sweaty editionQOTT: are you a tryhard in your hobbies or occupation?prev: >>44491914
>qott:kind of. i sometimes go tryhard with optimizing my easiest jobs at work to see how quickly i can do them, and there are games where i sweat a bit against casuals, but i spend way more time playing those against people on my level or better
goon your brains out to mommy
porn mommy's plapbait wobblewagon has me chafing my goonstick
i enjoy gooning, like all of you
passoids are people too
they are demons
>>44502100not cool, chica
but they made mmg a safer place
>>44502137gooning my brains out to mommy is super cool, chica
retards
>>44502155not cool, chica, that's ableist
>>44502150i will be the bigger chica, chica
>>44501712i am a dog
>>44502168chill chica, there's no competition
i'm not even tryin' all that hard to stay alive
>>44502173i am a dog
>>44502145
i used to walk around with my meat out
although you can easily tell i'm subhuman because of my extremely immediate time preference and stupid habits
>>44501712absolutely not lmaoot. gp
yeah desu but its always been more of an unhealthy obsession than anything
cisf coworker has a mustache shadow and stubble lol
thats cool does she have a pussy
seeing shit like this and it not being a big deal has calmed my brainwormed ass down so much, I grew up with my mom shaving or waxing her face in front of me regularly
>>44502559i can't grow facial hair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLikCHwbEzU
passoids arnt people
genuinely heartbreaking that the cure are all males but ah well pobody's nerfect
OI DON'T CARE IF MONDAY'S BLUECHEWSDAY'S GREY AND WEDNESDAY TEWTHURSDAY, OI DON'T CARE BOUT YEWIT'S FROIDAY, OI'M IN LOVE
moids don't cry. killing a moid. close to moid. this shit is so easy
the big moidthe moid screamsthe final moid
i havent “tried” since i was like 6
touch starved award
I WANT A MAN IN A WIG TO SUCK MY DICK
I got a chance to sneak out and see my bunnies. I love them so much :3
snow ones?
when i die imma go to snow bunny heaven
i am the most chopped woman ittama
>>44502654lucky
>>44502940what is it like
>>44502940thats niice, you going to digbatz tonight?
aww man i regret saying all those slurs to all them people i just realized words hurt
gn moders
>>44502990words are wind nona
>>44502973whats what like>>44502984no what is that
>>44503010you try living in a hard neighborhood and tell me they're just wind
>>44503028whats a hard neighborhood to you, teaneck?
can we not fight in front of lisha
>>44503011whats it like to be the most chopped?
>>44503061she just said gn, she wont boot up until the cron job fires in a few hours
>>44502940Can you post tits?
>>44503070it has its ups and downs. i get to laugh at all the funny jokes said in here, but in turn i have to see everybody having the time of their lives with their tiny ribs and nice hair
>>44503091no, i dont want to get banned posting nudity and they are the tits that make you cry
I need a good wig but from where
all tits make me cry (from joy)
>>44503054i've lived in neighborhoods that'd make you people shit
so cant wait for the one time I sent a tit pic to someone on here to finally make its way into the thread, its like an invisible fuse you can't see or hear but know is burning ever shorter.
>>44503146and cum?
I used to just post my tits and ass all over unsee and disc for randos in hornygen
>>44503177isn't that the new spiderman
>>44503172what do you get out of that
>>44503177giwtwm
>>44503191shallow validationI'm kind of over it
>>44503163i didn't save it. you can just delete it if you're afraid.
