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Qott: Have you been enjoying the summer?

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>Qott: Have you been enjoying the summer?

I just fucked some Hispanic booty what you think?
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>>44383911
>Have you been enjoying the summer?
Not particularly it’s been terrible
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>>44383925
How so?
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>>44383929
I don’t want to get into it
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>>44383925
Same!
One good thing keeping me going though
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>>44383944
What is that good thing?
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>>44383911
Yes!
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I hope he’s more rough with me next time, I think vanilla sex is boring and unfulfilling unless it’s with someone you feel especially close to.
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>>44383974
How rough we talking
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>>44383956
Troid
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Morning ladies and gents, i would like to remind you that regular bowel movements prevent colon cancer. Don't hold it in, let it out.
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One tranner gf that likes Kakuzu
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>>44383984
I don’t know, this time was just boring. It felt nice to be touched but I was uninterested beyond that.

I’m thinking about one of my exs and how the first time we had sex she was like “will you rape me” and then we had freaky intense cnc sex and it was fucking awesome. Good times yeah
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>>44383974
Why do women assume/hope men will do things instead of directly asking for it? Literal foidbrain.
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>>44384014
The second part isn’t related to the first by the way, that’s not what I am looking for. I just remembered it and it made me look back fondly!
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I'm unpairbonded, getting touched at all is gonna fuck my shit up
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>>44384014
>I remember this time where my partner communicated and it worked great
You're so close to getting it
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>>44384029
Lol
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>>44384020
>>44384029
I did! But he wanted to take it slow. Which is fine I guess.
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>>44384022
Ah, was going to say.
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>>44383911
>Have you been enjoying the summer?

After years of being a prison gay chaser, I finally had sex with a woman. She was a pre-T FtM but I still got it. Pussy is way harder to deal with than butt. Idk how to eat pussy or to finger. Any tips? Might get some again if Im lucky in the next few years.
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>>44384051
>I guess.
Brutal.
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I’m genuinely so pretty I feel like I should be able to get anybody I want but instead I have never had a boyfriend! Such a sad life I lead! Woe is upon me
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Idc what bronta says, Jacques Pepin is delightful
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>>44384051
ok, sorry for calling you a foid
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>>44384020
huh? It's incel men that don't communicate and expect everyone to read their mind and lack any shred of responsibility/accountability
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>>44383911
>Qott: Have you been enjoying the summer?
https://voca.ro/1l1VcWFkfP1V
https://voca.ro/1bHj4pgC8UtY
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>>44384070
It’s okay I’m foid coded I understand >>44384064
I mean it wasn’t bad I just didn’t get much from it you know? Vanilla sex doesn’t do a whole lot for me when it’s with someone I only know casually.
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>>44384066
Perhaps a sign for self-examination.
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>>44384072
I think it’s definitely a woman thing to have specific expectations, never communicate those expectations, and then be let down when they are not met. Idk I do it all the time it’s bad
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>>44384072
It's a common cultural trope (at least in american society) that women will do everything to get a guy to do something besides asking him directly and then be upset that he's so clueless.
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Ladies, please, everyone is bad at communicating.
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>>44384081
Uh yeah I’m a clocky tranny It’s obvious why nobody would want to actually have a relationship with me.
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>>44384085
>>44384083

sorry but no, you have constructed a fake reality maybe stop watching joe rogan
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>>44384087
You've got odd vibes, anon
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>>44384072
Obsession had a good bit on this
The first way the girl acted when under the spell was a reflection of his indirect behavior like that
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>>44384094
So they say
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>>44383911
>qott
Everyday I wake up feeling like this dog
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I just saw that rach complimented my voice thanks mate but I don't even remember the last time I posted a vocaroo
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Bostanon <3
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>>44384106
Omg I'm they! Big fan of your odd work.
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>>44384110
whenever I see stray dogs or cats I try to run them over
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>>44384115
The image, oop
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>>44383911
>Have you been enjoying the summer?
no. not at all.
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>>44384125
theres definitely been a guy whos stuck their penis in one of these
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>>44384147
Naur.
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>>44384152
yeah I have
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I love trannies and I might go back to the club tomorrow. Honestly if she decided to go home and not go back in I was gonna see if I could do it again and fuck someone else because I didn't finish in her. That shit was so good.
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I love the autistic baddie who chronicles excavating a mine in her backyard so much
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>>44384093
Imagine being this narcissistic and detached from reality
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>>44384147
My pal Eric did that once
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i wish i was a mole in the ground
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Fuck australians i hate australians
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>>44383987
That is one thing that is definitely keeping me going even if it’s just a friend thing
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>>44384158
Happy for you but I can't even imagine
Maybe I actually am demisexual but it's so gay to make that an identity
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>>44384172
My blue chew gold made me rock hard in the moment. I had to fuck.
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>>44384171
>just a friend thing
Rip brother, we've all been there
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>>44384093
lol
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The whole time I was imagining Pichu btw.
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its been too long since ive been bored at a theme park
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>>44384073
Sorry in advance
https://voca.ro/1cOZAZuCvhp4
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>>44384184
Brah don't lmao
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>>44384163
Erica now
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>>44384061
It’s cliché but say the alphabet with your tongue on her clit don’t actually say it out loud just motion with your tongue you autist. Do you get what I mean?
t. Pussy
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>>44384184
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>>44384189
woah amazing
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>>44384172
I understand where you're coming from. I much prefer to be comfortable and familiar with someone.
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No lie, she was thick and kinda tall. Had mommy panties on, I was like "damn she gotta build like Pichu" so I started getting passionate.
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>>44384061
Do that motion with your finger as if you were calling someone over as you go back and forth.

Also flatten your tongue against her lips and lick firmly up to the clit then flick it with the tip.

