previous >>44446486qott: who do you give shoutouts to? shout someone out.shoutout one of the transersshoutout one of the chasersshoutout your favorite custodial staff members
>>44449434shout out to white men
>>44449422I want to live a traditional life and happily go to church on Sundays. I will be mocked and harassed by my friends and family if I choose to date gay men or femboys. But you girls are different. You're women yes? But at one point you were a guy too so im sure you could understand.Qott: Shoutout to my Grandpa, he cared about me more than anyone else in my immediate family but hes gone now.
>>44449434Shout out to anons mom she put in some serious work last night if you know what I mean
>>44449445you could transition so technically you're straight and not gay when you date menim a christian trans too and its a good option
I cannot BLJ my way out of this gaybabyjail
Qott: Shoutout to Anon, the best poster we've ever had.
>>44449434shoutout scubanon, japheth, creepy maid guy and polarnon (picrel)
shoutout to asexual anon
>>44449434Uhhhh shoutout to my friends all of them they are cool with me even though I'm retarded and gayShoutout to bronya for being funny and helping me with my skincare routineShoutout to N7 I think we talked about borderlands a while back he's a cool guyShoutout to Jan for not sending our ass to /soc/ and making it so that I have no reason to post willy ever again
>>44449434shout out to my ex. i am sad
Shoutout to Pichu and Axton Anon who’s playing Zer0 rn
I am a gay American and i WILL have sex with a transgender woman
choid to shoutout
Im boredfiles catbox moe/nnrt86.jpg
transition to not using an air conditioner. thermostats. og clankers. shout out absolutely no one
>>44449445>I want to live a traditional life and happily go to church on Sundays.Gonna need more lithium for that
>>44449444I appreciate the shout out. May I ask what for?
i know what you're thinking. "chipu, you look like you cut your bangs haphazardly with kid scissors during a 1am manic episode."and ill have you know. ill have you KNOW. i actually used real haircutting shears!! !! but the 1am manic part is true.>>44449492my husband and his pet dog...
>>44449524being awesome and hot
Chipu, you look like you cut your bangs haphazardly with haircutting shears during a 1am manic episode.
>>44449434Shout out stasi schroeder
>>44449534Oh, you're sweet. I'd give you a little pat on the head if I could.
shoutout to getting a boner on the train
the bangs look good there's obviously like that little bit to trim but other than that it's a solid job. i love hair because its invincible
>>44449551:D
total chipu victory>>44449552i don't believe you've ever been on a train
>>44449552wtf were u doing on a train
I keep posting it but its so peak
All the transbians are high fiving pichu for being retarded lol
Will watching rupauls drag race help me become a better woman? I need to orientate my mind towards maximum transness.
30 dollars martinis
>>44449574consuming content is not a path to self improvement. Study chinese
who the fuck is chipu
>>44449573the last thing im gonna say about letting a man into the polycule is that every chicken pens got a rooster
>>44449576You'll pay sucka
>>44449585棋谱
>>44449587What that mean
>>44449572Are you a black transgirl as well?If so that's adorable, you'd get a little forehead kiss from me along with the head pat :)
>>44449589apparently they were "chilled cucumber martinis". does sound pretty good. must be hendrick's
>>44449528I'll be in Philly next weekend.
>>44449492Still playing Zer0, my pl is on big hiatus due to Look Outside , it's peak unfortunately
>>44449603Cope
>>44449592somebody needs to correct this shit >im so le manic quirkynot cute when youre fat
>>44449573cutting bangs during the day isn't allowed, 1am is mandatory>>44449587i can't parse this post and how it relates to the "transbian high fives" post
>>44449611with a man around? shit doesnt go down like this. we dont give high fives for being stupid and ugly
>>44449573Im bi but in a transbian relationship and neither of us have bangs lmao. There are dozens of us!!
i actually love being stupid and ugly
>>44449639Go the hell to sleep tweaker.
>>44449609>>44449621>fat>stupid and uglymind your mouth. the glp-1 is working, im down to a little under 370 lbs
the pot calling the kettle a stupid ugly tweaker
>>44449643it's only 7:41>>44449639The whole ugly thing is really in rn I think, there's an appeal, you have something to bring to the table
>>44449645more gay drugs. just like hrt
>>44449657ohhhh the person bottomcasing angrily at me is the repper from last threadare you french too?
>>44449649I bring nothing to the table
>>44449560why would you think that?>>44449564getting a boner
>>44449643I dont do that anymore. I have to stay up for at least four more hours to fix my cycular>>44449672oh so you shout out yourself PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG
>>44449671Post that again
>>44449675i cant hear you, my boner is covering my ears
Just piss tributed this thread
why am I not allowed to become a stay at home boywife slave for a trans girl? all I want to do become someone else's property so I can stop using my brain, the thinking hurts so much. I just wanna be a good pet for her and wait on my knees for her to come back home :(
>>44449686This entire post pissed me off, im using your tongue as an ash tray.
>>44449676I bring nothing to the table
>wahh wahh I'm so raped and abused I want more rape and abuse wahh I'm so useless I'm so sad
>>44449694*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
>>44449695fuck..Do it again...
guh i just woke up from my 6 pm nap oops
>>44449698i say this
>>44449707Banana.
>>44449686>>44449705timur type of posts
i hate when people say something is good by saying it's sexy. i hate when people say something is a good thing to do by saying it's something hot girls do. can we do anything other than try to be more attractive or is that like it
own me and hot iron your name above my useless stick
>>44449705I bring nothing to the table
>>44449717the answer is yes but unfortunately we have to hide our non-hottening efforts from men or they'll get whiny
>>44449715hi monkey i think im gonna go back to bed for a bit
why does it feel so good in my brain to imagine a trans girl walking me on a leashI'm so retarded and degenerate
>>44449726I think that's a good idea. At least to keep your schedule closer to normal. How much sleep did you get so far?
>>44449721gladly, ill put you in bondage forced to stand on the tips of your toes to avoid getting your cock pulled to the limit.
>>44449716No it isn't>>44449723ughAgain
>>44449724That's stupid. I'm not doing that
>>44449740I bring nothing to the table
>>44449731get the fuck on estrogen and go find some transbians somewhere else, dumbassnobody here wants to walk you on a leash except the chasersstop repping, nobody wants to hear repper whining>>44449740yeah i meant to reply the post above yours about the ashtray stuff. my oops
Eating hotdogs rn they're really sexy, they're cold and they've got some sort of cummy gel on them, hot girls eat these, yeah thats it
>>44449734well i went to bed at 6:30 and woke up at 2:30, so about 8 hours. i normally wake up at 4 tho.
>>44449739huuuuuuuh.... when does my training start...... i'll do good I promise...
I want you to crawl on the floor as I kick you and shove my foot in your face and crotch like the scum you are
>>44449752Well no matter what you've got enough sleep then so everything is a win from now on. Best of luck getting the extra ZzzZzZzz's in the next hour. Goodnight, sweet dreams.
>>44449749i'm not a woman only a chopped moid I get to be the shorty subby chasey huh
>>44449748Yeah again again again again
>>44449753you will be reborn, as a good obedient little pet. I sure hope you have a soft fuckable butt.
>>44449765thank you monkey. mimimimimimi
why is everyone horny :(
Daddy fucked up!!!
>>44449773I’m not even a little bit
>>44449768I bring nothing to the table
>>44449756hot... >>44449770it's not exactly the definition of soft but i try...
bitches come and go brah
>>44449771rest well mouse! i hope you can keep it pushing
could you date someone who wears shoes inside the house?
>>44449776ughhhhhhhhhhh guh
>>44449783that's ghastly
i like watching VPR because it reminds me my life could always be so much worse. like at least my fucking 30 something financially dependent boyfriend isn't dumping me after an AA meeting and all of this is being FILMED FOR TELEVISION>>44449783i couldn't date someone who wears shoes full stop
>>44449707hi mouse, look at this dog
please inflict the most humiliating things to me and laugh at me, I want to see you happy and evil from taking advantage of me, that is the best I deserve
Talked a few hours ago to a nice mtf from this site and got randomly blocked after talking for a few hours straight. Why trannies are so cruel? :(I thought that I finally found someone...
>>44449798um disc
>>44449788I bring nothing to the table
>>44449810loads of cash and drugs aint nothing
>>44449809i deleted all my discord accounts:(
you will be emasculated, forced to rethink your role as a man, you will be broken and pushed to the absolute limit and psychologically tormented. You will learn to follow orders, wear a collar, be branded, and be caged in a crate underneath the bed as you must listen as I bring over countless men and women as you feel the rumbling of passionate sex from under the bed, you will be let out for walks and if i feel enough pity I might fuck you. I am not evil, I am an ultimate good. For you are the devil's most depraved sinner. And I will inflict God's Judgement on you.
>>44449796im gonna start wearing shoes
>>44449817that makes me sound like some kind of kingpin. cvnt
>>44449822Wise choice. Discord is bad.
