I'm gonna need serious surgery to ever make it out of looking like a prettyboy ong.

>choose dumb as fuck OP and qott
>thread dead on arrival

let it die. it's time for us to move on.

*clears throat*

PENIS

i need to film a video but i cant shave but i need to film a video

pingas

crrrud
and sludge

>>44390383
can you make it a feet vid instead?

Urinalysis results came back normal, no abnormalaities

it came back positive for woman smell

i added moonlilysundrop on discord and she spammed me with pomni feet

>>44390662
You want to smell it?

>>44390614
Naur

>>44390674
really?? adding her right freaking now!!

>>44390677
i want you to leave my thread

>>44390726
I am a man moder, this is my thread too

>>44390726
i am a dog

>>44390729
nta but you are literally just a gay male, not a woman

>>44390735
I am neither man nor a woman, I am biologically male but I take estrogen.

nice try agender flag

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>>44390732
it is always so awesome to see a chica living her authentic truth

i'd say if we stop responding to agender fag he'd get bored and leave, but the truth is that he'll keep posting no matter what

I get bored and out my magic wand over my gock while I’m still wearing clothes. Just go about and do another activity while it continues to vibrate.

>>44390861
great. thanks for posting that. now i have to jerk off :/

>>44390864
yeah he literally just talks to himself frequently

Yes this thread is an extension of my default mode network

I need to figure out what sex toy to get for my gock so I can simulate fucking pussy/ass. I see those clear looking tube things in porn solo cum videos, those look nice. I wonder what they are.

worst poster tier list:
trainmode
cismoid
ouppy
andy

best poster tier list:
andy

get a grip please

>no agender flag
>ouppy
terrible list

>>44389948
I would kill for some cock right now.

>>44390969
Haha funny

>>44390939
Ordered once of the cock sleeve masturbator toys on Amazon, only $13…

Maybe it will make me want to be a top, who knows lmao.

>>44391009
>>44390908

>guys i'm jerking off
>guys i'm a gay man i want to fuck men
>guys do people think i'm trans?
it's interesting he can literally only think of three things to post about

>>44391044
Because I have a crippling sex addiction

>>44390973
who is agender flag

what else is there to think about tbf

>>44391060
the annoying guy who’s been shitting up this thread for like 2 months? it’s impossible that you’ve been here and not seen him, so i definitely can’t trust your list

>>44391060
agender fag is just another bugchasing gay man trolling random threads in between doses of cock

>>44391080
that's no way to talk to a wasian baddie chica

>>44391086
is he in other threads? i feel like i just see him here

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This is what agender flag looks like

mogs me

>>44391098
>it’s the newest deeply annoying character

that guy is what pops up in my head when i imagine an autistic reddit atheist

>>44391111
ntc but you really have to stop being so hateful

>>44391120
he’s a woman

>>44391132
that’s just not true

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This is what I looked like back in april

>>44391132
men are men actually

>>44391140
agender flag is a tristate area moder?

>>44391100
sometimes. he just posts the exact same type of shit everywhere

>>44391154
No. That picture was taken at Dan’s Rock in Frostburg Maryland

Does my face look like it changed?

is agender flag a composite charactwr making fun of me or is my schizo paranoia leading to narcissistic delusions

>>44391197
I’m not making fun of anyone, just documenting my life.

>>44391148
don't be mean to her

>>44391106
Is my face clockable, even though I am in man mode?

>>44391219
i'm treating him far better than men deserve so give me some credit

had to return my autostroker cause too much girth

>>44391279
Not an issue for me, my girth is 4.3 inches

my shit is skinny and short and can't get too hard

uh
anyone want to goon to pomni with me?

