Dear boomer sissies and ancient millennial fags: stop spamming this word in every sentence when you're trying to catfish and pass as 25yo. it doesn't work, everyone immediately knows you got gray hair, gray pubes, and you need diapers.sincerely, the rest of the world.
>>44424719oh, honey
>>44424719>>44424727ooooohh honey!ooooowwh honey!oooohh hon
Zoomers are about to hit 30 and it's going to be pretty funny
>>44424719no one says this
>>44424719White trannies do this and no one else does because we are the only race of people who actually have sex dimorphism. Other races hate us for this, and transgenderism is nothing but a mass humiliation ritual crossed with a service for them after they poisoned the planet and made their own populations sick. Autogynephilia was literally invented to brainwash white men and make this shit happen, it makes me sick.White people are literally the only race who cannot pass effectively. Other races literally have sex-fluidity. Everyone understands this on a subconscious level, but you're not supposed to name it. This is hell.
>>44424719youre not exactly not selling this to me, darl
>>44424887Israeli Wigger Jesse glownigger bot, What the fuck are you hallucinating about
>>44424719I only use it when I'm trying to be condescending because it pisses you youngshits off.
>>44424719Sorry pumpkin, I just can't stop myself!
I don't think I've ever used that word, it is not even cool nor cute, I'd start using it to spite on you but it's kinda lame desu
>>44424719My Tears have stained this Letter, dear Inamorata.
>>44424719WAHAHA!
>>44424719>DiapersCute
>>44424719Darling. I do; by merit of my nature, use antiquated terms as a method to deter the ignorance of my youthful peers. I find it to be quite the elevating experience in all honesty. >>44424754Time shall come for us all I suppose. Verily, let not the nature of age deter one's spirit! Even those of decrepit appearance can still bathe themselves foolishness and dress themselves as a source of keen wisdom.>>44426435What a peculiar vernacular!I'm afraid my own jargon may seem similarly foreign to those of this board.>>44427058Quite the perfect use I say. Nothing warms the soul quite like unrequited rage.
>>44424719Forsooth! T is true, the tales yond op tells art all c'rrect!
>>44424719I say darling because I'm an ahe 22 year old cis woman. I'm just imitating fags.
>>44424719Wilt thou fare wel, thou owner of this faire post!Mayhap in thy hast thou foryeten that Englissh is a langage of grete extent.I shal regale the comentis of this post in my owne manere, thou wrecche wench.>>44429971Thy tongue is rude, yet serveth well in its intent.>>44430010To imite is to take on the guise of that forme, peradventure thou wolt be as they be.
>>44429942i love you
>>44424887How did you decide this?
>>44424719I am 31 and have never once called somebody "darling."Babe? Sweetheart? Sure, you got me, but darling feels so antique
>>44430561I'm guessing from the insane spam campaign it's this guy's autistic special interest
whenever i read the word darling i imagine the most obnoxious performative flamer ever behind the screen. just stop
>>44429942muah
>>44424719>gray pubeswait do pubes go gray!?
>>44424887faceblind autist
>>44424719I’ve only ever called people darlin when I was in relationships w them, it’s too intimate to use randomly
>>44432916oh my darling oh my darling
>>44424719Ok but you have to agree to stop calling me "daddy' when I'm trying to bully you. It's fucking cringe and played out and there's no point trying to dom someone if they've already done all the work for you.
>>44434100In any instance that you could say “daddy”, “sir” is way hotter and way more fitting
>>44424719I think it’s pronounced “dah’-lin” but antiquated words like this are so passé, >>44429971>forsootheThe fuck did you just say?Maybe I’m like low class but who the fuck actually talks like this ever?
true but if whoever i'm dating doesn't call me sweetheart sometimes it's a no-go
>>44434248I like "mister", personally.
>>44433705Be mine, darling
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