>>44449824Can i huff them
>>44449828Queenpin luv. Sounds cvlt not cvnt
>>44449823gem
>>44449800you made a misstep. try not doing that next time>>44449798jesus christ is this really what submissoids are like? how fucking pathetic. i don't care what you are, just goodness gracious get better be better
>>44449834i hate that i dont want to have to qualify it. I am king
We're all fans of sport here
>>44449810https://voca.ro/1jANXmIc3eiUone more time
>>44449843don't steal dawgys bit
>>44449847I bring nothing to the table
>>44449800I usually run a chud test because I don't want to get hatecrimed by some downlow freak. If I get the faintest whiff of chuddery I'm gone
>>44449851dawgy is a nice girl but i don't see her getting involved in organised crime. its just not really her style. i feel like it would suit my image though don't you think like im a total people person
>>44449845how can allosexuals look at athletic expertise like this and think of sex? tired of allo moids treating women in sports as an opportunity to leer. its simply bestial. shameful. unevolved behaviour
>>44449823yes...................... give it to me..... ughhjnj>>44449838>jesus christ is this really what submissoids are like? how fucking pathetic. i don't care what you are, just goodness gracious get better be betterit never ends, it's the only form of "love" we can expect...
What's up with the trannies tonight? Some sort of mental moment?
>>44449861you're always sooooo close the problem isn't that they're experiencing sexual desire the problem is that they don't see women as anything other than sexual. we gotta angle it>>44449864I didnt sleep and i bring nothing to the table but im doing pretty good
>>44449861Who said anything about sex? Don't answer, this is rhetorical
>>44449861Oh right, and women don't have sexual thoughts about handsome athletic male athletes because they're pure of heart and not like men. You have autism and agp retard walk off a pier
>>44449832ok. theyre filled with spiders but you dont know that yet>>44449845i do t see women as objects so when i look at this i just appreciate her athletic ability, but if we were dating i would also want her to do this in bed with other guys
>>44449838I don't know where I made it though, if anything, they matched one of my red flags in the beginning, and ended up having 2 of them, so maybe I should've trusted my guts and tell her it's over in the beginning...>>44449854I think it was obvious enough that I'm not chuddy :(
watching sports is meant to be entertainment. want viewers? be sexy or be the best
>>44449879(doesnt know they are filled with spiders) Yayyyy
>>44449870>>44449861>>44449717>>44449724>>44449870IDK you and pichu or whoever seem to be having some sort of moment, unprompted too, visualize a man in your head and rotate him
im ugly and the worst
sets you up[the bomb
In male sports, young attractive women attend the events hoping to have sex with a star football player or baseball player. The problem is autistic men with no understanding of women.
>>44449863>it never ends, it's the only form of "love" we can expect...genuinely kill yourself. i hope you get deprived of the freak ass self-pity abuse you want and die unsatisfied>>44449870no yeah i get it, my biggest issue is that they see impressive feats of athletics and they're completely blind to that and primarily process it through a sexual lens instead>>44449873>a dogwhistle? no, i didn't hear anything>>44449878>buh buh what about women?>>44449887im visualizing and rotating the dude, but respectfully
seasons and puts stu in the oven
>>44449861I just thought it was impressive? Hands off your sissy rapestick.
>>44449879Stuey
>>44449887an extremely dry and normal conversation. are you good dude>>44449899i mean idk i think a lot of it is performative right. like it's a conscious effort to undermine that stuff by trying to recenter sex. tedious!
>>44449899Women are sexual beings too and have sexual thoughts about men they find physically attractive, as much as that pains you to acknowledge..
>>44449863I have so many dark urges and pent up anger, emotions with no outlet to release. If youd be willing id want to absolutely ravage and cross off every degenerate activity I can while punishing you for being such a gleeful sinner. Just the thought of you enjoying it makes me want to do worse things upon you. Just tie you up all day leaving you with no way to relieve yourself forced to piss yourself then occasionally have my fun with you before I climax and grow disgusted of you again. Leaving you wallowing in your own juices. But ill clean you up by the end of the day, I dont want my pet to be filthy. Im a good owner, and you're a grateful pet.
>>44449899While watching it I was just trying to figure out what sport was happening, my first guess was she was about to dive into water but I think it was actually just some kind of gymnastics. Just pointing out again that you talk and think about sex way more than I do, which confuses me.
>>44449910It's the most seeth-filled convo I've seen in a minute. you've seemed upset/unmedicated
>>44449886im laughing bc youre going to smell spiders and you dont even know>>44449902finally im useful>>44449904hello
every argument on this web page is two people trying to act more nonchalant than the other guy
>>44449921lol
>>44449932Are you okay?
>>44449930i am not nonchalant!!! i care so much!!!!!!!>>44449923i bet smiders spell good asf tho theyre cute and fluffy
smelling smiders...
you are not going to convince me it's outlandish or actually magically a reflection on me to criticize allosexuals for hypersexualizing sports. you can't just mask it under>erm i never actually mentioned sex!we all know how womens sports are treated and disrespected. we have all seen how the wnba gets talked about.and yes it's primarily men.
>>44449915
>>44449823>>44449863>>44449915holy shit take it to discord or /trash/ you faggots no one wants to read this
>>44449934im a little sleepy but i get to wash my hair rn and im excited for it. i want to brush brush brush
>>44449938theres a spider living on my back door do u want to see
>>44449887the transbians are malding about men again is this new?
>>44449915gem
As a white supremacist I deserve a nazi tranny gf
>>44449952I will allow my pet to ride my cock to their hearts content, Then right when im about to cum ill pull the rope thats attached to her noose for the optimal tightness until she passes out, then ill go for one more round on her passed out body before I finish inside and gently put them in my arms as you are my pet, my property. That i will take care of, and take advantage of. They have no family or friends to speak of and is too agoraphobic to even consider leaving my dungeon.>>44449945Fine Killjoy.
>>44449941I don't know anything about womens sports, and how they're treated or disrespected. I also don't know anything about mens sports, and how they're treated or disrespected.
>>44449947Yeah?
>>44449951I'm pretty sure she's one of the few people that's met dudes of here, more than one I think?
As a brown person I deserve white nazi bf
I'm going to be honest, the WNBA is a DIFFICULT nut.
>>44449970You're black
>>44449960
>>44449970
if the guy you like is in love with someone else all you have to do is perform an exorcism. vade retro succubus >w<>>44449962no not really i have too much texture to brush through it much unless it has a hair mask or oil or conditioner or something in it. but i'll get to at least have it a little closer to normal>>44449974maybe for you!>>44449948Idgaf
>>44449983>no not reallyI'll accept your concession
>>44449961valid way to be, no grievances with you>>44449974really dude?>>44449957kys
>>44449986???
>>44449990Get moogled hoe.
Fuck you trannies, if you don't want a nice bf, I'd just find a bbc nigger and be with him, because even he has more love than you, souless beings
>>44449981lmao
>>44449999Go to bed pichu
>>44449988Yes, I can't cum to that. Maybe it's easier for some but it's tough to eek out just a little nut to that not even pre
>>44449899>genuinely kill yourself. i hope you get deprived of the freak ass self-pity abuse you want and die unsatisfiedwhy are you treating me like some sort of rapist or pedo? I am a victim, not an abuser. I grew up without knowing the meaning of "love", all I ever felt was fear and hate, all I ever received was free anger. I managed to find my way into getting comfort out of it but you treat me like I'm the worst offender when all I want to be is a good loyal but unconventional husband
>>44449960You'll do none of these things or bathe or see sunlight
>women are so heartless, my loneliness is really giving bbc sissy
>>44450020You are angry at me because I was telling the sub the words they wanted to hear, You are breaking roleplay. You are so uptight.
recently i've been thinking about how things would be smoother in my lifelike if i was called greg instead of my regular name
fencers might have the best looking fits out of any sport desu
>>44450024Literally this. Finally someone said this. Yes, trannies are this bad and I'm tired of this board pretending they're not. They hate chasers, they hate bottoms, they hate themselves, they hate your hobbies, they are all lesbians and transbians or whores. Who knows, maybe the owner of the said bbc would share a tranny with me as well...
>>44449994me rn
>>44450033I'm not angry with you Clarence. Just disappointed.
Take his ass to an Admin Sit immediately(FailRP - Admin sit and warn -> four minute jail -> one day ban)
>>44449983you hate me
moogled...
Decency dog has been reading the chat and he's sad.
>>44450038there's a song i love called "roscoe" by midlake about this sort of thing>whenever i was a child i wondered what if my name had changed into something more productive like "roscoe">been born in 1891, waiting with my aunt roseline>>44450043agreeg
>>44450047me rn
>>44450049Yeah what an asshole, guy sees two people flirting and intervenes.
decency dog or devilish dog
>Pichu gives himself Terf bangs>Pichu start bitching AGP feminazi shitAGP transbian dieFeminazis don't want you skinwalker them
>>44450070No one wants to read your incel blabber
>>44450063what a poor cutely
>>44450080*sniff* your post made him feel a little better
ok i think im up now. i’m gonna crack open my hawaiian punch c4 that N7 inspired me to buy.>>44449782thank you bron bron>>44449797WOW what a talented doggy. i take it this was from when you saw them yesterday? what a cutie did you have a good time?
no lie, seeing an incel suffer makes me happy. i love seeing it.
>>44450092I don't think you went to sleep
>>44450095i did for about 30 minutes
Off tae bed for moi di lids enjoy your Sunday
>>44450100pft lol you need more sleep than that silly
>>44450106i did!! i fell asleep at 6:30 and woke up around 2:30. stayed up for a bit, then went back to bed for a little again.
