What would you do if you were walking down the beach and saw a sealmoder trapped in a net?For those of you who might be new to /lgbt/, a sealmoder is a trans girl who has medically transitioned, but isn't yet ready to socially transition, and so she allows people to assume she is a seal for the sake of convenience and safety
>>44504742These threads suck bbc
>>44504742Club her.
>>44504762You're not allowed to club seals ;~;
what if you were in the antarctic ocean and a leopard sealmoder tried to feed you penguins
>>44504742Hunt it, cook it, then eat it. Sealmoders need to be eaten.
>>44504793I'm gonna display sealmoder like a trophy
>>44504799t... that penguin is clearly being rescued, I don't think she's gonna eat her ;~;
>>44504811um no leopard seals do eat penguins
>>44504742i'd seal the deal :3
>>44504851T... that's her job! X3>>44504820;~; FABRICATED IMAGE ;~;
>>44504864>;~; FABRICATED IMAGE ;~;it could be AI but somehow I feel like it's real
>>44504864seal :3
>>44504864>:3
>>44504908s... she wants to trade with u :3c
>>44504742Tire. Iron.
>>44504934>Sealmoder when she takes out the seashell
>>44504941this is actually EXTREMELY forbidden in Canada, you will get in trouble... it counts as seal clubbing
>omw to the sealmoder
>>44504742holy fucking kill yourself and stop making these shit threads every day
>>44505231Feeding feeshies to cute sealmoders is basically what /lgbt/ is all about!~ ^~^
>>44504742rape her with my BWC
>>44504742cut the net! and feed it some of my oven baked salmon
>>44504934>as the sealmoder swims away you realize the seashell you traded for has a pearl in it!
>>44504914what's the creature on the right? is it a cryptid? kirby?
>>44505332a plushie:3
>>44505279Best answer in the thread! ^~^We need a 'best answer' award :3c>>44505432>>44505448Cute! X3
>>44505279eh........ :3
>>44505481Oh boy, that looks delicious! I'll make her a lemon dill butter sauce :3
>>44504742Humanely club her and sell the pelt
>>44505481That's a fancy glass of water btw
These are the best threads on /lgbt/
>>44505636I will humanely club you as well anon
unrelated but foxmom gives eyedrops.
>>44505832Fox pelts are worth a lot of money better hit them with the club as well, both mother and cub
i love foxmoders :3
>>44505866Oh yeah that pelt will fetch maybe 20-30 dollars, clubbing them won’t damage the fur itself, but you have to hit them hard enough once maybe twice to make sure
>>44505904Also it be cruel to not just bludgeon the whole fox and seal family, a family plan is the best plan
>>44505866We should all give I mean trade our shiny things with the fox instead of the seal
>>44505481aw the seal is too happy about being free to complain about my house not having a door or four walls or my weird silverware arrangement
>>44506083it's an outdoor restaurant...
>>44504742steal her seal skin obviouslyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selkie
>>44506154
>foxmoder pouring oil into the ocean againwe must sealmoders a nice bath
what happened to the yobredom?
>>44505832w... why? :3c>>44505838NYOOO ;~;Clubbing is bullying, you can't do it! ;~; ;~;>>44506991AW SHE'S SO CHUBBY <3>>44507047Yeah! I wanna know too!
>>44504742WATCH OUT SEAL-CHAN A JAPANESE FISHING BOAT HAS MISTAKEN YOU FOR A WHILE AND IS TRAILING AFTER YOU
>>44507594t... then she turns around an makes a deal! ;~;No booli sealmoder in exchange for... ten years of good luck!! And a seashell! ;~; ;~;
>>44507564>>44507594>>44507627Wow more slop-monster hybrids to bludgeon, a lot of people will be happy to have nice warm fur lined winter clothes now
>>44507564she maybe had a minor eye operation, probably nothing serious. maybe she'll need glasses...
>>44508320Aww she'll look so kyoot with glasses X3
>>44504914I'd like to recognize that this is an incredibly cute image, btw uwu*seal* X3>>44504971;~; n... no thanks, mr. cosby...>>44505866dis one also cute :3
>>44508376>foxmoder with glasses :3>>44508671oh yes those are extra cute imho too :3
>>44508734So stylish! So smart-looking! Big praise and encouragement!