>brush my hair with conditioner in it because that’s what you’re “supposed to do” when you have wavy hair
>shed enough hair to build another tranny
i hate my life

>>44391284
you’ve said this multiple times today alone. fuck off

you already shed those hairs they were just stuck in your ratty ass curls

>>44391328
you'll soon be bald

catty moders make me horny

i should honmode to the beach alone in a bikini top and swim trunks

andy bleh
went to store today to buy shit 4 make pizza
got me one free month of appletv too
from buying a movie ticket (no spoilers!!)
finna check ted lasso out
gonna pop off tonight my moders
andy puff and pass it to the next one of you shorties that wanna post

google dot com bomb that destroys all targets of my envy instructions

>>44391345
i had hop d the estrogen would stave it off longer

wikihow world domination

>>44391328
it's normal. males have thicker hair = more folicles = more to shed

i fucked up my lungs inhaling cigars. can a tranny hon use reaper or is that too agp

like i cannot breathe properlynor say full sentences

>>44390962
worst andy is the impostor
best andy is the original

i like the impostor better actually

i rarely know which andy is real

>>44391468
yeah you are racist the way you pretend to be me but type in broken english
buy shit 4 make pizza? really?
fuck you bitch
idgaf about apple tv and i would never watch some gay ass shit like ted lasso
bitch you really don't wanna see me pop tf off
you stupid bitch the things i want to do to you i cannot say for i would get b&

>>44391863
fuck you, lame ass
>>44391877
it's rather simple, actually
if it's some lame ass shit with fucking corny ass product placement like >>44391468, you can bet it's the hon gangstalking me
also, i would never make a pizza from scratch
i would buy hot pizza or just buy frozen
the real andy is a latina transwoman
the impostor will turn andy into a caricatured stereotype
it's quite a nasty form of minstrelsy and racism, really

>>44391911
this is the impostor
>>44391934
this is real andy

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>>44392028
both are the real andy

>>44392046
who ass fattest tho

>>44392110
the real andy has a fat bootie
the impostor is a total flattie

my hair always looks best ~an hour before bed with no one there to witness it. i need to start showering in the morning again

my hair looks terrible though

that sucks :( have you considered showering more or less

no

watching my gf play fallout new vegas :D

>>44392466
giwtwm

>>44392547
ask your girlfriend to play it for you!

Dammit how long before someone calls me a tranny or faggot irl?

>>44391807
You played fuck fuck games what do you expect?

fuck fuck games!?!?

formerly gluck's

How do I appear visibly trans to my co-workers while man moding?

I like to crumble cigars up into the bowl of my bong and take a fatty rip

>>44392746
curl your lashes and apply mascara ez
if anyone asks or accuses you can call them a fag

>>44392765
I do that with pieces of cinnamon bark for a bit of holiday cheer

Coping that I missed out on what being a straight man is like.

Maybe I can convince a cis lesbian to let me fuck her…

i love my gf :)

I think I last jerked off to a women/attracted to one at age 16.

23 now. Do you think if I jerk off to nude women I can start being attracted to them again?

i can't wait to see her :) just 2 months :))

It’s over I can’t jerk it to women… I’m cooked

My only chance of redemption is a dopaminergic conditioning watching lesbian born and gooning at the same time.

I came to lesbian sex porn but only imaging I was fucking her with my dick…. I don’t even know what my gender/sexuality is anymore.

For the next month I will watch lesbian/sapphic porn only.

is it easier to get a boyfriend as a manmoder?

eating cheese its and watching her play games :)

i sucked her titty btw

>>44393400
LMAO she'd probably like that

I think I can reactivate my attraction to women. Watching solo female riding a dildo porn is working..

Will you jokers keep laughing when agender flag turns bi?

My left jaw feels like it has a growth

How do I talk to women as a tranny? Do I need to pass before I go to a lesbian bar? Must I not be in manmode to talk to women?

Lesbian bars dont exist

>>44393468
Yes they do, I live in DC

>>44393474
No they don’t. No you don’t

i really miss 2017-18 overwatch, all those late nights. it was peak, why'd they have to ruin it.

you are all repulsive btw
i am not

i'm guaranteed to be better than you :)

I want to stick my pp inside a pussy…. This is a goal.

i do a lot of negative self talk because it feels less bad than remembering anything ive ever done

I’m going to visually appreciate all the women I come across in public today, then force myself to create sexual images of them in my head.

Hmm today I will live my whole life wrong

I am going to turn my CSBD up to 11. Hopefully when my testosterone levels rise again I’ll have re enabled attraction to women.

>>44393571
I hope I don’t permanently fuck up my brain by doing this

good night, gay people in my phone

can a manmoder make high protein chocolate chip pancakes this early in the morning?

