Qott: should older chasers be allowed to date younger trans women?
I would date a tranny in her 30's-40's I think that would be fun
Prev >>44485685
>>44489646Nobody should be dating. Alyssa Milano called a sex strike and I am NOT crossing the picket line
>>44489646maiq looks like me if i kept repping
>>44489646Who’s the girl?
death to the performing arts
the chasers here should only be allowed to date clocky reddithon AI chatbots
>>44489675Laguna, from mtfg
>>44489671>Alyssa Milanoshe's farting out cum and you get NOTHINGGood day sir
>>44489672a clue was gained
>>44489646>qottonly if it's pure and holy love and also not straight up grooming
I want a real girlfriend guys. This feels very immature to me at this point, like being stuck in 8th grade
>>44489677fuck gritty reimaginings fuck medieval improv fuck cabaret fuck musical comedy fuck tributes to dead musicians fuck audience interaction fuck interpretive dance fuck paying for an hour of someone telling you every bad thing that ever happened to them
Trannies that die once they turn 22 years old <3
Lizzy was so based for preferring older men.
>>44489682it can't be... she wouldn't....
all the women I've liked have been some variation of "nasty bitch"
>>44489699Hot
im ok with never having sex but im pretty upset that ill die without ever watching anyone have sex
>>44489681Sorry! I always wonder who’s posting these images and who the girls in them are!
>>44489706im an unpleasant lady. im a despotic princess. im a rotting cunt
>>44489705David Bugliari is a talent agent he's a sex addict he's in there and he's screaming, throwing rope
>>44489703Lizzy prefers transgender lesbian tops
>>44489703did you ever talk to her
>>44489709Google sex videos
>>44489715thats nice :)i gotta be real though nasty bitch =/= nasty bitchI just get dogged on because of my taste they tell me to looksmatch and i get my nose slapped like a dog
>>44489715Feminists always are.
>>44489717Actual Libel. I talked with her, I got the intel
>>44489709You could literally make a reddit post right now like "I'm a young tranny cuck and I wanna watch you and your husband have sex" and get a dozen instant weird German solicitations
>>44489716STOP IT!!! IT'S NOT TRUE!!!! IT'S NOT TRUE!!!!! SHE WOULDNT BETRAY US
I’m okay with never having sex. Actually no I’m not. I’m okay with never being in a relationship. Actually I’m not okay with that either
>>44489717don't we all
>>44489742I'm ok with having sex with you 12 times a day
>>44489726how do i spell that>>44489733i could do that yeah
I'm okay with none of you ever having sex>>44489730is that all I am to you... you only want me because of my radical stance on women's liberation you don't care about my warm wet hole at all >>44489729Why are they doing that. They bully you
>>44489736>nigh 17 year successful marriagesomeones cumming inside someone
>>44489734Me and who
>>44489751Ess eee exx space vee Dee ouh ess
>>44489757Maiq and dawgy
>>44489694>fuck paying for an hour of someone telling you every bad thing that ever happened to themShit with a wife you get that every day for free! Isn't that right fellas? I know that's right!
>>44489756You would be amazed>>44489763Wait no>>44489765feeling maternal
>>44489734Gentle femdom mommy joi posters in the leftPre-weight loss DCC on the right
>>44489771let's celebrate love
basically this
>>44489750That’s cool but am I pretty?
>>44489763sex vidos
>>44489767Don't you EVER tear down a beautiful independent talented unique queen in front of me ever again
>>44489734Reminded me of this
ok now what
>>44489774Fuck love I hate love love is a pyramid scheme
>>44489775Facial hair hons <3Shoulder hons <3Ribcage hons <3Daddy loughves you <3
>>44489792It's called hypergamy, sweetie
>>44489636this is why dawgy is always the basedest
>>44489779THAT'S NOT RIGHT EITHER>>44489791Go to the clubbbbbbbbbb
>>44489791h
Trans woman called messyfuck vomit emoji shit emoji on grindr
>>44489800If only
>>44489792let's celebrate hate
>>44489803we are both dumbs
>>44489791is there really a hot big cock step daughter ai girlfriend in there
>>44489808I'm just trying to find love same as anyone else. What's your problem dude
Daily reminder that none of you look like little anime girlsYou are an unemployed twink with long hair and gyno
>>44489812殺殺殺殺殺殺殺>>44489815We're never going to see sex at this rate this sucks
in the same way there was a whole generation of queers who thought they were gonna die from AIDS but survived and ended fucked up their lives bc they thought it wouldn't matterthere's gonna be a whole generation of cs tranny catgirls who did nothing with their lives becuz they thought the singularity was gonna render it all pointless anyways and now they're middle aged like wtf happened
>>44489731she very famously decided a long distance transbian top was were preferred option after leading on 5 people from here at the same time
>>44489824i am not a twjnk and I'm wearing my hair up. What now chode
>>44489791make one with me
I am an employed twink with long hair and gyno and I look like a wolf
>>44489816idk i was too scared to look>>44489826you may have to take one for the team and have sex so i can see
>>44489824i am an unemployed twink with long hair and gyno and there's nothing wrong with that you chud
>>44489832And she was right in fairness
>>44489798its me im the chudhon
Gonna smonk a weed
>>44489826kyle kyle kyle kyle kyle kyle kyle
>>44489842What else was she right about
>>44489846JEALOUS
>>44489824bitch im not trying to be a little anime girlwhat do you take me forim just trying to be a normal mid-30's woman
>>44489853Indians being subhumans
I’ve never claimed to look like an anime girl. The characters in anime especially newer anime look nothing like any human
>>44489837Would you let maiq suck it for a green card?
I too am going to have a marijuana
>>44489832Fuck she led me on too. Traitor to chasers, sadge. She was so perfect on the hotxcrazy scale
>>44489824Cis women dont look like anime girls either.
I've never been to "da club" and now i think im probably too old for it?still i dont dance so i dont think i missed out on much
>>44489861lmaoooo
>>44489865I don't need a green card, there's nothing in the USA that I need or want
>>44489832no i turned her down
>>44489672You should post a pic of your twin so we can see what you would have looked like
>>44489880Same. I should try going to the club once I guess tho
>>44489880Maybe they were fun in the 90sNow club culture is just being able to afford table/bottle service or knowing someone who can and doing shitty cocaine in the bathroom with them
Sir, a chaser just hit the north penjamin
I've always hated the club, I just liked the excuse to do stimulants
>>44489892>big forehead>wide shoulders>rectangle torsoHard 4/10
>>44489892>im not a passoids t o l e n v a l o r
>>44489856Took two puffsNeed to take it slow because I've already had a gummy
>>44489893must be nice, having frens...>>44489902 i want wweeeeeeddddd iwantitiwantitiwantittttttttttt i hate being sober!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>44489838Girl the strike>>44489850南苑>>44489853Absolutely nothing
>>44489892this is a picture of me btw>>44489893i could probably afford whatever that is and it's not dancing should i go?
>>44489893Death to America
>>44489887what about a bf
>>44489892sex
>>44489892Why are you posting pictures of me? Kinda mean :(>>44489900Ouch>>44489901I’m not>>44489912That’s my joke!
>>44489892Nigga built like a surf board :sob:
Wait, I look good in that picture!>>44489926Eff you
>>44489919Because you're beautiful and sexy and people enjoy looking at you dir
>>44489929You're hot rach (complimentary)
>>44489919how old are you?
>>44489935Oh! Well thanks>>44489946I’m confused. Are you saying I look like Rach?>>4448995125
everytime i've went to the club recently its been a case of paying, going in and me and my friends throwing glances at eachother to see who says "this is shit" first
>>44489892You look cute. Love the thingirl aesthetic
>>44489960That's ana in the pic. She needs a bf
>>44489889joke or real
>>44489919I made a visual guide to my negging. Please see the attached.
>>44489917I could get a bf no matter what country I'm in, but I'm in no rush
Rent being so high causes so much deadweight loss in the economy and it's in ways you don't even directly connect to it like all clubs being expensive and shitty
>>44489960Thanks!>>44489963I agree! Bf where?>>44489966I think she’s being fr. I vaguely remember that>>44489973Very in depth! You’re a pro!
>>44489953ok you have a very nice tummy. You look younger though
>>44489990Sorry! I know I’m ancient lol
rents are getting bad in mexico because of the Cártel Inmobiliario and a lot of foreigners sitting on properties that histrionic people are panic selling
>>44489953You look like what rach thinks xe looks like when xe anglefraudes
>>44489994when do you turn 18?
everything i say ds simultaneously very serious and also nothing but a jokemy therapist has a bunch of stupid ideas why that might be
>>44490013You're like the joker
>>44489973Trannies:>Oh bronya you're so cute>Sarah you pass!>Godzilla looking yum love your hair girl>King Kong just needs bangs and she'll pass
CJNG gf or Sinaloa Cartel gf
>>44490005Oh! I see! Idk I think rach has a little more meat on her>>44490011Uhh it was 2019 I think>>44490023Which one am I?
