Surströmming EditionQOTT: What’s your least favorite food?Previous: >>44463363
>>44466454Hate squash.
>>44466454>qottpussy
brubble sproud
>>44466454>least favoriteArugula I thinkI really love most foods but every time I have that in a salad I just wish it was a better lettuce
>>44466454>What’s your least favorite food? hummuscant stand itlove pita bread tholife's a bitch>>44466409sandalsthese black ones that spiral up your leg and have butterflies on themvery cute imo>>44466404that means yes>>44466422seriously im fine i thought it was funnybut i appreciate your concern nona
>>44466464you're crazy
>>44466472Go be a woman, nerd!
POV: you're Teddy, while Meffy is showing off her braids
>>44466504sorry im a straggot :c
>>44466505literally impossible???>>44466513i can’t braid
>>44466513That bitch molested and then beat up poor Teddy
This world is evilIf we could appropriately tax billionaires and trillionaires people wouldn't have to be homeless
>>44466484those shoes were cute. you should have mentioned it was a children’s birthday tho. i thought it was your birthday that’s why i said to do what you want and they can figure it out
need a gf to cuddle and watch through every episode of the office
>>44466519at least you're sorry
>>44466531You are a gay man
>>44466520You always look cuter with it loose>>44466522Meffy will never do that
>>44466531can we watch anything else please
>>44466529>that’s why i said to do what you want and they can figure it outwdym?
>>44466454>Favoriite foodCum, I mean jizz, I mean splooge, I mean, sperm, I mean spunk, I mean
>>44466523idiot read marx>>44466537OHH MY GAWWWD HES BACK :Di was missing you a couple days ago
>>44466542the sopranos
>>44466544Chaser btw
The teddy bear creep is back. Why do the jannies only ban the okay posters and leave filth like him?
>>44466543you asked what to wear in the thread
>>44466554What if I was just a tranny with the sense of humor of a redditor
wwyd if i was too depressed to shave my legs
>>44466551or the x files
>>44466548I've been busy, like always. Plus I didnt recognize your new trip, Meffy. You know that I always miss you so much, and miss that cute smile. I know you dont show it. That only makes it so much more special :)
>>44466583You should wax
could you ever date someone who's irrationally scared of everything and everyone
>>44466569That's allowed. Common even.
>>44466548Yes full on revolution would be best but it's not happening Left movement can
>>44466589because booking a waxing appointment is easier for a depressed girl
>>44466588YAY TEDDY YAYYYYYYY
>>44466597Nope!
>>44466597If that someone is you then yes, i'd protect you
>>44466603You said you were depressed, not retarded. You can wax yourself and you'll have to do it less often than shaving
everyone’s mad at the teddy bear man because he got more game
bf who chokes me to death while saying he's sorry over and over again
>>44466411omg good idea heart eyes panting awooga awooga
>>44466618go away
>>44466611why not
>>44466560oh no that WAS for MY birthday i just wore the same dress again i was told the dinner would be very fancy and i dont really own any other fancy dressmy ex had something similar she was gonna wear but she accidentally left it at home so she wore something more casual turns out that was the vibe loli couldn't change because we came from the beach and only brought one change of clothes each not the whole suitcase so it was that or i wear the wet swimsuit covered in stinky seaweedbelieve it or not, my dress wasn't even the most embarrassing display at that dinner but idk if that's really my story to tell
>>44466644oh okay good
>>44466636Child
>>44466644WHAAAAT??? There was a casual vibe to a kid's birthday party?? I like you Sarah but you were really autistic during this whole birthday situation
>>44466472I make really good brussel sprouts. I slice them in half and sear them in a pan with olive oil and season them with paprika, cayenne, and chili powder. Then I make siracha mayo to drizzle over the top of them.
>>44466658This is exactly how black people would make Brussels sprouts (which is how it's actually spelled btw you dumb sissy faggot)
>>44466454radish
>>44466670Racist!