Jack off all trades, master of none

i am a dog

howdy fellers
remember to stay hydrated on that jobsite
love you all

agender flag is trying to force himself to be attracted to women so he can rape them too. beware of DC, even if you start to pass he’ll still rape you

Having sex with women to own the foids

need to try out that new fart tech

>>44393833
i did that last night

Bitches always asking "wtf are you drunk?" but they never ask "wtf why are you drunk?"

>>44393902
i don't ask
anyone willingly purchasing and consuming alcohol as a self destructive coping mechanism is an idiot

i just decided that if i want to read other people’s thoughts i should read a book and if i want to play a game i should develop a hobby. also im gay

unforch im stupid too. unforch im underdeveloped on all levels and wasted my life not developing. unforch the only thing i love is cooking and especially cooking for others but i dont have a bunch of loser nonbinary roommates that make me cook for them because theyre dealing with post situational dramatic tiredness

unforch claws :/

Unforch balls

i am quite fortunate in most things :)

THREE WEEKS NO NICOTINE
I CAN WALK THROUGH WALLS AND SEE WITH MY EYES CLOSED

Going to Italy as an Italian American was really like that sopranos episode where Paulie hates Italy
I fucking hate wops, I just like my grandma's red sauce and stuffed shells
And I hate their run down broken infrastructure. Need me a good 4 lane highway with an unwalkable intersection to feel right.

>faceless profile view 4262 miles away
>2 hours ago

Which one of you is it?

>>44394300
me sorry

>>44394321
Show pic of my Grindr profile as proof

Bitch you gotta glo up one day

it aint gonna happen boss, give up

This isn't optional
Glo up or PERISH

would u fuck me if i glewed up or is this more normie motivation slop?

would you date a moder that ordered small bacon egg chive pizza and chicken cutlet with egg on top and fries?

i would kill in your sleep for hurting animals

kill you! (You) specifically not just like in general,

>>44394497
go vegan you piece of shit

i cant believe you would kill agender flag

Personally I eat out of hunger and I don't consider my eating habits debatable, on account of my poverty

I am a proud pansexual

deadass i had a rich retard look me in the eyes and say “i would but veganism is out of my budget right now” as if beans, grains, and tofu aren’t the cheapest options in the fucking store. so i said to him that veganism is definitively proven to be cheaper and he deadass just got quiet n walked away. what a sick cunt

at least where i am from, tofu is more expensive than chicken for example

https://essycooks.com/cost-of-a-vegan-diet-vs-a-meat-based-diet/
liar liar

show yourself, coward. i will never stop eating eggs and cheese

I literally was prison gay for the last 6 years bros

>>44394614
i do not live int the us :c

you think you're better than plants because they don't feel pain?

plants are better than me because they don't feel pain

plants are better than me cause they use this solar power to make lawn defense at any hour

>>44394649
try the last 25 /b/ro

>>44394663
i dont believe you regardless

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>no arguments
i am unstoppable

I think I was bi but literally having 0 relations with women and only have sex with men basically made me cleave the attraction I had to women

>>44394717
i look like this

>>44393766
I AM THE DOG. THE BIG BAD DOG

goon your gock for mommy.

but I dont wanna

don't wanna? too bad. rape yourself for mommy.

how do people “goon” on estrogen i can barely get horny when a man is actively having sex with me

>unironically having sex with men
well there's your problem right there!

autists have difficulty understanding that people have different tastes and function differently from each other

having sex with men is wrong, you should not be commiserating with and rewarding the evil actions of the rapist abuser class that's actively ruining the world

I sound like devi mccallion

i sound like master shake

sup fellers
today is a good day
stay hydrated at the jobsite
i'm serious, moders are disproportionately at risk of heat stroke
smell ya later my loves

>>44395590
is it ok if i only sleep with vegan men who are less rape-coded than the carnist women?

>>44395623
Sex? With me? Have sex with me?

>>44396266
no it's only when I do the tranny voice tm

no more brother wars? no, more brother wars! fewer brothers means fewer men!