I was born with my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck I almost died. Isn’t it funny that I knew even then I didn’t want to be here I tried to kill myself as soon as I was born. It would have been so much better if I was never born. I immediately tried to remedy it but even then it was too late
>>44450121that's my favorite ending of the butterfly effect, the darkest ending
>>44450130My shitty life is not a movie anon
i need a hug
>>44450121hey me tooyou know what's interesting is that birth difficulties can be traced back to neurodevelopmental disorders in the baby itself that mess up the signal pathway between the baby and mother
>>44450150*starts twerking* No
>>44450054kys passoid>>44450069WHY ARE YOU SOING THIS
*hugs your ass while you twerk* im gonna dig through this til i get to the other side then im going grazy slurper mode
I'm satisfied with the way I'm living. id give it a 50/100
>>44450178dont go grazy slurper mode... think of the consequences...
i wish my ffs was already donei wish insurance would cover any of it
>>44450161I have never been diagnosed with a neurodevelopmental disorders although now I have a neurodegenerative disease. I wish I was dead I should really get on that
100/100 would be im a billionaire and dating many sexy models both normal and trans
>>44450168dude
>>44450188mad you dont got no slurpers gooby?
I'm a fat fucking chud
>>44450203same
I have never seen an indoor high school
>>44450203me too
>>44450197*keeps twerking* what?
>>44450202idk what that means
https://youtu.be/xhZrhleXnPIyoutube recs r cookin>>44450047moogle :D
Simpleflips ex is so jealous, controlling, and vindictive, you'd almost think she was a trans girl.
>>44450092That was from this morning. Very sunny winters day over here, still making the most of it. You hitting the gym this morn?
>>44450228i really really really really really love them
>>44450234they're awesome :D i always used the moogle codex
>>44450232ah it's hard to keep track of time with the big time difference lol. that's nice tho, what's the temperature like in the winters there?>You hitting the gym this morn?I shall be yus. i would go now, but I need to pick up stuff from the store which opens at 7, so I'm going to leave a bit later so that I can hit the store on my way back. today's a cardio day.
omg remember when u go to the moogle home and meet the big moogle that was awesome :DDD
>>44450238oh I didn't know you played 14! or is there another moogle codex i don't know abouti always used the moogle rod too they're sooo cute right. we were twinning without even realising it! must be our telepathic bond>>44450244literally my favourite. they're so free I want to live like a moogle
good king moogle mog goood king mog
>>44450252i played 14 until ummmm i think the part where the cute lala princess fakes her death i dont think i went much past there cuz then i moved to finland and kinda havent been playing much mmos sinceaw man ffxiv is so whimsical and fun tho sometimes i kinda wanna get back into iti also rly liked the sylphs :Dlol i spent a ridiculous amount of time doing chocobo racing in the golden cactus or whatever the casino was called so i could get the cool white angel wingsthat was such a grind to breed like a top tier race chocobo lol
https://youtu.be/BCK_SSviKSElaughing at spending my life mastering the art of seduction and then losing interest in it completely. that's just like me
How much like a girl do I gotta look for y'all?
>>44449434simpleflips is concashd
>>44450240we had a max of 18 celcius and will have a minimum of 8 degrees tonight. what kind of cardio are you getting up to at the gym?
>>44450256IN MOGWE TRUSTi wanted to put an ASCII moogle at the end of this post but Google immediately returned this masterpiece I couldn't possibly compete with>>44450263ohhhh that part is so good... im really nostalgic for that era that's when I played the most. but yeah MMOs just need so much investment right. and I always basically end up playing solo... CHOCOBO RACING??? famously one of the most torturous things in the game cause of the server side movement??? you're hardcore for that... honestly it's kinda fun once you get the hang of it you must have had really good internet. or just psychic powers...
>>44450299if you're simpleflips and I'm Charlie Kirk then who's flying the f4mi
_.---._ .' '. / _,,_ \ |_ (o)(o) | _ | _''_ / ( ) | (_/\_) / `"` \ / `------` | | |____| __/. .\__ (_/ \ / \_) `` *KUPO!*
my razor doesnt work anymore :(
charlie kirk got exploded by the saturnians
>>44450303that sounds heavenly compared to our summers.>what kind of cardio are you getting up to at the gym?I just do incline walking with the treadmill set to target zone 2. idk how accurate the heart rate monitor is on it (probably not very) but I usually have it set to 12% incline and adjust the speed between 5 to 6.5 km/h to stay within that zone. very comfy cardio.
>>44450314literally crying looking at him he looks like a melted cake I forgot to zfill him I love him
>>44450295Grow your hair out and have a cute face and don't weigh 400 pounds. You can just be a twig or have a little bit of T&A and you'll be drowning in simps if you can achieve this, even if it just means being a twink with hair down to your chin.
>>44450315Beepy is in a unit threading her shit with fibers from a blanket none of us have any excuse
Your shitty techno isn't automatically interesting because it's microtonal
Your shitty techno is automatically interesting because i need to get some ass
>>44450323shes better than me i know. what do you want from me
>>44450338Now we're talking>>44450347I want you to go to the clubbbbbbbbbb
>>44450353thats for women
I'm not gonna be able to sleep more but I really wish I couldI don't wanna do anything I just wanna sleep
what happens at the clubbbbbbb
>>44450319Well my hair is grown, I have a bit of a mid face desu but I've been on hrt like 6 years and my body is decent. I've done the tripping thing and people liked me a bit but idk I'm kinda fat rn. I definitely was prettier skinnier. My body was worse tho but was just a emaciated twink build which ig isn't bad for a lot of people
>>44450355Well, yes!>>44450363you dance to music and drink alcohol if you want to
>>44450312Of course F4mi is the friend we have made along the way
i can't let go of how they treat meg. i can't get past it. it's not funny to me i don't understand the joke. i don't want to see her in pain. i love you megatron
>>44450353every few months I peek in here and have to figure out which anon is you. I have to admit it brings a bit of satisfaction to see that you continue to be terminally alone considering its been like 1.5 years and you havent really improved your personality at all
>>44450380What is the lore on that person are they a tranner?
>>44450380a year and a half is the blink of an eye my love. I'm in no rush. all is going exactly according to keikaku
>>44450363>>44450372Also you can do some party drugs
My cock is really hard
>>44450397I'm the devil. and don't you forget it
>>44450306lol does it have a bad reputation i didn't knowi do recall the movements feeling a bit janky but not that bad
>>44450369Then feel free to start posting behind catbox or unsee and farm >(you)'s talking about how they want to paint your face or whatever.
>>44450400I realised i was going to have a lifelong problem with addiction when very early into doing drugs I was like wow this is great but im not really into other people being here for this. like I would rather just like do this at home in private. Not really related. When I lived in student halls my bathroom light broke so it was like flickering and shit and I used to do a comical amount of ketamine back when ketamine was fashionable and lock myself in there and dance to grimes and that's still the best club experience I've ever had. anyway I'm basically sober these days if anyone ever needs a piss sample
any of you girls wanna go out for a few cocktails and a gossip tonight?
>>44450405try to crack it like a glowstick maybe
>>44450417it's the only place in the entire game where movement is handled on the server side rather than on the client side so people just find it a little clunky. but I think it's just a learning curve
>>44450431lol
i did my injection and my last one was 4 days ago
>>44450428god i wish im booked the fuck out for the next few weeks. we gotta hang out again some time though
>>44450425Fair enough, I prefer to do that stuff with my friends. Tripping alone can be fun though
>>44450428im a man
>>44450425i think I've just always been a weirdly very private person in certain ways i like my space. i like that about me
>>44450442you're a roasted turkey
>>44450421Nah it's kinda boring. I just like talking here every now and then. You could do that anywhere else and like actually get paid
>>44450440i definitely think it's much better to do it that way for sure like it's safer if nothing else >>44450437auspicious hour for an injection
>>44450397yes, tranner. theyve used a billion names but for a long time just went by 'bronya'. she cannot help but regularly start arguments based on her extremely retarded political beliefs or just around very basic things almost everyone agrees on like "its weird to want to eat human feces and I wouldnt want to date someone who does that". she larps as having basically no standards, up to and including pretending to want to fuck cybersmith (look him up if you dont know, its pretty funny), and yet by some strange coincidence only ever seems to manage to hook up with other trans women.
>>44450446a male one>>44450450it went perfectly too. no pain or bleeding
kinda funny how the dogslop tu*ner diaries constantly brings up black penises
>>44450438aw fr honestly it’s always so nice to see you :) being in first year of a uni course means i basically have infinite free time doesn’t it?>>44450442anyone who’s out sipping cocktails and trading gossip with me is a girl, i don’t make the rules
>>44450462Fuck yeah bro, same. It's so goated hey
>>44450451Sounds Based.
>>44450447I haven't seen anyone here with something worth saying in ages and only shitpost out of habit so I don't really see what the appeal would be, but you do you.
>>44450457all because of the timing. it's important to pay attention to these things
>>44450451sounds based
Can't sleep so I drank 4 shots
>>44450470omg we're basically twins
>>44450475Yeah same kinda why I don't frequent anymore unforch. Cg died a while ago
>>44450451holy deep cut. i don't want to fuck cybersmith but we do go way back we've hung out a couple times cause he's in my area. but no we're not sexually compatible he's looking for like the dommy mommy type and I find that a little tedious>>44450469for sure right you gotta start living that bohemian lifestyle immediately
>>44450464I was watching Hall Pass (2011 Owen Wilson comedy) and one of the bits was a black guy with a huge penis that they showed a closeup of for like 30 secondsThat was the entire joke
>>44450469ok well im not doing that>>44450476im going to only do it at the worst possible time
>>44450434chocobos r slippery creatures...