>>44466609>>44466620You cute silly buttercup. I dont have any game or anything like that. Somehow, this side of me wells up out of nowhere when I can communicate with you. I just simply want you to know that theres a big teddy man who cares for you dearly and that's proud of you. I'm not always around, but I'm happy that you even think of me :)
>>44466657well no it wasn't the partyto the party i wore a long white skirt with a modest matching topnothing like thati was in Miami for four days, i brought two travel day outfits, an outfit for the party, a swimsuit, and an outfit for what i was told would be "a very fancy dinner"frankly i wasn't even sure the kid would be there until it was too latei specifically asked if the dress would be okay to wear and i was assured it was finebut yea im also retarded
>>44466677FeltI can eat it but never in my life have I wanted itKorean pickled radish is better though
>>44466687Your ex stunted on you purposefullyShe holds resentment
>>44466687You got tricked i feel like
i would never be mean to my exes. i like all of them
i hate that i'm instinctively attracted to chasers. i'm a disgrace to trans women and to everyone around me. if i had any control over my feelings, i'd have them for women. but i can't. this sucks.
i think someone flirted with me today
>>44466687You should kick that bitch's ass. She lied to mommy. Not cool.
>>44466718Most trannies are they just pretend they aren't because they think that makes them to be more similar to cis girls when in reality it's just annoying to deal withI want you to be attracted to me and proud of it
Turns out cheating on someone comes with consequences
>>44466718wowdo you want men to cum on your face
>>44466683:))))))))))>>44466687post swimsuit pic
>>44466730well, i can't be proud of it. you guys are disgusting. you just use romance to lure us in. and i'm not immune to it. i can't just accept that.
>>44466718It's okay to be straight and attracted to people who are attracted to youFilter out the weirdos like every woman who dates has to do and don't get psyopped
https://voca.ro/1kGn9OHWAuic
>>44466746I'm different babe
Butt sex!?
I got 9 of these. Which bitch wanna get crunk'd?
>>44466753Absolutely sniping me lmaoYeah I'm a nice autistic manBut I think non-spergs can also love trans women in a good way
>>44466753Do you know what a gentle femdom mommy joi vocaroo is?
>>44466757but how do i ever know that>>44466749idk it feels weird and gross. like i must be only attracted to the concept of being a woman who a man is attracted to. i want to be normal.
>>44466762Many are doing this Straight up stretching out her hole and making her make funny noises
As long as they dont have autism eyes, Im fine with autistic men.
should i get a dog and quit my job
Dick that fits ur ass so tight it slowly wears away at your ass insides until they're gone
>>44466774You can only know that by embracing your love for men and letting me get close to you
>>44466780What are autism eyes?>>44466775That’s crazy!
>>44466766https://voca.ro/14ELcgsTT8eu
>>44466782will this make me lose weight?
sex isn't real
>>44466790Yes then no
>>44466795then... yes?
>>44466789Lel I knew "not normal" was comingIMO it's more like you aren't beholden to societal expectations and norms, which is very autistic-heavy, but might be more dark if it's non-autistic, but not necessarily I imagine being trans is constantly needing to filter people's intentions x5 of what the cis's do, gotta be tiring
>>44466811
Putting my gf in a collar and the putting her in a cage, then putting the cage in a car (we're on our way to a children's birthday party and she's appropriately dressed)
gay sex
Hey guys omw to a childrens birthday party is this appropriate?
>>44466816https://voca.ro/1onJmjCi8wpP
>>44466743You post a swimsuit pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhKaUAg1XxkDamn....she's beautiful
>>44466588She's mine
wwyd if you were aaafffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
>>44466841Nah it's not mean I know what you mean and I find it true for myself Unfortunately I've heard a handful of similar stories of shit dudes taking advantage and assaulting because they see you as an "other" that they're still attracted toInshallah they will be killed with hammers
it took me so long to find this picture of those sandals that it would have been faster to just retake it>>44466701>>44466705no we were both tricked by her momi was given all of the same information she had it was just a miscommunicated like i said her dress was also pretty revealing, low-cut had a thigh slit etc, but she forgot it at home >>44466725i think her mom lied to her because she tends to dress very practically so she overstated the fanciness of the dinner to get her to dress nice and i got caught in the crossfire>>44466743i wear a swim shirt and trunks over the bikini so there's not much to seeyou see how all this extra detail and explaining takes way too long and makes it way less funny?maybe next time we just laugh at the faux pas and move on and not fling insults and whatever
bf who sleeps in my bed with me and also we love each other and im so lonely
>>44466904pretty shoes
>>44466904Why couldn't you just remember the date you posted it?
Easier to find images if you clean your folders.