>>44490031Princess girl marriage material
I mog the chaseys
>>44490037hog mog
>>44490036Yay!!>>44490037You’re pretty
>>44490037>HURR DURR MAYBE MY NEGGING WILL WORK TO GET PICTURESJust make the coffee, nigga
I swear my penis was 1 inch bigger than usual the last time I fapped. Wanted to take pictures to share with friends and relatives
>>4448999425 is still young lol
>>44490059what am I gonna get pictures of, your flabby biceps? Your bald spot???? Your tiny shrimpi???? LMAOOOO
>>44490073your hand has shrunk
>>44490075
Idc what people say, I think thin girls look more passable and cute even when they're trans girls
>>44490074Yeah. I think the guys that always post about the 18yo trannies kinda got in my head. Oof
Weight hons could never compete
>>44490075I want to see you pounded by a big Mexican stud with a 12 inch penis
>>44490082I'm on a new diet and exercise plan maybe my dick is getting /fit/ and growing muscle
fuckkkk im so fucking fat
>>44489953>25THE MILK'S GONE BAD
>>44490031Enough about how much meat you have on you. Let's figure out how to get my meat in you, babe.
i need to get fatter
>>44490103Fuck you give me that
>>44490111its in my bellay
>>44490104>THE MILK'S BNWO coded
It's all in the proportions
>>44490116You're pregnant with our baby dear
>>44489675Its laguna but the image seems weird her hair is more like a fringe or bangs.
i'm useless
>>44490107If kidnapping was legal you would be tied up in my van right now. Hru
>>44490129Yes!
Just pour the steamed milk in the coffee wagie
>>44490104You’re just annoying at this point>>44490106Come here!>>44490126I see
>>44490139Check under you're bed sexy I'm closer then u think ;)
Make my shit good, bitch ass nigga
>>44490131be gay do crime>>44490134:((
i got a photo with an eerily good thatcher impersonator. not sure why. i want to just delete it it's going to manifest financial hardship
>>44490155Buffalo 66 gf when
>>44490146I checked. There wasn’t anything there
>>44490125i can feel it kicking and gurgling...
>>44490166Me when that gock buss in my throat
>>44490166It's due tomorrow morning. Doo doo
>>44489150
>>44490023i mog you>>44490019im Joker the Hedgehog i have one daemon wing and one angle wing
>>44490174is the tranner the one kicking and gurgling
>>44490084I whitemog you too>>44490099messycans have tiny penises on average
>>44490179Yeah it's the gock twitching and shooting ropes into my tummy, which is what gocks do
>>44489646>qottWhere’s my disturbingly older chaser? I want him :(
>>44490175im so nervous...
>>44489892more?
>>44490178You transitioned from straight looking guy to ghoul looking straight guy. I wouldn't try bragging in chasergen about doing something no one wants to do.
>>44490185They're part black tho
>>44490160bf*
>>44490210The duct tape stays on.
>>44490202Nah ask her for them. I shouldn't post pics without asking
>>44490202Whoever posted that better not post more of my pics lol
>>44489806Lol
>>44490206i transitioned from straight guy to straighter guy and i mogged you the entire timebro is 5'6" pouting and shouting up at meyou just come off as a brat
>>44490221sorry im not a regular here.>>44490223well can you post more of your pics then? ....
>>44489734Would be very hot for him to top her
>>44489893the death of clubbing is part of why sexlessness is on the rise
i get euphoria when my boils secrete pus and i pretend im lactating
>>44490230I don’t usually post pics tho
Kind of wild that if someone sucks like any other part of my chest I’ll get a bruise but if someone sucks my tits it neither hurts nor leaves a mark. Nature had a good design there
okay but I won't suck your gock quit asking
>>44490228You stole dawgys personality somewhere along the way. Just be yourself guy lmao
would you suck my gock on my birthday
>>44490251its the small things
>>44490228>5'6" pouting>you just come off as a bratme fr
>>44490294No
>>44489646I need an appropriately aged tranner 25+ to listen to this song and do what’s in it with me https://youtube.com/watch?v=LO2Wvq-LUbM
>>44490314what about on your birthday
>>44490294yes but you are never going anywhere near my buttif gock sucking helps you feel good i am happy to do it
My dearest chasers, how big of a deal breaker is a tranny that’s taller than you?
>>44490312hi
>>44490348not at all, i find it hot to top someone taller than mehowever trannies/women usually do not want shorter dudes
>>44490342no
>>44490348Not as much of an issue as gentle femdom is for you FUCKING HOLES
>>44490293i mog her too>>44490312many such cases
>>44490348Rare because I'm very tall. Most of the trans girls I've met irl were shorter
Any chasers under 5’4
>>44490367>>44490349chaser/faggot btw dont get it twisted
>>44490367You do not mog dawgy and she's like 5 years older than you are Larry Bird #33 power forward Boston Celtics hall of fame inductee
>>44490347i would never top dw
i feel so carbed
>>44490394twisted like your panties up your hole right now bro
>>44490367lmao dawgy mogs you so much it's not even funny
Larah Bird
I mog no one
>>44490348You are a dealbreaker in general desu I don’t care what your height is
I only mog the chaseys
>>44490426You mog most of the girls here
her poop tasted better than expected and she only makes me eat it once or twice every month :]
>>44490444I disagree. There are so many beautiful women here!>>44490446Cuteeeeeeeeeeeee!
There should be a role reversal day where chasers lazily spam>My dick is smallAnd 8 trannies reply with>Oh no babe it's huge, it's the biggest juiciest dick babe, it's bigger than my face
>>44490447Trip on Pozzbrok
mamo MOGS
>>44490463u used to post ass pics that mogged
>>44490455lol I love that!>>44490463You’re actually so beautiful btw
>>44490471my dick is small
>>44490458i’m sorry but i don’t know who that is
>>44490348>My dearest chasers, how big of a deal breaker is a tranny that’s taller than you?Not a dealbreaker in the slightest, I'd love a tall queen. But she needs to be a subby bottom no matter her height.
>>44490471no u...
>>44490413I'm wearing boxers my asshole has plenty of space
>>44490472That’s not true at all! Your dick is huge and beautiful and I want it!
>>44490491Ahhh i love ana i need ana !
>>44490348Idc probably unlikely, you're awful in general though so it's not really relevant
>>44490487<3>>44490495I love you too babe
hey whaddya know i managed to build this thing! thata wasn't so hard!too bad idk how to use a daw... i guess i will learn
>>44490455Jesus christ I finally get why trannies don't seem to believe me.
>>44490399>Larry Bird #33 power forward Boston Celtics hall of fame inductee>doesn't mogpick a lane, seething manlet>>44490394beautiful >>44490421im twice her size lil bro
oh no babe don't worry your bald spot isn't that noticeable ahahah.......
>>44490425i actually dont hate that
>>44490508dawgy would mog you even if she was 5'1
>>44490524she does seem tougher than the men, i will say thatbut let's not get ridiculous i am much bigger and stronger than her
man diving is crazyur literally getting crushed by water pressure
>>44490506Kek
>>44490544well it’s like all on top of you
>>44490537your personality is horseshit, dawgy is coolyou are like an incel who thinks he will become chad if he does some weird jaw implant
who can relate
>>44490551im already chad this jaw is all natural babygirl
>>44490557proving my point, you are as deep as a puddle
>>44490453
>>44490508>>44490515You could sign autographs as Nikola and nuggies fans would think you're him
>>44490504https://voca.ro/11J6X1vXYDAe
Do I pass?
I'm literally 6'2" and strong as fuck
>>44490555i think we all have a little sissy dad in us>>44490550yea o_ospooky...the ocean is terrifyingbeautifulbut terrifying
>>44490559sorry to disappoint lmao>>44490562idk who that is
>>44490572I want to wrestle with you for your hole
>>44490576fag
>>44490573I would transform you into a seal and put you in the ocean btw
>>44490586mfw
why’d the thread get so nasty wtf
>>44490544and if you sit on my head what am I crushed by?
>>44490463Remember your fur coat thirst trap? Daddy still has it foldered.
>>44490579im much bigger and stronger than himhairier too
>>44490595hello friendo :]
>>44490578you would lose and I'd fuck you in the ass
>>44490601pink giraffes>>44490605draw me like one of ur french girls dada
>>44490614hi poopy. we’ve never interacted before, but we’re friends now.
>>44490595sorry i like to reply to themit's fun for me but we're shitting up the thread; i'll stop
>>44490595idk but good thing i can only read nice posts
>>44490636what happened are you ok??
>>44490636https://voca.ro/1mTU7ZaGyq4w
>>44490623Grok how do they draw girls in France
>>44490643bike accident on my way to the climbing gym. did not prevent me from climbing thought but I hope it goes away quick>>44490644thank uu
>>44490636kisses it with my lamprey tongue
>>44490654
my knee is in a worse shape, let's pray I can go lifting tomorrow
i still can't believe the woke mind virus got to ygotas
I miss being able to go hard in the gym now I’m stuck doing calisthenics some light kettlebells and dumbbell workouts. It’s very lame I used to train Muay Thai and bjj and lift my ass off. Fumble anon used to be in great shape before he got sick
>>44490644cute pic!!! :DD so elegant
>>44490691calisthenics is super cool, I only hit the gym for the legs
The USS Woody Allen
should i kms
Does this to your dick and/or balls
HMS Rape
>>44490707No.
>>44490707no
>>44490721>>44490722are you sure
>>44490717doesnt care
my friends refer to me as a God, I would prefer it if you guys referred to my deity status, it would make me very happybut no pressure, I won't be upset if I hear P-Butt
guys there’s something i want to tell you, and im sorry i wasn’t more upfront about this, but im actually trans. i’m sorry i didn’t mention earlier, i hope that’s okay though?
