Shitdick Edition>QOTTHave you ever had shitdick incident?PREVIOUS>>44425872
I love Cock
>>44429465qott: yea
>>44429477Faggoty fag fag
BBC <3
Loth I need you to upload that video so bad
>>44429465>Have you ever had shitdick incident?Of course, I've also had cum farted back on me, pink eye, oral chlamydia, and ate period blood. Sex isn't like porn.
>>44429502Chaser btw
>>44429465on a dildo once if that counts
>>44429502https://youtube.com/shorts/eCDmkBZA-uM
>Have you ever had shitdick incident?no
>>44429506And use bronya's voice -over while you flex and pose as the audio plays on, I think it will help get the point acrossYou can showoff and also get cred for collaborating with a doll on it
Gf who bites and scratches me hard enough to draw blood while I rail her
>>44429523Hey babe, you look really cute tonight, love the makeup
What the fuck do you all mean by doll
>>44429531i dont claim that
I never put my wiener in a buttholeHoping to change this
Only the sissiest of pussies for my dick
>>44429539Learn your herstory, sweaty
>>44429544You won't go back. It even pushes you out, like it's telling you you shouldn't be there.
do I really deserve all the hate I get? still? what have I done to deserve all this wrath?
>>44429539Trans women are dolls, Toys that are to be used and thrown away once they are broken. Dolls are all plastic, always begging to be played with.
>>44429568Nobody cares about you lil bro, you're washed, maiq is the chaser king
>>44429538thank you so much
goodnight i love you
>>44429572Dolls are meant to be dressed down, polished and clean, with any hair selection they desire.
>>44429581goodnight.
>>44429572I wish this wasn't true, I had the notion that I would sincerely marry a trans girl one day but I think that it's just not practical to do this.I feel like she'd be too unstable to hold a real romantic connection. I can't deal with the legit crazy
>>44429568Hello Fred. Obsessing over anything today? Check the stove! Don't forget to breathe manually either.
>>44429576is it because he talked to a girl and then ghosted her?I'm assuming maiq is "misteramerican"? that guy is fucking amazing, he was always chill with me
>>44429587FFF, Flirt, Fuck, Forget
>>44429597TSAR TRVKA
>>44429592I'm actually more of a lock checking kind of guy
>>44429597CCC café cigarette et caca
>>44429594Maiq talks to all the trannies from here and also mtfg, he has the biggest tranny nude folder in existence
>>44429597you forgot cuddle kiss and marry
>>44429597idk man, when you get as old as me, you kinda realize time is running out. sure if I was in my 20's; sounds like a fun time but I've always been a date --> to marry kind of guy.all the women here seem to have a hivemind though, once one of them thinks a chaser is a bad guy, the whole lot hate that guy as well...LOL maybe the girls here are REAL women XD>>44429617what a chad, isnt he a lawyer too? I've always liked collecting things but collecting pics of estronized men seems like it might stretch
ManipulateImpregnateEvacuateThy name is chaser
I miss you and my hands hurt
hugfugsnug(le)me pls
>>44429627Hey twink flag. What’s your barber’s name
My favorite part of sex is when the tranny goes home after I cum
choid who doesnt leave
>>44429465>Have you ever had shitdick incident?yeah its happened a few times, its not a big deal just go for a shower and don't be cringe to them
so anons, I'm practicing some pickup lines, tell me if this sounds goodhttps://voca.ro/1adLQpBI2Gq9
>>44429641what happened are you okay?
Tranner who doesn't leave
Whole script done for now.[1/2]THIS IS TO ALL THE DOLLS, LISTEN UP. THIS VIDEO IS FOR YOU. TRANS WOMEN, I LOVE YOU.Yes you, with that HD cap on, that hello kitty obsession, with that blahaj on your bed and the Rupaul playing on your TV. I love those 2 to 4 hour get ready with me afternoons, those booty booby pads and Ariane Grande perfume collections. That dumbass anime you watch when you're home alone eating Ice Cream in your natural hair. Those heels you wear just to be taller than me at the gallery. I love how you make everyday Valentine's Day. Everyday with a trans woman is Valentine's Day. It is no secret that I love trans women. I’ve been living in a doll world since I was 18. At 26, the love ain't ever stopped. It’s an addiction that won't quit. I’ve tried and I always crawl back to the dolls. There's so many larpers and DL’s out there. But that ain't me baby. I’ve been in it all. From sneaking you out to the fairgrounds at 18, to having trans drag queens threatening to slash my car tires, to driving around with a car full of Hispanic dolls and getting pulled over by the police, to having plans to marry and have children with a trans woman. Through good and bad there was never a dull moment when you live in a dolls world.I’ve been requested to make this video ever since I started telling stories. Just hang with me, I won't be weird about this.
>>44429647brandon or something. cool guy
Tranny who understands boundaries and isn't severely clingy
[2/3]I won't ask you HOW BIG IS IT? WHATS YOUR REAL NAME? IS THAT YOUR REAL HAIR? CAN YOU DO A DEEP VOICE? I know these questions are annoying, they're rookie shit, and I get a million questions just being with you. And you've always been a woman to me, the way you look right now? You came out of the womb just like that. To many people, they might hate, to few they might be scared, but to me you're something special. I don't know what it is, but it ain't what you think. I don't care what's between the legs, I like coming home through the back door. And I see the effort you put in, and the natural beauty you lay in. You should know to me you aren't meant to be hidden and you ain't some experiment.I love your hair, that pretty voice, them shoulders, that chest and your wonderful personality. Every trans woman always autistic on something. They have so much to teach me, so much to sperg about. Talented in sowing, stitching my clothes, cooking good food, dressing up on them eye brows and making me judge outfits on Ru’s runway. Even when you annoy me with all that Melanie Martinez, Gaga and Lana. I still love it. I felt like Ken when you packed my car full of your friends. You even asked me if I felt like a pimp. I don't mind sending pictures of my feet if it meant you could get off and go to sleep.I was always there for you, when you got too high and needed a ride, when that DL thought he was Drake and you wanted something real, when you used nair and I burnt my ass and leg hair off on accident from the leftovers, when you wanted to smash and didn't want to prep, when you got SRS and needed an opinion, when you needed a pool boy to swim with you in the bathroom at PLAY, when you laid edges and wanted to know if they were done right, when you were stuck on Broadway and were beefing with the other dolls. I was telling you I wouldn't come but I did.
Im not on my pc right now just pretend I posted the Big Black COCK audio
being nice to chasers once i make sure nobody is watching
choid who understands relationships and wants to see me more than once a week
>>44429683[3/3]
>>44429539Gay man slang basically an identifier that they are gay not trans/straight. It means a non masculine gay man
>>44429691i tried but you ghosted me
>>44429694this is my favourite part
Tranny that understands that I have a social life outside of the relationship
>>44429694[3/3]Ayo remember the times I got you out of being fired? or having your dead name at the clock in? Or when they gave you a hard time about the bathroom? We shitted on them then.Am I chaser? I’ve been told it's both good or bad. I'm open about my love for trans women. My family, friends, boss, and the entire city knows me, I'm not ashamed of anything. Just know I’ll always have a place in my heart for you. Even when you just got out of a date with McDonald's and the car, or when your family won't respect the pronouns. You are always special.