>>44466841is your cock uncutdoes it still shoot cum
would you let me sleep on floor
>>44466926i have a fat cis pussy
>>44466931eww youre a woman?
>>44466936with a fat cis pussy
>>44466836i say go for it ideally in a chastity cage too>>44466918i dont have your powers, rainmanand also i haven't posted this before >>44466913right?>>44466921LISTENIVE BEEN BUSY
>>44466930No you'd sleep in my bed
>>44466938So busy looking through your images to make 4chan posts.
>>44466904Please respond >>44466823
>>44466943okay but i move around a lot in my sleep
>>44466949what's the question >>44466948ive also been feeding the cats and tucking in my ex gf and watching her daily berries (yt shorts) and filling her water bottle and getting her mare toilet paper!
>>44466454>qottProbably baked beans. I absolutely *hate* them. Refritos are gross too.
>>44466965Clean.
>>44466965Why are you treating your ex like a small child?
bf who treats me like a small child (but not in a weird way)
>>44466965No question. Tell me my post was creative. Tell me I'm good. Tell me you're proud of me.
>>44466972What? Baked beans are delicious.
>>44466937wowwhy are you here
i should kms
This sissy eatin beans
>>44466978she is very smol>>44466987Mommy's very proud of you>>44466996No.
people will be happy when i die
i have cellulite butt……… go on without me sisters i think this is the end of the road for me……….
>>44466974fine DAD
>QOTT: What’s your least favorite food?As good as it looks and how healthy and full of zinc it is, I literally cant stomach eating most seafood, canned tuna and shrimp only :[And it sucks, I wish I could enjoy eating fish but the meats texture looks too flaky and weird and it smells like the sea and it tastes like the sea and makes me feel nauseous for a bit.Itd be so nice to catch and cook fish if I COULD actually eat it. Picrel looks pretty nice I guess.I simply despise the sea and it hates me back. Fuck Poseidon >:[
>>44467013Cellulite is a RARE passoid trait YOURE WELCOME
I like women with big nose
Uwaaaaa, cure my of my malaise, sweet trannies...
>>44467021why....
>>44467020it has a moided shape. literally worst of both worlds
>>44467015I know this sound weird but have you eat alligator meat?
>>44467023It's elegant
>>44467013>>44467020what is this true? i have it too!
>>44467029actually yeah I have tried it, it wasnt... that bad but I think im smaller portions I could enjoy it. I had frog legs several times. Just to mask the fishyness with the spiciest things I can find.
goo ni ni i love you
quake is so fun
>>44467062Honey nightI wuv yu
>>44467062*daps u up*Sleep tight nigga
Are trannies considered goyslop? They were birthed by (((them))) as a ploy to lower the population.
>>44467020Do you have it?
>>44467090ugh... yes a little...
i don’t have any flaws i am perfect
>>44467020I have a lot of cellulite as a man. What does that mean?
Are snub noses cute on women?
The very first time I had a seafood boil it seemed really nice I liked the smell, but ever since the first time it smells bad to me now, like its oppressing my sense of smell.>>44467089How would that lower population? trans women aren't sterile. It is a good thing the population is going down.
>>44467100Your only flaw is your deep hatred of foyim
>>44467099I have stretch marks on my inner thighs, what does that mean?
>>44467089I love putting my slop in their bodies and twirling their hair as we talk about what we're going to get for lunch tomorrow
im sterile >>44467114i have those too
>>44467113well they hate me more
>>44467089almost certainly. It is what it is.
>>44466937Why are you talking about fat pussies, we like cock here
>>44467109I think it affects like 10% of men, so youre fine youre just in a minority.>>44467114It means youre fat.
im fat :(
>>44466841Wait, are you that girl that used to post vocas yapping on and on, yapanon i think it was?
>>44467124im really sorry for having a fat cis pussy
>>44467112>trans women aren't sterileMost barely cum, if at all
>>44467125But I'm not. I have a flat stomach.
Consider the following:Your sensitive nipples + my tongueThoughts?
>>44467138if it is sterilizing its certainly not permanent :/
>>44467149embarrassing…
just watched a twink getting railed and thought giwtwmthoughts?>hard mode: cant say "chaser btw"
>>44467120Are you trans?
Life sucks after getting chubby
>>44467156Tranny btw
depressed again. help me. wasting my life. trapped in a room alone. help.
