yogurt editionQOTT: do you wear short shorts?old >>44401493
we are nothing alike
Haiii moders, I'm just a repper visiting here to ask a simple question.Do you think of yourselves as women or otherwise believe that men can transition into women?
>>44411160drink the piss you're holding
>>44411160No agp is just a brain glitch. Like a song being stuck in your head forever
>>44411160they (mmm maybe including me one day) will never be women but they can't even present as pass as transwomen... oof
>>44411160I am a man
im taking hrt because i like having a mixed sex body
>>44410998yogurt??? what????
>>44411160Book I of the Nicomachean Ethics, Aristotle
>>44411317Only thing I'm drinking rn is vodka mixed with diet coke.
>>44411375Stop making me thirsty!
been playing games with my gf all night. i might not be happy with my appearance, but i am happy
>>44410998When I was still receiving clothes as a gift I got a few, they are kinda comfy but I would never wear them in public, I don't think I look bad but I don't want to traumatize the population.
>>44411325Tragic, I prey that someday the shackles can be broken so that my brothers (on estrogen) can get to finally be women.>>44411400Zero excuses to not be drinking nona.
i barely drink, it hurts my stomach
she's holding my shark instead of holding me but at least she looks cute doing it
>>44410998i’m wearing short shorts right now
I orgasmed and feel asleep for like 5 hours after getting home from work lmao
>>44411519Drink more until you don't care anymore, otherwise drink something non alcoholic, I'd recommend spearmint tea.
>>44411970It’s honestly weird cause I like blackout whenever I have a good orgasm
not even drinking to get drunk i just like to make myself sleepy
>>44412247alcohol + melatonin + magnesium gives you the craziest sleep youve ever had
it took me a whole third of my life but i'm reclaiming my moid name. it's a good name. my mom gave it to me.
>>44412522t. slave
How do I know if I have narcolepsy?
>>44412539i have a name, dickhead, it's Jeffrey, but you can address me as Jeff.
>>44412557slave
if you reject your name in any capacity you're a fakemoder
Do you think I should have a kid if I have autism and narcolepsy? Maybe I should knocking up an autistic woman so we can have mentally disabled children.
my life was better when i was listening to Electric Wizard and eating canned tuna every day
>>44412675i mean. republicans fuck their family members all the time so i don't see what the big deal is.
>>44412675 i mean that sounds kinda dysgenic but so long as you don't have any xy kids the overall outcome is eugenic so go for it babes
>>44412764It doesn’t matter I don’t make any sperm anymore, and I’d kill myself if I had to get off estrogen.
i would've fucked the shit out of andy warhol and he woulda liked it and cast me in one of his shitty movies
You think he was a top or bottom?
>>44412781bottom fo sho just look at him you just know Lou Reed rearranged his guts six ways from Sunday
>qottrarely out in public but if I do they go below my knees. in my home I wear shorter gym shorts on occasion because they're comfy when it's hot. I really dislike looking at my my legs so it's usually pants 90% of the time
Trooning out is my parent’s punishment for not getting me diagnosed for autism. I haven’t told em and I’m 5 months on HRT now.
>>44412776ya but how many stars would you have gotten?
Although my parents never even saying the word “autism” is kinda sus to me, in any form. For all I know they knew and have been gaslighting me single early childhood.
Should I ask them if they know I have autism?
i'm not autistic. you guys just don't have any empathy for me because you don't understand how i feel, you'll never understand how i feel, and you can't let it go. it has to be autism because you can't accept my sex change let alone the reality of how screwed up my upbringing was as a result of your narcissisn inhibitting your ability to get me proper treatment for my health condition. what's worse. you think my unconditional love for you is unfounded because if the shoe was on the other foot you wouldn't love me the same way.
Yeah I’m going to drive to my dad’s house and ask him point blank tonight.
i caint tell if my neighbor is a man or a woman
>>44412928they're not gunna have sex with you anyways so it's moot.
>>44412956that wouldn't factor in whether or not i wanted to have sex with them anyway (i don't (they're a fucking pig and they live in filth))
I had speech therapy and CBT in elementary school. Bro there’s no way they didn’t know. They’ve been gaslighting me this entire time wtf.
>>44412791>short shorts>below the knee
busting out the accent to talk to people cause they'll kill me if they get a whiff of coastal elite on me
there could never be anything wrong with my special little angel so dont bring it up again or im going to get the belt!!
i hate when nonas just talk to themselves for hours on end in the thread
Oh god I remember a school bus taking me for speech therapy during the day when I was 4 before kindergarten. I was the only kid on the bus.WTF
I remember not being able to say Rs correctly, like car.Fuck they even joked about that to me.