My two cents
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>>44384194
Oh yeah sorry
I'm an ally I'm just getting used to it
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>>44384207
im an enemy
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>>44384214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An7ZD-s6aHY
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where is denpa i want to say hi to denpa
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>>44384236
Go to bed
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It's peanut butter jelly time
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the more i think about it, zorayas is literally me
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>>44384245
ok im about to
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>>44384268
lmao i just got to this part last night. on my second playthrough and doing a parry build
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>>44384147
who tf is fitting a penis in there r u fr
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>>44384298
>parry build
epic!!!! :D
i love parrying
ough i once beat malenia by learning to parry (almost) all of her attacks that was like the hardest thing ive ever done in that game lole
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>>44384170
I'll glass ya cunt
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any american trannies still up?
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>>44384268
Yes!
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>>44384321
Just the one
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>>44384328
hello. why are you awake?
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>>44384337
Idk i usually go to sleep earlier but not today ig
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>>44384321
Yeh
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All yall niggas live in the land of 5am what's up with that
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>>44384321
yes
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>>44384323
:D
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>>44384340
damn... you should get some rest! I got some rest, just some.
>>44384342
>>44384345
hello :)
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i wish i knew a top tranny
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>>44384346
:)
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Do you believe in divinity? And if yes, do you think animals know it?
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>>44384345
Anona do i know you
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>>44384354
>tfw bottom 90th percentile tranny
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>>44384374
Lmao
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why are all choids down low
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>>44384388
I'm high up
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>>44384388
Why would I be DL? I don't live in Hicksville or Bumfuck.
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>>44384396
have your parents met your trans partners?
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>>44384374
i wouldn't mind knowing you anyways...
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>>44384388
I don't know people IRL, I can't make friends IRL, I can't make friends online outside of 4chan, and its hard making friends on 4chan.
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>>44384406
Every serious one I've had, yes. I'm not tryna spend my life sneaking around. Who has time for that shit.
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>>44384388
I'm openly bi and friends and family know I've been with trans women
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whats sex like
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>>44384415
>>44384412
>makes a claim but doesn't provide evidence
interesting
>>44384448
it's like bbq in the middle of summer. It's warm and deeply uncomfortable
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If I was asexual I would never voice train because its physiologically impossible for a trans woman to have a cis woman's voice so in terms of helping internal gender dysphoria no amount of voice training will ever help so its only useful insofar as it lets you trick men/women who do not know that a voice doesn't sound cis into thinking you are a cis woman
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>>44384454
Do you have any mental illnesses?
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>>44384453
Lol what evidence would you like me to provide? Get my parents on the phone with you?
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>>44384464
whatever you think is best, until then consider yourself mentally dominated by me
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>>44384371
probably not
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>>44384471
Are you hot?
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>>44384467
Yeah the name, I get the bit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5wEPkqysHw
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I really need to sleep
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>>44384489
And waste your precious precious life? I'll sleep when I'm fucking DEAD
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>>44384462
No. I mean adhd. That's the only thing I bothered asking about bc getting dismissed for anything else would likely be of no use to me and I have no interest in flaunting diagnoses like other lgbt people
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>>44384495
Diagnosed* not dismissed
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>>44384477
i pass in public but beyond that idk
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>>44384495
Do you play cs still
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>>44384495
Lol you're so performative
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>>44384509
Not recently no, generally yes, probably not in the near future
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im gonna go pee on myself
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>>44384528
Enjoy your shower
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>>44384533
thanks
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>>44384495
>I have no interest in flaunting diagnoses like other lgbt people
lmao peak contrarian
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>>44384546
Why'd you reply to my post twice? Lol
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>>44384569
>everybody that thinks i'm a retard is one person
You'll end up solipsistic like this
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>>44384448
amazin or so boring you just want him to hurry up and cum so you can fall asleep
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>>44384591
I know it's unimaginably common with lgbt people but I refuse to believe two separate people at 3 am on 4chan felt so offended by being called out about their weird diagnosis flaunting that they felt the need to reply to another person about it in 4chan. If so that kinda just proves my point so by posting this after the other person it invalidates your post. So it's a win-win for me. Check and mate!
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>>44384569
probably the same reason you suck turds out of your mom's ass
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>woke up again
Grim
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>>44384625
Other countries exist you know
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>>44384638
good morning anon
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>>44384639
No it's 3 am
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>>44384643
Gm m8
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>>44384625
Kys faggot
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when will cibi be back?
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>>44384593
i want to try it, most things are boring anyway
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gang ngl, i feel like a burst couch this morning
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sarah pinning me down and spitting in my face
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>>44384784
Idk what that means. Ate too much or got cummed in?
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>>44384321
howdy
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>>44384792
nah i had a friend over to drink wine and gossip with and we got carried away.
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>>44384625
gagged lmaoo
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I've got crazy diarrhea today, some of you need to eat it
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I fell asleep for like 3 hours and woke up with morning wood.
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Discordia is posting all day again, chasergen is healing
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good morning world
the sky looks particularly sunsetty right now and my phone clock doesn't make it clear if it's am or pm so i just woke up for the first time and thought it was 7pm, not 7am
was like "wow! i really wasted my sunday, huh? can't remember a thing i did today"
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>>44384892
https://voca.ro/1kfZvIvgkLMe
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>>44384827
…hey
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>>44384899
and dad's car :D
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>>44384921
https://voca.ro/18rXlu97XqET
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>>44384910
What's up Blaire you already know what's up with me.
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hey wulfim have you seen bronya around?
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>>44384934
https://voca.ro/1pCdi2BHC5LN
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good morning chat
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I had a nightmare that I made foidal contact and could no longer get into Chudhalla
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>>44385054
Facial hair hons <3
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>>44385065
hello hi
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>>44385067
Good morning <3
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>>44385067
my Berenice....
https://youtu.be/XGoj6gwQcH0
good morning!
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>>44384934
oh hayo what's up did you need me for something
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>>44385099
gm nyanya :D yay
hm i havent heard this before i will listen
i read this book by tove jansson the creator of the moomins called the summer book it was fun its abt a little girl and her grandma spending time together and at one point the little girl has her friend from school visit and she tells her grandma they're gonna call the friend berenice because she thinks she looks like a princess or smth and i guess tat was like a more princessly name idk lol i found it rly funny tho
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>>44385110
that's so sweet... some people really do just have that princess aura right like it's just overwhelming
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>>44384997
goomournse
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>>44385117
hi e!!! did you see doggies??
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>>44385121
I saw doggies and they were fighting for my affection. It was a good day
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>>44385127
oh my god that’s so cute TwT
my sister got a puppy a bit ago and he’s been grown real fast he’s a red golden retriever
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Uncut trannies <3
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I'm in the peam of my life
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Doomscrolling rn AMA
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>>44385143
do you jam your tongue up a uncut trannies foreskin
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>>44385168
Only during foreskin inspection day (Wednesdays)
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Another day of looking for my future wife. I will find her on this board
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>>44385139
woah i like golden retrievers, didn't know they make em in red tho. did you get to play with him while he was a puppy?
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>>44385176
yeh they llook like this!
I have played with him a lot. he's still a puppy tho, about a month old i think. it's just crazy how fast they grow when they're that young.
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just straight up cranking hog. really going
at it
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>>44385212
aww i bet he's a cute little guy. i remember when my one was a puppy, used to keep him on my desk
>>44385240
unrivalled hog cranker
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>>44383911
>qott
It's been okay but it's very warm and I have to keep the AC on blast so my cat doesn't overheat
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52 bumbapussyraasclat sissy pussy
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very few trannies crank hog like me . i'm top tier in jerkmate ranked
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>she touches her dick
ngmi
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i wish velner would crank his hog to me
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i'd settle for heghmoh, but only if he let me sit on his face for a mustache ride.
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Kitten, what did you do to my sponge filled pringles can? You know I need this after you shit
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>>44385261
i'm not fingering myself every day with these
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>>44385287
Nigga got the single mom nails on
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>>44385295
can you make me a single mom papi
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>>44385287
You always manage to get nice nails without getting the kind I see in my femdom handjob pornos with stern European women. You could teach bronya a thing or two. Gentle femdom mommy joi vocaroo poster BTW.
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>>44385287
bitch you don't even do the dishes. wtf.
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>>44385308
gentle femdom joi poster mommy loves you <3 <3 <3
>>44385317
yes i do . i promise .
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is it ok to wear the same underwear two days in a row?
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>>44385306
Mami tu no quiere nada de esto
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>>44385345
For 30+ chasers? Of course.
For everyone else? No, disgusting. Kill yourself.
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I just showered. How does that make you feel, tranny?
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>>44385363
bad :(
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>>44385346
i do i do i do
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>>44385363
day ruined.
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what's a good excuse for not showing up to a party you said you were going to?
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>>44385393
family emergency
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>>44385393
i didn't feel like it
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>>44385402
i'll probably just go with this
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do any boys in here want to go out on a date with me tonight?
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>>44385557
I would.
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>>44385557
yes
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>>44385585
You're not a boy, princess.
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>>44385393
yea no i would also just like. be real instead of making up an excuse. but i get the urge to make an excuse about it!
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>>44385624
Me to my boymoder tranny gf while balls deep in her
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>>44385668
waow
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>>44385568
okay you can get me at half 6