>>44467161youre damn right
>>44467157yeah but i’ve had them even before starting hrt
Incels dont deserve rights
>>44467162Wash your clitty and make your bed
Goyslop that cries <3
i don’t think my chaser likes me anymore
>>44467170Beat his ass
i'm goygem
Blaire white is hotand I am tired of pretending she isn't.
i miss my choid
>>44467166Maybe its a thick thigh thing?
>>44467175she looked better before ffs
>>44467175Her bolt ons turn me off so much. Trannies shouldn't get shitty fake tits.
>>44467164HELLO YAPANON
choid who assaults me
>>44467176How good was he?
>>44467180maybe! my grammy used to tell me i had a really huge butt for a boy lol
>>44467189I would very much love to beat a tranny. I'll even go as far as to pay you for it.
>>44467189puts you in the trash can...
>>44467189I only have respect sex in missionary position and with kisses. No assault
what would even be the point of sex without kisses
Erotically dislocating your shoulder against the door frame
hummina humminai love goth girls so muchi wish she had a blunt fringe and splitdye but MAMA look how big her nipples arebuilt to be worshiped
>>44467188hellooo
>>44467195lovely>>44467203not even slapping?
>>44467215Maybe I would spank her ass
https://youtu.be/eQcnj8XRpZk
>>44467213Wait are you actually yapanon
>>44467209kisses are gross and awkward
>>44467213You're yapanon from last year?
>>44467186>Trannies shouldn't get shitty fake tits.Most BA look good when they seems natural. Some girls looks like they have two basketball ball cut in half under their skin
i ate too much ice cream now i got a big ol pimple is this what periods are like?
The best part about sex is when the tranny goes home
>>44467223>>44467225https://voca.ro/12fkJmJQPgji
>>44467209Preach
>>44467224I want your awkward kisses and cuddles :)I'm glad you dont do dumb stuff like this, even though shes copying your bithttps://youtu.be/k4ynPve1HN0?is=f86N1X_gMHbEMf7e
yapanon was mean to me
>>44467238i’m not watchin all that what is she doing?
>>44467232What is the point of having sex if I can't hold my girl tight all night and spoon her.
>>44467234I love your autism babe
>>44466992I grew up in the deep south for part of my childhood and was forced to eat baked beans. They're disgusting and vile and the smell makes me gag.
>>44467247giwtwm
>>44467246Being a drunk, dumb, airhead. You're so much smarter than that. And even more beautiful :)
>>44467248undiagnoseduntestedunvaxxed
>>44467212Hi Rick
>>44467269People just walking around undiagnosed
Why boomers keep calling themselves autistic the same way millennials call themselves depressed?
>>44467294I got undiagnosed by my new psychiatrist and I dont know who to believe. <~>
wwyd if your ex wanted to be friends but he told you guys only do that if they want to get back together
bf who lets me cry into his chest for no reason
bf who lets me cry into his chest because im mentally ill
So I was thinking... >Would you feel disrespected if a guy unironically referred to you as a tranny?like how girls in a friendly way call eachother bitches in a playful way. but when someone outside your group uses the word it carries another meaning. Usually if you go up to a group of Trans women as a cis guy and call them trannies you will likely not receive a good reaction. But in spaces like here, its different because we are amongst similar people :]So I guess in a way its never just a word.
>>44467301Who cares babe, it's not gonna change anything wether you are diagnosed or not, if anything if you get diagnosed you'll probably give it an identity and use it as excuses and copouts to limit yourself and your thoughts and not do things because you got "diagnosed" let's be for real even they don't know for sure
bf who holds my butt like he's afraid someone’s gonna take it from him
>>44467344I do this but to the gock
Gf who doesn't cry for no reason or because she's mentally ill
I want some old fashioned unbreakable love. Everything is so flimsy nowadays. Everyone is always breaking up over the little things and Im so tired. Why cant more people believe in an irrational, idealized love like me?>>44467341Yeah ultimately I dont really care but it does feel rather silly and novel to get undiagnosed with something.>>44467302Idk but I hope hes right.
>>44467353what's wrong with crying for no reason sometimes :(
I believe trans women are beautiful angels and deserve to go to heaven
>>44467365NtaIt's cute. Wouldn't you like to cry on your man chest?