>>44508807yay.... however i'm ultra exhausted lolol all my muscles are so sore. good night!!!keep being lovely :3
>>44509532Awwwww you worked so hard today! I'm proud of u!! X3!!!Good night! You've earned a big, comfy sleep :3
>>44510207shalad :3
>>44510286shelery :3c
>>44510401this is cute
>>44504742you are a malebrained agp faggot who deserves death and enslavement for your retardation
>>44510401do bunmoders eat tofu?
>>44510464That's more of a pandamoder thing!
>>44510481Yes, but tofu is still vegan, no?
>>44510515Yes, I'm sure bunmoders try tofu from time to time!So do wolfmoders... they're actually very nice, anod not as scary as they look! :3
>>44510534Aren't wolves basically dogs so they can eat anything?
>>44510538Well, dogs can't eat a lot of things! Or shouldn't eat, maybe... I know they can't have chocolate!
>>44510551Do wolfmoders fold though after headpats?
>>44510562N... no!!! >////////<
>>44510562>>44510615(yes..... .__.)
>>44510615>>44510624CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!!
>>44510647*licklicklick* ^~^ok I gotta nap :3c
>save a sealmoder from a net>They can't repay you now >Years later >Ship wrecks at sea >Suddenly a seal appears saving you >What're you doing?>Sealing the deal
>>44504742I've never heard this term before but that's literally me
>>44510470This but about people who hate based AI boymoder
>>44511147This sounds like a great movie script! "She waited years..... to SEAL THE DEAL!">>44511936Aww sweetie, are you in a net now?? ;~; *gets clippers*>>44511996Don't be mean ;~; It never makes things better! ;~; ;~;
Can u make a ai comic about penguinmoders sliding on ice all day and then watching TV and drinking coffee in the igloo
>>44512191I don't gen, I just repost ;~; s... sorry...
>>44504742
>>44512191
>>44512867I kinda wanna be a penguinmoder now... it looks fun :3c
>>44512952yay sorry gotta sleep more.... :3
>>44513068Ok, get good sleepies, keep that creative mind of yours in good condition! uwuI like the penguinmoder recreational igloo :3c
>>44513068>3, 4 and then 5Penguinmoders just keep spawning.
>>44512783LMAO
>>44513692they made new friends throughout the day
>>44512867>>44513068they would watch pingu
>>44512783kek
>>44514590>Pingu goes NOOT NOOT>Penguinmoder #4: Aw change the channel, I've seen this one.
>>44514590comfy!>>44514888thee hee X3
>>44515629Why would you make such a sad image? Do you want to hurt my heart? ;~;Please give her a babysitter! ;~; ;~; ;~;
i hope every single data center on planet earth combusts due to the infinite amount of global warming you droolers put on us daily with these retarded slop threads, leaving your rotted minds with the realization that you might actually have to make a creative joke yourself instead of having chat gpt feed them down your pathetic cockroach throats. you are all nothing more than husks with no life to live, using these hilarious excuses of "creativity" to convince yourself that you are more than mere grass grazers for the 1% to cull when they feel like it.
>>44515653:3
>>44515727Ok good >:c *pout*I miss having a pet ;~;But these pictures give me those feelings again :3
>>44515764nyehheh :3
>>44515826What a little sweetie :3*gives her a little shnack to snarf on* :3
>>44515863
>>44515877Oi.... I want you to gen me something :3How about... someone cuddling a sealmoder? :3They must be so soft and chubby and warm... <3
>>44515932idk if this is right...:3
>>44515996She's like a pillow! ;~;I want a sealmoder ;~;We need to engineer something so they won't get caught in nets!
>>44515996>>44516042Ok I gotta go, but I hope the rest of your day is great! You really made my day with your cute art! *big, warm hug!*Also thanks to anyone watching and enjoying :3c
>>44516188have fun :3
I love sealmoders
>>44511147:3
>>44517616Sealmoder very chunky
>bananamoder
>here's a song i composed>*slaps keyboard*
>>44518354BLING DING BANG DING DING DINGLY DOOOOOX3>>44518245ya :3>>44517428omg me too! :D
>>44518635yay glad i caught you. gotta go to sleep but i just wanted to say hi :3good night :3
>>44518672Good night! Thanks for the gens today, you did such a good job! :3*tucks u in!*
>>44518697>Seconds before illegal toe nibblin'
>>44519254>:3
>>44518672>No thoughts, just butterfly
>>44518672:3
bananamoder
>>44504975No no nnonononoYou can iron your seal
>>44522203>ironing a sealmoder :3
>>44522244She's probably so warm and toasty uwuPosting another coddled and loved nyanmoder to make up for the sad one u posted >:c
>>44522609
>>44522794>me driving u home after a long day of boyposting uwu
>>44522803
>>4452283824 hour boynews :D>LOUD WRONG CUTE>the little picture of the two>Election season :3>Real. Moe. Politics.>Taco farmsThis pic is hilarious X3(I'm with boymoder A, btw :3 )
>>44522862would you watch ":3 network"?
