Id like to reveal something. My perfect burger. Personally, i think putting any veggies on the burger detracts from the goodness of the burger. In reality, all ya need, for the perfect burger:Soft bunsKetchupBurger from meat of your choice A SINGLE slice of american cheese. I have to stress you may only use one slice. Because two slices of cheese detracts from the meatThis burger will mog amy burger you can buy from a fastfood place
>>44441859Is making burgers out of transbians still cannibalism if you don't have AGP?
>>44441859you're autistic normal people like having toppings on their sandwich
>>44442879No, but you might get poisoned
>>44441859Just buy good meat and eat it raw at that point. No distractions or detractions from the meat there.>>44442879No cause troonbians aren't human anyway
>>44442903beef tartare is really good, especially with salt and vinegar chips
>>44442917Hey! Those chips are a distraction from the meat! Only raw beef. In a puppy food bowl
>>44442989if a chaser fed me quality tartar I'd probably eat it out the bowl desu
>>44441859new cope for americans who can't eat fresh produce anymore thanks to the parasite
>>44443143Naw! Imma Amerifat and I eat like a horse. Literally just oats and apples.
>>44441859Autism burger.The REAL best burger is:Whole wheat (seeds!!!) bun toasted on a charcoal grill so you get that yummy slightly burnt taste and avoid sauces making the bun mushy.(Daves killer bread is a good brand, hunky man :3)Burger from meat of your choice, but the leaner the better, fat makes it sloppy, cook it with fajita seasoning and garlic powder on each side every time you flip it, most of it will get washed away by the grease.The moment the burger is off of the stove/grill/whatever, place it on paper towel to a absorb excess juice and IMMEDIATELY put cheese, personally we like a thin slice of cheddar (melts good) then another thin slice of pepper jack.On the bottom bun you want a little bit of sauce, probably mustard, since you want a thicker sauce (in terms of consistency) than the top bun so gravity and bite force doesnt make it sloppy. After that you want a nice wide bed of lettuce to catch moisture from everything else so it doesnt ruin the bun, good crunchy green-white bits, dark green is good but it can be bitter and the whole wheat bun is already going to be an intense undertone.After that you either want the patty, or, pickles, both produce lots of moisture so its best to have them directly on top of the lettuce.Its up to you what kind of pickle you want, but personally we like Claussen, they're reliably yummy and don't overpower other flavors.On top of the patty, the order matters a little less, however if you want tomatos, they have to be cut thin or they'll end up making a mess.Usually I like onions (fresh or carmelized, usually fresh yellow) on top of the patty, then thin tomatos (they can slide around a bit if the onions are fresh), if we're feeling fancy, jalapenos (pickled or sauteed), then some sauce on top, unlike the bottom bun, the upper sauce can be creamier.Depends on vibe, mayo, ketchup, honey mustard, bbq sauce, it doesn't really matter!!Then you smush that bitch together and bite big enough to go "aum"
>>44441859Needs lettuce + tomato + beetroot + pineapple + bacon + fried egg + all the stuff you listed. Then it's a good burger
>>44442886normal people are wrong, as in most of what they do
>>44441859go vegan you piece of shit
>>44443239Beetroot is fascinating, it tastes so blue, pineapple + egg is also fascinating, we gotta try this combo sometime
>>44443143>>44443168>>44443239I can guarantee that my simple no nonsense burger mogs your burgers.You have so much going on it just distracts from it being a burger. At that point just get a kebab. Your burger probably looks great and gets high ratings from "chefs".But my burger is the burger of the people. It would fill your hearts. Im not even kidding you would probably cry if you ate my burger from how simple yet delicious it is.Less is more.
>>44443337Your burger makes you happy, and fulfills the desires of people who want a burger like yours, ours makes us happy, and fulfills the desires of us!!They cannot be compared, we could sit here and insult you and say our burger is for those who want to enjoy life but that's silly, it's a burger, we would enjoy your simple soulful burger just as much :3It's beautiful that people can enjoy something so humble as your burger as well as something so specific like ours and others!!But also ur wrong my burger is better :3Bet your personality is just as fleshed out as your burger
>>44443379I bet your personality is just as vain as you burger. All thrills and surface level distractions but no real BITE.My personality has more of the good stuff per capita. Your personality has more silly stuff per capita
>>44443379Vlush...did I catch you in time?
>>44443411Of course my personality has more silly stuff per capita!! I live in the capital of silly!!! Your burgonality could never know whimsy!!!My burgonality might lack something in reliable comfort but y'know what it is? Healthy!! Exciting!! Eclectic!!!People might love your burger, but who knows how long until they get bored?
>>44443513Ouuughhghughhgh does this burger need to draw scuba diving things /~\
>>44443538Hi. I've been busy too, first time I posted in a while>>44435482The last time you said you were going to be free on tues/wed i made free time to be around n both days, but you never showed up. This req has been in a wip stage for 3-4 months. I hope you don't abandon it, I am getting a bit worried, as I still think you're doing good work with it.I did see the pink post it note drawing you made, I dont know if you saw me comment on it before, it was very cute, thanks for drawing it.
>>44443569Okiiiiiiiii we'll get back to it, blghghfbh,We're dealing with some pain rn but we'll sit down with our tablet in the next hour or two and start a thread, prommy salami
>>44443600Sorry you're dealing with pain, will it worsen if you sit down for a while and draw? Do you have a day off today?I didn't mean to exasperate you if you're already feeling down.
>>44443616The pain is just to preemtively excuse progress being minimal when we work on it, but we prommy we will, we're just being a weenie about expectations :PGive us a bit to mentally reconfigure then we'll start the thread
>>44443529G-grrrrrrrrrr
>>44443625Do you enjoy can beverages to focus like coffee or tea?
>>44443647Im sorry your burger sounds really yummy n your personality sounds delightful can we be friends
>>44443668Nope not interested. *flips the middle finger at u*
>>44441859diceing up onions and mixing into the beef is really good too. also pickles are a must on any burger.