>>44385585
hey i asked for the boys. i’ll have a girls night with you though :) come over at half 6
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Alex rapping Many Men for me from memory because it's my birthday
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>>44385624
>>44385690
i'm a boy now. i detransitioned
>>44385695
i can do this if i heard the beat
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goob morbin
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>>44385642
once again bronya is correct
>>44385719
good morb anon
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>>44385742
hru e?
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>>44385747
I'm getting sleepy but I am doing well anon
enjoy your morning coffee
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>>44385760
i might do morning tea instead today but thank you. are you going to bed soon?
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morning gen and anons. I'm ready for the day to be a successful one and I'm only going to focus on achieving goals and going out for personal bests. I'm hopeful today <3
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>>44385719
mornin' pardner
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So how are those sexy tanlines coming in?
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>>44385771
yeah about to floss and brush then do my usual sign off
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>>44385776
https://voca.ro/1myE3q3eWpxo
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>>44385783
tranlines are where trannies hide from the sun and develop vitamin d deficiency bags under their eyes
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>>44385776
guten morgen
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The janny is such a loser for deleting a bag thread, come the fuck on
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>>44385776
good luck alucard
>>44385777
hru snoy?
>>44385785
i need to floss more
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>>44385789
thanks wulfim, always love your posts, you have a very soothing voice. even when you criticize me, I like listening to it. Just genuinely mean that but yep, goals are fun.
>>44385795
morning, yep
>>44385799
thanks, I'm drawing some more hentai today, there's a neat comic idea. the last one got 1k likes and I want to try for more. people enjoy a narrative with their hentai, it seems.
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>>44385814
https://voca.ro/1nwnsEKOP1Pi
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>>44385796
I've always wanted to be a janny but I think I got rejected because they said, "dude, we know you're a lolcow lmfao"
>>44385821
tip top morning shape, cheerio, good friend and all that
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>>44385799
i usually just use a floss pick while on the computer, makes it easy to maintain the habit
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>>44385836
https://voca.ro/16MWX4r23b0H
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boymoderism is cultural appropriation
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im gonna do my shot. anyone else need me to top them off while im at it?
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gorny
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>>44385844
I'm so surprised you know what this obscure media is. I'm going to read VGcats, I've heard interesting things about others but want to go through the old 2000's webcomics of the day. it seems like a marker of that era.

sorry that happened, I've had best friend in my life disappear or just outright betray me. it's better for them to suddenly stop communicating than the betrayal, that hurts and I still think about it years later.

sidenote, I met the creator at a convention and the writer is deeply depressed and fat

any webcomics you specifically enjoyed?
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>>44385868
goo morny
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>>44385799
working in the office to meet deadlines and unable to focus
How about you?
>>44385855
no
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>>44381097
ended up taking the edibles and gooning til like 5 am someone please give an actual suggestion so i dont spend sunday doing the same
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>>44385932
Listening to tunes and drawing or writing
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>>44385913
you have to work on sunday? that sucks.
im doing okay
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goodnight asexual anon
goodnight mouse
goodnight bronya
goodnight pichu
goodnight cibi
goodnight snoy
goodnight wulfim
goodnight rick
goodnight epic
goodnight blaire
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>>44385952
goodnight!
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>>44385952
good night sleepyhead!!! sweet dreams
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>>44385950
Work to task, not to time ;_;
>>44385952
eebeebeebeetosleebee e
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>>44385913
it is, these chud foids are disrespectfully larping as us
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>>44385952
GOODNIGHT THE SLEEPY
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suck my big huge pecker you dumb little choid
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>>44385952
goodnight choid
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>>44385952
goo ni sleepy choid cosplaying pichu
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suck my big fat pussy you dumb little choid
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>>44385974
tiny dick big balls tiny brain big eyes you have patterns you have signs genital simulacra etc
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>>44385989
this isnt accurate at all
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>>44385967
maybe it's true for some of them *coughboymadercough* but not every boymoder is a larper
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has anybody seen rick?
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>>44385990
you actually have incredibly small testicles. it's cute. maybe this is a weird thought but the idea of my gf not being able to father her own children anymore is a kinky hot thought to me
>>44385952
good night
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>>44385995
hey dawgy... I'm trying to avoid that name >_> that's my past name, and I'd like to leave it in the past.
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>>44386001
>the idea of my gf not being able to father her own children anymore is a kinky hot thought to me
barf
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>>44386008
what would you prefer I call you handsome
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>>44385875
https://voca.ro/1bpeohz3G5Kx

>>44385952
https://voca.ro/1e2tw9IHQWvx
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>>44386011
maybe I shouldn't have shared that. I wonder how many other men deeply feel the same way but don't have the courage to admit their desires
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>>44386016
can you call me Largo? I like that name. The thing is, there's no saving that name and I just want to move on with my life.
the drama and memes were fun for a while but it makes me anxious now and makes it hard for me to relax and take a poop. i just want to read a nice book under a tree and lick a popsicle and chill
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>>44386019
Ur pornsick. We arent failed men, were women.
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i did my shot please clap
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>>44386019
No I get it. I got a boner last time I met my tranners parents. Shaking her dad's hand knowing I'm the one that's ending his bloodline. Knowing his son calls me daddy. Knowing his son shits out my cum in the family toilet
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>>44386034
Good afternoon mumma
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>>44386019
this kink turned something on me I didn’t know was there. Although the opposite is true though, if we get with a chaser we are jeopardising your bloodline as much as ours lol
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>>44386011
okay you do have to admit it's kinda hot but it would be way hotter if it meant being able to mother children too
yes I'm a bit MEF sue me
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>>44386034
I mean sure, the idea of women and men are social constructs to me so I don't care. I believe everything is to a degree since the brain literally creates it's own idea of the world it interprets. However attraction is a non-negotiable and I find it's deeply rooted in interesting psychological twists from our past.
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>>44386034
rick is basically the ceo of porn addiction i wonder if that’s how he became a sissy in his 30s
he even draws porn for a living
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>>44386045
Good afternoon!
>>44386038
>>44386046
>we are jeopardising your bloodline as much as ours
Not if I get him pregnant. My choid will carry my child.
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https://voca.ro/1fISeZKqkB0P
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i had a dream i topped a man and it was really hot
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>>44386054
>he even draws porn for a living
proudly, in fact.
>>44386046
I don't care about passing on a legacy, I'm a peasant in the grand scheme of things, so I simply don't care.
>>44386038
actually kind of hot, there is a twisted horny psychology in all of us.
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>>44386066
discord?
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>>44386080
no im not her im nona
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>>44386001
kys rick. and they are not small. kys
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>>44386087
give me your discord
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>>44386067
> I don't care about passing on a legacy

Fair enough. I used to care a lot more about keeping my bloodline on. But now even though I still would like children I don’t think I could. The feeling of being emasculated of the fatherhood and become a mother though turns me on at crazy levels, God I’m horny just thinking about this lol
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>>44386088
did I strike a nerve? I bet their the size of almonds now lol. I don't like teasing women though, run along now.
>>44386017
I heard they're bringing back the original myspace. im listening to your voco but it's 16 minutes long. you should make youtube video essays, it'd be interesting.
I do think with ai, the internet is mostly changed forever and it's... well just a lot of trash out there I suppose
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if we nuke ohio both rick and spider would die
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>>44386117
they're*
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I hooked up with a tranny and she had a 2-3" micropenis (hard) and little raison balls you couldn't see
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>>44386057
How are you on this fine afternoon wineo
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i said please clap
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>>44386035
Clappin your cheeks
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>>44386066
chaser btw!
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>>44386141
shut up whore
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>>44386126
how
I mean with shrinkage it seems like that'd only be possible if you were already hypogonadal or a youngshit
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>>44386117
https://voca.ro/19iEMT5CKU6g

>>44386141
https://voca.ro/1ezuSpss3Ego
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you can only pass if you start hrt before puberty or have an intersex condition that weakens puberty. this is why i will never be a woman
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>>44386105
Most of my IRL friends have offspring now. I'm an "uncle" to a lot of them. They love me but... I see how much effort and sleepless nights goes into raising them. Especially with the prices of everything today? nah, not for me.