>>44501712i used to be a tryhard at my one hobby, photography. i was and am super into taking photos of dams and waterways and shit, one of my pictures is on wikipedia for a dam i visited which is pretty coolas for my job fuck no, i work at my own pace and regularly take 20+ minute "shits"
>>44502884sup
it's taco friday
heyy fellersdont know nothing bout no bum ass tacos its andy fridayandy can smoke as much as she wants and gets to go to the bathroom firstcause we drinkin sodasdiet cokecokecoke zerofinna blast the bowl
>>44503603bitch ass
i don;t smokeanymore give me some ports
sorry, i dont smoke anymore but all i got are reds
for weeks I've been jokingly asking my wife to play marvel rivals (which makes her groan) but today I looked over her shoulder and saw her downloading it. /b/ros... I'm going to be forced to play that shit
moders have wives?? im only here because mine left me what are you doing
i have a girlfriend she goes to another school
>>44503660fuck you dude i'd settle for one fucking port
my wife and i went star gazing
>>44503676cowbot
>>44503676it's all larp
>>44503706KEK
>>44503796dude stop keking its all about geg now you freak
>>44503833[threat of sexual violence]
>>44503854you cant threaten me with sexual violence because im actually a poltergeist. good luck raping ectoplasm retard
here is a haikunever was a mandon't wanna be a womanim me fuck you all
>>44503911hey fellers andy herethis poster should kill herself
>>44504295make it do something
i dont really like that
>>44504432another mcdoubel C:
conniptions whenever i recognize someone's typing style itt
who am i
i'm not gonna say
>>44504596you're Jean Valjean
do me next
Any hot guys in or nah
ok it's my turn now pls/ty
>>44504663i completely forgot to tell you>>44504673i don't have anything to say to you anymore. sorry
i want a bf that uses hrt
it would feel so fucking good right now to start a fight with a loved one
ok i'm leaving now
don't leave if you're a cute guy on hrt
don't go guys! we're just getting warmed up for gay sex
i was never here
skittles on the cat on da docter pepper
Trannies on this board are all horrible evil little shits. I don’t know how you can be so cruel to other trannies
I'm nice
i'm titanic
i am a dog
dogter dogter
i got called a gay boy :(
you get what you deserve for wearing short shorts
they're just man nipples on breast honestly
i wish i had nipples
>>44503163why would you ever let a moder see your tits?
Just let them hondose me. I dont deserve to be a women...
nah chica, you deserve so much. keep your head up, and remember - there's always a tomorrow to be had if you're there to experience it :)
Im gonna finally build up the nerve to match with the cute pooner who liked me on taimi. I need a lil dood to go to concerts with
injection day + ben and jerry's
pills day + strawberry sorbet + cowkini
got a cowkini link? sounds comfy
>>44501712>QOTT:not really. I've had a hard time keeping any hobbies for longer than a few months before going back to between work/school and bed all year. I've only ever had bullshit fast food jobs while I'm in uni and Im usually just a fuck up the whole time. I feel bad for my coworkers because I mess up orders and forgot how to do shit all the time. in school i just do enough to get buy. the longer I'm in my degree the more I don't feel cut out for what I'm going into. fuck my stupid manmoder life.
I’m fine being a feminine fuck toy thing with curves, boobs, and gock.I don’t need to be a man or a woman.
i hate being male
real women who dress like me are universally celebrated by men
genuinely considering identifying as a cis man on hrt ahahahagahaha
>>44505675why "identify"
watashi no manmoda aidentiti
am i ever going to not hate my reflection
sup fellers, i was so busy and tired tired yesterday i didn’t even post me modei was drenched in sweat in the all-chocolate mode
looky looky what i got fellersfinna shuffle n slap my whole lab in that rack like it’s a scooby doo sandwich
we going vertical, boys!imma paint it first though
fellers i already fucked it all uphad a little leftover coke vanilla(flat now but its all gucci if u blow the bubbles yourself)went to put that shit downwhiffed and made a big sticky messyou know what they saysticky and wet makes mommy upset
>>44506092what i don’t even drink soda like thati drink jamaica, horchata and fruit juice
andy is like if machete and anton chigurh had a baby
>>44506102>>44503603impostor cant even scroll upandy has major story events every day and you either need to stay tuned in or check the wiki
>>44506126you’re a fking cartoon
worst character to date
>>44506148you haven’t tried dating andy to know what dating her is likeyou are a liar claiming to have dated andy
my wife-borat
worst characters of all time:instacart delivery moderandyouppymeracist-pedophile adopterlive theatrical audio production modercismoidprincess
>same person 4 times
>>44506219that's incredible, i'm not any of these characters
didn't mention me yay
>>44506219Who tf are most of these
still modin’ - andy feat. dj rufus.mp3
i could end it right now and it would be easyi wish i wasn't a coward
i wish i were a couw
>>44506276lol
andy (andrea) raped me
i suck at reversi :(
Hello would anyone in this thread like to meet up and fight me?