>>44396395
that white woman pointing

seven brides for seven brothers? i'm not sure i like the sound of that...

band of brothers? no need for that thank you, oasis is already more than enough

her name is liv agar

never heard of her

>>44393923
you should read a book! i’ve been reading frankenstein lately and it’s really good so far

ive been reading kokoro for like 3 months and my illiteracy makes me suicidal

>>44395739
i’m very lucky i get to work in the one air conditioned room in my workplace

head from a guy is peak

head from a trans man >>>>>

lowk looking kinda purdy

i am sure cowbot finds enjoyment when i say her name, she has a notification set up for it after all

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I need to accept that I’m just not going to ever girlmode cuz I will never pass. I’m way too tall and my face is awful and FFS won’t do much anyway and my shoulders are way too broad. Rlly hard for me to gain weight also cuz I’m an idiot so my figure is probably just gonna be shitty forever too. C’est la vie or smthn but it rlly does suck and I just wanna mourn the person I’ll never get to be

you'll be fine as long as you don't give up

how bad would it even be to be a personality-less kink dispenser

what if a good personality is my kink huh

snooping as usual i see

did someone say PINGAS?

>>44397671
lmao

link mah boi

i wish i had a son so i could give him a retard white trash name like "John Wesley Lastname" and raise him to be weird and repressed like his daddy was

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>>44397648
I rlly won’t tho. Idk maybe I just embrace that depressed repose vibe and see where it leads. I’d look kinda hot as a guy with a cigarette looking like I wanna blow my brains

i believe in you jellyfishmoder

but who cares what this old lesbian thinks

i od y ssey that new matt damon movie

jelly might genuinely be the only avatar/namefag i never hated, except for Dakota

gotta up ur hate game that bitch is boring as fuck

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I liked him in that one sci fi classist dystopia jam

Being trans without weed is unbearable every trannie should be perscibed weed, k, and lsd automatically with hrt. This shit suuuuuucckkss

OD'd on some spicy sausage now i cain't feel my face

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>>44397752
I care and appreciate the thoughts but I don’t rlly believe in myself. I think best I could get is very clocky twinkhon but I’m not rlly sure I’d ever be happy living like that

>>44397791
Always weird to hear that cuz I feel super annoying (and a bit guilty honestly) anytime I post on here

>>44397829
This one true tho I agree, hope u can at least enjoy the jellyfish pics

stupid sexy zoomer boy at the damn food co-op
he's so dumb and swagless, i can't get him off my mind

i fucked him btw

>>44397903
you like em young

>>44397935
legal is legal, is what i always say

do I need to read the quran to understand dune

>>44398028
no but having a general familiarity with the desert cult and its sects currently ravaging our real world is very helpful for understanding the mysticism and galactic socioeconomic forces that drive the plot (and maybe some more context on the names and conventions)

>>44398028
no but you should read it anyway

>>44398077
chuddy how are you so racist

>meet girl on reddit
>one week later she's in my bed
god I love being a transbian it's so fun and easy

being Islamophobic in 2026 is literally just regular racism, as expected of the liberal boojwah

>>44398097
being white*

>>44398096
>

>>44398100
"islamophobia"? what's next? "catholicphobia"? this is just like the people who say "androphobia" is a real problem

ive seen the light of allah and I'll be reading dune

wildly grasping at "totally not racist" straws

luckily being against oppressive religions has nothing to do with race, as we all know.

>>44398144
true

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zlib is down

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me when i divorce the people from the faith and liberate them from their oppressive belief systems

>>44398104
that has nothing to do with it!

father's day makes no sense why would I celebrate rapists

they should lock me up and get it over with

Police just asked if I saw a dood in a hoodie and now they're flying drones around my neighborhood

>>44398327
that means you're a bad person

Robert Shmurder

>>44398327
Why are you such a bad person?

they think I'm tom cruise

i'm Tom Cruisin' for some fuckin dick

>>44398351
It can't be helped

How they got helicopters. This guy must have gooned or something serious like that

give me a girlfriend now I'll seriously leave this chat

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puffy nipples

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diamonds

puking is my hobby and shitting myself is secondary to that

Should I shave or keep as is (probably trim though)?
https://files.catbox.moe/nwjpsx.jpg

>>44398152
check open-slum dot org for alternatives :)

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>>44398443

>>44398452
yeah but you liked it didn't you?