The legacy thing always confused me too. In distant past I think most of the humans alive today came from the top 20% of males mating, like 50,000 years ago.

we don't remember their names, their trees, their legacy.

The sun will enfulf the earth and and in the distant future, the universe will expand so vastly so that molecules stop interacting with each other and result in the "big freeze".

Life is meant to be experienced and hopefully enjoyed, that is my philosophy based on these points that anyone with a brain, must concede.
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>>44386142
:(
>>44386146
no you
>>44386149
thank you mister spiddoes
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>>44383911
growing corn. trying to avoid the sun.
love the color of sweet corn silks, its like a transparent pale whitish green
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>>44386149
>picrel
WTF
how is this possible
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>>44386161
https://voca.ro/16TDvq1wtnJF
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>>44386160
lole why is this kind of cute
yes make that corn feel pretty she deserves it
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>>44386151
um actually im an xx male and a lateshit hon
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>>44386160
so beautiful!!!!! wtf i love corn now
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Does this to your balls
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>>44386186
they were a hologram
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>>44386186
ow ow owie
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>>44386194
Fag
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>>44386186
YYOOOOOWWWCCCHH NOT AGAIN!
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>>44386126
hot
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>>44386197
hehe yea :3
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wwyd if your choid had an orchi too
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>>44386130
Im doing well. Sleepy sunday, might take a nap. How about you?
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>>44386186
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>>44386174
thats your own fault then
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>>44386221
does that mean it's your fault you don't girlmode even tho you are a youngshit?
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Fucking your empty orchi ballsack
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>>44386186
no >:(
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>>44386227
how tho
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only in ohio :skull:
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>>44386186
it doesnt even hurt
>>44386224
im not a youngshit stupid
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>>44386228
Doing it to your soft dick instead
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>>44386238
you started hrt as a teenager lmao
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>>44386236
Ohio is like the Florida of the midwest
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i have huuuge balls and a micropenis personally
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>>44386156
yeah, I get you, but the thing of legacy for me isn’t about that.