>>44506383yeah if you drive and happen to be in my immediate area and you're down for like noon today
>>44506383kill yourself
is dva twerk fart w faps?
why do moders all want to transition into cringy nerd quirk chunguses? why do so few moders want to be femme fatales like andy?
>>44505614>with curves mogs me
>>44506148people say this every time there’s a new character. it’s a real race to the bottom in mmg
>>44506230i only counted 2
>>44506515context: google (or grok) "dva twerk fart"iykyk ;)
i love the female butthole
why is mmg so slow? where are the other 12 or so people that post ITT?
>>44506619i am a dog
i don't like to come here anymore
i need to pee
>>44506646how come?
>>44506619sorry i'm the kind of drunk rn where i'm not into posting, as opposed to my usual drunk where i'm into posting
she wanna suck on a moder fuck on a moder
I hate my body because it’s not what i think it should be
>>44506661everyone knows what my genitals look like now
>>44506685i don’ti must’ve missed it
fuck all this troon shit i just wanted to be slim thicc now im a politicalscapegoag and ugly
severance sucks lowk
>>44506675do you have a moder in mind or would any moder do?
>>44506523i think you’re just thinking about me but i’ve mentioned it it multiple times
In America they can force you to go to the hospital, shove charcoal down your throat, hold you to detox and then charge you infinite money for the experience.
im pooping
i've been to detox like a million times and never payed a dollar for itfuck are they gonna do, come in my apartment and rob me?
>>44506973They came to my mailbox to rob me!
not everything is about you
No, I'm quite chill actually
well i'm fucking dying so sorry for being selfish
it might be karma
hunter schafer posted mingus, check instagram
i think jazz is gay and i don't like how this is the standard of "smart" music
>>44507368you are a white racistrepent you ugly troid
>>44507388i like rock n roll and by extension that means i can't be racist
>>44507368racist alert
I JUST LIKE A LITTLE MELODY FOR FUCKS SAKE
my shoulders look small when compared to my huge ass skull, it's grim
warfare in the thread today?
get fat
Anyone near Reading PA wanna go to a metal show?
>>44507498seconded
>>44507499no but the Reading Phils are a hell of a team
>>44507499who's playing
A cat died under my house and the landlord won't get rid of it. It's become a skeleton now and I hate having to see it. I wish I knew an Etsy witch or something who wants free bones just so it'll finally be gone.
>>44506383I'm so down!
my hungry ass would just like a meal
I got something you can fill your ass with right here
>>44507699Druid Stone, Christpipe and Heemeyer. Idk much about the latter two but Druid Stone is great. I got two moders into her including my previous date for this show but they both hate me now ;_;
That shits like 2 hours from me
>>44501712>qottim like the opposite of a tryhard for mostly everything in life..i guess i am a bit of a slacker haha..it brings me a lot of strife i think mhm..i guess i can be a bit of a tryhard in spurts, at least when it comes to making music..the effort is misplaced though, as i dont really have any talent.. miserable sack of waste >>44507720im sorry nona..thats really sad..sometimes I think i see a dead cat on the road and i have to look away..>>44506143niiiice picrel..