>>44413026i am a dog
>>44413026agender fag just shows up and starts posting his diary entries and then eventually gets tired of talking to himself and stops for a while. it's really unfortunate
No but my toilet did overflow lmao
>>44413008I said longer ones in public and like shorter ones in my home. learn 2 read.
>>44413063I have autism, it’s okay bro
>>44413075just admit that you fucked up
i need to call her
>>44413058giwtwm
>>44413118admit you can't read then I'll admit I fucked up. simple as.
im like a chubby a twink with cones
>>44410998literally all I wear desu I'm wearing one right now in fact
my dick hurts i fuck too hard also i hate carnists with all my heart
>>44413186liv agar this
>>44410998is this the guy with yogurt in his dick from back in the daywasn't he married? why is it always married dudes doing this weird shit
I haven't worn shorts in 15 years
>>44413211you're wearing one short??
>>44413075i can read. the qott said “do you wear short shorts?” and you replied with “rarely out in public but if I do they go below my knees.”you’re answering yes, in public to the qott before immediately contradicting yourself and saying your public shorts aren’t short shorts
>>44413282faggot
we are all faggots on this day
>>44413569except me
>>44413254yes, I'm so glad someone else remembers
>>44413569speak for yourself
>>44413894I'll speak for you too actuallyyou are a faggot
>>44413894i am all faggots on this day
>>44413894fag
they’re drugging me with chamomile at work i think
it's just yardleys. i like it more than dove. idk. sue me.
drugged with soap
that snow scene in citizen kane lowkirk looks like ass I'm almost getting cancer just by looking at the asbestos
drugging a smelly moder with soap
don't wash my moder I want her stinky
Home in three days. Don't bathe
bring back smoking indoors
you don't smoke indoors?
god i love smoking indoors
i never got a security deposit back in my life, because i smoke indoors
>>44412994and you have so much still to learn!!!<3
>>44414101based tallowchad
this place is really quite pathetic when you stop and think about it
don't have to think very long to realize that
I hate men so much it's unreal
same!!
y'all niggas sexy in panties
breaking news: the last good person on Earth is being hunted by the CIA as xe hides among peasants somewhere in Asia
im gay
i do hate gays i do hate gays i do hate gays i hate them i hate themso you're a male lesbian? you do find many partners? that are down with that? that's tough
>>44414771that does... that does make tons of sense
you ever see something that makes you understand why people rape
>>44414809what, like structural misogyny?
>>44414809constantly, yes.
same. and yet i am one
>>44414789Really? I feel like it makes no sense
>>44414847I'm so glad you understood immediately
>>44414809yeah: your daughter asleep in her messy room full of dirty clothes stained with period blood covering the floor in a layer so thick you can't see the bottomabout to climb in her bedroom window
>>44414753i am gross in panties
i only engage in unstructured misogyny. there's no schedule. i just rape in my free time
niggas be fake edgy just to impress a thread of crusty white 20yos that smell like wet dog
where the white girls who smell like wet dog at
i'm always standing by a computer looking at yaoi, thinking "this is peak"
white girls are taking red bulbous knots today
thank fuck for that
i smell like a flower usually
an amorphophallus titanum that is!!!
oh my phallus is amorphous alright
is 90 ng/dl T at trough bad?
jeez look at this roided out bitch over here
>>44414809yes, women
>>44415249Nooooooo
>>44414888sup playa
i should walk around town w my whole meat out
>>44415276hey are you trying to come stink up my place or what
>>44415292nah come over and see my basement, you go down the stairs first
being alone is so unfun
I need to bump up my mf dose expeditiously
>>44415238yep. you want to be under 50 (but above 10) at your trough
how do you respond without sounding mad?