>>44467365Okay if you start crying and i ask you why you're crying and you say for no reason I'll smack you
goodnight nice choids
>>44467385What about evil chords?
>>44467385Good night toronto eunuch girl with a fat pussy
>>44467385Goodnight, sweet dreams.
Reacting to a tranny's selfie with the skull emoji
>>44467376yeah i need that so bad. crying into my pillow alone feels depressing
>>44467319if you're a cis man you should never say the word tranny out loudt. cissy
Get away from the door.... TRANNY
>>44467395https://voca.ro/1WxD4Z9A0HAO
>>44467378but that would just make me cry even more
Reacting to a tranny's selfie with this pic
>>44467414True, Just a matter of appropriate time and place. Like not Laughing at a Funeral.
Can a tranny borrow a french fry
https://open.spotify.com/track/4nnoZTUTqP3Lx5L1I1918Achoid that buys me manliftingbanner shirt
>>44467437You're totally allowed to laugh at funerals though.
>>44467447How's a tranny gonna borrow a fry? You gonna give it back, tranna?
>>44467194It must be really huge now that you're on hormones lol.
>>44467448Get a job
>>44467424Noooooo you're lying to me, that is you
>>44467421I feel like I have no self respect
>>44467450Depends on the Funeral, Obviously many would find the act appalling but depending on your culture pouring one out, having parties, Laughing, and celebrating are all okay :] Its all about right place right time.
Paying a hon to cry and roll around the floor at my transphobic friend's funeral
>>44467456im a political commissar>>44467457nopenot meyou HATE me
>>44467459Nah that doesn't make any sense.b
>>44467472I guess thats a topic we wont come to an agreement on, did you want to talk about something else? probably going to be preparing for bed soon.
>>44467448I wish I had an ml tranner gf
>>44467250Were they made right with brown sugar, Worcestershire sauce and stuff or was it straight outta the can stuff?
>>44467479Couldn't handle the heat! Run off to bed!
>>44467486Yes. They're disgusting and smell awful. I hate it.
i like being called a tranny>>44467484based
Those are nice political opinions, kitten. I'll put it up on the fridge next to your bodily autonomy
>>44467495Ok
>>44467497Why is Mohammed being eaten by a fish
>>44467493I just dont like to argue online :] I shall run away.>>44467486Salutations Rach! I have a question. I think we talked before about working out but whats your routine? Lower body specifically.
>>44467344Gotta protect the butt
Date night idea for a tranny. We OD on Ketamine in a hotel together while blasting AI gambling music and gambling adshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LgQqHftdwQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEH-rl_Es3U
>>44467509I was just fucking with you anyway. Obviously funerary behavior is based on one's culture. It's not even worth saying if you ask me.
>>44467508its a demonone struggle
>>44467497What i don't like calling you a tranny
>>44467497They are surprisingly hard to find for me
>>44467523Am I write in reading the bottom that this was painted in 2006? That's hilarious. I really like the New Age dragon and "The Demon of Masonry" as a title. I didnt know we were still pretending masons are evil.
>>44467520oh ok sorry. I couldnt tell you were being sarcastic/jokey :D
in 200 more pounds i might be light enough to go on a date
>>44467530mmmmmmm thats okay you will get over it i think>>44467533most trannies are anarchos or love liberalism unfortunately>>44467538yeah a guy recently posted it on twitter in the ortho sphere and it caused Yet Another Schism because its not really an icon and yadda yadda
>>44467551Orthodox people sure do entertain me
>>44467551I meet a lot of chud ones for some reason too
pope x lenin toxic yaoi
>>44467564yeahhhhhh unfortunately that too..
lenin x luther buddy cop movie
>>44467593The only two guys who brought guns lol
>>44467523THE HOLY RUDDER
>>44467551really? it feels like every other ML i see on x and reddit is a tranner. rarely do i ever see any proud neolibs
>>44467530https://voca.ro/1lMEywVuvede
wait no the holy rudder is a real thing, i thought the artist was joking
Why are there so many male leads in here?
>>44467616Will you give me some contact information?