>>44450490>we've hung out a couple timesdeadass?
>>44450487FWIW it's not like anything was lost. Can't name a single person who managed to get a real relationship from here. It's really just endless wannabe egirls and an army of /soc/ tourists begging for pics.
what does it mean if i feel like none of these people would actually date me? is it over?
>>44450490debating quitting my current job and being one of those cvnty bartenders who insult the punters and spit in the drinks instead to better match the lifestyle>>44450494:(
Tiktok of a postop trans girl recounting how her mom made her go to the sperm bank when she started her transition at 15 but she never masturbated before and couldn't nut and texted her mom from the nut room "I can't cum :(" and her mom gave her jerk-off advice but she couldn't finish so the cum center ladies didn't charge herI think I just watched fetish content
>>44450522I look like top left and I would love to take you out on a date
>>44450537lets go on a date then, ill even pay!
I'm back on the hunt for faggots in london
>>44450519I've met a few real cool guys from here most ended in them just wanting to fuck but still some nice interactions. Especially one but I fumbled that. I know of one relationship tbf and that one is cool. I knew them both for a bit, idk I feel there can still be worth here but I think it's more of a problem with the ever changing for the worse landscape of 4chan in general. It became a fad to an extent and all the more organic posters went elsewhere or just got real lives
>>44450550Isn't that just an everyday activity for britoids like fox hunting?
>>44450550How many fags do you smoke a week? consider a vape its healthier.
>>44450541Where do you live? I would never let the lady pay on a first date tho
>>44450572phillyyy
>>44450571I've only smoked one faggot, they haven't caught me yet
>>44450555Oh right, you probably mean Nils and Sobe. I forgot about them. >Especially one but I fumbled that.Trying to mindpalace sleuth who you are based off of this, but I only know 2 guys who were in a situation such as that, one of them being me, and I don't get the impression you're either of the girls involved in those instances. I'm guessing I don't actually know who you are at all.
>>44450578its not illegal to smoke fags in London.
isn't it a little weird that you're so preoccupied with trans girls
cucking my choid bf by cuddling with my skog
>>44450586This is great news for me
>>44450590Punching him and nutting on him and calling him mean names and telling him his mom doesn't actually love him while you're at work
>>44450577Oh :(
>>44450589It's a little weird that your mouth is preoccupied with my cock you faggot
Memory of being 5 and telling my nanny's toddler that his mom is never coming back while we were in the car waiting for her to get something and the feeling of satisfaction while he cried
bottom left.... @_@
>>44450604your penis is 5 inches
>>44450589I'm really not desu, I just post here out of habit nowadays. I could go for a cis woman or a trans woman though it really doesn't bother me atp
>>44450617And you love it
>>44450598punching you and nutting on you and calling you mean names
>>44450609I look like that but with archier eyebrows
Tranners, long hair on a guy, y/n? Assume at least decently maintained and otherwise traditionally masculine. Supposedly women hate it but I'm not cutting it.
>>44450624hawt
>>44450617mine is like 2 soft and 6.5 hard
>>44450621lol dicklet
>>44450626YES
>>44450628Actually same Gf soft-mogs me but I hard-mog her x2
>>44450631It's pretty big for tranny
>>44450626I'd like to try it one day but never been able to push through the awkward phase
>>44450451I should have recognized Bronya she is based
>>44450626If you're attractive it's attractiveI had long hair for 12 years and cut it recently and no change in women
>>44450640Wrong gen
>>44450626No, bad experience with guys who have long hair so I'm biased now
What did you do when the site died in spring of last year?I checked out the lefty fag imageboard, didn't have the same panache
i should have never transitioned tbhh, i looked relatively good before and i basically disfigured myself by transitioning
>>44450494classic>>44450497they are wilful by nature...>>44450501i know everybody who's anybody im not good at much but i like to network>>44450528LMAO>>44450659i went to the clubbbbbbbbbb
>>44450608you were cool af
>>44450473>>44450483She is it's kinda crazy >>44450490Lmao that dude definitely looks like the dommy mommy coper type
>>44450637Based, hard is more important anyway plus its kinda funny seeing the change
>>44450678I knew you'd get it, he shouldn't have been such a bitch
I feel goodEthel Cain Onanist
>>44450670Post a pre trans pic so we can assess
>>44450659I visited all the alt chans mostly lain chan. Then I checked out the sharty and felt like they are way too insane then I lurked the farms a little then I went on a trip down memory lane and visited somethingawful. I also was pretty active on /dd/ if you know you know
it's weird not having any pre trans pictures and also developing an aversion to looking at myself in the mirror as a young kid because i've completely memory holed what i looked like pre trans. sometimes it feels like a part of me that i've completely lost.
>>44450670You were hot as a guy and you're hot as a girl but the transgender trauma prevents you from feeling it
>>44450709I'm currently doing the no mirrors thingI can't handle it
>>44450716i'd recommend forcing yourself to look at yourself in the mirror because not doing so kinda fucks you up ime
>>44450580I mean maybe, if youve frequented here for years and were/are in Chicago for school then there's a high chance that you know me. If that's not ringing a bell then sorry. If it does I won't lie I still miss you and I wish I worked things out better, I'm still a lonely fag loser haha
>>44450699>>44450710nah im chopped now
i can remember what i looked like before because i still look like that
>>44450709Nah, not that weird. After awhile you just forget what you use to look like.
>>44450727This is so clearly a woman barely holding it back lmao reppers are so funny Good you moved on from thatI hope you can come around to seeing yourself as you are soon unencumbered by the shame
>>44450692it feels good
>>44450738idk i think if you do it for too long it really messes with your perception of self
>>44450747I can't feel anything
>>44450716DO NOT DO THIS!!! the mirror is the only thing between you and the warped self image your brain is forming!!!! that shit makes everything so much worse it's like putting concealer over a third degree burn you're managing the symptoms by making the underlying condition worse
>>44450754I must dissociate from the flesh
>>44450753numbness is the highest form of pleasure
>>44450725Pretty stumped at this point. I didn't go to school in Chicago but it's close enough that I kept mental notes on people who mentioned being around there. Only ideas I got are you're the girl who last I heard was dating a tboy (who I thought was hot af but we never chatted), or you ARE the girl I chatted with and you forgot where I actually went to school. Or I don't know you at all.
picture of me from today or five years ago
>>44450760Brb listening to Amber Waves with this in mind
>>44450763literally no difference
>>44450763you look a lot different
>>44450759there is not an option where you get to just refuse to come to terms with the reality of being human and inside of a body. it is childish to dig your heels in. the longer you put it off the harder it will be
>>44450763That's crazyYou went from just some guy to a hot girl who eats spaghetti
>>44450771more masculine maybe>>44450773you are blind
>>44450772No, I do not accept the corporealDrugs will set me free
>>44450769You'll get mad but estrogen made you look extremely wealthy. Like you look 500x richer in the recent photo
>>44450769What happened to your beauty mark
>>44450765it's something I've been thinking about lately
>>44450776good luck babe!
>>44450783It's gotta be hard while nixing the prescriptions and extra-curriculars, rightI need to be numb, it's not about pleasure it's about getting by
>>44450782one time i told nika I thought the mole on her face was really pretty and it turned out it was a crumb from something she ate. so
>>44450787Rat-tat-tat-tat on your dumb-dumb drumThe beat so phat gonna make me comeOver to your place
>>44450799Literally lol'ing my socks off in bed rnThat's so bronya
>>44450791i just walked to a point where i didn't need it to get by anymore. it's not difficult but it takes a little time. these days everything is easy
>>44450800greatest of all time. Dr Luke when I catch you>>44450805we're all just doing our best
>>44450727>>44450763very clearly successful transitions, wtf are you two talking about?? you both look much nicer now btw
>>44450810Me soon inshallah Let's all do our best
>>44450823let's get it
>>44450754this is an extremely true statement btw, i regularly check the mirror just to remind myself that the extremely warped self image i have does not match reality
>>44450819I was gonna post something spicy about my intentions for Dr. Luke but my NSA agent is on her toes lately so I thought twice
i’m about to take my student ID picture, should i keep it natural or serve?
>>44450777im wearing a more expensive shirt in the new one>>44450782hrt cleared up my acne>>44450822not me
Contrary to popular opinion on choids I'm actually kinda okay looking
kinda weird how 4chan used to be nothing but outsiders and outcasts and nowadays you get the most milquetoast champions of the status quo flipping their lid when you say capitalism is bad
I relate to trans women's before and after pics because I used to be fat as hellIt's weird uncoupling your mind from your old self and getting used to how differently people see you nowObviously my situation is way more borked because I did it to myself and wasn't just born into it but you get me
>>44450876Take me back to pre-2010s libertarian left 4chan
>>44450860This place is partially how I realized I'm actually decently good looking but I still stopped caring and got fat.