Best part of sex is taking a fat poopoo in her toilet after and clogging it before pulling Irish goodbye
>>44429669>>44429683is this what autism looks like?
>>44429686<3(Wait my friend is looking, quick call me a slur)
>>44429705so you keep insisting
>>44429708Lmao this shits hilarious. I can already imagine the love and hate I'll get from all the dolls I know.
Tranny gf that likes naruto
Unsolicited ass in cheeky panties pic received12/10 day automatically
>>44429713panicking and saying something comically racist i learned from autumn
>>44429719>what are coworkers>what are childhood friends>what are online gaming friends
>>44429679:^)
>>44429723I really hope a popular twitter girl roasts you in twitter for it it'd be hilarious Also you should make a deep dive on /cg/ video
>>44429725and now I show off my narutodle
I did the coinflip trick regarding killing myself and was happy it landed on yes. Gotta be done now right
>>44429729Lmao
>>44429731lmfaoits really like this though like its insane. please dont give it all that unless you actually have it like that i am not a nice person
eyeball in 1
Does discordia have autism
>>44429706I think you should make the video but off-script just rambling so it feels more genuineMake notes for the topics you wanna hit as you do it at most
>>44429740Lmao for sure. Dolls look the cutest when they're mad at you.
>Jamie, pull up that chasergen thing on 4chan
>>44429753She has audhd
Shame on a neighbor who tries to run game on a neighbor
>>44429748I get having friends and a job is foreign to trannies.>I am not a nice personYou're a repulsive """"""""person""""""""""
>>44429753We're not talking about discordia
>>44429753it's fairly obvious lol nicholson is extremely abrasive, low IQ and narcissistic to a crazy degree
>>44429780oh my god. oh my god im so sorry. i didn't realise you were actually seriously posting about how you have never made a single real friendship as an adult
chaser projection is honestly really funny
>>4442978930+ year old man btw
>>44429749I didn't get the quote in one i should be killed and have my corpse defiled
>>44429796What does this mean?
>>44429783is narcissism even correlated with autism?
>>44429798looks good for 30
>>44429804I genuinely think its a personality thing
hes a bird! hes got a beak!!
>I wish I had a trans gfDo you though
Ayo Chasergen did I miss anything in the script? Am I cooking in the studio?
>>44429825Pichu deadlockmaxxing….
>>44429804personality disorders and autism are linked yes
EUNUCH GIRL FROM TORONTO
Is Kaori still alive? I wanna smack that little chinknigger ass
>>44429749I should just be drawn and quarterd
>>44429859Indian*
I'm gonna use Bronyas vocaroos in the after credits.
>>44429859what happens when you get a papercut
>>44429875i want residuals
I'm new to league literally what other location could they br from???
>>44429465Yes.
>>44429837how could you tell? genuinely
>>44429898yo theres literally no other FUCKING LOCATIONS
>>44429898Targon
>>44429859Eris now bro, she's posting here rn
>>44429914this was just horribly unlucky
>>44429898Yea I tried Panthon and it wasn't Targon so I guessed Ekko because of Zaun.
Please stop with the autism boxes, ladies
>>44429859EY it's the crazy Slavic dude, what's up bro
>>44429909You’re the only lass I know who’s passionate about deadlock
it isatrocious here tonightgoodnight
>>44429980goodnight!
>>44429980ni ni
>>44429980GoonnightI'm gonna hang around a bit and get high and beat off to ass pics
>>44429980Goony
>>44429980Goodnight tankie with the cute voice
Do you guys think getting 1488 tattooed on my fingers would be a good conversation starter with girls?
>>44430022yeah
THE BOYS A LIAR THE BOYS A LIAR HE DOESNT SEE HER YOUR NOT THINKING OF ME BOY
>>44430048Fuuuark, miss this dude man
Someone do something fun
if we all just had 0 inhibition and were evil we could create so much fun drama here
>>44429880>what happens when you get a papercutNothing much, the cat accidentally scratched me but my blood stops fast. I'm Wolverine n shiet, call me Logan>>44429916>ErisIs that Kaori's new name or what?>>44429943Sup pidor, нy чe тyт y вac пpидypки
>>44430060*Fills my diaper*Ooooooohhh no baby made a mess please clean me up :skull:
>>44430099Uh oh stinky!!!!!
>>44429534hi…where r u located
choid who would never ever call me a tranny even if he was rly mad at me
gay sex here
>>44430091Yeah Eris is her new name
bf who pins me down when i get angry and doesn't let go until i'm calm
>>44430126Knower>>44430123I'd only call her a tranny during sex because she's a weird little freak
>>44430091>the cat accidentally scratched me but my blood stops fastHere's the blood, enjoy>>44430126>Yeah Eris is her new nameIf she cut her dick off I don't want her anymore. A tranny with no dick is like an angel without wings, it doesn't work.
>>44430126What kinda gay sex
Healed fast after the cat swipe. I was playing with the cat, holding a string, cat going crazy, jumping around, didn't even notice I got cut. I was like nigga why am I bleeding the fuck
>>44430165how is your arm so veiny?
>>44430163the homosexual kind. with lots of kissing too
eating cookie
Got high and stayed up til 5am award
Shy former boys who transitioned and are now cute girls with little bulges
Shy former boys who transitioned and are now hot girls with big bulges.
>>44430111Down under, where you at?
Making the world's first First Person Trooner. Working on the England level right now. https://files.catbox.moe/z3kvuz.mp4The "boymoder or Brazillian" paradigm is not going to work. Going to need to 3D model some british tranners. Anyone feeling sexy want to drop a "I feel so good in latex" in vocaroo. or something similar?
>>44430186What if you were on your knees sucking my dick then your dad called you? would you pick up and keep sucking dick?
>>44430171>how is your arm so veiny?That's a common question, I'll be honest and tell you, that my vascularity started showing up, after I started raping and killing trannies. Some people might say that vascularity depends on other factors, but I wasn't veiny until I smashed my first troon. She looked female enough so I was like, yeah I'll hit it and leave. But I got worried she(male) will tell on me, so I snapped her neck real quick. And boom, later on, I noticed I'm more vascular
>>44430209Is that wulfim? Lmao
>>44430198it's not little
I want to hump a guys leg until I cum but nobody even wants to let me do that :c only ugly ones
>>44430232Presses X to doubt
>>44430238Maybe you're the ugly one then
>>44430218how would i talk with a dick in my mouth?
>>44430238Lol brutal
Shrunken trans boner desperately humping against hairy muscley man quads
>>44430244>how would i talk with a dick in my mouth?He's a chode like two inches, you could tell dad that you're chewing a bagel or something
>>44430209making history with this anon
>>44430243I’m not I’m just old and a tranny :c people say that im really pretty but nobody wants a 30 year old troon. Anybody actually hot could just fuck the younger trannies so I end up sad and alone and manless
>>44430252I'm the only one with developed quads here and i won't let you hump my leg
>>44430244You keep the dick in your mouth until you talk, you pull out only to talk back to your dad so he doesn't suspect anything then you keep licking and sucking it and if he asks what's that noise you just say you're eating a lollipop
it's not bottom behavior to suck her off if she does not fuck you
I have developed quads I'm just built like the short swim trunks dad bod beard guy so they're not very well defined I'd let her hump
>>44430274Agreed.