>>44507765yeah? i'm starving. i have ARFID. i'm literally so fucking hungry
should i wait until after my husband's birthday to kill myself
>>44507864it's only polite
>>44507882i briefly thought about doing it on his birthday but i realized it would be really selfish it's not like he's going to know either way but that's his day y'know i guess i could do it on the 30th but now that he's back i don't really have a plan anymore i need to stop procrastinating it but i'm so lazy and scared of what happens afteri wish i could get a shotgun because that seems like the easiest and most reliable method
for perfectly good reasons, i'm sweating like fucking crazy
i am not dog
i will never be cool enough to even slip into her preview
the dog will see you
can i prevent that somehow
>>44508004i am a dog
i may have committed like thousands of felonies
>>44508094can you put on a cowkini and bark?
>>44508103i do that at work every day, we call it agentic workflows
if a dog could wear a cowkini, how would it wear it?
same way i do
it's pizza time who else wants some moder margherita (vegan)
pizza pasta put it on my cock
inject my balls with hot melted cheese
>>44508103how
okay well neither of you two perverts are getting any
>>44508228my husband used to say thatinject my balls with hot melted cheese
>>44508243neither? were you in a throuple?
>>44508264we were never together he doesn't know i exist
oh but she does..
>>44508226i'm just a dogboy
yep it looks like shit
>>44508201SPEEN
>>44505942
>>44506015based
>>44505291good question
>>44508243hot melted vegan cheeze
i'm butt fucking naked
picture this: we were both buck naked
>>44507770Previous date???? I told you I'd take you if you stopped doing drugs and you didn't... plus YOU GOT ME ARRESTED SINCE THEN YOU FUCKING NARC
>>44509053inconceivable
we are purely platonic friends
speaking of dates, i’m gonna try and get my friend a date tonight. wish me luck!
friends and dates. larpers
>>44509075Tell everyone what you were doing. You would have gotten in way more trouble if you didn't stop sweetie. Sorry I didn't want to go all the way, I think it made you crazy. Also I have a new number you can stop paying for textfree with MY money now, no one is getting your psychobabble rants. Plus I did those drugs WITH YOU. Bye bye babe go hang out with the crazycule I'm one with you.https://youtu.be/L5xf5fKESAQ
who are the people arguing? is it the jersey fags at it again?
>>44509273You're not "one" with spellcheck, fatty
did you two frot
i need to have sex with a man
remember when i said all this would happen and you called me evil
and i get the bonus of everyone blaming me for what happened to me lol
thinking about just disappearing again
and they didn't even frot
Yeah unfortunately, I guess she's told everyone she could about it. This weirdo kept bringing up my ex and trying to fuck me the entire time she was at my house it was the most uncomfortable experience I could ever imagine. She wouldn't shut up until I let her do touch me so I picked the least invasive way....
that explains why she bragged about you crying
>>44509513giwtwm
>>44509437i think me and her agree that you're evil still even if she's willing to ruin her best friendship to protect your hick ass lmao. you don't even know wtf happened no one's talked to you in weeks fuck off
>>44509572She knows what happened you literally did it at her. There's no more depth to this, you posted something bad and had to stop. You're lucky I'm the one who called the cops on you and not her. You act like you tried to be my savior and I'm the one who got hurt by you doing that shit just like everything else you've "done for me" over the last month.
why don't you have this argument over discord
heh transbians
i wish i was good enough at my craft to create ethical dilemmas and make everyone fear for me
>>44509683I deleted mine to get away from this. I never want to speak to anyone involved in any of this ever again.
teach transbians not to rape
this is my real hair
>>44509349nahh leave me out of this .-.
gm moders
the ghost of lia
>>44509843it's the middle of the day
>>44509761You're willingly apart of it and here.
>>44509911yes... but no
>>44509852i hope she was able to get that ffs she wanted to bad
dude i hate being male
dune is so boring t-t
Dude where's my penis?
>>44510153lmao
nothing better than a drip pour coffee before venturing out into the city!