>>44450822i feel like i look i got plastic surgery and went through a male puberty '-'
>>44450845Serve, plan to do the same with driver's license renewal soon lol
>>44450761Probably never interacted desu. Names salem and if you never came over to New Mexico then we don't know each other. If there's some part of me that really hopes I'll see him again one day. I don't think that'll ever happen
>>44450835lmfao>>44450832it's good to touch base I dunno i think it's important to not lose sight of it being a fundamentally psychological problem rather than a physical one you know what I mean>>44450858and you wouldn't have that shirt without hormone replacement therapy. are you wearing your linens. i love how fancy you are it makes me feel poor it's invigorating>>44450876this exact sentiment makes me that friend who's too woke about the nothing ever happens meme. like i don't actually get annoyed by it but a tiny part of me is like. what kind of person wants to believe the status quo is indestructible. because it isn't
If I give myself a black eye will they still let me take a passport photo
>>44450918i am wearing that shirt still i havent changed since yesterday. im wearing pajama pants with it
The concept of stu being fancier than binga Okay stu you can dm her some more gore now
>>44450932i never stopped
>>44450921Stop trying to elude the Portuguese government
>>44450916Yeah, nope, no clue. Like the name though.I haven't seen any of the notable guys I knew for ages post in a long time so I wouldn't expect much. Lotta people who who got burned come and doompost. Lotta people who burned others come and guilt post. Can't say I've ever seen any time 2 people actually knew each other.
It's crazy that some women can cum from their nipples
I recorded the video.
>>44449434Is grindr a good place to find twinks and femboys? Or should I try another app.
>>44450951Yeah but you gotta filter out the dozens of dms and taps from old DL dudesIf you're hot it'll work
>>44450923the rule is if you don't post it to socials you can keep wearing the same outfit for up to a month consecutively>>44450932she really is like i was never much for the cultivated refinement of it all I'm too clumsy. stu has that regal bearing >>44450937please at this point I'm barely trying they make it too easy for me
>>44450945Post
>>44450943Women can do anything
>>44450961do i still have to wash myself?
>>44450971My mom was always telling me this and it's why I became a chaser
>>44450943its not weird at all, thats how you feed infants
>>44450976I don't like this anthropological idea, please delete
>>44450900if you think you look anything like the pre trans pic you are mistaken. i feel like a mistake a lot of girls make is resembling their pre trans selves and thinking that means you look like a guy, which really isn’t the case, men and women can resemble each other all the time. me, my sister, my dad, and his sister all have the same face, we all very strongly resemble each other, does that mean the two cis women look like guys? not at all, they just bear a family resemblance to a trans woman and cis man they’re related to. you could almost think of it as your pre trans self being a brother, when a brother and sister look like each other it doesn’t mean the sister looks like a guy. yes it’s common to bear a resemblance to your pre trans self, but that doesn’t mean you look like a guy. does any of that make sense? i’m sorry my brain is absolute mush todayessentially what im trying to say is that you now look like how you would have looked had you been born a cis woman, same person, different sex and gender if ygm?
>>44450955I'm in my 20's but I look like 50 and am really hairy so I assume that's either extremely hot or not hot.
evil trannies that lie to you <3
>>44450941Thx <3 and rip, yeh it was years ago but a delulu part of me thinks Ill hear from him again but I doubt it'll happen. People recognize me here an there. Prolly might name post again when I'm skinnier. Ehh whatevs
>>44450992Looking 50 is crazyBut I'm also hairy af and the fem gayboys went crazy for it back in my grindr era
>>44450907okay perfect, going to use the expensive foundation and straighten my hair, fresh set of lash extensions on too yessssss>>44450918it’s the same as losing weight in a way isn’t it? like the process is so glacially slow it takes your mind forever to catch up with how you actually look until you have enough real life experiences of people perceiving you that you’re forced to update things
I think norm macdonald was the funniest person who ever lived
>>44450989yeah i get what u mean. the first time i made out with a girl when i was 13 all of the kids in my class made fun of me because she looked so similar to her twin brother who they were friends with
>>44450972you're washing yourself??>>44450975Don't speak on this>>44451004no for sure. all things with the body right ageing is the same way. the mental baggage is strong
>>44451002Yeah I don't know why I suspect it's some weird prenatal testosterone thing that I have basically neanderthal features.
>>44451008Me too fren
If someone had a crush about you and they made a video about it how would you feel? Mind you they keep you anonymous.
>>44451009>first time>13damn shagger you got started early lmaofr though like that’s exactly the point, i mean it’s clear to see how people get caught up thinking this after transitioning. i think i’m fortunate in that my sister and dad look identical so im forced to have perspective on it, but i mean just look at some of the other women in your own family and im sure you’ll be able to spot exactly what im on about
>>44451011>Don't speak on thisLmaoNo, you will hear about itShe gave me the sex talk at 11 about how two males who love each other can have anal sex and I took that to heartDiva
>>44450984i just thought the idea of you not knowing what milk is was funny. im not weird>>44451011no and im scared youre going to make me start
>>44451023I would feel like concashd
>>44451023Grossed out and manipulated if one-sided, flattered and happy if knowingly mutual
>>44451011ageing is crazy, you don’t notice a thing happening then one day it just seems to all happen at once, fucking mental
>>44451027she wanted to slut you out
roasted stu sandwich with potato and gravy
im back whatd i miss
bronya i got an oled monitor recently and it's really nice for gaming it feels like a bigger upgrade than a gpu upgrade
>>44451023you can just send me it it’s okay
>>44451034I don't think what I made was too much. More of a blog, but I didn't get too crazy with it.
>>44451040Jokes on her I'm slutting out the other boys (read: girls)She definitely tried by putting me in figure skating and horseback lessons though
>>44451046nothing much really, we had a few pre trans pictures posted which was interesting, just been deciding what we should get for lunch otherwise
>>44451048cool i been wanting one of thoes for a while>>44451057mm i need 2 eat something too i havent had food todayi would post a depressing pretrans pic but i dont wanna ruin my mood yet
>>44451060there was a really big sale i got it for like 28% off so check amazon. they've come down in price a lot.
>>44451048what model I want one
>>44451064woa nice we love a good discountbut i already have a monitorits nothin fancy but it worksim in my cheapskate era i dont pay for shit
>>44451049Is this too mean to say?https://litter.catbox.moe/4soih0mlyqcsw2ln.jpg I think it's funny.
>>44451053>faghag mom trying to make a gay son chaser origin story
sneed eep listening to persona 5 ost in bed
>>44451027ok diva. good for her>>44451032I'm getting the hose. stay there>>44451023i don't do public displays of affection it feels like it's more about your ego than it is anything to do with me. if a guy proposed to me in public I'm walking away immediately. this would fall under that category for me like your number would be blocked and you're never seeing me again>>44451038I've been really enjoying it so far I wonder if my opinion will change in five years ten years twenty good willing>>44451048YAHOOOOO im happy you're in luxury. a nice monitor is such a big luxury right. mine has a big scratch down the middle but I just ignore it
wait is 27 inch the best one for 1440p pixel density or was it 32 inch
>>44451079I agree I would never propose in public. But I don't feel it's really ego. Just something I felt the need to talk about. Idk. I never mentioned anyone's name or my name because I don't want that.
>>44451071okay, i’m going to be fr with you here. absolutely do NOT send that to her
>>44451087I hate that I know the pearl reference Mtfg trannies shouldve let it die
>>44451095never
>>44451088good luck
>>44451091Break it down what was it that's the worst? I'm bad at being sweet lol
>>44451093Miku makes kids trans what's her problem
>>44451023Feels a bit off to me, feels like the kind of guys who would talk shit in public if things go south or during an argument
When I came out as bi my bro said he should've known since I'm the funniest guy he knows
>>44451060i’m going to make a mozzarella and rocket sandwich with some balsamic glaze, i can do one for you too if you like? :)>>44451079well all ive been hearing from anyone is how good things get after you hit 30. i do enjoy the way people under 25 view me as a fountain of knowledge and wisdom. i’ll let you know what it’s like when i get there
>>44451104Power
>>44451106Hmmmm. I don't know then, I didn't make the video just got high and recorded the audio. I'm not like that though.
I feel so stigma
>>44451108report back for sure!
>>44451066i got the lg 27gx704a-bi was gonna get a similarly priced/specd samsung qd oled panel but this one had better brightness/hdr support (even tho it's just hdr 400 kinda a meme)>>4445108727 is better. 32 1440p pixel density is equivalent to 1080p i think.
>>44451110UnderstandableChange is a deeply addictive drug
>>44451102you’re simultaneously insulting her and mentioning funko pops, i know this might make sense amongst boys but if you’re trying to be sweet to a girl this is absolutely not the way. if a guy i didn’t know said he’d assigned me the nickname funko pop because of my “big ass head” i would:1.) be weirded out that you’ve got such a strong mental note of me, it lowk gives stalker2.) kill myself
Iothbrok has terrible game wtf did I just read
>>44451119Alright, I won't do it lol. I'm just jestering.
>>44451123He's a low-inhibition median IQ and those dudes fuck like crazy, red flags be damned
if a weird little 5'7" guy who likes sucking on shitlogs liked me i'd kill myself
>>44451108that sounds awesome i love mozzarellawats rocket tho
>>44451131trip on lothbrok
Good morning, sometimes when I wake up I just pull my pants down to let the ball sweat dry instead of showering. Who want me?
Bruh it's just teasin I just don't like to be mushy and I think she gotta big head it's cute.
>>44451139Buy an industrial fan from home depot and air it out, much quicker
if some gay manlet wrote a song for me i'd probably kill myself
>>44451153Me talking to my boys about the tranny who has a crush on me
can i go to the coffee shop like this or am i too freaky looking?
>>44451135real actually
https://voca.ro/17A2tCSbNzAu
>>44451157you look great ceeb
>>44451157you have that blank stare if a model
>>44451131>fuck like crazy Didn’t he have a months long dry spell and he had to desperately find some bearded fat drunk femboy in a club that was most likely a larp?