>>44430269Hey bro mine are pretty decent, squatted 150kg ATG for a new +5kg PB the other day. Tbh I'd let a cute girl hump my leg
I have so many diabolical stories. I'm geeking every night.
>>44430275>so they're not very well definedTrannies like muscle definition, regular faggots do too, don't let em lie to you
>>44430285Sure and they also like strongfat guys>t. Strongfat and they like me
Once I get paid tomorrow I'm buying FL Studio producer.
>>44430282Who cares how much you squatted, it's about how it looks
hey bronya my latex resume is yielding results for big choid jobs
>>44430293GET IT!!!!!!!!i hope your hunt is fruitful in the extreme
>>44430290Trannies like men in general that's why they're so great.
Young ass chaser life long dreams.
>>44430285what level of homosocial is it to openly be like "dont listen to bitches dude i know what they really want"you're being weird dude
>>44430292Secondary for me, I like being stronk with the added benefit of looking good
>>44430272is it really a 2 inch chode tho
just had my family measure my height and im 5'2 so uh... that kinda ruins my whole flow yknow the whole "i wish I was short" thingahh who am I kidding you can always ask for more. I wish I was 4'11
>>44430317What? Of course not the fuck kinda question is that? You think i got a baby dick? It's 3.5 inches, and it shrinks a lil if it's cold but it's not 2 inches
It doesn't matter how you look to women or how you are to women. All that matters is how you make them feel.
>>44430324but also fuck me man mexicans are short af literally all the women in my family from the last generation are at or below 5' tall. it shoulda been me
2 inch length6 inch girth
>>44430326damn that's massive. mine is almost that big
>>44430337Ha get cock mogged loser, how big is yours
>>44430335Thats a lil fat salami
>>44430313>"dont listen to bitches dude i know what they really want"What bitches, the fake ones or the ones with wombs? Because the ones with wombs drool when they see a vascular man, and the fake ones who don't have wombs also prefer solid looking men. I'm just telling bro the truth, the meme "strong fat" look doesn't work on bitches, unless you're rich. Bitches love abs and veins and all that>>44430316>Secondary for me, I like being stronkStronk for what, does it make money, or will you snatch a gun outta someone's hand? What's the point of strong, if you never use it.
>>44430356You're shredded, whats your routine?
>>44430192Wanna eat my cookie?
>>44430335They call her Albacore
>>44430329>All that matters is how you make them feel.And when you look athletic, you make women interested, they'll start building attraction, without you working for it. Other dudes will get in line to talk to her, and she's gonna try it with the athletic dude first
>>44430356why do guys do that with their penis that can not be comfortable why are you fucking the front fabric bro fold your penis so it follows the curvature of the shorts downwards to its more seamless and not like you have a stick for a dick
dawgy mogs
>>44430356Dude good body but you gotta check the ego it's making you retardedYou're not wrong about how much women like that body type but you're very wrong about how far you push it
>>44430371It's a numbers game anon. Of course he will. But if he doesn't make her feel and you do. You can win.
>>44430363>whats your routine?No special routine, regular hypertrophy lifting. But I used intermittent fasting to lose the fat under my skin.Listen to these dudes if you wanna know how to do it:1 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyrY64DoHeE2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQu0_MWvbMc
>>44430371This is true. Women are not as complex or difficult as men think they are. If you're fit and women find you attractive, you don't have to try. Women will approach you or try to be in your space until you approach them.
>>44430274
>>44430347like 3 inches hard, and 2 inches when soft desu
>>44430356>Stronk for what, does it make money, or will you snatch a gun outta someone's hand? What's the point of strong, if you never use it.For me dude, it feels good and hitting PBs is a worthy goal that gives you a sense of achievement to what you're doing. Also I do use it all the time. As for snatching a gun or defending myself lifting is gonna do very little for that, but if we're talking self defence, I trained Muay Thai and BJJ all through my teens and early 20s, so I think I'll be alright. Anyway, sickening fizeek brah, even if I don't get your mindset, still mirin
>>44430356you look 5'2" lol
Lady gaga is literally so mother I can't believe it, living hard in my 20% gay side right now
>>44430380im asking whats your current routine.
>>44430376>You're not wrong about how much women like that body type but you're very wrong about how far you push itPush what? I don't even care about women, I wanna fuck trannies in the butt
>>44430388he looks like one of your relatives from oahacaca
>>44430384This the girl saying she's not small?
my dick stung cuz I got a bit of soap in the pee holecall me the anti-Loth
>>44430394i'm a guy
>>44430396prove it
>>44430392Push the idea that they don't know what they want and other body types aren't extremely hot to themIt's a take very absent of understanding of other selvesClassically known as autism
>>44430393all my relatives are from Hispania
>>44430396All you do here is lie and occasionally tell the truth about how you have a small penis
are you "daddysonlyboy" or team "imnotgay"
>>44430399Do you ever feel out of place with so many short dudes down there? Like you want to colonize them and make them clean your chamber pots?
>>44430384That's a clitty not a dick
>>44430402i would never lie on the internet. that's illegal i think
I HAD TO HIT IT FROM THE BACK AND DIP UP OUT ITI DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT THERES SOMETHIN BOUT HERWHEN SHE AROUND SHE DO SOME TO ME I CANT DOUBT ITI DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT ITS ABOUT HERSHAWTY GOT ME FUCKED UP BLOWING O'S NO AUDI HER EX FUCKED UP BUT I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HIMBUT I DO WHATEVER WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO SHAWTYTHAT P.I IN SOUTH NASHVILLE BE ASKING QUESTIONS I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT IT
>>44430405I already do that, I basically gotta teach a lot of these people how to do basic tasks and supervise the fuck out of them. The conquista was a mistake
>>44430398>Push the idea that they don't know what they want and other body types aren't extremely hot to themNever said women don't know what they want, can you show me when I said that? I did say other bodies are not hot to them, and that's the truth. Most of the time the athletic looking man will win, others get in line, she will agree to talk to the athletic guy first.>>44430388I'm 181cм>>44430390i don't have a gym bro routine, I do hex bar deadlifts, bench press and pull ups. I really don't do anything else, never had to. It's very easy for me to put on muscle
>>44430403I'm a "Iwannafucktrannyass" type of straight dude
>>44430418i feel that so much being where i am. and yet indians are even dumber. tank god you didn't live here to see the jeetening of america
>>44430411Can i see your nudes?
>>44430420Natty or No? Both are good just checking.
>>44430292faggot behavior, clavicular wannabe
>>44430424>I'm a ... straight dudelol. lmao
>>44430420>other bodies are not hot to them, and that's the truthThis begets the first sentenceNot worth any more replies you're tren-brained out
>>44430413why are you talking like a cringe niggerirish blood really is something
https://voca.ro/1kD1QGploshi
>>44430442Dude is a giga cuck
Gay homosexual faggot sex with polish tranny. Agp is so 2024.