>>44490717OWIE
>>44490741you know this turns me on, right>>44490746oh my...
>>44490751Faggot
>>44490746I thought I was on /ck/ what the fuck? What's next you all have cocks?
i have to find my shiny lugia by january so i have enough time to get all its ribbons now :(
>>44490730Yes, nona. im very sure.
>>44490755ehehehe yea….
>>44490722see that ?si=QfKY9jkR2gyOzuvj part of the youtube url? that's a tracker, u can cut it off and the link still worksthe google uses it to gather data abt shares and traffic and shii
Yer da does keepy uppies in sports direct
>>44490760Lugia Anon…
>>44490696Leg days are my worst lifts now I do squat with kettlebells tho and calf raise with a weighted vest lunges a few different types of squats reverse hypers with bands it’s not the same tho I’m pretty weak especially in the legs for some reason I have lost a tremendous amount of muscle in them and the doctors have no idea why
UPPER DECKY TIME (the jeet store finally reupped)
>>44490791n7 trip…
i was thinking about something sexual today. bulge or fingers or something
I know some of you trans are in England. I'm watching the office and can you explain what this means?>gone off dawn no have youhttps://youtu.be/8rpp2m_nTYk?si=Od7wTrhmcqWHa8V-&t=190
>>44490760you will win i believe in you!!!
>>44490789i open the thread to this. i need to do some circular breathing
>>44490831i’ve looking for god recently so i’ve been wasting time on a game i can still hunt in after they kill bank. i got to lock in. thank you for believing
>>44490827i imagine they would have some trouble giving you any useful feedback
>>44490849i ate döner today and you didnt. bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
>>44490855wait are you in the country of the shows origin and its blocked there? that's crazy
80s Seattle moding today (rainy, no sun in days, tired, fatigued, beaten down, Soundgarden cassette playing)
>>44490856you know i had to watch someone eat the most gorgeous street crepe with cheese and pickled red onion knowing that if i ate that and then had to sit in a hot room for an hour i would hurl and i did consider just acking. I think ill probably never eat döner again
>>44490866i assume it's just cause someone has the license here but they can't control what happens in other places>>44490867this is unbearably attractive to many of my irls. come to scotland you'll clean up
Now that disco-tan died can i just say she was absolutely larping the following:- Sheena Ringo- PowapowaP- NIKKE: Goddess of War- Umamusume: Pretty Derby (all global players are larpers)- My Hero Academia- The Chinese language- At least one of her currently canonical ethnicities at your discretion- Transgender
>>44490856What is the difference between a döner and a gyro? I’ve never had a döner
>>44490888if your favourite sheena record is reimports you should be dragged into the street and shot. Not a gatekeeper just a tastemaker <-- most instantly enraging sentence i've ever managed to produce. im getting better
>>44490874If I ever ventured into Albion I would surely be reduced to a trainspotting smack abuser Luv me some fights over footie though
>>44490888wtf she died?
>>44490888Did she really die? That’s sad I didn’t like her very much but I would never wish for her to pass
>>44490896The döner is the one that penetrates and the gyro is the one who is penetrated. it's similar, but not exactly analogous to the terms here of "top" and "bottom".
>>44490888huh?
>>44490904I would. I did several times in fact>>44490903All of Cali got wiped out in a tidal wave we lost several of our best>>44490901are you not doing this now what else is there to be doing
>>44490915oh snap, I don't think any of the races she likes to LARP as knows how to swim, RIP Discy
>>44490888so happy to not know most of these
>>44490936if i didnt know transgender life wouldn't be worth living
>>44490905I’m not ashamed to admit this but I’d probably fuck a gyro so it checks out they are delicious I want one now>>44490915Kek the tidal wave must have missed me I am clearly protected by allah
>>44490915I am not doing heroin as of now
>>44490946I think fucking a kebab would be much more pleasurable than fucking a gyro there's a certain chunkiness to the gyro meat whereas döner is more of thin layered sheets. plus tzatziki doesn't give the same pleasurable tingle as chilli saucealhamdullilah for your salvation>>44490948roger. keep me updated on the situation as it develops
im trangener?
i just rot all day
>>44490960YES!isnt it wonderfuli was realising earlier i thought after all these years i wouldn't still love being a tranny as much as i did to start with. i was never exactly the skirt go spinny type it's more the quiet satisfaction of building something little by little
my boymoder hoodie goes spinny
NEW>>44489875>>44489875>>44489875
>>44490976deeply deeply pleased by the concept of a boymoder euphoria boner. the world is so varied and charming
>>44490692https://voca.ro/1ijDe9R4Avmz
I love jazz idgaf
>>44490939transgenre? Like what Promised Neverland did?
>>44490987hehhe silly boys don't know I have comically SMALL conetits underneath this oversized hoodie ^_^
Just smoked 2 cigarettes and I feel like I'm gonna shit myself or vomit
>>44490970thats interestinghappy for u nyanyai often reflect on how the early optimism i had abt transitioning seems completely absent from my life nowbut its ok i thinkbeing trans isnt so badall the ppl i like the best are transgener...
>>44490994https://youtu.be/DotWP_7De-k
>>44490999LMFAO>>44491000Trips of truth means your digestive system just rolled the jackpot! hope you've got a big bucket>>44490998Nonceslop. At least watch a noncegem like made in abyss or witch hat atelier
>>44491000https://voca.ro/19u7vTixeDiT
>Flooding seems like such a horrible natural disaster, All the water is so dirty and you couldnt find a high enough spot and now you are either being drowned in your attic>Tornados suck too, it feels so.. supernatural. Like the tornado is a Malevolent being.>Earthquakes and Volcanos are horrifying, what do you mean the literal ground is moving and opening up? Volcanoes are not to be taken lightly, I think i read somewhere if certain Volcano erupts it could mean the end of humanity.>Tsunamis seems like actual hell. Ive experienced floods and tsunamis on LittleBigPlanet and its so devastating how much force water can pack, sweeping people off their feet and just slamming them into walls and moving entire cars and trucks.Having an encounter with one of these will have any person praying for someone or something to save them. Please take care of the planet or it will kill us in self defense.
i never had any early optimism is that like a common thing
eating Chongqing ice cream with bronya <3
>>44490959Might do crack, more of a stims person, but it would not fit the dreary mood
>>44491014Smoke a cigarette it'll repair everything>>44491011I think it's a good thing, it's just a purge of bad humors>>44491022I spit on the ground
i didn't put on a skirt (that wasn't lingerie) until i was 3 years in but it did go spinny so idek
I fucking crave it......
I twerked my ass in a thong last night, don't tell ROACH
>>44491001it's normal that things like that change a lot over time, right? i don't think i feel the same about anything as i did however many years it's been now ago. i still think it's six even though i know for a fact i've been saying it's six for three years now. i guess i still prefer grilled broccoli to steamed i think that's about it>>44491024oh this was super popular a year or two ago right? before that it was the dongpo pork lattés... honestly all of it seems good to me LMFAO i really like things that are both sweet and savoury>>44491025We do loads of cocaine but we inject it that's a specialty from my hometown apparently nobody else really does it that way. just like nonna used to make...>>44491026for sure cigarettes are like retinoids like you just have to get out all of the toxins before they can start healing you>>44491033LIKE THERES NO WAY THIS ISNT GOOD
>>44491024Spicy ice cream doesn’t sound good
>>44491011FIRST of all how dare you those children are not at all sexualized and second of all im SO sorry for having an actual prot that isn't just torture porn>>44491024every day we stray further from God
>>44491026Make sure not to spit on the floor, I hate when people do that. Stop spitting on the Mall Floor you arent outside.
taking bronya to my favorite mala mala restaurant in Paris >what's up honey, you barely touched your dish?
Chasers, what would I need to do for you for you to stick your dick in this? I promise I won’t activate it :3
make sure you spit on the floor, make sure you leave used needles on the floor, make sure you leave chicken bones on the floor, make sure you leave cigarette butts on the floor, make sure you defecate on the floorsociety needs to collapse ASAP
Its funny that ice cream in Spanish is "helado" which means "iced"Like nigga what is being iced
>>44491046maybe im insane but like i can't imagine anything about that not sounding good to me... it's like the spiciness balancing out the sweetness and the richness of the cream. right? right?>>44491047I can imagine no torture more unbearable than childhood>>44491057oh god the chinese food in paris... although i heard those places aren't so bad!
>>44491067kidnapped by the government i think
>>44491067Girl the cream
>>44491067it's actually nieve, the Spaniards don't know what they're doing, they're retards
It's funny because my asian roommate doesn't eat spicy food, I really want to take her to a Sichuan restaurant some day to see her face...>>44491069you never get disappointed when it's held by Sichuan people. Cantonese or Beijing? Flee, absolute scam!
hello everynyoron
>>44491084penny :D
hello penny, will you let me eat this from your tummy and your toesies?
when the festival is in town people like to go spit on an emblem that's in the street here. apparently it's good luck. i wonder if i should go do it to have better job application results>>44490213oh also this reply made me laugh out loud and i was sad it didn't get a response
pee in butt come LA
>>44491022https://voca.ro/1k3n9jzembCv>>44491026https://voca.ro/1vTKoIGKsGt5
>>44491084oh earlier today I tried to post from somewhere else and I catched someone else's banit seems there's a fellow argentinian in my area who got a 3day ban for posting something racist on /int/ lollltwo 4chan users in this town, one is being racist on int and the other is a tranny on chaser general>>44491089sealmoder!