>>44451157ur pretty go get some coffee!
>>44451163good morning mateo
>>44451156lol
i want bangs but my cowlick right on my hairline complicates that
>>44451170https://voca.ro/138mvrZkfIVg
>>44451167that was lothbrok off trip im 100% sure of it
I used to fuck like crazy but the dry spell has been quite long so I feel you'd need to give me three practice rounds to get my form back
>>44451157your cheekbones are always so beautiful you really suit wearing your hair up like that
>>44451186He was on trip detailing it…
bf like this or nothing
>>44451196i agree with bronya on this, you should show em off
>>44451196Rare bronya compliment. The table crashout must have purified your soul.
>>44451186No? I'm about to go to sleep. Also the girl was bearded? I don't know where that came from she was a tranny. Also not a larp I posted screenshots of us talking afterwards that night.
>>44451197no i mean the person who said he probably fucks like crazy
>>44451186>>44451197No my bad. Forgot to show you that not me. I've actually never posted off trip because I'm really retarded and don't know how to get trip code once I erase it.
>>44451206Those screenshots made me embarrassed for you
>>44451177I have the same issue, do swept bangs instead
>>44451196>>44451205what happened w/ a table??
>>44451222Big ass though.
>>44451200https://voca.ro/19HbVn5v5bAh
how do you even go on a dryspell? just get tinder and don't be under 6'
>>44451227I’m sorry bro I’m just in a rotten mood my bad for being rude
wait i forgot im not posting seals anymore im posting dilapidated machinery
>>44451042hooray!!>>44451053im a other boy>>44451079please no...
金銭安全 仕事運 >>44451205I bring nothing to the table>>44451226I bring nothing to the table
>>44451236TINY TWINKS WITH FIRM BALLS????
What happened to bofa, where's bofa!?
let's all love the uss akron
>>44451239Yeah true, mostly on me, don't really find hookups fun anymore
>>44451269https://voca.ro/1ijwjGqaCo2n
>>44451272she joined dada’s server and we never heard from her again
>>44451272Moved to china so he can't use fourchan anymore
what’s bofa?
>>44451277
>>44451285https://voca.ro/1lhcMWQy0wsL
>>44451136it’s a leafy green vegetable that has a really nice, distinct flavour to it, with pepper and balsamic dressing it’s to die for in a salad, or on a sandwich with some mozzarella! :D>>44451157girl i keep telling you, you are like radiantly beautiful. go to the coffee shop and watch every woman in there tighten her grip on her boyfriends arm
>>44451283dada
>>44451294hello kitten
>>44451276they're good if you are trying to forget someone
>>44451292thats arugula. dont call it rocket thats weird. no one does that what even is that
>>44451296>_<
>>44451301>”its called soccer!”
>>44451298nta but that didn’t work for me it just made it worse. having meaningless shallow sex that won’t lead anywhere with a gross manwhore just made me miss my golden retriever bf even more
>>44451008>>44451018post fav norm clipshttps://youtu.be/lGdPOv__hpg?si=hm7wGSyBb_uYdqgP
how its going>>44451292ohhhh i call that arugula yea its nice good on pizza toothat sounds like a yummy sandwichi made myself a sad quesadilla but it was ok cuz i had some jalapenos to put in it
>>44451287this is cruel and inhumane you never met me do anything I hate you I hate you
>>44451328https://voca.ro/1eFe4EgaLvpE
>>44451292hmm perhaps! or maybe theyre scared im a trans mass shooter or something!
>>44451338... okay (=｀ェ´=)
reading haskell tutorials cuz im bored
i think its cool that theres a command called succ
>>44451375https://voca.ro/1b4Iq0HRAEo7
>>44451319ohhh yeah it is good on a bbq pizza isn’t it? i haven’t had a pizza since i locked in on getting skinny>>44451352didn’t they give up pushing that whole thing?
>>44451389mm i think i can commonly find pizzas that have like prosciutto and that stuff on it oh and also parmesanthose r p goodidr what that kinda pizza is calledtheres a lot of pizza places around where i live, i like to get one that has mozzarella, tomatoes, artichokes and balsamic on iti like artichokesany kind of pickled veggies rlyis an artichoke a vegetable? must beits probably related to asparagus right
theres only 7 volumes of heavenly delusion translated into english rn. they need to get to the tenth one bc that one has michika on the cover and i want it
>>44451396did u ever get a 4 seasons pizza. i havent bc i dont like all the stuff they have
>>44451409no whats that
>>44451389idek anymore but i do have some anxiety about being viewed by others as a predator of different sorts whether terroristic or sexual
>>44451375Bronya how does one get a Chinese citizenship?
>>44451415it has like 4 things on it or something. i wasnt prepared for any questions sorry
The only thing I want trannies shooting is big loads up this chaser bussy
>>44451396mmmm reading this is really putting me in the mood for a pizza rn, maybe i should have one for dinner? i mean it’s been months since i last had one so surely it won’t be a problem? are you vegetarian btw? that reads like a very vegetarian taste in pizza :)>>44451421it’s entirely propaganda though, i can assure you literally nobody views you that way
>>44451428pathetic.>>44451421relatable
>>44451444hmmm perhaps>>44451450but youre like actually normal mamo!!
>>44451457get outta here nerd
why does this thread pretend hsts tops don't exist?
>>44451444im not a strict vegetarian but i do tend to avoid meati say go for it! its ok to treat urself now and then rightsry i hope im not making things harder for u by posting abt food Dx
>>44451386OH NO
im hsts top
I wish I had a girlfriend that would give me head scratches and a massage, and I would prepare breakfast for her while she's in bed, bringing her a fruit bowl and a cup of the finest coffee.This will never be a reality for me though because I am a lolcow. I wanted to hide who I was before but it's no good to build a relationship on lies and when she sees a picture of me she "lolz and dips".Reputation is everything and I've learned this painful lesson. don't sully your good name :(
>>44451476Where are the bodies rick?
>>44451450im sorry..
>>44451472https://voca.ro/1kHspPZMDvFA
what does it mean if im a switch but im only interested in topping women with vaginas
sarah using my mouth as an ashtray
>>44451476just find some poor ohio girl who don’t know about your sissy twerking videos is ohio really that bad for dating?
>>44451458no way im a freaki always feel like my presence is making everyone around me uncomfortablealwaysi felt ur post was relatable bc i have the same fears, that ppl think im dangerous or unhinged or predatory in some wayp much every time i leave my house Dx>>44451480you should be. the future belongs to those with the will to seize it.
i wish i could be asuka
>>44451479your posts always haunt me, pal.I hope every poster wakes up everyday and should say to themselves, it least I'm not Rick. Be thankful for that gift that reality has bestowed upon you.Drawing hentaialoneLiving in an apartmentaloneJacking offalone
You actually can't understand why women think other women are beautiful without being a post-feminist who understands reification. In prior generations, women called each other beautiful to compliment each other and boost each other's confidence within social norms that reduce women to their appearances. Women are still in the habit of doing this, and as feminists always fail to do, because the practice makes women feel good, it's been insufficiently criticized. The function of the practice remains invisible to women, but the form, the insistence that this or that woman is beautiful, remains. This is how men live in a world where cibi looks fine but women live in a world where she is radiantly beautiful.
>>44451425You don't. it's technically possible under very specific circumstances but it's comically rare. what you actually want is a permanent residence permit, equivalent to the American "green card", which you can obtain via four years of stable employment in a recognised field, 10mil+ RMB of investment and three years of clean tax records, or five years of marriage to a native citizen. even if you meet these criteria the process is still extremely selective. but if you can get one you qualify for things like healthcare and pensions
>>44451483NOOOOOOO
>>44451500That sounds really tedious damn
>>44451489Ohio isn't great for dating I'd say.If I'm being real though, I need to work on myself. I dated a girl for about a couple months but she lost attraction to me.We stayed friends but once women get to know me, they lose attraction fast.I view it as a personal failing, can I fix it? I don't think I can and should probably try to stop dating because it's only painful and also I don't want to waste the other person's time
>>44451496i always wanted to be ritsuko desu
im detransing
>>44451516*daps u up*Aight catch u later cuh
>>44451499this. well said low cortisol asa anon. It feels similar to how specifically disfigured or ugly people get more commentary about how theyre beautiful than very beautiful women who have more of a skewed commentary w/ hate reactions>>44451495yeaaa it sucks ik how u feel. I will say you should be grateful for your shortness because being tall makes it worse! it ebbs and flows like a tide though, better and worse times. A couple months ago though i remember i went to the movies and i wore jacket but it was hot out and when i got in the theater i wanted to unzip my jacket while standing in the snack line because i was hot but it felt so insidious like if me unzipping my jacket might trigger people around me into fright / unease so I sort of just stayed still and stoic. >>44451511good choice
>>44451497I'm sorry rick. I wish the best for you but I will never stop
my tummy hurts
>>44451495im sorryyyy ;-;
>>44451523I wasn't trying to neg you cibs. I said you look fine. I think you're attractive, personally. You definitely don't need to be anxious about getting coffee. You're just not radiantly beautiful. It's fine to not be gorgeous. I'm not gorgeous either.