I think children, and thus legacy, must bring a sense of fulfilment while you are still alive, whatever comes after it, or whatever your great great grandchildren do does not matter. What matters is to see how a human you created out of your own flesh and mind develops in the long term. What will their dreams, aspirations, passions and failures be, how will they be similar and how will they be different from you? Will they be happy? Will they experience love? Will life be worth it for them? Will you matter for them? I think that is the beauty of it, not some distant and non existent future or whatsoever, but I imagine how happy it must be to witness the offspring of your own offspring. Must be an unmatched feeling of accomplishment, just like finishing the greatest project of your life
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>>44386240
no >:((
>>44386250
same lmao
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Trannies with feminine dicks <3
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slapping my hard dick against her hrt shrunken balls
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lets all love potechi kun ok
its so important to love potechi
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>>44386259
I have a micropenis, so I probably will never have the joy of dominating a chaser
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>>44386274
Not all chasers want to be topped. I personally wouldn't want to.
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>>44386270
w r e n s
p e n i s
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>>44386291
Speak for your self pussy nigga. This chaserussy extra EXTRA creamy
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what should i eat for lunch?
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>>44386291
yes, still would be fun as I got vers tendencies
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>>44386299
How much of a problem is it that I’m between 3” and 4” hard
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i should die
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>>44386336
Agreed
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How can you see a girl like this and still be gay? Chasers only reply, we know trannies are straight men
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would you call saul
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>>44386324
The prostate isn't that deep so it's no problem at all
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>>44386346
That's a dude, isn't it
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>>44386347
i would call him and have him set up a date with howard hamlin
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>>44386346
she looks like a child ngl
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>>44386352
Life would be easier if men irl were like you and were not ashamed to be topped
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>>44386243
so? i had already finished puberty
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>>44386352
Yeah but hows it supposed to get past the cheeks?
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>>44386364
Oh I'm ashamed irl just not online
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>>44386371
second puberty ends around 25. it could have been 10 times worse
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>>44386372
two cool guys
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>>44386346
she's wearing a disgusting temu apron, vile woman, I hate women
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>>44386372
Do NOT let rach see this
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>>44386390
lol
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>>44386381
https://voca.ro/16LfaiLWq87D
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>>44386357
i want to be saul in this situation
>>44386379
it could not possibly be worse
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wwyd if you were hungry
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>>44386410
i wouldn't be hungry because i ate breakfast
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>>44386408
you could not pass despite putting zero effort into your appearance like you do now
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>>44386410
I'm going to get shawarma with my gf
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>>44386347
I bet Kim Wexler would slip a finger in while sucking me off
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>>44386418
lol
>>44386423
can i come too. i won't talk but you do need to pay for my shawarma too
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Need wrens penis inside my ass so i can find out if i'm a transbian or not
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>>44386410
https://voca.ro/1m0TcJBdM4OY
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Morning tromos and chomos
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>>44386432
If you get along with her, then yeah, I'll buy one for you. Don't just stand there silently though that's weird af
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>>44386458
i was gonna sit their silently so i didn't interupt y'all
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winemom is a top but refuses to use her penis so its like what's the point
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>>44386470
straps exist
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>>44386422
yes i dont pass thank you
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>>44386445
(re: picture)
mmmm yes this is a good sacrifice. the creature knows what good he is going towards. the tower will be satisfied for a time
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>>44386477
not the same
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>>44386481
you pass despite not trying at all tho. if you transitioned later you would actually not pass and have to try
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>>44386482
https://voca.ro/1odbOHDXfxD5
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>>44386452
this is awesome :D
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>>44386494
LOL
fat
fucking
creature
yeeeaaaas
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>>44386469
lol trannies are always so shy. you're going to talk with us and you're going to have a good time
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>>44386495
You're awesome and cute
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need throbbing shemale cock in my ass
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>>44386506
https://voca.ro/17rRcRNhLhWQ
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Has anyone been to a Pride parade? going today and I don't know what to expect
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>>44386526
oh my god the "weeee! SPLAT" killed me
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>>44386533
old men walking around with their cock out
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>>44386519
oh okay
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>>44386543
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>>44386533
you should expect a lot of deadly diseases and a lot of people trying to piss on you
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>>44386526
speaking of opossums. look at this guy on the left, just pure bliss, in the moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRIVTEBaLkA
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Having sex with stu right in front of her dr.pepper
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>>44386521
:DDD
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the deadly disease known as "a van driving through the crowd"
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i should go to the bf store today
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>>44386585
I'll take a gf(with a penis) please
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>>44386591
be silent, cocksexual
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>>44386567
https://voca.ro/1eLrj35Yxg2X
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>>44386591
that's the gf store
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>>44386585
What can I get you?
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>>44386599
one nice bf who will go to the movies with me and sleep in my bed. i promise to feed him at least twice a day and take him on walks
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Sorry 18-21 year old trannies. 30+ daddy needs a nap.
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>>44386595
yeah their eating is always awkward no matter what it is they're eating. its like evolution didn't make them for eating one specific type of food, like they have all these sharp teeth to look scary as a defense, but they don't really hunt and kill anything to where they would need to rip meat. they mainly eat a bit of everything they can find. over mouth optimized for intimidation but terrible for enjoying food
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>>44386620
can you get some young hot chasers in here for us once you wake up?
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>>44386591
where is the gf store
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>>44386639
30-40 is young. Bad girl.
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>>44386639
this post reminded me of Peggy Bundy, how they would talk shit like that to each other
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>>44386636
https://voca.ro/175AMcDh13De
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after my prostate exam i want to have sex with dr pepper
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Tranny gf who looks like Peggy Bundy
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>>44386617
come watch the Odyssey with me
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>>44386597
Sorry my dyslexia kicking in again.
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>>44386675
im going to see it with friends on tuesday if you want to come with. we're seeing it in imax so the tickets are pretty expensive :(
>>44386681
happens to the best of us
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i wish i had a post-ops ftm boyfriend
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>>44386693
which kind?
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>>44386655
its fascinating to me how wild animals are also evolving because of humans. like there's this whole ecosystem here where opossums and raccoons set up their home near where human trash is and them come out and take their pick at night.
the squirrels here still seem to eat the native nuts and fruits though. opussums will too if there's no high calorie human trash around. also you can have an opossum pet, it would be super hard to tame a wild one, but not impossibl. its better if you find a baby abounded and raise it. it thinks your its mother and will cling to you forever, they love to rub on you and be held.
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>>44386693
How the fuck does a post-op ftm even work
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>>44386211
I'm very sleepy too... can we spoon
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>>44386710
https://voca.ro/1jtMDWKLL3ZN
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>>44386711
probably at retail i'd assume
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>>44386708
metoidioplasty probably, for purposes of his satisfaction
he gets metoidioplasty and i get metroidplasty to transform myself into his hot amazonian 6'5" samus dream gf
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>>44386751
good taste pichu. i also would like a ftm bf with a small penis he can actually feel
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i just went 24-2 on ground war doesn't anyone want me
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>>44386754
it feels like this
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>>44386748
cats weoponize cuteness to get what they want from humans. watch them, they only put on that routine for humans and act different towards other cats or animals
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>>44386789
yea T_T
u ever see a reddit thread abt trans ppl and scroll down to see what the replies r saying
its rough
sometimes i feel like the world is out to get us Dx
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What are the odds on her being trans?
She sounds so cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnWWobCMj-Y
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>>44386761
guh. i thought i was doing a good job of NOT being detectable as me
but yeah idk if phalloplasty feels like much. ive never spoken directly with a trans man with phallo about how it feels or IF it feels at all, only guys with meta.
being penetrated is not a goal of mine so it's all about his sensation. agree with yuo
>>44386813
kinda sounds it
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>>44386749
maybe he's making six figures in the arms trade. maybe he invented the toaster strudel. maybe he dances at Chippendale's. maybe he's a pet psychic. maybe he does boyfriend experience. maybe he's a restauranteur. maybe he's a reality TV star. maybe he's a food writer. maybe he's working on a play
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>>44386786
@ me when you hit a 40 playing the obj
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>>44386810
i do not look at that stuff LMAO sorry... i dunno I don't really mind if people are out to get us I think we're gonna be just fine regardless
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>>44386805
https://voca.ro/14JMOY2J3TD9
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>>44386822
why do you want an ftm with specific sex organs what does that do for you
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>>44386837
yea i guess ur prob right i have a tendency to catastrophize abt things Dx
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>>44386754
why did you switch to an uglier seal
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there's no such thing as reality tv
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Tech tranny gf to teach me how to set up Active Directory for my home office (I don't want to pay for SSO bullshit)
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>>44386857
i have many seals!
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today i installed custom themes on my 3ds :D
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>>44386822
it just seems like it would nice you know?
>>44386828
waow men can do anything
>>44386845
peach sees them as more like to be asexual and generally safer as a partner
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>>44386845
truth be told at this point im specifying it so the chasers don't use it as fuel to call me vaginasexual
truthfully ideally both me and my boyfriend are post-nullification and both genitally sexless
it's just easier to look for a post-op trans man than a nullo ftm, and to dodge lesbian accusations at the same time
>>44386862
and then we set up a linux ldap server instead that doesn't fucking work
>>44386869
show.
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>>44386869
epic :D
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>>44386865
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>>44386876
:D i wish i had a gif of neil the seal playing with his toy they gave him a toy to slam against so he doesn't have to do it to camper vans and stuff
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>>44386874
this is one of the ones i downloaded i have them on shuffle but this one is very cute
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>>44386890
omg i love it
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>>44386847
it's a habit worth breaking!
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>>44386874
why do you care if chasers think you're a transbian. it's fine
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>>44386829
u never get dogs . ur a bum
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Deleting a tranny's stardew valley save
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>>44386890
CUTE
do you like lugia? i use this lugia theme (on shuffle also)
>>44386908
it's an easier time if they leave me alone
but it's fine i guess since they already see me as useless and undesirable due to being ace
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Daddy needs it so Device Manager stops automatically installing drivers. Get to work, kitten.
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>>44386921
i love this!
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>>44386918
EVIL
>>44386921
i do like lugia! i have this one downloaded, it reminds me of legends arceus which i haven't played yet
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painting all my choid's warhammer figurines hot pink
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>>44386931
Wow that sounds rough daddy>< I wouldn't understand anything as complicated as that
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>>44386933
THEY FIXED HIS WEIRD WING FINGERS
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mother lugia nourishes us all
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Goon that Thinkpad keyboard mouse clitty for daddy <3
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>>44386933
i don't like this lugia. here is a weird groudon and kyogre for your trouble
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>>44386966
these guys look interesting
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do trannies fuck with thinkpads newer than the T420 yet?
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>>44386940
Killing you
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tell me your favorite legendary pokemon please
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>>44386992
i have a t480 and its v nice :D
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>>44386491
youre wrong idiot. but its ok bc i am getting takeout for dinner
>>44386569
you cant do that it isnt fair to my dr pepper
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good morning..
>>44386994
giratina origin form
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>>44386994
probably rayquaza unless mythicals count in which case jirachi clears
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>>44386910
Show winrate lil sis
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>>44386966
they are holding hands and playing nice because they don't want ray queso to yell at them again
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>>44387029
goof morning
did you find anything cool while thrifting?
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I disrespect those who use starters or legendaries.
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>>44386994
Arceus cause it's the best one
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>>44387053
what's wrong with starters??? that's ur lil guy
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>>44387053
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>>44387053
performative hipster!
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>>44387029
good morning and interesting choice. was platinum your first game?
>>44387033
jirichi is my favorite mythical too. raymond quaza is pretty cool tho
>>44387040
actually they are fighting and ray shows up here is the next panel
>>44387053
you sound dumb
>>44387059
that's kinda lame and also not true. the best legendary is probably miraidon or calerex rn. maybe mega ray
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>>44387050
did the very typical thing of me where i go out to shop for clothes and buy more used books
i did find a nice pair of frayed shorts though
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>>44387063
>>44387068
>>44387070
>>44387071
Heh look at all the starterchuds come running out.
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>>44386940
I always liked Noise Marines anyway!
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the starter pokemon is your little buddy you go on an adventure with. i can't box him. it feels wrong.
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please tell me your favorite starter pokemon
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>>44387080
We know, you're right and we love you, that other anon is a monster and a devastated ruin of a person
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I fear I am becoming Kate
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She a 10 but her OSRS client looks like this
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>>44387084
Squirtle all the way
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My most gooner fantasy?
True love
My second most gooner fantasy?
I’ll never tell
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>>44387084
i think it's gotta be rowlet
ghost is my favourite type
and an archer bird is just so cool
actually wait does hisuian typhlosion count? cuz i'd probably pick that one
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>>44387091
You are allowed to struggle
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>>44387099
You thirsty slut
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>>44387091
SEE? SEE??
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>>44387071
ray is so pretty here....
arceus is the best one. although I guess it's technically a mythical Pokémon right. i love our lord and saviour the horse that got stuck in a fence
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>>44386994
i don't believe in the legendary and mythical split
you get a top 5 in fluctuating order
>registeel
>latias
>diancie
>dialga
>phione
>>44387033
i need to get jirachipilled. as a kid i liked mew and when celebi came out i liked it a little less and then when jirachi was released i was kinda preemptively over the mewlikes. the metal ofuda windchime thingies hanging from its head also struck me as kinda silly when chimecho was added the same gen. but a lot of people love jirachi so i must be missing something
>>44387084
today? it is turtwig. tomorrow it may be squirtle or it may be bulbasaur. the day after that, it may be bayleef. ooh look at that. second form. what a curveball.
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thats right sissies, talk about your pokimans while daddy sticks his fingers in your sissy shitholes
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>>44387076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7AC5M7F4ys

