red: you get unlimited free hrt + surgeries + cosmetic treatments of your choice for life BUT you are now married to Jessica Yaniv and have to sleep in the same bed as her every single night and you cannot miss a night or you die Kids are optional. green: you get unlimited free hrt + surgeries + cosmetic treatments of your choice for life BUT you are now married to the irl dude who makes the stonetoss comics and have to sleep in the same bed as him every single night and you cannot miss a night or you die. Kids are optional. in both cases the bed is a DOUBLE king and you get a maid who changes your sheets and pillowcases out twice-weekly
I carry the red button green button to mordor and cast it into the fires of mount doom.
can i kill them and share the bed with the corpse or are they fated to live until i die
>>44411984you can't harm them in either case without dying
>>44411821Ooof, finally one of these that's a real dilemma. Tough but it's gonna be green for me lad.
>>44411821Green. Pebbleyeet is almost certainly a chaser, and I can't imagine he could be any uglier than Jessica Yaniv
im pressing both buttons and killing myself before the first night
>>44411821Green button easily, I wish a cis man would love me.
>>44411821Green literally sounds amazing. He is hot and I like his comics.
>>44411821what happens if the Toss/Yaniv die first?
>>44413481they don't
>>44415368I could fix Toss
>>44415539how?
>>44415547Hit him with the wokification beam
>>44415554He is already fine snoy, you don’t want a woke bf that will troon on you you want chud bf who will bully you. You know that though already.
>>44415627I want a woke bf who will bully me actually
>>44415697sorry, all we have is giga-chud bfs available!
>>44415747I'm slowly getting my woke bf to bully me more actually
>>44415747a cheater like cheatermoder is not getting that
>>44415749What, for wanting to be a sex maid while you have a bf who loves you?
>>44415761Not a cheater stop slandering
redI'm kinky
>>44411821Oh jesus. Probably green and then I ask someone else to kill him? Or is that not allowed either. Am I allowed to try and make him leave, post photos of him sleeping with a tranny and make his life miserable until he chooses to leave on his own? If he chooses to miss a night but I still get in the bed does he die or do neither of us die or do I still die?
>>44417790you cannot kill or harm the person you live with, can't divorce, they are like literally a ghost haunting the dwelling and will not leave and nor can you without dying (well you have to be back in bed for at least 6 hours a night together or you croak)they will never miss a night
>>44417819Okay then stonetoss but I make his life hell for the fun of it. post his nudes and shit. If this is the entire rest of my life and he does not die before me and assuming srs and ffs fixes me so I don't rope maybe I can fix him after a few decades but doubtful
>>44411821Stonetoss guy is a retarded fat chud but a lot of women are married to those so it's probably not that bad. At least he's a talented artist.Does he hate me for being a troon or is it a "chud secretly being a chaser" situation? If he hates me then I'd probably rather get married to the hon and figure out surgeries for her (I'm guessing the free unlimited surgeries is just for me)
>>44417851To be honest you probably could fix him. He's a straight man, you're a beautiful post everything basically cis tranny, you're stuck with each other for the rest of your lives, he'd probably come around
>>44417907>Does he hate me for being a troon or is it a "chud secretly being a chaser" situationboth at the same time
>>44417955Ok so he hates me, but he also likely hates himself if he's sexually attracted to me. Still thinking about sex with the hon is nauseating so idk actually. Probably stonetoss, either both parties do it begrudgingly and there's no real sex involved, he comes around and stops being a chud, or he kills himself without my involvement.
>>44418045basically it has to be rough sex and he has to feel like he is hurting you to be into it
>>44418065Ok well I don't have MEF so I'll take the hon thenprobably lots of takers for that though
>>44411821Either way you end up married to someone ugly but green is the eternal marital rape button
>>44417819So wait, no matter which button I press I can't go on vacation ever again?What happens if the bed breaks or catches on fire or something?
>>44418065Super hot neeed this. Especially if he calls me a tranny faggot and asks me if I regret trooning out yet as he fucks me
>>44419785you can, but only for the daynew bed will be shipped and installed in 12 hours or less