>>44451526nah, it's fine. I'm just trying not to be an A-hole and just enjoy the craziness of this place.On a sidenote, I can bench over 300 pounds now! I think I can princess carry any girl now <3
goob morbin
>>44451523im sorry fren :<i wish the world was different
i'm stuck in an abusive relationship that i'm too scared to leave
>>44451537you look very huggable here rick
>>44451558thanks :) I'm REALLY trying hard not be a jerk anymore and to stop g00ning to the ladies. I slipped up with Stu a couple days ago, I just... idk she looked cute but I'm trying to be a respectable gentleman :)When I get into a relationship. I CAN'T absolutely CANNOT look at other women, I don't want to be tempted and a loving relationship is what makes life so much better, I also would hope the other person and I truly care about each other and want to see the best for oneanother.>>44451552I have a friend stuck in one, the man pays for everything so she can't leave and she's naturally more submissive. I'd say go to therapy, work it out or leave if you can.
bf who does my shot for me
Stu almost got RICKED
>>44451504https://voca.ro/1ht02H9YSnMm
>>44451581She figured me out right quick lolNah, I can't be doing that shit man. All the relationships I see IRL are built off the man truly being there for his lady and the lady chooses him and gives him absolute loyalty.I think true love that lasts is built out of this. I could be wrong but I think girls are showered with attention and gifts so how can a guy stand out and prove his love?
Good morning, good day for cardio today (I'll do it later I swear)
>>44451552https://voca.ro/1iIOVkdphQ90
my nipples hurt
>>44451597https://voca.ro/12OfRSHGTwXv
>>44451537You need to be on BLACKED
>>44451599sometimes mine do too>>44451597everyday, gotta do it
>>44451603whats that?
>>44451604Can't do it everyday brah, I need the caloric surplus to beat PRs. I'll go on a cardiomaxxing arc as soon as I hit them though.
>>44451506visas are never exactly a bundle of laughs but china is particularly strict about it. the primary advice at every step of the process is "give up" lmfao. it would be almost exactly the same if I wanted to move to America though the difference is just that you can pay the Americans a flat sum in cash and immediately be treated like a native citizen. classic
>>44451593well I guess if it's for the orphans...
im giving up the dilapidated machinery bit its making me depressed
heaven knows im miserable now
i need to inject the nothing ever happnes juice today
>>44451651https://voca.ro/1asobjXmYvi3
>>44451671me too! let’s do it together right now!
i llove my life
>>44451664Loving Marie forever, my favorite short stack princess
im so pretty and evil
>>44451664*GONK*
>>44451679You're not allowed to. You are stupid
>>44451671DO IT
They're raping me at work today
is singing your body hair with fire bad for you skin?
>>44451690i was being ironic i hate my life and i know :(>>44451690>>44451677i dont like seeing the needle
gorny guys. new word i just made up: SOBEGONE. it's when you are afflicted by sobe
>>44451703i hate needles too but i just did mine! please clap
that thing is too big lmao why cant they come up with other injections method that doesnt envolve inserting a needle into your body
>>44451708goob morbin sobe. do you an nils use your screen names or christian names when talking off line?
I invented a new fetish. It's called thunderplay. basically a tranny would dress up in funeral garb and stand in front of a fireplace, then I'd pretend to be James Bond and Id clock the tranny and she'd fall face first, then I'd take her shoes off and snif them.
>>44451708https://voca.ro/13EsxvKQlYWJ
>>44451714why not do subq?
>>44451708Did you manage to fix your car jam or are you two just having gay sex in a midwestern motel all day
>>44451723real names doing otherwise would feel bizarre & terrible>>44451737western north dakota is NOT the midwest. also no there's no chance my car ever moves of its own accord again
>>44451728its a brazilian trannydition
>>44451745but likejust don't if it bothers you?
hi mouse
>>44451756hi anon how r u?
>>44451760so tired
>>44451769aw how come? did you get enough sleep last night?
>>44451747i cant let my sisters down
im bored
Should daddy responsibly eat the food he already has at home or should daddy spend $50 on Uber Treats for the third day in a row?
>>44451804eat the food you prepareddont be weak
>>44451775i slept most of the day yesterday and like 10 hours last night. i think im dying
>>44451811Wrong answer. Bad girl.
who's going to be the new wolverine actor? they just announced cyclops is phillip seymor hoffman's son
>>44451684dont call me that >_>>>44451687:D i like gonk droidsi like pit droids too when i was a kid i wanted to have my own
>>44451804https://voca.ro/1dGTlXQIZeUE
>>44451820cavil
>>44451816weakness. impulse controlled. shaky.lacking discipline.eat your treats.
>>44451804i would be so uncomfortable at this kknd of function
>>44451814that's no good :(i went to bed super early last night too, i was super tired. has anything happened recently? have you been eating ok?
>>44451824lol doubt. they made that joke in the deadpool wolverine movie in the part w/ the multiverse wolverines
>>44451822Gock droids>>44451823Yeah I might order on an app and go pick it up>>44451827If you insist :)
>>44451838https://voca.ro/18UvD2C9jbXR
>>44451822this part always scared the shit out of me
>>44451836yeah that’s what i was referencing
>>44451791I used to do this for HCG or something, it made my testicles larger and that was kinda fun. wasn't worth the money though so I stopped>>44451537my pic is still up? neat>>44451833i havent been able to sleep either. I go to bed at 1 and wake up at 6I think I drink too much water before bed, hi mouse, mew mew
>>44451846okay dickhead
>>44451833i didn’t eat much yesterday cause i was sleeping i guess
>>44451855make sure to get some food in then, some healthy carbs and fats. and drink plenty of water. are you feeling sick at all?
>>44451853D: what did i do :(((((
>>44451804to be honest, a lot of them are heckin' cute. especially the one to the right and the tall queen
>>44451863:p
>>44451864Imagine you and me in there crushing tranner tranussy like a couple of wolves in a flock of sheep.
>>44451804is this fake? why is walmart tranny still wearing her work choker?
>>44451861im just super dizzy mostly. im going to make coffee
>>44451875I wish we could but in all honesty with all those cute gorls in the room. I'd probably be sweating in the corner drinking my seltzer water. I'm really bad at flirting. on dates I usually shake a girls hand and act like a businessmanyou think you'd do well in that girl space house party?
>>44451885i like to take gravol for that, if you have that or are able to go to the store.take care of yourself <3
>>44451892Man shit. Just another day for a chaser like me
>>44451896what is gravol
>>44451892if you get nervous talking to girls one thing that helps when you're talking to tranners at least is to remember they have dicks
>>44451903it's an anti nausea/dizzyness medication. might be a canadian thing idk. if you go to the drug store I'm sure they'll point you in the right direction
>>44451898I've only got one gorl to cuddle with me at a party but she had a boyfriend. I asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime and she said "absolutely not" and she continued to cuddle me. I do not understand...but in all honesty it's probably for the best, I don't want to ruin relationships especially for another C-man like us.how do you do this? do you approach and say, how do you do, beautiful?
>>44451908i don’t think i want to drive rn but maybe i can try to get some later. thank you mouse
>>44451845what is that the sandcrawler or smth
>>44451906I'm actually scared of the girls here because they're actually pretty intelligent lol, they're very good at insulting me in a way that hurts
>>44451848you did hcg to grow your balls? lmao
lol i love the silly pics in this book
>>44451927yep and it worked, I had a bad hormonal imbalance when I was younger so they're full sized and hairy again.like willy wonka balls, a little toot of the horn
>>44451921no worries take it easy nona :>
>>44451925strange larp
>>44451922I think it's on bespin when they get captured by the empire but idk it's been so long since i've seen any starwars
>>44451537>I can bench over 300 poundshell yeah Ricky!!!
i think i should die
>>44451938huh? who's larping? a lot of the girls here or that posted here are smart, work in the sciences and programming, etc.
>>44451939same lole i know episode 5 p well the rest of the movies r just a blur to me
>>44451945you really need to stop the negative self-talk. it's not easy but it's not doing you any favors, I should know because I did it a lot in the past.it started with youtube algorithms serving me bad content that made me sad and it went from there
MAMO BRONYA HELP!
>>44452014a and c
i fucking love the revolver in half life
i should buy a revolver. six bullets more than enough to kill anything that moves
>>44451961kys
thanks for standing up for me stu
>>44452034I didn't know that was you off-trip.still you shouldn't be saying all this negative stuff to yourselfSidenote: This is the coolest card in pokemon pocket right now, I'm happy I pulled it :)
i ate toast and i stopped being dizzy
i wish stu would tell me to kys
>>44452057wahooo!!
>>44452057https://voca.ro/1b3rDETdW5sU
>woke up in his arms today
>>44452066i think im having a stroke
>>44452031You also don't have to worry about shell casings left at the scene as evidence.
>>44452074how will i write funny messages for the media to read live on air then :(
>>44452061nah, it's not fun, especially since I think Stu is cute. Sorta feels bad man. I'm not really sure what I did to her, specifically but maybe I angered her friend in the past?>>44452041I was trying to help but if you want to stay sad, that's your prerogative I suppose
lmao rick is scared of stu
once i shower and wash my hair i will be human again
>>44452072https://voca.ro/1n1WT46lNNyF
>>44452081Also less chance of a jam with a revolver
>>44452094i learned that from playing mgs 3
>>44452088you seen stu's ass that thing could break most chasers
no more evil thot behavior. i'm ready to ascend.
