How do I have gay sex without it being messy?I have my own apartment and want to invite grindr fags over but I cba to deal with all the lube-induced mess that comes with fucking a bottom.Tips?
>>44444917you are the top in this scenario?the bottom should be clean before he even walks through your door, so that part is on himfor the least messy lube possible, go for something water-basedas for precum/cum going everywhere, put a towel over your bed/wherever you will be having sex and wash it afterwardsalternatively you guys could fuck in the shower
>>44444941Yeah.I expect 0 shit from the bottom.Water-based lube is all I've used and I feel like that's still messy. Crazy that it can be worse.Problem with towels is that I like to carry my partner and throw them around the bed so every square inch will be used.Shower is a good shout but it would exclude my favourite positions sadly
>>44444917why would you fuck a man ew
>>44444961ideally the lube you use will not have any sort of a residue, which is why i use the sliquid naturals h20 brandbut yes, some silicon-based ones can be very annoying to fully wash out, and i dont use them for that very reason
>>44444917>PicrelWe live in such a disgustingly cruel society.
>>44445009>sliquid naturals h20 brandI'll look into that, thanks.>>44444992I said men to get advice from real gay men because they always know their stuff. I've only fucked trannies and really feminine guys while they've CDed and I'll be sticking to that
>>44444917sexual change surgery can solve the poop issuechange the sheets after sex will solve the other
>>44445029Let's be real, if it were J. K. Rowling you would be cackling like The Joker, you hypocrite.
>>44445061Of course. She's a fucking bigot and her actions are harming an entire class of people.
>>44445097Awesome, now use your retarded communigger brain and try to understand why people celebrate when some fat ugly bitch trying to stop deportations of 60 IQ Zoomalis gets xooged.
>>44444917>but I cba to deal with all the lube-induced mess that comes with fucking a bottomAssuming top - your bottom should either have a good diet, or be taking psyllium husk for at least a week before hand. Literally just fuck them over a towel, paper kitchen towels, newspaper or a tarp/shower curtain or something. Alternatively inside a shower.Use a condom as well though. Its dead easy really.
>>44445122You're just a bunch of hateful bigots who have fallen for a scapegoat. Immigrants aren't the source of our problems. It's the rich fucks running our civilization off a cliff so they can watch a bunch of imaginary numbers go up on a graph.
>>44445161Non-sentient ape, kill yourself.
>>44445161You just called for the death of a completely innocent old woman because she happened to voice an opinion that you don't particularly like.You have no right to refer to ANYONE else as "disgusting and cruel" or a "hateful bigot" ever again.
>>44445181>flat tax retardlol
>>44445200>ICE is still deporting your little shitskin retardslol
>>44445213post hand
>>44445181>heritage.orgYou in Tel Aviv?>>44445196I didn't call for her death. I simply agreed that I wouldn't be bothered if she was killed. To call her innocent is pretty ridiculous when she's one of the biggest backers of the campaigns against our (trans people's) existence.
>>44444992Because his body is far more sexually attractive than a Woman
>>44445220Post face>>44445224Not an argument. Poors are poor because they are retarded subhumans.
>>44445238post dick
>>44445224To say she is "backing campaigns against your existence" is pretty ridiculous.None of the political initiatives attached to her name have mandated for the death of transgender people in any capacity, and that is why you cannot cite a single one - But you already knew that.You are being incredibly dishonest when you say shit "YOU DON'T WANT TO SHARE A BATHROOM WITH ME? THIS IS LITERALLY THE TRANS HOLOCAUST!"
>>44445246Post ass
>>44444917man, call me cringe or whatever but i don't really think renee or joanne should be killed
>>44445264No need to mandate our deaths. Attacking our healthcare and ability to exist in public will have the same result.
>>44445274this is me 100% fr fr no cap. now you have to show me your nose!
>>44445314Okay, but now you need to show me your feet
>>44444992why would you want to fuck a woman, just gross
>>44445325<3
>>44445346Wow, you're perfect...
>>44444917get a waterproof blanket to put on your bed
>>44444917He's hot
>>44445314she can use me as an urinal as much as she wants