https://voca.ro/1euwYTXpu3ut
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>>44387071
>was platinum your first game?
technically sapphire because my older brother gave me his copy but i was legitimately too young to understand how to progress through the game
diamond is what i consider my first real pokemon game
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>>44387122
ywnbdd
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I bet these starterchuds don't use monotype teams too
Disgusting.
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>>44387084
Grotle !!!!!!
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Overleveled starter + unutilized hm slaves team every day, every game!
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>>44387092
She could fix me
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>>44387122
NOT DADA
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>>44387092
lol this is awesome
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Impregnation roleplay with beepymoder that lasts 9 months until the day we bring home an adopted kid.
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friendly reminder rotom was briefly a legendary and is still a legendary in my heart and the "scientists" and ceos who overbred it for industrial purposes and then reclassified it due to their own overbreeding are bad people with no proper say in the definition of legendary
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>>44387073
oops i missed this.
naicu. i feel like half the time i go thrifting it's very hit or miss if i end up finding any clothes, but it's always still a fun time.
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>>44387096
water gang
>>44387102
i was thinking first stages but hisuian typhlosion is a starter for sure. i like the fighting type decidueye better than the ghost one personally. mainly cause fall colors but also cause decidueye does not look like a ghost at all and it makes me mad
>>44387117
lol
>>44387120
the split matter cause you can't actually ever use mythicals in most official formats. jirachi, celebi and mew are my favorite mythicals in that order. turtwig is cute and bayleef is the best middle stage closely followed by raboot then wartortle. oh also registeel being in your top 5 is based af
>>44387130
oh gotcha that's cool
>>44387137
monotype runs are fun. i like basing them off of the secondary types of fully evolved starters sometimes
>>44387141
do you like the land before time movies?
>>44387144
you can't say hm slave anymore. the term is hmployees
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>>44387169
>i feel like half the time i go thrifting it's very hit or miss if i end up finding any clothes
yeah thats the thrifting experience in a nutshell
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>>44387168
the rotom encounter in diamond at 3 am as a kid is the greatest moment in pokemon for me i think. i love that little guy
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>>44387175
>does not look like a ghost at all and it makes me mad
yeah that's a fair criticism i agree. normal decidueye kinda just looks grass/flying :/
alola at least introduced mimikyu and alolan marowak which are cool ghost types
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>>44387175
no. but I do like grotle
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go my bayleef
>>44387213
grotle has so much soul
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>>44387207
i love mimikyu! i also used alolan marowak on my first playthrough team in sun
>>44387213
such a cute doofus
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>>44387219
LMAO I do love bayleef also. second stages are the best
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>>44387230
titled "never leave a bayleef alone"
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The sleep apnea is back, damn
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>>44387260
lmao
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one time i was making out with this guy and told him i like getting my hair pulled... then he pulled it from the front. i think he was trying to give me traction alopecia
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>>44387275
making out with the norwood reaper
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>>44387260
LMFAO
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I pull my tranny's hair behind her ear whenever she's giving me head to condition her to blow me whenever I want her to
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>>44387166
PLSPLSPLSPLS… i mean sure ya if you’d like that or whatever
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>>44387275
I'd pull it down so you're looking up at me then spit in your faggot mouth
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should i kms?
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>>44387303
Lmfao chasers are so funny
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>>44387310
I’ve been asking myself this a lot recently
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hitting it from the back and pulling my chaser's head up by the hair and whispering in his ear can you feel your hairline receding from the tension
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I too am experiencing a depression spike in the baseline depression
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*spits on your 3ds screen*
Yeah wipe it up slut
Be a good girl
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Egging my chaser on by telling him he’s a faggot for liking it while I suck him off, but then he gets weirded out and stops talking to me
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im going to go for a walk do you want to come with me
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>>44387340
yeah
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>>44387331
I think I get seasonal depression in the summer
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>>44387334
>Egging my chaser on by telling him he’s a faggot for liking it
This part shouldn't be so hot but it is every time I read it
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>>44387345
okay im going to put you in my pocket now
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>>44387331
feel better soon
and never give up
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>>44387354
yay!!
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sorry to you FLOPS but i've been feeling better than ever
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These cringe ass larper "chasers" don't even deserve to be dommed by a woman to correct their uppity behaviours
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>>44387352
That means ur not a chaser and that the relationship is secretly t4t
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>>44387369
Shut up faggot
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>>44387175
Asmrchan you have good tastes in everything
What piercings do u have?
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It does feel like I’m nearing the end a lot recently

>>44387354
Sounds cozy

>>44387340
I always want to go for a walk
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Cumming on her 3ds and letting it dry without telling her
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>>44387300
Hmm I'm not 100% sure if you're onboard for it.
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>>44387384
wtf
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>>44387379
im not asmrchan and only my ears are pierced but i have thought about getting an industrial maybe
>>44387383
everyone is coming! you are all inside my phone inside my pocket
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>>44387333
>>44387384
would dump you over this
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>>44387303
i kinda liked this
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Rubbing my sweaty ass crack with her 3ds
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>>44387379
that isnt me, im the giratina fan
to answer anyways
>snakebites
>2 nostril studs
>septum
>double helix
>3 lobe piercings
i used to have 5 and a navel but i removed them because the lobes got messed up in a mosh pit and i was terrified of someone ripping out my navel in a likewise fashion
i also had an eyebrow piercing but i messed it up by accidentally hitting it really hard during a nightmare
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I do wanna get more piercings I think like in my upper ear
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I would love to take a summer Sunday nap with a tranner while the cicadas hum outside.
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eating mango w glutinous rice and coconut milk while i stare blankly at my steel production pipeline. i need an ebf dude
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>>44387425
right that seems like such a cool play to get one! i want like an industrial or a helix
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If I was rly brave (I am a coward) I would get snake bites, dye my hair strawberry blonde, get some abstract tattoos, dress in like edgier clothes, and get a bbl (my butt is effectively concave)
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>>44387367
I've come to terms that every chaser here besides me is a larper. All they talk about is gooner shit or don't go outside.
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>>44387355
wow is that a smiling anime girl instead of a depressing one
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>>44387443
And a lip lift (I think it would make the snake bits look better)

>>44387434
I think I would just get a bunch of tiny rose gold studs
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>>44387454
that sounds cool too
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>>44387402
Let's do it after your nail day out
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Leveraging asymmetrical information between employer and employee to go on my phone for a bit when I pee at work
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>>44387443
That would be hot but you really rock the librarian look.
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>>44387347
I definitely do, too hot to be outside
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>>44387451
for real. i noticed a pattern where all the "straight" chasers are gooner larpers and all the ones who actually go on dates and have sex are openly bisexual and thus chadly
i respect the openly bi chasers. i will never respect a "straight" (read: closeted gay) chaser.
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>>44387453
im a little ball of sunshine dont ya know
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>>44387347
same
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>>44387476
This isn't true
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When god made me he only used two ingredients: shame and sadness