>oh! my bad
>>44415575ignore it's not like they're going to kick me out for buying stuff
>>44415575>Fuck off bitch im a consumer reee
Absolutely crunk sippin on hot sake at the shitty nip restaurant
wish I was biting some nips right about now
welcome to shitty nips
welcome to shitty gock may I take your order
>>44416130nice
my gock is small and limp and looks like a yam
well that's just too bad huh
i take it back that was a pretty good nip restarauntand i wanna thank the US government and the American taxpayer for supporting my ongoing seafood and booze addiction.
why are you so corny
im randum
david byrne concert film has a flamboyant bearded man in makeup as one of the dancers and it reminded me that A) iwnbaw iwabam and B) if you have a heavy brow eye makeup is ghastly because it darkens and shades the eyes even more and just makes you look like a fucking monster no wonder people think trannies are all pedos and C) cull all happy people
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!love and waffles,t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
millennial niggas be like epic mudkipz
>>44416301how do i achieve this
my full legal name is Calvin Pissing
why pissing
>>44416481i showed up to the day of the government cognitive test drunk off my ass and couldn't answer simple math questions, and also named like 50 years of US presidents completely out of order on paper i am considered mentally challenged
joker voice why so pissing
i need to leave
dune is so boring >_<
stop fucking reading it then
then how am I gonna understand dune messiah
>>44415575https://voca.ro/1dtLLdnTsw6z
>>44410998I am wearing the short shorts right now in my manmode
superfaggot alert
just gotta call me nan -> gotta call me nan -> call nan -> call yer nan ->
>>44416536did u install a camera in my bathroom
LEGSSS
>>44415575>going to the mall, need anything>could you return this, it didn't fit>go straight to the man's apartment>cashier looks at the clothes then stares at me>>uh, you need to go downstairs>other cashier>stares at the clothes then at me>>these are women pants>I just stared at her for a while>>uh huh, and I would like to return them>then she did this weird face and did the whole thing unwillingly Stupid bitch
Was gonna manmode until I got bullied out of it. Trying to explain that I feel happy over the thought of being a woman even if I dont pass, made me look like a maniac. I might actually just stop the trans thing no matter how hard it is to repress my thoughts, I just wish I could accept myself as a gay guy.
no one should ever manmode
>>44416870don't stop taking your HRT, retard
>>44416870ok
i hate my life my t is too high im wasting time im basically a moid + my most feminine was like at year 1.5
I malefailed the most during my first year or two now it literally never happens and hasn't in like 4 years
same, what causes this
>>44416651women are assholes and really weird about policing gender boundaries in a way men cannot and will never be. i notice when im in conservative countries the women will specifically block me from helping them in the kitchen / ignore me entirely when im back there but the men will let the one or two masc women just hang out with them by the grill or drinking beers at the table. Foids man
manmoder with the legs and the short shorts still got it
>>44416936>>44416922what if E makes you act faggy but when you manmode too long you overcorrect and lose the inherent E femininity that you couldn’t control when you first started having good levels?
>>44416982I really think that's it, I've just re-learned how to keep my composure and stopped looking like a deer in headlights all the time
i've been sad enough for one human lifetime
you should be sadder still for your species is irredeemable
I am a transbian separatist and that is OK
transitioned after 25 award
>>44417126only if youre vegan otherwise youre just a violent rapist monkey with a weird fetish
>>44417169I'm vegan and buddhist and I only buy ethically made products and I recycle and I feed the poor and I go to my local DSA meetings and I ALWAYS vote in local elections
Encountered my first genuine schizophrenic. Some hick followed me halfway home yelling crazy shit cuz I walked past his house. I need a gun
>>44417208you in a red area? I encountered a lot of types like this and them threaten me, follow me, leave mean notes and shitty anti-trans propaganda printed out on my walking routes, etc and it had a lot to do with me finally getting armed
gm moders <3
my herpes has been particularly wet and runny lately
>>44416882were kinda the opposite of our foremothers who had to girlmode for months or years before getting hrt
>>44417246>people know to be transphobic to youcan’t relate, my mode is too perfect
>>44417414RLE is literally torture
>>44417201dsa and elections are gay asf
>>44417459it's definitely to see if they can get you indirectly killed
sometimes having BO just means having a pleasant funk, like a bucket of hooch fermenting in the corner of your kitchen, or a bouquet of flowers that've passed their prime, or cabbage that's gently becoming sauerkraut
>>44417459yeah, i’m very glad i don’t have to do that. this does seem like an ineffective opposite extreme though
>>44417477i never thought about it that way... do you write?
i voted for a perennial no-luck whacko independent candidate in the first round of my local elections because i didn't like anyone else and i thought it would be funny. i did feel bad about voting for a middle aged moid tho
>>44417477please let me sniff your armpits and crotch
>>44417512i always vote for psl in the presidential election, but that’s really easy because the electoral college means my vote doesn’t matter
>>44417468did you miss the part where I'm living a zer0-waste lifestyle I've never taken any life no matter how small and I'm a pro-bono therapist for kids with lupus and I'm escaping the wheel of samsara
LARPing as lisa simpson doesn't make you a better person than others
it’s never lupus
I'm literally like if hugh laurie had a weak chin and tits
>>44417557speaking of lisa, can we go back to talking about simpsons bits?
