>Running initial safety check for experiment #1021>Clean room air pressure check, air pressure normal *ding*>Vacuum air seal integrity 100% *ding*>Disinfectant spray is ready *ding*>Emergency burn system is ready*ding*All safety checks are complete sir.Begin experiment E-1021, you are clear to begin mixing.
>>44425896Adding 1ml of chemical E, estrogen, to the Monster Energy. And mixing fluids.
>>44425935There appears to be a reaction, sir! you need to come over and see this!
>>44425965It's reacting with the supplements and caffeine molecules!
>>44425976MY GOD! I've... I've never seen anything like it, it's turned the drink white...
>>44425991>Begining trial 5, please drink the Monster."When do I get to play the new Call of Duty I'm bored.">yes yes you can play all the games you want just after you try this new flavour of energy drink."what is that flavour, it's like, if a grapefruit farted into a mons-..." *pop*
>>44426122Holy shit... subject has appeared to have changed gender instantly. This is incredible, but it will never work in the real world. We need to lower the estrogen ratio to make the transition more subtle, we can't have people figuring out our true agenda.
