We have been dating for 4 years and he has a really gigantic dick while I have a really tight asshole so we don't do penetrative stuff all that often but I wanted to make him extra happy so I let him go extra hard on me when I'm usually the one giving the tempo but now two weeks later my ass still hurts I can still barely sitit's getting to the point where I am considering a seinfeldesque plot of going to my practitian and telling him I got raped to avoid having to explain I am a faggot and just got reckless with my boyfriend (country isn't too open about homos although it would just be awkward nothing too dramatic)it would be believable too since I'm a 55kg twink...so what do...? do I just keep waiting for it to pass?
>>44484094You can just go to a doctor and not explain a cause, no?
He might push for a kit but I don't know that much about doctors and gay people
>>44484150it would be too late for a rape kit id assume>>44484148it's still a suspicious injury...
>>44484094Why the fuck would you care what he thinks, it's literally his job and by default confidential. I promise he deals with way worse shit from 80yo grandmas
>>44484148They know. Moron.
Your doctor won't care that you got dicked they'll just be glad it's not something more gross.
4 years with a boyfriend and still afraid of coming out to a doctor is crazy
Yeah I have pudendal neuralgia already from a chiropractor so im not going to ever bottom. Even a 3 inch dick would hurt me. I like to top though and inflict pain on my partners, and im 6foot5 and hairy like sasquatch so it kinda works out. Years ago in high school I had a bottom fantasy phase but quickly found out nobody not even old men want to fuck my hairy swamp ass so my butthole is a virgin 4 lifeHonestly you may need to do nofap. Do it for at least 6 months and it will rewire your brain to only want to top
>>44485233try living in the third world firstie scum
>>44485432Why would I do that? lmao
>>44485394What is with chiropractors leaving people worse off than they started?I got a family member who almost died from a chiropractor-induced brain bleed. Like hello doc please adjust my neck so the blood goes from the artery into the brain stem thanks. And she nearly died.
If you are dumb enough to go to a chiropractor you deserve your inevitable stroke. They can at best offer temporary relief and you should see an actual physio
>>44484386Yea the number of objects doctors remove from people they have seen it all. Flared base kiddos.
>>44485530How do you remove a broken ass?
>>44485535replace with fixed
Get your bum checked
what could this be?
>>44484094Can't you just say you were mega constipated and pushed out a massive hard log and it's been hurting since?
>>44484094Fag
>>44485523>>44485394chiropractors are not doctors lol
>>44484094my doctor just made fun when i got raped and i got worse care than if i had lied and said i had a hook up so
>>44490479damn what the hell?