>>44467636What do you mean by this?
who the fuck is d. cummings
>>44467652ML = Male lead
>>44467616dearest anonits because your algorithmfeeds you ml tranniesi hope this helps- your comrade
>>44467660He's the famed author of the Holy Rudder of course
I've never met anyone who likes neolibs
marxist-leninist-maoist = man loving man>>44467675neolib doesnt really describe a person but I get what you mean.
chud neolib choid and woke ml tranner
mlem
>>44467662I meant Marxist Leninist or tankies if you prefer
>>44467687a true ml can't be woke because culture war is a distraction from the class war>>44467665no i go signed out>>44467638sorry i don't know any personally
if i find trans women on my boyfriend's algorithms or fyp im dumping him
>>44467685It definitely describes a person. What kinda pointless ass comment was this
>>44467703see >>44467685 Im just joking around because the acronyms seem to have a lot of yaoi overlap
>be the threads ml tranny>"i can never find an ml tranny"its pearls to swineits water to an oceanits dust to the desertchopped liver evenfine im married to the revolutionno we are monogamous thank you for askingyes i hate you
sadsadsad
>>44467509Currently I'm just doing hiit workouts because I'm in a calorie deficit, so my focus is burning fat. When I'm in a muscle building phase, I do lower body 3 days a week. Squats, deadlifts, hip thrusts, curtsey lunges, hip abductor, hip adductor, donkey kick butt machine, a few different ab exercises as well.
big sex with the cum
>>44467734You have to stop living all the way over there if you want me to think about you when I jerk it
>>44467734what kind of leftist are you?
>>44467717Jokes are counter revolutionary comrade. How have you been winemom I was worried about you the other day
>>44467745You heard me right, babe, we're doing the big cum sex on your hot body tonight.>>44467751Man I watched this film and this dude is in it for like five minutes. Movie sucked ass.
Polyamory is indicative of a sense of decadent individualism distinctive of late stage capitalism
Bf who's IG algorithm is racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, antisemitism, motor vehicle accidents, shootings, save evrope edits and MMAorBf who's IG algorithm is cis women, tranny and femboy thirst traps
>>44467748are you the aussie?
>>44467771second one. i hope there's some regular non-femboy twink thirst traps in there too
>>44467771The killer or The coomer>>44467758Im doing much better today, Ive been a little out of control lately, I know.
I forget to turn my name back on sometimes when i switch tabs oopsi this is me >>44467787
So Rach actually likes BNWO based on how much he talks about it, right?
>>44467776No. I'm the anon with the hurt feelings because you just hurt them.
What does it mean that I find John Early in drag in Maddie's Secret really cute. I'm not ashamed of it or anything, it's just a conundrum
Bf who doesn't use IG or Tiktok
if my bf doesn't have diy construction project videos, large animals, and at least two forms of art in his insta algorithm im dumping him
>>44467793He said he combs through entire pornstars catalogues just to get to the BBC material. Pretty crazy for cocoa cocks that Rachel.
>>44467734Asmr chan you live too far away tho. I would obviously choose you a million times over if you were not a day and a half drive from me
>>44467802here i go hurting people againsorry for being evil
>>44467807Sup babe. I deleted all my social media years ago.
>>44467815It's fine I'm not even remotely offended but making you feel bad seemed funny and easy to do so I did the doing. Get done!
Its 5am do i get up or no
>>44467787>>44467791It’s good to hear you are feeling better please be kind to yourself
>>44467829Why would you? Go sleep.
>>44467835Ive been sleep
>>44467820sorry I was talking about myself
>>44467837You're a homosexual and you've basically raped me by making these posts without specifiying. How could you.
where do you even FIND transgirlsis there like a rock I can lift up
>>44467846Here. I just keep picking them up and nobody has stopped me yet. They're free!
UK tranners are lobos, bruv
>>44467846Usually the goal for trans women is to NOT be noticeable. So you need some kind of Dogwhistle only tranners understand.Like the Upside down pineapple.
>>44467845sorry man. anyway, now that you're here*unzips dick*it's not gonna suck itself
>>44467852what
Hot take: Trannies
>>44467855can i watch
What the fuck is the upside down pineapple
>>44467860Hot.
>>44467839whatever happened to gllty after being exposed as a creepy sex pest
>>44467857You're on a mad wasteman ting, huh?
>>44467878You're a neek
if i met someone irl and took unplanned unposed unprepared photos with them i would just look exactly like this in the pictures. i hate mirrors
>>44467887The raped
>>44467887Naur you're just a bit loony
>>44467897yeah andwhat's your point
>>44467887Where we meeting Saturday?