>>44417246I was just thinking he might have realized I'm trans. One of the things he yelled was "At least I love my family". My chest has grown a lot over the last month and I'm now scared of ever breaking mode.
>>44417575I shitpost in a big bed with my wife
>>44417543ik youre making a joke but being vegan and low waste is super easy and the bare minimum like you dont have to be a literal saint
I shitpost in a medium bed while my wife is trying to crush the air out of my lungs
>>44417572do you defend jk rowling like him?
>>44417595I literally am vegan and almost zero waste and completely carbon neutral too
meat is murder and i'm tired of pretending that it's not
I sleep in a tiny bed under the stairs
harry pottermoder
if only you knew how unbelievably fucking retarded the average nurse is you'd never go to a hospital again
all I know is the last nurse I saw had a fat ass and a nice rack and she looked hot in those crubs
>>44417629I'm about to Murder that ass with my Meat if you don't stop playin'
fuck you my mom's a retired nurse and she's super competent
i try not to look at women’s bodies also im disgusted by them. i pretend im a vulnerable doe however because i get scared they’ll ruin my life or hurt me
>>44417614no but I do act like an aloof arrogant asshole who can't ask for help with his deep emotional pain or turn it off long enough to express genuine human empathy like house, he's my idol
the woman with the fattest ass ive ever seen shot lidocaine down my small penis peehole
personally i LIKE puking and shitting and pissing on myself
I love checking out women in public and gawking at cute lesbian couples because society has given me permission to rape totally
>>44416386also i had a carbonated drink in my water bottle and didn't realise it had pressurised on my walk to the cinema so when i put it down on the drinks holder and opened up the drinking appendage it shot a lemonade cumshot several metres into the air i hate being male so fucking much
>>44417684I'll rape you with my post right now
>>44417695>drinking appendagethis made my day
>>44417695that is so humiliating I'm sorry
>>44417679if you get into sounding you can relive that experience forever
>>44417704i don't know how to describe it because i'm male (read: retarded and dysgenic) but it's the little phallic thing that can be folded down and locked or popped up with the press of a button that you drink from. i pressed the button to flick it open and up it goes. the manmoder has a rapist male water bottle that ejaculates all over the cinema because my life is a cosmic joke
>>44417726stop responding to me
>>44417743
>>44417743No!
>>44417651>crubs
i am a dog
ass looking good in them 'crubs
i dislike the elderly, especially the affluent elderly
i don’t want no crubs
getting addicted to heroin isn't even in the top 5 worst mistakes i've ever made
i’ll crub with you sweetie
so heroin is good and we all need to try it got it
i mean
mmg group overdose
manmoder tripsitter for passoids
passoids are raping me by existing
i feel like you have an overly liberal definition of rape
i feel like you are mocking my suffering
>>44417860You already missed it
>>44417876i’ll tripsit the passoids if they give me some shrooms to do on my own
cause the thing is my dick is literally huge. i was also a chadlite twink. i should have totally slayed poon but i was born in the dating app height requirement women only fuck chad world instead of the 1960s
white girls are saying nigga lately
you don't need chad physical appearance if you got game
nigga being just for blacks was never going to last. too many waves of immigration. too many new whites
moders with no game
>>44417946im also gay and misogynistic and envious of women
i could have married a black and or indian woman like jd vance
mark david chapman is my herofree my nigga
>>44417966that counts against you
does anyone miss andy?
>>44417999yes andynice trips andy
i look like stephen miller
woke up this morning with a lot on my mind
everyone cheers when i leave
Can you guys see my name and face when i post online?
i fucking love spending moneybitch no i don't understand where it comes from idgaf
>>44418066yeah
sup fellers, today was a good daywent by the homosexual bookstore during my lunch hournow i'm laying down, trying to restplease remember to do your best modersyour queen mother loves you all>>44418012<3
I bow to no queen or king
except maybe cracky
TONIGHT IM GONNA PARTY LIKE ITS 1999
I bow to my queen
i’m gonna party like it’s 3012
>>44417929ill be your shroom dealerunfortunately i am an ogre not a passoid
tonight I'm gonna love lain like it's 1999
i don't need a manmoder or a passoidi do shrooms in my room by myself like a man
take ur face off, cousin; i'm a surgery fiend.