Holy shit, Billie Eilish is agp
>>44491067You call it the same thing + cream
>>44491084https://voca.ro/1jJxhparfCUJ
do you think they forced transitioned Maduro in jail?
>>44491090it looks cold... but I'll think abt it
>>44491081there was a brief outcropping of beijinger bakeries here. not good. a friend of mine from over there said they were actually better than the ones back home LMFAOthere's some good canto restaurants here though! we actually weirdly have like. anything you want. like i can go get jiangsu ground pot or spicy parrotfish in like fifteen minutes if i want to. but its comically expensive i guess cause it's marketed to students...
>>44491111yes penny, you will shiver and moan from it....
leg day...worst day of the week
>>44491100SHES SO BASEDDDDDliterally me if i had a job
>>44491100pathetic attwhoring, has been's 15m are over
>>44491115next time you come to France I'm def taking you somewhere
do you think im cool or do you hate me?
whats with all the weird fetishists is it all little reppers and their foot shit?
>>44491069what about childhood but then it starts raining >>44491109ive read this doujin
>>44491116what if I catch a flu afterwards ...
>>44491134there's all these brasserie noveaus popping up these days, right? are they any good?
>>44491139get shot, choid
>>44491138you cool dog remember no half steppin
>>44491141No that makes it better cause you can jump and play in the puddles :Di actually dont own any. ew what are they called in other places i dont want to say wellies. although there's a song about them that's kinda catchy that's the kinda thing that's fun to sing to kids they eat that shit up. but i should get some in case it rains this winter...lowkey playing greg has made me want to get a full hazmat suit. something so chic about orange
should i quit my job
>>44490868your life is so sad. let me feed you döner then put you in a cold room>>44490896one is greek the other is turkish
>>44491069There is no rightness to it. I am not putting mala sauce on my goddang ice cream
>>44491142Don't worry penny that's not how you catch the flu>>44491143I don't know, I don't have any socials so I don't know what's trendy and what's not. I only cater to the Chinese district and exclusively eat at Sichuan and vietnamese restaurants. I know some places for a tourist if you want to eat traditional food.
>frenchew
>>44491098Chuds near you
>>44491139it’s the french repper guyhe’s behind most honyposting in this gen
>>44491169you will eat the mala ice cream and you will LIKE IT you CHVD>>44491164the way this would fix me rn. need this like air. i wonder if any of my friends can get me in somewhere with a walk-in freezer>>44491171INSANELY basedhonestly i am kinda craving french food the one good place here hiked their prices and put a bunch of COVID denial shit everywhere so the ambiance is kinda... compromised. but that approach is insanely based. let's just go to vietnam! i wonder how the weather is this time of year they get a lot of rain right there would definitely be puddles there...
>>44490868>street crepe with cheese and pickled red onionThis is what white niggas be eatin while they post about Lawry's seasoned salt online
I missed my blood test today and I missed it last month, I might be fucking retarded
>>44491193i was amazed this didn't get one of those replies yet. it's a good combo idgaf if you don't like it don't fuckin eat it
>>44491185I'll run into him and tell him "I catched your racism ban"and he will say "I catched your camwhoring ban"
>>44491206the worst part is we'll never find out if you are or not cause they didn't get the chance to test for it
>>44491188for you, ill get a freezer where you can sit as well
>>44491100Women aren't agp. They're just fucking full of themselves. Wokes have to invent new words so they don't have to admit misogynists are right, just like the black pill vs pretty privilege
>>44491158they're just boots bro
>>44491207Uh bronyan. That don’t look like a crepe. It looks like Great Depression food
>>44491098the only person near me keeps posting (ILLEGAL CONTENT) on one of the dollmaking threads. which like is so close to being based like i think its cool that you post there i just wish you were posting literally anything else LMFAO
white people be putting ranch on their beans, vicious animals
>>44491207Keep that shit in Europe. Fuck off we're full.
>>44491207what is that even
>>44491218Schrödinger's tardWhy cant I just send them my blood
>>44491229you would really just call this a boot???
heres dinner
CAUGHT
>>44491233LOL it was very surprising to me to find that there's someone near me on 4chancould be someone using a vpn but that's not as funny
>>44491250two boots
>>44491250gummistiefel
The negros are washing their chicken? Preposterous! Now hurry along, I'm eating the most delicious fermented fish out of the most delightfully unsanitized can.
>>44491250yeahcuz it's a boot>>44491227but i AM agp tho
>>44491188I'm a regular at a vietnamese restaurant in Paris and the service there is too good for me to go elsewhere. Me friend's uncle came to visit and we took him here, he's said the food is top tier there. He talks vietnamese fluently because he's lived there for years, he only came back because the Russians fucked it up for everyone, came with a Cambodia wife and 3 children, what a Chad lmao. I love this guy he's got all the crazy stories to tell and can speedrun dark souls blindfolded
>>44490959Idk how pleasurable chili sauce would be. One time I banged a girl and we tried it jelly lube and that shit burned my dick never again
>>44491264hmmm sardines
>>44491236White people eat beans in sweet BBQ sauce or unsalted tomato soup, no in between. The last culture on earth to learn how to make beans.
>>44491207i would devour this
>>44491251mala doctor pepper>>44491243LMFAO>>44491244its a. umm i believe in that area they would call it a barm? where i'm from they'd call it a piece. this one is filled with cheese, presumably cheddar, and onion. note that this was made by a foreigner so it's a particularly... enthusiastic ratio>>44491232oh ya no the crepe was way fancier it looked super delicious they were pretty much exactly picrel. that uhh. not so much>>44491243LMFAOthis is what you're gonna get if you keep inching closer and closer to just putting a skin colour requirement on your visa process! this is what you wanted!
nobody in mexico browses 4chan, and if they do browse it in public they're probably all tard wrangled in their friki-plazas
>>44491273Ky*
>>44491207Imagining you rubbing your finger hairs playfully across frenulum and glans. Gentle femdom mommy joi vocaroo poster BTW
>>44491278mexiGODS are the only culture on earth that know how to prepare legumes, I bow to their superior culinary knowledge
https://voca.ro/1eDIE0ItVl02working hard since yesterday
>>44491207I'm exhausted so maybe misread but that isn't any type of crepe
>>44491233>dollmaking threadswhat>close to being basedhuhhhhhhh
you know you're in for a good ride when you get in a restaurant where there are tissues boxes on each table, a private dinning room with a round table and a secret menu that you must ask as a white person
lifehack: always carry some lawrys with you, in case you run into some white devils trying to feed you their unseasoned slop
they're calling keojampa The Dollmaker
>>44491249ya thats how they do it here it's all by post. super convenient apparently it's been really effective in reducing STI rates too>>44491259its gotta be a neighbour for sure. you gotta look at everyone sideways try and figure out if its them...>>44491260dont piss me off>>44491262oh this is cvnt. thats way better. stealing this im annoying enough i can just slip continental words in and it's not like it makes me any more unbearable than i already am>>44491267its two boots actually>>44491295THATS NOT ME and i dont have finger hairs... wait actually i do what the hell i never looked at my fingers this close before. they're so cute i should brush them with a toothbrush>>44491283its rly good they balance each other out super well. recommend as a like lazy sandwich option it's good with some type of sweet pickle too for more of a like ploughman's sandwich vibe>>44491273oughhh i can feel it just reading that.... not fun>>44491271once again our potential love is torn apart by the vietnam war. yankees out>>44491318sorry yea i didnt make my train of thought clear enough that's just a random photo i found online on the classic presentation of that flavour profile
I browse 4chan in public. There is no tard wrangler to shackle me. There are no strings on me
>>44491347i browse it at work on my work computer
>>44491317not to be rude but did you inhale helium
>>44491320like i think making dolls is a really cute hobby but i think posting (ILLEGAL CONTENT) is not goodi have some friends that are big into the BJD stuff it seems so cool >>44491339i always want to carry hot sauce in my bag if only to justify the big empty ones i like but it makes me feel like hilary clinton >>44491346wow they're really letting me go crazy on how many people i reply to in one post these days. thank you jan it's a lot more convenient like this>>44491347i had to take a moment when i turned [REDACTED] and be like. its time to stop looking at furry porn on public transport
I took a tranny to my usual Chinese restaurant for a date and she almost passed out with the less spicy food there was there, more for me! >>44491346the Russians are being a real problem there, I hope they get kicked out ASAP. I want to go to Vietnam but it's becoming harder to be white there because of how the slavoids behave.
>>44491354nope I'm a faggot and I only inhale asbestos
>>44491358there's definitely a lot of xenophobia going around asia in general right now. i mean, going around everywhere, right
>>44491317what kinda split(workouts) are you doing?
>>44491339Use a sprinkle of accent too, Its culinary crack. MSG is not dangerous, its dangerously good on everything.
>>44491347i phonepost at work IDGAF
>>44491339You are whiter than at least half of Europe since Spain actually achieved a lot instead of simply spawning in a hole devoid of sunlight
>>44491369same>>44491367ballerina workouts from youtube and such:p
>>44491378i spawned in your mom's hole devoid of sunlight last night
>>44491378holes devoid of sunlight are amazing alaska was probably the coolest place i've lived
>>44490093a lot of the chasers here are mentally unwell. I'm in my 30s and I feel like 25 is the bottom limit of my age range.