>>44430444One of the few dudes here who actually fucksAnyone else besides nils and steve? Unlikely
>>44430356what is your sexuality?
>>44430425it won't be long until jeets realize that mexico is a good up and coming option rn, for now it's mostly dealing with literal braindead sudacas who don't know left from right
>>44430438Yea, it's not gay to fuck a feminine dude, because I'm straight
>>44430443It's because of McDonald's greediness, because they made the big mac patties as thin as humanly possible, if they made the big mac with quarter pounder patties it would go back into relevancy again
>>44430443YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA SLEEP
>>44430452accept yourself as a gay man and find peace
>>44430448>what is your sexuality?I like women with big boobs and vagene, but I also like women who might have dick. In both scenarios I want their ass, so I think I'm straight
>>44430447You can still be a cuck even if you have sex buddy
>>44430449We should have stayed in Evropa. Ts pmo
>>44430446AGP is so 2020, AAP straight sex is in
>>44430460>accept yourself as a gay man and find peaceI don't like men tho, I like feminine weirdos who behave like women and aren't muscular
>>44430457https://voca.ro/1gwcvkwfqFJV>>44430458https://voca.ro/1gaAlVhOAMs6
>>44430465Bronya would agree with this if she didn't die in that train explosion to Busan
>>44430468are you or are you not attracted to penises, male skeletons, and xy genetics?
>>44430474what the fuck would i be doing in Busan. i think if you are using any form of blanchardismé you should be shot
>>44430471I bet you stink really good
If simping for dolls makes me a cuck then I guess I'm #1. I can't be nonchalant with beautiful trans women.
hello guys
>>44430487https://voca.ro/1a4mECsUztVB
>>44430482>are you or are you not attracted to penises, male skeletons, and xy genetics?I'm not attracted to skeletons or papers with genetics reports. And I like girly jiggly butts, even if a penis is attached. Nice try tho
Bonjour.
my penis is not attached to my butt
what does eating the poopoo make him?
>>44430486Hussy tussies never give a shit about Blanchard or his typologies. Funny how it's the fake trannies with cp on their computers that get huffy over blanchy
>>44430501mine is attached to your butt
>>44430496I don't believe a word you said, you're a woman, women lie, you're a stinky lil neet and i bet your feet smell like sharp cheddar
>>44430486Acting like you don't wanna both be in jockstraps with unshaved legs stand-fucking while flexing in front of a mirror
>>44430471If you want my forgiveness, give me the pantless bed pic OR join the New California Republic :^)
I don't really get why girls here spend so much time trying to say anyone attracted to them is gay, for me to be attracted to you you'd have to pass which I feel automatically makes it not gay. Simples
>>44430510im getting the scalpel>>44430505lateral violence is a cope for people with so little power in their own lives they can't even punch down. they should be pitied>>44430517honestly im good. sorry! i dont have time for sex i have to study chinese
>>44430494HelloHow's his hole doing>>44430501Yeah but it's attached to the prostate which is right by the buttCurious
>>44430498then date cis women instead of trans women. go be a normal straight man. if you continue to chase then it's clearly penis attraction or male skeleton attraction.
>>44430525i dont have that it fell out
>>44430512>deleted within 5 posts laterHi janny why are you such a stinker
>>44430525shredded & bleeding
hook line and stinker
>>44430520Trans women fear being seen and treated as women as for so long the entire world would just see them as perverted degenerate men. Show Patience with them.
>>44430533Let's all pray for nils' recovery, we love him, please give him a break from your Alaskan punisher
>>44430514https://voca.ro/1nZHpNkSObYd>>44430518https://voca.ro/1kusaG5ktN1T
>>44430536I named a jam song this like 15 years ago
>>44430527>then date cis women instead of trans women. go be a normal straight man.I can have both, I don't give a flying fuck about skeletons
>>44430520>He cares about women's opinion.
>>44430538no punishment all pleasure. nod
>>44430544The more you talk the more red flags you revealOh well doesn't hurt hookups
>>44430535>I'd rapedisgusting violent maleyou should be castrated for public safety>>44430542then you're bisexual and not straight.
>wake up>wanna die>mope all day>wanna die moreThis is a laugh
I love thread romances it's so beautiful
okay goodnight pichu go take a lap everyone else great work
>>44430540
Oi oi oi, chotto matte yoI'm 85 lbs, and 5'2??? Kamisama.... arigatouYou must be smiling down at me today
>>44430553>then you're bisexualNo, I don't like manly men, I like girly females, who may or may not have dicks
>>44430558Pichu is cool she's a good womanThanks for thanking my good workGoonnight don't let the bara husbands bite
>>44430548I'll be quiet.https://files.catbox.moe/slflfx.jpg
>>44430533Why is Nils taking it from the back?
I like pichu even though she hates me for loving trans women>>44430566He's cultured
>>44430558goodnight bronya i don't understand the structure of your post but goodnight bronya
Yoids having to bald to transition is brutal
>>44430568i don't hate you, i just want chasers to be proud and open about being gay men. and i want them to consider just dating cis men instead of trans women. instead of just trans women
Guys is twink flag banned
>>44430462ok, because no offense intended those red panties really make you seem like a gay man and gaygen is two doors down.
>>44430581no
>skeleton this>chromosome that>wiener thisIf it looks female enough, I'll stick it in. You can watch and write a paragraph calling me gay
>bans the hottest girl itt>tries to ban every man who complimented herGee i wonder why ppl hate agps and transbians
>>44430580You pretend to like me because I'm openly bi but my attraction to trans women is entirely on the straight sideI just never had to get over the genitals thing like most straight dudes do since it's such a curveball from then. Doesn't mean I like them in a gay wayA straight dude who can get over that isn't suddenly also bi or gay
>>44430587chasers will be watching the oceans boil and seething about how fucking transbians did this to them
>>44430580self hating chud
>>44430580Men do nothing for me though? Im attracted to cis women and passing trans women
>>44430590>a curveball from thenA curveball for them*
>>44430569i love you and I hate when you are affected by cels cherish your divine energy. and don't stay up too late or I'll worry>>44430563i wish they would. no I don't really. but I wish I wished they would
>>44430592Be nice to pichu her family fucked her up hard
Im a gay chaser AMA
>>44430585I love you
Pichu would you marry me?
>>44430597Are you med-less still? Why is your libido nuked
>>44430586attraction is a function of genitals, skeleton and chromosomes. im sorry this is difficult for you to accept but it's how it is. you can select one or the other for each category>>44430590i wonder who this is. i have two guesses but i guess i also don't want to start listing names>>44430605im not sure if i would marry anybody, id probably get sick of my husband after 18 months together
>>44430559goodnight for realsies now
Taco Bell is coming to my doorNothing can go wrong, I'm at peace
>>44430601When the lycanthropic rats emerge from their warren will you have your silver weapon ready or will you be caught lacking and fail to do your duty to defend our home?