>>44418182that’s okay. i just want shrooms. let’s discuss terms and i can give you my address all over 4chan dot org
it feels like i'm bustin' a nut when i upen u up; ur insides are exposed
shawty like the way that i ball out
shawty like the way I got my balls out
The Great White Super-Reich is stepping on my tiny estrogenized balls!
>>44418234no balls fakerpics or it didn't happen
THERAPISTS OF MALICE OPERATIVE MALPRACTICEMEDICATION FOR PERVERSION, SEDATION FOR INSERTIONANATOMICAL MORPHOLOGY, PRACTICE CLINICAL SODOMYTRANSORBITAL LOBOTOMIES, EROTIC SCALPEL NOVELTIESTHERAPISTS OF MALICE, OPERATIVE MALPRACTICEMEDICATION FOR PERVERSION, SEDATION FOR INSERTIONANATOMICAL MORPHOLOGY, PRACTICE CLINICAL SODOMYTHE ROTTEN GYNAECOLOGY WILL KEEP MY PENIS VOMITING
broke my nicotine addiction weeks ago but i kinda feel like getting cancer might start smoking again
>>44418247you tryna see these balls shawty??
>>44418302SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING BALLS NOWWW
got too excited listening to music and now they're putting me away
heard a song once
yeah but i'm real fond of that one song
i never heard music ever
I'm the human embodiment of that unsatisfied moment of anticipation as someone sharply inhales before speaking but you never get to hear what they say
im the human embodiement of “oh i wonder what’s under that rock” and it’s nothing not ants not worms not silver fish or even loam just infertile clay dirt
>>44418406i've never experienced that because my friends love me and like to share their thoughts with me
edge with meinhale inhaleinhale
im pathetic
>>44418421you misunderstand>>44418429CAAAAHMPLAYMOIGAEM
i'm the human embodiment of trashed off my ass i'm like if a guy had WKSi'm like if a guy had something vaguely wrong with every organi'm like if a guy was real tired and didn't feel up to this anymore
im a gay nazi
>>44418432i look like this but balder and fatter and uglier and older which is to say i don't actually look like that
i'm gonna pass away, you bitches want anything?
your body when you get done with it
recognizing a moder by her balls
>>44418486it's all yours brotha
moders don’t even have big dicks
my homeboy mother used to warn me about satanic messages in rock songs and lowkey she was right
mothermoder
>>44418527there are a few
mommy's cock
might fuck around and get 86d tonight
might fuck around and wrap my lips around mommy's cock tonight
>>44418527mine’s alright
eww nigga eww
idk why i trimmed my pubes. no one will see them
i trim for my wife
i know for a fact some o'y'all fakemoders sissy bitches'n'pantied
i trimmed her pubes btw
Shit, have you ever seen your mama's cock? (Yeah!) Have you ever seen a body drop? (Yeah!) Have you even loaded up your Glock?
the raped
>>44418718i am a bit of a fakemoder i can’t lie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ceVpDjYd4k
i call my gf mom
date an age regressor
i am the age regressor
need my gf to call me mommy or I can't cum
My wife is an age regressor and I call her little sister desu
i hate trannies
>>44418838ok, tranny
>>44418838i hate myself and want to die
>>44418527ill hurt you
>>44418838so do half the people on this board
why am i so anxious and scared
>>44418879I'm anxious and crying and worrying myself sick over everything and nothing rn because my hormones act up sometimes
anxious? simply think about drinking pomni's pee and your troubles will melt away
if you're anxious or scared or feeling any negative emotion, just relax
my solution is to simply drink more and tell myself I'm a retard and to stop worryingwhich reminds me, I need another drink
i need to smoke some pot
actually i think i want a cigarette. so now i cant smoke cause smoking takes my life away but i also cant drink cayze if i drink i’ll lose my inhibitions stopping me from smoking and then i’ll smoke and then i’ll smoke another cig and then i’ll be addicted again
i'll be smoking on mom's cock if you need me
stared directly at the sun while lost in thought awardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVUtghCDCA0
penis (female)
goon your clitty for mommy
should i go vegan
I have had to pee every 30-60 minutes all day
go vegan you piece of shit
>>44419038diabetes moment
>>44419038water you peeing so much for
>>44419038get into pissplay
mommy's cock is 100% raw meat so I can never truly be vegan
people who believe in intelligent design are allowed to vote
>>44419038lowk same