>>44452093i can't listen to the chewing noises im so sorry. i hope this isn't life saving advice
>>44452088I'm not scared of stu at all lol. not to be offensive but what's there to be scared of? I'm more so bummed that I find her cute and out of all the guys here, she despises me the most.It sounds like she has depression, anxiety and self-loathing though from her posts so I don't read too much into it.Usually people going through pain say some pretty unpleasant things
>>44452105based alex! happy for ya
>that thread of that tranny immediately fucking someone who insulted them in a passgen thread calling her a bpd whoreNot beating the Abusechad loving allegations.
>>44452116what a good fingering will do to a girl..
>>44452123
i'm ready for love . i might even be ready to be vulnerable .
>>44452074https://voca.ro/1nJt87bnq759>>44452112https://voca.ro/19DWyaW5gRs5
>>44452130Sonic the hedgehog sucks LMAONot a single good game in decades
>>44452139that's the rule for sonic games. For every good game, you get 3 bad ones after.
my favorite sonic game is adventure 2 battle for the nintendo gamecube
>>44452123my future tranny wife thanks you
i don't want to get fingers or fucked or anything. i just want to cuddle and maybe suck his dick if i don't get scared
>>44452118link?
Me and my tranner gf (we both really enjoy warhammer)
>>44452151same, well... sonic generations is a really good one too.
i got invited to play warhammer fantasy. what do i need to know?
>>44452155>>44445436
i don't want to suck his dick or get fucked or anything. i just want to cuddle and maybe get fingered if i don't get scared
has anybody seen rick?
>>44452166Old world or age of sigmar?
>>44452174rick benched over 300 now that is based
I guess I cant be upset at the Chad though. I think pumping and dumping is gross and I would never do it. But this was a whore who would never give me the time of day. So I suppose it is deserved
>>44452164have you played shadow generations yet? i heard it was good and i think it would be a good excuse to play generations again
>>44452176i have no idea! how important is the difference?
>>44452190>how important is the difference?Very! But if they invited you to play they're going to teach you anyway so no matter.
>>44452170this makes me want to throw up
>>44452177he's so strong <3
>>44452199i thought it was just 40k and fantasy desu. i've played darktide but otherwise i know nothing about warhamer
>>44452161https://voca.ro/1m7lbhOQU2rU>>44452166https://voca.ro/16RyMOo9ajsT
>>44452207Valid reaction. This wouldve sent year ago me seething, now I just go lol dont care
>>44452208very strong 315 is where you finally look like you lift
if nothing changes i will definitely notlet myself turn 23. this is my last year as a man
>>44452177hell yeah>>44452208thanks dawg mommy, you're very cute, I wish I could see more pictures of you.
>>44452217Old world is the original warhammer fantasy remastered and age of sigmar is the total reboot of the fantasy universe. They're noticeably different as game systems.
>>44452231bro... you need therapy. I once felt as bad as you do and now feel generally pretty good about my life. Going after goals n such
>>44452231yay girlmoding stu!
This kind of relationship is so cute! it also gives me hope for my future relationship. I wish I was this guy <3
are there any 3d games with actually good underwater segments? they all seem to suck ass
>>44452240you should kill yourself right now>>44452243lol
>>44452251Subnautica
>>44452261that's a good point, but that also feels like cheating lol
if we hung out irl would you try to make a move or play it cool? i have autism so if you are being sublt i will not pick up what you are putting down
>>44452252I love you too stu <3
>>44452251i like the underwater section in the ps2 trilogy of ratchet and clank games personally
>>44452217https://voca.ro/1eWtWoAaC4kD
>>44452251echo the dolphin 3d
>>44452275oo never played that one i was a nintendo kid. i played ratchet and clank and crash bandicoot a little at the dentist office tho>>44452281i googled this and it looks like it's in 2d despite having 3d in the name
>>44452289ratchet and clank is a really good seriese would recommend playing it still. it really holds up! the ps2 games, future games and rift apart are all really fun. go play them!
>>44452251https://voca.ro/161NCxvPrhnD
>>44452289i honestly had no idea they made a 3d one i just wanted a mouse (you)
>>44452266https://voca.ro/1ciLPKH0w5bE
>>44452298i shall put them on the backlog :D>>44452300that game looks pretty neato>>44452305hehe mwah
Sneaking up on my tranny while she plays subnautica and scaring her with a loud sudden monster noise
:/
>>44452336https://voca.ro/1gfKDTo2FCk0
>>44452361i'm so glad games for windows live is dead in the ground
>>44452344don’t do this please :(
galil suppressorghostsleight of hand hacker spy plane blackbird dogs
>>44452377I'll grab you and shake you a bit while doing the loud monster voice
>>44452373https://voca.ro/16BZA85bpwGA
>>44452378Are you pair bonded or just honeymoon phasing
>>44452388i remember having to use it to play gta 4 and gotham city imposters and it sucked balls
okay gang, which picture for the student ID?https://files.catbox.moe/8hi76m.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/11z9u2.jpeg
>>44452403first
>>44452403Smiling one.
>>44452403First pic: when I call you good girlSecond pic: when I call you had kitten and take your Nintendo
Chad result
>>44452393https://voca.ro/1ezPWWBEbtMs
>>44452416i remember hamachi!!! hamachi minecraft goated!!!!
>>44452426https://voca.ro/17xo5EOXrBbb
>>44452385i will cry :(
>>44452437me and my frens used skype back then
>>44452403aaaaa you are so pretty girl! smiling one for sure
i think my game is bugged lol
>>44452403first!! aw u look so pretty :D
>>44452457no its supposed to do that
what is your favorite bug
>>44452470ladybug
>>44452470quite fond of the katydid
>>44452451https://voca.ro/1a65dHxd9rBO
>>44452457https://voca.ro/1bJeMDeimJB2
>>44452496Buge.
>>44452403Why is the first one jawline filtered? On an ID seriously?
>>44452516yes!
>>44452470Dobsonfly :)Look it up :)Do it :)
>>44452506how was skype phone like, aside from the fact that you could make phone calls? it works pretty much the same as discord does just without the servers from what i remember>>44452510i'm playing half life 1. i'm at the part (chapter 9? 10?) where the military beat me up and were dragging me down the hallway to put me in the trash compactor. for whatever reason after the cutscene instead of spawning me in the trash compactor, it spawned me in what i assume is the little dev area they use to render the cutscene
>>44452520Dobsonfly gf + wooly aphid bf
>>44452520i was NOT disappointed :D
>>44451791Did you do it or still procrastinating?
>>44452523Im the wooly aphid... Thats my actual favourite bug..
does anyone have the picture with the one chick who's talking to a cis woman and she looks like this
444524064445241044452429loud and clear gang :)>>44452454>>44452458awww thank you so much ladies <3 you’re so kind :)>>44452517not filtered, i just look like that i’m afraid
>>44452522https://voca.ro/1fI3J8GG1HDy
>>44452532Is that a stroller?
>>44452470preying matisis
>>44452532i know the one you are talking about but i can't find it either
>>44452554yesnow do you have the image or not
>>44452532it was charlotte clymer hold on i can find it
>>44452562Why is there a stroller?
>>44452532woof i can only imagine the beast this thing fucks
>>44452532>>44452565herewith caption
>>44452553nah i just reloaded to a previous quicksave and went through it again and it worked properly. only lost like 30s thankfully. i think it freaked out because i was spamming a bunch of buttons and went to the main menu after the cutscene faded to black idk
>>44452574thats why i never take sarah seriously
>>44452532>sarah has kids Based rapehon
i feel happy
>>44452586:)
No transphobic or sexist posts today. Only good vibes today c:
If I go to Vegas will I find tranners like this?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OukdqoUB_uc
>>44452532even when you're trying to look weird you're still so pretty Sarah :)
>>44452574thank you!!>>44452568for carrying children around >>44452583nobody should
>>44452591oh wait i saw something i need to show you! one second while i find it
>>44452580https://voca.ro/1VI2TU29NXFO
>>44452598Do you have children?
>>44452591>>44452599i found it!
>>44452574i photoshopped myself into this picture two years ago & still have it on my hard drive for some reason
>>44452593rach and her gooner friends are still sleeping
https://voca.ro/1hK4rdzabV8z
>>44452607we should put Blaire on the right girl
>>44452606:D silly seal! how did he get there!
I just fainted so hard ow ow owww MY ASS
>>44452620D: r u ok
>>44452615You mean left right?
women are inferior to me
>>44452605ew no>>44452607someone should do this to me>>44452627you wish
>>44452624No Blaire is cute and small
>>44452636Sarah how big is your schmeat
>>44452622Yeah I have POTS it happens! Usually its much more predictable.
>>44452615thank you anon (i think)>>44452624hey my posture is much better than that
>>44452646*bubblewraps u*
absolutely mogging men and women, dawgystyle
have an mid-day asmr video'shttps://youtu.be/EMM8D3dreuEit's stardewy
>>44452682dawging
>>44452636here you go!
>>44452645bighyugethe size of a small horseor a small house I forget
>>44452698no you did it backwards!
>>44452711oh okay here is the other way!
>>44452646https://voca.ro/1lQezzhJaYBw
>>44452714lol
sarah you have to laugh or i will feel like a bully please
>>44452714thank you!!
>>44452726absoluerly soim mateoable
>>44452758https://voca.ro/14Vv6pQHPCQW
I can barely cum 4 times to this. Disgusting.
mtfgen 2.0 is fun :3
>>44452802might have to start chasing there
>>44452808>there i’m talking about this thread
last post
Tails is so fucking hot I wanna fuck him so bad
>>44452832This thread is awful