>>44467917Stay away from humans.
>>44467853Upside down pineapple was a swinger thing in my daywhat sort of dogwhistle would you want to see on an ordinary cis male's bag that'd say "Wow he's probably cool"
Pichu and I do meet, eventually. I've seen it in visions. She will tell you, she's had the visions too.
>>44467920Probably like a pin of Daria that says Ally
>>44467941What do the visions say about me and my love interest?
>>44467953That you're gay
>>44467941rach what do your sissy visions say about my future. am i broke and homeless and alone or do i have a good life
>>44467737Same Same Same
>>44467965Come on roach I have been relatively kind to you ok yes I did make fun of you when you said you remote view and yes I always take Ellie’s side because she is much more attractive then you and yes I beef with all your faggot simps you bring over and yes I take many opportunities to shit on you but hey I once said that I hope you can change and that it’s gonna be a long way back. That was pretty nice of me come on do the reading what does it say?
>>44467969I'm not a damn fortune teller lol. I have visions of my own life and people who I will interact with irl.
>>44467985I need a picture of you to make the connection.
>>44467986just try harder, i believe in you
>>44468002We both know that is not going to happen I don’t trust you
Rach being like Leto Atreides guiding civilization on the one path not filled with black dicks
>>44468015I don't know how it works but sometimes it just does. I don't know if it's remote viewing or what really. That's how I knew Scilla was from Vilnius, Lithuania. It's just information that beams into my head, I can't explain it, I'm a weirdo.
Remember to say no to whitebois
Nightmare feed testicle tomorrow buoyancy patant office idol turn based top down burger joint
>>44468060Message received. Confirmation code 476795555467. Eagle in flight. End.
>>44468060Are you speaking in code?
>>44468034Beam the information into your head without the picture I know you fish for any identifiable information in any pics you see here. Picture a big strong White man with a beard and long hair
>>44468069get your ass in the trap thread
>>44468074Get lost you weird beesimp
>>44468088Roach I thought we were being friendly here come on we are both turning over a new leaf
>>44468075Nothing going on in there
>>44468060B
>>44468093You speak like feminine faggot, I told you that before.
>>44468108Roach this isn’t turning over a new leaf. I will show you what it’s like to be nice you are not the most hideous person I have seen on the internet now it’s your turn
>>44468123I don't know anything about you except you act very feminine and you're larping as me right now in the trap thread.
>>44468160I’m not larping as you I have not been in the trap threads for years that shithole is not worth my time I stopped going there when that ugly dog fucker got popular
Goblin campaign when?
has anybody seen Rick?
Any of you girls gamers? Because im DLC.
>>44468216Down Low Chaser?
https://voca.ro/12vS2yGsSlm1
>>44468229Yes, I thought it sounded clever and just had to post it.
>>44468230Goodnight, sweet dreams.
>>44468230Goodnight Red.
>>44468216Daddy's little cocksucker?
I LOVE SUGAR MILK!!!!!!!!!
i'm eating beans
I’ve been catching feelings despite the fact that I’m the side ho. Should I tell her or just see how it plays out? I’m doing the latter but I’m unsure if that’s the right thing to do. She’s not cheating btw she’s “poly”
>>44468346Ayo this nigga eating beans
hello guys
I know this is unhealthy but I need a cute girl who is severely mentally ill and hates herself and my affection and acceptance and warmth is basically the only thing keeping her from ending itIt's okay if she makes my life completely miserable as long as she belongs to me and can't live without me
>>44468407I had a guy like this and it fucking sucked I hated him
>>44468407what do you bring to the table?
>>44468407Bro
>>44468408>a guySorry I need to be able to convince myself that I can eventually fix her brainworms (I can't but it has to be something I can delude myself into)>>44468413I like to just sort of do things, I have so many stories to tell and so many more stories in my future that I'd love to share with someone else. It sorta feels weird/hard to sell myself in an anonymous context and it's not like there's anyone on this board/in this thread who's actually seriously looking for any sort of relationship
I need a guy who buys me peanut butter and twizzlers
>>44468427how are these two related
>>44468433they are both things I require to thrive
>>44468438what about me...
i need a guy who doesn't hate me
I need a guy who’s okay at sex is nice to me and isn’t ugly
>>44466454
>>44468441I will eat you up too
I need a girl that cares about me that’s pretty much it
she doesn't even have to care about me honestlyI just exist to validate her and provide a warm flesh dildo
>>44468447you can pick only two of the three
i'm shallow and asocial and built like a rectangle
Sup.