>>44387474
Thank you Rick :)
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>>44387347
same here, winter makes me happy and every summer of my life makes me want to die and/or kill myself
ive just accepted that ill have 3-5 months of being suicidally depressed every year, at least until i move somewhere cold
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whats a dignified way to arrage 19 machines in a grid. do i just make it 20 so i can do four by five. 19 is prime right. annoying
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Rayquaza kicks the most ass but Mewtwo from the movie is most baddass pokemon hands down
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I feel like I'm Gucci Mane in 2006
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Oh no my pee kinda burns :(.
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>>44387497
i like groundon a lot personally but movie mewtwo is really cool
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>>44387493
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Installing OEM bloatware on a tranny's PC
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If mewtwo was so good why didn't they make a mewthree
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>>44387485
God didn't do that to you your parents did
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>>44387536
there’s also a mewfour with it’s two megas
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>>44387518
Nothing a dickhole swab and some doxy won't fix
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mewtwo was so baddass they couldnt actually make mewthree or it would expose saturnian nephilim so big and nefarious shapeshifter run the media type shi
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>>44387522
Wait actually that's tea and then i could collect it and organise it in the middle. you're smart as fuck im glad i asked you thats way better than what i would have done
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>>44387548
I don't know. She said last night I was her first in almost a year. To be fair I did put it in her and she never cleaned beforehand and I havent washed my dick yet.
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>>44387461
yay <3
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>>44387575
Nigga
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>>44387575
Go wash that dick with soap nigga
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sex is gross
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the hot boy in this situation uses she/her pronouns
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>>44387575
you’re so gross dude wth
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>>44387479
oh good point. i forgot to include the genuinely straight chasers who are autismphilic. i respect those too
>>44387493
square grid only? if you accept hex grids a 6/7/6 is elegant
but this is probably for gregimal techrossing new horizons so nvm enjoy your squares nerd
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I enjoy the smell of ass.
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>>44387575
you fucked her unprepped raw then went to bed without cleaning your dick?
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>>44384195
>>44384206
I've always heard that and thought that was a meme. Thank you for the advice
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>>44387611
square grid only :( hex would be way more glamourous i want to play a hexagon game
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>>44387635
we'll start a hexagon minecraft game next year
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>>44387643
YAYYYYYYYY
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>>44387633
Yeah. I didn't get it dirty though, it looked clean to me. Heat of the moment we were in the car.
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>>44387575
>>44387627
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my walk was good i hope you had fun with me
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lothbrok be all like "the best part of fucking a tranny be eating her shit"
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>>44387655
i did :)
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>>44387404
just take the fishhooks off your face sweetheart
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>>44387660
No but I eat ass.
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>>44387661
yay
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>>44387653
okay but like at least take a piss and wash yourself after?? keep condoms in your car?? just get her to blow you??
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>>44387650
yayyy
>>44387660
the brosephic era is upon us
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>>44387672
oh nice, you enjoy licking toilet bowls clean
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being a chaser without a scat fetish is probably really hard huh
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>>44387682
it looks like giants causeway.... so pretty...
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>>44387679
She sucked me off after I pulled out. Like really good. Just thinking about it is turning me on but the base of my dick burns a lil. I tried to pee but it only dribbles rn. I don't use condoms I take prep and get vaccines.
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>>44387663
they repel the kind of people i dont want to be around so no
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>>44387699
you and that girl are nasty lol
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would you date a trans woman who wasn’t into mef?
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>>44387700
I love piercings, they look beautiful. I only hate gauges.
>>44387708
We talked for like 10 minutes then we fucked, it all happened so fast and she a huge ass for a trans woman oml.
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Rach, the sax is getting louder
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>>44387663
big red flag dude
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>>44387575
Bro lmao
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>>44387720
the idea that thats even a question is genuinely going to make me cry
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>>44387720
What's mef
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>>44387700
theyre sooo fucking goated for that i really want to get a piercing for this reason. but i dont know what to get! maybe a nose stud or something idk im weirdly kind of sheepish with that stuff
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>>44387660
he ate unwashed ass in a club bathroom and bragged about it
that boy wants hiv
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>>44387721
>I only hate gauges.
yeah not a big fan of them either
if theyre small enough they can be okay but i generally dont like being able to see through the radius
but i cant judge i have a face full of shrapnel and i get it
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>>44387700
>>44387746
sorry what types of people are those
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normal boyfriend x hypermedicated sedated me
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>>44387747
That was last month and her ass was clean. She douched it.
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>>44387747
He's not gonna get hiv he's on the meds
Definitely already has a dick infection though, you can't be not washing after that's wild

Loth kinda reminds me of that almost-normal kid in special ed who just constantly says wildly embarrassing shit with no filter
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>>44387728
i think having tasteless piercings (which we already know look like shit, a la blaire) all over your face is moreso the red flag
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>>44387756
just weirdo assholes. like loser chuds who want to police what other people do with their own bodies. it speaks like broadly to someone who is going to be able to have a healthy relationship or like see me as an actual human being you know what i mean
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pozzed up lothbrok
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>>44387763
So normal person x mentally ill tranny?
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>>44387765
lol
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>>44387746
youd look cute with a tiny nose stud or golden ring
>>44387756
the unbordered spectrum of people who very clearly dont have similar tastes as me
i have the piercings because i like them and if a person doesnt like them, why would i want to interact with them?
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>>44387767
>How dare you look how you want to look instead of how I want you to look
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>>44387738
you know it’s a fair question tho
>>44387744
don’t play dumb
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>>44387789
>don’t play dumb
I have no fucking clue what it is short for
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>>44387773
pozzbrok
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my potato wedges are a lil soggy :(
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>>44387782
i mean you can look however you want but i am still going to call you chopped and trashy and explain why
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>>44387807
someone should lose their job over this
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>>44387807
You expect me to eat that SHIT? GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
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>>44387807
Put them in the airfryer
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bf who stinks good
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>>44387780
i had a lot of desi friends growing up and there's the whole like traditional bridal jewelry in that culture that i always thought was the most beautiful thing in the world it's made me always kinda want to get a nose ring... they're so beautiful right
>>44387789
i mean whatever its the whole of thing of like. it doesn't matter if a thousand chasers aren't like that i only need one who is right. or zero! i have shit going on
>>44387807
like a thousand pearl harbours in one night
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locking these angry incels in the varrock pillory
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>>44387825
I currently smell of barbecue smoke, alcohol, aftershave, and sweat
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>>44387839
sniffsniffsniffsniff
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Nigga took the sissy shit slit meme seriously
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should i flirt with my friend makes lots of physical contact with me and dirty jokes around me?
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cooking dinner for lothbrok would be so easy, I would just shit in a bowl and he'd eat it
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>>44387828
Lures you to mage bank and smites your AGS
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>>44387839
i don’t like the smell of alcohol sorry
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don't lose yourself
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>>44386470
I dont care about sex. I want to be in love.
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im naked ama
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Does this mean I can't go back tonight :(.
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>>44387824
i’m out and about rn sadly
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>>44387881
*fingers you*
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>>44387881
Same I just got out of the shower.
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>>44387878
The raped
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>>44387881
arent you cold sweetie. you're gonna catch a chill let me get you a blankt
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>>44387884
Yes dude you gotta get cleared by urgent care first
Wash your penis next time
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>>44387881
Is your body soft
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iwn have a choid because of the tacklebox on my face and because my gushing fat cis pussy that grips scares them
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stankbrok
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>>44387884
go back and put that red swollen pozzed dick in her unwashed anus again :]
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Trannies are turning on this guy because he fucked a tranny in the ass lmao
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iwn have a choid bc i am unable to receive intimacy
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>>44387913
i mean they are kind of at odds