>>44430611Goodnight
>>44430611Gn stinky neet
>>44430609We're (online) friends, I just don't like when you start saying all these things that are rooted in an inability to love yourself
>>44430599ehhhh
>>44430603
>>44430609I'll never get sick you though.
>>44430607im spending more and more time meditating i am free from desire. in the sense that i don't really want anything anymore which doesn't sound so much like enlightenment more like depression. but it could be enlightenment! my hormones are also fucked cause I'm at the end of a vial I'm waiting on the reup. i wonder who I should offer incense to to get it to clear customs. Andy Burnham I guess
>>44430615I am prepared, I have a silver chainmail, a silver chain coif, a jockstrap, and a 9mm with a single bullet in case I fail to protect you and you need an easy way out my love.
>>44430580>i just want chasers to be proud and open about being gay men.They're gay if they want dicks, some of us only want the ass, we don't care about your lil wiener. It's not gay to fuck a tgirl, when you're not into penises. Let go of the bigotry, be open minded, stop being a whiny nigger>>44430583>ok, because no offense intended those red panties really make you seem like a gay manI like red, it's a nice color. Is every artist who likes color a gay man? No.>>44430609>attraction is a function of genitals, skeleton and chromosomesWho cares? Gibs me that booty
>>44430638oh you're genuinely just a rapist aren't youget professional help
>>44430565you got some brown stuff on your lips
I see why women have it so hard out hereDudes are fucking weird and shitty all the time lmao
>>44430638The dude in the towel is so hot. You look nice too.
I would've never believed you if you'd have told me bronya was one of the least fucked/disgusting posters here right after I saw her drink her own urine without so much as a single jerk of the penis
>>44430612This except I ordered some premium light green with orange hairs and zero calorie soda
>>44430653you get used to it
>>44430636Just armour? You intend to grapple the swarm to death? Where's your silver scimitar? Your silver halbred? Your silver flail? And of course, I expect you to have cold iron variants as well for the fey incursion.
>>44430657Thanks I was having a shave after I'd finished blowing the dude in reds back out in the showers
>>44430645>get professional helpWanna dress up as a therapist nurse for me? It'll be fun, I'll show you cool tricks>>44430657>The dude in the towel is so hot. You look nice too.Thanks, you should come hiking with us. But don't tell anyone you're going somewhere
>>44430587Who?
best friend almost saw me sucking the bfs dick. massive aura loss today
>>44430591no one even chases you here you fat greasy pig fuck off
>>44430670im poor my maiden, I dont have the coin necessary. I may not be strong. but ill damn sure hold them off until you can get away safely, ive left a large lump sum of gold under the bed for you to start a new life as I likely wont make it. Go and keep our child safe in your womb, find the city. In the bag theres all the papers needed for entry. The truth is, ive been expecting things to get this bad but I didnt think itd happen so quickly.
Mi gwan mail ya de bombz bloodclart
>>44430638how is one so unhinged like a real psychopath
>>44430682So you're a rapist and want an Alpine Divorce? im in love.
hjelp me my gf beats me evilly and tops me
>>44430712You have to let it happen. Sobe is too powerful bro you wouldn't wanna see what happens when you resist
white men are superior I think idk thats just my opinion as a brown transgender
>>44430712marry her
>>44429465If your gf (trans) was in this situation, wut would you do?
>>44430682don't get "flirty" (rapey) with me. you don't know who i am. you don't even care who i am. you throw this predatorial shit out at everybody because you're a vile animal. you see all of us as faceless targets. disgusting.
>>44430707>im in love.I can tell, all that and you stopped calling me gay. Baby girl
I care deeply about your lil wiener *wraps your foreskin around big raspberry sucker*
>>44430690envy is a symptom of an overwrought mind. have you tried embracing simplicity and contentment
>>44430720this just made me feel lightheaded and extremely sad because she is going to die... i feel so bad for her i felt a sort of zoom-out in my head and felt very afraid for her
they're saying im brapped out but i haven't even brapped in yet
>>44430722>don't get "flirty"Sshh, you can stop pretending now. See, just like the other wussy here, you stopped calling me gay. It's over, I know I can take you if I want to
>>44430716Id like to introduce you to literally your ideal man >>44430638>>44430682
>>44430720Kill and eat her
>>44430720Democracy, folx!
>>44430737fuck off rapisti don't care if you're gay or straight anymoreyou're just subhuman
>>44430685faggot
>>44430740Dunk her & drink herstupid little pig
>>44430691My parents begged me not to wed a gong farmer, to pick someone from the merchant district. Now I see their wisdom, my folly. In the city I'll raise Peasantfarmer#12 Jr. right, I'll make sure he's prepared to lead a family with honor and dignity, something you could never have taught him.
i wish gay men could be more normal and a little less sexualbe like lesbians, they don't have sex
>>44430744>i don't care if you're gay or straight anymoreOf course you don't, I broke your fighting spirit without even trying. You're so weak
>>44430735They're calling you The Brapped.
>>44430760why would we listen to you. i'm like 90% sure you're not the ceo of gay sex
actual terrifying sound of a squealing hog outside
>>44430758I know it wasnt a wealthy and luxurious life, but it was an honest life doing honest work. Working the field with my bare hands and simple tools to support my family. It meant the world to me spending all this time with you. And I know I wasnt there for you when it mattered, so right now I want to make up for it and save all of you.
I'm the CEO of straight sex(my cock in a feminine dude's butt)
sarah giving me a wedgie then throwing me to the ground and slapping my ass
>>44430731Give up your parents money and try that out, then let me know how it goes Geoffrey
>>44430296got an interview lined up for my first preference now i'm eating spicy beans with pork
Lot of pig chat rn
>>44430773are you a trans woman or a gay man?
>>44430783you have big shoes to fill
is it life goals to get burgers with ur chaser and then suck his cock
>>44430803It's mostly trenboy acting up
>>44430813No everyone's talking about pigs and that
>>44430809a gay man
It's why bronya hates nils, because he has a nice pretty gf and she doesn't despite her jolly fat man act overcompensating lardcel ass lol
>>44430823oh i thought you were a womanwhat are you doing wasting time here?
lol
>>44430825What're you talking about blood, I've never heard her say anything nilsnegative she just seems to not pay attention
>>44430782Aaaaaand scene. So how's life been going? Anything notable to report? How's your emotional landscape?
>>44430813First of all I'm not on tren, second, they where tryna call me gay for no reason. When their arguments about skeletons and chromosomes stopped working, they got mad.I dindu nuffin
>>44430823>a gay manI screenshotted your tits, if that skinny babe with the gyno was you. Looks female enough, I'd grab you by the neck and bend you over with one arm
>>44430846it is going well, I cant complain. emotionally I feel pretty good. I will report that ive found some hunger pangs. What about you?
>>44430800this nigga eatin beanss
i wish i had the power to get him arrested and sentenced to death
>>44430873You have the power to throw up after I nut down your throat
It's cool that tranners disporportionately like D&D, but why are they always playing uggo ass tieflings?