>>44466454>QOTT: What’s your least favorite food?I hate broccoli, ham, every kind of bean except green beans, chicken gizzards and I'm weird about cheese consistency so I don't like lasagne but I like cheese.
Slept 7 hours and woke up at midnight awardTomorrow will be weird
>>44468512Oh, you'd get rect by my angle
>>44467394Goodnight augmented 7 chords
>>44468547you wouldn't say that if you met or saw me irl
>>44468407You're fucking pathetic lmao
i could have been a steve if i locked in
18 year old HRT twinks <3
:((
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>>44468622this is well known alreadywhy do you think ive been scolding them into just accepting being gay. instead of being closeted forever
it's so unfair, i did my best and i really thought i had a chance but ill never look like a woman and ill never pass or have a normal life and it's rly hard to accept that
i should detransition and find that medication that can turn asexual women sexual and find a guy who looks like how i looked
it is insane that me being friends with someone eons ago in like 5th grade can suddenly fuck up my life years later
Distant thunder moving inGonna try to write some music
>>44468667Based.
trying to sleep but every time i start to drift off i see a violent flash or violent mental image and i hear something like my name, or pans getting banged together, or nearby thunder crashing
good morning
>>44468678Banana.
>>44468678good morning mouse. now that you're up i can show you the actual photo i found of the start of the guzma cosplay
would a grindr hookup be weirded out if you just randomly start crying
>>44468685monkey :)what would i do without you>>44468688i love this. do you still have the glasses?
>>44468689Yeah unless he's a rapist guy
>>44468678Isn't it like 4am
>>44468694it sure is!!
>>44468692they might be in a scrap box somewherei kinda gave up on the cosplay when i dyed over my white hair. unfortunately
>>44468692You'd do all of the same things, just sometimes with less banana.
I like pichu cuz she's a nintendweeb like me
>>44468696Too early go to sleep
Sucking her dick while she plays nintendogs
>>44468706
The storms about to be here, hope I don't lose power
>>44468698ohh i see, darn. still cool tho! :othe white hair looked really good too>>44468701if it werent for the bananas i wouldnt be able to do as much!>>44468703i did go to sleep a little late last night, but i’m not gonna go back to sleep. the early mouse gets the cheese after all.
>>44468067>>44468069>>44468101LMFAO sorry meant for my notes app I was half asleep
>>44468715>the early mouse gets the cheese after allCute mouse
>>44468715How many times could you realistically have forgotten your banana before you'd get better at remembering it though? There's definitely a point where you'd never forget it again.
If i could have any powers itd be shapeshifting so I could be cis
>>44468709
>>44468730<3>>44468731perhaps, but i appreciate your reminders nonetheless :)
i know they’re 100% a repper but ngl i’d let clavicular hit
maybe i should detroon and take trt
>>44468753Sorry things are hard, I hope you can accept being a cute woman soon
>>44468746trans people just be saying shit next Arnold is a repperlike who isn't "trans" to you lmao
>>44468741It's good and worth doing if it's even helped you once. They cost me nothing, aside from solving a captcha which is negligible effort, and I get 5xp every time I remind you. Daily quests, you know how it is.
>>44468764i'm trying to accept the opposite because that's the reality
>>44468737lmfao I love all the edits
>>44468746pretty sure gaygen already claimed him, I don't want to beef with them
>>44468768plenty people aren’t reppers, the overwhelming majority actually, but we can smell it off them when they are. the same way we can smell tranny porn in your browser history>>44468786i mean i went through the fag to straight woman pipeline, what’s to say it won’t happen to them too?
the downtown gluckler has struck again
Spent 45 minutes deep-cleaning my kitchen and bathroom at 2am and now I'm sweaty and gonna showerSay you're proud of me
>>44468836I'm proud of you.
new >>44468841
>>44468849>>44468849New
>>44468848Well yours is less shitposty and earlier so I'm deletting
>>44468789brother I am in a thread for people who want to fuck trannies saying "I bet there's tranny porn in your browser history" is like saying there are forks in a kitchen