>>44522903Yesh, it seems like a very comfy show that discusses real issues that are important to the boymoding community :3They should do a panel show with girlmoder and bottom-kun :3
>>44522957:3
>>44522978Now everyone's represented! ^~^Uh oh! Military conflict!! ;~;
>>44504742It’s grilling time!
>>44523925>my political alignment is center‐bottom
>>44523925Are burgers bottom food tho?
>>44523925Summer.... perfect scarf weather!>>44523990He's getting it for his top
>>44523953Yes finally someone who understandsFuck radicals embrace bottomism >>44523990>>44524002It’s a sealmoder burger
nets are cruel ;-;
what about a foraging hedgehogmoder?
You will never be a seal. You have no flippers, no fins, no blubber.
>>44524266she needs a snacking shroom
>>44523925Too political
>>44526196Bottoms and pooners can grill without it being political since it’s gender euphoric for them
This is sooooo cuuute.I don't know how to use AI. Can you make a picture of 3 sealmoders as sirens pulling in some poor fool?
>>44526373hmm... :3
>>44526373in this one the sailor is a sealmoder too...
>>44526499>Wow that could be me too
>>44526493Cute!! X3>>44526499She sealmoded :3
>>44515698
>>44528068:3
>>44529470ICE CREAM :OSHE'S GOT ICE CREAM!!Lucky seal!I dunno if I wanna go to sea treats, though X3 Unless it was fish and chips!
>>44504755>These threads suck bbcyeah, op is a bnwo tard.
Snailmoder
>>44529592ooh, cute art! ^~^
>>44529547>*clap clap* >>44529592she can hide in her shell
>>44529598I love sealmoder! ^~^Unfortunately I gotta shleep. Keep sealmoder warm :3 Good night! ^~^/
Snailmoder a are very sensitive creatures
>>44529610waow cool snale :3
>>44529656Ty i got som more :3
>>44529865>no mom, I'm SNAILMODING! >:3>takin' it slowwwwwwww X3
i'm pretty sure sealmoders love back rubs :3
>>44531990omg cute :3 :3 :3Her muscles are probably tense from all the flopping and shlapping she does :3I bet it's like rolling dough! X3
>>44532061>flopping along
>>44532163We need a handy nyanmoder to build her a hovercraft or some sort of sand dolly cart to help her move around the beach!Maybe not a hovercraft... they're loud, and would probably scare her ;~;Ok gotta nap, bbl! ^~^/
>>44532266sealmoders are quite agile in water tho. like only reason they go on dry land is to nap :3
well, i need to sleep. busy day tomorrow. hopefully everyone is having a good time. and if you are not i hope you'll get better soon :3
>>44535411ur cute :3cOk, nighty night! See u tomorrow I hope! :3c :3c
>>44533108Yesh, so a hammock is a good idea :3>>44534412Imagine you go see a movie, and these cute little seals with bangs and boy hoodies are always shlapping their little fins together and horking X3
I need a sealmoder friend
>>44535705She would bring you:>Fish>Seashells>Pretty rocks
>>44535741You forgot about kindness
>>44535693>a fish appears on the screen>"hork hork hork" *clap clap clap*
>>44504742gen ai is malebrained
>>44535997>ai memes are exclusively shared by facebook moms
>>44504742If I saw you on the street I'd beat your ass.
>>44535985^~^//>>44535705Living pillow puppy fren ^~^>>44535741Most of the fish would have a big ol' chomp taken out of them though, ehehe~>>44535794:3
>>44504742Furry is gross. Transgender is already controversial. Do you have to add being a furry, on top of it?
>>44536051Can you be my friend?