>>44430857Glad to hear it's going well. Change your diet recently? I think I'm doing okay. Recently an ex-gf started texting me and I offhandedly mentioned my all consuming yearning for cuddling and she said she wants to cuddle, and is trying to set up when that could happen. Which is a lot to think about. I know I need it, but also I know I don't need it. Idunno, we'll see.
>>44430885fuck off. leave me alone
>>44430856that sounds kinda gay
>>44430896No change in diet just not spacing my meals out close enough. What will you do if that ex-gf wants more than to just cuddle?
>>44430915wait do you really?
>>44430909>that sounds kinda gayIt's gonna be straight when I'll do it to you, don't worry.
>>44430887what about cute tieflings
>>44430921i'll still call you a faggot while you do it
>>44430916Has your sleep or work schedules changed to lead to meal timings being off? Adjusting to a new routine, or something like that? Well, hopefully I'll resist. She has in the past turned cuddling into more than cuddling, but I think I'm better equipped to handle those temptations nowadays. I've got more levels in monk. I don't think that's her intent anyways, I think she, like me, just wants to cuddle.
I'm so in love with trans women it's a mental illness
>>44430932No such thing.
>>44430739thats literally a cock loving gay guy
Im gonna study quantum physics
>>44430956Kaori we both know I'm straight
>>44430960I study nuclear scienceI love my classesI got a crazy teacher, he wears dark glasses
>>44430951please dont come to my homeim sorry i didn't know you had my addressplease don't hurt me, please don't come here im sorry
I should've studied astronomy Useless degree but it was really cool
If I had 2 million could I have any doll? Is that what is needed?
>>44430944If you two plan to cuddle you better find snacks, a nice set of movies, and the most comfortable pj's
>>44430975Pizhou you're getting baited because he knows how paranoid you are you're safe
>>44430968dont fucking call me that like you know me
>>44430951nuh uh i'm actually a retired navy seal, i could overpower you easily
Would twinkflag fuck me?
>>44430983We've already discussed the snacks, and I've got incredibly comfortable pj's. I will never watch movies, I hate them, but we talked about what kinds of YouTube videos we each like and there are some things we used to watch together that we still both watch. So either DnD or mafia(werewolf) vods. But it's still possible none of this happens. I'm not thinking about it too much(I'm thinking about it too much).
>>44430990Kaori you've seen my cock, of course I know you>>44430995>nuh uh i'm actually a retired navy sealImplying you're gonna get a chance to fight back. I'mma say hi, how's it going, when no one's near by, and hit you on the back of the head. With a club, get it? Seal clubbing, HAHAHAHA
Oh it's just rick
>>44431013Thats nice what you got setup for yourself, Keeping things purely platonic and enjoying the benefits of a relationship without being in one.
>>44430974That's pretty cool, yeah i also have a crazy teacher, he's an engineer, I've taken that the further you go into the career the crazier the teachers get
I hope favorite T word is safe. She worried about walking home at night but she has a bf so there's nothing I can do about it.
>>44431019why aren't you patriotically dodging ukrainian drones in a trench rn?
>>44431049I'm patriotically fucking trannies in the US, my slav brothers are proud that I'm putting american "men" in their place
>>44431058well as one of your slav brothers i'm kinda disappointed
>>44431019ur actually a freak
>>44431037Maybe. Separately I've had more opportunities to pet an outside cat, which I cherish so greatly. When I sit on the sidewalk and call her over she comes bounding and rubs up all over me and I get to pet for like 15-30m a night. It's really great, we even went hunting and I caught a mouse and gave it to her.
when attractive white guys talk theres a certain weight to it that makes it hard to not listen to them including when they tell you to do something
>>44431073Please continue being loving and caring. Be safe.
>>44431064>well as one of your slav brothersYou're not, cause I'm not a slav. I speak the language, because i speak a lot of languages, and the trannies here think I'm Russian>>44431065>ur actually a freakYou do remember, great
Me and Kaori(Eris) go way back, I was the first dick she sucked
I'm gonna vomit
How many pics of his arm did this guy upload already
>>44431072your ex gf is a cat? was it a sexual relationship?
>>44431103He makes every thread hit image limit its annoying
>>44431088that's good, russians aren't really slavs anyway. i mean they technically are but in the same way that cancer is technically human tissue
>>44431108Separately! These two events in my life are in no way related.
>>44431125Thats good, well its about time for this cowboy to hit the hay. Now you have a goodnight, I love you.
>>44431137Goodnight, sweet dreams.
idk why im so horny lately maybe bc im eating more? Literally cannot stop thinking about being used by white men
>>44431158You've got arm dude who wants to use you right here
>>44431176Ew no
>>44430720She is so god damn hot holy hell
chaser bf who doesnt shit his pants
>>44431270All these unreasonable expectations for men!
>>44431270Sorry babe already did it today
working from homei hate the antichrist
>>44431285Did you take a shit today?
>>44431285Huh you found a job? Thought I saw you whining about not having a job recently
>>44431340no i whine about not having a better job now
>>44431271>>44431283i asked for so little from you
i want to crash out on a chaser but it’s unproductive and he doesn’t rly deserve it except for the fact he talks to me like a child and purposefully makes me upset
is there actually hope to find a real relationship as a kinda cute semi passing twinkhon of am i just forever doomed to love bombing being used for my body then thrown away for cis women
>>44431346You chose a shit degree that's been in the middle of a big flush honestly at the worst possible time lol my friends with 10+ years of experience can't find decent jobs after getting fired
>>44431400uhhh is that blood are you ok
>>44431409erm i did a math degree actuallyto hiring people i am chopped liver
>>44431419math degrees are really only good for teaching so get to it. Or do jet program in japan to get away from your shit family dragging you down
>>44431425i do not want teach i want proggram computer job make moneyboth my siblings got nice comfy tech jobs and they had way worse grades than mei dont see why i couldnt do itbut its near impossible to even get a technical interview these daysi lucked out with my last two jobs (inc this one) and i mostly only got them because someone else put in a word for me and theyre both just temporary contract worki hate my life
>>44431429grades don't matter in the slightest. What matters is the current economic reality and whether or not the person interviewing you likes you or knows you. You are decades too late you aren't going to get hired as a code monkey when poojeet gupta will be happy with 60k a year and get hired by his cousin directly
>>44431419erm did you know f4mi is concashd
guh
>>44431470Me when she slips the gocky in 0_o
>>44431470good morning mouse <3 have a good day
>>44431479good morning and thank you <3i hope you have a good day too :>
>>44431489you know i already got a mouse <3 so it's gonna be great
https://voca.ro/1g3gI9CoEjZj
>>44431520
>>44431535https://voca.ro/1kXS4P1sUfV7
>>44431540not too bad my boss asked me to proof read smth for him and im worried i was too pedantic abt pointing out issues Dx
>>44431550https://voca.ro/1nrLNhmWuLyl
choid who loves
do not read the following post if you’re one of the girlsthe fact that lothbrok doesn’t have a giant tranny harem is so baffling to me. i would miss my mothers funeral just to go lick his balls
good morning everypony :)
>>44431579https://voca.ro/17lfV5XoIMLE
>>44431574-5 trannypoints
>>44431559i hope so! i figured if he wants me to proof read it then i might as well be thorough! ough no im reading abt python concurrency apis idk why theyve made it so confusing
>>44431608https://voca.ro/1bT15UDB9q2p
>>44431416cut cause im a loser
>>44431614yea starting out is rly tough, i started learning java when i was like 15 and it took me a whole year of struggling to write rly shitty programs before things started to click and i started being able to work independently without having to constantly ask other ppl why my code didn't worklol and even after that the code i wrote was total garbo for years after until i started taking some programming classes at uni and learned how to actually think abt designing a program and stuffi kinda shudder when i look back at some of my first programs, they were soooo bad Dxanyway, coding isn't what it used to be :/ it's been one big race to the bottom for decades at this point and now we've got AI slop machines that let any manager or exec churn something out that passes unit testsfeels like the best is truly over and done with
>>44431638https://voca.ro/1hF2OZzxkfFw
>>44431638wr3en5 p3n15
Bronya wake upEui mommy wake up
>>44431650Someone is into fat bitches hehe
>>44431654I love fat bitches
>>44431657I respect it they need love too
>>44431647Can someone explain to me what this whole wrens penis thing is about?
