Bra and Panties match. The poor people are going to love this. Show them that trans women can be raunchy and trashy too.
>>44373757loool nope I'm P[REDACTED]nny but I can't use my trip because I'm in a 30day vacation
im nice
>>44373709Elliot Page could probably beat the shit out of half the flabby chasers here despite being a gigamanlet
>>44373750GET YOUR ASS DOWN TO THE RING RIGHT NOW
>>44373702We back Gash in this household, and her T is nuked
Do you like hard ice cream or soft ice cream?
>>44373752Bacon cheese burger is my go to choice. I make them at least once every other week. I add onion and ketchup. I make two bacon cheeseburgers and then I take one onion slice and remove the rings one at a time alternating which borger gets each ring for maximum ketchup storage surface area.
>>44373773Hi nice
>>44373763This is not helping your case
>>44373776time has passed... I've only gotten stronger... he won't even know what hit him...
imagine being so rich that this is your gf, despite being asmongold. I bet all the ladies here would date him if he asked. 5 million coins for your pursethis is why I must become a better hentai artist and make more dollar'erons
>>44373769Oh oh i wanna kiss you so bad and run my hands all over your body then bend you over and rail you
i would rather date rick than assmogold
>>44373793I would not date asmongold for all the money in the world
I know she won't let me touch her while she sleeps so I just take photos to tribute to. Modern cameras let you take shots in the dark without using flash. But since im not touching her its fine, Yes I do think trans women are women.
Just goes to show you that money is all that matters
i said goo ni ni but you hate me
>>44373793I don't want to kiss or touch a guy who used a dead rat as an alarm clock or wiped his bloody gums on the wall
>>44373805Gn sobeit
>>44373797... rail me?!
>>44373774whys his head so big tho
>>44373805Goodnight, sweet dreams.
>>44373813most actors have larger than average heads
>>44373783I’d say soft serve ice cream
>>44373793>>44373814her implants are gross
>>44373805Fuck you, whore
>>44373783Hard, Soft is for eating. But I like to lick and bite it.
>>44373809>:(>>44373815u2>>44373826you wish
>>44373725trans=sissy. ftm is made up
>>44373835Naw I wouldnt want a washed up rag like you
>>44373725>every time a person says this i just get the impression that they are cognitively impaired in some wayAnd you're right Similar to "a trans"
>>44373841you prefer your girls unwashed so they can match with you?
>>44373836dada
>>44373814stop saying "i mean". if you have to preface your intent i cant respect you. you have no fucking back bone. fat piece of shit jerking off for dudes on camera for 50$ drawing furry shit for comms and then begging not to be laughed at. spiteful existence
>>44373846I prefer my girls not being internet whores. You can be something less than that, if you want.
>>44373852why are you here flirting with whores on the internet then? people within your preference not giving you the time of day?
>>44373860Always fun to fuck with people. Why arent you going to the fuck to sleep, whore?
The etymology for the word "Wizard" comes from middle english wys, which is wise. Why then is a wizards primary stat intellect instead of wisdom?
>>44373874because dnd is retarded
>>44373872cause i was having fun being mean to you
need me a designated cuddle tranny
instagram put this reel in front of me the moment i opened the appplace your bets on onlyfans or not
>>44373872>Why arent you going to the fuck to sleep, whore?very indian coded sentence
>>44373882i would like to cuddle only
>>44373881Be meaner to me, bb, I like when they bite back. <3
>>44373874Wizards would have a lot of wisdom through storytelling not stats. Theres already not enough classes that use INT as a main stat. Artificer? Lol
>>44373851I mean, saying "i mean" is kind of my thing. I got a sweet deal going on here.also I don't take commissions, I make 7,000 a month on patreon
>>44373894proof?
>>44373886As always I request you not post anything you find on your social media here. It belongs there, not here.
I need me a cuddle djungelskog
>>44373894you should find a cozy garage and take a car on nap
>>44373893Do all stats need a character class which specializes in its use? Perception is a good stat, for example, which is great for everyone but doesn't need a class based on it.
>>44373894Some random porn artist being a psychopath sissy repper would be so fun to expose
>>44373899but i want to share them,,,
>>44373897>>44373913exactly why I'm not letting any of you see it. you would ruin my biggest income stream. Makes sense to go back to posting as anon, realistically.
>>44373904reposting my djungelboy all dressed up from last night
>>44373894you forgot to mention the $2 billion you inherited from your distant uncle
>>44373926Normalize not wearing flowy shit like this. Normalize girl bulge
>>44373926You're going to do what you want. I just don't like it. I'm here, not there, because I like what we create, and dislike what they create. I would go there if I were interested in that.
>>44373881Gimme ur disc next time so we can shout cruelties at each other all night long.
I think hine is an extensive ricksona
beat my friend so bad he flipped the table
>>44373932he's so handsome
Dying in your sleep seems so nice and calm
>>44373958Ngl craving death lately.
G'day gunts
>>44373913>>44373929would it be though? most porn artists are huge degenerates. for the health of the thread please keep the trip on
>>44373411i was destroying in 40k hi
>>44373926I agree with anon here, if I wanted to see mindless brainrot instagram videos I would go on instagram
>>44373911Every stat needs its own dedicated stat or it all falls apart
>>44373967SameI dont want to do it myself but I crave it finding me
>>44374003When I'm not using 3d6 down the line, which I almost always am, and allow myself to pick where the rolls get placed I find regardless of class I'm always giving Con the highest number available. For me it's the stat, the others are all comparatively sub stats.
>>44373978You a boomer?
Accidentally forgot to hang up my phone and jerked off on cam. Sorry babe.
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>>44374008Depends on the DM. some dms just let you survive hits because you are squishy and fell in battle 15 times this campaign
>>44374025Yeah, there are dungeon masters who cheat. Always have been. I don't respect them and think fudging is tantamount to robbing your players agency. Lucky for me, I do the DM'ing so I don't have to worry about that.
>>44373889hel ye
>>44373932captured my exact vibe