>>44491378Shut the fuck up ytboi. Spaniards know how to get down in the kitchen. They don't eat green bean casserole three meals a day like you. Dawgy: welcome to The Cookout!
>>44491381>ballerina workouts from youtube and such:pnice! keep it up penny!!
>>44491386that's why i've stopped having an age so you can always convince yourself it's a little creepy if you would like to. im charitable in that way
I’m bummed they don’t have gyros anywhere in my town anymore well there is one place but it doesn’t come with tzatziki sauce it comes with garlic sauce the fuck good is that?
>>44491289/a/ has been full of mexicans for over a decade
>>44491392I will! letsgo!
>>44491393cucking the 18 year old tranny chaser by taking bronya(my phone knows to autocorrect to bronya now btw) and saying she's 18
my hole is devoid of sunlight
>>44491416It is entirely possible that i could be eighteen. i can say this with a straight face
>>44491419must be rough mine is fuc-king radiant
>>44491426> a straight faceonly in Scotland is that considered a straight face luv
>>44491412*three bicep emojis*
>>44491437LMAO
Discordia if he was a girl
>>44491440
>>44491419This is actually harmful in the eyes of Taoist belief. Consider Perineum Sunning https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineum_sunningApparently the Perineum Taint area is important in China with the flow of tao or something.
>>44490555This person should be lined up for the firing squad
>>44491465Its not his fault he doesn't want that :( his sons bully is making him do it he's a victim
>>44491465ur a self hating sissy?
I am not that mentally unwell I just get depressed but that is normal for someone in my position I also only date girls that are 25 and up. The catch with me is my failing health so who would want that? I also might be in love with someone else already but I know she doesn’t see me like that I still manage to keep fumbling so maybe she doesn’t hate me. Feels bad man I don’t think dating is in the cards for me anymore
I am mentally unwell and a danger to society.
>>44491164stu can i have some donner pls girl im hungry as fuck
feeding stu böner while i steal her lunch and eat her sandwich. that's how you keep them thin boys.
>>44491531did my son's bully post this
i should die
>oh anon you can find love no once will care that much Thanks chat I needed to hear that
Q4C would u wear this
>>44491505Do you think you could be a danger to society a little more quietly sweetie. mommy is trying to one cycle abyss with builds from six patches ago
>>44491481not such a big deal. plenty much better things to do than date. i hope things work out with whoever you're pining for though
boxya
>>44491607im 𛈵 im so fucking 𛈵 right now
>>44491558ya u make delicious sandwiches Mrs B
>>44491628you fuckin know it baby. i make nigella lawson look like jamie oliver
>>44491589wtf is that
>>44491601need her to put Walkers cookies in Stu's lunch box so I can eat them
Hello is this the bronyagen?
I can't believe a girl as rich as you has a poco phone, that's a green flag
>>44491601Bitch be like I would never shave my armpits and there's NOTHING THERE
wwyd if you hit a dog with your car and it was still alive but you were pretty sure it wasn’t likely to survive much longer and looks to be in a lot of pain?
nigella lawdaughter
>>44491643actually i've been thinking of upgrading to the new xiaomi flagship when it drops later this year... those fancy new batteries seem worth the investment. i've decided if i get a job i'll blow my first paycheck on it i actually do a lot of mobile gaming so it's kinda reached a point where it would be worth investing in something a little nicer. but i've loved the pocos for years. i keep phones for a long time tho they make em more durable these days thank god>>44491662I would go to the clubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb>>44491635dont worry about it kitten... you wouldnt understand>>44491663Meditating on this
>>44491676nigel crimedaughter
>>44491689oh NOW we're cooking with gas
Those Nipple Piercings looked painful, But if any of you wear glasses consider those chains you can put on them. Even with bad vision why not make it more fashionable.
>>44491662I'd take it to the vet so that maybe it had a chance, I've done similar things many times before. Growing up I nursed several birds back to health because they'd hit my home's windows all the time. I once nursed a possum after he was hit by a bike and then later he didn't want to leave.
im trying the thing where you reuse the thermal bag bubble tea gets delivered in to soak your feet but i only ordered bubble tea for one so the bag is only big enough for one foot at a time. this is stupid
>>44491604Thanks I am practicing my Chinese trying to find the words that best fit my situation I think it’s Wǒ xiǎng gēn tā jiàowǎng dàn bù kěnéng suàn le.
Penny coded
ordering some old book scented fragrance so chasers think i’m sophisticated (i don’t read)
>>44491696
Just hit a blinker AMA
>>44491727bié xiǎng tàiduō, shùnqízhìrán ba~
>>44491738It adds to his drip, He looks like an old Scottish man with a absolutely diabolical dialect you can barely understand and he lives in a old decrepit mansion with his 6 Wives
>>44491739Do you think you're going to die as a result of economic collapse or climate disaster first
>>44491753that's pretty much accurate but bigamy has been extremely illegal and heavily frowned upon since ancient times. people here do NOT like that stuff. these days of course it's all woke
>>44491507no. choid doesnt eat>>44491531wtf!!!
goodnight
>>44491676why not get a pixel in the a series at half price when they release new series? I got mine this way and it takes great pictures. That's really all I care for, there's no other difference on phones nowadays. I'm starting my job next month and my first paycheck goes to a fuck machine and inviting my friends to Michelin started restaurant....
>>44491771Good Night Tonight
>>44491754Economic collapse. Dying to the environment is gay. Just microdose extreme temperatures and hurricane force winds. Throw a car battery in the ocean to motivate the environment to grind harder to stay alive.
>>44491774i used a pixel once and it was just all the iphone bullshit in a different font, plus the battery crapped out in six months, they weren't using the modern standard for the glass on the screen, and firmware updates rapidly degraded the performance once the new model came out. never again!there's no way fuck machines are good i do NOT believe in them>>44491778TRVKE
>>44491763That seems misogynist, now women have to compete for a single millionaire when in the past she could be the 7th wife and help the other wives take care of the property, cooking, and cleaning.And now Women they locked women out of the option to ever experience having 5 boywives working on her property acting as cooks,handyman,gardener, Poolboy, and Hunter.
>>44491745I had to translate that but Hǎo de. Maybe Chinese is not that hard to learn I’ll take it in baby steps learn a couple phrases a day it’s actually relatively easy to pronounce
>>44491786i could not agree more
>>44491784I've been enjoying using a toy, I will most likely enjoy a fuck machine.
>>44491792right? it's pretty straightforward if you just go little by little. and it's something to do, right?>>44491794Good for you. godspeed please report back if you get one
>>44491732this is what i want but never go after...
I will take some mushrooms. Hopefully they will tell me if I should troon out or not >>44491800sure thing. You don't use toys?
>>44491810i own a couple but i'm just too lazy. i don't have the time these days...
>>44491732>texts EVERYDAYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwIZ_bYfs8U
daughter who is a shut-in neet loser chud with no friends who will remain financially dependent on you and the state her entire life?or a son who doesn't fully appreciate Sing 2?
How do you cum from your prostate?
>>44491732not much because Im south american and don't look like that
>>44491460lets trade ceps! i want to walk around worrying about getting arrested for concealed carrying
>>44491800It is something to do beyond dooming thanks
>>44491830
>>44491833sorry I need them to keep myself safe!
Hunter Schaefer is so hot. I wish trannies were real.
>>44491830nudging it
>>44491817>timeyou can literally enjoy your shower this way... god I hope the fuck machine allows me to come hand free...
real autopedo hrs
>>44491841then why am I putting stuff up my ass?>>44491855nudging what? how?
>>44491868trip on 'jeet
>>44491848Im the realest bitch on this board
>>44491874for men’s pleasure
>>44491859For me the shower is not a time of leisure. The shower is one-person bare knuckle combat. it takes me two hours of almost unbearable pain. but it's worth it to be beautiful...
>>44491771goony
>>44491882so I get nothing out of it?
>>44491874>then why am I putting stuff up my ass? this is a question for your priest, anon. i cannot answer it
I feel like watching a movie, any recommendations? I'm thinking either Tarkovsky or some Stallone moidslop like the one where he is an arm wrestling trucker
>>44491892Procreation does not require the bottom to cum when making babies
>>44491895what would a priest know about anal? they are celibate.
bye bros see u tomorrow
>>44491903sure, if you don't care whether the baby is ensouled
>>44491903:c
>>44491902Dr Strangelove is my favorite movie that is my vote
>Penisblud got weirded out by the jeetNo wonder its universally hated
bye penny luv u penny>>44491886sounds like you have time to me. I like to toy myself in the shower really quick. I don't have the commitment to do hours long sessions in which I don't touch my cock though.
the chasers pulling up the cg meetup (two hours late)
>>44491928tag yourselves. im obviously cyno's ears peeking in in the bottom left corner
Problem? Lets fuck all of those away, lets fuck the problems away
>>44491928I'm the dumb faggot with a bucket on his head
>>44491925At that point why even bother
i want to go to bed and never wake up
>>44491909cya miss p
>>44491928Me on the right
>>44491947its rude to pick the obvious best one when you're the first to choose. but like i can't really blame you LMFAO. that's sage Firnas of Kshahrewar. sorry i dont know why im telling you useless information i just felt like you should know>>44491955he's mogging like crazy right. sage Shakir from Rtawahist
>>44491815@RACH WE HAVE A PROBLEM
homosexual male general
>>44491968he's busy rn lil bro <3
>>44491968>i love gooning my cute little girlcock heheThe fact that this actually works to secure gooner money lmao
>>44491980Chasers get NO play they have NO motion
honestly i could take or leave gooning my cute little girlcock
>>44491967He has aura as the kids say these days I’m still hip and with it frfr
>>44491967It's actually called initiative. Wait that's like an actual guy? I thought it was a custom character, the bucket head + robe combo is so strange. I'm happy.>>44491968I get that we don't like rach, but linking your racebait threads is like objectively strange
And tonight I learned that zip ties are vastly more uncomfortable then rope. Take notes
>>44491948it would be hotter if I had a dominant trans gf who would put me on chastity and doesn't unlock me until I coom hands free, I agree. But it will never happen so yeah, why even bother...