>>44429465>qottActually yeah. The first time I ever got fucked in the ass I was like 16 with my then girlfriend on national women’s day (not a word of that was a joke)We went to a sex shop and spotted a pegging thing and she wanted to try being a dom for once. Neither of us knew shit about anal so she went ahead and fucked me and I was having a religious experience whilst she was getting bored She pulled out because neither of us knew about prep and the dildo had shit all over it but I was too cock drunk to care.Anyway that’s how I figured out I prefer to bottom and got a lesson in always cleaning properly
fuck my slow reader life
>>44431669Seems pretty obvious but i'm going to try>mamo flew out to suck and fuck wrens penis but it was too big so wren had to force it in if you get what im saying
>>44431650yo whats going on im awake im just visiting some museums with my mom 2day
can’t stop sneezing :(
>>44431680Holy shit when did this happen??
>>44431693stop!!!
>>444317052 years ago? 3? Hard to make sense of time in a place like this
>>44431705achooo
>>44431718how could you do this to me? i thought you were the coolest
>>44431681that sounds fun i wanna go south and see some of the museums
>>44431805Is this >>44431680 true?
>>44431718Hello mouse, how's your butt doing
>>44431825That transbian bitch always plays the victim, just check the archives if you want to see it for yourself
>>44431875pretty good. i was doing really heavy hip thrusts yesterday. today is just cardio.
Do chasers like twinkhons named Anastasia?
>>44431880I’m too newfag to know what this means, is there a link?
>>44431929That’s my hand btw
>>44431947https://voca.ro/1dAEltgq2tU3
hello i am very sad
I got red thai curry last nightIt was really good but now I feel the spice on the way out too
>>44431961how come?
Seriously though do chasers like twinkhons named Ana?
kaiserschmarrn for lunch. you wish you were me>>44431961make kaiserschmarrn to cheer yourself up
okay guys, i have 2 spare eggs yolks left over from making meringue cookies to take into the office, im having an omelette for lunch, should i put them in the omelette for extra richness, or should i keep them and make like mashed potatoes or something for dinner and put them in that?
>>44431974lonely miss ex bf have no family >>44431981i dunno what that is
>>44431988Eat them as they are rn
>>44431988use them to make kaiserschmarrn
>>44431976Yes
>>44431968If you don't taste it twice then its not good
>>44431997i mean when i separated them out i did consider just slurping them up, done that before, pretty tasty actually>>44432011oh shit that’s actually a pretty good suggestion, don’t have the stuff to make that rn but i’ll put it on the list for future
>>44432023I literally love you! <3>>44432030Can I slurp them up?
>>44431925I sure do
If you1. Have no job2. Have no friends3. Love with y'all DAMN PARENTS4. Have no car or can't drive, or5. Have a problem with drinking or drugsYou are a LOSER! I DO NOT WANT A LOSER GF. I know my worth! WHERE ARE THE NON-LOSER TRANNIES?
>>44432059I love you! <3
>>44432065Love you too ana! Anastasia is a super pretty name
>>44432063Why wouldn’t I love my parents
i have to kill myself
Having or not having a job is negotiable.I understand if you don't have friends.Living with your parents is understandable.Having no car or not having a license is more than fine I need a passenger princess.I don't do drug users, not judging as such I just don't want that in my life but being a lil drunk isn't something to worry about.
>>44432051sorry they’re gone :(i’ll make sure to hit you up next time im separating eggs though
>>44432051>Can I slurp them up?My tranny when I drop my pants
>>44432069Thank you! I’ve decided to change my last name too! I’m not telling anyone what it is though
>>44432063i have a job i have a few friends i’m not in touch with my family i have a car i drink sometimes
>>44432095Anastasia DeRetard
trannies that have no family or emergency contacts <3
Tranner gf who puts me as her emergency contact after our first date <3
trannies that are the black sheep of the family <3
>>44432091Yay! Ily!>>44432093Wish I was her tee bee h>>44432101Yes!
Trannies that have a house, a six figure salary, a nice car and a 401k <3
if I go to Vegas will I find hot trannies like this one?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OukdqoUB_uc
>>44432111heyyyyyyy
Chasergen meet up talent showhttps://youtu.be/qHm5lsi8MVo
>>444321312/4
>>44432167Not enough to ride this ride. Sorry!
So glad it Friday! A week and a half til my vacation. And I'm so thin for the beach :p
>>44432180i don’t need a ride i have a nice car
>>44432194I meant my p-p-penis :c
>>44432161Chargen talent meetup: most of the tranners and half of the chasers will "make a banana disappear" as their talent
goob morbin
>>44432225
itbis impossible for me to be a woman and because of this it is impossible for me to be happy and because of this the only thing for me to do is kill myself
>>44432231hru ms mamo?
>>44432235im okiewriting my silly codealmost quitting time fpr the day
>>44432082you promised not to
>>44432245why did i say that
>>44432082no stu!!!
>>44432253I'm gonna save my cum until the end of the month and jerk it
this son of a bitch has a new tooth now
>>44432261nice smile :Ddo u feel like a million teeth
>>44432262i feel like $10k bucks!
>>44432261It took me way too long to realize this is you and I don't know why, I was thinking what the hell is this woman advertising in this ad picture.
>>44432261you look pretty!
>>44432261cibi
>>44432268lol wut>>44432269thank you!
>>44432239yay going home! that’s my favorite part of any day>>44432261yay! why tho
>>44432266thats a lotta clams!>>44432274yea ^_^ w home
>>44432272anon>>44432274for the past year or so i've had to deal with such an ordeal of my permanent bridge falling out and my dentist not being able to fix it w/o shaving my adjacent teeth, so w/ an ultimatum of that or an implant I opted to get an implant but it involved having to get a bone graft, and the whole process was so cumbersome but its done as of today and i have a new tooth!
>>44432257yeah but now you could be rick trying to trick me into looking at your nudes so i dont want to click on any links from here.