>>44536091Ok! ^~^
>>44535794>sealmoder waving a flag that reads "kindness"
>>44529470Yum :3
>>44534412>Sealmoder honking and clappingGood thing they only do this at the END of the movie...
You are adult men.
>>44537853maybe the guy prompting these is but i'm not
>>44537843And also if there's a fish!Also do not show them a polar bear, that's mean ;~;
>>44535693>me in the back
>>44539561>Me when I see a theater full of sealmoders for Finding Nemo 3: The Arctic Journey
>sealmoders misunderstand what seal clubbing is (luckily)
>>44539875>flopping and tail shlapping to the beatuwu *cool*>>44539795It doesn't have a polar bear, does it?? ;~;
>>44539627grumpy nyan!
>>44505456
>>44539972AWWWW X3She gave the best answer! ^~^
>>44540092:3
>>44540121How's your day going so far? :3cI am considering coffeemoding! It's early here, hehe... enjoying the final days of summer?
>>44540189stressed about deadlines lol :3but all is well. gotta get myself an energy drink. got enough sleep?
>>44540244I'm on biphasic sleep, hehe... once at night, once at noon... so technically I got enough sleep!*gives u headpats so ur brain works better!*I hope chitchatting on here makes u feel less stressed :3
>>44540265yup, gonna blep until everything is fine.
>>44540265
>>44536241>>44536360Do animalmoders have discords that I can add?
>>44540753Alright I'm gonna take a walk outside :3>>44540764n..... no.... o____o;; *proteccs AIBoymoderArtChan!!!*
>>44504742Meow
>>44542134She needs your help, not your meows! ;~;I hope AIBoymoderArtChan is meeting their deadlines! For now, I must nap! uwu zzz
-bumps the thread because idk what to postwe must protect sealmoders and their treasures
>>44504742fuck ugly and retarded ai bullshit thread. seals don't have ears retard
>>44543646I love sealmoders
>
>real bun drama
>>44545686>massive bun family:3How're you? Everything going well? :3c
>>44543646Big agree uwu>>44544003t... they love you too! >/////<I forgot to save the seal treasure, please post again ;~;
>>44545758this one?
>>44545758or this?
>>44545706btw doing fine. should go to sleep but i'm the most productive late at night...
>>44545809Cute!>>44545882Cute!!>>44545913Nightmoder? :3c
>>44546013>nightmoder.are cities comfy at night?
I love these cute and wholesome threads :3Sad to think that there is likely some creep who goons to these images :/
>>44546117Ya! At least Canadian cities are :3
>>44546164ignore the creeps :3>>44546167i hope so. i like cities if there is a lot of greenspace
>>44546283So like a utopia? :3That comic is funny btw hehe... a moe anime irl
>>44546938nyes.gotta sleep now :3
>>44547544uwuGood night! ^~^/
>>44504851this sealmoder is very special
>>44504742The fuck is this shit Go back to tumblr
>>44542349Meow
>>44547571
>>44551096Aww cute :3I wish I could have a dream like that! X3But it raises the question..... are humanmoders allowed into bunworld?
>>44551119why wouldn't they...? =:3
>>44552718idk... maybe the buns would get shy and frightened?
>>44552736there would be secret stress rooms for bunmoders :3
>>44551096cute
well g2g to shleep :3
>>44555097Good night :3
sorry gotta post thisgn everyone :3
>>44556463*swaddles u* uwuNight cutie! ^~^/
>Sealmoder climbs out of the water>I have opened the seven seals>Trumpet noise>Swims away
>>44557171>seal apocalypse
*hork*
>>44557171>>44557630God save us!! D:>>44558396*shlap* uwu
>>44558727>>44557630It's ok the seal apocalypse is mostly them invading the beach and asking for fish
>>44559633b... but how are we gonna get enough fish to feed all of them?
>>44559700A luremoder would come in handy right now...
>>44559708Or perhaps a gardenmoder has found some worms!
Opinions on failmoder?
>>44560926whats so fail about this?
>>44561139I don't know how to prompt Boymoder Classic™ (that's my favorite)
>>44561144well i think theyre cute :3
>>44560926And the final image of the thread is a cute new 'moder! ^~^ *hugs!* *welcomes!*
>>44561402yay another successful thread :3
>>44561572*patpatpatpat* uwuOk, think of something for the next thread!
>>44536360>>44557171need to gen these later...