>>44510202omg twins. i need to drink coffee before i do anything in the day. have you ever had decaf?
>>44510242omg yess!! it hits the spot if i want coffee, but its nearing bedtime!!! rn i am drinking a cafe au lait
let me explain like 30 stimulants to you
i didn't want to dish out for a decent machine so i just do a pourover into a thermal
>>44510277enjoy! gomennasai
moders into ufc wya
im 29 years old and have no interests, never had a job, not good at anything and i wanna die
>>44510389it's over
Am I allowed to shitpost here until a new repgen is up, please pretty please?
>>44510389Hi me from 7 years ago
>>44510380i hate ufc, my brother tried so hard to make me like it. fuck dana white too
>>44510594everything around it sucks 100 but fights are fun to watch
i’m not a fan of fighting either. the closest i got was wwe as a small child
>>44510462post ass first
i am forgotten...
>>44510285Okay I'm waiting
any hot girly men in the thread?
I'm just an ugly incelish moid
Ok want to hold hands then?
my beard's three dimensional
buried my uncle today
>>44510996shovel tutorial?
>>44511030lmao
im fat :((
>>44511056agh, that sucks
always click bottom never click top
there's some hot men that post in these threads I've seen some of them and i want what they got
how do i post cowkini it keeps saying upload failed
>>44511192edit the pic
why am i so cock hungry
if you're hungry just eat
if you're scared go to church
do you think i have money for food? do you think i can shower and put a shirt on for church?
>>44511186like chudette?
it's rolling rock saturday
i like this toy a lot but i dont like the cleaning part i wish it wasnt so gross
pepperoni with italian sausage
sup fellersi went to a vintage fest today with my guatemalan boothangi bought myself a new wallet (female)ate honduran/salvadoran for lunchthen bought some spray paint for my rack and some casters and other stuffbusy busy day tomorrowgonna roll a fattie and hang out with rufus in the darkness, listening to the chorus of hundreds of frogs and thousands of crickets, a southern symphony just for me as the smoke rises in the moonlighttoday was not a perfect day, fellers, but it was a good one
i'm not qualified to diagnose myself but i know my ass from a hole in the ground
andy againtouching my mingus
>>44512466andy is your job hiring any more trannies
>>44512587nah sweet thang, all full upbut i gotchubeen looking for a bitch to lovei can provide 3 meals a day, 2 if you chubby
there it isagainthat funny feeling
>>44512677i have a girlfriend
>>44512681who am i
i have an andy
>>44512677>2 if you chubbybitch
>mfw when you think you're going easy but only until after you cum and fall off of the suction cup dildo do you realize you were taking all 10 inches came out clean with no prep btw diet goated
ok chica
>>44512681i have that on vinyl!
>>44513258squeaktoad
if you own a shitass richoids take on covid on fucking vinyl? you might be squeaktoad
>samefagging because no one cared the first time
yeah bc it's impossible that multiple people hate you, megan
how could anyone hate her, she's like the paula deen of mmg
who the fuck is paula deen im 20
how is she even remotely similar to paula deen
idk, they both cook or sm sht
My pooner has BPD
all of trains cooking is done by a team of black women did you know that
i want to be cool and artsy and bohemian but i have no talents and im dysphoric and im ugly and i repped so long it ruined me and im weird and stupid/uninteresting and also i hurt my head and it changed me
not that there’s anything to be a part of anyway :/
Moders, should I go out and grab more alcohol? I told myself I'd quit for good only 6 days ago but honestly this whole sobriety thing isn't working out.
>going to bed first thing in the morning
gn stands for good nut
Gay, I’m
im dog
>>44514031i am a dog
>>44514035i am a dog
>>44514037what the hell chica
okay how do we distinguish the dogs
it's simple. she's a dog, she's a dog, and she's dog
then who am i :(
.....a dog?
nooo
>>44514189i am a dog