>>44491906priests are all gaybut they're also pedophiles, sogay tops
>>44491997You really didn't leave, huh
>>44491992Why don't you like Rach?
>>44491997What are you gonna do about it? Move out and pay rent? You weird hobosexual lmao
>>44491971hello Alex I think you should bless this thread with a picture of your soles
>>44491991he's aura farming like crazy for sureeeee. (nervously glancing around to see if i said it wrong)>>44491992LMFAO yeah they're just doing fuckin whatever these days. this game is so old that the NPCs are fucking bogged so they just go crazy with gimmicks to compensate>>44491999uh huh>>44492004your premises do not entail your conclusion
>>44492005He apologised, proved me wrong, bought me flowers and one of those novelty chocolate bars and apologised
>>44492005just wants to cry for attention
It's truly remarkable how everything /b/ touches turns to shit, the opposite of a Midas touch
>>44491971im the straightest man alive
>>44492021i have a similar condition where anything i touch starts blasting hot thick sticky ropes[SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE THAT WOULD GET ME BANNED OF YOUR CHOICE GOES HERE]
I carry tranny precum around in my bag to season my monster zero ultra's with
Remember lads, you can abuse her as long as the abuse makes her bussy tingle and you make a big show of apologizing after
>>44491921this is a good pick my dad says the general who they satire in that movie was actually based as fuck
>>44492033giving my chaser a necklace with a vial of midnight pearl
>>44492016>the NPCs are fucking bogged so they just go crazy with gimmicks to compensateMakes me feel patriotic, we're talking about Scotland right?
>>44492039LMFAO honestly literally though
>>44492033good choice i've been having white monsters at work
>>44492046How do people get off to this? It's just an ass
wow
The more soles the better.
>>44492055this is the type of shit i say to the stranger im stroking off at the porno theater. thats why i can't get laid i have the eye of a critic
>>44492055i'll never understand it honestly
>>44492046>straight and normallooking at the butt>weird and gaylooking at the feet
>>44492035The dude picked her up and slammed her to the ground right? And it was unprovoked, like she didn't put her hands on him first?
>>44492046bless you. I pray every day I get to serve a girl like you someday
>>44492016well i'm just shitposting so it doesn't really matter
>>44492055we're gay lol
>>44492073IT MATTERS TO ME
>>44492021unironically most of the decline in quality this gen has seen over the years has come from there. including the worst schizos and creeps >rach >rach’s anon pal who is basically a rach clone and has the same obsession with doxxing and racism >rick >bee >power
>>44492070It was in response to me taking a picture of something on his phone and not deleting it when he told me to
>>44492075Okay so am I?
>>44492081and bronya!
>>44492037I know it was satire when it was made but I’m not so sure we are that far off
>>44492081did french repper come from /b/ too?
>>44492081>rach’s anon pal who is basically a rach clone and has the same obsession with doxxing and racismwho invented rach 2 i've never seen rach 2, this is like a mixture of discordia and power
he,lo guys
Trannies: Nature's Punching Bag
>>44492071love uuuuu mwah
>>44492021>>44492081I'm sorry, but this is such horse shit lmao.
>>44492104i would not particularly describe myself as a product of nature
>>44492106hehe thank u ughhjnjjjjb
Knob polishing a transsexual
Hi guys
>>44492082That’s sad I can’t be mean to you when you share sad things like this. I was going to be rude but your life sounds rough
Transbians are subhuman
>>44492117who u callin a knob
I've always liked gwen stacy more than mj. whats the consensus? I think her personality is better and she usually is presented cuter as well
>>44492082You think it's ok to get slammed for that? I would never think to physically attack a girl UNLESS they are punching/slapping me, then I put a firm hand around their neck and they calm down.
>>44492092you need to stop calling me a repper. reppers have a chance to pass.
>I put a firm hand around their neck and they calm down.this has never happened reminds me of the lemonade story from alpha destiny
>>44492118Hey Rach 2 how's it going?
>>44492100https://voca.ro/151jc02edgDC
>>44492008Well maybe that's a lie I find you very funny but you are awful in a lot of ways>>44492045What's your gimmick? I've crossed the armpits thing off my list that's not even true
>>44492120She hasn't done anything wrong
>>44492136Good I just got home from work and made myself a turkey sandwich inside a croissant
>>44492118https://voca.ro/17EF2f0IZknE
>>44492092i think she’s a board native
>>44492138LMFAO i do my best!!! i really really wanted to put rogaine on them for a while but because the skin is so thin in that area it would go systemic and i would get like thick hair over my entire body and shit. sucks. i have no idea what my gimmick is. im boring these days i dont do anything...
>>44492142Dark Rach can i hit
>>44492057That's just the base game, here if you add the DLCs it's literally 10x the price and over 500 bucks total, paradox should be nuked and deserves having every game of theirs pirated
my cock bussy taint situation smells like fried bacon for some reason
I used to coom to some of the girls in the trap threads on /b/ but I never interacted with anyone there much. It’s a cesspit
>>44492153We should probably get coffee first
>>4449212042 lol. That dude is like 57
>>44492158Hospital
>>44492149I can donate some hair from my armpit I guess, they're pretty lame though, I'm sorry that you're receding. You can be an NPC it's okay, wear a bucket.
>>44492146celeste has spammed /fit/ for a long time
>>44492164oh god anything but coffee
Are there she/her afab women who crossdress and look ultra masculine and go by Jake but insist on not being trans?
>>44492109>t./b/ dweller
>>44492177Do you like boba tea?
>We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting! We don’t like men who are obsessed with the gym! We want to look better than the man! they would say.At this point, I started getting annoyed with their behavior, and asked them the following question:“What type of man are you looking for?”They paused for a second, and replied Well, obviously a nice guy that’s going to treat us with respect, and who can communicate in a way that does not offend us.At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face, knowing damn well that what I was about to say next would cause them to flip out.>So then why do you cheat on your boyfriends for asshole guys like me?” I exclaimed.>They were silent for a few seconds, and then suddenly went full bitch mode.>You’re such an asshole, Alex! You don’t talk to a lady like that! Go fuck yourself! You don’t know what a woman likes! they screamed.>Of course, their words didn’t faze me.>I just sat there in a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade.>After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said So when are we fucking? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?>They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened.>What did you just say??? they barked.>You heard me. Are we fucking next Tuesday or next Saturday?>Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game.>They would say things like You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!>Just as expected, they were coming on to me.every rach story
parents r making fun of me :(
>>44492185>/b/ is ruining /cg/ This is objectively retarded if you think about it for 5 minutes.
>>44492192What did they say?
>>44492171its my great shame im so fking dysgenic they're gonna put me in the woodchipper. a bucket would be kinda moe... im surprised i havent seen more people cutting about in cones there were a couple around world cup season. maybe they're just too impractical. im sure zara will do a cute little one by next year>>44492181yeah and they're in my dms begging to hit for some fucking reason>>44492189LMFAO>>44492186i really do! i prefer the fruit teas though im not huge on dairy. dont make fun of me... that would be really cute! i mean if you would like to no worries if not or anything
>>44492174people used to make thread on /fit/ and /lgbt/ using my pictures for years. I am now long forgotten but I used to be a staple from both boards
>>44492193it isnt, the thread gets noticeably worse every single time /b/ posters show up, its the main factor that makes na posting hours horrible
>>44492200>i really do! i prefer the fruit teas though im not huge on dairy. dont make fun of me... that would be really cute! i mean if you would like to no worries if not or anythingHmmmm there's a boba tea place near me that does good mango (& other fruit) smoothies with tapioca in the bottom. Maybe that would be better.
>>44492207No it is, just because you're relatively new and let someone like Rach really, really bother you, it doesn't mean that /b/ is ruining the thread, you could say /fit/ is ruining the thread, /pol/ is ruining the thread just as much, hell /r9k/ is ruining the thread.It's a retarded thing to suggest. /tttt/ in general is shit, it is not shit because of some outside influence, /tttt/ is just generally a bit shit.>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh >fuck you go back to /b/ ;_;
>>44492195they’re going away for weeks so i get to “play grownup” :((((
>>44492210that sounds delicious! my schedule's pretty free so just let me know when works for you
>>44492224Did they teach you how the furnace works? That's what my dad did the last time he asked me to house sit.
i ran out of weed. time for a break maybe
How do I get over him
>>44492193The /b/tards are not helping
>>44492120>shitposting groupwonder if this could be a shitpost?