>>44398443
shave some of it

>>44398406
hey. got your free gf right here

>>44398479
yeah, it definitely needs to be inside the bikini line (um even though I only wear boxer briefs lol)

$50 says that link is a picture of agender fag's hairy man butt

>>44398489
sorry I already have someone I really like but we're both too broke to be together >_<

>>44398512
she can come with

>>44398499
why don't you find out?

>>44398529
shes monogamous and I'm possessive

it's hot as a bitch might shit on myself

>>44398566
she can deffo be converted

whats a goon job arg

you could call the thing my wife did to me last night a goonjob

When I go swimming with my family in 2 months in the beach I think I might get outted as trans..
We're having a family friend that hasn't seen me since pre-HRT come with us.

>>44398613
bikini top + shorts

>>44398626
that will clock me as trans... I'm trying to man mode remember?

>>44398638
then don't go faggot

>>44398644
No I'm going.

i'm actually not an alcoholic, i'm a 19th century convalescent and it's entirely normal that i'm confined to bed for 23 hours a day and can only take my exercise in the form of walking around the neighborhood
this is all from TB and there's nothing i could've done to prevent it

transbians are raping me

>>44398720
i am a dog

How many years on HRT before I try to break into the lesbian dating pool?

audience laughs

lesbians only date women, hope that helps

>>44398720
may I please join in >_<

So I’m never going to be able to date a woman am I?

well i sure hope not? that would be unfair to the woman.

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Women are gross lol

>>44398755
just look for a bi cis woman or a troonbian who's ok dating a hon with a 50in underbust

transbians don't date guys

>>44398780
that's a bit discriminatory and problematic babe :/ bi transbians are valid

>>44398780
I was going to ask 'and cisbians do?' then I remembered they'll genuinely date the most passing pooner as long he still has a vag

>>44398793
no such thing sis

Do you ever find yourself chewing something too chewy and getting afraid it will over develop your masseter?

>>44398835
no because I cook my food properly

>>44398835
do you ever think before you post?

>>44398854
no
>>44398847
I like to over cook my chicken nuggets in the michaelwave because it makes them chewy

>>44398835
mewing to this post

>>44398865
the absolute state of ameriklan cuisine

they should rape and kill the dutch not only because of the atrocities theyve done through history but also because of that disgusting shit known as hagelslag

tough crowd

trying to like women is making me depressed again. Now I know why I turned gay when I went to college. I went down a very dark path of incel culture in high school.

the dune audiobook is so high quality

I've given up on having kids.

chicamoding

meninamoding

got that sloppy toppy with the post orgasm torture while i whimpered pathetically

like if I had kids, they'd have my autism. I don't want another person to have my autism.

autism is literally a contraceptive. Only 25% of autistic men end up having biological children.

i love men so much /b/ros

Can I cope and just say I was born with a disability (autism)?

>>44399489
you love being complicit in the war machine dismantling the world? why is that?

>>44399454
tbf autistic men are insufferable

>>44399508
are autistic trannies more tolerable?

>>44399508
like the one spamming the thread every day?

>>44399536
>>44399539
yes to both

well it's a good thing I'm trooning out then.

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im trooning im trooning
fuck

>>44399592
Yes. Surely trooning out is a better life than being a lonely autistic cis male lmao.

i need sloppy transbian kisses right now

ive met one autistic moid (besides chuddy) and the guy was genuinely the most miserable obnoxious cock sucker ive the displeasure of talking to in my entire life

im probably going to go kiss my wife in a minute. and then i will do a joke where i pretend to eat her which she will get upset about because its annoying

you've met chuddy?

like imagine an andrew tate level misogynist trying to sound woke. lowk would curb stomp his ass if I saw him irl, fucker is british too

he's polish you dumbass

>>44399664
ya at a proud boys rally

I don’t have misogyny. After all HRT is rewriring and changing my brain to be more feminine.

I understand the reason why as a male I was unattractive to women, unfortunately it’s just bad luck of the draw with bad genes and natal development.

i never chudded out but i fear woke two might make me do it

>>44399660
i like the joke where you pretend you have a wife you live with

>>44399711
i like my wife