Damn I was going to upload nudes but if stu is not opening the links because she's afraid of it being rick, what is the point anymore.
>>44432261You're not the son you're the whole ass bitch, mommy
>>44432281that sounds really awful! glad it’s done
>>44432303so true rick
Time to overdose on coffee
>>44432339Nice mediumish roast from Ethiopia for me today coffee bro. What are you drinking?
>>44432339i was going to be good and make tea instead but if you want to enable me i’ll make coffee
>>44432261love to see the smile girly :) you look gorgeous, that top looks cute too btw
>>44432261Ugly
>>44432345Idk, been a while since I bought it, maybe something italian>>44432346Do as you wish, I am simply in dire need of stims
blair is so nice i wish she would compliment me but i don’t post pictures
>>44432351>>44432362the dichotomy is like craazyy
>>44432368Well i'm a man and she is a tranny so she is being fake nice and treating this place like a hugbox while i'm being honestI wouldn't go out of my way to call you ugly but you posted a pic so i think it's fair game
>>44432368he called you ugly because you are really pretty and calling you ugly will make you more attainable according to the sex trafficking pedophile that he gets his dating advice from
>>44432364i think you’re gorgeous girly :) never let your star stop shining, beautiful <3>>44432368it’s like one of those puzzles where one person tells the truth and the other lies (i’m the one telling the truth)did the dentist get you high?
>>44432345Just checked it, it's this
on my walk home this morning from getting coffee I pass my highschool best friend who I haven't spoken to in years again. Kind of odd because I didn't see him for years but just like a couple months ago I passed him on the sidewalk and now I saw him again this morning riding his bike past me. It's a shame im such a lone wolf and don't socialize with sheep liek that anymore>>44432379i doubt that because no one wants to actually make a move, its purely these online interactions>>44432373oh okay i see>>44432387nah not even a localized anesthesia injection for this appointment, they just unscrewed the cap on the implant peg and screwed on the new tooth!
>>44432379Cibi is mid, old, and emotionally unstable. Nothing couple make her more attainable
>>44432363i made coffee can i please blame you for this?
>>44432397She looks way older than she is, she looks mid to late 30s but i think it's in her 20s.
>>44432393what happened to them???
>>44432398Your saying please made you sound cute so you can. If it becomes too much just do some glute exercises later.
I had to walk to work today and it decided to pour rain down halfway there
gprny
>>44432432i went to the gym yesterday so my glutes are already too sore but thank you for shouldering the burden of letting me drink coffee
>>44432409they got the spaceX brain chip implants
wait i'm not nils
>>44432441gprny nils. tell sobe i said hi please. also can you tell my choid to visit me
>>44432393ohhhh, that sounds grizzly :( could you feel it? did it hurt?
>>44432459hi anon. i don't have to tell sobe anything cause i'm sobe :) i forgto to take trup off
>>44432478nah it kind of felt good in a way!
>>44432479oh hi sobe. can you tell nils i said hi and the thing about him telling my choid to visit please
>>44430447>One of the few dudes here who actually fucks>Anyone else besides nils and steve? Unlikelylmao
where are the bodies rick?
>>44432441Nils please send this to all of your extremely cool Arab coworkershttps://youtu.be/tiN-LrvBnIk
Not now kitten daddy is having an ice cream mars bar
>>44432526do they make a venus bar for girls
>>44432436is that your jockstrap
>>44432483like in the way of pressure being released? i’ve had a few teeth pulled before and the relief is insane
>>44432535like a deep tissue that i'm not able to move finally being stimulated for the first time ever w/ light pressure
>>44432530Idk but they should, they even have a Twix bar for twinks
>>44432562this is so unfair
What are everyone's thoughts on the $20 burrito discourse?
>>44432572Keep it in /pol/
nollie back crook back 180
>>44432557i see. that does sound quite nice, i might see if our glorious national health service will give me one for recreational purposes this weekend :)
>>44432572idk what a burrito is
>>44432595It's a piece of unleavened bread made from wheat or corn rolled around beans, cheap meat and vegetables
>>44432599if it’s cheap meat why does it cost $20. i can get two medium pizzas for $20
Gay sex with trannies! Gay cuddling with trannies! Gay making out with trannies!
>>44432621trvke
>>44432621can we straight cuddle tonight please. the rest can stay gay
>>44432572https://voca.ro/1gkFM5oO5hiE
>>44432625<3>>44432626Ok fine, whatever my gay little tranny wants
should i detrans and be a gay eunuch with tits?
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>>44432487>>44432495iwill inform him
>>44432638yay!
>>44432639Why
>>44432639Why do trannies always threaten to do that? Are you not secure enough in your own identity?
>>44432652all the guys here want gay sex these days and i can’t compete as a woman
>>44432639i ask myself this question every day
>>44432654i didn’t threaten anything
>>44432576Fucking sick Contemplate a nollie front crook though
>>44432444Are you going today again? I think my deadlift bottleneck might be glutes but if I grow them more I might have to buy all new underwear.
>>44432674I once did a kickflip back smith on a small flatbar 10 years ago
>>44432675no i only go twice a week with my friends. i’ve never had to buy new underwear cause my butt got bigger :(
>>44432692I'm guessing your split is upper and lower body? If you're having fun that's what matters, I imagine the lack of testosterone makes lifting very different for trannies.
>>44432656Yes become my little eunuch femboy so we can have hot sweaty gay sex
>>44432698i just do yoga and cardio then all the leg and butt machines both days
>>44432698it doesn’t really make it any different, just slower to progress.most women cis or trans just don’t lift heavy or frequently enough. the low testosterone doesn’t help tho.
>>44432713how heavy do you lift? i don’t do anything more than like 80 lbs on any machine
>>44432712Fembrained>>44432713I was more so thinking of how you feel while lifting. I get very aggressive for example, and if I didn't lift that might become an issue in everyday life. I imagine that has to do with test.
As a straight chaser i prefer gay sex over straight sex
>>44432732i mean it depends on the lift or machine. i was doing glute drives at 315 x 10 reps and squatting 205 x 6 yesterday for example
Damn mouse doing hella work in the gym
doing an 8k run after i’m finished work (2h from now) what should i cook for dinner when i get in?
>>44432746you are so strong!
>>44432755thank you goober :)
Spotting mouse's squats
>>44432769Me with my tranner gf fr fr
New>>44432772New>>44432772
>>44432763how did you know :O
>>44432735>>44432732>>44432755actually to clarify my point a little bit, it’s not that women don’t lift x amount, it’s that oftentimes they don’t push themselves to lift more every week which is the real driver of growth. so yeah the mental part of it is really big, not sure if that’s entirely to do with test or just a mindset thing, but it’s a common trend i see in lady lifters. and it’s not a bad thing either going to the gym is great! but if you wanna put on muscle you’re gonna have to push yourself. for reference i started squatting at like 90 pounds and that was challenging for me>>44432779we’ve talked about your gym habits a few days ago!
>>44432782oh yeah. also i started only doing like 50 lbs so im going up!
>>44432795that’s great!!