>>44492236Get under me
>>44492229I have a family reunion bbq this weekend but next weekend I would be free
>>44492236first time?
>>44492244let's do it!
>>44492240Neither are you? Take it up with the other "/b/tards", like stu.
>>44492130mommy
>>44492236Why do/did you like him so much?
I'm sorry for being an ugly old man ruining the thread, I will promptly commit sudoku
>>44492236i wish i knew and could help i usually hang out with my friends get drunk and try to keep busy and not be alone
>>44492233idk what a furnace is
>>44492207no the main factor is just na posters actually
>>44492270It's the appliance in your home that generates heat by burning natural gas. It's usually in the basement or a utility closet.
>>44492246No, but its the first time ive mourned thw loss of a relationship this deeply. I really feel like he was my soulmate.>>44492254Everything. Head to toe. His heart.>>44492269Ive also been doing this but each time im alone again the silence is all the more deafening.
>>44492270you have a heating system in your house that is powered by natural gas?
today i made good prolonged eye contact with a very pretty girl and i’m pretty sure i did not look at her breasts even tho they were kinda out i might have taken a glance but i don’t remember she was pretty and smelled good>>44492280does it smelt ores?
>>44492286Unfortunately no, you need a coking oven for something like that.
>>44492281>Everything. Head to toe. His heart.That's sad, I'm sorry.
>>44492281>each time im alone again the silence is all the more deafening.that will end soon can't give a timeline or anything but everyday you'll spend less and less time dwelling on it
Has anyone else dealt with this weird thing where people just assume that youre out of their league? I dont believe in leagues and every time this has happened it boggles my mind. Have some confidence, I dont bite.
>>44492236tell me when you find out because it’s been 2 years and i’m still considering getting back together with him
>>44492236it just takes timeidk maybe never :/
>>44492236Time heals it doesn’t feel like it right now but it’s true. I’m not a woman so idk how different it is but you have to learn to enjoy yourself without your partner don’t stop living your life and doing the things you love don’t sit there and torture yourself with thoughts of him try to be active improve things about your life learn to not find your happiness in other people. It hurts but it’s only temporary one day you will find someone much better just don’t close your heart off completely when you are ready someone will come into your life t. Had a rough break up with a girl I dated for 7 years
>>44492304I've had a couple girls decline my advances and they told me that was the reason, basically.Whether or not that was the actual reason, who knows.
>>44492290will mom get mad at me if i smelt ores in the oven while she’s away?
>>44492304Can't help you. I'm in a league where literally nobody talks to me. It hurts.
>>44492304i don't either but telling girls they're out of my league is always fun and a good way of telling them they are hot without saying that
i actually AM out of everyone's leagueso it makes total sense that no one approaches me and it should STAY that way
i kill thread why???
Im the prettiest girl in the world so
Just ordered bogo Popeyes spicy chicken sandwiches#winning
>>44492361NA hours have been so bad for so long that the thread is actually faster during EU time these days lmfao
>>44492368fight me
>>44492368you're not bronya!!
>>44492374uss uss. uss uss. uss uss. <-- me pjunching
why do I want to post my ass for attention so much what's wrong with me
>>44492383Not sure itd get 3 (you)s teebeeh
>>44492378im... not??? then... who am i....
i can’t even voice train while my parents are away because i’ve been sick for 3 weeks but i will order lingerie i guess
>>44492370https://voca.ro/1aWxV9HKGu7w
>>44492303Part of me doesnt want to stop dwelling on him. It feels like a betrayal of true love to not wait forever.>>44492313Im sorry. I hear you and I want to find joy in solitude and independent of others but I just cant find it. Ive been looking for a long time.
plumpy
>>44492413
I wish benzos worked for me this shit sux
Breaking a one wish willow and wishing I loved a chaser here more than anyone in the world to put him through hell
>>44492420Rear view of plumpy
>>44492427It's gonna assign you a 5'5 NEET fub
>>44492431Wouldn’t be a problem if I lived him more than anyone in the world
>>44492430shadow plumpy
>>44492383All trannies are whores, that's why.
>>44492444plumpy (confused)
Actually question/litmus test. How many of the chasers here would do what Bear did in obsession and force a tranny to be into him?
>>44492448I'm not a tranny though, that's the catch...
>>44492453who tf is Bear
>>44492412i'm not a believer in true love but if you are i get that sentiment like the other dude said keep improving yourself and maybe he'll come back maybe he won't and you'll find someone else who fills that void
>>44492413>>44492420>>44492430>>44492444>>44492451quite fond of plumpy
>>44492453I would never. I don't deserve to have a girlfriend.
>>44492460Protagonist of obsession. He wished a girl he fucked up his chances with loved him and the wish worked. That’s the non-spoiler version
>>44492460guy from the cooking show
>>44492465its a plumpy world. we're just living in it
>>44492453I watched the simpsons monkey paw episode 20 years ago so I would be prepared for this and not wish for anything that could be ambiguously negative
>>44492453yeah who the fuck is that?
>>44492453I would use it to be the richest man in the world and pay politicians to support anti-trans legislation (One man CIA)
i wish i had gamer friendsi had gamer friends in highschool and we would play games together and it would be fun but not anymore now everyone works
>>44492465did you see that slut post ass my plumpy would never do that
>>44492490Unclear whether plumpy has an ass in the conventional sense. mostly just round
>>44492430you should not show his backside on the internet
>>44492495got me bricked up all the same
My favorite fat 20 year old with enormous tits just posted a new youtube video talking about video games
>>44492500>>44492506Please do not project your human ideas of anatomy onto plumpy who is round and purple
Plumpy says "trans rights are white rights!"
>>44492515In one of my favorite eroge there's a scene where a slime girl is sucking a guy's dick then turns inside out until her mouth becomes her pussy and she's fucking him, and in my headcanon, plumpy does that
This guy is 29 years oldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW3VtonN7W4
>>44492453i would do what bear would do (kms myself)
weird cuz plumpy told me he's anal only I don't even think he has a cock
>>44492515I not doing tha. I’m trying to protect plumpy from people who do tha.
>>44492486What games do you like playing?
Nigga's name is Bear :skull:
>>44492526thats what happens if you don't bonesmash, if you spend .000000002 seconds in the sun, you don't have a skincare routine and you don't make over 300k by 19
Goon that purple sissy clitty for daddy <3Make cute and useless Electro cummies <3
catholic gun daddy
big brain move i did my laundry before i did legs for now i don't have to walk downstairs
>>44492524I shouldn't have said this. I'm gonna go jack off and calm down.
>What if (For Trans women)If you could enter another dimension with a single cis mother version of you with 2 children and you both happily live together as 2 moms to 2 kids would you? or would you kill your clone and take her place?
idgi, why didnt bear just use the wishing willow to skinwalk nikki and wish to look like her
>>44492518Plumpy is not capable of human speech . it just says "blub">>44492530plumpy does not have an anus but his name is "pancetta" in italian and 小紫 in chinese, whjich is a pun on "chubby little guy">>44492531Plumpy also wears a hat sometimes>>44492524Plumpy does not do this. there is no evidence that plumpy is able to change shape or anything like that>>44492542Plumpy does not have a clitty but it is a skilled negotiator
>>44492537i’ve been playing quake live
>>44492553Please clear your mind of all thoughts of plumpy while masturbating
>>44492556He was a man. A Dumb Man.>>44492554I could be content with being my own wife. its not really lesbian because she is me.
>>44492549okay but consider:
>>44492564we should kill plumpy and take his hat for ourselves
meffy2millionaire
>>44492583Please do not harm the round and deeply capitalist plumpy
I want to get up to some really gay shit but I'm actually just oh so tired
>>44492554Why would I want children?Why am I a lesbian?
So. A question for fellow Daddies. The age of consent. Should it be lower? Let Dada know in the comments below.
>>44492590Tranny hair fetish is actually a niche. Gooners love a niche.
>>44492597this is what i sound like in therapy
looking for angel investors for a project
>>44492600Plumpy
>>44492592explain why i shouldn’t without referring to moralism
>>44492600Don Dada has been a criminal investigation designed to finally take Steve off the streets
>>44492614plumpy would be sad
im bored
>>44492616no, he would be in Valhalla or Muslim heaven, whichever he prefers
>>44492597Most trans women really want children apparently so I was appealing to that, And you are a lesbian but its not lesbian if its another version of you, its more like masturbation.
>>44492622plumpy is actually muslim. unclear how you knew that. His house is also a lamp
>>44492627I would fuck a clone of myself if he was a cism, not a cisw.
>>44492600What do you think it should be Dada? its 16 in Japan and Japan is doing well for itself, its probably because of that?
>>44492636Its sixteen here too and we're fucked
>>44492633But you already have a penis. Why would you fuck a cism version of you that also has a penis. thats just gay sex with a pretrans clone.
>>44492641Liberal use of the word "we" there
>>4449264115 year olds aren’t
im bored toolet's all do this! i love doing silly bingos and onldne quizzes
>>44492644LMAO>>44492645how do you know? are you talking to fifteen year olds?
The demons are winning tonight
here's mineim sorry the words were hard to read but i didn't make it
>>44492641The age of consent is usually lower than 16 or 18 if you count child marriage in Saudi Arabia.
