Pooners really gave up the women's restroom with couches and no piss on the floor just to use the men's room and they can't even use urinals. Are they retarded?
>>44416806dammit if i knew there would be couches i would think it over
>>44416806 i would not want to use a public bathroom couchand women leave their period blood on toilet seats for some fucking reason
retail worker boymoder here! im in an all female workplace as the only (identifying) male so naturally I get to be the one to do the shit nobody wants to do, and that includes cleaning the restrooms.Speaking from experience, 80% of the time the women's bathroom is always filthier on any given morning. It's not even close statistically. This is all anecdotal of course but yeah.
>>44416856What makes it grosser?
>>44416856I've heard it go both ways, persoanlly I was a janitor at a gym for a few years and the men's was always worse. I think it's not as simple as gender differences and there are more factors at play here but idk what they are
>>44416910soooo idk why but they piss ALL OVER the seats and even manage to get piss in areas where I literally cannot logic it out considering that they are sitting down. Period blood has been mentioned and yeah I see a lot of that too and it's always on the underside of the toilet seat and I genuinely don't know how the fuck that happens. They toss toilet paper and seat covers all over the place and one time someone shit in the tampon bin.
>>44416956>shit in the tampon binHow do you even position your anus for this??
>>44416856Maybe it's because where you work you're the only man who uses the restroom
>>44416965I ask myself this in quiet moments alone sometimes>>44416976nah we get a fair number of males using the restroom and I don't even mean to imply it's way better over there it's still a public restroom. We just replaced the men's toilet but that's cuz shoplifters keep trying to flush plastic packaging down it. Women's restroom has way more "incidents" per capita in my experience
>>44417014What kind of retail?
>>44417035grocery
the real question is why the fuck is there a couch in a bathroom in the first place?
>>44417449to lounge while your bestie takes a shit i suppose, you'd probably smoke on it back in the day too
>>44416806When I was in secondary school the girls would smear their period blood on the walls
>>44417516>british women
>>44416806People really think the women's restroom is cleaner. No, there is pee on the floor. At least men have something to aim with, women just hover over the toilet and hope for the best. Not only that, I don't know how, but the period blood gets on the walls sometimes. They stick their pads to the sink and hang up tampons to dry the door nobs. The women's bathrooms are not better.
>>44417537This could be solved with women would just put their asses on the toilet seat.
>>44416806I go to the restroom to piss and leave, why would I need a couch?And female toilets are repulsive. You'd be lucky to find only piss on the floor.
>>44416806I worked in a chain restaurant for 10 years. Ladies bathroom was more nasty on the daily (blood, piss droplets, etc) but the mens room was where you would find truly heinous things. Shitsplosions all over the walls, entire puddles of piss. I once had someone drop a shit so big it was literally the size of a human arm. Completely unflushable, I had to LIFT it out of the bowl and into a trash can. Multiple pounds. I'd post a pic but this thread already feels pseudo off topic
>>44417570That might be true, but I still don't understand why or how the period products end up anywhere besides the designated bin for period products.
>>44417664Antisocial behavior.
>>44417631POST. i once had an old man at my fast food job annihilate a toilet, just liquid shit all over the stall walls, floor, toilet, etc. Thank god I didn't have to clean it.
>>44417765You asked for it...
>>44417784Holy fucking shit. How did a human produce that?!?
>>44417784Hell naw someone brought a horse to shit in the bathroom and no one noticed
>>44417784that large intestine probably suffered permanent damage from this
>>44417784That's 3 months of constipation right there
>>44417805>>44417808The guy who did it was reaaallly fat. He worked nearby and did this a few times. Luckily I only had to clean it once. We confronted him and he stopped using our bathroom.
>>44417784Need a tranny gf who shits like this
>>44417784Imagine the relief tho
>>44417865I'm afraid you were all mistaking a horse for a really fat man because there's just no way, I have so many questions
>>44416806The couch thing is real? Going into the womens as a tranny is too rapey I'd rather get harassed in the mens than be seen in a womens
>>44417537you don't know what you're talking about. when you sit down to pee it all goes in the toilet. if you stand it creates a fine mist that goes everywhere. you can literally feel it on your legs, it's disgusting. standing to pee is barbaric
>>44416806You've obviously never had to clean the restrooms as a minimum wagecuck before. The women's bathrooms are fucking disgusting, worse than the mens.
If i had couches in my bathroom i would have never pooned out…
>>44419757>when you sit down to peeThat's the problem women don't do that. Women refuse to sit down on public toilets because they think it's going to give them hepatitis or something. So they instead either spread out toilet paper on the seat to prevent their precious skin from touching the toilet directly or they do like a half squat and awkwardly hover over the toilet. Worst case scenario they do both and then afterwards they don't manage to throw the toilet paper into the toilet and it instead ends up all over the floor and when they stand up their pee dribbles a little and it also ends up all over the floor.
>>44419963Do women ever shit in public restrooms? I feel like the posture they pee in must make it a lot harder to not shit if they have to as well.
>>44420056Some do, but I have met women who said they never shit in public because they don't want to make contact with the seat. If they do shit in public, they probably do the toilet paper thing. If you've seen it someone else in this thread mentioned how someone shit in the tampon bin, if I had to guess I would say that that happened because the woman in question was too paranoid to make contact with the seat so in an act of desperation she took a shit in the tampon bin because she thought it would be cleaner.
>>44420154Foid logic
>>44420154New passing test: would you shit in a tampon bin?
>>44420154I can really picture it, just her hovering her ass over the bin, not making contact with anything. The most ironic part is that since most women avoid the seat like plague, it is probably clean anyway, and they're doing all these theatrics for literally nothing.
>>44420274and the most fucked up part is I literally meticulously clean this FUCKING bathroom every single day that shot is spotless and disinfected before we open and I get repayed with some fucking hog spraying her ass ham all over/inside the tampon bin, which means I have to glove up and trash it, something I wish I got payed way more to have to deal with. harrowing stuff
>>44420274If everyone just sat down, there'd be no pee on the seat.
>>44420298It is actually criminal how little people get paid for this kind of work
>>44420318You WILL be cucked for boomers and private equity, now clean the shit wageslave
>>44420318not even gonna lie no amount of pay could make it any less humiliating/degrading to do but fuck I'd settle for a raise at least
>>44420335I remember malefailing when i worked retail and women would complain that a toilet was clogged, felt so good to dump that on a female coworker lmfao. Sprry to her tho.
>>44420346happy for you?