its basically just a smv hit

you can be tatted and pierced up but that's basically just a signal to men that you are for pumping and dumping before the mental illness comes to the surface full strength
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If you're gonna fuck a tranny, do it right or not at all. For fuck's sake.
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>>44387929
He fucked a shitty asshole and didn't wash
Rancid
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>>44387933
Did wren wash her penis after finishing with you?
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>>44387894
me too
>>44387899
thank you mama
>>44387912
yeah
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>>44387936
no
fuck
my smv
no no no this cant be happening fuck
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>>44387940
you gotta eat the poopoo lil bro, didn't they teach you that at gay sissy chasey school?
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i think knowing what smv stands for and using it unironically is a bigger smv hit than having any sort of facial piercings
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>>44387933
Don't forget the facial hair, shoulders, ribcage, political opinions and personality
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>>44387952
>>44387955
what is smv
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>>44387942
>shitty asshole
Projecting
>didn't wash
You know how i wash my dick after fucking an asshole? I make her suck it clean
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>>44387966
don’t worry about it kitten
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>>44387958
u understand me like no one else negchaser (⸝⸝ ﹏⸝⸝)
>>
ω
aw the heart eyes dont work...
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Rank the chasers
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>>44387966
Incelspeak for qualifying how attractive you are to other people
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>>44387952
you've said you have schizophrenia and you fuck randoms from music shows so idk why someone would look at that and be like ur my soulmate
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>>44387985
i love seeing them as a group of people every single time they're so fucking cvnt
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>>44387985
Grey skirt suit woman has bronya energy so she's #1
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>>44387973
okay
yay!
>>44387992
oh :c
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Voca fag today you'll suck that banana.
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>>44387999
the chin tilt? fierce. i do that exact pose it's so clytemnestra
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Forcing her to suck a banana then eating it myself after it's covered in her spit
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>>44387995
i dont have schizophrenia, i have hypnagogic hallucinations
>They’re common and usually not a cause for concern. Up to 70% of people experience them at least once.
i hooked up with a friend once after a rave
i posted that like 4+ months ago which makes it really funny that you remember it at all
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i want cake
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>>44387998
Stop the clock that is wrong!
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>>44388020
>hypnagogic hallucinations
i’ve had this!
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>>44387975
I loughve you <3
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>>44388035
ouggghhhhhh
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>>44388031
i thought everyone did, like with dreams in general
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>>44388020
You are replying to Roach. He has a folder with details of every single tranny (fag) here
He is a scary man i always try to warn trannies (fags)
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>>44387967
chasers be making people eat poop. so romantic
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>>44388030
literally in my nightmares
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she was clean bro, I made her eat my ass before she fucked it
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>>44387936
>smv
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>>44388031
>>44388040
its really common
i just get it more frequently but its been a hot minute and i accidentally activate it when i have any bit of dhp
so i tend to get messed up when i get too sick and accidentally take some cold syrup with it
>>44388041
oh
yeah i just try to never engage with him because hes so retarded
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>>44388042
Yes. I like trannies because i like the aspect of dominating and humiliating a failed male. I don't want romance
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>>44388056
>dhp
dph*
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>>44388044
You are the weakest link.
Goodbye!
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>>44388041
3 oclock on the east coast figured the band of brown nazis would be waking up soon primed for another 12 hour shift of homosexual erp
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>>44388056
what is dhp
>>
Her latina shemale shit slit smelled like lavender Fabuloso
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the chasers are being extra lolcow-y today
you think they're leaning into it? you think they caught on?
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should i get taco bell
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>>44388083
if u do please get me a baja blast zero
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Should I get high
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>>44388074
see >>44388068
its the stuff in benadryl and some night time cold relief medication
it really fucks me up
i also cant use melatonin supplements for the same reason, i start hallucinating which is really weird because its supposed to do the opposite
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>>44388092
the zero tastes so bad compared to normal tho
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>>44388039
Marrying you at Toba Aquarium
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>>44388097
I am. Took a gummy. So yes.
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>>44388105
does it? i’ve never tried it. we only have like 2 taco bells in my city and ive never went.
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>>44388105
After a couple weeks of stopping full sugar soda it hits exactly the same, but yeah it's not as good at first
>>
I am already high and considering popping an Adderall
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>>44388020
I'd fuck at a music venue too so it's okay darling.
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>>44388107
:D what if niko was holding the ring...
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>>44388099
oh i see
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>>44388113
i don't really drink soda of any kind but it's gross to me
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This thread is a monument to the autism of chasers
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>>44388113
i can never tell the difference desu
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>>44388116
most people would and do lol
the last rave i was at 2 people were just fucking openly in a more secluded spot
it was crazy to witness when i was already geeked
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>>44388124
Ok failed male
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im not a failed male im berenice
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>>44388124
I am a normie. You take that back.
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>>44388142
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>>44388124
We all have autism here let's not self-hate
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dirty soda? you mean like diet coke stirred by her girl pickle?
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>>44388146
lole i was wondering if it would read that way
not complaining desu
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>>44388151
taco bell has that now
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stares at you with my autistic eyes
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Dark triad trannies to do hoodrat shit with <3
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>>44388157
Stares you back
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>>44388157
Stares back
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what is your favorite
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>>44388173
I like
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>>44388173
unwashed asshole in the club bathroom
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sometimes i miss when i was a babytranny and i thought maybe transitioning could make me a girl cuz now i just think of myself as a weird eunuch with no future
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this website no longer makes me happy
i should move on to normie spaces instead of hanging around with closeted gay incels and trans women
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>>44388173
you are!!! >3<
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>>44388181
me too
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>>44377500
How romantic <3
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>>44388188
m-me????!?!???
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i’m an openly gay incel
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>>44388187
are u choid or troid
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>>44388205
So hot
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>>44388206
trood
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poking her with my boner while she doubles me to go get some sour keys and a monster
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>>44388218
how did this website ever make you happy? it’s bad
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>>44388212
thanks honey <3
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im afab
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>>44388290
Disgusting!
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>>44388270
most of my time here was before i was a tranneroid and most of it was on other boards but every other board got /pol/ified and incel infested about 10 years ago
website was good in 2012
died in 2015 and now we're surfing on its corpse
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Slaps you for no good reason
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>>44388292
:c
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time4bednini
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i got rained on real hard coming home T_T
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>>44388286
Is that you?
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>>44388304
Goodnight
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>>44388308
yeah that's me in the picture i look like that
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>>44388304
gn mamo
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making butterscotch chocolate chip banana bread of love
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>>44388316
No, retard. I meant the "I am a cis man on HRT" poster
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>>44388319
PLEASE post pics when ur done
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>>44388319
i had some chocolate chip banana bread yesterday and it was really good! butterscotch chips in it sound really good can you send me a loaf please
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>>44388304
good night berenice!!!!
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A kiss from Pichu on the cheek is what is needed.
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>>44388337
With poop?
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>>44388330
it'll for sure come out wrong I'm not good at precision but anything with those ingredients will be delicious regardless right
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>>44388324
don't call me that you're being mean :<
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>>44388337
Nigga you need antibiotics
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>>44387575
Jesus christ
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gf who stays by my side when i'm sick



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