>>44492642>thats just gay sex with a pretrans cloneIts straight because I am a woman, but if it was gay then thatd be even hotter.
People always ask me. What does it really mean to be a Daddy? Simple. Never rest. I don’t care if you’re tired. Or sick. I don’t care if you’re dying of aids or cancer. I’m HIV positive myself and I’m doing fine. Where was I? That’s right. Never rest. You will make time. We never tire. We’re always ready to hop on Val. We’re always hustling. Always coming up with new ways to groom kittens. To use and abuse sissies. If you’re a top 5 ranked Daddy in Kittenworld I expect you to work around the clock. No excuses. I never sleep. I don’t take breaks. That’s why I’m the Don.
instead of fake science lets just hold a universal worldwide vote of 8 billion people to decide on a worldwide age of consent using ID verification.
>>44492633I’d fuck pretransition 19 year old me and I’m not ashamed to admit it
>>44492647I talk to 15 one year olds
Someone make a new thread or I'll make an indiagen
>>44492636Japan. Great country. It’s where N7 is from. And he needs to go back there. Where was I? That’s right. Japan. The land of pokimans. Great people. But they need to do as we say or we’ll nuke them again.
>>44492660i'm always ready to hop on valium too i bet if i had benzos when i played hockey i'd at least have made the a
So there's no cheating each person will have their vote revealed to the rest of the world. So a "Tony Fletcher of Arkansas" who voted for the age of consent to be 7 years old can be properly accounted for, this is to prevent voter fraud.
>>44492651Do you think im pretty
i redid that attraction test and i got COMPLETELY different answers and results hmmm>>44492646i will do this post haste
>>44492652I dont understand this post>>44492665Stop immediately!!!!! You will give them notions
>>44492675i vote for 25 then
>>44492685I give them potions
i dont want to make a new because it'll just be plumpygen and people will get mad at me for making everything about plumpy again>>44492676I like that i dont qualify for any of these because yes i really want everyone's attention all the time but im not like impacted if i dont get it
>>44492686coward>>44492685You dont understand the age of consent?
>>44492663This is really fucking hot for some reason wtf
>>44492689Do they taste good
>>44492693I just stay north of room temp to be safe
when i played arma 3 a lot there was a 13 year old who was really good at flying helicopters i didn't pay much attention well at least i thought they were a 13 year old boy turns out it was a late 20s woman with a cartoonish voice
I jerkoff to AI porn videos of myself through an AI female filter.
>>44492693i only voted for 25 to make you mad :p
>>44492471why are you talking about some random show like everyone knows it
>>44492697they smell and taste like warm
>>44492703Would you be open to jerking off to AI porn videos of me through an AI female filter at all or not so much
>>44492701You're a grandpa lover? 68 to 72 year old men are pretty hot these days.
i did the bingo. im clean
>>44492715Mmmm... delicious worm
>>44492719i like a little texture. ribbed for her pleasure right
>>44492716no, i only like jerking off to myself as a woman.>>44492723you missed one. uppermost left in the NPD bingo
Sissy shitholes.
>>44492736Why are you bullying me rn
i missed don dada so much
>>44492736that's just not true though, i dont seek to be the center of attention or look for the admiration of others that much. Sure I like a normal amount of attention that's healthy but not the center
trying to figure out how to be the center of attention rn
>>44492741Im not bullying you>>44492744You are a highly needy attention deprived high earner high maintenance woman. No shame in that.>>44492745Just be cute
>>44492752Im the cutest girl in the whole world and people are still totally ignoring me!!! It's anti-cute discrimination
nevermind don’t feel like posting my bingo results
>>44492745>135 posts by this tripYes I can see that
>>44492754that's awful, is it because of your personality? some cuties are just insufferable.
>>44492676yes>>44492723healthiest thread denizen award
>>44492743Anonymouse. My little kitten. Have you been a good girl? For Daddy. >>44492745You can’t. Not while the Don is here. I don’t know who you are. And I don’t care. You sissies are all insignificant in the presence of the Don. Say it with me. Don. Dada. Don Dada.
Sometimes I like looking at facebook marketplace ads to see how delusional some people are
>>44492651tell me i did a good job
>>44492755coward
>>44492641theres countries where its 14 and theyre finebut obviously this is not a discussion for cg, let alone during amerimutt hours, their puritan programming will kick in
>>44492763don dadai have completed the pokidexi caught all the pokimansnya nya nya ^_^
>>44492772fine
>>44492760And that's not even counting the samefags>>44492761i have a great personality! i'm super charming and fun to be around. im also a good cook, great with kids, and great at sewing!>>44492762right?? right???>>44492775I've never been to a country
What if age of consent was a case by case standard? remove age entirely. You can only date Within 1 Tanner stage up or down. So a 4 can date a 5 or 3.
>>44492763Don Dada
>>44492784Wait but i'm a 10 does that mean i only get to date 9s. so unfair... everyone else gets twice as many options
>>44492782then why arent you getting more attention?
i suck ass at dark souls
>>44492793i have no idea... i don't know what i'm doing wrong.... this sucks>>44492796thats how its supposed to feel, right?
>>44492791I said tanner stage not appearance rating
>>44492412You have to learn to love yourself it’s a very difficult lesson to learn but I believe in you if I can do it then I’m positive you can I’m sorry you have been hurting so much over this break ups are very hard but love is always worth pursuing as for your true love thing well I think I had that my first ever girlfriend passed away and I’ve never been able to stop loving her but that is a very different situation then a breakup perse. But even with that I was able to love again that is the one instance of me still dwelling on love it’s very sad
>>44492802oh i dont use that stuff anymore i trashed like all my sheets and clothes LMFAO. but i was so pretty...
>>44492796turn the difficulty down?
please tell me my results are good
>>44492778Good girl. Catch them all for Daddy. Throw that motherfucking Master Ball for the Don. >>44492786Good sissy slut.
chaser bf who cums too fast bc he loves me c:
>>44492806is that what the covenant of the meek does
>>44492809Don Dada
basically i have no friends or social life so its impossible for me to even be mentally ill with those symptoms of like "seeking reassurance"... like with who? i dont talk to anyone, ig reassurance owuld be nice though
>>44492796pc? lemme carry you!! thats a lie i haven't played a souls game since elden ring came out
>>44492767you did great!im so sorry>>44492779LMAO NO DISORDERSholy shit how embarrassing >>44492782right.
>>44492821say it again
These are tanner stages, body development and puberty. So you should only be allowed to date within 1 tanner stage of your own stage. This is actually similar to how things work now. But I think this stage should apply to adults too, an old geezer shouldnt be allowed to date such a low tanner stage.
Insane anxiety but can't drink so I will take a hot bathI have go out in 90 minutes this sucks
>>44492821showing these results to my psychiatrist to get him to wipe my file clean
>>44492821do you really think i did great?
>>44492820ya pc but im getting fucked by normal dudes not bosses :(
>>44492796https://voca.ro/19ABoj97i2bx
It feels fucking weird seeing an 18 year old who really hasn't hit full puberty date a 19 year old with full facial hair. its in the rules but it makes me highly uncomfortable.
I knew I was gonna see ya, I knew I was gonna see you again!I was gonna see you againWhere your god damn book bag at?Always carryin' that lil' book bagNobody want to see thatGod damn fourth graderSit yo' ass downNow he want to play it again like he got something else to doYou ain't got nothin' else to doYou ain't doing nothing wit yo lifeNothing with your lifeWhat do you think this is?You better look at me when I'm talkin' to you!You think this is easy don't you?You think this is promisedOh ain't nothin promised with youLook at my face, do I got a promise face?Does it look like promise you anything?Kanye![can't say that word] ! Is you snorin' in my class?Wake up Mr. West! Mr. West
>>44492835Im a normal dude.
>>44492850pls let me keep my souls u.u
>>44492835Make sure you’re doing forest of the giants and not heides tower of flame
>>44492844nobody asked for your opinion pichu
>>44492796ds2 is the hardest souls game that’s why people say it’s bad
>>44492863heides tower of flame is where i went. im in the boat area now.
>ctrl+f !!qxWXL8K08mv>1/142coke goes hard
>>44492876Oh you skipped the first area
>>44492890womp womp :(
>>44492888143 now
>>44492876autumn doesn’t know what she’s talking about. you are on the route for the weakest old soul
>>44492224Are you gonna strut around your house in a thong?
>>44492898i’m probably just gonna do acid again
>>44492896Forest of the giants is the first area, if she’s having trouble she should go do that
>>44492890it’s literally two diverging paths to get to the same zone tho?>>44492896do you have torches to help you see? ds2 is a slower paced game
how did the strokes make ode to the mets
>>44492844what the fuck are you talking about
>>44492911Yeah but forest has a lot of useful upgrade items and is much easier to deal with
>>44492844damn then everyone must ask you, the vip, for consent in their own relationships
>>44492911i have picked up a lot of torches but they don't seem to be in my inventory or equipment so idk if im retarded or missing something (both probablyt)
>>44492825i think you're pretty >>44492833yes i do and also im very proud of you
>>44492938this feeling really never gets old...
>>44492916I miss when the Strokes was on the radio
>>44492935you activate the torch at the bonfire :)
>>44492946there's no option there!!
>>44492942Mgocke
